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Bye Boris (for now)

(Planearm, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:30, archived)
I was just going to post about losing BJ.
4EVA IN R HARTZ
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:38, archived)
What I don't understand is every clip they show on the news of BJ shows him jogging
Yet he's still a fat bastard.
(Planearm, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:45, archived)
I suspect he more than offsets that with a lot of unhealthy habits.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:10, archived)
He's jogging between parties

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:57, archived)
Running from reporters, his responsibilities, and his dozens of secret children.
Witness the fitness.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 23:01, archived)
Fit, but not for office sadly

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:48, archived)
Isn't that 99% of /talk ?

(Planearm, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:49, archived)
everyone except the hell's angles amongst us

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:41, archived)
Was probably knobbing Dorries, Priti too you reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:55, archived)
Most definitely Dorries.
I'm only half sure about special agent Priti.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 23:19, archived)
A Political Titan, we shall not look upon his like again, says new Dame.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 23:28, archived)
His use of "witch hunt" got a laugh here, get your own material Boris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:54, archived)
Exactly the same whiny victim mentality, nothing is my fault, everyone is out to get me, abloo bloo bloo.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 22:57, archived)
Well, he is technically American

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 8:42, archived)
Hi all, Quick Releaser's here
might bumfuck a badger
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)
never try to teabag a tarantula

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Not a honey badger though

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:03, archived)
Try rimming a rhino

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:07, archived)
That sounds distasteful, to say nothing of risky.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:47, archived)
Life isn't worth living without a little risk

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)
I'm occupying 24 territories of my choice rniykwim

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:35, archived)
Johnson out for the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:14, archived)
It's been a long time since I've done that
#bantz #lads #911neverforget
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:14, archived)
Dorries pretty pissed off lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:00, archived)
Going to felch a feline

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 21:38, archived)
Bumsex Timothy thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)
heading out for a curry in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)

t n
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:03, archived)
That's what fancy places do isn't it, oh here's your chips in a flowerpot
Your steak balanced on a tiny set of wooden stairs
Your apple crumble dessert in a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:06, archived)
Once I was given half a dozen thin sweet potato fries
in what looked like a tiny wire mesh waste paper bin
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)
+by a rugged urban outdoorsman

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)
Wasn't a punchable hipster place, they were being serious about it
Not my choice, works do, they were paying for these almost empty plates thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:13, archived)
Fish on some driftwood, why not dump sand on the table as well

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:09, archived)
Gravel with your gravlax

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)
Dover soil

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:52, archived)
Mississippi mud

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)
little fishing rod

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:12, archived)
Your soup, sir
media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/8495583_R_Z001A?w=180&h=180&qlt=50&fmt=webp
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:15, archived)
Kerplunk, except each player holds the chamber over their soup when they take their turn, and there's a rabbit turd inside instead of a marble

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:29, archived)
Bop It pepper mill

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)
That thing where they cook the food next to your table, but Buckaroo

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:37, archived)
I was thinking something very similar
Also Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots suddenly came to mind, not really sure how that would work
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:38, archived)
A little robot holds your knife and fork and you try to control that using only two buttons, meaning most of your dinner ends up on the floor

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
I didn't want it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 10 Jun 2023, 0:52, archived)
I'm having lamb chops with avocado mash

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:48, archived)
You rang?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)
WRONG ACCOUNT

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)
Well we're nearly there, flebber's - the weekend is about to KICK IN
Got anything exciting planned, which you'd like to share with your fellow boarder's? Might go to the London Pizza Festival on Sunday, but then again I might not. That's just what I'm like. Sometimes I do things, other times I don't. Deal with it, girlfriend. If you can't handle me at the London Pizza Festival, you don't deserve me at my not going to the London Pizza Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)
might guff on a gibbon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)
Fart on a frog

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)
toot on a terrapin

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
Shart on a stoat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
Parp on a puffin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:28, archived)
enflatuate a ferret
why didn't someone tell me I spelled enflatuate wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
These robotic gumshoes are continuing to make exciting discoveries about Mars
robotic gumshoes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)
robotic gumshoes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)
robotic gumshoes?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
robotic cumshoes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:58, archived)
Robotic guyrim

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:03, archived)
Robotic bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:17, archived)
robollocks
stickybeak
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)
Dunno, might take the kid to the park

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
You know abducting children is illegal right?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:52, archived)
Wash day tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
Weekly bathtime?
More than 2 rubs and it's a wank
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:53, archived)
All pizzaz taste the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)
Got another barbecue tomorrow
Then off to see the parents Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:53, archived)
Running, food, anal
In that order
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
Is that where someone tries to shove a sausage up your butt whilst you try to leg it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
The very same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
Might set up a spotty bot tiktok, that'd rock, I reckon
Other than that just the normal baboon buggery
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:01, archived)
Of a baboon by you, or vice-versa?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
I'm easy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:22, archived)
I prefer to mandrill a mandrill ifykwim

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
Playing my first gig in .... oooh ....
about thirty years.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
Where at? Can we come and point and laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
The George

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:03, archived)
Free to all b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
The Draughtsman's Shin

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:49, archived)
The Toe And Seahorse

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
The Slaughtered Ham

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
The King's Ginger Stepson

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:07, archived)
The Cock and Seaman

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:07, archived)
The Fish And The Crabs
It's in Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:10, archived)
The Princess's Muffin Turners

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
The Tardis And Nosegay

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
The License Fee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
The Beleaguered Moose
fuck you canada
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)
The Jacob Dyer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:35, archived)
The Savile And Harris

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)
Don't bother, it's full of fucking kids

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:05, archived)
The Ravishing Reporter

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:05, archived)

www.independent.co.uk/topic/geraldo-rivera
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:08, archived)
Is that Dick Dastardly?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)
I can definitely see that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
The Critical Hit And Power Up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)
Welcome to your doom

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)
Thanks! I'd like a +25 health potion please.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
The Ant and Alternator

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
that incident was in my brother's local in Kentish Town
really makes you think, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:43, archived)
Yeah I'm thinking don't say Kuntish Town it's unfunny and obvious, don't say Kuntish Town it's unfunny and obvious

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:23, archived)
Kuntish Town, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)
ah well, you tried not to say it
that's the main thing
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:08, archived)
The Stool Chart
it's in Bristol
worst pub sign ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)
have fun m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
chemsex party

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
Waaay ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
at the county jail

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
Chemsex 6 now

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 6:48, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 6:52, archived)
You're not a real wizard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:09, archived)
How do you explain the invisibility then?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:30, archived)
Anthony woz ere

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:02, archived)
Alphachannelabra!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:42, archived)
good morning

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:06, archived)
Dollar dollar

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:09, archived)
Morning Mr H

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:25, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 8:37, archived)
morning h, got quite a spotty botty at the mo, probly means I'm dying of some hideous arse disease

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:48, archived)
Philip Schofield's fault

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 8:38, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 7:57, archived)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 8:38, archived)
Yeah, not bad, you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:17, archived)
🔙🔚

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:20, archived)
Shouldn't that be 'bell end', you fucking stupid fucking cunt?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)
Don't you know that I'm burning up for your science, you're not convinced that that is enience
Yesterday I found out that Russians named some combustible drugs in memory of Space Dog
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laika_(cigarette)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 8:47, archived)
Fenton(nyl)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)
Opiatehoven

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:56, archived)
Doobie Doo

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:57, archived)
Mother's Little Helper

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:59, archived)
diFidocodeine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:49, archived)
chlorRexidine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 10:51, archived)
Bullmassive

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)
Smack Shuck

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:13, archived)
King Charlie Spaniel

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
ketaminiature poodle

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)
OK, that one was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)
None of these are good.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)
All good tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
Nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)
Agreed, but POPULAR PAGE VALIDATION, woohoo!
Don't you look silly now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:36, archived)
Sillier than usual, even.
Congrats on making the PP, good forum buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
Rizsla

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)
Crack Russell

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)
Injected with a Borzoi

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:37, archived)
Muttamphetamine

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:03, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)
are you "GET(TING) IN" this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:06, archived)
Wtfayboa

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:20, archived)
Getin Noble Bank is universal bank, one of ten biggest in Poland base on balance sheet total.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:55, archived)
bollocks*




*bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:17, archived)
Hairy plums

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 9:19, archived)
Pushing that retard down the board
Anyone seen the movie Nefarious yet?

If not watch it you fucking squares.

Alt: what’s your favourite shape?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 23:47, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU RETARD

(sticklebricks, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 5:40, archived)
I endorse this response

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 6:48, archived)
Pushing that willy down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:45, archived)
🔙🔚

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:58, archived)
🆑️🅾️🅿️

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 23:00, archived)
🏃🏻🌽
🌽🕳️.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 0:15, archived)
Hi willy's, how's it going?
Fucking glorious afternoon and I'm stuck indoors prepping for this smeggy interview at 4pm. I should be outside the pub. Where should you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)
Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:03, archived)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)
I should be indoors, over there in america
Can we try to limit the conversation to air quality today? It's a fascinating subject.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
gosh isn't it just?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
yes, yes it is, you're not just saying that are you, i think the poor air quality is affecting my judgement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)
no way man, I'm all in
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)
I had to do a fifteen minute video for my course, discussing the air systems in clean rooms.
I can confirm that air quality is a deeply fascinating subject, but me talking over a powerpoint presentation manages to make it dull as fuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
#AirQual

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:18, archived)
O< -QOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:31, archived)
Rip mmps

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:31, archived)
such a high end poster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Covid raised some air quality issues I can tell you, what a palaver. I'm worried about mofs tho, don't breathe that Canadian smoke, burnt syrup can be toxic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:14, archived)
no they're keeping that sweet maple smoke for their bacon, what they're sending us smells like the embers of an all-residents-lost homeless shelter fire

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:23, archived)
Especially if I fart in your general direction

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:23, archived)
I should be keeping my job
Quitting this call centre dead-end job was not a good idea
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/8-young-workers-drug-cartel-operated-call-center-killed-mexico-rcna88119
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
constructive dismissal
I wonder what their air quality index is like over there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:06, archived)
you don't quit the cartel, the cartel quits you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Nice that they tidied up afterwards though

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)
Should have put in the food recycling bins though
that'd have been more environmentally friendly
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)
What could be more environmentally friendly than removing a few humans from an overcrowded planet?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:10, archived)
Alright Mr Putin

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)
Putting the body parts in compostable bin bags?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:35, archived)
I can see you've actually thought about this, so I'll concede here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:42, archived)
Good news for queef tho
means there are a few jobs going in a call centre, and they probably don't mind if you smoke a bit of weed, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)
yesssss

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Quote Monty Python's cheese shop sketch to the interviewer
That will impress them
And remember the tricycle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)
I smashed it, the guy thought I was great, because I fucking am.
Meeting the MD next week and will do a day's work as a trial to see how I get on/if I like it. Feeling pretty good right about now, ngl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
by which I mean the air quality here isn't too bad at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
they seem like a well-run business, they've found a winning format, it would appear
my plan is basically industrial espionage, so I can learn the ropes and ultimately start something of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)
I approve of this plan

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)
Is it the cheese job?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)
nah Sicilian pastries (they are cannoli specialists)
not my favourite things to eat but it's still Italian grub so all good. He asked me what I know about cannoli, which fortunately is rather a lot. I think that sealed the deal. That and my massive wang, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
Wang chung? Dancehall baby

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)
so far so good, but it'll all come down to your chemistry with Holly in the screen test.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
A mix of celebrity interviews, entertainment news, current affairs discussions, sports competitions, health columns, cooking tips, and beatboxing in the nude.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 20:57, archived)
her mouth reminds me of Jack Nicholson's Joker
not in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)
I should be leaving for work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:25, archived)
The Sopranus

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:32, archived)
Guntsmellas

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
The Knobfather

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Carlito's Gay

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:25, archived)
Nonce a Bum a Time in Nude Pork

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
Hey guys what's your favorite color?
Alt: what's your favorite smell? Mine is scorched canada.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:38, archived)
Camouflage, or sometimes clear.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:39, archived)
Lab leak confirmed, chynese-canadian scientisms tried mixing "cheeto dust" with chemtrails

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:40, archived)
I mean it tastes good, but it's probably bad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)
They're turning the freakin' frogs yellow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:46, archived)
Hi I'm Alex Jones and I think I've apologised enough

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)
Draw a line, move on
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 12:14, archived)
Dolly Parton's coat of many colours
Alt, Dolly Parton's big boobs
Lol big boobs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 12:25, archived)
Bumhole brown

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 12:48, archived)
I don’t have a sense of smell so my favourite colour is strawberry
Hope that answers your fucking question
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:00, archived)
Populol

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:58, archived)
Black
And freshly cut grass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:31, archived)
I also like the smell when you cut a grass, and he shits himself in terror, the slaaag

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)
He deserves it

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)
I think that you mean 'favourite' and 'colour'
America's over there chum
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:47, archived)
ok thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)
look are you sure because I could swear I can smell Canada right now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)
like, 256 - Very Unhealthy, smell of Canada

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:56, archived)
No u

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:57, archived)
Skip the kidato do skeptic dickinado do

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)
Well, if you're asking

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 7:44, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 7:45, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)
Ok, done. Now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:12, archived)
Scraggly's back

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:37, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)
Morning Keith. How are the cats?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:37, archived)
Good thanks, enjoying the evening weather, bit too hot for them during the day lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:40, archived)
Fear of a yellow planet

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)
I'm dreaming of a yellow christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)
The sunsets were yellow and yellow and yellow and on fire, and the clouds would catch the yellow everywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)
What were the clouds like when you were young?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)
Such a stunning coat of many colors
How he loved his coat of many colors
It was yellow and yellow and yellow and yellow and yellow
Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased with what they sellow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:49, archived)
I closed my eyes, pulled back the foreskin...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/phillip-schofield-joseph-and-the-amazing-technicolour-dreamcoat-the-knights-of-music_uk_57175250e4b0dc55ceeb457b
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:29, archived)
Mister yellow sky

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:50, archived)
Going up to the spirit in the yellow
That's where I'm gonna go, when I dellow
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)
YELLOW PERIL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)
Yet more casual racism from DC Thomson

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)
Afternoon delellow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)
I wrote a song, I wrote a song fo-or you
And it was fucking terrible
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)
Now shut the door, keep down to south

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:54, archived)
Lucy in the sky with yellow

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)
Turmeric, bright eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)
N.B. this doesn't work if you pronounce it "tumouric" like a fucking idiot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)
That is something about which I get far, far more annoyed than is rational, but I can't help it
Why would the first 'R' be silent? What kind of fucking stupid fucking wanker would think that?

I don't want to get Newham Council involved in this but so help me God I will if necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:15, archived)
I hate those people as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:23, archived)
Newham Council, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)
POHIBITED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)
*angry Teletubby noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)
Pretty much the same as they are now, AFAICT.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)
Weird how you don't see white ones like in the 80s, it's all brown now

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:10, archived)
Less chalk in the food

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:11, archived)
Toxic fumes kicking in?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:17, archived)
Not interested in the birdcage anymore

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:31, archived)
Is thar this new 'drill music' I've been hearing about?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)
Bitty McLean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:55, archived)
MC Hammer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:00, archived)
Chuck D

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:03, archived)
Black 'n' Dekker

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:24, archived)
Pneumatic kids on the block

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 11:38, archived)
Cordplay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
^ likes a bit of scat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
Pushing whatever the fuck that is down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:21, archived)
Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:24, archived)
Depends who's asking

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:47, archived)
And out of the window, hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:29, archived)
and out of orbit, with any luck

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:30, archived)
It's the only way

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:39, archived)
…to be sure

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:40, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:46, archived)
I like this

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:06, archived)
You know what?
I don't know which /talker I hate more. You don't see him fucking people over for a goddamned percentage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:14, archived)
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:17, archived)
I already told you it was a derelict, it wasn't from there
Don't you get it? We homed in on its beacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
I've got a variety of Aliens quote gifs, but they all died with b3tards

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:27, archived)
^🎥👽

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 1:21, archived)
Something in the yellow took John Lee

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:04, archived)
It was bananas. Never trust bananas.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 23:12, archived)
We had some bananas here but I can't see them now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 1:58, archived)
Air quality index: 325 - Hazardous
354 now, one of the counties around here is at 485, the index only goes up to 500
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 0:44, archived)
here's goping you get the record

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 6:33, archived)
You can't even get an insult right

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)
Hi, Deke Pilkinson from Q8 here, just wanted to check in and make sure your coupons were operating correctly.
WE ARE LIVE on YouTube and British comedy website b3ta: Please feel free to interact with our live AMA on /board and /talk:
b3ta.com/board/11394877

Please keep discussions related to Q7/Q8.

Danke

Qwelcome:
I GOT THE POISSON, I GOT THE POISSON

A warm applause for Dave Clarke.mp5 (just hold your position)
7:07
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(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
have you been at the wakki bakki m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
Hi hi Queef Richard's, that would be against company policy while posting on social media.

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:02, archived)
I notice you haven't actually answered the question
hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:03, archived)
Working for a corporate entity like Q7 I can not confirm or deny the use of narcotics on company time.
Thank You

Ched Wilkinson

[email protected]
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:06, archived)
5p off every litre of unleaded

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:04, archived)
Let me put you in touch with sales.
Please forward any negotiations to:

[email protected]

Danke
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)
Are fannies ok to send?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)
Let me check company policy and I'll get back to you.

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:12, archived)

yes
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)
What happened to Q5?
Asking for a stranger I just met.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:14, archived)
Hello atomic, good question, I'll need to forward this to technical support.
How are your japes going?
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:20, archived)
My japes are crashed.

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:43, archived)
They say it was updated.

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
They always say that.
Don’t you believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)
What the fuck

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)
Hi hi Gary Lineker , well done on the championship.
All of us at Q9 are major fans of your commentary.

Please consider partnering with us:

c.wilkinson/[email protected]
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:35, archived)
The sky and air are bright yellow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)
Hello mofaha, we're all getting a kick out of your username here at Q10HQ, is it a reference to Commando?
Our Ceo Jurgen RanMangstwer loved your recennt abstraction, he upBeefed it on B33f3r
((Link to direct SignaturePost))
34:10
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:36, archived)
Bright yellow!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Why, Canada? Why?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:22, archived)
Vince Gilligan take note, the border has moved

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:39, archived)
Coldplay's unwisely rejected, better first draft

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:46, archived)
All the leaves are yellow
and the sky is yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:52, archived)
I went for a walk, cough cough cough cough

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)
Compiling functionality...
START
Compiling Respondents..
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:48, archived)
If we communicate for two minutes only it will be enough

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)
Hello Turtle Power, I gotta tell ya, we're also a major fan of the Ninja Turtles and various mutants.
Ninja, Ninja, Raaap
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)
Not clicking that, probably SATDERDAY

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:05, archived)
Come ahn, dond bullshit meh.

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:10, archived)
Where do you get all your crazy ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:49, archived)
hihi brb, please direct all media questions to Pancho Liason our media representative.
Danke
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:56, archived)
I’m afraid I can only go as high as Q6.5

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Hihi Cheers, please forward any negotiations to:
q.6.5@r

Sorry for the transgression.

Danke
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:12, archived)

If you were two inches deep in your mum while your dad was 2 inches deep in you, would you push forward 2 inches to escape your dad, or pull back 2 inches to exit your mum?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
HiHi Keith R Swank, here at Q9 we've conducted an in-depth survey related to your question and have deduced the following:
If our collective dicks were inside our own mother we would prefer to thrust forward into her vagina as opposed to getting a few inches of our father's penis in our anus.

We hope this addressed your query, please feel to reach out (not around, see what we did there) at:

[email protected]
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:23, archived)
Non sequitur and false dichotomy.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:24, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:34, archived)
Why does simple logic upset you so?
My point is there are several other directions in which one can move while being the lucky Pierre, most of which will result in everything popping out (especially given how shallow both penetrations are in your scenario). It takes a lot more effort to get into your starting position than it takes to get out of it. One could turn or roll in several different directions, or drop, or, depending on how flaccid the penises are, and how slack the orifices are, a simple cough could instantly resolve both problems.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8373043
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)
"lucky Pierre"
very suave
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:06, archived)
Here's to your luck, Peter

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)
How are you so fucking suave?

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)
lucky pierre
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165488/luckypierre.png
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:19, archived)
LUCK

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)
LUCKY PIERRE SQUARE
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/101378/1686165695/luckypierre.png
(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)
I thought I was a Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:51, archived)
Non sequitur.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:55, archived)
Dunno why you're so upset.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:04, archived)
because you're insufferable when you enter your manic phase, might 2.0 you for the next couple of months

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)
LOL this is my manic phase?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:11, archived)
dicks are complex

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)
Freud thought so

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:44, archived)
But sometimes a penis is just a penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)
^ envious

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)
Hate speech, MODSSS
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
A non sequitur? In a dekion thread? CALL THE POLICE!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)
The allegory gets lost amidst the increasingly stupid splatter

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:27, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:35, archived)
all of the splatter will be absorbed by it been a allegory

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:42, archived)
I watched a film, I watched a film by Paul [Verhoeven]
And it was alle gory
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:49, archived)
I am watching 'The Family'
It's not bad
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:58, archived)
-The +Guy -not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:37, archived)
Always let daddy dominate

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:29, archived)
yo, what the fuck is wrong with you

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)
makin you moist

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
is b3ta like s&m shit now, you freaky fucks

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
No it's just when you're around PIERRE, the sky turns yellow too apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
PIERRE? Isn't that a Canadian name, like Fauci?
I see you changed your name back, if I was taking notes I would note this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
A:yes

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)
🧙‍♂️

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:53, archived)
'let'? Your domination game is weak.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)
What in the name of Satan's unholy portion are you blathering on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:09, archived)
^President of Wakistan
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:13, archived)
Alright dear

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:44, archived)
I'm not clicking on any of those blue links btw, soz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 21:50, archived)
Hullo knobtit's, QR here
Y'araight? I see my old m8 and physical violence advocate 'be right back' poster has been up to his usual joyful antics. Who else is a weird cunt? You can say Timmy Mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:18, archived)
Timmy Mallet

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:19, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:24, archived)
your welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:24, archived)
semen khaidenko

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)
I hear you're a racist now father

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:31, archived)
That bloke who works in Poundland
And is constantly rearranging the fridge by the door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)
Who is it for?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:36, archived)
that was me m8
job interview 2moz, selling Sicilian pastries (cannoli etc) at London's wanky food markets. I want the job, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)
I like those arancini things
and cannoli and stuff. Could be okay, that. The people on the stalls look reasonably happy.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:49, archived)
I fucking love arancine*, there's a place on the main drag in Palermo that does the best I've ever eaten
the wild boar ragu ones are fucking insane

*I'm such a colossal food ponce that I favour the western Sicily spelling
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:53, archived)
Take a folding chair

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
I wonder if that's allowed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:55, archived)
It should be
Your legs will be knackered standing around in the heat all day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
You'll have to grow a hipster beard
And come to work on a tricycle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
way ahead of you bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
I bought stuff from Poundland that cost £1.50
Absolutely bonkers!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)
I took your nan to poundland last christmas, IYKWIMAITYD

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)
Haha, it's as if they didn't even consider inflation when naming their shop!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:40, archived)
Fiverland sells rabbits, tennerland sells singers and incontinence pads

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)
Grandland before long!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:45, archived)
They sell pianos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)
I wonder what you can buy at monkeyland

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)
Klaxons

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)
dangerous waters here eh, daaangerous waters

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26, archived)
most threatening pink floyd member ever

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:26, archived)
Auschwitz Jew Were Here

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:32, archived)
The Reich Side Of The Moon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:15, archived)
Don't mention The Wall

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
Echoes (of Nazi Germany)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)
Careful With That Axe Eugenics

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)
Kleenex
www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jun/07/origins-masturbation-traced-back-primates-40m-years-ago
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:20, archived)
monks, duh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)
Tennerland sell wraps of billy and stuff for japper introduction
Prolly been raised in price since last time I bought any
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
They were selling flip flops for £6!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
Sounds sexual

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
those were 69 pounds

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 22:35, archived)
The dollar store has always charged sales tax, so nothing was ever a dollar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)
Nick Smegg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:41, archived)
Smeggie Kray

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)
Mystic Smegg

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:44, archived)
Smeg Presley of The Troggs

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)
Alright, went for a stroll round my new area earlier, it's pretty 'alright'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)
Runcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:18, archived)
I can only dream!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:28, archived)
-d

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:34, archived)
rings can only get battered

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:58, archived)
Onion

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
We'll have to wait and see

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 19:41, archived)
he's ignored me again so i don't have to suffer
quite thoughtful of him really.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)
I can't imagine what being ignored by Timmy Mallet must feel like

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:28, archived)
it's pretty alright

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 20:22, archived)
Dr. John Campbell, probably
Keeps appearing on my youtube recommendations for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:30, archived)
Mine too
I like his posters
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)
Safe, pavement, look, if, no ... keep

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:51, archived)
I didn't know that was his surname, Right Place Wrong Time is a fucking tune

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 18:02, archived)
171 - Unhealthy :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:38, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:59, archived)
Self serving bollocks thread.
No upsets, please.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)
Might I recommend the boars testicles in a steamed mussel sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:35, archived)
Van Damme!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
Damn you too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
Ahem...
"No upsets please."
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:03, archived)
Self serving only.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:48, archived)
I've spent too much money on cat stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)
Go on...

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Scans

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)
Our previous cat's favourite 'toys' were cardboard boxes to sit it and newspapers to sit on
Catnip mice and bought stuff he had no interest in
Still miss the little sod he turned feral and disappeared
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)
I think he moved with me by the sound of it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
Don't be horrible to him please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:12, archived)
I've got him a catnip mouse
A springy mouse, a laser pointer, a squeaky fish, a collar, feeding bowl and water bowl,dreamies and kitten milk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:16, archived)
I predict he will like the dreamies and milk.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:46, archived)
Spanishfly isn't a Spanish Fly at all, but a donkey's asshole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:48, archived)
...pass it on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:49, archived)
The left hand side

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
We’d like to humbly suggest that as our work appears to bring some value to you, it is only fair to ask you to pay a modest something in return.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
Fine, you can have 50p

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
That's ham sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:35, archived)
An Ass’ Hole

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:03, archived)
What would you do if your adopted country was under attack from Canadian smog?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:05, archived)
All smeg tastes the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:15, archived)
Get a job cleaning ahu filters, kerching $$$$$

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
You got every right to plant your feet and shoot to kill

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Blame Canada
There's a song about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)
I've just realized, Fauci sounds like a Canadian name

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)
Sounds more Italian to me

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
See, I thought that, but then I realized.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:42, archived)
Smog has a particular meaning.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:58, archived)
So do the words 'fuck off brb'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
Fuck off Dozer
Love, your cats
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)
Not as good as my joke though.
You should put me back on ignore if you can't control your emotions around me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:49, archived)
I don't think you're ready for his jelly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:04, archived)
brb is an upset twit, pass it on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)
Chumps? Is that you?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)
🇪🇸🪰🫏💍

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:10, archived)
Spanishfly is a paedo, pass it on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:28, archived)
Clickin’ dis

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:40, archived)

Spanishfly is a pedalo.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:56, archived)

aauuuauauauh
auh
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
Thanks Chris

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

Spans flyfish happy dhal oh
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
What, kids ride him?
Yet more proof.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
It's all Prince Harry and Philip Schofield's faults

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:14, archived)
Barrymore, you forgot Barrymore

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:15, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:16, archived)
and Dre

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 15:35, archived)
Good mid morning cock sockets

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:50, archived)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:19, archived)
FUCK YEAH WEDNESDAY

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:28, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:35, archived)
Good morrow

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:14, archived)
Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:20, archived)
You seem a bit grumpy
Try getting a cat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:39, archived)
A grumpy cat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)
I have two cats.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)
How the fuck do you cope?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:48, archived)
U wot?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)
My one cat is quite enough
He's good company and everything, but when he wants something he really pesters. Almost doglike at times.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:51, archived)
They hate you
They tolerate you because you feed them but they loathe everything about you
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:11, archived)
Not true at all.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 9:36, archived)

I have 3 enormous cats.

They stare at me while I'm eating and demand tribute.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:55, archived)
Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:26, archived)
Hiyas

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)
Air quality is 183 here now, I don't think I've ever seen it over 100 before today, the air outside is full of smoke
apparently this is all from the Canadian wildfires currently burning out of control.
The air is seriously unpleasant to breath, it stinks of woodsmoke and there's something else that's catching in my throat and making me cough, maybe oil/tar from the burning trees?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 3:27, archived)
"PM2.5 concentration is currently 12 times the WHO annual air quality guideline value"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 3:59, archived)
Stay safe mofaha
and stay 2nd amendment
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 6:04, archived)
and stay ale air

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 6:16, archived)
MY COLD DEAD HEART

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:33, archived)
Wear a mask

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 7:07, archived)
+ OVER YOUR COLD DEAD FACE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:28, archived)
AND MY COLD DEAD HANDS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:34, archived)
Fuck you Whitty, FREEDOMMMMM

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)
Don't worry, once all the trees have burned down then they won't be able to catch fire again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)
If they'd built the wall, this would not have happened.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:35, archived)
Blame Canada

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 12:55, archived)
I've just realized, Fauci sounds like a Canadian name

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 13:44, archived)
Sounds more Italian to me

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 14:45, archived)
if you were on a massive drugs
and thus suffering from thinking trouble, what's the absolute worst car or other transportation device you could buy yourself?

alt: vacuum cleaners up your bum, how many is too many enough?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:19, archived)
Fucking Telsa
Their interface is so dense and bizarre, you'd never get it to do what you want, and it'd monopolise your attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:21, archived)
maybe they could have elon musk as a blowup head
on the dashbroad instead of a dell inspiron laptop display
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:34, archived)
One

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 19:48, archived)
spoken by a man with experience

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:35, archived)
When I was a medical student in hospital there was a 'Book of Shame' we were shown
Stuff inserted anal and minge
Well played fuck knows the straining required to get champagne bottles up the backside bottom first
Lol bottom
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:33, archived)
so that's where all the nice glasses went

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
What a spectacle

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:04, archived)
so smeary

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
One moment we're doing everything by stealth, only coming up from the sewer when it's dark and wearing trenchcoat disguises
the next we get a fucking great zeppelin in bright colours with a detachable glider and fly it between skyscrapers, dropping bombs and firing lasers at the baddies
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:34, archived)
just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and i
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)
How do you put a soul singer into a microwave?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
Asking for a Gabriella Wesberry

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

It's Bill Withers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:53, archived)
Anything fast
No massive drugs for me, my mates are enforcing a ban due to my blood pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:12, archived)
go on... live a little.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)
A Reliant Super Robin
As for anal roombas, Wire reckon 3.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 21:53, archived)
that model is unfortunately out of stock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 22:29, archived)
I bought a MK1 mx5 while on massive drugs.
It was a fucking nightmare.

I also just got a master ball in Pokémon go so fuck off cunt
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:16, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:22, archived)
Get fucked four eyes

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
Fuck off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:56, archived)
Fuck off cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:00, archived)
The air quality level yesterday for this area just said "118 - Unhealthy" ok then what do I do with that information exactly?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:34, archived)
Bottle the air on a good day

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:46, archived)
$999.99, includes 8 accessories! 8!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 0:35, archived)
keep your eyes peeled for those 118 118 guys
they were polluting the airwaves for ages
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 23:52, archived)

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