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Rise and shine muddy funsters!
It's a glorious new day in our blissful utopian age.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 6:42,
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Fuck off
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jun 2023, 6:51,
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I endorse this response
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:44,
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It is indeed
I'm considering a second cup of coffee before going shopping
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 7:01,
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Morning
Just read the Bill is coming back which pleases me
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:42,
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It'll go back and forth a few times, and then become the Act.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:45,
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After Royal Assent
Lol Royal Ass
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:49,
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Why?
can't we work on getting Eastenders taken off air first before we bring back old shit like The Bill? Eastenders is the most dismal, tedious load of wank on the TV. Does anyone watch that shit?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:46,
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Just don't watch it then mate.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jun 2023, 8:55,
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I don't want to but the telly defaults to channel 1 when it comes on
and it takes a few moments for me to get past the dreary mockney whinging and get to something else.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:02,
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not really worth formulating the briefest opinion on though, is it?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:04,
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You are probably right
thanks
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:12,
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Wdyjsoytsagadslbi
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:07,
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me to get past the dreary mockney whinging the cathode ray tube to warm up
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 9:22,
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Pfft and wooyay! It's *checks calendar* Friday!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:06,
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nom
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:14,
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Braw!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:27,
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lol
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 10:48,
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tha's a lotta noms
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 11:50,
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Bum thumbing evening thread
Just gonna watch FUBAR Arnie's new Netflix series
It will either be crap or good he doesn't really do middle ground
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:54,
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Watching jumanji here
Thought I was going to have to walk home from work, but the crew bus gave me a lift
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:15,
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The original Jumanji is pretty good
The remake is awful as remakes usually are
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:19,
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Karen Gillan though
/dozer
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:25,
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I had to Google the name
I remember her from Doctor Who
Does she have special feet or something? /dozer
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:33,
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You misspelt unbearable.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 21:52,
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It's poor, I only did one. Tulsa king is better for a few more episodes. Lazy Hollywood
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 22:15,
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It was a bit rubbish tbh
I thought it might have been better
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 22:47,
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does anyone know how the fuck audible works?
got it for me mam for her kindle (bt headphones, obvs)
the credit/token setup just seems to be all gobblynobs to me
do you only get one book a month or what?
you can say goebbels.
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:30,
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not a fucking clue m8 soz
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:32,
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thanks pal
i feel slightly less stupid if a man of your calibre is in the same kayak
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:34,
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What you need to do, is hang yourself, and then it will work perfectly.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:43,
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thanks mate my mam will be chuffed to bits
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:46,
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Thomas The Tank Engine got dark
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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omg the fat controller...
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:54,
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blatant controller shaming
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:59,
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nipples are in the wrong place for my thumbs
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:02,
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Her bum is in just the right place for my thumb
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17,
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why is her bum up your bum?
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:29,
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Matryoshka confirmed
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:52,
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Now *this* I can wank to!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:10,
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For me the way Audible works is
that some kid rips the book to youtube and I listen to it for free, then 3 weeks/months later a copyright troll takes it down.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:38,
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yeah, me too, but i got my mamma a kindle
and the audiobubble thought it'd be easier for her, not sure it is tho
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24,
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No idea sos
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17,
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Alright ABBA
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 19:31,
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Nope
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24,
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has eveyone taken their unhelpful tablets today or wot?
only joking i know you're all too smart to 'read' books.
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24,
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I love reading
But I prefer actual books
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:49,
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Have you tried wanking on its tits?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:31,
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I can help
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Planearm, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:33,
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Maybe try their support pages
www.audible.co.uk/contactus
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:50,
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don't be so bloody daft
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:50,
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Yeah that's more than enough of that nonsense, I would say
Hi fanny's, how's today working out for you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:27,
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Shit in me mooth, Doris
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33,
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Classic Viz character.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:49,
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mr horrible, you mean
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02,
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Roger M3ta, the man on the b3ta
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:07,
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Queefy's Profanisaurus
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26,
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Hi
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33,
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Lo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03,
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Better than yesterday
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:36,
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it's a start I suppose
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03,
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got absolutely munted last night and had to take today off because i'm not 18 anymore, apparently.
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:57,
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Have a curer
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02,
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on it
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:14,
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get back on it you lightweight
(c) tangledupinblue poster, RIP
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:04,
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Pours 40 :(
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:04,
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hair of the mountain lion
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:20,
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We have backfilled all lander preferences based on previous Nameserver usage, so your previous lander preferences have been backfilled.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:12,
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backfilled stickybeak
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Ye did aye
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:23,
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Are you accusing me of something?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:51,
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It was a very positive affirmation I was making
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:53,
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Afternoon
Having a nutty
Highlight of the day so far
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:27,
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You belly button stinky
ewww
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:50,
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ewww indeed
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00,
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Do like I did
And get rid of your belly button
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05,
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did you suck mrs tummy in and absorb it to increase the power of your devastating bumhole?
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:11,
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No
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:22,
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oh. were you worried the power would corrupt poo?
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:24,
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45 minutes so far on hold to hmrc, bored
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:21,
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I use the app
Cunting taxman
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:23,
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The Beatlezzz
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:42,
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went online and requested my rebate (money is just sitting in their account from last year) well over a month ago
log back in money still there no messages, no update, nothing.
i'll be on hold callin them soon enough
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25,
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That money is only resting in their account.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26,
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when it could be put to work stamping out fires in my account
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:16,
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They are fucking shit, nearly an hour then ' thanks for calling, goodbye
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:38,
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oh man that is the fucking worst i feel your rage
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:04,
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Do they still tell you everything is better done on the website, every 30 seconds
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:49,
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Yeah, then hang up
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:56,
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probably a fair few people have hung themselves up right after that shit.
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:07,
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Not having to do a tax return is a big plus from this unemployment lark
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00,
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not having to do any work is also a *plus
*JobCentre
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05,
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I don't qualify for any benefits :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:31,
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i'm writing to your MP
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:47,
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Maia Sandu y/n
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25,
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sympathy Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:59,
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There are lady boarders?
Really?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:02,
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mongy is Wilnelia, Lady Forsyth-Johnson, I thought everyone knew that.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05,
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It’s true, I’ve seen her bivvy
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:12,
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good eye. sometimes it's hard to see the bivvy for the trees
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:15,
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well, everyone except mongy
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:13,
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grab em by the a
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:13,
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Morning!
So excited about my b3taday I can't sleep!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 3:41,
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be candles, have merry!
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 5:18,
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Will there be cake and party games?
Or vodka and morph?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:06,
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Tony Hart really did know how to party
eh?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56,
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He was a pretty cool guy imho
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:08,
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croaked before Yewtree, lucky for him
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:49,
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b3ta.com/board/11094391
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:56,
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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:03,
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I still have to view that whole thread on an incognito window because 'Captain Howdy' was upset with me before fucking off years ago, ignore2.0 is shit
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06,
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Upset with this acount? I thought he disappeared longer ago than that
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:18,
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Oh
seems intermittent
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:21,
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He 2.0'd this account pretty much as soon as I signed it up, certainly before I interacted with him.
either he's got mod powers and recognised my real name in the e-mail or HT told him.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:00,
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Or its got an auto ignore script like LS18
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:20,
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I think he was alright
but Noseybonk?! Fucking hell...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=87NHueHBHwY
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:08,
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I think another user wrote a short horror story about noseybonk and put it up in /talk for comment.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:51,
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of all the days in all the world
you had to post into mine.
happy candles well played for keeping the account through the years, the tears and the bent lasergun equipped modmen etc etc i'm going back to sleep
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MiseryCunt, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:14,
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Shit stains on the toilet bowl, remind me baby of you
Sorry, I mean happy candles
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 7:56,
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I'm doing another poo as we speak
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:01,
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Another as in today?
This week?
Ever?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:20,
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Another
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:30,
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Merry candles!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:34,
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well will you look at that
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:54,
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and by 'that' I of course mean 'my smelly pænus'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 9:56,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:47,
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Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:11,
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Congrat's
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:51,
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I’ve stuck my finger up a stranger’s bum to celebrate
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 10:53,
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Bit painful that m8
Try and lube up in the future for the sake of my sphincter
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:06,
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I've run out of lube, would crunchy peanut butter suffice?
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:14,
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Well that is quite close to what's already clinging around the rim
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:34,
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alright
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 20:53,
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hullo
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 20:59,
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Yo
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:21,
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Evening
Just flitting round the football
England Under 20s 10pm
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:01,
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Sevilla just scored against roma
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:22,
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Alright
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:05,
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Sweet
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:22,
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Evening, mongers.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 21:19,
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Tea, how's the little fella?
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:23,
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Steadfastly refusing to be potty-trained for no. 2s, pretty good otherwise.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 22:58,
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ffs m8, he's 15 next month
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:04,
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I sincerely hope he's worked it out by then.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 23:17,
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karatechops!
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:27,
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Sup
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 21:40,
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I'm having an anxiety attack and I don't know why
That's how my night is going
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:04,
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Soz
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:40,
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Hi
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 22:11,
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Wotcha
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:40,
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yeah, you?
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MiseryCunt, Wed 31 May 2023, 22:52,
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All good
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mongychops, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:21,
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excellent stuff my good chops
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MiseryCunt, Wed 31 May 2023, 23:54,
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I think I'm calling orders on this alright thread, goodnight
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mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 0:06,
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SHITWANK
Hi flebber's, MC Queefy Queef on the M.I.C right about now. Another failed 'day off the grog' here, ah well.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:14,
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No day off here
Leaving for work in about 10 minutes
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:19,
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I kind of want a job now
well when I say 'now' I mean 'in the autumn but not until after my 50th so basically October'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:53,
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Any chance of some self-employed stuff?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 19:40,
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BUMSEX TIMOTHY!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 16:40,
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speaking, how may I help you?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:54,
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Oh, hi Tim, just wanted to catch up lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 17:07,
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Alright MC Queefy Dick
Rocking those plimsoles to the fuckin' max
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:51,
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The practice is linked to a subculture in which men become “nullos” – short for genital nullification – by having their penis and testicles removed.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Shit's fucked up yo
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 17:39,
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The terrible realization that having no dick is the only thing that would give you a hard-on
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Truly, a zero sum situation.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 18:16,
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Removed, inserted up bum, bum sewn up
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:23,
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"he's a bit full of himself"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Anal Ouroboros
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38,
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b3ta.com/board/11382393
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:38,
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What should happen to Spanishfly combined with what actually happened to Gonz, in other words.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 18:49,
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Without the lower GI redirection
so a messy, possibly explosive death occurs after a few days
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 18:55,
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Who is actually in charge of setting the IC?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:11,
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Happen Toaster normally
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:19,
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Maybe he flounced again
or maybe he's on holiday
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:38,
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He flounced?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Perhaps it has gone the way of qotw
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:33,
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if you were two inches deep in your mum, while your dad was two inches deep in you,
would you thrust forward two inches to escape your dad, or pull back two inches to exit your mum?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 15:37,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE +
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:38,
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It's a fair question tbf
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 15:39,
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Do you mean today specifically, or just in general?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Fuck knows
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:01,
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b3ta.com/talk/8372223
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:11,
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I am IC1
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 16:11,
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Fuckin websites, how do they work?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?
Alt: can Zelensky drone strike Runcorn?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:40,
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No.
alt: Whoโd be able to tell the difference
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:59,
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Zelensky has not got drones
US puppet
All hail the Russian bear!
Alt Runcorn is on our hit list
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:12,
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Alt Runcorn is no good
Hit Runcorn
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:14,
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It's full of Nazis
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:16,
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And paedophiles
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:47,
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And my axe
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:29,
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+ wound
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:30,
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+ arseboon dilbaro
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:30,
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rob should put the link back at the top
but rename the board talk108
and people can only write their own usernames, everything else gets deleted
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:40,
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Whatever happened to JMG
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:43,
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Left of his own accord
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:51,
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Honda?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:00,
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Classic beter
b3ta.com/search/posts/90948/best
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:54,
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Oh is that who arseboon dilbaro is
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:58,
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Ed Balls
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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/links, you mean
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 15:03,
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Runcorn, Crewe, Wolverhampton then Hounslow
My battle plan for June
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:08,
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My battle plan for June everybody talk about, pop mounslow
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:36,
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Runcorn DMC
walk this way *does drunken lurch*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:09,
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For the full experience ramble on about nothing in particular
And pee yourself
Pee lol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:05,
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No
Alt: who'd notice?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:29,
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just the tip
that's my Wednesday sorted
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:18,
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I've logged into YouTube via a random VPN
and am very much enjoying the Dutch adverts all hoogen floogen
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:33,
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Dutch Ovens
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 13:36,
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Finnish dishwashers
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:33,
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Norwegian Wood
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 14:38,
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Sweedish cloths
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:00,
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Pine-ing for the fjords
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 15:01,
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Fuck you
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:23,
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^typical PC pinko woke do-gooder soy-boy cuck libtard
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 10:41,
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+ Swank
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:41,
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Not now, I'm busy
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:45,
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Like a mutanimal
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:49,
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help me i am in the sewer
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:15,
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ha pizza in slavery
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:16,
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b3ta.com/links/1604829
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:17,
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Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 10:54,
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You really are a fucking prick, you Levi Bellfield lookalike
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 11:06,
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alright Lily Allen
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 May 2023, 11:25,
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No she isn't, she's fucking appalling
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 31 May 2023, 12:17,
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Yep.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 12:55,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 7:20,
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Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:00,
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Hi
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27,
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Morning Swank. Morning.
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:07,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27,
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My morning news feed is just Phillip Schofield over and over again.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:09,
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He throws orphans off roofs
And sticks pins into kittens
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:14,
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But the government could face criminal charges
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:25,
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Schofield is Illuminati
And transforms into a lizard on the full moon
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:30,
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Not even in my top ten
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:43,
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What a bummer
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:09,
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Hello old bean
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:10,
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Are you a sardine?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 8:27,
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Good cod no
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:31,
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Can I be?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:34,
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Bring back Jonathan the Sardine!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 8:39,
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Bring back Pr1ckbot and W4nkertron
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:55,
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Prick
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 8:59,
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WWWWaa ARSEHOLE
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:00,
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Who the crap is that
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:16,
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poo poo willy willy bum drawers
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 31 May 2023, 9:23,
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And so back to normal
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 9:48,
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Anyone else get loads of old stuff recovered?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:37,
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what
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:58,
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What you talking about Willis?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:11,
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Furniture? Buried memories?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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The corpse of
Queen Elizabeth 11
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 1:31,
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Liz mk9 was my favourite, though mk6 has her fans.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 May 2023, 7:48,
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I meant the gazs with recovered deleted posts
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:01,
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the longer you stay awake for in one hit the less your farts smell, exponentially.
it gets to a point where nobody notices you're farting at all.
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:47,
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Not unless they're deaf
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:20,
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my hole is so loose even the most sensitive military listening devices can't detect them.
If they designed one with a nose and i haven't been on a badonklers amphetamine binge i might be found out tho
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:26,
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i fart more quietly than ghosts these days
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:27,
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king frat I'm not
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:28,
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I produce excessively loud farts
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:01,
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those are queef richard's
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:19,
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Is this a result of excessive bumming?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 20:49,
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naturally
or unnaturally, depending on how you look at it.
*wink*
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20,
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Natural or unnatural is subjective
If you're a massive raging gammon cunt, you may well deny people their feelings or vices to make you feel better
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:21,
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Gammon is a terribly racist term.
Where's brb when you need him?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:56,
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Fucking your dad.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:01,
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Stop that immediately!
He's 80 this year.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:51,
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I might write a paper on this
Examples please
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:35,
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no examples
made it up. soz.
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20,
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classic thread there
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:19,
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Your fault.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 16:24,
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apology accepted
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:42,
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Wasn't it?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:26,
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loved it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:37,
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très classique
as the French would say
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$$ โ
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zut alors
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07,
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Alright Del Boy
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:26,
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Remind me?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Alright 'Chad Kroeger'
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:08,
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I had to look that up because despite all of my years of utter cuntishness, even I am not that much of a cunt
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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no-one is
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:32,
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We can't just ignore the truth because it makes us uncomfortable. They were POPULAR. Say it out loud Queef, it will heal you.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I am.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 18:45,
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can confirm
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:23,
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You oughta know
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:48,
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Where?
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:35,
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There on the stair
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07,
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Any tit in it?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:01,
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Yeah, dozer
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:07,
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Hi prick's
Queef Richard's is here, on the internet. You couldn't make it up lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:44,
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Lol
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mongychops, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:12,
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ikr
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:13,
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Queefy Dick in the motherfucking house
Lol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:29,
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rofl
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47,
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Alright Dave Trouser, give queef his login's back
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37,
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no
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47,
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Ballsack like a spacehopper, it's Queef Richards!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:45,
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you betcha
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:47,
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^ big Fargo fan
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 14:20,
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^ARSEHOLE
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:34,
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+DILBARSEHOLE
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Lol
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:51,
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lmao
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:55,
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arseboon dilbaro
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:12,
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WRONG ACCOUNT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:12,
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Bollocks
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:42,
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I saw a reg number yesterday of KW55 EEF
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:18,
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I saw V 52 MNH the other day, or it might have been some other letters and numbers, fuck
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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No you didn't.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 13:47,
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Yes he did
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:48,
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he never
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I will take a fucking photo if I see it again. It was parked on a drive. Duckweed
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:41,
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I saw a reg number yesterday of GUNT 5MEG
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:36,
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I saw U FKN L14R
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:37,
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That was Boris Johnson’s car
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:41,
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-car +bus with lies daubed on the side
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 17:27,
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I saw Reg Hollis from the Bill
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 16:13,
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I saw a reg number yesterday of B1LLY J4PP3R
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 14:58,
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Gooooooood morning shaggers
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 6:59,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 7:36,
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Fuck you, Hayers. Fuck you.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:43,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:03,
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Hello wizard's pockets
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:25,
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How does one shag a morning?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 9:04,
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One does not simply shag into morning
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:08,
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b3ta.com/search/talk?q=one+does+not+simply
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 9:25,
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Come to think of it, they pretty much *did* simply walk into Mordor.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:51,
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Yeah, fuck you Boromir, you idiot.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 11:46,
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Dead idiot to boot
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:03,
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Sean Bean? "Has Bean", I call him! HA !! HA !! HA !!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 12:30,
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Knob Stark
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37,
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eh?
shawn bawn, seen been
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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urgh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:06,
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^
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:57,
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a wizard's flid has a blob up its end
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:13,
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Haha, Discworld, the Red Dwarf of fantasy children's books!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 9:40,
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Have you read/seen the TV adaptation of Philip Pullman's Dark Material series?
They are pretty good. There was a Nicole Kidman movie too The Golden Compass which wasn't v good
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:46,
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Phillip Pullman is boring as fuck
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:55,
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No u
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:09,
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Kind of.
Ruth Wilson has a really weird face.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 11:07,
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She's quite hot in that series, in an 'evil Tory' sort of way.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 12:29,
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It's a shame nobody's allowed to brown up these days, she'd be a great Priti Patel
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37,
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Brown Natalie Dormer
Same smirk face
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:37,
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But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:59,
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They actually can
I have seen an internet documentary on the Dark Web
Bit messy tbh it split lol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:11,
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Ew
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:25,
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omg sonc
b3ta.com/links/1567253
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:33,
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What the ever-loving fuck?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:58,
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Only two of these four glans ever become functional during erection and which glans are functional appears to alternate between subsequent erections.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:21,
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'only' two
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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a bit like ABBA, then
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:24,
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we're running out of material aren't we
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:29,
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Gooooooood thiiiiiiiis
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:50,
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Shit alligator fuck, anyone?
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:32,
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I've had her
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:33,
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any good?
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:13,
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Alligator Shitfuck, anyone?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:11,
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Can't, busy at 1am
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mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15,
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Unmissable cottaging appointment?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 May 2023, 21:21,
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what is an cottaging?
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:35,
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It's a euphemism for making cheese
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:54,
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disgusting
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16,
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real cheese is rubbed on mouldy cellar walls
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16,
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-cellar +cave
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24,
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or sewer if you shop at aldi
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25,
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i genuinely went to france on a school trip when i was 12 and we went to a 'cheese factory'
it was a farm with a mouldy walled cheese cellar and rolled the cheese on the walls did she.
then father tony bummed dominic with a ruler
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:16,
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It's no jacob dyer is it
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 1:33,
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it was quite a large ruler, as i recall.
a bit smelly an all.
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MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:16,
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๐คด๐ฉ
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 30 May 2023, 3:17,
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-l
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:00,
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Simon & Garfunkelzz
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25,
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Rain check? I'm busy right now
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15,
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Have you ever noticed how people in foreign countries talk in code?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:17,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:24,
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1
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:29,
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Didn't play
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:38,
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Yahtzee!
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:46,
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No real Croshaws pls
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:50,
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fuck me i thought friz was in jail
rip bby
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MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:18,
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