Oh no you didn't!!!
*snaps fingers*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 20:15, 135 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You see that Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards.
That's you that is. That's your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:54, 171 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

CHRIST someone start a new thread already
Tennis. Do you give a shit? If not, how would you enliven it? Or any other sport? Get creative. Rugby is astonishingly dull and ridiculously technical, so I'd improve it by making every little niggly law punishable by intense physical pain. The ball explodes when passed forwards, spikes pop up underneath scrums to stop them exploding, etc.

Alt Q - something about cunnilingus or Denmark
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:53, 229 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just left a note on another car in the car park
because the silly cunt decided to leave the nose of their BMW 4x4 wankmobile sticking into my bay, which made it bloody awkward to park my van.

I tried to make it as nice as possible as leaving notes it's stupidly passive agressive, but I don't know actually know who drives the wankmobile (though I have my suspicions it is one of the fat greasy spivs that I found smoking inside yesterday afternoon because they didn't want to go outside in the rain).

When they kick off about it, should I remain calm and reason with them, or just kick them in the balls and bite their ears?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, 167 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Longest day of the year today, it's now downhill all the way to Christmas...
How will you being celebrating the summer solstice? Should we have a mid-year "Christmas"?

ALT: best citrus fruit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:12, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A quick scan through that last thread confirms what I already knew
I am decidedly uncool, and have poor taste in music.

I am also saddened to learn that I am the same age as Monty. I thought that miserable old curmudgeon was a lot older than me.

What has pissed on your chips today?

Alt: chips - acceptable fare for lunch?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:59, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lunch thread.
I'm not having any.

What are you not having?
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going to Glastonbury
Who's going to miss me?

I'm also cooking a roast for lunch on a Tuesday, how wakki is that?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 10:21, 235 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Poor old Plummers.
His melancholy plea for Youtube links to 'sadcore' tunes has managed to engender much scornful amusement - but, simultaneously, almost heart-rending pity - in me.

I was going to offer him a DJ slot at MECHA-BA$H but now I'm having doubts. MECHA-BA$H is quite obviously THE social event of the autumn, but how can/could it be bettered? The easy answer is 'it quite clearly can't', but try, why doncha?

Alt: You have the power to install the B3tan of your choice as UK Prime Minister for a month. Whom do you choose, and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 8:27, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SADCORE THREAD
Youtube links to sadcore/ slo core stuff only please.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1nRXc3qYV4&feature=fvst
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 23:17, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shiny and new...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:40, 268 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

over 200 replies means time for a new thread.
And it has fallen to me to kick things off.

Q- who would win in a jelly wrestle, Fiona Bruce or Sian Williams?

Alt Q- who would win in a battle of wits, Paxman or Monty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I got to the 4th football question before giving up
What are you all going to do with the next hour?

I don't really have anything to do, except watch gifs of animals being jerks thanks to Labs. Or read about amusing mistakes people make when texting.

Alt Q: What's your favourite pasta shape? I like conchigli because they're like tiny little spoons that fill up with sauce.

SEE EVEN A QUESTION ABOUT PASTA IS MORE EXCITING THAN FOOTBALL
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:05, 241 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With the OT quiz team taking shape (4 queers and a dancer) or whatever they are calling themselves.
Now is a great time to see just how good they are.

Post your trivia questions and useless facts and see if team OT can answer them without using Google (I fully expect them to cheat).

Alt: If you had to go on one gameshow, which one would you go on and why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:59, 427 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man
Not sure if you lot remember me running on and on about the wedding I had to do last year, where I officiated, did all the writing and stuff.
Well, they've only gone and broke up and it's not even been a year.

What did you have high hopes for but failed miserably at?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 13:37, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well this made me laugh.
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/jun/20/dating-website-beautiful-people-members

I wonder how many b3tan made the cut? My guess is very few.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 12:12, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It would seem my meeting later has been cancelled
So the summer holidays have begun.
I ought to be excited, shouldn't I?

What should you be excited about today?

Alt: Where is the summer?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:06, 52 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good morrow, you sorry excuses for people.
Good weekend? Mine was pretty good, thanks for asking. I went to Sir John Soane's Museum which was actually faintly unnerving. It was like seeing inside the home of a nutcase. Nice to see Hogarth's 'Rake's Progress' paintings up close though, along with the sarcophagus of Seti I and a million other items. Then went on a pub crawl which was costly but hugely entertaining.

Sunday I got a text 'from my daughter' which was quite thoughtful of my ex - and helped me to cope with the heartbreak that was BGB NOT FUCKING BOTHERING TO CALL EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID SHE WOULD.

What did you cunts get up to - and what scintillating joys does the week ahead hold for you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:16, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Awwwight dudes?
I've just got back from a weekend away at my holiday caravan on the mid Wales coast. It was sunny, peaceful, and beautiful.
So, in your opinion, where is the best place to go for a holiday in the British Isles?
(888777555, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 21:37, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

little shits...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 15:14, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

CHICKEN WINGS FOR BREAKFAST
How's your sleep? I've slept for 24 of the past 30 hours, I reckon that's pretty good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 7:24, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm very bored and not too sober
This should be the standard header for all TD threads.

Even the new heroes are quiet tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:54, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm probably getting a laptop
I reckon 3GHz, 4GB RAM, 500GB hard drive will do.

Any tips for good/bad brands? Good/bad places to buy from?

You're all smart and attractive people who know their stuff. *crosses fingers*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 14:53, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is anyone here now?
Any iPlayer recommendations would be great as I have 8 hours at work to kill
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 9:15, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hey guys what's up
I know no one is here but I figured I'd let you know I went against blueberry wine and bought stella instead.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 1:08, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dirty bastard...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 22:24, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alright quendists?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:13, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

where's gonz to?
i have some EXCITING news.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:19, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)