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friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face bumming a bison
hi gunt's how's it gunting? day off today, had a few sunny drinks, going to grill up some chicken in a bit. Working Greenwich indoor market all weekend, it's great down there. I'm opposite a record seller so I fear I'll end up spending more than I earn but hey ho. Up to owt?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:22, archived)

might felch a friesian

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiciScGdTvs
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

I was listening to this earlier in a rare foray into my 12"s
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIUnpI6LBSo&ab_channel=DjDavidC.

what a fucking tune eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

they used to perform in black KKK style hoods

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)

#ThatsInterestingQueef

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:42, archived)

They're rustified, and they're ancient

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:48, archived)

oh I thought you said KLF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:49, archived)

no u never
dunt lie m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

m8 have a look at your typing, it's not exactly clear is it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

maybe I've selected a tricky font

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

IBYH YDOB

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:12, archived)

12" lol
King Dong
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)

mor like king KONG amirite?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:54, archived)

Donkey Kong you bonkers you

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

He fainted every time he got a bone-on because it took up so much of his blood
100% true, someone told me that at school
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)

and he always fell forwards onto it due to being front-heavy, causing horrible pænüs injuries

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

100% that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:01, archived)

Might plow a plover, maybe rim a robin, might fist a finch.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

Due to immense peer pressure, I will commit to possibly bagpiping a bullfrog

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

Make a bullfrog centipede, is what you're saying?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)

that is exactly what I am saying

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

McCartney is such a deviant

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:34, archived)

We all rim together

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:45, archived)

Bum, bum bum

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:47, archived)

Fridge shopping tomorrow
Special day out Sunday
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:53, archived)

special day out you say?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)

Yep
It's our 12th time and, as the boys are 15 tomorrow, it may be our last
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

Enjoy it m8
My kid's 15 next week too. 13 months since we last spoke. No idea what I'm supposed to have even done. Fucking heartbreaking
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)

Probably bitch mother at work

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:58, archived)

100% guaranteed

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:03, archived)

day out of the fridge?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)

Day off for Fridgl

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)

slicking a stoat

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$$ ✅, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

Very wise

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)

I'm murdering mice
(I think it'll be quite erotic)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:39, archived)

how many are you up to now

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:41, archived)

you 🔄 up -to

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:52, archived)

We had a mouse problem at the pub the building is well old with a massive cellar
Tried everything called in the pros eventually
They make good omelettes allegedly
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 16:57, archived)

~~the building~~ my mrs
~~cellar~~ fanny
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:04, archived)

Fanny lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:03, archived)

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few rodents

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:15, archived)

High queef, might have a go at frenching a fruit bat, see how that pans out

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)

6/7 get 'em, get 'em, get 'em
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66115560
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:49, archived)

3

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

Hello the Internetwork, Queef here, want to buy some second hand Byakuya? Barely used?
Only kidding! It's really your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot vomit.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:51, archived)

~~Hello the Internetwork, Queef here, want to buy some second hand~~
Barely used?
Only kidding! It's really your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot vomit.
x2
+JUNGLIST MASSEEEV!!!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:05, archived)

The mistajam video still makes me smile

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

~~JUNGLIST MASSEEEV!!!!!~~

call for Shabba Rankin
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:40, archived)

Me and the wife have a running joke about a dancehall song by an Orthodox Jewish MC
with a refrain that goes "Mister Lieberman... Shabbat!"
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Because we are both very funny, you see.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:55, archived)

Yes, clearly

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)

What time's the next bus due?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

How long is the gestation period?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

reminds me of the Jewish tribute act in Phoenix Nights, 'Rabbi Williams'
Peter Kay might be a cunt but that programme was fucking hilarious.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:34, archived)

KNOBTIT'S

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:11, archived)

Steves and Mortimer

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:12, archived)

Stevevery Corporation

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:14, archived)

Gypsies, Tramps and Steves

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:15, archived)

Steves and liars

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:21, archived)

Sigourney Stever

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:16, archived)

Steveland cleamer

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

Adam and Steve
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:21, archived)

Stever Patrol

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:22, archived)

You bring the bobby and i'll bring the steve

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:29, archived)

Steve-a Las Vegas

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:35, archived)

Steven After All

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:45, archived)

DONKEY ANUS

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:13, archived)

WHAT DO YOU SANUS

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 17:06, archived)

BIG UP Y VEST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:19, archived)

I have cut my tongue

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

Why?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:22, archived)

I hate myself

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

Have salt and vinegar crisps with that

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:26, archived)

It was salt and vinegar peanuts that caused all the problems

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:24, archived)

Bifurcation, you're taking that king hiss cosplay too far

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:33, archived)

~~you're taking that king hiss cosplay too far~~
that's what you need
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:34, archived)

Early 90s cheryl baker y/n
/ac
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:09, archived)

Y

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:50, archived)

Which do you prefer - Bucks Fizz the band or Bucks Fizz the drink? 2000+ VOTES SO FAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 15:33, archived)

Today is a good day
Been shopping and picked up more DVD's, including brain dead and creepshow
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:26, archived)

aka spanishfly and dozer

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:37, archived)

lol

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Actual lol there m8.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:12, archived)

More like dozer and spanishfly respectively, though, right?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:13, archived)

That’s what I was thinking

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:34, archived)

And that's a clickin'

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:31, archived)

In that order?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:33, archived)

Mouse plague!
two days ago we noticed lots of mice outside scurrying around in the daytime. Which we've not seen before. Put a trap at the side of the garden - we've caught six of the little fucker already.

End of days. End of days I tell you. Soon it'll be raining blood and locusts and shit.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:05, archived)

Another one. That's seven now.
What the hell is going on out there?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:07, archived)

That's seven now.
What the hell is going on out there?

~~garold~~ DJ Khaled
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:10, archived)

Massive amounts of mouse sex

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:23, archived)

I’d say get a cat but I’ve had more mice in the house than when I didn’t have one

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:09, archived)

Your cat is a mouse farmer

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

Get a pet owl, problem SOLVED.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:13, archived)

Just moves the issue into pellets everywhere

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)

bio-degradable

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

Mice are biodegradable too
Once they stop running.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

Stevey Dan

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

Stevenescence

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

Beefs, Steevs and Queefs

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:15, archived)

stevening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:21, archived)

Have you tried shitting on their tits?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:28, archived)

Thread at the controls

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 11:31, archived)

Good morning
Welcome to the am Threads
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:07, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:20, archived)

Alright H
How is the Steps reunion?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:49, archived)

I'm moving them to the other side of the patio

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)

are you threadening me?

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:46, archived)

Deep thread dude

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:52, archived)

Threaddie Vedder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 7:56, archived)

Don't get that one sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376565
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:12, archived)

Threadward Norton

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:08, archived)

Is he or isn't he?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:11, archived)

Thread Durst

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:23, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Norton#Discography
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)

www.discogs.com/artist/869529-David-Duchovny
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:19, archived)

It's great that these struggling unknown artists manage to get record deals

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)

Duchovny's music is simultaneously better than you'd expect, and exactly as shit as you'd expect.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

ever heard Steve Davis' band? I saw them opening for Steve Hillage
not bad actually
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:54, archived)

Pot the threads then
screw back
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:56, archived)

Not so far, what band is the other guy in?
Davis DJs here when the snooker's on at the barbican, might get my arse over there next time.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:04, archived)

Ah, just checked. He's in Cardiacs and Gong.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:06, archived)

Was this at a festival called Stevestock where all the acts have to be called Steve?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:25, archived)

yes

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 10:39, archived)

Thread Flintstone

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:18, archived)

Thread inna Babylon

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 9:34, archived)

Pushing that prick down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 22:53, archived)

Right Said Thread

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)

Ree Colour Threads

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 23:37, archived)

Talking Threads

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 23:38, archived)

The Threading Present

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 23:52, archived)

Thread Kennedys

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 23:53, archived)

Radiothread

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 0:48, archived)

Thread Hot Chili Peppers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 0:49, archived)

Thread Zeppelin

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 0:49, archived)

Thread Seven

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 0:50, archived)

Pushing that bumlord down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)

The Eagle is more inclusive these days

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:45, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:57, archived)

Shave 'em or you're not getting in.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)

There is potentially a small advantage or a large advantage to being an early adopter of Threads - you certainly will have less people in the Threads ecosystem, so maybe you can get more followers quicker or something like that.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 22:22, archived)

Fewer
voat.co/v/B3ta/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

Elon Musk takes aim at Meta's new Threads app, saying 'thank goodness they're so sanely run,' like fuck yeah sick burn bro, also what's it like being one of the richest people in human history, good is it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 1:00, archived)

YEAH?

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:50, archived)

Yeah let's do that

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)

Cool. Meet at Spanishfly’s Runcorn bedsit in 1 hour

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:01, archived)

NO PANTS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

I don't even own pants

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:05, archived)

No, the correct response is, "I don't even own no pants"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:39, archived)

🧊🥩@🇪🇸🪰🏃🏼‍♂️🌽🛏️🪑🔂🕒

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:39, archived)

Lord of the Bums
Working title that Tolkien discarded
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:53, archived)

Along with his pants

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)

tbf Lord of the Rings has it pretty much covered

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:20, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376522
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)

By pants?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376529
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

And my axe.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

However, most businessmen are engaged in mining.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:53, archived)

It's always bumlords, never bumladies

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:10, archived)

Ladies do not do bumsex
Only the gays and trans people
Ladies are too fragrant for bum related stuff
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:14, archived)

My current fragrance is Ted Baker and garlic

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 15:22, archived)

Classy!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:06, archived)

~~aker~~ undy
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)

^has never talked a lady into letting him do her up the bum-bum

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)

Your mum wanted 50p
I spent it on cheap pig products
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 21:17, archived)

p p p pork marketsss?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 1:01, archived)

Lifetime ISAs are shit and pointless, don't bother.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 16:32, archived)

~~time ISAs are~~ is
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

don'
bo ur
h le pow
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 17:29, archived)

I scored 2/7: Ron Out Of Sparks
Seriously I didn't realize you'd kept the "t" from "don't" and I struggled to make some sense of botle
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

It's botle isn't it

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jul 2023, 3:03, archived)

Doctorin' the Turdis

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:27, archived)

Turd
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

Bumlords and bumburgers what a day.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 20:57, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:41, archived)

No

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 13:03, archived)

Yeah

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 13:08, archived)

Yeah!

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 13:21, archived)

Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

ARSEHOLE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:41, archived)

KNOBSHIT

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:52, archived)

yeah

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:26, archived)

hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 7:32, archived)

lo

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 7:42, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 7:50, archived)

HIYA MATE

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:08, archived)

CUNTIO!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:42, archived)

I think I am in love

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:45, archived)

Probably just dreamin'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:48, archived)

HOLY SHITTING BUMBURGERS
Morning, I mean
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)

fancy seeing you here

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:18, archived)

alright treacle

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 14:26, archived)

I really fucking wank a bum burger and a Cock dog

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

The Spice Girlzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:17, archived)

Piss up a rope fuckstick

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:49, archived)

That's the name of my new band

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:02, archived)

Glastonbury next year?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:38, archived)

Bollocks to Glastonbury
If it hasn't got tunnels under the fences and scallies charging a fiver it's a waste of time
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)

Someone here called it a middle class middle aged wankfest
I pretty much concur
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:07, archived)

Fuck me
www.dbchocolate.com/Chocolate-Covered-Bacon-20-Pack_p_1408.html

Bacon love it
Chocolate now and then
Together?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:53, archived)

Oy vey

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:03, archived)

whaddup nerds
im shook this place is still going
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:32, archived)

jury's out on that one tbh

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:36, archived)

its hidden an all, like a secret clubhouse

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:14, archived)

~~club~~ shit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:48, archived)

Lol clubfoot

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:08, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:42, archived)

alright morning

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:14, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:26, archived)

I forgot about that icon, it's aged well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 10:53, archived)

+ much like yourself rosalicious you absolute ledge
you dropped that bit
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:16, archived)

I apologise, I assumed autocomplete would do that for me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:29, archived)

morning

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:02, archived)

yo

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:17, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 11:17, archived)

Fuck you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:02, archived)

Hi. I am Gary Lineker the jug eared twat off of the tele. HIYA!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

I'm having one more cigar of the rette then i'm going to bed.
you're welcome to come with but i snore like colliding weather fronts
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:58, archived)

Christ shut up will you? Nobody's reading all this shit you type

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:03, archived)

piss off you illiterate cum nugget

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:04, archived)

Dunno what that is soz

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:05, archived)

no mirrors in your squat eh?
bedtime GOODNIGHT x
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:09, archived)

Bottoms

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:14, archived)

Perhaps. However, most businessmen are engaged in mining.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 1:20, archived)

Mining refers to exploiting valuable natural mineral resources by manpower or machinery. However, most businessmen are engaged in mining. They face whether to use subsurface mining or strip mining to mine an orebody.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 23:35, archived)

www.dbchocolate.com/Chocolate-Covered-Bacon-20-Pack_p_1408.html
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 1:50, archived)

of up ~~tte~~ ctum
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 9:04, archived)

I would just like to say something
but i'm not going to.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:08, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:10, archived)

that hurt my feelongs
i'm very sensitive so my feelings are longer than most peoples

you wanker
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:13, archived)

You know where feelings get you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:16, archived)

well the last time i used my feelings in public i got arrested
there were no moles anywhere near that station. trumped up charges.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:18, archived)

I used mine once in Holloway
A naive error.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)

fuck off i'm pissed that's far too complicated for my semi hemispheric brain twat

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:32, archived)

Semi detached maybe

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:40, archived)

semi deTWATched

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:49, archived)

Go on
Impart your wisdom oh wise one and I'll post you some magic japper speed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:12, archived)

i didn't sleep at all last night so you can shove your magic japper cracker up your rectum
i'm ready for bed. just one more jap crack and then i'm going.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:15, archived)

Magic Rohypnol and Ket then?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:18, archived)

yeah that's probably what i'll be taking in about 10 minutes.
or a slab of valium
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:19, archived)

anyone can do an all nighter
week before last i had 4.5 hours sleep in 5 days. no-one noticed because i'm so shit at my job i can't get any worse. i've got them right where i want them.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:24, archived)

that's not really true it's genuinely been quite hard justifying my last payrise.

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)

If you catch yourself trying to justify anything about your real life on b3ta then you're doing it wrong

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:28, archived)

P.s. you fucking stupid fucking cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:32, archived)

don't worry i haven't really had a payrise
smoke and mirrors!
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:50, archived)

And yet you did

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:44, archived)

that's typical of you.
kicking a man in the cunt when he's making a twat of himself.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:51, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:40, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:55, archived)

Hitler

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:06, archived)

Literally

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:52, archived)

those were the days!
back when everyone on here loved me
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:53, archived)

Even me

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:55, archived)

bollocks

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

Evening

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

already? where does the time go eh?

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

Don't
I'm turning 50 next year, I still think I'm 32 sometimes
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:29, archived)

i'm 48 and got ID'd buying rolling tobacco a few months ago.
a few months before that i was actually refused alcohol because i didn't have an ID printed off my dad's Star LC10 with me.

Broken Britland.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:47, archived)

Fuck
I was getting in the local over 25's night when I was 16
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:16, archived)

i had a friend like that. he was always walking into bars at 14 and i was stuck outside smoking roasted banana skins.

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:21, archived)

Luckily I peaked early
So I still don't have wrinkles and can pass for early 30's
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:46, archived)

go on...
i'm ready to mingle
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:51, archived)

just shoved some crack down my japper

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:07, archived)

Crack pipe

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:15, archived)

oh yeah that went down there as well. but purely for my selfish bespoke gratification

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:19, archived)

sauté your ballbag

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:29, archived)

salty, your ballbag

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:33, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:56, archived)

cunt. spat beer, the most acidic substance known to man
all over my monitors. why don't you fuck off somewhere and then fuck off.

i'm so pissed i'm not even sure if i can have that as a rhetorical question but but it is what is is. i'm not changing it.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)

I think you just made my day

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:11, archived)

i'm no punk
mods mods mods
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:22, archived)

Just been crotching bum smell cum fart shite
Not really, hi cunt's
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

evening

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:01, archived)

morning

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)

Queef Richard's

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

18:12, shit on a book shelve

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:12, archived)

may I have a sniff?

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$$ ✅, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

Bit vulgar m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)

Hello
I've just changed all my mop heads
The fun never stops when you're a cleaner.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:43, archived)

Changed them into what?
When I was cleaning I liked playing with the floor buffer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:50, archived)

Changed them for clean heads
The buffer upstairs is broken, it's used for keeping the canteen door open
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 19:57, archived)

Seems pretty wasteful, can't you just rinse them?
Not that I'm trying to tell you how to do your job of course.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:06, archived)

I work for peel ports
The corridors get mud, oil, grit and god knows what all over them. Cleaning that shit up tends to ruin mop heads.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:06, archived)

-tch, +chet
At least that's how I read it.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:44, archived)

Hello
I've just changed all my smeg heads
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:45, archived)

Hello
No /talk just heads
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:12, archived)

Hello talk
Give me head
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)

/talking heads

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)

Just been watching Young Sheldon last night
One of the few US comedies that is decent
The Big Bang theory is wank
Watching anything good?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:35, archived)

alright planearm
Most of the new Black Mirror was good
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)

I have seen a couple
The demon one and the Scottish pme with the murdering mum
Pretty good
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:43, archived)

Those were the best ones
also lol, spoilers
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

Lol boilers

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

I've been watching mash

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

anything good in the carvery?

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:48, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

Oh come on, that was comedy gold

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:59, archived)

I saw what you did there
sympathy click
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

Applause

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:11, archived)

Can you stop

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:27, archived)

Bollocks

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:42, archived)

Looks like Cheers already did this back in Feb

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)

I doubt anyone remembers

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

There's nothing on but bloody repeats and woke remakes

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:11, archived)

Stop The Wokes!

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:12, archived)

fuck off jizz head

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 21:09, archived)

The Office, american one

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:45, archived)

Never liked any of them tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:11, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:42, archived)

Just been to see my 5 year old daughter's school performance.
It was about a group of penguins who find that their home is melting and travel to Australia, America and the UK to convince people to stop using cars, conserve energy and recycle more.

Whilst it's an important message I felt that the presentation and proposed solutions came across as somewhat naive and there was no discussion about the underlying economic and geopolitical factors contributing to climate change.
I'd rate it 4/10.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

Even penguins are woke now

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:51, archived)

We went to birdland at the weekend and the penguins there seemed perfectly happy with a shallow concrete enclosure and a bucket of fish.
And yet the Year 1 teacher was trying to convince us that they need an entire fucking continent to themselves! Might have to put something on the parents' whatsapp group complaining about them brainwashing our children.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:07, archived)

I hope you stood up and started screaming that it was all woke lies, and made them all cry.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:52, archived)

Tell me lies, tell me woke little lies

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

saw this on the pp
had to fist bump you.
can i do that in your bum?
yeah probably fine.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

I'm planning to make her watch an hour of Ben Shapiro when she gets home for balance.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

Try some Al Murray

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)

Also I was sat next to some prick who has a BMW i8 but cycles to work and he was radiating smugness throughout.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)

I like to struggle home from the supermarket on foot, carrying 25kg of shopping for miles in torrential rain
because it carbon offsets the young people in the carpark having contests on who has the loudest exhaust and most impressive stationary revs.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:37, archived)

Anti-car fanatics are some of the biggest twats around.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:39, archived)

It's easy for people with a front garden to keep banging on about going electric.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:06, archived)

Lol povvo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)

alright, 'people at the 1965 Newport Folk Festival'

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

I bet that wasn't a patch on the Treworgey Tree Fayre.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:02, archived)

My new workplace has free charge points
- so that's nice.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)

yeah that'll be great when every nobnugget has an electic go there device.
just buy a crate of duracells
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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

If they were serious about addressing climate change they would have gone to the world's biggest polluter, China
And the play would have ended with them being made into soup.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 19:39, archived)

MF DOOM died in Leeds, who knew???

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8376348
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:18, archived)

i don't know what i was expecting

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MiseryCunt, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 22:30, archived)

We’d like to humbly suggest that as our work appears to bring some value to you, it is only fair to ask you to pay a modest something in return.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:32, archived)

Only if I get a newsletter mention in capitals.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:43, archived)

Comic Sans shirley?
Best of all fonts
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:47, archived)

JLC presents: Bring Back ... 90s Microsoft WordArt

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Good Times New Roman

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:16, archived)

Face the walbaum display

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:42, archived)

🧱👀🌲👀🧍‍♂️🙈
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:00, archived)

initial caps and italics, best I can do, unless you're a m8 of Kunt?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

You stupid Cunt.
Both of those shows are fucking terrible. Written by fucking spastics for spastics. You spastic
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

AND YOU SHOULD KNOW YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT SPASTIC

(sticklebricks, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

ARSEHOLE

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:03, archived)

spastic

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

spastics are overrepresented in your comment

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)

you fucking cunt bastard spastic camel horse cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

spastics are underrepresented in your comment

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)

must be why you like both of thrm so much

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:18, archived)

that was me calling you a spastic btw
in case you missed it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 17:18, archived)

Just watched Labyrinth again
Partly for the costumes, partly for the music, but mostly for the bulge
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:01, archived)

You remind me of the bulge

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 14:13, archived)

Morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 7:01, archived)

You would say that

morning morning, I mean
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 7:23, archived)

Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 7:32, archived)

morning would
lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)

lol

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:02, archived)

Hitler

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 8:01, archived)

Fritzl

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 8:16, archived)

Fish

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:24, archived)

Kemper

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

Everybody talk about pop memper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

Fritler

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 8:41, archived)

Speaking as a fence sitter
I would say Speers
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:13, archived)

Britney is all about getting away from it all, whether you’re walking or enjoying good food, following your dreams or just exploring.
Along the footpaths, on the beach or in the cobbled streets, take a deep breath of sea air and let yourself go: this is Britney!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)

Bald nutjob

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:00, archived)

Speaking!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:01, archived)

UR wakki
I bet you can quote full episodes of Red Dwarf
Smoke me a kipper Ill be back for breakfast Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:27, archived)

JMG

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:15, archived)

Bald, dole, lives with his mum

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:20, archived)

Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

Why do you post here?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 8:59, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 10:04, archived)

If I wasn’t here posting then mr horrible wouldn’t be on the popular page.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:14, archived)

Mr horribles

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:19, archived)

Emily Atack's tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:40, archived)

That stupid bitch complained about misogynistic comments on line about her. The fucking tart

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 11:42, archived)

I had to google who that is
She is no Greta Thunberg
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:05, archived)

Having googled also, I can agree

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:11, archived)

You prefer autistic teenagers, eh?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:19, archived)

Pigtails lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:28, archived)

Atack On Tit an

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 12:19, archived)

evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:11, archived)

Mr. Tea

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:12, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:14, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:25, archived)

Haha! Classic evening.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:47, archived)

~~Haha! Classic evening.~~ mr horrible
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 22:14, archived)

MMMMNNNGH I AM A GAY MR HORRIBLE WHO LIKES IT UP THE BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY MR HORRIBLESS

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 22:37, archived)

Invisible Wizard
Am I doing it right?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:58, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 22:07, archived)

Alright

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 23:51, archived)

Evening
Indiana Jones was quite good
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 23:58, archived)

Not the best adultwork review I've seen, but I like a challenge

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mongychops, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:13, archived)

mofs

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:19, archived)

Well this has broken the 4th wall

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mongychops, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:50, archived)

Where's a plasterer when you need one?

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 1:20, archived)

Bryan Johnson says he spends $2m a year to stay youthful, including having transfusions of his own son’s blood.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 4:17, archived)

Pushing the Runcorn Retard Rapist down the board

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:46, archived)

Might get a holiday let at Runcock
Lol cock
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:52, archived)

You stupid fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:08, archived)

Alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:17, archived)

afternoon morning

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:22, archived)

Alright cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:32, archived)

‘sup

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:19, archived)

Is that a rapist of retards, or a rapist who is a retard?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)

Why are you assuming it's not both?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 17:33, archived)

Inclusivity is important

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

That had occurred to me as I wrote that.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:13, archived)

rapaedophile

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bmk-WrYJKc&ab_channel=dastan89
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:46, archived)

that too

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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 17:59, archived)

I'll do it.
2,000 words, normal rate?
Yeah.
Cash?
Nice one, Danbo.
Hey, Ashcroft.
Rapido.
Rapidophile.
Actually, I think we should probably make this the cover feature.
It's pretty, you know, meow.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

I'm not the preacherman.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 17:57, archived)

Fuck, I thought it was from Jam or something
didn't realise it was Nathan Barley
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 17:59, archived)

Chris Morris is not as

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mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:15, archived)

Funny as fans think he was

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mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

a bit like Jesus
he had his moments
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$$ ✅, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)

Alright, Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:52, archived)

Yeah
Not to bad
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mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:04, archived)

~~Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle~~ William Shatner
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:01, archived)

You're wrong
and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
(Smug Bastard LOL, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:18, archived)

That was a phenomenonally apt use of that phrase.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:40, archived)

I think both of you should look at the descriptive language you are using against another forum poster. Seems a bit harsh to me, I can't control my disgustingly, shame on you.

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mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:58, archived)

YFSFC

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:50, archived)

🏃🏼‍♂️🌽 🤡👈🏻🔄 🙇‍♂️🍆🤡

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)

It's What Captain Sir Captain Tom Moore Would Of Wanted.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)

A private spa centre built with the millions he raised for hardworking nurses, I mean.

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:50, archived)

I'm currently trying to raise 400,000chf for muscular dystrophy, the fact that my donation gets me a dj panda mbf and moser watch shouldn't matter. YOU EVIL TORY TROLLS

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mongychops, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:03, archived)

Waiting for the film to start

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:06, archived)

Boy Meetzz

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 19:45, archived)

pushing THAT prick down the board.
Afternoon gringos!
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:41, archived)

It's like having to choose between syphylis and gonorrhoea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:44, archived)

What do you think about Johnny Bairstow and the way he was run out?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:45, archived)

He's as big a cunt as you. NEXT PLEASE!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:47, archived)

I like the cut of your jib

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

I don't think about it, it has no relevance to my life or my interests.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:01, archived)

b3ta, you mean

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 16:20, archived)

PUSHING THAT PRICK DOWN THE BOARD

(sticklebricks, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:32, archived)

alright GFB

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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)

Not wearing pants today
being extra careful with the farts.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:15, archived)

+ie -farts +boss

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:07, archived)

Classic internet here, love it, nice one

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:46, archived)

how do you come up with this stuff?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 14:53, archived)

"[Toyota] believes it could make a solid-state battery with a range of 745 miles that charges in 10 minutes"
Then at the end of the 'article', "Last month, the Advertising Standards Authority banned adverts by Toyota and Hyundai for exaggerating the speed at which electric cars could be charged and misleading consumers about the availability of rapid charging points across the UK and Ireland."

Maybe lead with that, then say, "They now claim..." Otherwise it's just a reworded press release with a disclaimer at the end.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

"Tesla believes their cars could be self-flying by 2025"
"Elon Musk is a known liar, exaggerator, and market manipulator"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

"And general bellend."

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jul 2023, 21:14, archived)

Typical, a self-appointed general

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Jul 2023, 0:18, archived)

Dozer is a bell end pass it on please

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:28, archived)

Who should I pass that message on to?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Jul 2023, 10:34, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:04, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)

the sky is blue, pass it on

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 11:04, archived)

ELOzzzzz

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 11:05, archived)

are you claiming that you -aren't- a bellend?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 11:06, archived)

I am the best one here

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

best bellend?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:34, archived)

Yes
Biggest and best
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:35, archived)

Electric SHITE Orchestra, I call them!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 11:22, archived)

A bit boring yeah

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

Oh, I don't know
Mister Blue Sky always puts me in a good mood
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:03, archived)

I'm not a fan, but fuck me Jeff Lynne is an incredible songwriter

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:31, archived)

I feel I have to come clean now and admit that I have no strong feelings about them either way

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)

that was me, until I found myself watching a documentary on him for some reason
came away thoroughly impressed, not enough to actually listen to them though obv
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)

Common knowledge, m8

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 12:05, archived)

Well yeah

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 4 Jul 2023, 13:04, archived)

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