I want to move to London. It's ace.
Where do you want to move?

Alt: did I mention that london is ace?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:37, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Christ I got hammered last night
That girl can really put it away. Just had a fry-up and am sitting outside finishing a mug of tea.

How the devil are you this morning?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:19, 41 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh for God's sake!
A one thread day? Where is everyone? Don't tell me you're all watching X Factor or something!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:35, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're all shit.
Just saying.

lol jk luv u
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 9:17, 75 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

HAS ANYONE SEEN GONZ AROUND? I NEED TO SHOW HIM THIS !!!!!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3756305/Dog-Otis-skydives-with-owner-Will-Da-Silva.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:31, 29 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is the evening shift here yet?
I've got 41 minutes to kill at work and I demand ENTERTAINMENT or a pie.

A question? Fine. Fucking fine. What incredibly basic superpower would you like? Something in the realms of Batman possibility as opposed to X-Men possibility. I'd like eyes that worked, or a decent sense of balance.

Alt: What? More questions? Fuck you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:20, 44 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Too many MDs
'Regrets, I've had a few'...what do you regret doing/not doing?

What do you still really, really want to do before your blobbly pile of fatty flesh gives up and rots down into the ground?

ALT: Best spread.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 15:14, 213 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well I never
www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/8709920/Ecstasy-could-be-used-in-cancer-treatment.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:07, 130 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

[Placeholder]
I'll be back to write something later.

Cheers.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:46, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's good to do for lunch?
By the way, my mum really isn't.

Alt: fuck off you knob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:38, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's good to do in London?
Alt: If you were going to join the forces which branch would you opt for and why?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:33, 121 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Mwhahahahaha!
I'm all powerful! I've subdued this HYSYS simulation and made it converge under my own rules!!! The Universe will soon be mine!!

Why do you feel all powerful today?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:32, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am ever so slightly dying here.
Rouse me with your thrilling weekend plans.

Alt: which country do you dislike most and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:37, 181 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FUCK ALL THAT SHIT
Let's tell each other lies to make our miserable lives seem less depressing.

How would you make Monty feel better about being a skint absent parent?

How would you big up AA's feelings about his latent cross dressing tendencies?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:38, 200 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

STOMPITY STOMP STOMP STOMPY STOMP
Here is where it's at kids.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)

STOMPY STOMPY STOMP
No, talk here instead.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

STOMP STOMP STOMP
Ignore that geriatric cretin, instead, why not talk here about the time you accidentally kidnapped someone?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You are all mongoloids and spanners.
Every man Jack of you. I am fucking knackered today - quite how I shall make it through 'til 6pm I really don't know. I bet you Stunned poster pulls a sickie.

Last night I accidentally locked my new assistant in the office, where she triggered off loud and scary alarms and I had to go back to rescue her, the poor sod said she was going home but must have decided to go for a power-dump on the way, so I had no idea I wasn't the last to leave and locked up.

Ever kidnapped anyone, accidentally or otherwise?

Alt: Who would you like to kidnap, why, and what would you do when you had?

EDIT: STOMPY STOMP STOMP
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:28, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning people
Anyone around?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Former East17 singer and failed stunt driver in a meltdown that Adam Ant would be proud of.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTWxQU-Fns

Alt: It's cold, wet and miserable. How do you cheer yourself up when the weather is unseasonal?

Double Alt: Just what was Willis talkin' about?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 18:33, 313 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Right the weather is shit but it's meant to be nice this weekend.
Best things for BBQ's

I'm trying to find something unusual that's fairly easy to cook on a bbq rather than BURGERS or SAUSAGES because they're dull and everyone will bring them anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:40, 98 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think that's dead.
Would anyone like to imagine what the ideal job for a fellow b3tan might be? I don't think we've done this for a while.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:49, 198 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

back is done. pic in body. Are you hairy Mary?
Alt: Alternatives to exams?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:44, 229 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread for the thready inclined.
How organised are you? Do you plan everthing to the last letter or go with the flow?

I'm off to a small festival bank holiday weekend and have printed off all the information on beer available, bus routes, opening and closing times etc and typed out a list of bands with info on appearance times and genre.

Edit - I've also bought a festival survival pack consisting of Berrocca, Diarylite (sp) and painkillers.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:44, 11 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread's shit,
now there'll be two by the time I click "post this message"

So A level results day. What A levels did you get? I got A,B,B,D
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:45, 171 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning, groovers.
Last night, whilst staying at my ex's, I discovered a LIFE-CHANGING PRODUCT. 'Dry shampoo' - now you can get away with being a skanky grebo who hasn't washed his hair, it seems. Fucking re-sult. This is lucky because today I am a skanky grebo who hasn't washed his hair, opting instead to use the time to make a Sticklebrick house.

Are you a skanky grebo, or always immaculately groomed?

EDIT: STOMP STOMP STOMPITY STOMP
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:53, 160 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gooooood Morning Que Oh Tee Doubs Slash Oh Tee !
Are you ready for an awesome day? I know fo'so' that I am. Yesterday I was going to make an apple'n'pear tart-ta-tan for a collegue who's birthday it was, but for some reason my tablets hit me double-tripple-super-hard and I can hardly remmeber yesterday now, even though I took less than usual, today I'm taking even less still, 'cus I got shit to do that can't get done if I'm all up in lady gaga land.

What's your morning ritual? Mine is

- Wake up after the 10th alarm
- Do my morning read in the lav
- Take my pills, have a can of 'v' fizzy pop while watching the BBC News and getting up to date on the latest technology developments.
- Take a shower if I didn't have one the night before
- Get dressed and ready to leave the house
- Realise I forgot something like my iPad or to brush my teeth, as I'm waking out the door, and make sure I get that done.
- Realise that I need to read a bit more on the lav.
- Get myself into work.

Alt: Has anyone heard of Spoon Theory? I really like this. Show me something online that you really like.
www.butyoudontlooksick.com/articles/written-by-christine/the-spoon-theory-written-by-christine-miserandino/

Double Alt: What are you going to sale in your little bespoke shop? Describe the place to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:49, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you do in between pressing F5
when you're on here? I'm usually drinking tea, making something and/or singing to myself.

alt: what does your desk look like? Is it a state and covered in all sorts of rubbish? What's the oddest thing on your desk?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:53, 175 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Channel 4 have a program on about dwarfs
They freak me out with their mis-shaped heads and odd proportions. But what kind of people freak you out?

ALT: Pulp or no pulp?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:26, 148 replies, latest was 14 years ago)