So anyway there i was just minding my own business when suddenly a customer comes in

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

Who does smegma affect?
Smegma can occur naturally in everyone. However, it most commonly appears in people who are uncircumcised. The foreskin can trap oils, skin cells and other fluids, creating an ideal environment for smegma to accumulate.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:39, archived)

The Smegma Effect
No bjs til you've scrubbed your neckend
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

Good name for a band

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:26, archived)

I think I saw them at Wembley Arena

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

They supported Bell and the Helmet Cheeses

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:11, archived)

So fgm will prevent smegma?

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

and dirty unwashed fuckers

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

Alright statue of liberty

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

yeah, probably her
she is French, after all
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371871
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:24, archived)

heh

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

Handles for spades, he actually wants, there was some hilarious misunderstanding

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

Should have said "four whacks, candles"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:08, archived)

Wax Candle in Bohemia

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:30, archived)

A Case of Identi Tealight

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

The Adventure of the Tallow Face

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:36, archived)

Wick Tracey
Candles With Wolves
Candlestick Voyage
Mad Wax Beyond The Candledome
Candlestick Beasts and Where to Find Them
Crocodile Dundee in Los Candles
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:58, archived)

Sure, here are some puns with candle-related movie names:

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:22, archived)

As if I'd use an AI to do that.
I used Monkeon's movie pun generator: www.monkeon.co.uk/moviepungenerator/
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:40, archived)

The word 'Candledome' is my own totally original idea however.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:41, archived)

That's shit, and you're a cunt, thanks :)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:18, archived)

tsayactly

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:30, archived)

That's shit and you're a cunt too lad, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

bravo!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:28, archived)

bollock roast and veggie oxo!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:01, archived)

fuck me what supermarkets do you shop at?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:25, archived)

There's actually an Aldi right around the corner, I'm not keen though. German prepared meals tend to contain human flesh or horse meat.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:34, archived)

Even the stuff that says VEGETARIAN, if you look close it says "contains"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:38, archived)

best place for them imo

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:21, archived)

Smegma, which is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture,
is typically found in individuals who do not regularly shower or wash their genitalia. It can accumulate under the foreskin in males and around the clitoris and labia minora folds in females, affecting both sexes.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Couldn't get into the new john wick, same old

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:26, archived)

Yeah I switched it off.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:26, archived)

I liked mario

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:38, archived)

juzt bought these

no ragrits
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:54, archived)

I liked it, love a bit of mindless violence, me
Chats were fucking brilliant btw, top of their game
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:27, archived)

Excellent, they are on a hell of a tour now till October

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:37, archived)

Off to see Maddy Prior band in October
I thought she was dead tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:42, archived)

She might still be

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:48, archived)

Yeah good point

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:04, archived)

wrong Maddy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:29, archived)

You might like that Nobody then

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

You were researching this weren’t you.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:26, archived)

Balanitis is a condition where the head of the penis becomes red and swollen.
It's often related to a build-up of smegma, which can happen if you're not washing your penis regularly.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:29, archived)

Because this condition affects the head of the penis, I believe it is sometimes referred to as "smeg head".

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:32, archived)

Ur Lister

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

Would the clit suffer the same ?

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:39, archived)

Clit Eastwood
He's a bit of a cunt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

asking the big questions here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

i'll ask smash

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

OK, today in "I didn't see this coming"...
I wanna fuck you like a turtle
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:16, archived)

remember to stretch your neck out and hiss

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:30, archived)

Exhilarating, terrifying, heartbreaking, full of sounds I didn’t know existed.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:39, archived)

A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

haven't heard that for yonks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:16, archived)

an interesting yet disgusting fact

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2023, 15:30, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 6:56, archived)

Yo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 7:39, archived)

That Waco documentary on netflix is rubbish

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 7:45, archived)

sorry.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:23, archived)

I think we all know everything we need to know about him by now anyway, he was a kiddy fiddler, nothing more to say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Unwise, but not illegal.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

Phillip Schofield's resignation marks the passing of a huge figure of modern history, national independence and 20th-century socialism.
For all his flaws, he will be remembered as an internationalist and a champion of social justice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

I liked that time he spun the wheel to see whether you'll be able to feed your child this week.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

I've never watched This Morning in my life, what with having a job and everything.
Everything I've heard about it over the years just makes it sound... weird.

I liked Schofield when he was on Going Live!, though. It was all downhill after the gopher ditched him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:03, archived)

I liked this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movie_Game_(British_TV_series)
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

Poor old Jonathon Morris in a sex pest sandwich there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:17, archived)

*unzips*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:20, archived)

I loved Animal Magic.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:35, archived)

spin spin spin the wheel of justice, see how fast the bastard turns

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:52, archived)

RabidRodent went to France, and some kid got banged by him.
She didn't like it.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371962
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:38, archived)

You can't market it as Wrongcock if it wasn't born within earshot of the Bow Bells.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

but enough about Spanishfly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, I've bookmarked that post for future linking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:41, archived)

If you do not wash your penis every day, a cheesy-looking substance called smegma can build up.
Smegma is a natural lubricant that keeps the penis moist. It's found on the head of the penis and under the foreskin.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:35, archived)

TIL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:36, archived)

Penis beaker

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371945
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 May 2023, 11:23, archived)

Someone should base an entire space-themed sitcom around this term

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

It's certainly funny enough to rescue something that would be otherwise terrible.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

wrap it in fancy packaging
then the french will buy it
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:27, archived)

Was up homie

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:43, archived)

alright Marge's dildo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:50, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:06, archived)

Good evening mr horrible, nice call on the bollocks by the way

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:08, archived)

It's been a busy few days, not had much chance to really bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:10, archived)

I suggest some bank holiday bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:13, archived)

(bankhollocks)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:16, archived)

horlicks
50p each
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:53, archived)

Hi knoblet's, having a nice day?
Lovely sunny one here, about to get the rotisserie going, jerk chicken here we come. In a very good mood today after a cracking night out.

The only thing that would make today better would be if I were to masturbate a manatee.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

I'm jerking my chicken as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

I got a jerk marinade recipe off a mate whose dad was Jamaican. It's fucking great.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

And therefore probably also more authentic than yours, is what I'm saying here.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 16:23, archived)

If I may?
If the authenticity of a recipe comes from the ethnicity of the parents of the supplier of the recipe...
and given that I am willing to bet that your mate had only one Jamaican parent, otherwise why mention just the dad...
then, by my calculations, this endows your recipe with exactly 50% authenticity.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:29, archived)

JaFAKEan jerk chicken, more like!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:08, archived)

Nice schunt variant below

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:43, archived)

What was the ethnicity of both parents of the person who supplied the recipe? It's important or I wouldn't ask.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

my day so far has been blissfully quiet
apart from being sicked on a bit by the baby
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

I've spent the afternoon fingering a fruit bat

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:50, archived)

Galaxy Quest is on.

(Planearm, Sun 28 May 2023, 16:58, archived)

a decent film
ruined by Tim Allen
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:03, archived)

The neighbour is flagrantly smoking weed and stinking up all the gardens and houses (cause we've all got our windows open cause of the nice weather and that).
Not even inviting folk round to join him.

Wanker.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:28, archived)

-l +r

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:31, archived)

"fork"?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:32, archived)

fragrantly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:46, archived)

i can explain if you want

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:05, archived)

And the other neighbour has a horde of shrieking children in their hot tub
- and half a dozen yapping dogs in their yard.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:31, archived)

Have you considered moving somewhere less shit?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:54, archived)

Are you working class or something?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 19:04, archived)

Children in a hot tub
Yapping dogs
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:29, archived)

How awful.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 20:41, archived)

This is meant to be a nice suburban neighbourhood
- but I'm afraid the Cyberpunk 2020 predictions were right :(
Gentrification of downtown neighbourhoods drove the disenfranchised into the suburbs, causing white flight from the suburbs into new arcologies, leaving the middleclass zones of the 1990s to become the Combat Zone of the 21st century.

I'm chipping in, got the wire in my veins choomba. Adrenochrome logic!

Or I could join the Neighbourhood Watch, I suppose.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 28 May 2023, 23:21, archived)

Erdoğan has only gone and done it

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 19:43, archived)

Er ğo dan it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 22:04, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 8:55, archived)

Hope this email finds you well, but even if it doesn't, I still need you to do this extra work, staff attrition lols

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

You get a "well done you!" badge
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:03, archived)

Bank holiday
For you it is a WANK holiday lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 28 May 2023, 9:31, archived)

I got food poisoning after eating some prosciutto in Greater Manchester
I think it was Oldham.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:04, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 10:06, archived)

that's what you get for eating some prostitute in Greater Manchester
if it tasted like old ham then you got your 50p's worth
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371781
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:31, archived)

Yeah, and I'll do that to you again if you come anywhere near here

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:56, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:13, archived)

Still drunk from last night, I think a hangover is coming.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:14, archived)

the fact that I don't feel like utter death today is a modern miracle
going to have to get back at it today, my brother's coming over for a bbq
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:30, archived)

Sun and sausages do wonders for a hangover. This is a good plan.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

^ sausage expert

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 28 May 2023, 11:08, archived)

^ sausage expert expert.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:46, archived)

You need beak

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 28 May 2023, 12:09, archived)

Baby I'm not feak
I'm gonna send ya
Back to scheak
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

"Baby I'm not feak" sounds exactly like what someone who was very feak indeed would say.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 May 2023, 15:29, archived)

stickybeak

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:44, archived)

I'm well up for some tradwife stuff

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

what is the tradwi-fi password?

( $$ ✅, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

tradwife69

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:52, archived)

Call the tradwife

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:44, archived)

My other half is doing an MSc, she's a postgradwife

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:48, archived)

If she fails, sadwife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 18:06, archived)

D'you remember the 1980s? I do.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 May 2023, 23:11, archived)

Why the bimbocore aesthetic is the path to weaponising the social performance of the ageing woman
...while I’m not out to culturally appropriate the aesthetic of the Ikkō-ikki I can certainly see the value of culture-jamming, gender-troublemakers learning how to vanish in a crowd.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 23:35, archived)

sounds like something a mod would say

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 May 2023, 0:29, archived)

Then there's some stuff about 'tradwives'. Why would a mod say that? Help me understand.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 0:47, archived)

Yes. I was there.

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 28 May 2023, 10:34, archived)

fuck off wanker

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 22:12, archived)

Who were you before? Sikrik sexface, I don't care but it seems odd to me to swap identity, no offence if ur trans

( mongychops, Sat 27 May 2023, 22:22, archived)

Sieg Heil

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 22:28, archived)

If this is a clue its not helpful

( mongychops, Sat 27 May 2023, 22:39, archived)

Can we say Hitler

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 22:51, archived)

literally

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 28 May 2023, 21:33, archived)

Ah, someone from /links

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 23:34, archived)

If you haven’t worked out tradwives are a soft power comms assault from the far right yet, the memes they post on Musk Twitter really – really – should give it away.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 23:49, archived)

I'm trying to work up the courage to ask my tradwife if she's a soft power comms assault from the far right
It may turn out I'm a massive neo-nazi, is that going to be a problem for anyone?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 2:15, archived)

Thought so

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 May 2023, 17:53, archived)

Off to see The Chats tonight, can't wait
Busy?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

in the boozer

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:52, archived)

meeting my chum at 6 for a couple of pre gig sharpeners

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:53, archived)

good idea. when i was in a band i needed to be cunted beforehand

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

the beforehand band they called us
Not really of course
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

It's a shit business

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:00, archived)

/Legs Akimbo

(Planearm, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:20, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 May 2023, 19:41, archived)

with the extra limbo, rolf harris' lesser known etc

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 21:19, archived)

apart from taking my niece home, no

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:57, archived)

I'm in fucking Holloway

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 May 2023, 17:00, archived)

watch yourself in the showers

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2023, 17:10, archived)

Fancy a Mars Bar bitch?
Just been to the movies with youngest and missus
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 17:33, archived)

Let me guess
The Little Mermaid?
(Planearm, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

It was Rhino Rape 75: The Fuckening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:31, archived)

Anal Debbie McGee /5
Good thematics
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:39, archived)

I heard it was an absolute dog

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 May 2023, 19:41, archived)

Yeah
It's shit
B3ta I mean
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:37, archived)

waiting for a poo to come through

( $$ ✅, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:28, archived)

Stick some Billy up it

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:40, archived)

choo choo

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:50, archived)

Drive employee engagement at workplace with gamification elements to your recognition program.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:44, archived)

Just back from Ikea, new Poang cushion, veggie Swedish meatballs for brunch, trans people are holy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 18:49, archived)

Didn't know they were over, enjoy mate . I'm happy people are seeing the lads

( mongychops, Sat 27 May 2023, 19:01, archived)

t p
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 27 May 2023, 21:22, archived)

I was at a punk concert

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 28 May 2023, 0:28, archived)

I have just seen some twat walking a cat on a lead.
What kind of twat have you seen this morning?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

I saw you
l
n
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:58, archived)

Oran Juice zz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:23, archived)

Not You
Congrats on your FP
You rarely post a pic but when you do it is usually top drawer
Now suck my smug
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:34, archived)

only needs one vote to get fp'd these days so not that much of a triumph

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 20:26, archived)

Belated thanks
It really doesn't deserve it
Any old shit goes on there these days
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 20:39, archived)

The mental is a twat
She's just been on the phone to me, while she's on the bus with my niece and mental 2. She then starts telling mental 2 to fuck off, repeatedly and loudly, so everyone on the bus can hear. Before I hung up on her, mental 2 had got off the bus with my niece. Niece us autistic, mental 2 has dementia and no idea where she is. This is a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

Was it the #22?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:37, archived)

No, the 53

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:47, archived)

2 Scouse mentals and a bus
What can possibly go wrong?
Hope the niece is OK
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:44, archived)

Mental 2 has been on the phone to my mum
She's bringing niece home, they both said mental 1 has been hitting mental 2,which I can quite believe.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 27 May 2023, 13:49, archived)

Do they own a cat?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 27 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

not any more

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2023, 14:41, archived)

was it run over by a bus?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:54, archived)

#2's cat was killed by a car
#1's cat was killed bu a neighbour putting poison in its food, supposedly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

ah, Slough?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 20:27, archived)

Morning? But it's Saturday.
Dunno if I dreamed of any twats, soz.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

Itchy piss flaps or piss hole
Relieved by tikka masala sauce
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 27 May 2023, 10:01, archived)

^President of Wakistan
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

Haha brilliant!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:10, archived)

you're on fire son!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

He should be.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 May 2023, 11:05, archived)

Yet again The Establishment turn a blind eye to a much older well-known celebrity grooming a teenager to be their future partner.
And then 46 years later they make him King.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:12, archived)

I don't even wait. And when you're a Royal, they let you do it. You can do anything.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:15, archived)

Grab em by the corgi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

Add a bit of raita
Just to be sure
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:50, archived)

Just
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:53, archived)

GUNTSMEG

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:33, archived)

Oh Fuck
Rogan Josh Fail
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:58, archived)

RIGHTS FOR WHITES NOW!
Er, I mean 'morning'.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:01, archived)

Bit racist m8
Just saying
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:15, archived)

Au contraire mate,I want EQUAL rights, no more race card.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:22, archived)

I identify as non specific binary race
I should read the Guardian really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:25, archived)

I think everyone should go back where they came from. Even if that means splitting people up into percentages of their total body mass and mailing their parts to the various countries their dna comes from.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:30, archived)

The Great Rift Valley might get reeeaaally crowded, is the only thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

Don't worry, it'll be all parts. They'll soon rot.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:16, archived)

I was thinking of the sea vents on the abyssal plains
- if you track the base pairs far enough...
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:18, archived)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Crunch#:~:text=The%20Big%20Crunch%20is%20a,universe%20starting%20with%20another%20Big
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

This would go some way to fixing both the food crisis and the overpopulation crisis which isn't in fact a crisis as underpopulation will soon become a bigger problem as no-one wants to have babies in case it interferes with their tiktok career.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:34, archived)

Sensible abbreviating by the Britvic marketing department.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Happy birthday Henry Kissinger! I know you are on b3ta daily

( $$ ✅, Sat 27 May 2023, 9:41, archived)

Cheers m8

( broadsword, Sat 27 May 2023, 9:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371781
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:01, archived)

no worries

( $$ ✅, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:21, archived)

I've got two cups of tea on the go. Can anyone beat that?
Don't bother lying to yourself, you know you can't.

Alt: Some waki bollocks
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:13, archived)

beer

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

Ban this sick, twisted filth
Two cups of tea on the go? You depraved monster!
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:22, archived)

Just poured myself a pint

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:23, archived)

+of vodka

(Planearm, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:45, archived)

I only drink vodka if I can't get gin
I can't currently afford either, so I'll settle for strongbow
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

for a strong enough blow they might buy you an gin

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:50, archived)

I don't do blow jobs
Serious gag reflex
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:14, archived)

you can't stop telling jokes?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:31, archived)

Can't stop till I get enough

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:34, archived)

^ blowing bubbles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 23:05, archived)

I'm cooking four sirloin steaks, which are coated in a home-made steak rub based on dried wild mushroom powder, and which have a combined mass of 1.3 kg.
We're having it with a bottle of Amarone.

So yeah.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 May 2023, 19:26, archived)

Heroin and frosty jacks too good for you then

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:34, archived)

Join the spice posse m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:53, archived)

I like to rub myself but sometimes pure meat is best

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:38, archived)

Distinctively Smoky imitation Lapsang Souchong doesn't count

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

Wait, have you got one of those novelty beer hats but with a cup of tea on each side instead?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:59, archived)

It says "MR TEA" on the front

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:05, archived)

oops

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:06, archived)

upside your head

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:12, archived)

-head +ears

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:27, archived)

O_o

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 May 2023, 23:32, archived)

‎͜( ͡👁️ ͜༼👁️༼ ͡◉ل͜◉༽ ͡👁️༽ ͡👁️)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 23:53, archived)

Agreed.
I have binned the Distinctively Crappy fake Lapsang and now have a large batch of the real stuff sold by the Kent & Sussex Tea (and filthy coffee) Company:
www.tea-and-coffee.com/buy-tea
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:59, archived)

Remember to put your Distinctively Crappy fake Lapsang out

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 0:44, archived)

All distinctively crappy teas taste the same

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 May 2023, 7:42, archived)

afternoon arseholes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:08, archived)

picks up the ricezzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:09, archived)

Enormous Dildo

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:21, archived)

oh man I LOVE 'White Flag'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:34, archived)

not really, what a pile of shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:35, archived)

Enormous Dildaro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 0:47, archived)

Which MC was the child of Paul Michael Glaser and a Volkswagen Beetle?
Lovebug Starsky!!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:19, archived)

Chapo Manton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:21, archived)

The chap singers, yeah you've seen them

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

These days etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:43, archived)

These days, you know some cats are out of line

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:50, archived)

afternoon yourself you big ballbag

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

Gigantic scrotum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

Good bollocks
I hope your bank holiday will be hairy and sweaty
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:29, archived)

The hairier and sweatier the bettier

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:38, archived)

"Transgender women will be able to participate in non-competitive recreational and community cycling without restriction."
Oh thank god, for a moment there I thought that article meant that trans people on bicycles was now illegal.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:46, archived)

Lesbians using skateboards is still a crime though, right?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:58, archived)

using them for what?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:59, archived)

To bludgeon homophobes to death

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:27, archived)

that's no crime

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:17, archived)

Tricycles
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:05, archived)

Just got back from the supermarket, there was an enormously fat person wearing a jacket with "TRANS PEOPLE ARE HOLY" on the back

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:59, archived)

supermarket mirror
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:10, archived)

then how would i see the back, hmmm?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:50, archived)

Why would you need to? It's your jacket, you know what's on the back of it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:37, archived)

YOU FAT TRANS CUNT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 20:38, archived)

TRANS PEOPLE ARE HOLY OK
🥷🏻
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 21:24, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:24, archived)

Lol
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/26/peruvian-police-seize-58kg-of-cocaine-bearing-pictures-of-nazi-flag
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:04, archived)

That was you m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:17, archived)

Best before 1945

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:29, archived)

What was it cut with?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:35, archived)

Precision.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:49, archived)

Pervitin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 18:55, archived)

Long knives

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:02, archived)

Bravo!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:06, archived)

yeah I thought my reply was good until I saw this
hats off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:10, archived)

Do you think they have found Maddie?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:00, archived)

*points at own eye*
*points at own head*
*points at Gary Lineker*
*holds nose*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:12, archived)

taking it back to the old school there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:12, archived)

i've shit meself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 16:33, archived)

*holds nose*

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:30, archived)

It's 'shat', you colonial oaf.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

Sha sha sha

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:54, archived)

Yes, I'm covered in shat :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 19:10, archived)

Jesus Christ.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:41, archived)

I was wondering who from this forum might be thinking of going into hiding.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:22, archived)

Obsessed with kids, aren't you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:25, archived)

I never mentioned kids in that post…I don’t…think…

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:55, archived)

Oh, was Madeleine McCann not a kid then?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 15:02, archived)

She’s not now.
I was talking about Maddie English.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 15:49, archived)

These days, if you say you're English you get a rep as a paedo and hounded off the b3ta forums

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:02, archived)

You?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 May 2023, 15:11, archived)

Is this the thing Shaw Taylor used to do at the end of Police 5?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 16:50, archived)

Yes and no*


*no
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 17:23, archived)

Quentin Tarantino is filming a new thriller in Portugal called Reservoir Digs.

(Planearm, Fri 26 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

Can you just stop posting this kind of awful shit please?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

probably

( $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2023, 16:48, archived)

2/7, pathetic twat
www.bbc.com/news/world-65707850
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

4/7 miscegenation hilarity

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:49, archived)

I had to look that up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

noun: extreme amusement, especially when expressed by laughter

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:47, archived)

no, it's 0.57

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 15:09, archived)

hilarity rule de nation, with version
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

Your score: 4 / 7

(Planearm, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:20, archived)

2/7 as well.
What a prick
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:27, archived)

It's a fucking disaster

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

Dead on its arse

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

4/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:39, archived)

Teachers pet.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:59, archived)

6/7 Arseboon Dilbaro

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 May 2023, 14:33, archived)

Smart meters.
What the Fuck is that all about eh?

I have feta cheese, salad and some olives here for lunch.

Or a dodgy fucking frozen donner kebab from the freezer.

You decide.

Cunts
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:13, archived)

It's salad weather

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:35, archived)

Eating a frozen kebab would probably cool you down

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:49, archived)

Frebab, like Starbuck's would sell

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:03, archived)

Hadn’t thought of that

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:27, archived)

No thanks mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

Thanks for your number mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:25, archived)

No probs pal

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 6:33, archived)

morning friday morning

( broadsword, Fri 26 May 2023, 7:00, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 7:48, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 8:00, archived)

But is it though? Is it really?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 May 2023, 9:14, archived)

Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 26 May 2023, 10:04, archived)

Ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

I was in the Netherlands today and didn't buy any cheese

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 25 May 2023, 23:06, archived)

gein kaas
*Salt Bae (Nusret Gökçe) performing his signature salt-sprinkling motion, which became a global meme.*
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 23:43, archived)

oh man, I loved that song he did with Kimbra

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 26 May 2023, 7:54, archived)

evening

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 May 2023, 0:20, archived)