pushing that funt down the boardhowdy pardner's, it's only me (Queef Richard's) here, with a new 'chat thread' for all to enjoy. Day off, here, but it's wazzing it down here 'a Londres' which is putting me off going to the butcher.
What a fucking world, eh readers?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:42,
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I was gonna clean condenser coils today as yesterday was lovely, not doing it in this weather (
mongychops, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:45,
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it's shit out there today, typical day off weather(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:53,
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was lovely in Cornwall Shitting it down now tho
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:12,
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I'm watching shit horror films And knitting
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:50,
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I've done some cleaning and exercise but I'm going to have to break out the brolly and head outI want to make adana kebabs
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:02,
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I'm not in a cooking mood lately (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:09,
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I'm going to this on Thursdaywww.cafespice.co.uk/event/an-evening-of-fine-food-and-boutique-rum/
Bonus good news: Mrs Richard's doesn't like rum so I'll get all of hers too
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:30,
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Ooo, nice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:44,
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I think you'll find spelt is a grain (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:23,
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in Canada they spell it 'donair', the fucking stupid fucking cunts(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 15:36,
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In Canada they eat cheese curds with chips and gravy, the fucking bellends(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:20,
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if someone tried to feed me that slop, it would be 'poutine' the bin!!!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:50,
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Horror films that aren't much good,or horror films with a literally fæcal theme?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 16:34,
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (a big ol' nutty shit)(
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Friday the 13th Shit I've Had Today(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:01,
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The De-Scentit's the spray you use after a smelly poo. The best jokes are always the ones you need to explain.
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Very bad ones (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 May 2024, 7:34,
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Gap in the market there, mobile butcher, gig economy startup, "Butchr""MeatUp"
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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swipe right +across the throat
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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oh right, it hasn't fucked off yet.maybe it'll get bored eventually.
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Well calling me an IT isn't very nice at allI've got boobs
That makes me a she
NGFY
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No, he means someone stabbed him and took his walletbefore wiping their filthy helm all over his face. Oh right, carry on.
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It was raining here
This morning but now it is
Re al ly muggy
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Yes it's a bit moist here also IYKWIMmight have a full caffeine coffee, at half four in the afternoon! I'm mad, me
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broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:29,
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woah there, calm the eff down, bro!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:49,
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m8 take a step back yeah, you're out of order (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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After weeks of whining about being denied the right to defend himself at his trial, Trump declines to take the stand to defend himself at his trial (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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It's almost like he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt or something(
broadsword, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:18,
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New, better, organic 'morning' thread.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 8:38,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 8:57,
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Alright Smashy.Have I missed any decent goss about The Mental lately?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:47,
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Not really I had to block her number for my own sanity. I know that her neighbours have got a petition going to have her evicted, because she keeps calling the police on them for things that haven't happened
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:08,
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That last bit could be avoided by your neighbours actually doing whatever it is she's accused them of.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 13:31,
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She didn't recognise the neighbour's granddaughter And phoned the police to tell them that the girl was breaking in to the neighbour's house. When they got there and said they wouldn't arrest someone for visiting their nan, she accused the girl of attacking her. Fortunately, another neighbour was washing his car and told the police nobody had been attacked.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 13:49,
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Alzheimer's But she's always been a fucking weird cunt
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 May 2024, 14:24,
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MorningCan I slip a quick fuck you, beepeedee, fuck you in here?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 9:47,
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That's very generous, much obliged (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:08,
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Alright Tea, you might like Warrington Runcorn New Town Development Plan.(, Tue 21 May 2024, 9:50, archived)
If it's got a yield measured in megatons then I'm all in favour. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 11:44,
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Cat Scratch Freezer - Shitpants Nugent(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 10:41,
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Cat's In The Freezer - Harry Chapin(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 21 May 2024, 11:37,
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Get off my cloud leopard(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2024, 16:02,
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Classic MCThat's actually not a bad name for a MC
MC Misery Cunt
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We still doing cat/freezer stuff?I am not cool enough to come up with one sos
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Cool for Cats (in Terry's Freezer)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:59,
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Tiger feet(I've got a freezer full of)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:01,
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Cat's in the freezer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:02,
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Tommy the frozen cat(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:04,
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Eye of the Tiger(and various other frozen organs)
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:04,
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In the freezer, the mighty freezer...(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:06,
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Frost Bites - Ded Leppard(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:09,
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Lorde - Hard Felines(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:24,
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Bits of Kits - Stiff Little Felines(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:25,
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Cold Cold Cold - Cage the Ocelot(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:28,
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He's got a brand new Haier (Chest Freezer Series 7) It's full of jaguars
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:32,
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Frosty the Snow Leopard(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 23:38,
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Mr Freeze - Cat Slayer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2024, 0:03,
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All Wrapped Up - Orcatstral Maneaters in the Fridge(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 4:33,
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Torygraph link for those of you triggered by such things but this is fucking lol.
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by which I mean animal abuse/neglect isn't funnyand I'm still angry about how the then-establishment on b3ta encouraged everyone to throw money at this cunt
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Never met him or gave any moneyOften thought of going to visit but never did. Probably a good thing really.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:45,
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Likewise.I've said before that I don't doubt that everyone meant well, up to and including this conspiracy-mongering idiot. But he didn't suddenly become an idiot overnight.
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i've never heard of him or remember hearing of himmind you, all cats are cunts, so i probably just didn't care
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 21:04,
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He could have been knocked out by a big catand woken up with the kind of brain damage that makes you susceptible to complete and total bollocks.
Or he might have some rare big cat variant of toxoplasmosis that affects his reasoning in the same way.
Or he's 77 and has some form of dementia.
Seems like he's always been a bit of a right wing libertarian hippy nutcase. Right wing hippies are the absolute worst.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 May 2024, 21:15,
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I've never met a hippy that wasn't way off to the right, culturally.Might just be the ones I've met though, I try to avoid them.
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Far too few people realise that the Nazis were just a gang of mad racist hippies who happened to be very good at war.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 May 2024, 21:54,
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Big fans of the Grateful Dead too(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:08,
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No mention at all of the sterling work that B3ta did to support cat torture :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:19,
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It'll be mentioned at the sentencing(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:35,
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www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/7295872602/in/pool-b3tabashes/
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Do you like them stored in a freezer for future generations to enjoy?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 20 May 2024, 22:56,
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Would be if it wasn't for all these patients who keep coming in and bothering me.Bunch of attention seekers
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are they bulldozing runcorn and building an industrial estate as part of an improvement plan?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:50,
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i might buy a telescope. have you got a telescope?(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:21,
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Sure, here's an ASCII art representation of a telescope:
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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i think there's something wrong with it(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:53,
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sure it's not a rabbit crossed with an erlenmeyer flask?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:57,
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No it's actually Elon Musk's next Space Cock(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:02,
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From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.
From now on will be total organization.
Every muscle must be tight.
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my mate just got back from butlinshe said he's never doing any drugs drink or butlins ever again
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:54,
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never heard of it.that's a such a long title how did they fit it on the dvd case?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:15,
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fuck you, beepeedee. fuck you.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:13,
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i use astronomy binoculars, actuallySO FUCK YOU
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 21:19,
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I've sat on my left bollock twice today, should probably get it trimmed (
broadsword, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:22,
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wee on beepeedee's facewee all over the place
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:11,
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I was going to post that but I don't want to stoop to your level (, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:57, archived)
I am the height of a garden gnome with a hardon (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 12:34,
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Well I'm still not rich But I suppose I'm ok
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:44,
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No, I accidentally clicked the b3ta bookmark and now I am typing this.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:49,
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Alright Dave "I only come here by accident because I'm not a saddo like you guys" Trouser(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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i was once but i changed my name(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:23,
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You'll end up unconsciously giving it a shove to the right during an important conversation, get it over with now and stop playing foolish games(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 20 May 2024, 13:58,
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Butkus was renowned as a fierce tackler(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:50,
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What kind of evil-doerpours half a cup of tea then *fills* the kettle with water and then fucks off?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 20 May 2024, 14:00,
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oh sorry just noticed you weren't talking to me(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 6:54,
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Morning comradesI was clearing the attic last night and found a box of old clothes including string vests. I am wearing one now. Do you own vests of any description? Would you like a vestgaz?
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I own vests of no description. They're literally indescribable, in the Lovecraftian sense.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 May 2024, 7:38,
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i bought some binoooculooosHave you ever bought some binoculars? If so please tell me about it using diagrams
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:02,
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I used them to find your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead bollocks (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:16,
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If you're using them properly you see a circular image,but cinematic shorthand for a view through binoculars is two overlapping circles. This has always irritated me more than it should.
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yeah it def shouldn't irritate youit's just a cinematic convention
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It doesn't actually irritate me,I just said that to see if it irritated anyone else. Thx for never disappointing me babez xxx
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Ebrahim Raisi? I can't do anything with it (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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It's a disappointment, that's what it is(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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The interim guy is called Mohammad Mokhber, I'm doing some preparatory work right now in case there's another accident(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I have opera glasses(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:46,
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This is a joke about her accent, I should probably be cancelled now.(, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:22, archived)
Sure! Here’s an ASCII drawing of a pair of binoculars:
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I hope you like it!
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Can I use them to find your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:04,
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it's always in the last place you look(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Why do people say this like it's some kind of great insight?As if anyone would ever carry on looking for something after they've found it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 19:27,
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Sure it sounds silly but you can actually use it to your advantage, just figure out in advance where the last place you’d look is(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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the last place i'd look is the centre of the sun(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:56,
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right, because after that you'd be blind (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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You would not believe the gargantuan size of my Carl Zeiss binocularseven if you could read this message, which you can't.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:22,
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Anyone fancy a faecal transplant?It's a nice day, why not eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:01,
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my sincere apologies Herr Queef(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:04,
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Last night I did a fart in the gardenand about 10 seconds later was surrounded by maybe 5 or more foxes advancing on my position. Two cubs came right up to me, one slightly larger with longer ears than the other. I said "hello foxes" and they all turned and legged it.
The shorter-eared cub came back and hung around a little longer but ran for cover when I said hello.
The frogs are very wisely spending a lot more time in the pond and rock pools since the foxes arrived. Yesterday I counted 5 in the pools (I think mostly young adult males) and 2 very large ones in the pond itself (either very mature males or mature females). The pond is half full of flowering irises at the moment so there could be several more unseen frogs in there. There must be between 500 and 1000 tadpoles in there too.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 May 2024, 15:39,
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I only read as far as Tl; before posting this replyI assume the rest of your message is friendly and supportive.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 May 2024, 17:52,
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Found a massive toad in the road onceDidn't want it to be run over so I picked it up and drove to the river and plopped him in. I was scared of it because it was huge.
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good afternoon, spazmoe'sdefo grilling today, prolly spatchcock a chicken lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 12:07,
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a spatchcocked chicken, you fucking Stevie Wonder motherfuckerlemon, herb and garlic marinade, will roast some Jersey Royals and a few other veg on the side, parmesan and lemon broccoli, that kind of shit. Halfway between a roast and a bbq is the idea
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:09,
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oh man imagine if you went for a delicious roast at a miserable Harvester just off a roundabout in some depressing provincial hellholeand they'd run out of mash!!!
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:14,
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prolly have to have extra microwaved frozen yorkshires to compensate(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:16,
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you know that was someone who'd stolen planearm's name and was parodying him, right?(, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:30, archived)
how could you know that stickybiscuit(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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What are you, a pig? Fuck off narc.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 13:52,
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if I was po po i would have to admit it to you because you mentioned it but i am not and i think this proves itpo po
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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because I am clever like a real life sherlock holmesor miss marple
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It was functionally identical to the real one though,so a pointless and dull exercise.
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Oh yeah you food poncey smeg smeggy smeggy trainer obsessive Spatchcock THIS!
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my tablet ran out of dataso it loaded a page on here from January. Confused the fuck out of me for a second
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Often when I try logging I get an old page tooFirst world problems eh?
(, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:31, archived)
I've been into the newsletter archive recentlyearly 2000s Rob Manuel was well up for a bit of porn
(, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:39, archived)
Who has been the worst cunt on this forum? I'll chuck some kindling in, didn't do qftw.Bou- rang someone at work.
Nina - started posting needy nudes.
Happytoast-Fundraising for some big cats that don't deserve to live because sh3 died.
I've jahl3d or riverfhost being fucking odd.
Please add yours
The mods want to hear from you for this anniversary.
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mongychops, Sat 18 May 2024, 19:44,
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You've missed a word out, so I'm going to assume you've murdered jahled and riverghost.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 May 2024, 19:51,
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I've not missed a word out. That is the sentence structure. It's even sections. Kids eh (
mongychops, Sat 18 May 2024, 20:35,
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Oh I thought you'd missed out 'blocked' or something. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 9:01,
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Ninj and the rest of the pointless faceswap ninglesmoosh circlejerk crowdHahaha, great post mateyplops! *auto-click* How are the kids?
(, Sat 18 May 2024, 20:47, archived)
didn't brainded hit someone? i can't remember(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 21:52,
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He might have hit sea tramp, I think.It's a fucking favour to the world if he did, the man was a cunt. I'm assuming he's dead because I'd be astonished if his liver didn't explode 10 years ago.
(, Sat 18 May 2024, 22:13, archived)
Well yes I suppose soflic.kr/p/pYQfK
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 11:37,
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Psychotic saltwater pool Australian maybe?
Edit: Cranley possibly.
I also vaguely remember feeling victimised by Dr & Quinch, but I think he was victimising everyone so I'm not special.
Also, wasn't there one that wrote pornographic Transformers fanfiction?
(, Sat 18 May 2024, 21:59, archived)
Oh my God!You're not gonna believe this, but that's me! I think you've accidentally said it to the exact person that it is!
!!!
(, Sun 19 May 2024, 8:33, archived)
I can't understand why you'd want a salt-water pool anyway.It's just a regular pool except it stings your eyes and you have to shower after using it to get the salt off you? What a brilliant idea!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 8:31,
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It was an odd episode. Can accidental saltwater ingestion send you loopy? Maybe that's what happened.
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Dr Shambolic was a relentless online bully who deserved someone scaring the shit out of himHe hid behind anonymity like a coward being shit to everyone online.
(, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:24, archived)
counter opinion: I thought he was fucking hilarious at timeshe could also take ribbing at his expense, unlike Amorous Badger who fucked off sharpish when people starting mocking 'T3h Archive' for the tragedy it was
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:54,
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Shambles could be pretty funny, it's true,but he also fancied himself as the most progressive thing on two legs, which sat rather oddly with the fact that he was also a terrific snob.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 15:24,
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you say that like it's a bad thing(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:57,
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surely it has to be this fellowwww.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6304990/Serial-fantasist-army-doctor-jailed.html
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:56,
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Jonathan King is also a b3tan if we're using real world metricsand Scott Mills
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Just thought you should know I'm backTwo weeks in Rhodes (all-inclusive, Adults Only) 34 degrees every day. A la Carte breakfast every morning. It was heaven. Didn't want to come back.
How much is this Tyson fight anyway? Is anyone paying for it?
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nobody is paying for it. i don't know why they're even bothering. complete waste of time.oh hang on i just heard millions of people are paying for it.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 16:53,
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i saw this pre-edit, hope you're ok(
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(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 18 May 2024, 17:15,
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i don'twait, what was the pre-edit?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 17:18,
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Was it dusty?I don't do PPV, and Fury fights are not worth paying to see anyway. Just wait an hour or two and it will be pirated all over the interwebs, or wait a month or two for a free legit version on youtube.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 18 May 2024, 17:50,
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Tell me more about these pirated fights.I assume flintlock pistols, cutlasses and peg legs feature heavily?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 May 2024, 19:04,
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Now I'm disappointed, I thought it was Mike Tyson(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Sat 18 May 2024, 20:00,
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58 year old pothead Mike Tyson is fighting coked up 27 year old Jake 'only fights bums' Paulon the 20th of July, apparently.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 18 May 2024, 20:19,
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Jake Paul needs a new manager, that ring name sucks(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Sat 18 May 2024, 20:27,
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i just bought the new fesstamentif you haven't you are a horrible parasite and i'm better than you
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 13:57,
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so sticky. i can't put it down.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 15:46,
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morningi always wanted a stick it where the sun don't shine insect
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 8:29,
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Stick it on your spoonStick it from the tin
Stick it on your pancakes
Stick it thick or thin
Stick it on your porridge
Stick it on it's new
Stick it on your muffin
Stick it on your food
Stick it on your breakfast
Stick it on it's good
Stick it on your ice cream
Stick it on your pud
Stick it on your crumpet
Stick it with a twist
Stick it on your yoghurt
Stick it on your shopping list
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 18 May 2024, 8:48,
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 18 May 2024, 9:49,
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what's sticky and brown?your dad's cock
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 18 May 2024, 9:06,
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