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My friend's little girl has a disability and needs a chair but can walk, a bit, with support
the device is like those push things that elderly people have with a seat. Anyway. She complaind when she uses it people don't get out of her way so we joked she needs a horn. I've ordered her this www.ebay.co.uk/itm/365417925950?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=jsiix6zlt8e&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=KfK81-euT2O&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Can't wait to see her beeping her way down the street!

Have you ordered something fun and silly off the internet recently that'll make someone happy?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:52, Reply)
A suicide kit.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Whom for, who for, for whom. Who. Whom?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:06, Reply)
A jar of new sweet 'n' sour flavour pickled foetuses

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:02, Reply)
Not in fuckin' 'merica yer not!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:07, Reply)
You’ve got the horn for a disabled little girl?
/links is over there, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 11:08, Reply)
Morning
Been up since 4, next door's campervan was ablaze. Got woken up by the gas canisters exploding. They're OK, house is just superficially damaged, campervan's a shell. Firefolk said there's no sign of accelerant but the CCTV will show if anyone was at it.

Anything exciting woken you up?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 5:51, Reply)
Val Killedmer

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:06, Reply)
On Iceman

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:19, Reply)
riddle me that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:15, Reply)
That woke you up?
Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if no voice suddenly cried out in terror?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 6:22, Reply)
Val Illmer

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:14, Reply)
Deadman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:27, Reply)
Topped Gun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:17, Reply)
Batman Ends

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:53, Reply)
The Doornails

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:57, Reply)
The Iceman Goeth

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:45, Reply)
The Dead Knight

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Mal Kilmer

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:52, Reply)
Tombstone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:56, Reply)
my great aunt's garage burned down a few years ago
i had two motorbikes in there, one had just had a fresh powdercoated frame
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:25, Reply)
This sounds like one of those riddles from 3-2-1

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:38, Reply)
Dusty Bin y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:45, Reply)
Dead Rogers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:56, Reply)
The smell of Napalm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:29, Reply)
Does my alarm count as “exciting”?
Otherwise the answer is no, and I have nothing further to contribute except to wish you all a good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:48, Reply)
Blimey
That sounds terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:52, Reply)
/links, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:56, Reply)
It was them, was it?
They probably thought it was full of immigrants.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:17, Reply)
I don't know which is scarier, if it was deliberate or accidental.
If someone's setting fire to vehicles in our street, that's not great. On the other hand, they were supposed to be away in it yesterday, so if it caught fire by itself then they would have been inside.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:34, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:56, Reply)
Apart from choking on my own blood Monday morning
Not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 8:54, Reply)
My own grotesquely swollen pænus, as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:03, Reply)
Alright Tea, heard the new Decius album? I like it, might be up yr street.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:16, Reply)
Nothing, just the sun

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:46, Reply)
Bit rude of you to not ask me a question I had an interesting answer to TBH.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:42, Reply)
OK then, let's try this one:
what's the most unusual object you've ever put in your mouth?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:50, Reply)
You know I only put normal objects in my mouth, why must you always be like this?
*SLAMS DOOR*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:51, Reply)
*untouches nerve*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 10:53, Reply)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 22:55, Reply)
I see you baby, shaking your bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 22:58, Reply)
Yeah, bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 1:55, Reply)
you would say bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 2:54, Reply)
This thread is not to be used on unexplained calf pain.

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:48, Reply)
what about unexplained piglet heartache tho

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:55, Reply)
Or mysterious aardvark ennui?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:59, Reply)
AAaaaAaarrRrrnnnnNnuuUuuuiiiiiiiIiiii!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 21:54, Reply)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 22:19, Reply)
awww <3
I hereby state quite clearly to the ennui that's enfolding you
that it must go at once, right now, depart, be gone, take off its blue
and most unwelcome shadow so you can again be an Aardvark
who does not feel the weight of glum, who's full of song and light of heart
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 23:10, Reply)
I like this very much.
Thanks V.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 7:49, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 2 Apr 2025, 9:22, Reply)
Thread Stomping that needy spastic off the board
April Fools - please gas yourself
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:03, Reply)
In truth, we’re all needy spastics on here.
And is any one of us really that much better than another?

Yes, is the answer. Demonstrably yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:14, Reply)
AaaaaAAAaaaarrrrRARRrrrrrdddVVVvvaaAAAAArrrrrrrrRRRRrrrkkkkk!!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:19, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:26, Reply)
Yeah, there's only a few people who are so bad you feel compelled to sing it to the tune of the Hallelujah Chrous.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:30, Reply)
Chrous

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:36, Reply)
Oh you know what I meant.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:34, Reply)
one more tmie

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:02, Reply)
I quite like the festal events of the first half of the year
they're about fun and hope. poissons d'avril, a chance to be foolish. great. the boat race, where there's an outside chance that some poshos might fall in off the bank and drown. if that's not about hope I don't know what is. the clocks going forwards. even that's a laugh, look at how silly time is, it's not even real (apart from to the cooker and the car)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:52, Reply)

nice to pretend for a while that there's only up, up, up, and hang spring cleaning, before the second half events bring in the inevitable collapse into despair and decay
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 18:55, Reply)
my cooker hasn't even got a clock on it
appliance of science my arse
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:14, Reply)
but how does it know what time it is?
do you have to tell it every time you go in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:18, Reply)
I just say "Yo Chuck, show these people what time it is, boyeeee!!!"
and he does. It's great, you should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:36, Reply)
STOP
summertime
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:39, Reply)
i have to get a clock off the wall and show it to the oven before i cook anything
it's deaf as a fucking post
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:37, Reply)
ahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:38, Reply)
I prefer autumn
Golden leaves, mellow days, a relaxed time between the frenetic energy of summer and the cold and dark of winter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:54, Reply)
ah yeah. golden sun, moonlit skies, drunken wasps.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 19:59, Reply)
They're more belligerent
But they can't sting straight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:11, Reply)
yeah I used to feel similar when young and full of vigour
I indulged myself in melancholy, never truly believing that it would enfold me in its cobwebbed arms. now, old and grouchy, I revel in the saprising springtimes of others, hoping to drain some of their life force. living up to my name
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:42, Reply)
If this is a Vlad the Impaler reference
Vlad was short for Vladislav, not Vladimir
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:54, Reply)
can't believe I've run into a pedantpire this early in the evening :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:57, Reply)
i no rite?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:58, Reply)
anyway that vlad is just an impale imitation of me

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 23:12, Reply)
you ruinous bastard

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:57, Reply)
Hello
It's me, Bou.

How's everyone? I'm doing very well. New meds. Everything is peachy.
(Bou IsBanned, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:58, Reply)
RIP Chompy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30qlrl8vvpo

I guess 'the lifestyle' just got too much for him in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:58, Reply)
There's a bullet wound in his collar space, RIP

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:19, Reply)
Is this a Harry Potter thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:29, Reply)
I'm not at liberty to say, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:44, Reply)
I mean, he did claim that an owl told him to go and hang around at a school

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:53, Reply)
The same old story.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 16:58, Reply)
No, but this is
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c705z18vgrgo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:48, Reply)
"The 17-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons"
because his name is actually Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:50, Reply)
A pissed bloke in a pub in Edinburgh called me Harry Potter about 25 years ago,
apparently because I was wearing glasses. I didn't stab him.

Yet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:38, Reply)
what's known as venting spleen

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:48, Reply)
Exspleeniarmus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 21:54, Reply)
Deady Webb

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:13, Reply)
Tales From The (De)crypt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:24, Reply)
She broke the code to our hearts
❀️❀️❀️
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:29, Reply)
With the angels

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:39, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:39, Reply)
yeah not bad cheers,
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:34, Reply)
yeah ok, i was thinking about you yesterday, wondering if you really were out on bail in a shelter that time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:01, Reply)
Dewey Webb, Celebrated Journalist and Game Show Champion, Dies at 64

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:38, Reply)
It's no age

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:42, Reply)
this was in 2017, so he's aged a bit since then
i can't figure out who's carked
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:46, Reply)

www.bbc.com/news/articles/c78jd30ywv8o
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:48, Reply)
cheers - is it just me or does 101 sound like code for something

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:02, Reply)
World-Wide Webb
after she decomposes her component molecules will disperse around the world, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:11, Reply)
I won't lie to you
This hasn't gone well
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:55, Reply)
You know that I already know this, but thanks for breaking it to me as gently as possible.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 14:24, Reply)
you have to stop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:03, Reply)
lol reply went in the wrong place rofl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:08, Reply)
wondering again about that key of coke you 'destroyed'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:16, Reply)
"key" is slang for "kilogram" now?
You young people :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 20:35, Reply)
We all have to stop, mofaha, just ask Betty Webb.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 15:08, Reply)
Bletchley Carked

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 14:35, Reply)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 7:30, Reply)
April poos

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 7:44, Reply)
No m8 the joke is on u lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 8:02, Reply)
sick burn

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 8:06, Reply)
Hello a funny thing happened to me and it will shock you but not really I was only joking because it is April Fool's Day
and then we all laugh and it is funny and no-one cries
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 8:47, Reply)
You're not my real dad!
Haha, April Fools, you actually are!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 8:50, Reply)
We have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 8:53, Reply)
Yes, and no crying.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 9:09, Reply)
afternoon
haha, not really!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 9:23, Reply)
You got me there
a-ha-ha
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 9:54, Reply)
There's a whale in the Thames!
Haha naht really, gotcha suckas!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 10:39, Reply)
I don't mind, as long as we've still got John Peel.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 10:48, Reply)
Haga, sometimes he played records at the wrong speed!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 10:52, Reply)
Why did John Peel overdose on amphetamine?
He took the wrong speed!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 10:57, Reply)
Haga Munchetty

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 11:17, Reply)
Wasn't one of the /links people unaccountably angry at her for some reason?
That's probably what he calls her.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 11:37, Reply)
unaccountably, for some reason

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 11:37, Reply)
Prolly that weird 'swagatha christie' cunt, he seems to have beef with every single minority

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:25, Reply)
They all look the same to me.
Angry /links people, I mean. I genuinely have no idea how to differentiate them, it's not like any of them have distinct personalities.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:28, Reply)
They're all racist transphobes.
Unironically.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:39, Reply)
turms out him and 'Huw Edwards' are different people
🀷
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:39, Reply)
Really??
'Huw Edwards' is swagatha, who I'm fairly sure has another account on there.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 1 Apr 2025, 13:40, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 17:52, Reply)
GEOFOOLS

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 11:52, Reply)
LOOSE FOG

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 11:54, Reply)
GOOSE FLO

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 1 Apr 2025, 12:40, Reply)
right, i'm going to bed.
then having a shower, then going to bed again.

i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 20:27, Reply)
lol gas

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 20:54, Reply)
This is a journey into spazz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 21:55, Reply)
old skool

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 23:12, Reply)
Muff guff thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:07, Reply)
Is this a Harry Potter thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:31, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:42, Reply)
you're a muff guff, harry

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:13, Reply)
The boy who muffed....come to guff

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:19, Reply)
gryffindor 100 points!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:16, Reply)
Killer Queef

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:31, Reply)
It's always all about you, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8442353
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:44, Reply)
u ok hun thread
u ok hun?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:03, Reply)
hunnie are u ok
hunnie are u ok
are u ok hunnie
u bin hit by
u bin struck by
a shit grammarer
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:12, Reply)
dont wunna talk about it babez

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:14, Reply)
inbox u xox

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)
I want to break wind
I want to break wind
I want to break wind for the first time, this time I know it's for REAL
God knows....God knows I want to break wind

There
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:16, Reply)
Don’t Plop Me Now

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:49, Reply)
Radio Do-Do

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)
Bohemian Crhapsody

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:17, Reply)
Bumder Pressure

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:26, Reply)
Flush

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:29, Reply)
+ A-ah! Saviour of the Pooniverse

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:38, Reply)
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to clean the bowl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:39, Reply)
Fat bottomed girls 1 cup

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Mon 31 Mar 2025, 15:03, Reply)
sheer fart attack

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:32, Reply)
poos of the world

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:39, Reply)
it's not generally known because most people don't speak bee
but if you creep up to the entrance of a hive and listen to the unresting murmur, the soft insistent rumble, of the workers leaving and arriving, leaving and arriving, leaving and arriving, you'll hear that over and over again they're saying to each other, u ok hun? u ok hun. u ok hun, u ok
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:36, Reply)
I have clicked ‘I like this!’ because I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)
hooray! :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:24, Reply)
i haven't clicked 'i like this'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:05, Reply)
and that's just exactly why I like you :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:45, Reply)
you make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:07, Reply)
now you'll never believe this, but I've had this kind of feedback before

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:26, Reply)
i don't believe it for one second

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 20:22, Reply)
You always have to ask permission to speak beely.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:49, Reply)
you're quite right to make this point, hive been caught out like that before

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:25, Reply)
I saw a stork yesterday
so yeah I'm OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:47, Reply)
You could say I was storked
but that would be a tad obvious so you probably should avoid saying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:48, Reply)
^ has a right stork-on

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)
What do you call the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Its torque.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:00, Reply)
What do you call a band that discusses the rotational analogue of linear force of a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Torque talk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:21, Reply)
Anything you like - they disbanded years ago, and Mark Hollis is dead!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:25, Reply)
What do you call the bass player from the Monkees after he died and was reincarnated as a bird in the family Ciconiidae?
Stork Tork
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:37, Reply)
I thought I saw one, but it turned out it was just the spread on my toast.
I can't tell stork from butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:33, Reply)
What do you say to a visibly upset Rangers fan?
u ok hun?!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:51, Reply)
I've got a few anecdotes about upset Rangers fans, but they're not my forte.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 13:57, Reply)
A lot more ok than I was earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 14:46, Reply)
u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 15:44, Reply)
im ok hun yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:31, Reply)
Extremely hungry. Searched the back of my desk drawers and found a nature valley peanut and chocolate bar.
Expired December 2019, Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 16:58, Reply)
yeah fuck it, what's the worst that could happen

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:06, Reply)
I'm planning to wash it down with the can of Dr Pepper I discovered which went off in 2017

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:17, Reply)
Ok I opened the bar and it looks almost fine but smells fucking awful.
Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 17:19, Reply)
global thermonuclear destruction

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:14, Reply)
If you ram it up your fucking arse you'll get all the nutritional benefit and none of the stomach aids, medical fact

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 18:50, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 5:38, Reply)
hello

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 5:52, Reply)
fuck off then

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 7:15, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 6:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8442290
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 8:04, Reply)
Morning
I am in the hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 8:25, Reply)
Have you injured yourself or are you there for someone else?
Or is it just the cool place to hang out?

Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 8:43, Reply)
Uncontrollable nosebleed
Woke up at 2.15 because I was choking on my own blood. Sat in a&e with a clamp on my nose for 4 hours until it stopped. Third serious bleed since Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:38, Reply)
Ouch.
I recommend not bleeding out of any of your orifices if you can avoid it. Failing that, I hope the hospital people sort you out swiftly.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:42, Reply)
Waiting for blood test results
Then I can go home, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)
Did you have a clamp on your nose when it started?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:02, Reply)
No
The nurse put it on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)
Damn, thought I might have gotten to the root of the issue there.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:04, Reply)
The issue seems to be
That I've been taking blood thinners for 6 weeks and I have high blood pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:24, Reply)
As a doctor I agree with this diagnosis.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:25, Reply)
Always good to have a second opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 11:56, Reply)
Well
Now you know not to do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 15:57, Reply)
I hope they are giving you massive drugs
regardless of why you're there
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:01, Reply)
Not so much as a paracetamol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:39, Reply)
bastards

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 22:30, Reply)
Hope you coagulate soon

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:59, Reply)
Coagulations and celebrations,
when I tell everyone that you have stopped to bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:03, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:04, Reply)
Ello

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 9:58, Reply)
King So-long-man Dyin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 10:23, Reply)
Good Morning
MiseryCunt
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 11:12, Reply)
Dr Kill-dare

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:02, Reply)
Dr Kildied

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:03, Reply)
Richard Chamberlayin'

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:16, Reply)
Rictus Chamberlain

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:20, Reply)
Shogone

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:24, Reply)
Richard Chamberlaintorest
alt: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1715111630/IMG4419.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:25, Reply)
lol deletion

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 19:04, Reply)
Due to a misunderstanding possibly, I left a note on the deleted thread just in case

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 21:17, Reply)
I assumed he'd died years ago.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 19:51, Reply)
Rigormortis Chamberlain

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 21:05, Reply)
One for all and all for one, Muskehounds are always ready
One for all and all for one, helpin' ev'ry boddyyyy.
One for all and all for one,
It's a pretty sto-ory.
Sharing everything with fun,
That's the way to be.


Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 8:55, Reply)
I hated that shit when it was first broadcast
- and I still hate it now. I had forgotten it in the interim, so now I hate you for reminding me.

Hate hate hate
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:02, Reply)
someone needs a tummy scratch

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:04, Reply)
Jesus, chill out m8
It's a fucking cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:26, Reply)
yeah fucking hell m8
show us on the doll where Cardinal Richelieu touched you eh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:31, Reply)
Michael Palin's portrayal of Cardinal Richelieu
In (I think) the first series of the flying circus is fucking hilarious. I will fight anyone who disagrees
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:39, Reply)
i disagree

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 20:49, Reply)
dogbunion was my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:03, Reply)
I preferred Willy Fog

lol fog
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:09, Reply)
I was disappointed, but frankly unsurprised, that in the cartoon series they glossed over the 'white saviour' subplot of Penis Fogg saving that slag from death via 'suttee' which is front and forward in Verne's original text.
I put it to you that in the 'politically correct' days of 1980s animated television, the ritual slaughter of wives as part of the funerary process of India's brahmin caste was considered a topic too challenging for the 'age 7-12' target demographic, and was therefore glossed over, to the detriment of source authenticity.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:24, Reply)
They actually included that in the cartoon though, as far as I remember.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:10, Reply)
They did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:15, Reply)
ah, it seems that must have been lost in the 'Fogg' of time, for me
AHAHAHAAHAAAHH
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:19, Reply)
^ spends too much time looking for change down the back of the suttee

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 12:58, Reply)
Fucking great crisps though

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:23, Reply)
'mignons morceaux' were the absolute tits

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:30, Reply)
Were those the little garlic breads?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:58, Reply)
Yep, boy them niggaz was fresh yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:46, Reply)
best mime artist ever

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:36, Reply)
Uh, no m8
youtu.be/ZgoOA4b_Prc?si=kG9WMKOM7jdEAoOS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:50, Reply)
Mime is money, and yet we're told mime doesn't pay
Really makes you think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:54, Reply)
Wow m8
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 12:02, Reply)
*pretends to be in glass box*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 12:05, Reply)
*squishes cock and balls against the glass*

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 13:09, Reply)
Look this is really rude, alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 13:29, Reply)
I thought mimes weren't supposed to talk

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:23, Reply)
I'm not a mime
Why do you think I'm a mime?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:51, Reply)
I once stumbled into a mime field
there were plenty of warning signs but I just didn't hear them
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 19:24, Reply)

gl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:05, Reply)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:46, Reply)
LOL
refer
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (β€―Νœβ‚’ γ……β€―Νœ β‚’), Sun 30 Mar 2025, 12:34, Reply)
For me, I find Dogtanian's relationship with his servant Planchet to be fundamentally at odds with the Muskehounds' stated ethos of 'helping everybody'.
Yes, Dogtanian can perhaps be argued to be 'helpin' ev'ryboddyyy' by providing a remunerated position to the otherwise potentially unemployed anthropomorphised bear, but I would say that ultimately the inherent master/servant dialogue of their professional relationship unseats any possibility of 'sharing everything with fun'. To whit, Dogtanian and Planchets's employer/employee status fundamentally prevents any chance of any truly meaningful sharing of anything whatsoever with fun, let alone 'ev'rything'.

Therefore, and as such, I put it to you that despite any underlying altruism at the heart of Dogtanian's actions, he is, fundamentally, a colossal mahometan.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:14, Reply)
Alright, Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:12, Reply)
not bad ta, u

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:31, Reply)
the worst bit for me was the frenetic energy of the dubbed english voices trying to keep within the movements of the animated mouths
it all felt so rushed, and those reaction vocalisations like 'huh?!' noises he always made seemed really false so I couldn't engage emotionally with the plot
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:33, Reply)
A counter argument to this might perhaps be that the struggle of the overdub artists to synch with the original voice track is itself emblematic of the challenges of dogs attempting to live as humans in C18th France.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:38, Reply)
fucking weird argument if so
how is it emblematic exactly?
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:49, Reply)
Well if you need me to explain this to you, I fear you are what our 'cousins ​​français' would call 'une cause perdue'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:16, Reply)
no u

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:30, Reply)
I just went to wikipedia and found out Dogtanian's voice actor for the english dub
also voice leonardo and rocksteady in tmnt
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:48, Reply)
Yeah?
Well David Collings (4 June 1940 – 23 March 2020) was an English actor. In an extensive career he appeared in many roles on stage, television, film and radio, as well as various audio books, voiceovers, concert readings and other work. He garnered a following through his numerous appearances in cult sci-fi series such as Doctor Who, Sapphire & Steel and Blake's 7, as well as dubbing the titular character in the series Monkey and Legolas in the classic BBC Radio 4 adaptation of Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings.

I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:41, Reply)
and he looked a bit like John Hurt

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:32, Reply)
Children of the sun
See your time has just begun
Searching for your way
To adventure every day
Every day and night
With the condor in flight
And all your friends in tow
You search for the city of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 9:50, Reply)
Yes this is the one.
Everything else is inferior, with the possible exception of Ulysses 31.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:07, Reply)
Ulysses 31 was fucking great
Not sure if they’re still there but someone remastered and put them all on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:17, Reply)
I’m going to check this out and report back.
Not today though, I have Mother’s Day stuff to do today involving my mother and a Sunday roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:24, Reply)
*sigh*
-unday +pit
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:25, Reply)
*sigh&
Day st m
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:16, Reply)
best animated adaptation of Homer ever

haha, 'd'oh'!!!!!! haha, get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:29, Reply)
No I don’t get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:32, Reply)
the music was done by some French prog rock outfit
and was fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:12, Reply)
That annoyed the hell out of me
Every episode was like "I've found a way to wake my crew up! Oh wait, no I haven't"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:17, Reply)
To be honest
My memories of it are quite fuzzy and distorted after 40 years, not to mention I was probably off my tits on Frosties and Tizer when I watched it. I remember it being good, but I don’t really remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:23, Reply)
They all pale in comparison to dungeons and dragons

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:46, Reply)

memories of it gonads
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:47, Reply)
So I said, what about Ulysses 31
And she said I think I remember that cartoon
And as I recall, I think we both kinda liked it
So I said we'll that's one thing we got
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:54, Reply)
Esteban was a nonce
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:37, Reply)
He was always called Vestaban in our house
After those ready meals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:44, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the line is actually "shagging everything that comes."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:09, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 19:00, Reply)
I was there when it happened

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:17, Reply)
And yet you did nothing
smh
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:37, Reply)
I'm only one man

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 12:55, Reply)
Sorry m8, I shouldn't have attacked you like that
I'm having a rough day, and it's not your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 13:05, Reply)
I'd quite like a go on Shakira.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:27, Reply)

sh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:32, Reply)

kira q
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:35, Reply)

kira rky and George
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:19, Reply)
-ira +a hislop

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:34, Reply)
A.k.a. bowdlerised furries as a vector for teaching history

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:39, Reply)
Alright yetso

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 10:54, Reply)
Smeggtanian

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:10, Reply)
-history +literature

(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 13:00, Reply)
I just didn't understand why he couldn't learn to slice that apple up neatly with his sword
Every week he'd make an amateurish mess of it *again.* I believed growing up would be a process of finally learning to go swishyswishychipchop in midair and the apple would fall in elegant, perfect slices like you were the coolest mf ever to get their apple-slicing shit together. boys and girls would swoon helplessly. you'd just side-eye the world like *sheesh, of course, no biggie* and run off with the best-looking one. Now, a life lived, and I realise that slicing the apple up badly isn't a stage, isn't an escapable situation. it's what we are, who we are. I throw another apple up into the air. It hovers indefinitely, beyond time. Maybe this week, I tell myself. I start to slice
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:28, Reply)
It's because 17th-century France was a world without Fruit Ninja.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:30, Reply)
oh I've just looked this up I see this is a game
out in 2010, is it possible that Dogtanion was a distant inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:33, Reply)
Perhaps we are all, ourselves, merely apples aloft in life's great Dogtanian opening sequence.
Just wending our haphazard way along life's great path. Not unlike Porthos' smeggy gunt, swaying in the Parisian breeze.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:44, Reply)
beautiful and full of truth, keats couldn't have put it better

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 11:56, Reply)
What fucking time do you call this?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 7:19, Reply)
morning

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morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 7:54, Reply)
8:32 liquid poo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 8:32, Reply)
ARSE FUCKING TIME

(I helped save b3ta! brb natural fistic, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 17:35, Reply)
that's one small fart for a man
one giant rip for mankind
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 20:34, Reply)
^trying to jump on the branwagon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 20:51, Reply)
i just want to be parpular

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 20:58, Reply)
alright garold
oh, wait
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 21:03, Reply)
Alright Neil Arsestrong

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 21:09, Reply)
No thanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 29 Mar 2025, 21:43, Reply)
Buzz Shiterear

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 21:57, Reply)
in the word 'scent' which letter is silent, the s or the c?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 0:40, Reply)
neither
you might be pronouncing it wrong
(pick n mix link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 7:42, Reply)
no i ent

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 30 Mar 2025, 14:55, Reply)

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