Should have been working tonight.
Not. Bored. Not entirely sober.

Anyone got anything better to offer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 18:56, 375 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am bored and very sober.
I'm also too tired to do anything about it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I have no constructive answers, I'm afraid
Unlike you to not be glugging though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I have stopped drinking at home.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Until?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I decide to start again.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I have two legs of confit duck, but only one mouth
I also aam not entirely sober
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Isn't the mouth of a duck called a beak?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Thats the quacker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Can you eat beak?
I don't think you can. The Chinese probably do but they're funny buggers. Inscrutable, y'know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Stick one up your arse.
Sorted!
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Looking up quitting alcohol on the internet.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

: (
you ok mate?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)

*shrugs*
Rough couple of days. Far too much naval-gazing and regret. Just polishing off a bad few months. January is another year.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Me and you both petal.
2012 is when we'll shine : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I fucking hope so, I really am sick of this.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Sick of...?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Quentin probably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Nah he's a prick but he's an alright prick.
Ain't turning OT into its fabled self-help group. Suffice it to say this past few months have been difficult in a few ways and christmas really isn't helping. In some ways I just need a dose of MTFU but in others I'm wondering whether to seek proper help.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*slaps around the face*
*sends to doctor etc*

bit of both works best
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Quite possibly.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I toyed with the idea of more medication but I don't want to go down that road again.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I'm still medicated, I'd probably be fucked without them at the moment.
Regular work, more walking, getting Christmas out of the way, talking to someone and longer brighter days will all work their magic.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

I'm on a very low dose.
But you are correct. Exercise and the possibilities a new year brings are keeping me going.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Month.
January is another month.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Have we met? Do you think I would even notice : )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Raymond Blanc, awesome
that is all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Urgh! he's French isn't he.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

as am I my darling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

You? ................... French? You kept that quiet.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

well...there is a thousand years of English breeding since we arrived

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:23, Reply)

You've bred all the nasty bits out of you.
This is why you're so lovely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

: ))))))
just don't caht to my little toe, he's still french
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Actually, I met a lovely French women through Aber.
She's sweet and quite funny.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)

+ hairy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Haha! not so much.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

French and awesome.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Ray White
As his Bristol restaurant is known locally. As in,

'Yer, I is goin' to that Ray White's for my dinner on Saturday'

'I 'eard it is proper pricey in there, mind.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Shit, everything is broken. (nobody mention any anus)

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Everything?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

You're damned right son
Who do you blame then?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

forrins, poors, blacks and gypseys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I was rather hoping that Freefair would pour his vitriol out
You've parodied for him though. Well done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:36, Reply)

5 words to sum someone up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

My chin, for one.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

My dog headbutted me right on the face this morning and gave me a thick lip

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

I had to have a 24hr heart pressure monitor recently
and at one point my pressure dropped to 75/50, not too far from coma time.

I think I might be invincible
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Why?

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I have dizzy spells
they are checking my heart and head, but we all knowe my head is fine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

nah...it's all good, I'm not dead yet so it's probably nothing too serious!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I've had bouts of dizzy spells in my life but I blamed that on a dodgy lifestyle at the time.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Were you spending too much time
Listening to Vic Reeves?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

anytime is too much time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I get massive double vision
which means it could be a form of migrane as your sight areas and heart and blood pressure areas are right next to each other in ya brain, then a lack of blood or over flow of blood buggers them both
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

That was mr b3th this time last year.
That was a fun xmas.

In other news, I've just spent half an hour on my hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. By christ, I know how to party.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

another prolapse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

-_-

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:33, Reply)

hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

That was my stern face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I was always the kid at school that couldn't stop laughing when in trouble

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I was the one that went bright red and got all hot and scared and cried.
i may or may not have been a big wuss.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

How did you end up doing a bungee jump?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I was pushed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I'm even more pleasd Amberl
Was at pier bash, you'd have never protected us.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Well
Not YOU, anyway. Blousie maybe. You two boys could have fended for yourself.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

*wedgies*
I never cared a jot for being told off, couldn't have given a shit. Praise me and I felt fucking awkward
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I'm totally the other way (as it were)
I need to know I'm appreciated, so I like to have praise and reassurance. It's all part of my high maintenance charm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:44, Reply)

I love this self awareness, and old people can't run away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I feel that post needed better punctation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:47, Reply)

That second half has gone right over my head, I'm afraid.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

me too re-reading it....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Any chance of a translation?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I had a disgustingly obseenly good deal from my favorite resturant in the whole wide centralish london.
I bought two lunch bento boxes, half price, for £5.20 total, I normally wouldn't get so much but today's bento box special is my absolute fave... tempora prawns (3), tempora veg (about 5) on a bed of rice, with a load of teryakki sauce, Soba Noodles (I'll leave them, it's too much and I don't like them cold)..... TIMES TWO
And as I was laughing and joking with the lady there (who always asks after me ma' ('cus I'm always on the phone to Ma' as I walk past at the end of the day)),
I said "Oh shit, I owe you a few quid, I forgot, sorry"... I hadn't been in for a couple of weeks "... how much do I owe you again?" so she goes "Don't worry about it" so I said "I'll tell you what, I'll put this into the tip jar (£3) Sun (three in japanese) Quid, that way we're all even".
she starts laughing and says "I forget, we have your favorite ! Fried Prawn ! Here... have this" and so I said "EBI KATSU ! MY FAVORITE !", so I have 3 huge prawns on a bed of rice too.
Then as I was leaving she said "Say 'hi' to your mum, love you, see you another day".

There is no way I'm going to eat even half of it tonight, but maybe for breakfast tomorow too. but OH BOY. I love being friendly to local shop keepers =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I am jealous of your food, if not your ability to digest said food
Have you made your own teryakki sauce, easy and awesome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Nope, never done that, how do you do it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I do a very simple, cupboard staples version
soy sauce
brown sugar
thinly sliced chillies
some ginger slices (take them out at the end)

thats it, reduce and pour over prwans and egg fried rice, happy days.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

*slavering mouth*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Oh wow, I can see that working, I've made very similar maronades for salmon
blog.90nz0.com/2009/12/13/asian-salmon-with-asparagus/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

digest spell

I was cooking teriyaki beef the other day and I got some sauce on my fingers. Tasted just like bonfire toffee.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

well we all know thta...
SEE

bonfire toffee sounds amazing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

That sounds like you've never had bonfire toffee

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Ahhhh, I know why this is, I did the same thing over the weekend when I over-reduced some balsamic to quickly.
The mistake I made was that my reduction was too quick without enough sturing, the sugars solidfide the liquid.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I'm off to a pub quiz in about an hour
in the mean time I have been hugging the guinea pigs* and cleaning the kitchen a bit. I am the very definition of rock and roll.

*this is not a euphemism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

don't gps hate being touched?
like catholic choir boys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

no
they are pretty sociable. They are timid when they are little, though so they have to get used to it. Mine are cool and come up to me to get their noses stroked. Higgs sometimes comes to me to be picked up, too.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

PLease tell me you have another one called Boson?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Duh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Alright smartarse...I forget the geeky nature of "here"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I did, but he died :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

oh no, was he just an initial reading not yet backup by rigorous testing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:55, Reply)

he seemed pretty real
Not sure what the LHC's problem is, Higgs a fucking big guinea pig with a mass of over 1.5kg, don't need no magnifying glass for that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)

My GP has been practicing his handshake, it's the perfect strength that says...
... "I am a powerful man, I could distroy you, you will be dead if it wasn't for me.... but if I stuck my finger up your arse, you would thank me".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I can't stand limp handshakes.
They make me feel ill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*concurs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I have to put up with far too many alpha male handshakes, exerting far too much pressure whilst fixing you with a steely gaze
spastics
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

^this, definitely.
I always worry I'm going to crush their hand.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I find it beyond insulting.
I once had a blowjob where someone gave me a peck-on-the-cheek (only on my willy) and said "Was that good for you?".... that was less fustrating and insulting that a week handshake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)

my guinea pigs don't shake hands
I should teach them, although I don't want their fingers anywhere near my arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Did you scrub your kitchen floor on your hands and knees?
I think I win taht one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I'll be honest
it only gets hoovered when I clean out the pigs and get sawdust everywhere. I think I mopped it once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)

mr b3th tried to be helpful, and offered to buy me a mop.
As our kitchen is about eight foot square, it hardly seems worth the effort.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I think mine's less than that
but it seems to me that scrubbing on hands and knees should only be done as part of a sexual role play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

You've got to admire the Koreans acting skills.
I don't think I could pretend to be so upset when put on the spot.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Contorting the face to activate the tear glands.
Oldest trick in the book.
Obviously a huge number of them are honestly distraught as they have been brainwashed to think he was the greatest human ever. But I'd say that a large number of people are dissenters too.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

They're not acting
It's all they know. They're terrified and so would I be.

They might be about to meet Freefair world.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)

No sane human being would not prefer to live as the South Koreans do,
if the choice was between a North Korean and South Korean Life.
So yeah, that's what "FreeFairs" world would be like, great living standards, highly liberated, technologically advanced, globalised and very prosperous.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

It's straight out of Orwell for me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

North Korean life? Sure it is. 1984 is their goal , and Animal Farm is their skill manual.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

So do you think battery hens envy free range hens?
Battery hens don't know anything better - knock down the hen house walls and they won't know what to do.

What do you think North Koreans really know of the world? They're like a lost society.

I'm not really arguing with you, I'm just pointing out that these are the Albanians of 2012.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)

They might when they see what the rest of the Westernised world does with it.
Assuming their nation modernizes in the same was as China, progressively lurching towards a capitalist, ever more liberal society, they'll come out of this far better than they went in.
If you can do it with 1300 Million people you can do it with 20 Million.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Check your sums and your grammar, son.
And NEVER confuse Capitalism and Liberalism, because I'm far cleverer than you and will fuck you over in any dispute you care to engage me in.

x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Be fair, the first paragraph Wikipedia has on Liberalism mentions support for the capitalist based market economy. I know there are liberal forms of socialism but that is the mainstream westernised liberal view.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:42, Reply)

For Liberalism
Start with Hegel and work upwards.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)

I started with Smith, then Mill, then Hayek.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

So you're working on a frankly slanted perspective to start with.
I'm looking for an idealogical starting point here. A basic philosophy, if you want.

You're looking at economists.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Give it up whilst you still have your dignity intact.
I know what TD's capable of and he's more than a match for either of us.
Or indeed both of us.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Beautiful blend of aggressive/patronising there mate ;)
And you have the intellect to carry it off too.
That's why I love you so!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I've still got it!
How are you, unpopular pariah?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Still beautifully isolated thanks, just how I likes it ;)
Saves me the effort of being nice.
Gaz on the way...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I'm not longer for this world tonight.
The boy seems to have gone.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Couldn't stand the heat.
Got out of the kitchen.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I emailed the counsellor.
Good step.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Well done that man.
*pats on back*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Wow! that's quick work.
Good for you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Dear Councilor Troy.
My darling, my love. You were my first milf based crush, the way Commander Riker lusted after you for all those years, I can see why. You heard how a robot can laugh so much he cried, you heard the secrets of even the great Q himself. You may have had a blatently jewish overbearing mother, and Quark became your father-in-law on more than one occasion..... blah blah blah.

True story though, she is from Southgate, or maybe Muswell Hill, I forgot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Heh.
I used to fancy her somewhat and she's still got the looks, but reading that she's only two years younger than my mum and that would just be wrong.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I went into serious detail about her son, Westly Crusher, and how he became the most power being ever (even more so than the Q Consortium)....
... but then I remembered that I've mixed up Councilor Troy and Dr Crusher.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

it always bothered me
that the crew had to wear such close fitting clothes and Wesley was a teenager. Have they fixed the problem of unexpected hard-ons in the future?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Haha, I've never thought of that.
The new trains on the Metropolitan Line that they're introducing are really star-treky in design, they're amazing, I hope they adopt them for the rest of the network.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm off to eat my sups my, back in a bit
*kisses all round*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm on my way home from work
I'm gonna make me a cottage pie when I get in. Yeehaa!w
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)

*slaps thigh*

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

yuck!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

That's pretty late

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Obliged to go for a quick drink.
Hey, is the 8th a Sunday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Yup. Don't book just yet
I need to book my flights completely and make sure
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Okey doke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Evening all, not bored, am sober and I has fish and chipsies
how are we all?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

tepid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)

dullest answe EVA!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)

meh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I have just had cheese and crackers and cocktail gurkins so I'm buzzing.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I like cheese.
The gurkins you may keep, they always looked like shrivelled alien penis's to me
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Mmmmmm! tasty alien penis.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

How did I guess you'd like this idea?
Pervert that you are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I'm ill and getting agitated that a girl hasn't text me back from yesterday.
So no, nowt better. Sorry pal.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Go and steal something.
It'll cheer you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)

You know I'm out of that game now Jeff.
I thought better of you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Sorry Baz.
I was just pullin' yer leg, innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Is it me or was the Top of the Pops audience in 1976 picked for their dumpiness.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

It's you, you fascist.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

He's such a cunt isn't he.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:40, Reply)

The very opposite, a liberal through and through.
And remember, the more they have, the more they can take away.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

I've just rolled my sleeves up
I'm offering you an idealogical scrap.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Ookay..
.. so what are you then, a Marxist?
I have no truck with other peoples views, so long as they have no problem with me having mine, BTW.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Marxism isn't a standpoint, son
A little more education and you'll understand that.

But let me ask - do you understand Marx? Have you read Das Capital? Do you know who wrote the 2nd and 3rd sections?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)

He probably thinks Engels is a nastier form of chickenpox
edit: no taking sides here, just cheerful nastiness
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

You are though, just a little bit
x
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Never! I can say something disparging about you
if you'd like me to even it out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Disparage away.
I'm a big man, but I'm out of shape.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Welcome Comrade Amberl.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Meet the gang, cos the boys are here...
The boys to entertain you!

God, this is just what I need tonight.
I'm imagining TD stripped to the waist and glistening an oily glisten...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Yes
If I was smeared with oil Greenpeace would try to refloat me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I know Marxism is a world view, not an ideology.
So are you a revolutionary socialist then?
Yes have read Das Kapital. I haven't got round to TCM yet, though from what I know its just bile.
I should add that I have also read Keynes and Beveridge.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Should I go and buy wine? Or is it just the gin talking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Go and buy wine
and more gin
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

And a rope to hang himself with

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Ever the cheerful little fucker.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Besides why does he need a rope?
He has an umbilical cord
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

If SDSMJ and Disappointed keep at it you're going to need more wine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I'm not a big man
But I think he's walked off.

DRINK WINE. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I'm back, but I have no wine...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

You're a failure
I hope you got that rope Rory was talking about
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I haven't been out to be fair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Der dughater I cud Neva b da ded wot u deserv it's best 4 al dat u Neva get 2 meat me



Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I actually can't read this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

It took me a few goes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

he seems more retarded everyday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I've had cottage pie
And I've now got a can of Stella.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Rock and or roll.
Didn't the thatch get stuck in your teeth?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Fool. With pity.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I must be to sober to understand this, I may have to rectify this situation.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eisa5AZ20W0
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Hang on!
you are telling me to stop talking crap? This is up there with the time Chompy called me creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Like my cottage pie was thatched.
Tsk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Pot.........................kettle.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Racist.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I watched the A Team movie the other day, it is fucking brilliant.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Yup, it had all the elements that I enjoyed in the TV series, but seriously blown out of proportion.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I've seen the first 20 minutes of it.
But I got bored.

If you like the A-Team though, you'll probably love this when it comes out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsieadPPvJE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Ha, I was pimping this trailer when it first came out in the summer.
Looks like my kind of movie.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I didn't know it was already out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I'm looking forward to Sherlock Holmes 2
and J Edgar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Did he not solve the case in the first film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Do what?
There's a J Edgar Hoover film coming out?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Oops apparently it has been released already
but didn't hit the cinemas near me so I didn't know en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Edgar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I can't understand what the story might be...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

It's like transformers at sea.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Boats in disguise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

sneaky yacht cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Trawler Twats

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Dinghy dickheads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)

FERRY FUCKING FUCKERS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Canoe CUNTS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

panama pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Hat homo.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

cap queers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Beanie Bender

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

fedora fudge-packer

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

So shit on sea, with hot girls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Not the kind of thing for us intellectuals ape.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

They are making a follow up.
Jeff Bridges is in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

He's turning into a right Michael Caine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Awsome as hell?
I'm going to watch Black Snake Moan inn a bit, I bet that's quality.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Agrees to every film he's offered.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

sea glass coffee table
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

alright benders and quendesses?
a/c

Anyway, this how I'll be feeling this Xmas as I'm spending it away from Quixote.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bCge-JzkWU
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

When are you leaving your job?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

My last day is Fridizzle.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Reckon you are in line for a good leaving gift?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I have made sure of it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I've managed to get lumped working every day except Christmas day,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

What do you do for a living?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Running a restaurant at the moment,
catering is my thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

What type of food, and where is the restaurant?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Italian,
Oxfordshire.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Is anyone still awake?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Yup,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Well, that's alright then.
I keep meaning to ask - are you a regular with a new name, or a new poster with a regular name?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

been posting on /talk for a bit,
but yeah, pretty new by most standards.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Are you one opf the normal ones?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

hope not or he/she will never fit in here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)

The windy pig is most certainly all man.
He wears leather and likes things being blown in his hair.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

sold the bike mumpso,
I got no wheels at all at the moment. Even had to get the bus.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I thought you were getting a car?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I will do after christmas,
wasn't even going to get rid of this bike till the one in the garage was running, but a chap offered me more than I could dream of getting for it normally. So it went. I don't ride through winter anyway, so it's no big loss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Aye fair enough. Just don't get a hairdresser motor chief.
A bike to Tigra. Fuck that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

we'll see what my bonus will let me afford,
i just want an old shit box to rag about in. if i get the pub the car will be a little obsolete.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

dunno really,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)

If Mumps vouches for you, you're OK.
Probably.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I wouldn't even have wandered this way if it wasn't for mumpso,
seems alright round here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Yeah, we are like talk only less shit
but a bit more needy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I've seen a couple of uncomfortable
"i'm depressed" threads and such, some of you don't seem to be far off glomping eachother. but yeah, less shit more needy sounds about right.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

What for is glomping please?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I ain't google homes,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Ahh, sounds good.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Best to treat this like a completly different place from /talk.
It just is what it is. Most folks here are fine, there are a few smug self satisfied beakering cunts. Best just to ignore them or point out when they are being unbearably shit. Just don't tell them to fuck off or they may cry.

There's a few old /talkers here, like woodside the mighty badger and wormulus.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

fair enough,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

He's about right I reckon.
Except for the crying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)

No I'm not.
Meanies make yous do a :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Not me.
Can't speak for anyone else. I get a bit grrr some times, but that's about it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

grrr like a wounded kittum.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Yes, Mumps, you got me, bang to rights.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

SEE! Crying as he types it.
I miss Quentin, in our hartz 4eva :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Quentin's a fuckin' spaz.
And I should know.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I quite like quentin.
a bit unhinged maybe, but a laugh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

He's fine. Folks here don't seem to get him and rise to the bait.
Fools.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

always makes me smile when he pops up on /talk,
he posts here more, maybe it gets tiring.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)

They bully him here, bully him so terribly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

poor boy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Sometimes funny, aye.
Always retarded.

I'm board of the character, the puppetmaster might be worth knowing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

He ain't a comedy account.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Then the boy needs therapy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

He's taking the piss you know.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I don't really care.
On here you might as well be what you choose to apear to me. Oh, I get the joke, I'm just bored of it now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Fair enough, each to their own.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)

It's the repetition.
But as you say.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

It's a bit scary this far over on the board,
don't like it one bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Be strong man
Maybe is we keep going, we'll end up back round at the beginning again.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

And a lot less Mortal Wombat.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

He's managed to communicate without spastication tonight,
i'm worried his dad has finally died.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Pigster is AWESOME!!!
He's half of internet BOKKO! sensation pig shoes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Is that as shit as Personality fucking horse?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

How dare you!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Well, PH is shit, as we all know.
on the othe hand bokko is awesome
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Oh come on
most of you lot from /talk are weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)

meh,
it's a bit of fun over there, gets a bit much when the spastics are all flapping though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

We're not really.
Are we?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Bit, yeah.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I just want to dance.
:((((
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Ignore mr grumpy-pants pigster, he's a moaning michael sometimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'm a grumpy cunt?
Imma come to sotchland an kick you arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Imma lika see you try commorade.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Well, if you're in Edinberg on the 1st
we can give it a go.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)

You are doing it naked,
and it's going in my collection.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Oh, so you're *that* kind of weirdo are you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Is that a problem?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Not really.
Just good to know what's what.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I can give you a short introduction to my likes and dislikes,
and then you can decide if i'm welcome here if you think it will help?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I'm not the admissions secretary
You need to see Comrade Blousie for that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

just gonna hang about till i get bored i reckon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Fair plan.
a bit backwards though, we come here when we're bored.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)

boredom brings me here,
and boredom will eventually move me somewhere else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I've stuck it out thus far.
There's some good people here, if a bit broken in places.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

well,
nice to get acquainted a little Mr Quixote.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Likewise Mr. Pig.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Dear God, I don't go near that pile.
Fuck them and their stupid hills.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

You tell 'em , mumps
The Reekie bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Well it will be my first visit to your fair country in 34 years
It may be your only chance for a while.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

What did you decide about the tartan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I shall not be the english twat inna kilt in scotchland.
maybe for the wedding.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You could play it safe with a pinstripe kilt
and a bowler hat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Fuck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Off.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

*mwah*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'd love to jump through to the shitpile to meet you sir but that's a family time and that.
I never get to do b4shes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Never mind old son.
If I like the place I'll be back in the summer to look at the green bits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:09, Reply)

don't worry mmps,
totally coming up to scotland in the spring, if the bike is fixed (as in, if i fix it) we'll take a blast over some hills. If not, we can us get shitfaced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

BOKKO!
TO THE MAX!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Yup.
watching a filum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Is it a good fillum?
Does it have Jim carrey in it?
The two may well be mutually exclusive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Not sure yet.
No. yes I fear they are, these days anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Me!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)

How be's youngun?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I'm good thanks!
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Where did you go?
I thought I'd scared you off with my incredible hardness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Never!
Are you gonna get a job in the new year?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I'm going to have to.
It's either that or start selling my body.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

and even science doesn't want that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Yup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

You're back then?
Did you have a good time?
Have you affected a shit faux-American accent?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Yeah, it was amazing thanks. No I was mainly with Brits but I have started to say right at the end of my sentences.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)

How was your birthday ?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)

A bit 'meh' really.
We went out for a curry, and at the end of our meal, they brought out two birthday cakes and took them to a table on the other side of the room and started singing to a couple of kids with their parents.

I looked at mr b3th and said 'And where's my birthday cake?'
Wasn't good enough, really, was it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I'm back!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)

but that's OK
if none of you care :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Oh stop moaning, you beakering mare.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

ehehe
yes! totally counts as attention!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I went back into my kitchen
and cleaned teh stove.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

you are one seriously crazy mofo
what's next?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

tomorrow the grandkids are coming over
and we're baking up a cartload of chocolate chip cookies an' that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:59, Reply)

nice
so why would you clean? It seems to me that those activities will just make more mess
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

It was a bit of a mess, tbh.
It's been a long time since it got a cleaning.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

it adds to the taste though
/hasn't cleaned the cooker in 2 years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Oh, the cooker didn't get cleaned.
Just the ceramic hob, which was thick with grimy shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

evening jeff
how's it going?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Hi Caves.
Life?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Hi comrade
yes, it continues
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Good, good.
Christmas plans any good?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

visiting my parents
so, i suppose the only real answer is 'meh'. Unless I get a completion date on my house, then I will spent a lot of time moving things

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Family for christmas, B3tans for news years.
should be good on both counts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:09, Reply)

aww
sounds fun.

anyway, time for sleeps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

nighty night.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)

I've just seen the Krankies on BBC 2
They were on a plane. I can't stop wondering if they joined the mile high club with the TV crew.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I'M WATCHING THE SAME TV SHOW
i.imgur.com/VkSbp.gif
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

OH EM GEE!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

nah, they just wanked off the pilot
and copilot while they were in the air
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

that ain't safe flying.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)

But was she wearing the uniform?
Oh fuck.... MIND BLEACH PLEASE.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Yes.
Yes she was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

meh, would.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

As long as the other one got to watch you mean

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Watch? No no no, we're doing an eiffel tower.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

She doesn't look big enough to handle a strapon with ease

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

FUCK, now I'm hot.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:47, Reply)