OK then, another thread for bobby to call Gay.
Being as everyone is down in the dumps today, here is a challenge:

Think of one positive thing to say about your life, be it something you've done recently you are proud of, something you look forward to, or just something that could be more shit.

Alt(and lets face it the main one is doomed to fail): When was the last time you saw Karma give someone what's coming to them?

I'd say I am very lucky to have good friends and a surprisingly decent family. I do not always appreciate this, but it's one hell of a safety net.

Alt: As I stood at the Chinese takeaway the other night a guy pushed in front of me in the queue and proceeded to be rude to the girl serving. I took great delight in being very polite to her when I ordered, politer and cheerier still when my food turned up first and I did a little dance of joy when I got home and found they'd accidentally given my his Beef fried rice (and thus presumably he's got my egg fried rice).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:50, 179 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I didn't think cows could even cook

baby girl is positive.

I have no karma answer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Well, my sister had her 20 week scan yesterday
It'll be her first child, so that's something for me to be happy about. Work could also be more shit, I don't think I've ever enjoyed it more here than I am currently.

Alt: Karma got me on Sunday night. I laughed at my friend for being stupid, before picking up an oven tray that had been next to a hob on high. I now have one finger that just looks ridiculous, due to a nasty scar (unrelated) on there, as well as a blister at the top.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Outch
Burns are painful.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Aye, stings a bit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'm thinking of staying here on my malaysian holiday
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g298283-d1452082-Reviews-Langkawi_Holiday_Houses_Sunset_Valley-Langkawi_Kedah.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

That looks really nice.
I like the cabin idea.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It's only about £15-£20 per person per night as well.
Awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Very reasonable.
Do you have any plans while out there? You don't seem the type to veg on a beach.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I'm going to a wedding on that island,
So I'll be staying there for a up to a week. It's a nature reserve so there's trips up mountains and boat trips etc. I'll spend another week or maybe 10 days in Kuala Lumpur and maybe go into the rainforrest or maybe get a flight to bangkok, dunno yet, sorting out the first week at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Sounds like an epic voyage
and therefore fucking cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Once you're over there flights around are really cheap.
So it's within my budget to see Singapore/bankok/cambodia/vietnam. It's just getting the time and finding cheap accomidation.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I have a friend who was in Singapore for quite a while, I can ask if she's got any tips, if you like?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Yeah sure, I don't know if I'll go that far south, because I'll have to get back to KL for the return flight but any advice is appreciated.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Alright, I'll drop her an email.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I found Singapore to be very westernised compared with say, Bangkok or Hong Kong.
It's very clean, very safe but just lacks the character of those other places.

A mate of mine took a sabbatical about ten years ago and went on a six month holiday to Thailand and Vietnam. He spent longer in Thailand but said he wished he'd had more time in Vietnam.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Yeah, Singapore isn't really a "must see" for me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I spent three nights there.
It was enough, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Giving up alcohol for 3 months
was pretty special for me. I had (unfounded) niggly doubts a few times that I had been drinking too much and was worried I couldn't stop.

Squashed those feelings like a boss.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Any reason for the giving up?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It was an diet exercise plan thing
Part for the diet was no alcohol. Very good way to take your mind off it. Plus the 8 pack reward was pretty handy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I call bullshit on the 8 pack!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I read this as "please gaz me topless pics"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I can show you a picture if you really want?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Nah, you're ok

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I've considered doing this recently.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

The payoffs you get are amazing.
Took a week and a bit till I could stay up till 1 and bound out of bed at 7.30 no problem.

My skin was different within days. Very strange.

Downsides - going out/telling people you're not drinking. I ended up telling people I just didn't drink full stop. Much easier.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Going to the pub and not drinking is shit
I'd rather just not go. Everyone is a cunt when drunk and you are sober
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

House parties were the worst
I ended up drinking Becks Blue just to get people to shut up and stop trying to give me spiked drinks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Beekers, give Himjim his login back please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I've said to a friend that both her and I doing it would be a good idea.
She's my main drinking partner, and has admitted that giving it the boot for a bit would be a good idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Well done you.
worth it if only to prove you can.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Not drinking at all is quite hard
It isn't until you stop completely that you notice what you actually did drink. Save a fucking fortune too

Well done
*pats on back in manly way*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This was the other thing I noticed
I had so much spare money I didn't know what to do with it! Very nice feeling.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I got to the point where I'd have a couple of cans each night or a bottle of wine
It soon mounts up, both alcohol and cost wise!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yep!
I just stick to bingeing it all at weekends now.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I'll probably have a bottle of red and a few cans at a weekend but I don't drink during the week
It is doing wonders for my waistline!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I only ever drink at the weekends
so I am a classic binge drinker. I still refuse to believe that it's worse for me than drinking half a bottle of wine every night.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I like this.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Pah
Breakfast.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Not drinking makes me more miserable than the happiness I could derive from the weight loss
and extra cash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I am immensely proud of my kids and don't say it enough
Alt:
This happened to us at Nandos in Camden. The table next to us were being fucking horrible to the staff and when our food turned up (we were all royally pissed), there seemed a bit more than we'd ordered.

We nommed it all down while the other table complained. It turned out we'd also eaten all their food and they had stopped serving so had to leave hungry. This was not at all funny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I like this.
I wonder how much this (and indeed my own example) was karma, and how much it was staff retribution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I don't care
It was free spicy chicken! FREE! SPICY! CHICKEN!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I'm good eitherway
I usually make a point of being polite and cheery with serving staff. Who pisses of someone who can spit in your food?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Indeed
Always be nice until you have finished
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Having spent a very long time working in the service industry
I see no reason to be unpoleasant to serving staff unless they are massively unhelpful/incompetent. Even then, they could just be new at the job, or having an off day.
It's always better to be nice to people in face-to-face dealings. I tend to save all my cunty attitude for here. And for mr b3th, obvuously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

This too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

They also wouldn't have prepared the food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

After working at McDonalds, I now find it impossible to be anything but polite to those who serve me
Sadly, it's now gone so far that I actually find it difficult to complain about anything. I recently returned a pint in my local, and I really didn't enjoy that. Luckily it was no problem, but I hated doing it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I'm closing in on 600 days sober.
So that's a pretty big positive.

If Southend win on Friday they will be top of the league (two).

I just got back from a glorious weekend in a surprisingly sunny Yorkshire.

Work didn't go wrong while I was away.

I haven't really read the QOTW, which seems to do wonders for my disposition.

Basically I'm just a positive happy man today. It can't last I'm sure.

Karma? The parking machine at North Landing stole my pound coin and I had to put another one in, then I found a two pound coin on the beach.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Welcom back Hovis
I'd avoid the QOTW, it's all gone very daily Mail. The best bit's n=might be worth a read when it's over.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Very Daily Mail?
You make that sound as if that's a bad thing.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

it depends if you are a cock or not really.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I may have to move that way full time.
I waste far too much time being somewhere between mildly irritated and actively annoyed when I read the thing on a daily basis I've realised.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I bought The Mail on Sunday last week.
They seem to have an obsession with Pippa Middleton.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I am proud of my understanding of the concept of Karma
Even with my limited knowledge of religious ideas I am aware that it does not refer to retribution or rough justice, and is not an instant response, whatever former Beatles may sing about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I thought it was a reptile.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

That too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Well enlighten the class then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

What am I? Wikipedia?
Look it up yourself, lazy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Are you riddled with innaccuracy
and filled with an inflated idea of your own worth?

In that case, yes, you are Wikipedia.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Yes.
And yes.

Oh, it appears that I may be Wikipedia after all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

No, but you're too lazy to back up your claims to know what you are talking about.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

*sighs*
Whichever religion's version of Karma you subscribe to, none of them describe it as a form of retribution and certainly not instantaneous.
Generally it refers to how you personally will progress in the cycle of Samsara.
*Holds door open for those who know more about these things to come in and tear me apart*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

No, no, in my religion, Karma means exactly what I have used it to mean above.
I'll grant you may well be right about all of the others though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I don't know you well
but I don't believe you subscribe to any religions.
Thinking you are right all the time does not equate to having your own religion either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Well it does pretty much describe all religions though...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I have as much right to a made up belief system as anyone else
Don't you go repressing me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

*presses*
*represses*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

*depresses*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

dep crossd
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

When I used to work at WHSmiths at Christmas
we had some total loon come in, trying to return a diary that had not only been partly filled in and had no barcode but wasn't actually WHSmith stock, I think it had come from Rymans. She got more and more angry as I refused to give her a refund as I a) had no way of scanning it in as it had no barcode b) it had been used and c) wasn't even from the bloody shop. It culminated in her calling me all the cunts under the sun, flinging the diary at my head and storming out of the shop. She left her bag on the counter, had to storm back in for it, and on stomping back outside slipped on some ice and broke her ankle. Oh how I lolled.

For those who have no attention span: stupid cunt is stupid, breaks ankle.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

*click*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Ok then.
I'm incredibly greatful to all my friends and family who have been there for me through all the difficult times of my life. They'll never read this, but cheers guys.

As to karma- the office bully who recently threatened to stab the office weed was fired, immediately, without prejudice.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Why did he threaten to stab you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

He doesn't like virgins

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Gee, thanks.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

What a cunt.
I often threaten to stab colleagues with scissors, smash their heads in with tables, etc. When my boss asked me recently why I made so many idle threats, I pointed out that this means if I ever did snap, and murder someone, he can't say I didn't warn him!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I like this thinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

How can you be fired immediately without prejudice?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Gross misconduct?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Without prejudice to what?
The employee will have a field day at a tribunal for an instant dismissal with no hearing or right of appeal. Sounds like 'The Luggage' has cobbled together statements that he's heard and has regurgitated it on an internet message board as 'Gospel'. Who'd have thought that eh, another clueless wanker on the internet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

A quick google tells me that "An employee may be terminated without prejudice, meaning the fired employee may be rehired readily for the same or a similar job in the future."
This doesn't seem appropriate for sacking someone who physically threatened another member of staff...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Unless they are a boxer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I don't see how dogs can threaten to stab people.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Guns don't kill people, boxers do
I saw it in a documentary on BBC2
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

'A quick google' = talking out of your arse
A bilateral agreement to end a contract of employment, subject to the possibility of a further contract on the whim of an employer doesn't really cover being sacked with immediate effect does it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Well, I simply copied and pasted that note from above.
However, 'when a lawsuit is dismissed without prejudice, it signifies that none of the rights or privileges of the individual involved are considered to be lost or waived', so I would assume that dismissal without prejudice goes down the same lines.

Also, notice that I agreed that this seems inappropriate.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Fuck's sakes, taking the internet far too seriously you are.
I wasn't involved, just a witness, and the guy who was fired was in fact a temp. Sorry for the lack of clarification.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

With pride

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I totally understand Karma and the way it really works.
It doesn't work anything like you losers all think it works, I have a special understanding of it.

But I'm not going to tell you because you can look up my unique insight on Wikipedia, of all places.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

That was my point, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Karma.
I used to have a garden flat years ago, and I owned the horseshoe shaped drive. The coffin dodger who lived above me was a shit driver, after I moved in he handposted me a note asking me not to park there, as he had problems reversing. Out of spite, I made a point of leaving my car there for ages. He got more and more upset, and ended up having a heart attack. Ha, Karma on the old bastard.
Edit, he didn't die.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I am looking forward to pay day.
Alt: I'm waiting for karmic retribution on a colleague. I'll help it along by dobbing her in to the managers
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Do you need her 'taking care of'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I need her to pull her head out of her arse
and learn to do the job she's been paid to do for over 5 years. Grrrrrr.
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Is she just being shit then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

always.
I told her last week that a candidate of ours has an idefinite leave to remain visa. She asked me what the expiry date of it was.
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*headdesk*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Maybe you just mumbled.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

it was on email

(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

You should have typed it in bold.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'll try that next time.
All bold and in capitals
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

So come on then Doug, we're all dying to know...
Who has impressed you the most so far out of AA & Chompy?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:15, Reply)

You are talking here to a load of people who are not doing the job they are being paid to do
There may also be several heads in arses too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

That second sentence reads quite oddly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

you read quite oddly.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

you your mum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Are you me?
520
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

possibly.
Why are people so annoying and stupid?
(DeeDee, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I'd dob IN her instead.
Much more satisfying.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I am proud of getting here to the ripe old age of 46 with my sense of humour intact.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

sense of umour ymen
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Might as well be *grumbles*

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Sorry, was only testing your initial point!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

It doesn't seal up with disuse, you know.

(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

It does!
I saw it on Embarrassing Bodies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That program mixes hilarity with digust, tinged with a tiny amount of sympathy.
But mainly hilarity.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I nearly puked when I saw the guy whose armpits had basically melted
That, and the bloke a few weeks ago with the massive raspberry nose
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

The ones at Wakestock were pretty disgusting
But the girl with one breast being a D cup, and the other being an A cup was thoroughly unfortunate.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

On the other hand, she had nice tit though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

But on the other hand, no she didn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

badumtish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Tell you what, waking up after sleeping with her, wouldn't you feel a right tit?
No, you wouldn't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*wakes up*
Mmmm, fried egg
Mmmm, dumpling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Alt Answer
She left-tit at home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

It does if you're a vampire
One of the more inspired bits of True Blood series 2
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

O.o

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

and boobs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:47, Reply)

What ho Blousie!
Happy Tuesday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I'm not happy.
The weather is going to be too hot when I come down South.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Hur hur

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

At last it will be sunny.
Also for the pier. I'm also in a shit mood, but attempting to climb out of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I'm not really in a crappy mood.
Just tired and wondering what to wear for my trip.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Good journey back yesterday, Blousie?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Dull but got home with no problems.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Good, good.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Yes, I have this dilemma, I need an outfit for the pier and then another one for the bash
what is a girl to do?!?!

Off now to console my sister about something.

/bert.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Is it consoling her that her brother has just fucked her?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

You can just stick some shorts and one of your crazy shirts on.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I'm not gonna be associated with some cunt wearing a keraazy shirt; I'm not coming anymore, soz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Alt: you are a shit vegetarian

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

yes, Yes I am.
I reasoned that as the cow was dead and would not be any less so for my picking the bits out and binning them I'd just eat them, so I did, but I didn't like them so I picked the beef out of the second half that I'm eating now for lunch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Beef is a vegetable
It is processed grass
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

a vegetable. It is processed grass

delicious
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

This^
I have some decent steak in the freezer. I may do that Vietnamese thing with the spicy broth and raw beef, where it just gets cooked by the heat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oof, that sounds good
I'm considering getting a T-Bone this weekend for £5. It looks amazing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I saw it on a Rick Stein programme and it looked fucking nom!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Exactly this
if you are what you eat, then cows are clearly fit for vegetarian consumption.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm a 2nd hand vegetarian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I suffered from vegetarinism for a number of years, and the more serious condition of veganism.
Luckily I didn't go onto fruitarinism, or breatharianism.
I was cured by 4 bacon butties.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Best of all the cures

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Too right.
Nom bloody tastic. In fact, I'll have one for dinner.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

huzzah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Bacon and cheese butty it is then.
Can I get you one while I'm at it?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Go on then
Bacon and cheese is truly a winning combination
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:06, Reply)

With candy floss for pudding.
I'm at the seaside and might as well do as the Romans do. Or something.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Well I had fruit for brekkies,
so that's the healthy stuff out of the way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I've been depressing healthy today
Long walk then banana and strawberry smoothie
Carrots and celery with hummous for lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm splashing out on crab and lobster.
Can't beat them when they've just been hoiked out of the sea.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Right off on an errand.
Back in a mo.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No such thing as Karma

( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

This should have been the first reply.
Are you coming to the meal before the bash, it's curry so hot you'll have to take your scarf off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Unless I suddenly receive a large amount of cash, no.

( WormuIus, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I'm proud that I stuck it out
at the gig barrier last night even though my feet were killing me

Alt: Fairly disgusting, but after the incident of my brother eating two tiramisus and two chocolate cakes (whole ones) in front of me, he got his comeuppance when he attempted to steal my packet of crisps without realising there was a reason they were lying there unattended
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

BTBAM?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah, it was alright

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

You shat in a crisp packet?
That is disgusting, Amberl.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I should be ashamed of myself naturally
actually because of diet I'm not eating crisps (thus the cake taunting) so I just have the flavouring, and then put them back in the packet to throw away.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Are you saying you licked the flavour off all the crisps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah
it was karma in purest form in regards to the popular definition
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Now that IS disgusting


if not a little arousing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

On the positive side
I have another first date and new boots.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Very good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:51, Reply)