Too much football, cars and dancing
I got an unexpected £700 tax rebate on Saturday from 2006/2007. I spent £30 of it on the Mickey Newbury 'An American Trilogy' reissue. It's very good, but I feel bad for spending £30 on one album. Have you bought any guilty treats recently?

Alt: It's my Christmas dinner tonight, what's the soonest I can leave after we've finished eating without being too rude? (I don't mind being a bit rude).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 9:55, 94 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Seeing as Sporty must be having a lie in
May I be the first to say 'morning', did you have a nice weekend?

Alt; anything to look forward to this week? I have Friday off and I am going to do my Christmas shopping and then hopefully meet up with a couple of people from here for food and drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 7:23, 185 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is this really all there is on a Sunday night?
When I was all fields Sunday nights used to be ace.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:32, 117 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

so yeah, I heard that some people on /talk like to shit in carrier bags because their bottoms don't work properly
I own a parrot, you jelly?
(yeah right bollocks bollocks, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:12, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Best Ps2 games?
yeah I know. I'm not a gamer, never owned a console, but as mt boy is getting a PS3 from his grandad for xmas my ex has suggested I have hs old ps2 at mine for him to play when he's here. So I was thinking the games must be pretty cheap now I might get a few, any recommendations peeps?

Alt: How was your weekend?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:37, 62 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I sorted this out for MMPS. Can you let him know when you see him?
www.last.fm/music/baldmonkey%27s+Split+Spleen+Experience/The+Best+Of+Now+That%27s+What+I+Call+The+Best+Ultimate+Christmas+Album+In+The+World+Gold+Top+Of+The+Greatest+Hits+Pops+Volume+46+Ever

Cheers.

Alt: What would you get Michael Jackson for Christmas if he suddenly wasn't dead anymore?

Alt alt: Can anyone suggest a good way to share entire home made albums in one download?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Crikey, it's snowing :)
And I didn't have a drink last night, so I feel oddly fresh for a Sunday :)
Sadly Bill Tapia, Ukulele legend has died :(

Q: Do 2 :)'s + 1 :( = :)?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 9:33, 122 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Trying really hard to track down a PDF copy of a kids book called Snowmen at Night.
If anyone can help I will be in your debt for ages!

Q: Do you think a private school charging $25000 dollars a head per child should have more than one copy of the book it wants all the reception teachers to use?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 20:52, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Generic Evening Thread
I just had a lovely opiet-enduced nap, my back hurts again, I'm gonna get me some iburpirphohapohoain cream for that. I had lunch at Morrisons and you know what? It was fucking good for a supermarket, I wouldn't be upset if I got that in a pub or cafe, fish'n'chips, but the fish was freshly fried to order. I'm not sure for my collegue's secret santa to get her a USB stick that i'll fill with some films, or buy her a dvd. I got a fucking lovely home made onion soup with emingtile-on-artisan-bread cruitons for dinner and some cheese'n'crackers'n'truffle-honey'n'chili-jelly for afters.

I was innocently googling and found this NSFW video: www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2101280992

I made a mistake with my dates, I'm completing on thursday and meeting up with the doer-uppers on friday, but friday I got the work christmas do, I think they'll understand if I can't go. I thought it was saturday I was meeting everyone.

Anyone been watching Terror Nova? I'm quite enjoying it in a mindless sort of way, it's a bit like Lost only with dinosaurs. I'm gonna start American Horror Story next week too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 18:18, 28 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Sandwich
Spread the bread with caramelised onion hoummous.
Then some chorizo to take the suspicion of vegetarian leanings off.
Then cucumber and red onion.
Going a bit hippy again so best add some salami.
Sliced tomato and baby leaf spinach.
Top with a slice of ham.
More hoummous and a little garlic mayo on the top slice.

Score!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 14:20, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

my alarm just went off
But I totally don't have to work so going back to sleep woo!
place bets on what time I will reawaken.

Lazy saturday or lots planned?
Alt. Hungover?
Alt alt. Can you still get those crisps where the salt is in a seperated blue packet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 7:39, 24 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wee hours thread!
For winners!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 3 Dec 2011, 0:53, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I started a thread the yesterday and no one really cared about the question
so, um just talk about you sex life/lack of sex life, exciting things you're doing this weekend/exciting things you aren't doing this weekend, what a shit day you had/what a great day you had.

oh and btw, Rory is a wuss and won't start threads. Bet he'll say something mean on this one, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:51, 137 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

someone explain the 2nd post on the popular page to me plz?
k thx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:39, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You know what I hate?
The Bob Marley doughnuts joke. I really fucking hate it. It isn't remotely funny.

What you you really fucking hate?

Alt: what are you doing this weekend? As ever, unless you are a bulldyke with a strapon, a reply relating to my mother shall be exposed as an unamusing lie INSTANTLY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:27, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You alright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:50, 307 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had a curry last night,
now my dishwasher smells of curry, my bin smells of curry and my fridge smells of leftover curry which I'll have for my tea tonight.

Why does curry smell get everywhere?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:03, 205 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Official Sportscow early morning thread
Morning all. In an effort not to watch more Thomas the Tank Engine I am asking just what you lot are actually doing for festivities? Is there a Christmas do? A night out with your team? Bukkake Friday?

We are off for a pizza at lunchtime, all paid for by work (up to £10 a head). Don't I feel appreciated and special (needs)?

Best Christmas day memory? Apart from seeing the kids going mental and far too excited it was watching my Dad get himself into such a giggling fit at a Simpsons episode that I had to turn off the TV to stop him from having an aneurism. My Dad does not DO laughing

Alt:
Is there a nicer day than payday?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 6:37, 195 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening thread!
If you could have any animal (real or imaginary) as a pet what would you have*

*assume that someone else deals with the poo and you have enough room for it.

alt: have you got a sexy brother you can set me up with? How about a cousin?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:13, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'kin 'ell
OK, here's a question:
Jeremy Kyle, does it remove all your faith in humanity or make you feel better because at least you're better than them?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGH1pAQ6Q0s&feature=related


Alt: Is the term Chav basically hate speech that demonizes the working classes or the only logical word to use for the people who appear on Jeremy Kyle?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 17:38, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

there should be at least one good thread today
sup?

EDIT what was the name of that song the do in revenge of the nerds where they dress up like kraftwerk? tried googling can't find it thanks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 16:04, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why are there never posh people in Post offices? They must need to post stuff occasionally?
What questions trouble you?
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 14:40, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

theyre remodelling the house two doors over
And this morning ive mostly been singing along to the banging of the hammer "knock three times on the ceiling if you waaaaant meee" it's been fairly entertaining.
What do you do to entertain yourself?

Alt tell me asbout your bedding, how many pillows etc. i typically have 6 pillows
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 12:47, 163 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Journalists:
Muck raking, antisocial occasionally criminal leeches?

or

Essential bastions of free speech and drivers of essential accountability?

Alt: chips or french fries?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 11:06, 183 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bored with that thread, sorry Bobby
Pick a celebrity to be your slave. Give reasons why and what tasks they will perform for you

Alt:
Best/Worst thing about December
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 10:01, 206 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just got back from a grateful dead covers band. They were shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:13, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Easy question....
Which is best; BEWBIEZ or CAYKE?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:14, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh Golly Gosh, I'm TOTALLY threadstomping, right here, now, yeah....
Just realised it's mine & Blousie's candle day, innit! BGB knew already, but I'm HARDly on here much these days, so I'm totally being a typical female attention seeking beekerist by seeking internet validation for the last 8 minutes of my b3ta day.

Q what is your favourite cayke?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:52, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)