hey whats happening

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Having noms, it's fucking pissing down.
Will the weather affect your weekend or are you spending it indoor, presumably in the boozer, Are you up yet? Does anyone care?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 7:53, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So which was the best Bond villain?
Dr Kananga is my personal favourite.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:50, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Clearly Harters is some kind of spastic prick
I'm watching Kerrang TV while I work, however music TV seems to have had it's day, do you ever watch it? Do you care?

alt: i had duck liver pate for lunch, it was nom. Best pate or cold meaty treat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:22, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM
Alt:YM

alt:alt:YM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:03, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's the new collage season starting up soon....
If you'd suddenly won a grant to do an evening course for a few hours a week, and it's convinient for you to do it.... what would you pick?

It's not really doing the lesson in the view of getting a job, more just for a bit of fun.

You got any hobbies? I quite fancy doing a bit of archery.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 11:43, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so, today i have been listening to at the the drive in
they are a band i really liked when i was in school and as it turns out, i still like them now

looking through my music collection though, i did like some shit in school. looks like i bought a few albums by system of a down, which i now associate with smelly goth clubs.

anyway, what did you like in school but are now embarrased to have anything to do with?

alt: cricket
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:44, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty's Flat Options.
Option Six: Stick where you are and tough it out a bit longer champ. That place will be your pension one day. You could rent it out and go somewhere cheaper for a few years and ease the pressure.

Or you could just blow it on two one way tickets to Peru and a hooter full of Ching
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:37, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Chutney Ferrets
6/7 muthertruckers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23779549

I think that most of the posters are off today, how will you combat a day at work with little or no B3ta action?

Alt: I feel cheated, I have no hangover yet worked really hard towards getting one last night :(
When was you last cheated?

Alt:alt: I will spend the day posting in my pants listening to cricket and drinking brandy.......If you had the day off how would you be spending it?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:32, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saw this, thought of monty
m.imgur.com/a/OEiec

Not sure which he would rock the most?

So... It's Friday and a long weekend! Plans? Suggestions for others on here to waste their tragic little lives? What's going on with YOU?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 8:06, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TBH I'm kinda merry
So tell me about the fun you had.....................sometime ......at one point???????????????


I LOVE YOU ALLLLZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:31, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's enough about gruel.
Off out to quiz night at the pub tonight. Do you do other things while you're drinking?

Alt. i quite enjoy Would I Lie To You. Is there anything at all worth watching these days?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:06, 226 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whoever was after knowing about my soups the other day there made by The New YOrk Soup Company.
Do you like soup?

Is wet food good?

Alt: something about your personal failures.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:30, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bored of that.
Right, so this is apparently the list of stuff those two drugs smugglers asked the Daily Mail to bring for them:

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/22/article-2397844-1B658BF1000005DC-856_634x419.jpg

i.huffpost.com/gen/1312261/thumbs/o-PERU-570.jpg

What would you ask the Daily Mail to bring you if you were banged up in a Peruvian prison? Aside from a rock hammer and a poster of Raquel Welch, obviously.

Alt: Lunch?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:41, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

morning

(AWESOMEB0T meddling prick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:56, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Recommend me a laptop, all shiny and new...
preferably one that isn't too expensive.

I haven't got a scooby, I'm used to my macbook :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:54, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kirstie Allsopp y/n?

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:43, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so i'm dealing with this complete and total bitch on the other side at the moment - just unpleasant for the sake of it
how do you deal with people like that? do you give it back, or do you suck it up and lay it on thick to choke them with sweetness?

alt: is bitch a sexist comment? are you sexist or ever experienced sexism?

altalt: are any sweeping generalisations true?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:09, 90 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

KWIZEEENES
I'm off for Mexican food at lunchtime. This is a good thing.

What are the best/worst cuisines of the world and why?

Alt:
Favourite/Least favourite drinks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:54, 211 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's a good name for a horse if you had a horse what would u call it

(Icky the bare bum firebobby oggglebogglehnnngagagawurrrr, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:26, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's your favourite insult?
Alt: Who'd win in a fist fight between Nick Clegg & Ed Milliband?

AltAlt: I have to go to Uxbridge later this morning. Where can I purchase a stab vest?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Today is my Thursday Friday \o/ I'm even going to fuck off early
So what are you miserable lot doing today?

alt: Looks like Chompy has a Chinese double
metro.co.uk/2013/08/21/ghostbuster-arrested-after-penis-exorcism-in-china-3932327/
So gullible moments come on fess up.

alt:alt: Why do birds suddenly appear?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 8:01, 215 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am free. Also I just jumped 69 places in the FF league
So lets talk about kittens
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 4:12, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Cunt shift thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:24, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wanker shift thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 17:37, 190 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i can't tell if you're all being sarcastic
are you being sarcastic?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 16:04, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

im still alive too
just in case you were worried or anything
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)