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Rise and shine muddy funsters!
It's a glorious new day in our blissful utopian age.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 6:42, archived)
Fuck off

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 6:51, archived)
I endorse this response

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)
It is indeed
I'm considering a second cup of coffee before going shopping
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 7:01, archived)
Morning
Just read the Bill is coming back which pleases me
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:42, archived)
It'll go back and forth a few times, and then become the Act.

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:45, archived)
After Royal Assent
Lol Royal Ass
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:49, archived)
Why?
can't we work on getting Eastenders taken off air first before we bring back old shit like The Bill? Eastenders is the most dismal, tedious load of wank on the TV. Does anyone watch that shit?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)
Just don't watch it then mate.

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)
I don't want to but the telly defaults to channel 1 when it comes on
and it takes a few moments for me to get past the dreary mockney whinging and get to something else.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:02, archived)
not really worth formulating the briefest opinion on though, is it?

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:04, archived)
You are probably right
thanks
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)
Wdyjsoytsagadslbi

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:07, archived)

me to get past the dreary mockney whinging the cathode ray tube to warm up
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)
I'm thinking about getting a prime lens for the DSLR
This looks a bit of a bargain
www.parkcameras.com/used/lenses/sigma/used-sigma-30mm-f-2-8-dn-art-micro-four-thirds-lens/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx9bItIak_wIVxd_tCh0O6AHWEAQYBCABEgLbOPD_BwE#UP-G242331E-2419596
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)
Pfft and wooyay! It's *checks calendar* Friday!

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:06, archived)
nom

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:14, archived)
Braw!

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:27, archived)

deadline.com/2022/11/grammy-nominations-2023-list-1235172381/
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)
lol

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:48, archived)
tha's a lotta noms

(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:50, archived)
Bum thumbing evening thread
Just gonna watch FUBAR Arnie's new Netflix series
It will either be crap or good he doesn't really do middle ground
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:54, archived)
Watching jumanji here
Thought I was going to have to walk home from work, but the crew bus gave me a lift
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:15, archived)
The original Jumanji is pretty good
The remake is awful as remakes usually are
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:19, archived)
Karen Gillan though
/dozer
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)
I had to Google the name
I remember her from Doctor Who
Does she have special feet or something? /dozer
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:33, archived)
You misspelt unbearable.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:52, archived)
It's poor, I only did one. Tulsa king is better for a few more episodes. Lazy Hollywood

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 22:15, archived)
It was a bit rubbish tbh
I thought it might have been better
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 22:47, archived)
does anyone know how the fuck audible works?
got it for me mam for her kindle (bt headphones, obvs)
the credit/token setup just seems to be all gobblynobs to me

do you only get one book a month or what?

you can say goebbels.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)
not a fucking clue m8 soz

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)
thanks pal
i feel slightly less stupid if a man of your calibre is in the same kayak
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:34, archived)
What you need to do, is hang yourself, and then it will work perfectly.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)
thanks mate my mam will be chuffed to bits

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
Thomas The Tank Engine got dark

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
omg the fat controller...

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)
blatant controller shaming

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)
nipples are in the wrong place for my thumbs

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
Her bum is in just the right place for my thumb

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
why is her bum up your bum?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)
Matryoshka confirmed

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)
Now *this* I can wank to!

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)
For me the way Audible works is
that some kid rips the book to youtube and I listen to it for free, then 3 weeks/months later a copyright troll takes it down.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)
yeah, me too, but i got my mamma a kindle
and the audiobubble thought it'd be easier for her, not sure it is tho
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
No idea sos

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Alright ABBA

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 19:31, archived)
Nope

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
has eveyone taken their unhelpful tablets today or wot?
only joking i know you're all too smart to 'read' books.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
I love reading
But I prefer actual books
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)
Have you tried wanking on its tits?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:31, archived)
I can help

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)
Maybe try their support pages
www.audible.co.uk/contactus
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)
don't be so bloody daft

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:50, archived)
Yeah that's more than enough of that nonsense, I would say
Hi fanny's, how's today working out for you?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:27, archived)
Shit in me mooth, Doris

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)

Classic Viz character.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:49, archived)
mr horrible, you mean

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
Roger M3ta, the man on the b3ta

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)
Queefy's Profanisaurus

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)
Lo

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
Better than yesterday

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:36, archived)
it's a start I suppose

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
got absolutely munted last night and had to take today off because i'm not 18 anymore, apparently.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:57, archived)
Have a curer

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
on it

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)
get back on it you lightweight
(c) tangledupinblue poster, RIP
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
Pours 40 :(

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
hair of the mountain lion

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:20, archived)
We have backfilled all lander preferences based on previous Nameserver usage, so your previous lander preferences have been backfilled.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:12, archived)
backfilled stickybeak

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
Ye did aye

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Are you accusing me of something?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:51, archived)
It was a very positive affirmation I was making

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Afternoon
Having a nutty
Highlight of the day so far
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)
You belly button stinky
ewww
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)
ewww indeed

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Do like I did
And get rid of your belly button
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
did you suck mrs tummy in and absorb it to increase the power of your devastating bumhole?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)
No

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)
oh. were you worried the power would corrupt poo?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:24, archived)
45 minutes so far on hold to hmrc, bored

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
I use the app
Cunting taxman
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:23, archived)
The Beatlezzz

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)
went online and requested my rebate (money is just sitting in their account from last year) well over a month ago
log back in money still there no messages, no update, nothing.

i'll be on hold callin them soon enough
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
That money is only resting in their account.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
when it could be put to work stamping out fires in my account

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)
They are fucking shit, nearly an hour then ' thanks for calling, goodbye

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
oh man that is the fucking worst i feel your rage

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
Do they still tell you everything is better done on the website, every 30 seconds

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Yeah, then hang up

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:56, archived)
probably a fair few people have hung themselves up right after that shit.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Not having to do a tax return is a big plus from this unemployment lark

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
not having to do any work is also a *plus
*JobCentre
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
I don't qualify for any benefits :(

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)
i'm writing to your MP

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Maia Sandu y/n

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
sympathy Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:59, archived)
There are lady boarders?
Really?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
mongy is Wilnelia, Lady Forsyth-Johnson, I thought everyone knew that.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
It’s true, I’ve seen her bivvy

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
good eye. sometimes it's hard to see the bivvy for the trees

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
well, everyone except mongy

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:13, archived)
grab em by the a

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)
Morning!
So excited about my b3taday I can't sleep!
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 3:41, archived)
be candles, have merry!

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 5:18, archived)
Will there be cake and party games?
Or vodka and morph?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:06, archived)
Tony Hart really did know how to party
eh?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)
He was a pretty cool guy imho

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:08, archived)
croaked before Yewtree, lucky for him

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:49, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11094391
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:56, archived)
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)
I still have to view that whole thread on an incognito window because 'Captain Howdy' was upset with me before fucking off years ago, ignore2.0 is shit

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)
Upset with this acount? I thought he disappeared longer ago than that

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:18, archived)
Oh
seems intermittent
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)
He 2.0'd this account pretty much as soon as I signed it up, certainly before I interacted with him.
either he's got mod powers and recognised my real name in the e-mail or HT told him.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)
Or its got an auto ignore script like LS18

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:20, archived)
I think he was alright
but Noseybonk?! Fucking hell...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:08, archived)

I think another user wrote a short horror story about noseybonk and put it up in /talk for comment.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:51, archived)
of all the days in all the world
you had to post into mine.

happy candles well played for keeping the account through the years, the tears and the bent lasergun equipped modmen etc etc i'm going back to sleep
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)
Shit stains on the toilet bowl, remind me baby of you
Sorry, I mean happy candles
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)
I'm doing another poo as we speak

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:01, archived)
Another as in today?
This week?
Ever?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:20, archived)
Another

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:30, archived)
Merry candles!

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:34, archived)
well will you look at that

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:54, archived)
and by 'that' I of course mean 'my smelly pænus'

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)
alright

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)
Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)
Congrat's

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)
I’ve stuck my finger up a stranger’s bum to celebrate

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)
Bit painful that m8
Try and lube up in the future for the sake of my sphincter
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06, archived)
I've run out of lube, would crunchy peanut butter suffice?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)
Well that is quite close to what's already clinging around the rim

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:34, archived)
alright

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 20:53, archived)
hullo

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 20:59, archived)
Yo

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:21, archived)
Evening
Just flitting round the football
England Under 20s 10pm
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:01, archived)
Sevilla just scored against roma

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:22, archived)
Alright

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:05, archived)
Sweet

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:22, archived)
Evening, mongers.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:19, archived)
Tea, how's the little fella?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:23, archived)
Steadfastly refusing to be potty-trained for no. 2s, pretty good otherwise.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:58, archived)
ffs m8, he's 15 next month

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:04, archived)
I sincerely hope he's worked it out by then.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:17, archived)

karatechops!
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:27, archived)
Sup

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:40, archived)
I'm having an anxiety attack and I don't know why
That's how my night is going
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:04, archived)
Soz

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:40, archived)
Hi

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:11, archived)
Wotcha

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:40, archived)
yeah, you?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:52, archived)
All good

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:21, archived)
excellent stuff my good chops

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:54, archived)
I think I'm calling orders on this alright thread, goodnight

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 0:06, archived)
SHITWANK
Hi flebber's, MC Queefy Queef on the M.I.C right about now. Another failed 'day off the grog' here, ah well.
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:14, archived)
No day off here
Leaving for work in about 10 minutes
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
I kind of want a job now
well when I say 'now' I mean 'in the autumn but not until after my 50th so basically October'
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:53, archived)
Any chance of some self-employed stuff?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 19:40, archived)
BUMSEX TIMOTHY!

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:40, archived)
speaking, how may I help you?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:54, archived)
Oh, hi Tim, just wanted to catch up lol

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:07, archived)
Alright MC Queefy Dick
Rocking those plimsoles to the fuckin' max
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:51, archived)
The practice is linked to a subculture in which men become “nullos” – short for genital nullification – by having their penis and testicles removed.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:34, archived)
Shit's fucked up yo

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:39, archived)
The terrible realization that having no dick is the only thing that would give you a hard-on

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:00, archived)
Truly, a zero sum situation.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:16, archived)
Removed, inserted up bum, bum sewn up

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:23, archived)
"he's a bit full of himself"

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:24, archived)
Anal Ouroboros

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11382393
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38, archived)
What should happen to Spanishfly combined with what actually happened to Gonz, in other words.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:49, archived)
Without the lower GI redirection
so a messy, possibly explosive death occurs after a few days
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:55, archived)
Who is actually in charge of setting the IC?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:11, archived)
Happen Toaster normally

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:19, archived)
Maybe he flounced again
or maybe he's on holiday
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:38, archived)
He flounced?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:51, archived)
Perhaps it has gone the way of qotw

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:33, archived)

if you were two inches deep in your mum, while your dad was two inches deep in you,
would you thrust forward two inches to escape your dad, or pull back two inches to exit your mum?
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:37, archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE +

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:38, archived)
It's a fair question tbf

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:39, archived)
Do you mean today specifically, or just in general?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:36, archived)
Fuck knows

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8372223
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
I am IC1

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
Fuckin websites, how do they work?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:38, archived)
Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?
Alt: can Zelensky drone strike Runcorn?
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:40, archived)
No.
alt: Whoโ€™d be able to tell the difference
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:59, archived)
Zelensky has not got drones
US puppet
All hail the Russian bear!
Alt Runcorn is on our hit list
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:12, archived)
Alt Runcorn is no good
Hit Runcorn
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:14, archived)
It's full of Nazis

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:16, archived)
And paedophiles

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:47, archived)
And my axe

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:29, archived)
+ wound

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:30, archived)
+ arseboon dilbaro

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:30, archived)
rob should put the link back at the top
but rename the board talk108
and people can only write their own usernames, everything else gets deleted
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:40, archived)
Whatever happened to JMG

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:43, archived)
Left of his own accord

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:51, archived)
Honda?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:00, archived)
Classic beter
b3ta.com/search/posts/90948/best
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:54, archived)
Oh is that who arseboon dilbaro is

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:58, archived)
Ed Balls

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 17:52, archived)
/links, you mean

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:03, archived)
Runcorn, Crewe, Wolverhampton then Hounslow
My battle plan for June
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

My battle plan for June everybody talk about, pop mounslow
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:36, archived)
Runcorn DMC
walk this way *does drunken lurch*
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:09, archived)
For the full experience ramble on about nothing in particular
And pee yourself
Pee lol
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:05, archived)
No
Alt: who'd notice?
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:29, archived)
just the tip
that's my Wednesday sorted
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:18, archived)
I've logged into YouTube via a random VPN
and am very much enjoying the Dutch adverts all hoogen floogen
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:33, archived)
Dutch Ovens

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:36, archived)
Finnish dishwashers

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:33, archived)
Norwegian Wood

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:38, archived)
Sweedish cloths

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:00, archived)
Pine-ing for the fjords

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:01, archived)
Fuck you

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:23, archived)
^typical PC pinko woke do-gooder soy-boy cuck libtard

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:41, archived)
+ Swank

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:41, archived)
Not now, I'm busy

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:45, archived)
Like a mutanimal

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:49, archived)
help me i am in the sewer

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:15, archived)
ha pizza in slavery

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1604829
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:17, archived)
Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:54, archived)
You really are a fucking prick, you Levi Bellfield lookalike

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:06, archived)
alright Lily Allen

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:25, archived)
No she isn't, she's fucking appalling

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:17, archived)
Yep.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:55, archived)
morning

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:20, archived)
Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:00, archived)
Hi

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27, archived)
Morning Swank. Morning.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:07, archived)
alright

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

My morning news feed is just Phillip Schofield over and over again.
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:09, archived)
He throws orphans off roofs
And sticks pins into kittens
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:14, archived)
But the government could face criminal charges

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:25, archived)
Schofield is Illuminati
And transforms into a lizard on the full moon
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:30, archived)
Not even in my top ten

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:43, archived)
What a bummer

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:09, archived)
Hello old bean

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:10, archived)
Are you a sardine?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27, archived)
Good cod no

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:31, archived)
Can I be?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:34, archived)
Bring back Jonathan the Sardine!

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:39, archived)
Bring back Pr1ckbot and W4nkertron

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:55, archived)
Prick

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:59, archived)
WWWWaa ARSEHOLE

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:00, archived)
Who the crap is that

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:16, archived)
poo poo willy willy bum drawers

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:23, archived)
And so back to normal

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:48, archived)
Anyone else get loads of old stuff recovered?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:37, archived)
what

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:58, archived)
What you talking about Willis?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:11, archived)
Furniture? Buried memories?

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:45, archived)
The corpse of
Queen Elizabeth 11
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 1:31, archived)
Liz mk9 was my favourite, though mk6 has her fans.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:48, archived)
I meant the gazs with recovered deleted posts

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:01, archived)
the longer you stay awake for in one hit the less your farts smell, exponentially.
it gets to a point where nobody notices you're farting at all.
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:47, archived)
Not unless they're deaf

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:20, archived)
my hole is so loose even the most sensitive military listening devices can't detect them.
If they designed one with a nose and i haven't been on a badonklers amphetamine binge i might be found out tho
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:26, archived)
i fart more quietly than ghosts these days

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:27, archived)
king frat I'm not

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:28, archived)
I produce excessively loud farts

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:01, archived)
those are queef richard's

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:19, archived)
Is this a result of excessive bumming?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:49, archived)
naturally
or unnaturally, depending on how you look at it.

*wink*
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20, archived)
Natural or unnatural is subjective
If you're a massive raging gammon cunt, you may well deny people their feelings or vices to make you feel better
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:21, archived)
Gammon is a terribly racist term.
Where's brb when you need him?
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:56, archived)
Fucking your dad.

(, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:01, archived)
Stop that immediately!
He's 80 this year.
(, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:51, archived)
I might write a paper on this
Examples please
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:35, archived)
no examples
made it up. soz.
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20, archived)
classic thread there

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
Your fault.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:24, archived)
apology accepted

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:42, archived)
Wasn't it?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:26, archived)
loved it

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:37, archived)
très classique
as the French would say
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:00, archived)
zut alors

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07, archived)
Alright Del Boy

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:26, archived)
Remind me?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:22, archived)
Alright 'Chad Kroeger'

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:08, archived)
I had to look that up because despite all of my years of utter cuntishness, even I am not that much of a cunt

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:30, archived)
no-one is

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:32, archived)
We can't just ignore the truth because it makes us uncomfortable. They were POPULAR. Say it out loud Queef, it will heal you.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:37, archived)
I am.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:45, archived)
can confirm

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:23, archived)
You oughta know

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:48, archived)
Where?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:35, archived)
There on the stair

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07, archived)
Any tit in it?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:01, archived)
Yeah, dozer

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07, archived)
Hi prick's
Queef Richard's is here, on the internet. You couldn't make it up lol
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:44, archived)
Lol

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:12, archived)
ikr

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:13, archived)
Queefy Dick in the motherfucking house
Lol
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:29, archived)
rofl

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47, archived)
Alright Dave Trouser, give queef his login's back

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37, archived)
no

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47, archived)
Ballsack like a spacehopper, it's Queef Richards!

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:45, archived)
you betcha

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47, archived)
^ big Fargo fan

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:20, archived)
^ARSEHOLE

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:34, archived)
+DILBARSEHOLE

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:31, archived)
Lol

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:51, archived)
lmao

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:55, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:12, archived)
WRONG ACCOUNT

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:12, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:42, archived)
I saw a reg number yesterday of KW55 EEF

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:18, archived)
I saw V 52 MNH the other day, or it might have been some other letters and numbers, fuck

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:27, archived)
No you didn't.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:47, archived)
Yes he did

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:48, archived)
he never

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:38, archived)
I will take a fucking photo if I see it again. It was parked on a drive. Duckweed

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:41, archived)
I saw a reg number yesterday of GUNT 5MEG

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:36, archived)
I saw U FKN L14R

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:37, archived)
That was Boris Johnson’s car

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:41, archived)
-car +bus with lies daubed on the side

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:27, archived)
I saw Reg Hollis from the Bill

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:13, archived)
I saw a reg number yesterday of B1LLY J4PP3R

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:58, archived)
Gooooooood morning shaggers

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 6:59, archived)
morning

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:36, archived)
Fuck you, Hayers. Fuck you.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:43, archived)
Morning

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:03, archived)
Hello wizard's pockets

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:25, archived)
How does one shag a morning?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:04, archived)
One does not simply shag into morning

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=one+does+not+simply
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:25, archived)
Come to think of it, they pretty much *did* simply walk into Mordor.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:51, archived)
Yeah, fuck you Boromir, you idiot.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:46, archived)
Dead idiot to boot

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:03, archived)
Sean Bean? "Has Bean", I call him! HA !! HA !! HA !!

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:30, archived)
Knob Stark

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37, archived)
eh?
shawn bawn, seen been
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:18, archived)
urgh

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:06, archived)
^

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:57, archived)
a wizard's flid has a blob up its end

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:13, archived)
Haha, Discworld, the Red Dwarf of fantasy children's books!

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:40, archived)
Have you read/seen the TV adaptation of Philip Pullman's Dark Material series?
They are pretty good. There was a Nicole Kidman movie too The Golden Compass which wasn't v good
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:46, archived)
Phillip Pullman is boring as fuck

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:55, archived)
No u

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:09, archived)
Kind of.
Ruth Wilson has a really weird face.
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:07, archived)
She's quite hot in that series, in an 'evil Tory' sort of way.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:29, archived)
It's a shame nobody's allowed to brown up these days, she'd be a great Priti Patel

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37, archived)
Brown Natalie Dormer
Same smirk face
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:37, archived)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:59, archived)
They actually can
I have seen an internet documentary on the Dark Web
Bit messy tbh it split lol
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:11, archived)
Ew

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:25, archived)
omg sonc
b3ta.com/links/1567253
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:33, archived)
What the ever-loving fuck?

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:58, archived)
Only two of these four glans ever become functional during erection and which glans are functional appears to alternate between subsequent erections.

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:21, archived)
'only' two

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:23, archived)
a bit like ABBA, then

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:24, archived)
we're running out of material aren't we

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

Gooooooood thiiiiiiiis
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:50, archived)
Shit alligator fuck, anyone?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:32, archived)
I've had her

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:33, archived)
any good?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:13, archived)
Alligator Shitfuck, anyone?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:11, archived)
Can't, busy at 1am

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15, archived)
Unmissable cottaging appointment?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:21, archived)
what is an cottaging?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:35, archived)
It's a euphemism for making cheese

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:54, archived)
disgusting

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16, archived)
real cheese is rubbed on mouldy cellar walls

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16, archived)
-cellar +cave

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)
or sewer if you shop at aldi

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)
i genuinely went to france on a school trip when i was 12 and we went to a 'cheese factory'
it was a farm with a mouldy walled cheese cellar and rolled the cheese on the walls did she.

then father tony bummed dominic with a ruler
(, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:16, archived)
It's no jacob dyer is it

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 1:33, archived)
it was quite a large ruler, as i recall.
a bit smelly an all.
(, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:16, archived)
๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ’ฉ

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 3:17, archived)
-l

(, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:00, archived)
Simon & Garfunkelzz

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)
Rain check? I'm busy right now

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15, archived)
Have you ever noticed how people in foreign countries talk in code?

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:17, archived)
9

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:24, archived)
1

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:29, archived)
Didn't play

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:38, archived)
Yahtzee!

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:46, archived)
No real Croshaws pls

(, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:50, archived)
fuck me i thought friz was in jail
rip bby
(, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:18, archived)

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