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DAY TWO.
/talk was boring yesterday, but not significantly more boring than usual. Logging out to see what I might have missed would be self-defeating, so would anyone like to volunteer as a control subject?

MOOD: alright
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:58, archived)
no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:05, archived)
OK.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:17, archived)
self defecating?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:17, archived)
If I soil myself, I'll be sure to post an exceptional update.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:40, archived)
I cannot wait

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)
It's events like this
that keep me coming back here
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:47, archived)
This place would be dead if I stopped threatening to shit myself.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:48, archived)
i had alpen for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:22, archived)
I haven't had any yet
i have left my wallet at home as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)
i dont think ive ever eaten that, not even for lols

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)
Oh man, you haven't lived.
Shit is unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:20, archived)
Why does a dog wag its tail?
Because no one else will wag it for him.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:17, archived)
giddyup a hoompapa hoompapa mowmow giddyup a hoompapa hoompapa mowmow
who likes televisions?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:28, archived)
people who like watching televisions
prick
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:31, archived)
don't mind me, I'm just killing time til the newsletter's here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:33, archived)
papa-papa-hoooo
a papa-oom-mow-mow a papa-oom-mow-mow
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:34, archived)
giddyup a hoompapa hoompapa mowmow giddyup a hoompapa hoompapa mowmow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVHQsmIaDBY
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:37, archived)
I don't like televisions

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:46, archived)
what DO you like then, gay bumsex probably

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:52, archived)
are they the only two options?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:54, archived)
What game do horses play?
Stable tennis.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:58, archived)
first

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:03, archived)
Lucifer, son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:05, archived)
so you claim

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:10, archived)
I think he's right on this one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:35, archived)
Morning's been and gone in some parts of the world,
and is yet to arrive in others. Nonetheless, I am inclined to believe The Doveston's assertion.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)
Why is it hard to fool a snake?
Because he has no leg to pull.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:14, archived)
BUMHOLES
I mean, morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:39, archived)
i hate you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:40, archived)
who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:52, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:05, archived)
morning
I have just been for a run
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:41, archived)
I hope you trod in dogshit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:53, archived)
I came close but i am swift of foot

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 8:02, archived)
What is white and fluffy and flies through the air?
A meringue-outang.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12, archived)
kuntz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9duSZL_-mM
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:29, archived)
What did the whisky say when water was poured into the glass?
I'm diluted to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:00, archived)
yaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:06, archived)
Who is the biggest lady in America?
Mrs Sippy.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 0:22, archived)
hey let's have a sing along
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QskjZIJYGRA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:03, archived)
i don't like that song, pick something better

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
i prefer frank sidebottom

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:12, archived)
k

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLiW-_KIz7o
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
sorted, that's more like it

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:23, archived)
tekkers
whats the plan this weekend i feel like i need a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:48, archived)
saturday night pubbins?
can't do friday night soz
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:02, archived)
might go paaaartaaaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:07, archived)
oh yeah, forgot about that
better dress smart for the doctor
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:12, archived)
might not go,
get some iced buns in instead
eat some iced buns
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
i need to ask some questions regarding tinder protocol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)
well, the expert will be there on saturday
probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:25, archived)
What sort of questions?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 7:39, archived)
questions about the protocol regarding tinder

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 11:52, archived)
Not in my remit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
hey, monster munch has 2.0'd me, wat do

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)
If monster munch 2.0'd me I'd consider suicide.
So maybe that.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
what about if i 2.0'd you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
Dunno who you are, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)
yeah you do, you silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
Luv u babz
x
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:21, archived)
I think you're probably alright not really giving a shit, tbh

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:24, archived)
his loss innit, he'll be missing out on some quality internet posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:27, archived)
its ok he updates us about how his blocking you has impacted his life
so i will relay that information to you if you like
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:29, archived)
I'd be grateful if you would do that

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:44, archived)
Tell tale tattler.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
that's the kind of attitude that has fucked ireland

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:54, archived)

This is your favourite song.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
no it's not i'm not even sure i have one song that is my favourite one i'm not sure that's a realistic proposition

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
What does a famous vampire get through the post?
Fang mail.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:11, archived)
haha was it delivered at two thirty?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:25, archived)
back now, what happened on eastenders in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)
eastenders never ends,
despite the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
What does a policeman eat when he has arrested someone?
Irish stew (in the name of the law)!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)
what's green and got four legs and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:14, archived)
What does a kettle suffer from?
Boils.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/1128065
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
66th member reporting in

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
Woah!
where the fuck is my name then?

www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:01, archived)
Should be near the top of the list now
yet still nothing
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:02, archived)
it updates at midnight
also, get bent
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:03, archived)
Christ what sort of spastic gaylord gives a fuck about that?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:10, archived)
The second section has a grammatical error.
This affects me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
^^

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:13, archived)
Which wild animal would you find on the lawn, dressed up in smart clothes?
A dandelion.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)
Which animal might you be if you were unsure of the answer in a game of "cat or pillar?"
a caterpiller
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:16, archived)
hey let's have a sing along
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QskjZIJYGRA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
What did the spook say when it learned about haunting?
It just ghost to show!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
My cats love to watch Winterwatch.
What do your cats like to watch on tv?

Dog owners are not invited to participate in this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
I don't have a dog but I used to have a cat,dead cat now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
That's so sad, how awful for you. :(
It's put a right downer on this whole thread tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:30, archived)
i feel a bit sad now what can we do to lighten the mood?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:35, archived)

Kill some dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
Maybe tell some jokes, I've still got loads left.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)
GO!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
What kind of fish is yellow and lonely?
A lemon sole.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
brilliant
Next
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
What is a sleeping pill for cattle called?
A bulldozer.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:46, archived)
splendid

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
What do you call a ghost that reads meters?
An inspectre.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:58, archived)
I seriously don't think I can cope with anymore

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
what's green and smells like blue paint?
Green paint
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
what's green and invisible and smells like blue paint?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
invisible green paint!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind
think about it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:47, archived)
that's like saying penalty fines make the whole world penniless.
obviously rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
No it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:54, archived)
it is if the fine is for stealing money

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:55, archived)
No. It isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:59, archived)
how isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:00, archived)
That's a malformed question.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:04, archived)
you'll be a malformed question in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 22:05, archived)
it was along time ago
I am over it now
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:38, archived)
Oh good. Good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:39, archived)
thanks thanks a lot for that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:43, archived)
x

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
thnx bbz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
Mews at 10

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:42, archived)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:49, archived)
I'm fucking gatecrashing it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)

this comes highly recommended by relevant parties www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-bEtoNzGHY
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
great
now my cat is wanking. Thanks Obama.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:51, archived)
I've seen your cats...those cats....leave the footage running, while they are distracted it will give you time to escape

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)
I played that to my cats once. Never again.
Fuckers were launching themselves at the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:53, archived)

the best bit is when one of them flies away and the cat follows the expected trajectory off the edge of the screen and across the room, then looks a bit puzzled for a while
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:56, archived)
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
lol j/k, I don't really have any coconuts

still, makes you think doesn't it, you never know who you're chatting with online do you

cunts
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:25, archived)
What goes 'croak croak' in the mist?
A froghorn.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
coconuts kill more people than guns, probably

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:28, archived)
watching eastenders, haven't seen ian beale yet
or phil mitchell
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:52, archived)
a: why?
b: who?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
i don't know why, i think i'm going to leave the house instead
grant mitchell's brother
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:56, archived)
good news is i've got no work left until next week

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
a: good idea.
b: who?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:58, archived)
i think danny dyer is unhappy that his daughter is dating a black man

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
a: who?
b: why?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:59, archived)
Because they're an inferior species.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:03, archived)
k: why?
jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:05, archived)
I'm watching a thing about chipmunks and sniggering every time they mention nuts.
Teeheehee. Nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:07, archived)
I'm eating salty nuts
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
Tee hee hee.
Nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
i think doveston has gone out
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:22, archived)
thats alright then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 20:44, archived)
k

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
^ GHEY ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 21:16, archived)
don't let's start a fight

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:44, archived)
let's start a LOVE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:49, archived)
finally a new thread
i was starting to get nervous
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
What sort of phone calls do vicars make?
Parson to parson.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:52, archived)
what is danny devito's least favourite state levy on income?
taxis (taxes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
How do you start a jelly race?
Get set!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
What do you get if you cross danny devito with rhea perlman?
Lucy Chet, Grace Fan and Jacob Daniel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
that is clever because it is framed as a joke but is actually factual

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
Thanks, SSG.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
What do you call a crowd of roadworkers falling down a hill?
A navvylanche!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:13, archived)
And there's a charming subtext of short people having sexual intercourse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:07, archived)
What's small and green, and does a good turn every day?
A boy sprout.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:11, archived)
This isn't Peter Serafinowicz's new joke book, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
Yes, it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:30, archived)
what did the llama say when invited on a picnic?
alpaca lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:18, archived)
the past, the present, and the future walk(ed) into a bar.
it was tense.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:23, archived)
a few poles went into a bar with rope and pieces of canvas,
it was tents.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
Where do they make laws with holes in them?
The Houses of Polomint!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:32, archived)
One of my all time faves.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:28, archived)
Top work with the pub toilet comment.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:29, archived)
Why is it dangerous to grit the roads?
It gets in the cats' eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:33, archived)
why should you be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
so that you don't step in a poodle
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:44, archived)
What's ET short for?
Because he's got little legs
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:34, archived)
What dashes through the desert carrying a bedpan?
Florence of Arabia.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:38, archived)
why did the roadrunner cross the road?
meep!meep!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)
hey as /talk's most prolific poster I think I should start a new thread and you should all vote it onto the populol page kthxbai

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:24, archived)
I'll take that as a yes

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
cool quote bro
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
wank wank wank wanky wanky wank wank

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
I see that talk has 65 members now

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:28, archived)
Soon we'll be bigger than the facebooks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:29, archived)
Just posting to secure my place on /stats.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:13, archived)
Anything for yo cupcake.

(#1, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:27, archived)
thanks hunny bun

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
sorry I dont know who you are

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
its frank

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:34, archived)
ah I need to talk to him

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:37, archived)
nows your chance

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
it's too late now the damage is done

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:41, archived)
whats for dinnerm

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
dog hair

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
might get some pickles and eat some pickles

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
pickled what?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:44, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
pickles, duh

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:00, archived)

Pickles may refer to :
- A pickled cucumber, the food most commonly referred to as a pickle, which can be sour or mild.

- Other vegetables that have been pickled
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:04, archived)
fucking hell are you a thicky

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:07, archived)
Don't know what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:20, archived)
makes sense

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
I expect he's eating some of those, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
also
- a term of affection

- a shrivelled winky
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:25, archived)
clickin dis
just so something goes on the populol page
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
You've had a good run this time round...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:39, archived)
my theory is that
talk is just the same person posting everything.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
including this?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
and this!

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:57, archived)
haha top theory!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:55, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:56, archived)
In centuries to come people will be talking about this theory
and will have forgotten all that boring irrelevant crap Einstein came out with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:01, archived)
I already have
silly Einstein, maths is for numbers not letters!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:37, archived)
sometimes it is

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 17:03, archived)
That's just a shit variation on the 'everybody is baldmonkey' theory

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:23, archived)
What do you get if you cross a potato with an onion?
A spud with watery eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:54, archived)
How can you tell a successful farmer?
He's out standing in his field!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:48, archived)
"does anyone want to buy some sweets, they're for..."
"no, fuck off val"
"..a young girl who has lung cancer"
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:55, archived)
Val seems silly, sweets can't help with lung cancer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
unless they are chlamydia sweets
Takes your mind off the cancer for a bit innit
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:04, archived)
this doesn't make any sense

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:05, archived)
YOU DONT MAKE ANY SENSE
GLOMPS!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
so like, all successful farmers just stand in their fields?
doesn't sound like a good way to become successful tbh, unless you're judging success on someone's ability to stand in a field.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:13, archived)
Scarecrow is an important job, y'know.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
Yeah that works.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:32, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:18, archived)
you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:21, archived)
and your freedom

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
woah, less of the bad language please

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:22, archived)
:O
I thought you were dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:31, archived)
i am
wooooooooo, etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
*screams*
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
as if you didn't do a girly scream as soon as you saw my username
yeah, i s'pose. you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:45, archived)
Yeah ok

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
well, glad we're all caught up
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
afternoon

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:04, archived)
is it 100% afternoon?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
totes

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:24, archived)
what's for lunch shitears?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
afternoon
I might have a bacon sarnie
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:22, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:27, archived)
edgy

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:33, archived)
Yeah right.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:40, archived)
alright seb dunno whether to go subway or keeeebab it's quite the dilemma

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:52, archived)
is it?
I hadn't noticed. So it is.
(#1, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:18, archived)
ive got some fruit pastiles, they are alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:32, archived)
I fucking haven't, you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:04, archived)
you should get some, they are alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:33, archived)
FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 13:34, archived)
bit harsh

(#1, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 14:05, archived)
Can someone say something funny please, popular page is looking a bit bare
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:14, archived)
WILLIES

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
Fucksocks

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:27, archived)
b3ta stopped being funny in 09

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
/b/ was never good

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
How are a piano and a tuna fish different?
You can't tuna fish!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:55, archived)
hey it was raining here earlier but it's stopped now and it's quite sunny

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:58, archived)
do one

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:00, archived)
seriously, it's lovely out there, nice sunshine

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:21, archived)
that's not a very nice thing to say is it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:23, archived)
k

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:26, archived)
I don't get why you just keep posting the same few phrases over and over every day

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:32, archived)
 yeah, I don't care, soz

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
k

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
some guy was going on about how he had you on ignore
and it made the board better
i dunno i'm thinking maybe i might try it
he sounded cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:01, archived)
make sure you start a thread letting us all know when you have done it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:05, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt1630029/
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:11, archived)
I don't know what that means

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:27, archived)
it means the best film ever just got ten times better

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:29, archived)
I haven't seen it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:39, archived)
it's really good, Michelle Rodriguez is in it and that's a sure sign you're in for a quality piece of cinematic entertainment

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:59, archived)
I don't know who that is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
neither do I

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:18, archived)
*googles*
She's alright, bit baby-faced mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
I didn't notice her face when I googled

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:32, archived)
lol yeah women would be loads better if they just had an extra tit instead of a face

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
hey was it monster munch, I just checked in another browser and yeah, he seems to have me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
you didn't include any form of percentage in your weather report
bit of a let-down
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:02, archived)
oh ok, it was 100% raining here earlier but it's 100% stopped now and it's 100% quite sunny

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
raining hard here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:07, archived)
yeah, I don't care, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:09, archived)
nearly my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:35, archived)
chinky birds' fannies open up sideways

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:59, archived)
woah, that's quite a large amount of oregano right there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
its very moorish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:18, archived)
Oregano's more of a European thing, Moorish would be mint and coriander.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:43, archived)
dear mongy,
you really must come up and visit me soon.

love,
tangledupinblue
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:19, archived)
is it up north? im a bit scared of up north

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:21, archived)
It's in the middle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
you are Brian Sewell AICMFP

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:26, archived)
nah he likes dogs, i fucking hate dogs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:33, archived)

ing hate

lololol
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:44, archived)
some dreadful council estate bitch just walked past nad let her dog shit in the street right opposite, might follow her home and report her to the filth now
just for the lulz
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:46, archived)
I hope you get sunburn

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
cancer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:45, archived)
What a horrible thing to say, of course I don't hope he gets cancer.
I just hope he gets really, really bad sunburn so he spends the rest of his life worrying that he will get cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:49, archived)
this is a much worse fate
Playing the old waiting game
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:24, archived)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:58, archived)
hey it was sunny here earlier but it's looking like it might rain now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:57, archived)
hoje minha garganta está muito inflamada

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:01, archived)
sim bem eu tenho uma ressaca tão Nós todos temos nossas cruzes para levavam

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:08, archived)
punheteiro

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:16, archived)
picada

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 11:17, archived)
What do you get if you cross a hyena with an Oxo cube?
An animal that makes a laughing stock of itself!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:57, archived)
DAILY MOD UPDATE:
Bunch of dog fingerers
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
k, I don't know where you're getting this information from but it's probably libellous, just sayin

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
I didn't say WHICH mods were dog fingerers though, did I?
It's all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:56, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
This should come as a shock to no one.
Particularly the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 10:08, archived)
How is a doormat related to a doorstep?
It's a step farther!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 18:58, archived)
DAILY MOOD UPDATE:
pensive
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:35, archived)
Pens you've what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:38, archived)
stuck up his arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:41, archived)
Anyone interested in preordering my coffee table book?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:44, archived)
Oh,
well we've all done that, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
aww chin up buttercup

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
Not sure I can handle all this responsibility.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:48, archived)
ballsy

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:49, archived)

b p
l
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:18, archived)
What goes up but can't come down?
An umbrella in a chimney.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
knickers

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 8:59, archived)
knicker lover

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:00, archived)
yo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
yeah alright sebastian

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:11, archived)
alright

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, archived)
knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:13, archived)
knackers

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:31, archived)
what does kneckers mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:31, archived)
Something German and unimagineably obscene.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:53, archived)
fuck yeah

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 9:55, archived)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she saw a man laying bricks and wanted to know how he did it!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)

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