what percentage, do you think, of mr horrible's posts contain "Mono's bumhole" or words to that effect?
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I'm organising a full size bouncy replica of MONO!s bumhole for the school fayre at the weekend.
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Is it made out of a stack of tractor tyres,
painted pink with brown detailing?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
painted pink with brown detailing?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
No it didn't.
It used to be full of LARPers and Red Dwarf quoters pretending to think each other were cool because it was the nearest thing they could find to friends.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
It used to be full of LARPers and Red Dwarf quoters pretending to think each other were cool because it was the nearest thing they could find to friends.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:26, archived)
As a player of traditional pen and paper RPGs I laugh at LARPers
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This is the wittiest thing you will ever write.
Who did you copy it from?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
Who did you copy it from?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:28, archived)
I found a 20 sided dice in my house recently
I'm not sure where it came from
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
I'm not sure where it came from
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
I bought these the other week
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc/
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www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/7ccc/
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:18, archived)
I bet you stubbled across them whilst searching for "fuzzy danglers"
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I don't want to know what a PBEM is.
But I do miss CYOA Books.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
But I do miss CYOA Books.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
Oh yeah
They were massive when I was a kid. The ones where it was like "to go left, go to page 28", that sort of thing?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
They were massive when I was a kid. The ones where it was like "to go left, go to page 28", that sort of thing?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
I look for them when I'm in bookshops but can't ever find them
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
You're doing it wrong.
I used to have all of them, I think a friend of mine still has them all. but he's old enough to have bought them all new, I'm not that old.
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I used to have all of them, I think a friend of mine still has them all. but he's old enough to have bought them all new, I'm not that old.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
Steve Jackson started up Steve Jackson Games
Which does the AWETASTIC Munchkin game, which is awesomely fantastic.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
Which does the AWETASTIC Munchkin game, which is awesomely fantastic.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:54, archived)
I know!
We'll be swapping box-house tips, along with what's 'NOW' in the aroma scene.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
We'll be swapping box-house tips, along with what's 'NOW' in the aroma scene.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
you might find some new places to source fagends
or half drunk cans of strong lager.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
or half drunk cans of strong lager.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:01, archived)
What's new in toeless boots?
The very latest in knotted hankies on sticks technology!
How to turn your 10p for a cup of tea into £££'s!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
The very latest in knotted hankies on sticks technology!
How to turn your 10p for a cup of tea into £££'s!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
And later in the day
Homeless Hilarity with 'Harry The Happy Hobo'
And for the adults, Harry's Blue Hour starts at 11:00!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
Homeless Hilarity with 'Harry The Happy Hobo'
And for the adults, Harry's Blue Hour starts at 11:00!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:03, archived)
FUCK SAKE
MUM....THAT LITTLE SHIT HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH MY DURAN DURAN RECORDS!!!!
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MUM....THAT LITTLE SHIT HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH MY DURAN DURAN RECORDS!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
MUUUUUM!!!! THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!
OWWWWW SMELLY HATS GAVE ME A NURPLE!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
OWWWWW SMELLY HATS GAVE ME A NURPLE!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
It went downhill when it was linked to from the front page.
You have repeatedly said so yourself.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
You have repeatedly said so yourself.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:32, archived)
A couple of weeks before you joined
When baldmonkey was on holiday and Fenris ruled the roost.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
When baldmonkey was on holiday and Fenris ruled the roost.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
Oh man, Fenris was awesome.
Most of the good people have fucked off. Where's a Benny when you need one these days?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
Most of the good people have fucked off. Where's a Benny when you need one these days?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:34, archived)
they tried to rape me, took advantage of my drunk state and pathetic moral compass
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
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*struts around*
Now no doubt someone with an earlier account will trump me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
Now no doubt someone with an earlier account will trump me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
Christ, a badger-based username.
Old skool, man. I remember the rules: badgers and monkeys for boy b3tans, kittinz for girl ones.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
Old skool, man. I remember the rules: badgers and monkeys for boy b3tans, kittinz for girl ones.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:02, archived)
I'm cool, I'm cool, I have a jacket that folds up into a bumbag!
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I have a bum bag that folds up into my bum!
and oh god help me
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
and oh god help me
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
that one with the fanny off of qotw has apparently put me on ignore.
28, motherfuckers!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
28, motherfuckers!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
bored of that now.
someone make up a real life dilemma we can debate about.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
someone make up a real life dilemma we can debate about.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
i've only got pasta for tea, and i can't be bothered to go to the shop
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i keep recreating the opening scene from star wars
by moving it over my head and humming the imperial march
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
by moving it over my head and humming the imperial march
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
yeah cool
bring your darth vader and obi wan, we can do space battles
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
bring your darth vader and obi wan, we can do space battles
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
Glue all the bits together to make a robot who can go buy you fish and chips or something.
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Oh please
I'm envious of the fact that he's not a terribly good lyricist, yet he's a mulit-millionaire and I am not.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
I'm envious of the fact that he's not a terribly good lyricist, yet he's a mulit-millionaire and I am not.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:20, archived)
I'm in love with my next door neighbour but she's only 68!
what should I do?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
what should I do?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
Smash her face in, stamp on her chest until some ribs protrude, rip the ribs out and fuck her straight in the lung.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
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The prick'll probably start bitching about her not having lungs next.
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Hey, never know
She might have one of those tracheotomy holes. That's got to be worth trying, right? I mean...COME OOOOONNN!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
She might have one of those tracheotomy holes. That's got to be worth trying, right? I mean...COME OOOOONNN!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
My gran had one of those.
I put a pea in it once for a laugh.
My brother was all like "she might choke".
I was all "nah it'll be funny".
It was funny. It make loads of farty noises.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
I put a pea in it once for a laugh.
My brother was all like "she might choke".
I was all "nah it'll be funny".
It was funny. It make loads of farty noises.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
I'm in love with an east german man
The problem is he's a compulsive thief.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
The problem is he's a compulsive thief.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
WELL FINE.
IF NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION, I'M GOING TO MY ROOM TO SULK.
I'm not upset though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
IF NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION, I'M GOING TO MY ROOM TO SULK.
I'm not upset though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
LOOK
I came to you with a fucking serious problem, but if you don't want to help, then fine.
I am NOT upset.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
I came to you with a fucking serious problem, but if you don't want to help, then fine.
I am NOT upset.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
I'm actually really upset that someone called me a 'shit-for-brains troll'
ME!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
ME!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
manolith! make the horrible boys stop doing blank posts with mouseovers!
plus, make them revere me as i deserve.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
plus, make them revere me as i deserve.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
Spose we might as well make use of this thread.
www.amazon.co.uk/Late-for-the-Sky-4099554/dp/B00000JMNM/ref=sr_1_298?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1337777799&sr=1-298
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www.amazon.co.uk/Late-for-the-Sky-4099554/dp/B00000JMNM/ref=sr_1_298?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1337777799&sr=1-298
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
look, mono!
we've grown apart recently. i feel like you're...distant from me. i know i've let things slide, and the house is a mess. but i can change, baby. i CAN. for us. can we...try again?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
we've grown apart recently. i feel like you're...distant from me. i know i've let things slide, and the house is a mess. but i can change, baby. i CAN. for us. can we...try again?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:26, archived)
I had one with some raspberry sauce and a flake stuck in it, that was pretty good
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( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
Can you help poor wee Battered on /OT please?
He needs a new user name because his wife's found his out.
Thanks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
He needs a new user name because his wife's found his out.
Thanks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
man! i wish i weren't banned from qotw. all this signing in and out is a nightmare.
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Yeah. I'm not a fucking vampire.
Good point actually. What's the ip again?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
Good point actually. What's the ip again?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
Never mind
I think the game's finished now anyway. I dare say he's put me on ignore now too.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
I think the game's finished now anyway. I dare say he's put me on ignore now too.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
That's like the first time I've really read much over on QOTW and I'm confused, are they all just massive blobby spastics?
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No, I don't think so
That's the first time I've seen someone really flouncey over there personally...there are loads of unpleasant people though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
That's the first time I've seen someone really flouncey over there personally...there are loads of unpleasant people though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:35, archived)
No. Don't put yourself down, MONO.
NO ONE is more shit than you.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
NO ONE is more shit than you.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
open 2 different inprivate browser windows and log in with both accounts
its how i run all of the accounts on QOTW
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
its how i run all of the accounts on QOTW
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
I could. But it's all too much effort.
Just let me know if I get a bite off flouncey bum.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
Just let me know if I get a bite off flouncey bum.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeNj1vlzAk&skipcontrinter=1
I miss Mykey
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
HEY! YOU! LOLD NOMAY! YOU FUCKIN EGRET OKAY! I TELL TO YOU THAT YOU AWL OVER FUCKIN EGRET.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:07, archived)
Man, that Emvee fella's getting all sorts of upset over on /ot
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
TH is being wrong again
bloody two hats, its no wonder we all prefer baldmonkey
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
bloody two hats, its no wonder we all prefer baldmonkey
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
i assume it must be down to him having to pimp out his widowed mother to pay for all his superhero belt buckles
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
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hey janet
does it annoy you that my answer on QOTW got more replies than this thread? it would probably annoy me
but i know you're better than that
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
does it annoy you that my answer on QOTW got more replies than this thread? it would probably annoy me
but i know you're better than that
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Copy paste
Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he thought about having a wank. But his two kids were in the back so he decided against it.
After dropping them off at school, Akabusi was at a loss as to how to fill his day. He was delivering a motivational speech to a bunch of spastics tonight in Stevenage so he didn't want to over do it. He felt a twinge in his back. It had been aching since him and John Fashanu had wrestled naked in front of a roaring fire at Fash's £128,700 mansion in Hemel Hempstead. Akabusi had smashed a porcelain bust of Justin and he had had to leave.
Before he knew it he was at a massage parlour and had paid his £10 entry. Before he could get to the changing rooms he slipped out of his pin stripe dungerees and could feel the fragrant steam of the sauna tickle his massive balls like a poacher under a trout.
He applied a towel to his lower torso, barely able to conceal his pulsating ebony fire hydrant. He stepped into the room and lay down on the pleather massage table pushing his face through the hole and letting his cock hang over the side.
Behind him the door opened and Akabusi's pussy senses were raised to Severe. The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe Bay cockles hit him like a steam train and he knew right then that he would sire another child.
Small hands covered in oil began to explore his muscular, Nigerian coffee coloured bodywork. As the girl's hands reached his proud buttocks he tried everything in his power to conceal a huge fart he had been brewing since he'd parked in the multi storey car park.
When the girl slipped a greasy little finger up his April he let out a yelp and nearly roared "Awooga" but he stopped himself. The hands of the girl motioned him to turn over, which he duly did.
His eyes found a young Chinese girl wearing a little white tunic which he knew concealed a pair of juicy little bristols and almost certainly a clunge as ripe and yellow as a week old banana. As he lay on his back, blood rushed into his veiny Tower of Pisa quicker than Asians into a Cash And Carry at 8.59am. He lay there looking like a chocolate drawing pin as the girl starting applying more and more oil. He was so hard and tall that he worried slightly that the price of oil may be affected by his erection.
Her tiny hands kneeded his giant oak and at one point Akabusi half thought she was an Ewok trying to climb a Giant Red on Endor. He leapt up and ripped open her tunic revealing, as he had suspected, a gorgeous set of two tits, nipples as dark as Green and Black 70% and a pussy so wet and hairless he was reminded of Duncan Goodhew.
He dived into her like a released rapist and set about plunging into every orifice that was available and some that were not. Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard.
Spent, sweating and panting Akabusi untangled his yawning plonker and slipped on his dungerees. The girl, who later from police reports he found was called Hi Tide Run, lay on the floor, a shredded mess of manfat, baby oil, matted hair and rice. Akabusi looked at his Casio watch/calculator and saw that the spastic thing started in 20 minutes. He bent down over the Chinese meal he had just demolished, whisphered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he thought about having a wank. But his two kids were in the back so he decided against it.
After dropping them off at school, Akabusi was at a loss as to how to fill his day. He was delivering a motivational speech to a bunch of spastics tonight in Stevenage so he didn't want to over do it. He felt a twinge in his back. It had been aching since him and John Fashanu had wrestled naked in front of a roaring fire at Fash's £128,700 mansion in Hemel Hempstead. Akabusi had smashed a porcelain bust of Justin and he had had to leave.
Before he knew it he was at a massage parlour and had paid his £10 entry. Before he could get to the changing rooms he slipped out of his pin stripe dungerees and could feel the fragrant steam of the sauna tickle his massive balls like a poacher under a trout.
He applied a towel to his lower torso, barely able to conceal his pulsating ebony fire hydrant. He stepped into the room and lay down on the pleather massage table pushing his face through the hole and letting his cock hang over the side.
Behind him the door opened and Akabusi's pussy senses were raised to Severe. The aroma of chicken and sweetcorn soup and Morecambe Bay cockles hit him like a steam train and he knew right then that he would sire another child.
Small hands covered in oil began to explore his muscular, Nigerian coffee coloured bodywork. As the girl's hands reached his proud buttocks he tried everything in his power to conceal a huge fart he had been brewing since he'd parked in the multi storey car park.
When the girl slipped a greasy little finger up his April he let out a yelp and nearly roared "Awooga" but he stopped himself. The hands of the girl motioned him to turn over, which he duly did.
His eyes found a young Chinese girl wearing a little white tunic which he knew concealed a pair of juicy little bristols and almost certainly a clunge as ripe and yellow as a week old banana. As he lay on his back, blood rushed into his veiny Tower of Pisa quicker than Asians into a Cash And Carry at 8.59am. He lay there looking like a chocolate drawing pin as the girl starting applying more and more oil. He was so hard and tall that he worried slightly that the price of oil may be affected by his erection.
Her tiny hands kneeded his giant oak and at one point Akabusi half thought she was an Ewok trying to climb a Giant Red on Endor. He leapt up and ripped open her tunic revealing, as he had suspected, a gorgeous set of two tits, nipples as dark as Green and Black 70% and a pussy so wet and hairless he was reminded of Duncan Goodhew.
He dived into her like a released rapist and set about plunging into every orifice that was available and some that were not. Within hours he was on his vinegars and let rip with such a gush of spunk that the poor girl tried in vein to make a call to the Morecambe Bay coastguard.
Spent, sweating and panting Akabusi untangled his yawning plonker and slipped on his dungerees. The girl, who later from police reports he found was called Hi Tide Run, lay on the floor, a shredded mess of manfat, baby oil, matted hair and rice. Akabusi looked at his Casio watch/calculator and saw that the spastic thing started in 20 minutes. He bent down over the Chinese meal he had just demolished, whisphered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
Oh man, it's been ages since I've seen some decent Kriss Akabusi fan fiction
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
to all the posters i've ignored before
who've travelled in and out my door
i'm glad you buggered off
my cap to you i doff
to all the posters i've ignored before
all you whiny self-entitled shits
bellends, dullards and obnoxious tits
you need to go outside
and salvage you some pride
all the posters i've ignored before
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
who've travelled in and out my door
i'm glad you buggered off
my cap to you i doff
to all the posters i've ignored before
all you whiny self-entitled shits
bellends, dullards and obnoxious tits
you need to go outside
and salvage you some pride
all the posters i've ignored before
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
if there's a shred of humanity left in that dessicated shell you call your psyche,
you'll delete that thread up there so the world can appreciate the majesty of my julio igleasias pastiche.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
you'll delete that thread up there so the world can appreciate the majesty of my julio igleasias pastiche.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
my phone wont show any off this so i suppose i might as well do some work, you fat ballbag
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
old thread is unwieldy.
ergo, new thread. who is your least favourite b3tan? personally i can't BEAR mono!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
ergo, new thread. who is your least favourite b3tan? personally i can't BEAR mono!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
I'm only ignoring you because you're popular
and I'm ignoring you with another account. Not this one.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
and I'm ignoring you with another account. Not this one.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
this is like baldmonkey is sooty
only unlike the real sooty, everything he says isn't littered with expletives
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
only unlike the real sooty, everything he says isn't littered with expletives
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
can't be bothered to go to toys r us so I'm back already.
miss me?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
miss me?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:09, archived)
There used to be a few I didn't like but they've mostly facked orf
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
bear mono's bumhole is nowhere near as good as human mono's bumhole
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
aHA!!
mystery solved. although your quentin account is funnier. soz.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
mystery solved. although your quentin account is funnier. soz.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
he's posted in this thread so we can stop the whole 'he can't see this stuff, yeah?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
It is
I fucking hate it. You know that SAD that people get? I get it in the summer. So I warn you...I'm going to be a miserable prick until about October.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
I fucking hate it. You know that SAD that people get? I get it in the summer. So I warn you...I'm going to be a miserable prick until about October.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
I think we should have a baton handover thing, like relay runners
as that's when I become a miserable prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
as that's when I become a miserable prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
mongychops
when he talks he sounds like KAAAAKKAAAKKAAAAAAARK KAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAARRRKAKARRRK and he pretty much is just a terrible troll and should be banned
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
when he talks he sounds like KAAAAKKAAAKKAAAAAAARK KAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAARRRKAKARRRK and he pretty much is just a terrible troll and should be banned
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
Jesus, I had no idea
Fuck...I'm really sorry. Can I do anything to help? Just let me know, yeah?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
Fuck...I'm really sorry. Can I do anything to help? Just let me know, yeah?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
No, the "You?" threads have more subtance long term
but this is VERY punchy.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
but this is VERY punchy.
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bored of that now
I really fucking hate donkeys, I'd like to run one over with a Chieftain tank, fucking useless shit stupid stinking half-horsey shit animals, fuck off donkeys, who's your favourite mass murderer?
alt: pricks
pricks
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I really fucking hate donkeys, I'd like to run one over with a Chieftain tank, fucking useless shit stupid stinking half-horsey shit animals, fuck off donkeys, who's your favourite mass murderer?
alt: pricks
pricks
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i have called fat people fat on QOTW
and they don't seem to like it very much.
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and they don't seem to like it very much.
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they don't seem to like anything very much.
especially that one with the fanny.
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especially that one with the fanny.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
My god
She is spiteful and has no sense of humour. Two endearing qualities that I for one look for in a woman.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
She is spiteful and has no sense of humour. Two endearing qualities that I for one look for in a woman.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
Two people are ignoring me!
ME!!!
I didn't think I was interesting enough to be ignored.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
ME!!!
I didn't think I was interesting enough to be ignored.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
is anyone ignoring me?
can you message them and ask why? thanks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
can you message them and ask why? thanks
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:50, archived)
I think the people that dislike me are the kind of people that want to keep telling me they don't like me and like to bitch and moan about it rather than just ignore me whether using a button or actually just ignoring me.
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( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:04, archived)
One of my favourite things to read here is
"Put me on ignore then" or similar. Always makes me chuckle.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
"Put me on ignore then" or similar. Always makes me chuckle.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
Yes
I guess it's the temptation of trying to get the last word in, or (even worse) trying to make the other person look foolish. Which never ends well.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
I guess it's the temptation of trying to get the last word in, or (even worse) trying to make the other person look foolish. Which never ends well.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
I think mostly, people don't want to miss something good, or more likely don't want to miss them saying something about them that they can't see.
people need to sort their lives out I reckon.
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people need to sort their lives out I reckon.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
Something like that.
I told the guys I liked at work that I generally just ignore people if I don't like them and the guys that I ignore suddenly twigged.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
I told the guys I liked at work that I generally just ignore people if I don't like them and the guys that I ignore suddenly twigged.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
Ooh, I'm going to give that shin such a kicking
With my good shoes an'all
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
With my good shoes an'all
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
my manly shin will destroy your ridiculous hush puppies or whatever it is you wear
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i bet he's the sort of cunt that wears brightly coloured crocs
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
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oh god i saw one of my male friends in tesco this morning and he had crocs on :(
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( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:38, archived)
A male friend of mine was wearing a pair once
I didn't know where to look
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
I didn't know where to look
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He won't tell me mine.
Can you kick him in the shin next time you see him please, thanks.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
Can you kick him in the shin next time you see him please, thanks.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
I might try to bug him lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots
can't be that hard to write a bot to keep gazzing him.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
can't be that hard to write a bot to keep gazzing him.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:28, archived)
Years of sustained prickdom.
It's not easy, but I've practised HARD.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
It's not easy, but I've practised HARD.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
That's like saying I've killed more people than the Pope but less than Hitler
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his policy on condoms will sentences many millions to a miserable, painful death
not to mention all those prostitutes he killed to keep them queit
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
not to mention all those prostitutes he killed to keep them queit
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
I like your sig
I'm not so much bothered about how many people are ignoring me, but I'm intrigued as to why.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
I'm not so much bothered about how many people are ignoring me, but I'm intrigued as to why.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
i just spelled your name wrong on OT
and it perfectly summed up your DRACONIAN overlaw of this place, maolith
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
and it perfectly summed up your DRACONIAN overlaw of this place, maolith
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You're engaged in speculation
I have nothing further to comment
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
I have nothing further to comment
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:01, archived)
you're stabbing a pensioner right now, aren't you?
ADMIT IT, YOU SADIST
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
ADMIT IT, YOU SADIST
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:03, archived)
Depends
College Park is alright, but the one in Gatcombe fucks me right off. I do a lot more killing when I'm angered by the local facilities.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
College Park is alright, but the one in Gatcombe fucks me right off. I do a lot more killing when I'm angered by the local facilities.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
and gordon brown
(brown as in 'brown nosing'. nose as in the part of pinochio that grows when he LIES)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
(brown as in 'brown nosing'. nose as in the part of pinochio that grows when he LIES)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
because when you're riding a donkey you punch it in the back of the head so it can reach the carrot
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I seen this leaflet once of a donkey and these blokes has cut its ears off just for a laugh and they were posing with the upset donkey smiling and holding up its ears and I practically shat myself laughing it was VERY funny.
I mean imagine the donkey; he's all "LOL! I AM A DONKEY! I'LL BE USELESS AND MAKE A STUPID NOISE!" and then he's all "FUCK! OW! WHAT'S GOING ON! FUCK! HEY THOSE MEN HAVE MY FUCKING EARS! I'M NOT SO LOL AND THAT NOW!"
Serves him right. Fucking wop prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
I mean imagine the donkey; he's all "LOL! I AM A DONKEY! I'LL BE USELESS AND MAKE A STUPID NOISE!" and then he's all "FUCK! OW! WHAT'S GOING ON! FUCK! HEY THOSE MEN HAVE MY FUCKING EARS! I'M NOT SO LOL AND THAT NOW!"
Serves him right. Fucking wop prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:07, archived)
i saw bob mortimer pull an apple apart with his bare hands on telly last night
it was quite impressive
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
it was quite impressive
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
Someone told me about that, stupid prick didn't say it was bob mortimer though.
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i would have assumed he'd need to twist it
but apparently that's where most people go wrong!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
but apparently that's where most people go wrong!
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I hate those anti-animal cruelty stalls
I basically agree with them, but I don't like the massive disgusting photos when I'm trying to shop, and I will NOT be guilted into spending money on a fucking spanish donkey. I won't do it Baldmonkey, I won't.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
I basically agree with them, but I don't like the massive disgusting photos when I'm trying to shop, and I will NOT be guilted into spending money on a fucking spanish donkey. I won't do it Baldmonkey, I won't.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:10, archived)
Yeah, disgusting pictures drive me away from things like that, and make me not want to go anywhere near animal rights stuff.
Even though I'm all for animals being happier.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 12:12, archived)
Even though I'm all for animals being happier.
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I think all the time there is human suffering, these animal rights pricks are cunts for diverting funding that might otherwise go somewhere useful.
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does this mean that mono! can't see this thread
and will continue to post down there like a special needs?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
and will continue to post down there like a special needs?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
There hasn't been a thread for a while.
I just wondered, how are you?
also, what are you doing this weekend?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I just wondered, how are you?
also, what are you doing this weekend?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
I'm good Mono, how's the bumhole?
This weekend I will be mostly flying RC helicopters and maybe a plane or two
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
This weekend I will be mostly flying RC helicopters and maybe a plane or two
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
Woah, that sounds like a good weekend!
This has inspired me to have a good weekend too!
I hope you have a lovely week.
xxx
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
This has inspired me to have a good weekend too!
I hope you have a lovely week.
xxx
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
I'll be joylessly nailing mouse skeletons to balsa wood planes.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
Remember that one time that we found a mouse skeleton, together.
I loved that.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
I loved that.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
i get loads now.
the cats bring in dead mice so i sling them by the ants nest in the garden and the ants strip the corpse down to the skeleton in about a day. Sometimes two.
i keep them in a special box until i have enough to nail to a shoddily made balsa wood plane so i can burn it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
the cats bring in dead mice so i sling them by the ants nest in the garden and the ants strip the corpse down to the skeleton in about a day. Sometimes two.
i keep them in a special box until i have enough to nail to a shoddily made balsa wood plane so i can burn it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:29, archived)
Sometimes i am unsure inviting you to my house was a good idea.
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if i'm honest, it's got a bit boring but i am worried that if i stop i'll be killing a tradition before it has had an opportunity to take hold
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:33, archived)
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This sounds like something I can get behind
Might strap a rabbit carcass to my heli and fly it around
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
Might strap a rabbit carcass to my heli and fly it around
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
I saw a picture of janet when she was young.
you know what? she wasn't a total write off.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
you know what? she wasn't a total write off.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:32, archived)
you know what?
I've seen pictures of you as a younster and you're hotter!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
I've seen pictures of you as a younster and you're hotter!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
incredibly, windy, you are being ignored by 6 people
i don't know who they are
as for the signed photo: here you go
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
i don't know who they are
as for the signed photo: here you go
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:34, archived)
ha, see i ignored your question about ignoring!
humour!
20 people ignoring you
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
humour!
20 people ignoring you
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:45, archived)
I've been invited to a bbq I can't really be arsed going to.
Might drive there and show face, mumble something about being on call.
Google's put me on a moog homage today; already listened to a 70's analogue days mix, now i've got the lovely Emperor tomato ketchup playing.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
Might drive there and show face, mumble something about being on call.
Google's put me on a moog homage today; already listened to a 70's analogue days mix, now i've got the lovely Emperor tomato ketchup playing.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
Why not just not go?
Just think, you could have a lovely weekend if you didn't do things you didn't want to do.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
Just think, you could have a lovely weekend if you didn't do things you didn't want to do.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
Because to be honest, i've got nothing better to do.
Unless you count changing the oil in my car.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
Unless you count changing the oil in my car.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:27, archived)
I do!
I saw fishermen and thought of you, they were waiting to get into Trilakes
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
I saw fishermen and thought of you, they were waiting to get into Trilakes
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:28, archived)
Why do you always have to ruin everything, can't you see we're all having such a lovely time?!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
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but now we can all say that we've been in a MONO! thread
and that's our claim to fame
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
and that's our claim to fame
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:30, archived)
This one time I became so infatuated with the girl who played Carmen Diaz, I posted a crudely-modelled letter of the alphabet to her at the theatre where she was performing.
That was my clay M to Fame
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That was my clay M to Fame
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so anyway, monty boyce wants us to know that he once talked to steve winwood's daughter.
i am related to the beverly sisters.
tell me a celebrity-related trufact about yourself. baldmonkey lies will be disqualified.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
i am related to the beverly sisters.
tell me a celebrity-related trufact about yourself. baldmonkey lies will be disqualified.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
Ooh, my wife was briefly very distantly related to Edward Woodward. But then he divorced his way out of the family or something like that.
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Yeah, similar thing here actually
I was only related to him through marriage...a marriage that I'm fairly certain has ended.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
I was only related to him through marriage...a marriage that I'm fairly certain has ended.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
HEEEEEEEEEEEY! MONA!
I've got the song me and caveman rich did for cr3's www.bumhol.es site stuck in my head.
I don't think bumhol.es is even live anymore.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
I've got the song me and caveman rich did for cr3's www.bumhol.es site stuck in my head.
I don't think bumhol.es is even live anymore.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
Also, I SAID:
So it was properly crow shaped, yeah?
Is it possible that it could have been a crow who's wing tips were catching the sun?
I'd suggest it was a magpie, but you said it was bigger that a crow. And you'd have to be a prick not to know a magpie when you see one.
There's no chance it was a black-backed gull, I suppose?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
So it was properly crow shaped, yeah?
Is it possible that it could have been a crow who's wing tips were catching the sun?
I'd suggest it was a magpie, but you said it was bigger that a crow. And you'd have to be a prick not to know a magpie when you see one.
There's no chance it was a black-backed gull, I suppose?
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maybe it was the wingtips in the sun then.
it was proper massive and everything.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
it was proper massive and everything.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
How big would you say?
A little bit bigger than a normal crow? Mallard sized, brent goose? fucking ostrich?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
A little bit bigger than a normal crow? Mallard sized, brent goose? fucking ostrich?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
Surely you should realise by now
That I have no idea what I'm talking about
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That I have no idea what I'm talking about
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My grandfather used to have Stirling Moss round for lunch one Sunday every month.
One time he brought Roger Moore with him.
Also, I'm pretty sure my aunt slept with Cliff Richard.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
One time he brought Roger Moore with him.
Also, I'm pretty sure my aunt slept with Cliff Richard.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:14, archived)
I worked for Henry Ford II's Butler in a gun shop once
the same guy also taught maddonna to shoot.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
the same guy also taught maddonna to shoot.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
My step-father worked with Prince Charles on a navy ship
and once drowned Princess Anne
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
and once drowned Princess Anne
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
I like this
This embodies the true spirit of the 'Claim to Fame'. "I've met Mick Jagger" and that sort of thing are shit....THIS is what it's about.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
This embodies the true spirit of the 'Claim to Fame'. "I've met Mick Jagger" and that sort of thing are shit....THIS is what it's about.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
I have more!
My sister looked after David Jasons horses only he wasn't a fool he was a cranky old git
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
My sister looked after David Jasons horses only he wasn't a fool he was a cranky old git
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
My mum left a stern note on Dave Lee Travis' car
for driving in the entrance to Budgens car park
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
for driving in the entrance to Budgens car park
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:19, archived)
Oh I remembered one more
thanks to Mr. Tea for reminding me. Dave Prowse in the Darth suit once crushed my hand at some star wars event in milton keynes shopping centre when I was but a wee small child
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
thanks to Mr. Tea for reminding me. Dave Prowse in the Darth suit once crushed my hand at some star wars event in milton keynes shopping centre when I was but a wee small child
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
Awesome!
When me and Manolith went to London, Jill Halfpenny (used to be in Eastenders among other things) walked past us. I didn't mention it at the time.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
When me and Manolith went to London, Jill Halfpenny (used to be in Eastenders among other things) walked past us. I didn't mention it at the time.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
My dad knew Dave 'Darth Vader' Prowse.
They used to go to the same gym. 100% trufax.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
They used to go to the same gym. 100% trufax.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
Screw that, I once offered to nosh off Andy Miller from Dodgy.
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( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
when I worked as a chef, he was being a cunt to one of the staff.
prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
prick.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
More a peck on the cheek than tonsil tennis
But still- Margaret Beckett. I'll never be clean again.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
But still- Margaret Beckett. I'll never be clean again.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:21, archived)
Did he do that silly thing where he spins his arm around in the air and yells "Awooga!"?
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I once served PC Plum from Balamory when I worked in a bank.
he was with his "friend"
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
he was with his "friend"
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
Sat and did a crossword with Jeremy Paxman,
Ladypig is friends with Thom Yorke's wife, we have had lunch with them a few times, at one point, we had lunch with thom, his wife and Edward Norton.
Countless celebrities served in restaurants I've worked in.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
Ladypig is friends with Thom Yorke's wife, we have had lunch with them a few times, at one point, we had lunch with thom, his wife and Edward Norton.
Countless celebrities served in restaurants I've worked in.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:23, archived)
My friend worked in a photographic shop
And has served Hugh Dennis AND Patrick Moore!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
And has served Hugh Dennis AND Patrick Moore!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:24, archived)
I spilled Steve Collins pint in a crowded bar.
Trying to make my way through the crowd I walked straight into him and knocked his drink out of his hand. That was a serious "Oh Fuck!" moment.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
Trying to make my way through the crowd I walked straight into him and knocked his drink out of his hand. That was a serious "Oh Fuck!" moment.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
Thread is too long,
Tell me some of the old racist/offensive jokes that used to get bandied around the playground that if you told at the pub these days might end in a thump in the side of the head. And don't just go on sickipedia and start posting any old tripe, don't give Rob that sort of traffic.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:43, archived)
Tell me some of the old racist/offensive jokes that used to get bandied around the playground that if you told at the pub these days might end in a thump in the side of the head. And don't just go on sickipedia and start posting any old tripe, don't give Rob that sort of traffic.
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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven
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Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven
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Seriously....my Mum told me that joke when I was a kid
I didn't get it, of course. But I'm certain my teacher did when I told her.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
I didn't get it, of course. But I'm certain my teacher did when I told her.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:46, archived)
thats the punchline.
i can't even remember the setup. and where is THEOBAN anyway? i miss theoban.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
i can't even remember the setup. and where is THEOBAN anyway? i miss theoban.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
apparently he's busy.
i reckon maybe he's got a new boyfriend, you know how Theo likes to play the gimp, probably in a box all leathered up.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
i reckon maybe he's got a new boyfriend, you know how Theo likes to play the gimp, probably in a box all leathered up.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
When we were watching crackerjack, and they did that game where they'd keep giving the kids something until they dropped them all or some shit
if there was a coloured kid on there my dad used to shout at the telly "GIVE THE WOG A CABBAGE!".
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
if there was a coloured kid on there my dad used to shout at the telly "GIVE THE WOG A CABBAGE!".
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:50, archived)
double or drop.
and i am now lolling like a mental in my living room.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:51, archived)
and i am now lolling like a mental in my living room.
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you should wrap him in duct tape, nail one end to the top of a cliff and push him off
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Can I just skip to the pushing him off a cliff?
The fucking modfail cunt.
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The fucking modfail cunt.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
right, it was like a really big crow, yeah?
only with white/grey markings at the tip of each wing.
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only with white/grey markings at the tip of each wing.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
I DON'T KNOW.
Could it have been a cormorant? Look up cormorants. They have a pale marking on their sides that you might have mistaken for a wing tip if it's wings were folded away.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
Could it have been a cormorant? Look up cormorants. They have a pale marking on their sides that you might have mistaken for a wing tip if it's wings were folded away.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
There'd need to be a decent lake or something nearish your house though.
They don't normally hang around urban sprawl.
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They don't normally hang around urban sprawl.
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no, it was doing that run-flying crow thing that makes me suspect that if they ever evolve arms the human race is doomed.
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So it was properly crow shaped, yeah?
Is it possible that it could have been a crow who's wing tips were catching the sun?
I'd suggest it was a magpie, but you said it was bigger that a crow. And you'd have to be a prick not to know a magpie when you see one.
There's no chance it was a black-backed gull, I suppose?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
Is it possible that it could have been a crow who's wing tips were catching the sun?
I'd suggest it was a magpie, but you said it was bigger that a crow. And you'd have to be a prick not to know a magpie when you see one.
There's no chance it was a black-backed gull, I suppose?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
he completely ignored my Mayorham or Fareham joke.
The bastard.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
The bastard.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
And my Turin shroud one
Which leads me to think that his boss has said 'here's a hairband and a razor...go and fucking sort it out'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
Which leads me to think that his boss has said 'here's a hairband and a razor...go and fucking sort it out'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
white guy walks down the street yelling 'god made me, god made me!'
bumps into another white guy, asks who made him, other white guy says 'god made me, god made me!' and they both go on their way.
white guy bumps into another white guy and the same thing happens again.
finally, walking dow the street the white guy bumps into a black guy and asks 'Who made you?'
the black guy replies 'Cadbury's made me and god smothered me in with chocolate'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
bumps into another white guy, asks who made him, other white guy says 'god made me, god made me!' and they both go on their way.
white guy bumps into another white guy and the same thing happens again.
finally, walking dow the street the white guy bumps into a black guy and asks 'Who made you?'
the black guy replies 'Cadbury's made me and god smothered me in with chocolate'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t9ZJK-vc-I&feature=related
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t9ZJK-vc-I&feature=related
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:58, archived)
he just gazd me to say you're a fat beakering uggo
sadtimes :'(
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
sadtimes :'(
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
oof, harsh words on the internet there.
i trust you're white-knighting me by return?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
i trust you're white-knighting me by return?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
I hate him and hope he dies under the wheels of the bus go round and round round and round round and round
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
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i went to the cornershop and asked for the time
i asked for the time and he gave me a Dime
bud-bud-ding-ding £2.99
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
i asked for the time and he gave me a Dime
bud-bud-ding-ding £2.99
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
even with inflation at todays levels that's still a good 250% of the average price
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:57, archived)
a blind skunk bumps into a blind rabbit
they both decide to play a game where they feel each other and try to guess what kind of animal the other is.
the skunk goes first, 'long ears, big teeth, fluffy tail... I know you're a rabbit!'
then the rabbit takes his turn, 'greasy hair, you stink something awful... I know, you're a Paki!'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
they both decide to play a game where they feel each other and try to guess what kind of animal the other is.
the skunk goes first, 'long ears, big teeth, fluffy tail... I know you're a rabbit!'
then the rabbit takes his turn, 'greasy hair, you stink something awful... I know, you're a Paki!'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:54, archived)
The sad thing is
Sickepedia is full of jokes no better than this
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
Sickepedia is full of jokes no better than this
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
why rob hasn't taken it down i don't know,
i reckon he is a serious racist and enjoys it too much.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
i reckon he is a serious racist and enjoys it too much.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:01, archived)
he sits at home in an SS uniform masturbating over pictures of nick griffin
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:02, archived)
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Offensive humour is one thing
but it's just shit. Even the top rated jokes just aren't that funny.
I went on one of the forums once. It was a fucking train wreck. Imagine /talk, but everyone's just trying to out-gross each other. Dead baby this, drowned Paki that. Fucking woeful.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
but it's just shit. Even the top rated jokes just aren't that funny.
I went on one of the forums once. It was a fucking train wreck. Imagine /talk, but everyone's just trying to out-gross each other. Dead baby this, drowned Paki that. Fucking woeful.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
hold on
i stole these from sickipedia and they were ok
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1622992
you jsut have to find the good ones
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
i stole these from sickipedia and they were ok
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1622992
you jsut have to find the good ones
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
Ok
but it's ONLY that. God only knows how the dating thing works. Can you imagine hooking up with a girl that finds all of that funny? *shudder*
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
but it's ONLY that. God only knows how the dating thing works. Can you imagine hooking up with a girl that finds all of that funny? *shudder*
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
what dating thing?
is there a sickipedia dating thing? seriously?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
is there a sickipedia dating thing? seriously?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
Well they advertise one
I've never been on it. I'm a bit scared to.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
I've never been on it. I'm a bit scared to.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:08, archived)
i'm pretty sure you're making this up
are you a fantasist now TH?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
are you a fantasist now TH?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:10, archived)
oh god that's horrible
how did they get that photo from AB and Wicca?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
how did they get that photo from AB and Wicca?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
My reply doesn't make sense now
I misunderstood where you were going
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
I misunderstood where you were going
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
I thought you were about to imply that /talk is also full of people trying to out-do one another
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hey mumpsy,
what happened to everyone else who used to post here?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
what happened to everyone else who used to post here?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:00, archived)
what do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
a hobby horse!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
a hobby horse!!!!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:59, archived)
what did the tie say to the neck?
fuck off you black cunt!!!
is this racist enough pigster?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
fuck off you black cunt!!!
is this racist enough pigster?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
hold fast, pigso.
i'm sure it'll get better once manolith comes back.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
i'm sure it'll get better once manolith comes back.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
why do jews have big noses?
because the air is free!
also, at school, if someone dropped a 1p or 2p coin there would immediately be a shout of 'JEW RUSH!!'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
because the air is free!
also, at school, if someone dropped a 1p or 2p coin there would immediately be a shout of 'JEW RUSH!!'
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
My father in law still refers to thriftiness as 'being a Jew'
He said it only the other day and I was a little taken aback.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
He said it only the other day and I was a little taken aback.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
one grape lived for lying around in the sun
it was his "raisin d'etre."
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
it was his "raisin d'etre."
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
SOMEONE FETCH THE EMERGENCY DAD RESTRAINT SWEATER
I'll try and distract him with a top gear annual
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
I'll try and distract him with a top gear annual
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
HEY MONO I SAW A LITTLE EGRET YESTERDAY AND THIS EXCITING FIND TIPPED MY BLOG OVER 500 HITS.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 7:50, archived)
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i used to get 500 hits a day on my blog.
imagine THAT.
also, it seems i'm going to be a douche all day again. soz.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
imagine THAT.
also, it seems i'm going to be a douche all day again. soz.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. THE UGLY ONE.
GO TO GOOGLE. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
GO TO GOOGLE. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
Really?
Are you encouraging me to bully her?
Nah, she's alright, Janet is. She calls me fat, I call her fat, no one has an epi. It's all good.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
Are you encouraging me to bully her?
Nah, she's alright, Janet is. She calls me fat, I call her fat, no one has an epi. It's all good.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)
what? what? what?
i was saying you should go and have a look at google, you twat. it's some cool interactive thing to do with a moog-related anniversary
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
i was saying you should go and have a look at google, you twat. it's some cool interactive thing to do with a moog-related anniversary
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10, archived)
Soz. I completely misread the situation.
I thought you were telling me to google Janet's blog and then use it to bully the fuck out of her. I did think it was odd. I mean, I know you are a shit mod, but that did seem a bit much.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
I thought you were telling me to google Janet's blog and then use it to bully the fuck out of her. I did think it was odd. I mean, I know you are a shit mod, but that did seem a bit much.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:14, archived)
well, a core tenet of goodmodmanship is being unnecessarily horrible to people, after all
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
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It's probably for the best
I mean...you look like a 3D model of the Turin Shroud
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I mean...you look like a 3D model of the Turin Shroud
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I had no idea they'd invented their own one.
I thought they were part of Portsmouth.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
I thought they were part of Portsmouth.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
he doesn't seem like the ignorey type, but hey, he could be one of your 27
MONO CAN'T DANCE AND IS DISRESPECTFUL TOWARD HIS MOTHER
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
MONO CAN'T DANCE AND IS DISRESPECTFUL TOWARD HIS MOTHER
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
Alright Mano,
I used your idea for the quiz last night, except i swapped out wolfmother for steve miller band- Joker. It was well received, thanks.
Also, how do you know how many people have us on ignore? where is it displayed? is it like a little ticker next to our names? I'd like a screenshot. also a signed photograph.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
I used your idea for the quiz last night, except i swapped out wolfmother for steve miller band- Joker. It was well received, thanks.
Also, how do you know how many people have us on ignore? where is it displayed? is it like a little ticker next to our names? I'd like a screenshot. also a signed photograph.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
you deliberately misunderstood my attempt at conversation.
you witch
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
you witch
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
If by 'egret' you mean 'growth'
and by 'blog' you mean 'testicle' :(
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
and by 'blog' you mean 'testicle' :(
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)
It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one bollock
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
Good morning.
It's not sunny here in the anus of North London. I didn't see an egret but I did see Boris Johnson on his morning run.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
It's not sunny here in the anus of North London. I didn't see an egret but I did see Boris Johnson on his morning run.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)
I sat next to him on the tube the other week.
we're like twins or something, me and you.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
we're like twins or something, me and you.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)
I know, right?
right. you skin up, I'll put the kettle on and we can talk some more about this.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
right. you skin up, I'll put the kettle on and we can talk some more about this.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
I've had an idea, mmmmmmmps.
Let's throw a street party in Adam's honour.
I'm not sure what it would involve, but once he sees we care he's sure to come back to us.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
Let's throw a street party in Adam's honour.
I'm not sure what it would involve, but once he sees we care he's sure to come back to us.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)
fat-free dressing, mind.
we could have a stall where you get to sharpen pencils in honour of his career.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)
we could have a stall where you get to sharpen pencils in honour of his career.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)
A cup of tea lucky dip.
We fill an old bin with boiling water, dump 500 different teabags for different types of tea in it, and blindfolded kids get to dip their cupped hands in it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
We fill an old bin with boiling water, dump 500 different teabags for different types of tea in it, and blindfolded kids get to dip their cupped hands in it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)
The correct way to make a cup of tea lucky dip bin is:
1. Give the bin a rinse with a hose. Bins should not be washed with soap. The bin should be allowed to accumulate "seasoning".
2. Add 500 different teabags.
3. Pour in 10 litres of milk.
4. Add one kilogram bag of sugar. Remove wrapper first.
5. Fill to brim with boiling, not hot, water.
6. Force the children to play.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
1. Give the bin a rinse with a hose. Bins should not be washed with soap. The bin should be allowed to accumulate "seasoning".
2. Add 500 different teabags.
3. Pour in 10 litres of milk.
4. Add one kilogram bag of sugar. Remove wrapper first.
5. Fill to brim with boiling, not hot, water.
6. Force the children to play.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)
my cat has spotted a woodlouse on the patio and is going mental.
woodlice are ace, right?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)
woodlice are ace, right?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)
When I was a kid we used to call them 'Katies'
No fucking idea why
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
No fucking idea why
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
this rings a vague bell with me.
right, off to see the nurse about my infected wound, laters!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
right, off to see the nurse about my infected wound, laters!
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
i just googled it to see if there was a reason
instead i found this amazing thing
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
instead i found this amazing thing
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)
Oh my, you're right
Well when she finally kills herself we'll know who to blame
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
Well when she finally kills herself we'll know who to blame
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, archived)
slaters, because that's what they say just before they curl up into a ball and stop speaking to you
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)
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I need £90,000 for a firework display.
At the end it should make a picture of his face in the sky so bright it burns it into the retinas of babies.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
At the end it should make a picture of his face in the sky so bright it burns it into the retinas of babies.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)
Terrible nights sleep
Followed by bad dreams. Some sympathy until I've properly woken up would be greatly appreciated.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)
Followed by bad dreams. Some sympathy until I've properly woken up would be greatly appreciated.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)
This actually helps
I'm starting to really hate Eric Clapton you know.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
I'm starting to really hate Eric Clapton you know.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)
You didn't know Eric Clapton was a cunt?
Are you winding me up?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
Are you winding me up?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
He murdered his own son
and singlehandedly inspired the Rock Against Racism movement and you thought he might be alright?!!!
I mean, the RAR movement was one of the shittest things ever.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
and singlehandedly inspired the Rock Against Racism movement and you thought he might be alright?!!!
I mean, the RAR movement was one of the shittest things ever.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)
Hey, the man's personal business is his own
I just love Cream, The Yardbirds and The Bluesbreakers.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
I just love Cream, The Yardbirds and The Bluesbreakers.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)
Frankly, I wouldn't know.
Eric Clapton is enough to put me off bothering listening.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
Eric Clapton is enough to put me off bothering listening.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
I know John Mayall's son.
Apparently he (John) had a fire a few years ago and lost a stash of vintage porn larger than is humanly imaginable.
He was absolutely gutted, I am told. I am also told that he is 'a cunt'.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)
Apparently he (John) had a fire a few years ago and lost a stash of vintage porn larger than is humanly imaginable.
He was absolutely gutted, I am told. I am also told that he is 'a cunt'.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)
Me too.
As per yesterday, if he'd have died in '70 I'd love him for ever.
I got a mint copy of the 'Beano album' off a mate's mum a couple of years ago, which is a good fifty nicker in the bank.
Blind Faith were shit though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
As per yesterday, if he'd have died in '70 I'd love him for ever.
I got a mint copy of the 'Beano album' off a mate's mum a couple of years ago, which is a good fifty nicker in the bank.
Blind Faith were shit though.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
Cool
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Blind Faith either. I get it, I just don't like it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Blind Faith either. I get it, I just don't like it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)
I have their Hyde Park gig on DVD.
It is poo. Lesser than the sum of its parts, that band.
In other namedrop news, I used to hang about with Steve Winwood's niece Louise: she has MASSIVE breasts.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
It is poo. Lesser than the sum of its parts, that band.
In other namedrop news, I used to hang about with Steve Winwood's niece Louise: she has MASSIVE breasts.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
These were stupendous and not at all saggy.
Mind you, this was about 15 years ago, they are probably knee-warmers now.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
Mind you, this was about 15 years ago, they are probably knee-warmers now.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
The book you want is Ginger Baker's, the cantankerous old cunt hasn't a good word to say about anyone.
That said, the best music book I have ever read is Dr John's ('Under a Hoodoo Moon'). It's fucking superb.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
That said, the best music book I have ever read is Dr John's ('Under a Hoodoo Moon'). It's fucking superb.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
Also, if the man's personal business is his own, what the fuck are you reading his biography for?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)
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I'm not picking on you.
I'm helping you to burn the fucking thing.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
I'm helping you to burn the fucking thing.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)
That would be wasteful
I'm going to finish reading it then give it away. If that person wants to burn it it's up to them.
Fuck, I'm tired.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
I'm going to finish reading it then give it away. If that person wants to burn it it's up to them.
Fuck, I'm tired.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
does this story end with it getting covered in poo
like all your other biography stories
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
like all your other biography stories
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
that book is TERRIBLE.
by the end i was wishing he'd fallen out of that fucking window.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
by the end i was wishing he'd fallen out of that fucking window.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)
I KNOW!!
It seems that every shitty situation he gets himself into, some of his friends help him out of it in really amazing ways (sending him to Miami, Barbados, etc) and he seems to have no gratitude whatsoever. Not sure how much more I can stand.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
It seems that every shitty situation he gets himself into, some of his friends help him out of it in really amazing ways (sending him to Miami, Barbados, etc) and he seems to have no gratitude whatsoever. Not sure how much more I can stand.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)
I slept really really well
I put this down to the couple of beers before bed.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
I put this down to the couple of beers before bed.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)
It was a thinly veiled 'joke' implying that you have a drink problem
And it fell flat. Thanks Mono.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
And it fell flat. Thanks Mono.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
I hate it when people say "hence why".
It sounds wrong to my face.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
It sounds wrong to my face.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)
Hence why therefore we can sit in the garden and have a fire tonight.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
Ergo in summation thus that this would be satisfactory arrangement
bellend
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
bellend
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
Christ.
Other people's dreams are NEVER as interesting as other people think.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
Other people's dreams are NEVER as interesting as other people think.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)
Once I was dreaming and I realised I was dreaming.
I could do whatever I liked, it was awesome.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
I could do whatever I liked, it was awesome.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)
I disagree
Sometimes they can be very interesting. I don't believe that they hold special meanings and all that guff, but I'm interested in how the whole thing works.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
Sometimes they can be very interesting. I don't believe that they hold special meanings and all that guff, but I'm interested in how the whole thing works.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:35, archived)
It was awful Ems
I've just typed it all out and it looks ridiculous, so we'll leave it there. Needless to say, it was unpleasant at the time and seems stupid in the cold light of day.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)
I've just typed it all out and it looks ridiculous, so we'll leave it there. Needless to say, it was unpleasant at the time and seems stupid in the cold light of day.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)
GOOD ANSWER, HATS. This is why you're the best thing to ever happen to this site.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)
Two Hats: Withholding details so you can come to your own conclusions
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)
I dreamed the other night that I moved back in with my first husband.
ugh.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)
ugh.
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I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)
with those fine legs you're halfway there
wo-oh, livin' as a mare
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)
wo-oh, livin' as a mare
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)
John Mono and Frank Chrome see justice in only one way
together they are monochrome
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
together they are monochrome
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)
John Pea and Frank Doe fight against some of the worst sex offenders in history
together they are peadoe
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
together they are peadoe
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)
My mum got me the batmobile and the ninja go kart.
Which is nice, but now I can never speak to her again because she bought the sun.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
Which is nice, but now I can never speak to her again because she bought the sun.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)
you don't have to read it, i throw mine away or give it to tricky
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)
I throw mine away or give it to my dad
sometimes I do the crossword, if I have a spare 30 seconds to complete it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
sometimes I do the crossword, if I have a spare 30 seconds to complete it.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)
Of all the shit they've remade
I'm surprised no one's hit on the idea of doing a 3D CGI thing of Dogtanian.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
I'm surprised no one's hit on the idea of doing a 3D CGI thing of Dogtanian.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:57, archived)
Haha
I thought Space Chimps was pretty bad, then we saw Space Chimps 2. You'd be hard pushed to find a worse kid's movie, I swear.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
I thought Space Chimps was pretty bad, then we saw Space Chimps 2. You'd be hard pushed to find a worse kid's movie, I swear.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)
my brother made me sit down to watch ants in space or something with his kids
i saw about 2 minutes before i decided to play in the garden instead
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
i saw about 2 minutes before i decided to play in the garden instead
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, archived)
Ants in Space?
Fucking hell. At some point they're going to run out of creature/scenario combinations. The storyline seems to be surplus to requirements.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
Fucking hell. At some point they're going to run out of creature/scenario combinations. The storyline seems to be surplus to requirements.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, archived)
Now who wouldn't want to see that?
I see that being next Summer's big blockbuster. With Patrick Stewart as the voice of me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
I see that being next Summer's big blockbuster. With Patrick Stewart as the voice of me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
didn't even know it existed?
is there a girl one? there's always a girl one
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
is there a girl one? there's always a girl one
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
I have my shirt undone by two buttons and a little bead of sweat trickling down my brow
Fortunately I have two secretaries to deal with this scenario.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
Fortunately I have two secretaries to deal with this scenario.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)
oh man baldmonkey will be so jealous,
have you seen them beat up any snakes?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
have you seen them beat up any snakes?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)
I'm not really interested in non-UK ornithology.
I'm not sure why. But that's how it is.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I'm not sure why. But that's how it is.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)
I don't limit myself to UK residents.
Migrants and occasional visitors are fine too.
Like a hoopoe would be good.
But only if I seen it in the uk.
Going abroad to see one is cheating.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
Migrants and occasional visitors are fine too.
Like a hoopoe would be good.
But only if I seen it in the uk.
Going abroad to see one is cheating.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
they're all busy filming hilarious mockumentaries with ricky gervais
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, archived)
NEED!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_music#Discography
Speaking of which, what torrent site would you use, hypothetically, if your service provider was blocking access to the torrent site you normally use?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_music#Discography
Speaking of which, what torrent site would you use, hypothetically, if your service provider was blocking access to the torrent site you normally use?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
i know there was a tribe of them that lived in the long grass of some african plain.
they were called the F'ka-wei. Sometimes you'd see their heads as they jumped up and down in the long grass shouting "We're the F'ka-wei."
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
they were called the F'ka-wei. Sometimes you'd see their heads as they jumped up and down in the long grass shouting "We're the F'ka-wei."
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)
better than the friendly native americans i met on the nevada plain a few years back
the hi-ya howaya tribe
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
the hi-ya howaya tribe
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
the old ones are the old ones.
i told my daughter about the oomagoolie bird the other day. she gave me A Look.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
i told my daughter about the oomagoolie bird the other day. she gave me A Look.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, archived)
Jokes that I found funny as a kid just seem to annoy children these days
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, archived)
have you raised unpleasant humourless offspring?
or is your timing off so it loses its effectiveness?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
or is your timing off so it loses its effectiveness?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
GOOD MORNING ILLHIMPIC FUCK TARDS!!!
It's your day to be happy.
The sun is out, only three times so far this year!
Be prepared - Lots of loose totty with wobbly boobs on show.
Breathe, count to ten. above all, be British.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:55, archived)
It's your day to be happy.
The sun is out, only three times so far this year!
Be prepared - Lots of loose totty with wobbly boobs on show.
Breathe, count to ten. above all, be British.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:55, archived)
You're a little too fecking chirpy for this time of day.
Settle down man.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:59, archived)
Settle down man.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:59, archived)
LOLOLOLOLOL
yeah, that's a "thing" now, deleting threads is the new posting
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 7:03, archived)
yeah, that's a "thing" now, deleting threads is the new posting
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 7:03, archived)
Yup, it's Billy no Mates.
Doing the rounds.
I just managed to quaffer 9 bottles of Big Proof mmmmmmmm juice.
I could give you ALL a run for your money, easy....
Meet me behind the bike sheds. Bring two tabs. Fuckers.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:02, archived)
Doing the rounds.
I just managed to quaffer 9 bottles of Big Proof mmmmmmmm juice.
I could give you ALL a run for your money, easy....
Meet me behind the bike sheds. Bring two tabs. Fuckers.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:02, archived)
I just wrote a Perl script that refreshes b3ta every time someone posts on whatever page I'm on
*proud*
It polls b3tas servers without them even knowing...
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:19, archived)
*proud*
It polls b3tas servers without them even knowing...
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:19, archived)
my sleep pattern is fucked. have been off work for nearly 2 months after surgery.
mongychops hates me for being an attention-seeker, but there's fuck all else to do at 4am.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:22, archived)
mongychops hates me for being an attention-seeker, but there's fuck all else to do at 4am.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:22, archived)
I'm married and stable, love my life
If we need to get that over with. I'm not some crack whore smoking up some piss poor rock with horrible people around me or anything.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:25, archived)
If we need to get that over with. I'm not some crack whore smoking up some piss poor rock with horrible people around me or anything.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:25, archived)
The time sponsored by some of Canada is [EST] 11:26PM - so for me it is only supper time :)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:26, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:26, archived)
whoa there mister, were you expecting to cyber?
you fucking sicken me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:26, archived)
you fucking sicken me.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:26, archived)
HAHA fuck no.
Just merry banter. that's all I got.
-Loaded and ready.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:28, archived)
Just merry banter. that's all I got.
-Loaded and ready.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:28, archived)
So you must be fucked up if you're awake right now and living in Blighty.
Unless you're on nights
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:29, archived)
Unless you're on nights
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:29, archived)
so, Canada.
I heard you're all inbred french horsefuckers? and what is a 'big proof'?
(my brother lives in Minneapolis so is almost a canuck by default).
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:30, archived)
I heard you're all inbred french horsefuckers? and what is a 'big proof'?
(my brother lives in Minneapolis so is almost a canuck by default).
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:30, archived)
I'm a Brit, but yeah, they are all really strange here [sshhh]
All in all though, it's a good place to live.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:32, archived)
All in all though, it's a good place to live.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:32, archived)
I love North America. It's bloody huge and it does open your eyes.
Like really big, almost pupil bursting, if you follow.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:33, archived)
Like really big, almost pupil bursting, if you follow.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:33, archived)
so how come Canada? and where exactly?
and yes, it's 4.30 am here. fuck knows what I'm going to do when I go back to work in a couple of weeks. plus my boss got fired which adds an extra frisson of excitement.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:34, archived)
and yes, it's 4.30 am here. fuck knows what I'm going to do when I go back to work in a couple of weeks. plus my boss got fired which adds an extra frisson of excitement.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:34, archived)
I'm 42, worked all over the World, and met the most beautiful Canadian Woman, and realised it was time to bed down
So we did.
And here I am :D
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:36, archived)
So we did.
And here I am :D
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:36, archived)
What about you? I bumped into anamosities towards you before I recall.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:38, archived)
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:38, archived)
oh man did we fall out?
I'm a cantankerous bitch at the best of times. and these are not the best of times.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:43, archived)
I'm a cantankerous bitch at the best of times. and these are not the best of times.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:43, archived)
Nonononono
Sorry, I miss-typed that.-
I meant I have witnessed others talking down towards you.
Not myself.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:50, archived)
Sorry, I miss-typed that.-
I meant I have witnessed others talking down towards you.
Not myself.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:50, archived)
welp, being a girl brings certain responsibilities round here.
like being fat, and either pre-menstrual or menopausal or both at the same time. plus I have (roundly mocked) tattoos and am a mouthy bitch so really I deserve all I get.
it helps to remind myself that they all live with their mums and have orange dust from wotsits collecting in the cuffs of their jogging bottoms.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:57, archived)
like being fat, and either pre-menstrual or menopausal or both at the same time. plus I have (roundly mocked) tattoos and am a mouthy bitch so really I deserve all I get.
it helps to remind myself that they all live with their mums and have orange dust from wotsits collecting in the cuffs of their jogging bottoms.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 4:57, archived)
I could categorise my wife into one of those areas, but my youngest sister, holy fuck...that's one completely off the rails mouthy bitch.
I can relate.
Plus we live with three female cats.
It's all hormones.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:02, archived)
I can relate.
Plus we live with three female cats.
It's all hormones.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:02, archived)
not this one you don't.
but stick around and ride out the dickishness and come and stay! and join in with telling mono! to fuck off with his endlessly dull 'what I did in my holidays' threads that he posts every. single. fucking. day.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:04, archived)
but stick around and ride out the dickishness and come and stay! and join in with telling mono! to fuck off with his endlessly dull 'what I did in my holidays' threads that he posts every. single. fucking. day.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:04, archived)
I'm picturing rotund bearded fellows
Please excuse my definitions.
Especially if it does not apply to you, but if it does....[chortle]
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:03, archived)
Please excuse my definitions.
Especially if it does not apply to you, but if it does....[chortle]
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:03, archived)
O_O
Nice to meet you janet.
Soon I am going to kip. I have to be up at 6:00am which by my reconing is only 50 minutes on your clock.
Fuck.....
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:10, archived)
Nice to meet you janet.
Soon I am going to kip. I have to be up at 6:00am which by my reconing is only 50 minutes on your clock.
Fuck.....
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:10, archived)
well, it was nice to meet you.
plus, a conversation broke out there. amazing times. have good sleeps.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:16, archived)
plus, a conversation broke out there. amazing times. have good sleeps.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 5:16, archived)
REALLY FUCKING BORED OF THAT [sigh] NOW!!!
For fucks sake would someone NOT worried about the Spond or the Euro, give me a hand here?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:52, archived)
For fucks sake would someone NOT worried about the Spond or the Euro, give me a hand here?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:52, archived)
Even more bored of that
So, how many pubes did you manage to pluck from your anus tonight?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
So, how many pubes did you manage to pluck from your anus tonight?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
Bored of that now.
[smirk] Bunch of hoopla coco channels. You know who you are.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
[smirk] Bunch of hoopla coco channels. You know who you are.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:33, archived)
REALLY? No North American blood to stifle this wet clangly British yuk pissed off don't ever go there Tesco half arsed lick bottom get a life Olympics jism fuck off b3ta? nope - never heard of it.
I am a Brit living overseas before you talk to me like I am a piece of shit.
But by all means, carry on talking to me like a piece of shit.
I am shit.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:35, archived)
I am a Brit living overseas before you talk to me like I am a piece of shit.
But by all means, carry on talking to me like a piece of shit.
I am shit.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:35, archived)
I am literally on Massive Drugs.
Not the fun kind, though.
What are you up to?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:53, archived)
Not the fun kind, though.
What are you up to?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:53, archived)
Eek! - I used to do that. Now I'm married.
Only booze, not even smokes. I gave those up a year or so ago.
Where you from my man?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
Only booze, not even smokes. I gave those up a year or so ago.
Where you from my man?
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
I am in teh Antipodes, and supposed to be working.
It's just after lunchtime here.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:59, archived)
It's just after lunchtime here.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:59, archived)
Oh sweet. I'm in Canada but I may as well be right up your arse. That appears to be the thing around here....
May I ask what your choice of high is this evening, then I may be able to relate! :D
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
May I ask what your choice of high is this evening, then I may be able to relate! :D
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:03, archived)
Are you now in opposite points to where you were to begin with?
If so, maybe a little sleep will help.
Any place on Earth is the point on the Earth's surface which is diametrically opposite to it. Two points that are antipodal (/æntpdl/) to one another are connected by a straight line running through the centre of the Earth.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:05, archived)
If so, maybe a little sleep will help.
Any place on Earth is the point on the Earth's surface which is diametrically opposite to it. Two points that are antipodal (/æntpdl/) to one another are connected by a straight line running through the centre of the Earth.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 3:05, archived)
what war would you of liked to be fighting in, fought in, or fuck it, make your own war up ?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
I reckon invading Poland as a German in 1939 would probably have been a good laugh.
Failing that- invading Poland in 1939 as a Russian.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
Failing that- invading Poland in 1939 as a Russian.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:53, archived)
Napoleonic Wars (3rd coalition) as I'd loved to been witness to the Battle of Trafalgar.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
Also, if we had another war, say against Iran or something, and you were captured as a prisoner of war
what skill would you bring to the escape committee. As way of example, in Colditz they built a glider (although never managed to use it). In Stalag Luft III they managed to make civilan clothing out of the army issue clothing, as well as ID passes (inc photographs after they bribed a guard for the chemicals).
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
what skill would you bring to the escape committee. As way of example, in Colditz they built a glider (although never managed to use it). In Stalag Luft III they managed to make civilan clothing out of the army issue clothing, as well as ID passes (inc photographs after they bribed a guard for the chemicals).
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
i heard all forum mods are cunts, so they would take all the dicks, but then the posters are arseholes, and dicks fuck arseholes, and arseholes shit on dicks and cunts, look
www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:03, archived)
actually that's not quite true
"Bribery by cigarettes, coffee or chocolate usually worked. In one case, a less than intelligent guard provided key information for which he was paid in chocolate. The prisoner asked him to sign a receipt, explaining that it was necessary to account for the chocolate with the others in his mess group. The guard obliged, and was soon blackmailed into bringing in a camera and film, Bushell being quite ruthless in exploiting such opportunities."
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
"Bribery by cigarettes, coffee or chocolate usually worked. In one case, a less than intelligent guard provided key information for which he was paid in chocolate. The prisoner asked him to sign a receipt, explaining that it was necessary to account for the chocolate with the others in his mess group. The guard obliged, and was soon blackmailed into bringing in a camera and film, Bushell being quite ruthless in exploiting such opportunities."
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:05, archived)
the 1896 british campaign agains the Mahdist in Sudan
British dead: 700
Mahdi dead: 60,000
"whatever happens, we have got, the maxim gun, and he has not"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
British dead: 700
Mahdi dead: 60,000
"whatever happens, we have got, the maxim gun, and he has not"
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:01, archived)
I'd have fought in the fish wars against Iceland.
fucking hell, there are some well massive fatty fat fats on the telly right now.
fucking hell, ugh, too much gunt.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
fucking hell, there are some well massive fatty fat fats on the telly right now.
fucking hell, ugh, too much gunt.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:11, archived)
i'd b shit in a war
can i have been in an amazing orgy instead.
i'm not claiming to be an amazing lover, but i'm sure an orgy would be more enjoyable than a war
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
can i have been in an amazing orgy instead.
i'm not claiming to be an amazing lover, but i'm sure an orgy would be more enjoyable than a war
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
mongy quite fairly suggested you ignore each other. why are you trolling him?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
He's welcome to ignore me.
Why would that stop me posting here?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
Why would that stop me posting here?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
Hold on a minute!
I think I may have got it.
-Funny hand shakes here in certain threads, am I right?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
I think I may have got it.
-Funny hand shakes here in certain threads, am I right?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
Was that an order?
There certainly is a hierarchy of text-ness going on I see.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:01, archived)
There certainly is a hierarchy of text-ness going on I see.
( , Wed 23 May 2012, 2:01, archived)
The war on the war on terror.
Terror has been unfairly persecuted.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
Terror has been unfairly persecuted.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
Actually, the Hundred Years War.
If you're gonna have a war you want to be able to take your time and do it properly. If you try and rush things it ruins it, just look at the Falklands war.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
If you're gonna have a war you want to be able to take your time and do it properly. If you try and rush things it ruins it, just look at the Falklands war.
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
I think you can judge the success of a war by the quality of the poetry that comes out of it.
Does anyone know any good Falklands War poems?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
Does anyone know any good Falklands War poems?
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:27, archived)
in goose green the penguins flew
between the sheep, row on row
that mark our place and in the sky
the seagulls, still bravely croaking, fly
waiting to descend on the leftover chips
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:43, archived)
between the sheep, row on row
that mark our place and in the sky
the seagulls, still bravely croaking, fly
waiting to descend on the leftover chips
( , Tue 22 May 2012, 23:43, archived)
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