just dreampt i had to do a poo in a car parkand 60 seconds down in the ocean finding treasure
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the tail is connected to the... butt plugthe butt plug's connected to the... asshole
the asshole's connected to the... weeb man
come on sing it with me
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My sister died 2 years ago this Christmas day If I can still enjoy Christmas, anyone can
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Knees bend, arms stretch, die from COVID(
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Not me m8, I'm immune.I do wonder about the government's strategy vaccinating front line clinical staff and the over 80s. It's possible that they're letting everyone else die from COVID and then doctors like me can repopulate the planet with our superior genes.
Just finished a long shitty day on call but I've had a couple of glasses of wine now and I'm totally up for a bit of repopulating.
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Siegfried & Roy of the Rovers, weirdest cross-over ever(
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6pm tomorrow guy'sdon't forget the doorstep clap for santa, to thank him for all his hard work and sacrifice this year
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Oh, is that that hilarious one by Kunt?Hahahahaha, it's hilarious. And so true, Boris Johnson is a cunt! I can't wait until it gets to number 1 and destroys the government.
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Time now for our resident humourist Kunt, the musical cartoonist from the internet, to roast the hell out of everybody with his 'comedy' singles.(, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:16, archived)
Thanks dribble. This week, the prime minister is a fucking cunt. *Puts on 'comedy' wig* BORIS JOHNSON IS A FUCKING CUNT(
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Which member of Limp Bizkit is great at making tunnels?Wes Boreland!!!
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Which member of Limp Bizkit masterminded the unification of Germany in 1871, and served as its first chancellor until 1890?John Otto Eduard Leopold, Prince of Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg, known as John Otto von Bismarck!!!
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WWI happened because an Austrian got shotWWII happened because an Austrian didn't get shot
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So what I think you’re saying is, if we nuke Austria right now, we can avoid WWIII altogether(
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No that would cause itand then not doing it a second time would cause WWIV
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You can’t call it a plan if you do it every day, it’s just normal. You don’t need a plan for normal. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 21:42,
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Who was the biggest variety performer of the Shakespearean era?Bruce Forsooth!!!
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What do you get if you cross the presenter of The Generation Game with a hairy sickle?Bruce Fur Scythe!!!
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Morning can fuck right off (
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Alright MongyI can categorically say that the samsung galaxy watch 3 is the best watch that money can buy. All other watches are shit and rubbish.
Quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to be seen wearing any other watch now.
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You can't tell me what to do You're not my real dad
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I bet you have earned prizez for your obzervational zkillz(
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hey watch your tongue that's queef, he's kind of a big deal around herewell not really, but watch your tongue it's right in my earhole
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I don't believe you aspirate your "h"'syou say 'ave, innit?
example: (Queef: "Oy fokkin' 'ave." [I fucking have])
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unless you pronouce i.e. H(eych)MVwhich is the only proper way
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alright, "AitchMV"pronounced, surely. but that's not your name
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but thank you for correcting me, a mere Continentalist, what do I knowamirite
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might I get mugged or worse just because I'm a foreigner?(
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How the fuck is amrica candyland oxford street an essential shop (, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:26, archived)
If you say its name three times, it appears in the mirror behind you(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 12:28,
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Maybe it's a govt plan to kill off some additional peasants with mega-covid(
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Philomenas is still doing alfresco pints, and I was informed they are open xmas day (, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)
mild enough to be worth a go I'd say Torrential rain incoming mind you
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I had a couple, it's the lack of toilets that is the issue, sitting on the train busting (, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 14:41, archived)
Quentin blake illustrated a tale of a lad on a moving train weeing in a hat and then emptying it out of the windowinto a signalman's face
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hullo Adolf meine kleine kinder**I didn't do German, learnt all mine from Commando and Warlord comics so this may be gibberish
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ysmoked a gammon joint yesterday, my first try, it's the fackin business
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Haha but I kept getting mustard on the roach!!!Joint can mean different things!!!!!
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She has gone and now it seems I gammon my own/dave clarke five
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Gammon gammon gammon gammon gammon chameleon(
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have a lovely ring of pineapple with that(
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it's always morning when i arrive(
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You're right, it's not (
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how's that tatoo on u r butt turn out?(
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The one on my arse was years ago The new tattoo is on my arm and it's itchy as fuck
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Arse one is a biohazard sign Arm one is invader zim
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My dream of a ps5 for Christmas lies in tatters, and now I cant even buy call of duty anywhere as the shops are shut :'( (, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 9:14, archived)
I was hoping that since the ps5 was out, January sales would make the ps4 pro a price I could justify spending. But I've read a few things now that say it's not going to be re-stocked or supported.
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Sony have a long history of not supporting old stuff once new stuff is our. It's very much a Japanese trait, bin the old get then new (, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 9:48, archived)
jesus is everyone unable to post because there's no elbow room on the last trains out of fuck this city?(, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 22:20, archived)
I always liked what Richey from the Manics said about them:"You can tell they're middle class poseurs because they wanna dress down like scummy people... You could go to any Levellers concert and stand in the middle and shout 'Jeremy!' and 75% of the audience would turn round."
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Richey from the manics was a fucking wankerWhen I started university I got some NatWest info pack thing and he'd written a page in it telling students to do their homework. Rock AND roll, the cunt.
Conversely the levellers, despite making awful music, were at least in part real deal traveller types and I had a jolly good laugh with them once.
So it turns out richey couldn't tell shit, and given the awful pretentiousness of his own shitty band ('oh this one's about the fucking Spanish civil war') he was without a leg to stand on. Maybe that's why he drowned.
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jesus is unable to post because there's no elbow room on the last trains out of fuck this city?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 23:00,
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i had a gherkin last nightit was, emotional. and by that i mean so acidic i could only manage half
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Christ, I've been singing that Guns N' Roses song completely wrong for years.(, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 8:46, archived)
Tins from the kitchen cupboardarguably more useful than novelty tat once the food shortages start to bite
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A jizzy sockor some lavender soap, either is fine
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do you remember this? probably before all the polcor mods took over talk tbhI bummed friz's dead baby up the bum
proper bumming, man that was some hideous bumming
ban me ffs
(broadsword W⚓, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:56, I like this!, More)
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This reads like a baldmonkey post.R.I.P., 4 eva in are hart's, wiv da angles now, etc.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 21 Dec 2020, 20:41,
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Yeah, I'm sorted I don't do last minute
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This place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting(
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Two Hats -> TwatsMaybe yours will catch on
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Where's Windy, Tangled and Boyce?I imagine they'll be devastated to hear that they missed me being here
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Windy is in jail, Tangles got beheaded by ISIS, and Boyce DHAAKH(, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:31, archived)
boy am I glad I paid the extra to get sms alerts when someone mentions me(
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heyHow's your bum?
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perhaps you should check (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 14:32,
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Ok, I just checkedAnd while it is still there, I can't be sure that it's fully functioning. I do appreciate the concern though
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SozNo covid here. Still shitting into a bag though
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 10:35,
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A stranger is just a nonce that we haven't yet metThere
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So, if you flipped it onto its front, it would be alive?(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 13:36,
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And funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away.(, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:13, archived)
I got some amazing junk mail today.i.imgur.com/xiAzBlc.png
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On the other flier he's offering to replace the pulley rope for a hanging drier rack, £45He does it FAST though apparently.
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The image challenge on /board should totally be "make Christmas cards for other b3tans".That would spread some cheer, and be better than most of the horseshit on there at the moment.
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have u seen the prestigethat's gud
don't read too much if you haven't just watch, easy to hit spoilers
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well if u know the plot film probably won't be up to it, they never are(, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 15:52, archived)
gotta walk the dog,then maybe i'll get a can out the fridge and watch a Star War
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well we had a roast lamb today,which was nice.
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turns out it wasn't a Star War,it was a The Expanse, but we are watching a Star War next
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i take it you are watching season 5 then(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 22:31,
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Yeah gonna make myself an extra large negroni.Since Christmas is cancelled I'm going to have drink extra hard to use up all the booze I was supposed to take down for my family.
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Way ahead of you (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 21:06,
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thank god the government has made covid2020 nice and simpleSupport bubbles: How do they work and who is in yours?
By Michelle Roberts
Health editor, BBC News online
Published 7 hours ago
Related Topics
Coronavirus pandemic
Granddaughter and grandmotherimage copyrightGetty Images
Some people across the UK have been able to form household support bubbles or extended households. The aim is to help people who've been cut off from friends and family.
The rules vary across the country, so what is the situation where you live?
What is a support bubble?
A bubble is a group of people with whom you have close physical contact.
The aim is to help people who've been cut off from friends and family.
Bubbles must be "exclusive". Once in one, you can't start another with a different household. If you decide to change your bubble, you should treat your previous bubble as a separate household for 10 days before forming a new one.
People in a bubble can stay overnight in each other's homes, visit outdoors places together and do not have to socially distance, even in areas under tier 4 restrictions.
How do they work in England?
In England, single adults living alone - or single parents whose children are under 18 - can form a support bubble with one other household.
The second household can be of any size and can include "at risk" people who were previously shielding.
Wherever possible, the government recommends that a support bubble should be with another local household to avoid unnecessary travel. Anyone in the bubble contacted as part of England's test and trace programme must stay at home. If they develop coronavirus symptoms, everyone in the bubble must self-isolate.
Under the tier system, people are allowed to form support bubbles with those who live in a higher tier area, and bubbles can be cross-border with Scotland and Wales, subject to local restrictions.
The government expanded the eligibility of support bubbles in England on 2 December to help families with very young children or people with continuous care needs. This means households can form a support bubble with another household, if at least one of them has:
a child under 1 (regardless of how many other adults are in the household)
a child under 5 with a disability that requires continuous care (regardless of how many other adults are in the household)
a single adult carer (living with any additional adults in the household that have a disability and need continuous care)
Childcare bubbles
As well as the support bubble rules, the government in England also has a set of rules that apply to families with children under 14 (as well as to vulnerable adults).
They can form a childcare bubble with one other household to provide informal (unpaid and unregistered) childcare. This must always be between the same two households. Childcare can be provided in either or both of the two homes.
During the Christmas period, registered childcare and childcare bubbles can continue.
And if you are single
Two single people each living alone can bubble
Someone in a houseshare could bubble - but their housemates wouldn't be allowed to form their own bubbles with other people
Full government guidelines for England are here.
What about Wales?
In Wales two households of any size can form an exclusive bubble and meet in their own homes and gardens.
People in the same bubble can stay in each other's homes overnight. And they can meet up in groups of larger than four in some other outdoor places.
If you were part of a temporary extended household during the firebreak period, or were in one before that, you can make a new bubble, instead. However, once you have agreed and joined that new extended household, neither household can leave to form a new one.
What about Scotland?
Family at a front doorimage copyrightGetty Images
Under the five tier system in Scotland, people who live on their own or only with children under 18 can form an extended household with people from one other household.
People in extended households are counted as one household, and so can continue to meet and socialise with each other despite general restrictions on households mixing, and can stay overnight in each other's homes.
Couples who do not live together can also form an extended household, which can include any children they each live with.
A household must not form an extended household with more than one other. However, one of them can end the arrangement at any time, and - as long as they wait at least 14 days - then form a new extended household with someone else.
If any member of an extended household develops symptoms or tests positive for Covid, everyone in the bubble must self-isolate.
What about Northern Ireland?
Two households of any size can form a support bubble.
The members can spend time indoors and stay overnight with each other.
Under the latest restrictions, these bubbles are limited to a maximum of 10 people, including children, at any one time.
Read more from the Northern Ireland Executive here.
What about bubbles in schools?
Schools are using year group and/or class bubbles to support social distancing and reduce close contact between pupils as much as possible.
Maintaining distinct groups which do not mix makes it quicker and easier when a positive case occurs to identify those who may need to self-isolate and minimise their number.
What happens if someone in school tests positive?
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So, after a hiatusOf about 8 years probably,what's been happening? Have I missed anything?
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Oh, Bill Bailey won strictly (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:00,
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Thank god this was announced yesterday, otherwise there would have been nationwide riots over the no deal brexit and the cancellation of christmas.(, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 10:44, archived)
THEY just want to take our attention away from what's REALLY going on. And by that I mean the abolition of free speech and the removal of our human rights.But brexit and covid both failed as distractions, so now we get a distraction from the distraction.
Distrception.
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i'm so distracted right now i can't tell if the distraction is the distraction or if the distraction is the distraction from the distraction
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Next week's royal wedding.Strange that there was absolutely no mention of it until late last night. Still, gawd bless the 'appy couple and all their hastily decorated commemorative tat.
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the bbc has an article telling us loyal peasants what she has for xmas dinner!turns out it's fat piles of cash and a huge kitchen with staff
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wonder what swan tastes like(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:26,
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I bet Rob tasted that emu a few times we could ask himCrack out the ouija boards, lads!
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actually now i think about it,i've had duck and i've had goose, so it must be possible to extrapolate swan along that line
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she's eating her kitchen staff for christmas dinner?the monster
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they ARE free-range(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:54,
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not at the moment,i imagine they will be confined to their barns for the time being, on account of the servant flu that's going around
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:00,
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well, quitecan't have her maj getting infected by one of her tame plebs now, can we?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:14,
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No one knows who you are, cares how long you’ve been away or wants you to post here (, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:22, archived)
PfftI was B3ta royalty in the day.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52,
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i don't remember youperhaps you're confusing yourself with someone else. maybe you do that a lot. i dunno.
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you say that like it's a good thingYou, Legless, Resident Loon, Spimf, spankyhanky.
A litany of shitness.
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what's a twitter?are you some sort of new age hippy nomad techno goblin?
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It's a cross between Twat and shitter
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:52,
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hang on a minuteyou're back after 8 years and half of your sum total of talk posts are in this thread. did you expect us to break out the champagne? why don't you sod off for another 8 years. maybe we'll miss you then.
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You've missed 27 important things.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:38,
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What was number 17?(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 11:51,
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Broadsword had 2920 poos and at least 10,000 wees(
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how come you all get reindeer and i get a fucking angel?i feel i'm being misrepresented
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 15:28,
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damnis this a "give the girls angels" thing?
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how very Victorian if so,angels are typically represented as men in the bible
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They identify as men but nothing downstairs to prove either wayCelestial Kens
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plastic underpants and a trademark?(
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you get eagle eye ones as well(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:53,
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God sees all... with His realistic moving eyes!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:41,
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and the jeep that moves in every direction without turning(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 18:41,
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well indeed,they tend to manifest in an outwardly masculine form but obviously have no need for either set of equipment
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left my phone in the carcan't be assed to get it but can't be without it
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gin-tonic. down to my last 5th :( of gin(
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alright Literllay Hitlersave that for Eva Braun's
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Christmas is cancelled. Ho ho ho.
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Only for London/the South EastBut yeah, shit for them. The new figures must be pretty severe for Boris to have set himself up for so much hate.
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My area got a quarter of its overall cases for the year last week(, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:30, archived)
yes you seem so young and supple & fun and full of someone else's beans(, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:09, archived)
Christ(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:34,
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Well Mr Speaker, may I remind the right honourable gentleman that the tough, decisive action by this government, continually guided by the science, has delivered a 100% survival rate among the survivors of COVID-19.And I very much doubt the UK would have seen the same result under Labour!
[socially-distanced roars of approval]
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Sensible.The Christmas covid armistice remains a fucking stupid idea.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:53,
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Give the proles something to look forward to all year, a little glimmer of hope, and then pluck it away with 5 minutes to go.Should never have been promised in the first place.
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Johnson is a narcissist and had happily arranged the deaths of thousands rather than be known as the PM who cancelled Christmas.Now he gets blood on his hands AND Christmas is cancelled!
And you* fucking cunts will elect him and his lot again and again and again.
*the royal you
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:40,
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No-one elected Johnson. And as was referenced yesterday, Corbyn would hardly have done better.(, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 20:03, archived)
25,000 stupid cunts in Uxbridge and South Ruislip elected him to parliament, 160 cunt MPs selected him in an election, and then tens of thousands of tory party cunts elected him party leader, then millions of idiotic cunts voted Conservative.It's not hard to imagine Corbyn following the scientific advice more strictly than Bojo, especially considering that Corbyn is a Marxist (so loves science and wouldn't mind a bit of benevolent authoritarianism).
That said, he's a fucking idiot so he might have done a Trump instead.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:39,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:42, archived)
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