Jesus loves you all, and so do I.
Merry Xmas to one and all. (And a happy Hanukah to Monty,)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 16:38, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I feel blessed
I don't have a hangover and Amazon have just delivered all of my Christmas shopping. How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 11:53, 37 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

u ok?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 20:03, 119 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Has everyone gone?
Is /OT closed for Xmas now, then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:02, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Happy Fucking Christmas Mother Fuckers.
(Or Sister Fuckers, in your case, Quentin).

No question because I am hard at work for once to get out of here as early as possible so won't be around to see your witty, smart, funny, intelligent answers.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 11:22, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

since most of the people here are athiest, why do you celebrate christmas?
i mean hellooooo
hypocrites or what
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 10:04, 231 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

fuck you
fuck your mum
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 9:50, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm full of the joys of Little Christmas Eve so I want a nice happy thread at the top for a bit.
I'll stick a few generic questions here in the hope a decent conversation comes out of it. (Here's a tip for people who aren't keen on Christmas; pretend you are, eventually you'll accidently enjoy yourself.)

What are you looking forward to most about the next four days?
alt: What's the happiest thing about today?
alt alt: Let's sing some carols.
alt alt alt: Who do you love? I love EVERYONE! apart from camp people. but for the next four days I am prepared to forgive them
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 8:19, 87 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dear me, the Jobcentre processing team are a shower of piss poor fuckwits.
What services have astounded you with their complete lack of accountability recently?

Alt: most annoying Christmas record? Driving through to town earlier, Wonderful Christmastime came on the radio. It made me want to rip my ears off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 18:33, 214 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello my little nizzle wizzles.
In about 40 minutes I'm going home to roast a chicken. My current plan is to stick an onion and maybe a couple of garlic cloves up it's arse while it's roasting.

What would you do to make a roast chicken more delicious?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 16:20, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bloody hell!
This place is deader than Monty's credit rating.

So, is everyone at their Xmas lunch? You wouldn't answer if you were anyway.

Turkey. Not nice or cooked badly?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 15:13, 134 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

so the US navy has allowed the gays, and to prove it theres a picture in the news of some birds having a snog
is lesbianism more acceptable than bumderism?
Is homosexuality a choice?

If you'd been brought up different, been closer to your mum and had a stern dad, could you be a poofter?

Alt: whose lookin forward to Easter?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:57, 318 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I know what i want for Christmas
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16295287

alt: what's gonna be good about 2012?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:54, 50 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New Question of the Week poll
May contain traces of Zombies, dead North Korean leaders
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My chin hurts
As you may or may not know I got hurled out of a pub by some bouncers on Saturday, landed on my chin. As a result I have quit drinking forever. Have you ever done anything that's blah blah blah, attention-seeking blah blah blah?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:33, 200 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My brain hurts
Good morning OT. My works do was, as predicted, utter shit. Never mind, there were no fights, though I did call one of the fellows a bowl of pus.

It will soon be 2012. The year britain stages the most successful Olympics since the last one. What event should B3ta aim to get a gold medal in?

Alt: Is it all worth it?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:54, 192 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'll just park this here for the morning
Sunderland managed to score two goals, then concede two and finally score a third with 1 min to go. When were you last gobsmacked? Literally lost for words? Astounded if you will?

Alt:
Dunno, something about red wine. I like it. A lot....Quite a lot.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:42, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i need to use the word 'thwart' more often
what are some other good words?

alt: whatever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:03, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Soooo, all gone home eh?
I will be doing some DIy tonight, tell me about your DIy disasters.

Alt: plans tonight if you're not doing DIY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:26, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haven't had a lunch thread in ages.
I went to a new (to me) sandwich shop and got a 'new yorker' toasted, its a pumpkin seed [errm, what are they called? Rolls that are rectangular shapped?] roll thing with this really nice sweet mustard, pisstranni, girkins and emmingtile.

It's redicoulously nice and tastey.

I'm going to my flat tonight to see what it's like, by this time next week I'll be in there. HOW COOL IS THAT?

ALT: So, how is christmas eve and day gonna play out in your household?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:28, 229 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's something I have to tell you all.
And I think this is the most sensitive way to do it.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16275027
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:52, 151 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Given that one of the main reasons I refuse to spawn is a fundamental unwillingness to look after another person or thing for 24 hours a day,
why the holy living fuck was I up at three o'clock this morning cleaning up sick? And why was I up again an hour later to do the same thing?

Alt: what's figuratively puked on your bedroom floor today?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:57, 114 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Howdy.
uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/backward-scorpion-kick-best-own-goal-ever-155203812.html

sports related lolz.
How have you made a tit of yourself recently?

Alt: Do you wish it could be Christmas evey day?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:26, 311 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like skulls
I'm not sure that I'd want to wear them on all my clothes, but they are still pretty cool.
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
I've just placed a order with Amazon and I'm pretty sure that'll be all my Christmas shopping DONE.

What has left you feeling smug?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, 22 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fucking /talkers, noobs or whatever killing/off topic.
We must be being welcoming again. If this carries on /talk will wither away while we grow fat and strong....

Sorry lost my thread there.

What are you up to this evening?

Alt: Skulls are cool, discusss.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:49, 384 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Internet meme
What's the name of that meme guy who runs off shooting much to the anger of his colleagues in some first person shooter game.
(chunkmonkey, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, 36 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i am so fucking bored
fuck this day is dragging

that is all...

alt q - did you get a bonus or salary raise this year? Are you happy with it?
( zulu eh?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:39, 101 replies, latest was 14 years ago)