BREAKING NEWSi have to go and release a field mouse from a trap in a friend's house. how far away does it need to be to get completely lost and not come back?
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Just go to your nearest field(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:51,
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Oh right, and sentence it to an eventual horrific combine harvester death why not just drop it into a food mixer right now
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Vegans should avoid food containing cereal crops, almost certainly there's bits of animals in there(, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:17, archived)
People who are allergic to cockroaches have to avoid ground coffee because of the frequent inclusion of cockroach body parts(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:37,
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that's what makes it delicioushow do you find out you're allergic to cockroaches and not just coffee?
you'd have to eat a cockroach on its own to find out i guess.
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I said 'field', not 'Wurzels festival'.(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:30,
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The fieldmouse is a small rodent native to Europe. It is the fastest land animal, capable of running at 80 to 128 km/h (50 to 80 mph), and as such has several adaptations for speed, including a light build, long thin legs and a long tail.
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Oh tier 4 sounds exciting, good old london getting special treatment (, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)
My brother will be over the moon, he cant stand his in laws, and I just walked through Leicester sq and its fucking packed with cunts jammed together (, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:27, archived)
Still in tier 2 up in the frozen north, gonna get substantial’d into oblivion (
Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:32,
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I know a few pubs in london doing outdoor pints but it's too bloody cold, ok during the 1st lockdown (, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:42, archived)
Bit disappointed you've allowed a 20ft menorah in Trafalgar square (, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 8:35, archived)
I've woken up with this on the brain youtu.be/AH7pOUm5s9k
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 10:02,
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I got a little overseasonal last night Ouch
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 10:09,
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^gonna finish this coffee then get back on it I reckon
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:25,
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Only a week to go. Suppose I should buy a bottle of Baileysand a turkey crown and some veg.
What's your xmas day tipple?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 19:41,
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More like Xmas day NIPPLE amirite? Anyway in answer to your question probably some Scotch or Bourbon(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 20:11,
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Do you have to make do with a plastic one?(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:29,
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Usually white wine (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:04,
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Oh, you know. Couple of Breezers. Intravenous heroin. Maybe a G&T if I'm feeling naughty. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:19,
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It flies into your circulatory system and makes a mess of your hormones and amino acids.(, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:20, archived)
Hearty internet lols from 2006:b3ta.com/talk/1504425
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:56,
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Bucks fizz in the morning, cider and/or ale through the day. Liqueurs after Christmas dinner, then scotch and/or cognac to finish off the day.
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Dunno but I'm gonna celebrate becoming covid-proof* today by drinking everything in the house.*technically I'm not covid-proof until after the second dose but I'm pretty sure that's just a lie that Pfizer put out so they can sell more vaccines.
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Good shout, alcohol will attack the nanobots and stop them embeddingyou'll pass them with urine
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Did you see them kicking off at Stanford HospitalBecause out of 5,000 vaccines, they only gave 7 to residents? While significantly more were given to senior doctors who don't deal with covid patients, and managers/administrators?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:31,
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Time. Has. Stood. Still.ffs come ON 'end of the day'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 15:57,
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It's only just struck four when do you finish?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:04,
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supposed to be 6pm but I think I'm going to bin it off in the next couple of minutesI've just poured myself a large bourbon
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:26,
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it means no curries for the rest of your days(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:45,
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Right, that is me finished now until the 29thThank the fucking lord
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:43,
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I'm going In only having the 25th and 26th off, might as well if the pubs are shut. I'm even in 27th (, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:50, archived)
I booked all this off as I thought jr was coming for the week :(I will have to occupy my time fannying about in the kitchen/on the smoker and getting wazzed instead
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 16:57,
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Yeah shit that , doubt I'll see my two for more than a brief visit , normally go crayford dogs boxing day (, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)
There's somebody at the door! There's somebody at the door!**yes there is m8, fucking Yewtree. Rod Hull was defo a nonce I reckon.
Just wanted to say that.
It's nearly the afternoon now, might treat myself to a work sherry. I've got a lovely looking fino in for xmas.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:52,
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trying to see through next door's bathroom window, the dirty old cunt(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:56,
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all those people who go around saying life begins at 40, they're notable by their absence.The nerve.
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Have realised that any e-mails I send now won't be read until JanuarySo what's the point in sending them? Christmas starts here.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 11:58,
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Gutted(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 9:35,
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It officially starts for me at 6pmCan't fucking wait.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:02,
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I checked out mentaly a long time ago Nothing gets done in December.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:31,
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If you tear your house apartyou might find some whisky.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:17,
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InterestingI'd love to find something like that
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:30,
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what sits in the corner and goes sshhShhSHHHHhshhhshshhHSHHhshhsssss?rod hull's tv
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how does Rod Hull do his laundry?with Aerial and Bounce
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:00,
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why did rod hull die when he fell off his roof?cos he lived in a fucking windmill
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What were Rod Hull's last words?"Emu, grab onto that fucking gutter!"
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My arm still fucking hurts (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 13:42,
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Let's all move to CornwallTier One
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:30,
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While the North is fucked over once againThe only good thing about this is schadenfreude at all the dickheads who voted this govt in and are now being unceremoniously shafted, their faces eaten off by the very leopards they put into power.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:35,
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yeah, if only Jeremy Corbyn was in charge!!!Maybe with 'negative He-Man' crunching the numbers to keep the economy going!!!!
THEN we'd be OK!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:48,
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just to be clear I am no fan of the current government but having Student Grant and the Red Wedge All-stars running tings right now would surely be worse(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:49,
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my local MP was on the Corbyn front bench.She had the bad luck to knock on my door for a chat when it was the Euro elections.
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that poor womanI bet you invited her in and trapped her for hours going on about 'snapbacks' and endlessly repeating the same two Alan Partridge quotes until she lost the will to live - before delivering your coup de grace: singing a medley of 'nu metal' classics whilst skipping in a circle, clad in a pair of ludicrous voluminous trousers.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:33,
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I didn't vote for you, because your then-boss was a hopeless cretin(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:00, archived)
They’re all hopelessI used to live a few doors down from Tim Farron, god-bothering aside he’s a pretty decent bloke but totally unequipped to lead a party, never mind govern the country. The Lib Dem’s are so irrelevant now I haven’t a clue who the current leader is
tl:dr politicians eh, what are they like
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:01,
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Hey, don't knock the Labour left.They're doing the vital work of disrupting and holding to account the REAL enemy: Labour centrists. Once they're vanquished forever, they can start on the Lib Dems. Then the SNP and the Greens. By 2060, they should be ready to start taking on the Tories.
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Labour's infighting is an absolute messBut this is a revisionist history. It was Labour centrists who spent the past few years fighting bitterly against their own party rather than putting on a united front against the Tories. That was a disaster. Right now there is far less at stake (politically).
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 10:26,
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Indeed, and I don't think I said that wasn't the casebut right now it's the Labour left who are fighting bitterly against their own party. (I mean, Corbyn's self-sabotage over the antisemitism report looked to me like a blatant attempt to goad Starmer into suspending him, and I reckon he's delighted that it worked.)
The difference is that the centrists have a slightly better chance of forming a government following a vote by the great unwashed. Corbyn's fan club never seems to be able to grasp that his popularity within their bubble doesn't increase the size of that bubble enough to win an election.
Or maybe we should just reinstate Jeremy as leader, and see if it's third time lucky.
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It wouldn't have been any worseCould have been a lot better. We'll never know.
Not sure where you get he idea Corbyn is economically illiterate from. Labour's manifesto was coherent and well costed. The people claiming it involved too much borrowing have now turned around and borrowed significantly more money, but instead of doing so to benefit the country they're doing so to corruptly enrich their mates.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 10:16,
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Labour still lost the election heavily, though.It was their job to convince enough people that their manifesto was sound. If they failed to do that, that was their failure, not everyone else's.
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are you sure, telly reception can be quite poor down there(
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I think if all of us went there all that would achieve is making Cornwall tier 3 as well(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 17:00, archived)
cool, we can upload our waqui antics to flickr or something (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:06,
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I want to move to Dorset Lovely place
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 22:47,
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hullo wang-dangler's, Queef here with an afternoon thread for yo' assesnice and sunny here, going for a stroll in the park in a bit.
what are you going to do in a bit?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:06,
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I'm delivering a Complaints training session via Zoom at 2pm so about to iron one of my pink shirts lol(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:08, archived)
well you get enough complaints on here, no wonder you're an expert(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:11,
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said the man in the poorly ironed pink £11.99 Sainsbury's shirt(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 18:19,
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I'm struggling to find out why this fucking building has no hot water , so probably go home (, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)
It's usually just an 'H' or a red dot.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 17 Dec 2020, 14:38,
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Keep in mind the foood immunity when deciding what extended family to meet in 8 days time(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:21, archived)
As of today I've finished work for Christmas so I'm hitting the substantials right now(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 15:37,
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end of tomorrow for meI have so much booze and grub in, it's fucking ridiculous, especially as it'll just be two of us
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 16:12,
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We’re all self isolating for a week so B-Real can bring his nana over for a slice of turkey crown on the big day, better lock up the sherry lol (, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 7:37, archived)
morning and happy birthday pope francis on december 17 which is his birthday(
broadsword, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 9:00,
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These days, if you say "ellen page", you get arrested and thrown in jail(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 12:01, archived)
Biden said the other day that it was time to "turn the page", which I'm pretty sure is hate speech.(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 12:09, archived)
When you're president-elect, they let you do it. You can grab 'em by the base.(, Thu 17 Dec 2020, 12:42, archived)
Dunno, I opened a new tab and suddenly got confronted with an article that may interest me"What is deadnaming and how you're probably already doing it and why you're worse than hitler for not already knowing about these things"
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Afternoon, wanker'sHow's it going?
I was going through some old photos and found one of banned poster dozer from the mid 90s:
bit.ly/34iGFCl
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 12:36,
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Not very practical for walking, no wonder he's waiting for the bus(, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 12:50, archived)
I've just had a gander at the video to see if it was as bad as I rememberedNope, not at all.
At least 50 times worse.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:18,
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we're talking about the Goombay Dance Band here, aren't we(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 17:44,
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Just leave it mate, you're out of your depth(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 23:23,
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I never had pants like thator trousers even
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:22,
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pull the other oneit's got 18 yards of denim on it
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:30,
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Very cold and very quiet Looking forward to getting my new tattoo tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:35,
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then you'll finally have both buttocks tatooed(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 13:39,
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I'm getting it on my arm, not my arse (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 16:18,
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My elbow hasn't got a biohazard sign on it (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 17:16,
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I want a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattooed on it, and I want it on my butt(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 17:27,
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that Monk's Dream tshirt by Printed Goods is sold out in my size, DEVISTAYTED(, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 10:21, archived)
sorry I bought their last one, but didn't like it so I cut it up for dishrags(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 11:24,
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happy birthday 250th Ludwig van Beethoven(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 10:55,
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MorningIs this the brb-approved racist thread, or the other one? I can't keep track of which racists he wanks over.
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we're all racists here, m8, come and join in with a bit of ethnically pure internet bantz(, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:44, archived)
morning queef-o, fuck yeah wednesday before wednesday before christmas(
broadsword, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 8:45,
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Who would you snog under the b3ta mistletoe?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 17:46,
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Nobody, there's a global pandemic going on you see.But knowing that I'm safe, I'd spunk over the lot of you. Especially the racists.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 17:54,
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Dear God, man, you really are impressing precisely no-one with this charade.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:57,
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Incorrect.I am keeping myself entertained for one. That said, I couldn't really bring myself to spunk over any of you.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 23:49,
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physical contact with people outside of your immediate household, member(, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:03, archived)
Not really(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 21:27,
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brb, while wearing my Proud Boys t-shirt(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:24,
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Hes a modern day martin luther king, Nelson Mandela sent him a text before he died asking him to overturn forum apartheid (, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:41, archived)
martin luther king jr. !!!why do people always forget that? otherwise you may be referring to someone completely different.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:52,
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Because it's some stupid American wank? And no child should be called junior (, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 18:54, archived)
fRaNkEnStEiN wAs ThE sCiEnTiSt HuRr DuRr(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:05,
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I actually read that book, years ago penguin did classics for a quid . Its shit (, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:42, archived)
It's got comedy valuein that a monster made from bits of corpses comes to life mentally fully formed rather than as a blank slate or childlike, and immediately starts spouting off philosophy bollocks
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Mary SMELLY *I* call her!!!You're right though, it's rubbish
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:23,
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It's not called 'Superman 1' you IDIOT!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:24,
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ffs everyone knows it was superman, supererman, superestman and then superspiderguardian: the quickening(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:44,
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Benedict Cumberbatch (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:10,
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Hahaha, surely you mean Bendydick Cucumberpatch, ahahahaha!!!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:33,
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Oh man imagine being that witty!!!Classic!!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:20,
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beats mehe looks like an alien and can't say the word 'penguin' properly
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 19:56,
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It's the cheekbones mostly (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 16 Dec 2020, 6:55,
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some of his pics were genuinely sinister(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 21:05,
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nonce *and* chubby-chaser, congratulations (
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:25,
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Legal Noncing for Dummies, by The Guffalo(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 20:50,
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^Loki bullying (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 14:08,
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Afternoon I am in a disgustingly good mood today
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 13:15,
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your scientists would have sorted covid straight awayno ethics or safety concerns and an endless supply of disposable human guinea pigs can achieve wonders
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what's the difference between goth girls and goth blokes?ABOUT FIVE STONE!!!!!!!!
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Chenck yourself before you Renck yourself(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 12:37,
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Could be worse mate, could be the fella at charing cross getting chest compressions I just went past , good morning (, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:20, archived)
As one tramp was threatening to fuck up another tramp if he died family might not be an issue (, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 10:37, archived)
Hard to believe the day is finally upon usBack in 2016 it seemed like it would never come, even though the turkeys did express themselves in a free and democratic referendum
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:45,
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www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/adults-who-say-sleeps-instead-of-days-told-to-pack-it-in-20170711131613
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 15 Dec 2020, 10:00,
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And it seems to me you lived your life like there's covid in the wind(, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 11:02, archived)
She's into superstition, FIVEGEE and William Gates
She's made a clear decision, to deny the infection rates
Of science she's suspicious, restrictions and complyin'
Vaccines are made of foetus, or so she read online
She wants to take her mask off and go shouting 'bout a hoax
That lizards want to inject tech to remote control old folks
And her theories sound like jokes
Online, offline, now, being a lockdown moaner
Slowly wears you down, parroting bullshit shown her
Knows the secret Truth, and she hates to be a loner
She won't stop until, the sheeple have woke from 'rona
She's saying Covid is faux now
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Jack Nicklaus' granddaughter just got married To someone called Todger Strank. I bet he hates his parents
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 11:46,
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fucking WAZZING it down heremight have to get into the Christmas spirits so I don't have to gwan a'shop.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 16:57,
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Fucking tier 3 I'm properly depressed here, I dont like this time of year anyway, and now this (, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:01, archived)
probably cos of all the people still going out all the timeto pubs and stuff...
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Rishi's faulteat out to help give our bored hospital staff something to do
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Illuminati at it again. Full lockdown in Jan, new deadlier strain of the virus in Feb/March. April/May they'll start messing about with the 'covid relief payments' so thru don't run out of money, massive civil unrest and food shortages over summer, then they'll seriously push the vaccine by giving debt relief to people who take it and restricting people who don't. Then by December 2021 we'll all start tio forget that this isn't normal. Bloody extraterrestrial lizard people from Saturn, they just won't let up.
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Oh so your some sort of fucking science cunt now ate you, fuck off please. This forum has become even more unusable since you returned as s beaker, I hope you get cancer of the spine (, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:54, archived)
Pissed down here this morning Stopped now, thank fuck
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 17:25,
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what a coincidence, it's WAZZING it down here tooI'm going to go out in it regardless because I haven't been outside all day.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 18:02,
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that bottle of york gin arrived, I was curious about their Roman fruits one but thought it looked really fuckin gay so didnae bother lol(, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 19:02, archived)
ohgin is not something I look at often tbh
first I'd heard of it
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what are Roman fruits anyway?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:06,
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just looked up their website, they're appropriately displaying the bottle next to a massive helmet(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:20,
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what, the attention-seeking helmet or the shit and pointless rum?(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 21:09,
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I smashed a pack of butter and a bottle of sailor jerry's over the weekend doing hot buttered rum.Also pre-marinated Jerk Chicken, made rice and pea and a biryani for when I see my parents over christmas, meaning I can clock off on friday and smash the knackers off it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 20:58,
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Seems like everyone in London taking the piss with the covid restrictions has lead to a massive increase in infections:shockedface:
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:00,
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That's what I'm doing , might be off the substantial at midnight tonight or Wednesday (, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:05, archived)
Woah, no wayNext you'll be suggesting there's some sort of cause and effect thing at work here
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 13:30,
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Yes My new wet room is finished, I've got Christmas sorted, new tattoo Thursday and a bottle of Gordon's for when I get home
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 14:20,
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I can't eat turkey Christmas day at the parent's house, boxing day at my sister's and new year's day back at my parent's house again. No festive food shopping for me!
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 14:57,
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happy International Monkey Day, everbody!(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 0:04,
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Yay!Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Dec 2020, 8:06,
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