morningSuperficially the English and the Scots units of measure were similar – many had the same names – but there were differences in their sizes: in particular the Scots pint and gallon were more than twice the size of their English counterparts.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 13:32,
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The Scots use 'bawhair' as a unit of measurement for small distances.The English equivalent would perhaps be 'tad'.
Hence in Scotland the larval stage of a frog is called a 'bawhairpole'.
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Did you know that Marc Almond once had his stomach pumped cos of all the spunk in it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:06,
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You ever tried milking an almond?Their tits are fucken tiny
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$$ ✅, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:07,
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Oh boyYou've posted one of my favorites there actually
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:13,
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alright smeggI'm home from work what a lovely Thursday. Might have a nice cup of tea or three.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 14:41,
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I've had two full-sized shits todayYou couldn't make it up
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:25,
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Bloody noraI've just had the one so far, and it was nothing to write home about
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:26,
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HellooooooWell. Things moved quickly. After filling in the form to ask to get Italian citizenship I was told it had some typos but they've called me and the other half in anyway to see the paperwork. It's all moved very quickly. A bit too quickly, to be honest. I don't have hard copies of all the certificates they're going to want to see but hey. This is Italy. I'm sure I can offer them a bribe...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:27,
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I worked in there. The place is a fucking mad house. Italian police inside. Everyone and everything inside is Italian. Bloody hard to fix anything quickly. (
mongychops, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:30,
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I submitted the online form last night and someone called me back todayit all seems very confused. There is a typo on the form I submitted but they've called me in anyway to show our paperwork but we only have electronic versions of a couple of forms.
The whole thing seems absolutely mad as cheese.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:12,
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I looked into getting a Canadian passportBut the paperwork was ludicrous so I gave up on the idea.
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:21,
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Yo, crevice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 13:36,
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morninghad a really horrible dream last night, and my Bulgarian colleague said not to tell it before 12. This is a thing in Bulgaria, if you say what your bad dream was in the morning then it might come true. Makes sense really, not the coming true bit but if you wait until afternoon then it'll probably have faded in your mind. #dreamblog #thatsinterestinghedgehog
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What a nice way to say"Please don't tell me about your dream, it's very very boring"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:35,
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Tenner on the colleague having the afternoon off.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:43,
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Yes, this.I never want to hear about someone's shit dreams.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:56,
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In my defence, I wasn't *actually* going to tell her.We've spent all morning trying to reconcile the out-of-date controlled drugs anyway, I'll be dreaming about that tonight.
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She just said "it's 12:02, you can tell me about your dream now."Bit needy, if you ask me.
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My grandparents (and therefore I assume their older generations who taught it to them) said "Friday night's dream, on a Saturday told, will always come true, be it ever so old"
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:07,
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I also know the not-before-noon superstition was blended into this, so no dream content from friday night can be shared on a saturday morning. You could risk it in the afternoon I guess. But it's not every day this applies in my inherited belief framework, which happily frees up the rest of the week for sharing dream content right away.
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:10,
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Which is great news because let me tell you about what I dreamed of last night
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:11,
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omg can't believe you guessed straight away, mr horrible! yes that's right, I dreamed about your mum(
vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:34,
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It's so great that we don't have leaded petrol or lead water pipes any more.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 11:02,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 8:50,
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MorningI was making a lasagne in the oven last night and thought since I had it on anyway why not make and bake a banana cake and I did and it's fucken lush! I am tucking into a slice now and it's gorgous. The lasagne is pretty bloody fantastic as well.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 9:58,
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It's the "o" in your username.I get you, Cheers.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:15,
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Fucking hell guys, “Garfield”because of the lasagna see?
Fuck sake, I’m so angry I might delete my account
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:15,
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I worked that out, but I don't really know anything about Garfield. Does he like lasagne?
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ahahahahaha oh noI love this whole situation with a passifien
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:46,
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OK by replacing every o with fie, we get"Mfierning
I was making a lasagne in the fieven last night and thfieught since I had it fien anyway why nfiet make and bake a banana cake and I did and it's fucken lush! I am tucking intfie a slice nfiew and it's gfiergfieus. The lasagne is pretty blfiefiedy fantastic as well."
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:04,
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it may be an e of courseUnffiertunately thfirugh can't be bfiethered tfie dfie that
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vladimir, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:05,
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You missed the O in "into".Fietherwise, gfiefied wfierk.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:06,
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this is the most monster munch post I’ve even seen(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:33,
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b3ta poster monster munch’s schtick was ‘comically’ misunderstanding strickey g’s to ‘hilarious’ effect (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Apr 2025, 12:51,
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I fixed the ringing note and revived two dead ones by sanding down the metal reeds.I assume there was a microscopic bit of highly resonant rust at a sympathetic/ harmonic point. It was an interesting sound, quite musical.
Any ideas for a John Cage style prepared organ? I've already thought of using a slinky as a spring reverb, and chucking a few clock bells and chimes in there.
Ping pong balls would do nothing but tiny ball bearings might work... I could use a magnetic switch to turn them on and off too.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 18:35,
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Complaining about your organ woes is one thingbut if you want actual advice you might be better off going to b3ta.com/organadvice and then when it doesn’t work just closing your browser forever.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 18:48,
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That was quite a hurtful thing to say, Aardvark.You're settling in well.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:32,
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Yes, I’m back from holiday and ready to put in the hard work of alternating between being lovely and a complete dickhead.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 20:05,
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Some mates of mine made a reverb with a slinky, a Walkman earpiece, and a stylus pickupIt was fucking great. Every time you knocked it, it sounded like Jerry Goldsmith's Star Trek soundtrack.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:02,
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They are fun. Right by my desk I have a loose 2ks2b-1a, not wired to anythingwaiting for a worthy bit of kit to mod it into... After I'm done with this organ, and trying to making a lithophone out of discarded floor tiles, I might make a stupid dub alarm box for it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:29,
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Add something that makes it sound like a theremin (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:49,
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There is a lot of room to add modifications butI don't fancy adding electronics. It's a mains powered device that I'd like to sell once I'm done with it...
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 20:49,
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Rig up the swell box to trigger the couplers in a Mexican wave formation.(
.Yeti., Wed 23 Apr 2025, 20:04,
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A great suggestionlet down only by the fact that this reed organ has no swell box or console.*
Technically it has a console with 1 control (being a volume control slider that opens and closes the 'throat' of the air pump motor).
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 20:56,
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4'33''By which I mean please be very quiet as if you were dead.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 20:41,
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just want to say that "please be very quiet as if you were dead" is one of my absolute favourite phrases ever (
vladimir, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 22:38,
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A lot of people are saying, and truly I do mean a lot,and I can only hope that they're making a terrible mistake, that the 'nom de plume' of 'brb' poster on 'bee three tee ay' actually stands for 'bum-rape babies'. I hope from the bottom of my heart that these rumours are nothing more than salacious slurs, but im getting strong 'smoke/fire' vibes here ngl
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 17:16,
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I think it is all terribly unfair to repeatedly accuse brb of paedophiliaas no kid would go anywhere that fucking weirdo
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Empty your crack on a slingback (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 17:41,
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where are our st georges day icons?I didn't vote reform in the local elections for this bullshit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 17:58,
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what bullshit did you vote for?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 18:18,
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world beating bullshit (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:45,
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I meant the Georgian flag(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 19:45,
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splendid i had a good dayare you having a good day? if so please tell me about ti and include diagrams
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 16:22,
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T.I., whose full name is Clifford Joseph Harris Jr., is an American rapper, singer, songwriter, actor, and entrepreneur. He is often regarded as one of the pioneers of Southern hip hop and is particularly known for his contributions to the "Trap" music genre. T.I. first rose to fame in the early 2000s with his debut album I'm Serious (2001), but it was his third album Urban Legend (2004) that solidified his place in the hip-hop world.
T.I. has released several successful albums, including King (2006), T.I. vs. T.I.P. (2007), and Paper Trail (2008), with many of his songs achieving chart-topping success. He is known for hits like "Whatever You Like," "Live Your Life," "Rubber Band Man," and "Bring 'Em Out."
In addition to his music career, T.I. has ventured into acting, appearing in films like ATL (2006), American Gangster (2007), and Takers (2010). He has also been involved in various business ventures and is known for his advocacy on social justice issues.
T.I. has had his share of legal troubles, including serving time in prison for federal weapons charges, but he has maintained a strong presence in both music and media over the years.
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I can't create a literal "diagram" of T.I. in terms of his appearance, but I can help you visualize a diagram that highlights key aspects of his career and influence. Here's a text-based breakdown of a possible diagram for T.I.:
T.I.'s Career and Influence
Music
Genre: Hip-Hop, Trap
Popular Albums:
I'm Serious (2001)
Urban Legend (2004)
King (2006)
Paper Trail (2008)
Hit Singles:
"Whatever You Like"
"Live Your Life"
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I said you, are, brb, and I'd like to say hello(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 17:00,
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You, sir, are late. It is already well after noon.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 12:17,
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Is that racist? I'm going to assume so.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 14:57,
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So sad to hear that brb poster finds children sexually attractivewhat a fucking nonce
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 12:25,
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no wonder he's so bitter and angry all the timeand racist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 12:26,
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It's the anger at society for criminalising his sexual activities.(, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 12:40, archived)
Thankfully he has you and me on ignore so he can't see these posts.(, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 12:41, archived)
That's great news Must free up a lot of time for the fellow, time he can now spend making and distributing sickening Category A noncevids
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 16:16,
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who hasn't he got on ignorehopefully just bou and they can become besties and then go and jump into a volcano together
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 16:52,
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Prick prick pricky prick prick pricky prick(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 13:05,
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I dunno, that's basically the distilled essence of /talk, and it's been going for years.(, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 13:39, archived)
But should I really be allowed to do THIS?Concerned parents ask.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 13:48,
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No I'm the legacy version.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 16:05,
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+faceNew British Research ship will only have one crewmember
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 14:59,
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This was you wasn’t itwww.yorkpress.co.uk/sport/25110300.north-yorkshire-football-match-abandoned-referee-finds-poo-shoe/
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 15:34,
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which one were you? the referee, the shoe or the poo?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 16:04,
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it's twat of the bollocks nob cock wank!(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 15:53,
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I mean, we have to check, Mr Hats.You're not against checking for paedos are you? We wouldn't want any.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 8:51,
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I would have expected a simple "No I am not!" from a non-paedo.I dunno man. Kinda sus.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 9:57,
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I'll 'be right back' with the identity of the latest beeter paedo!!!(, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 11:38, archived)
Sam Hyde must be stopped!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 11:29,
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Vatican, Vatican, Vatican, VaticanEverybody talk about Pope music
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Did you tell him it's because he finds children attractive?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 10:27,
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Morning.First day back in the office after two weeks in Greece. I may still stab people but at least I’ve got a better tan than before.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 23 Apr 2025, 8:48,
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ALL the fucking way off (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 21:48,
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I'm fairly sure the actual original bou must be dead by now. (
mongychops, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 22:15,
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Noooooowww.facebook.com/thatiainconnell/videos/1874988609976260/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
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Oh an even shitter version of Little BritainWell done you cunt
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Frustrating organ repair threadFUCKING HELL.
I just had the best idea to repair this vintage organ: hold down all the keys at once and slide the repairing tape under each of the stoppers all at once, then cut away the excess.
I got a VALUED COLLEAGUE to hold two cardboard tubes over the keys to hold them down (thus holding all the stoppers up). The system worked brilliantly, the tape slid under the gap perfectly. I slid it 50% of the way in and my VALUED COLLEAGUE FUCKING LET GO OF THE TUBES. Now every single fucking stopper has a perfectly sealed piece of tape covering precisely 50-FUCKING-PER-FUCKING-CENT of what it fucking needs to. Every stopper now needs to come off, un-taped, retaped, and fucking glued back on to each individual fucking key. Exactly what I was hoping to avoid doing with this time and labour saving stroke of genius.
This organ had better be worth a million fucking pounds. Fuck.
The VALUED COLLEAGUE is unsackable, too.
At least now this gives me the opportunity to open the organ up and investigate the weird tingly bell sound on that one note. Fucking hell though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:47,
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Would complaining about it on here make you feel better?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:51,
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Yes.Yes, that is why I did this. To feel better. To blow off some steam rather than shouting at someone IRL. Is that okay?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:53,
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Yes of course that's okay, what else would we use this page for?Hope you feel better now.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:23,
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please forgive me for laughing at your misfortune but ahahahahaha (
vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:57,
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that's not the /talk way you have to be nice here. i'm both suprised at and disappointed with you(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:45,
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oh geez have I ever had *this* kind of feedback before :)(
vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 22:46,
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You just can't get good underlings these days.I guess the best ones have already been callously disposed of.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:46,
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maybe you should complain to one of your overlings(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:56,
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You should get a man in to handle your mighty organ (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:05,
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if THE POPE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:49,
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There you go again.You're not the pope, mofaha.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:51,
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It was a fucking good idea.Executed with fucking 50 fucking per-fucking-cent perfuckingfection.
And 150% failure.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:50,
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so your effort avoidance scheme was exactly as successful as your 'anti-racism' approachyou're the smartest one here, why don't you explain to the rest of us how you consistently go wrong.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:00,
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nohaha babz I think you should put me back on ignore because you seem a bit weirdly obsessive.Like, you seem more interested in me than I am. It's not healthy.
(Also your arguments are incoherent and a little tragic.)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:32,
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Can't believe nobody asked if it was a pope organ.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:56,
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got two days offI sense cocktails in my future
lol cocks
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:13,
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just got home from collecting my dividendsit's queer on my cock o'clock
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:33,
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I've only just noticed that the president and vice-president are DJ Trump and JD Vance.Sounds like you might have bought one of their 12-inches for £70.
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I'll be voting for DJ Luck/MC Neat in 2028.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:15,
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when he did his thousand mile stare thing I was going to post "ill mitch" on /board but couldn't be bothered, true story"This slide into fascism is fast and danger."
"Some people are mad when do politics but I am stare into space."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:07,
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He always looks like he's about to burst into a Donald Sutherland pod-person scream(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:42, archived)
they cut back to the studio just before it happens(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:51,
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I think you probably win with "Nope Francis"(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:37,
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I'd like to submit a late entry(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 14:51,
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:49,
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Keir Starmer no longer believes trans women are women, says No 10 at briefing, and now believes they are sausages instead. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 16:44,
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christ I hate all this so muchwhat a load of rubbish it all is
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:08,
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nooo I didn't realise how much I missed the particular flavour ofembittered misery, sarcasm and utter childishness until I came back 🖤
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:19,
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here kind of died for a bit a while ago and I went off and hung out on a prissy, up itself, boring bit of the internet for far too long (I now realise) (NOT facebook). One has different writing selves, don't you think? I'd forgotten how much here was a former of my writing self, or one of them I'd lost touch with, anyway. I'm writing an essay about it, I don't mean this reply either, a proper essay of at least five thousand words that I will put here sometime.
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:26,
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the high likelihood of replies to this kind of self-indulgent shit being something along the lines of
lol piss
lol cocks
lol u wot m8
and
fuck off you utter cunt
is, I now realise, the only way to fly
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:32,
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the rest of the internet is even more shit and boring at least this place knows what it is
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 18:33,
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also, and I'm sorry to go on so much (what mongy would call insisting on myself) but because here was pre a lot of the innovations of later sm, it is not so prone to the deeply unhealthy interactive patterns that actually reward insisting on oneself
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:16,
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as a for-example, I vaguely remember horrified outrage when the popular page happened, and it subsequently being used sarcastically forever after (maybe it was always here but I think it might have been bolted onto /talk at some point)
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:18,
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if you mafe a load of trans women out of AI he'd be all over it, the fucking prick(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:20, archived)
Pandering to all the knuckle draggers that vote Reform, not a good look(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:34,
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Keir Rodney Starmer is an anagram of 'e smokey trans rider, really makes you think(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:36, archived)
this time next year, rodders, we'll have given away all our principles, confetti thrown over a bridge (
vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 19:22,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 11:03,
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Last time I was in Rome I saw Papa Francesco riding around in his little car, bless him
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 8:34,
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For fucks sake, I thought it might be!You bloody bloke!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 10:25,
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First time I was in Rome I saw JPII live outside St Peter's I'd been up all night doing pills and sniff, it was all a bit weird
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 10:35,
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Did he play an appropriate chill-out set, or was it loads of banging jungle that you couldn't hack in your delicate state?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 22 Apr 2025, 10:37,
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I suspected as muchI couldn't understand a blimmin' word he said!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 11:02,
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Who would you like the new Pope to be? You can't say Hitler(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 9:13,
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she always seems a bit angry to me. pos due to not being pope?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11,
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I bet she smells of pissI am just saying
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 17:25,
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the tinfoil-hat wearer off of b3ta.com, or one out of a bird's cloaca?(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 11:31, archived)
guitarist Jim James, bassist Tom Blankenship, drummer Patrick Hallahan, guitarist Carl Broemel, and keyboardist Bo Koster initially failed to get much airplay(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 10:18, archived)
now you're taking it to the next level, i.e. 43(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:08,
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Zelenskyythis is a genuine nomination and in fact strategically brilliant
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 10:44,
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let's face it, I'm right on this, I have had the best idea, end of(
vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:49,
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fuck noyou wouldn't want someone with such 'sexcase' vibes as head of the catholic church, they might be unfairly tarnished by association
(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 11:19, archived)
Donkey Japper(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:23,
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Captain japseye?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:22,
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That would be an Ecumenical matter.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 0:51,
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Careful now (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 12:24,
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I don't know, you wait ages for a new thread about the pope and then six come along all at onceexcept for a brief interruption on the subject of bollocks
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vladimir, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 21:56,
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yes sorry about thatit was initially pope related but then i noticed the joke had been done so i thought bollocks typed bollocks and bollocks it was
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 21:58,
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soz thought u were Leon for a sec(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 22:30,
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I saw a pope in the wild once. It was Paul the no 2. Top waving. Cool pope mobile. I was just on the street waving my pope flags , dunno. It was a big deal tho I remember my nan getting scared as a bloke got a box out. The pope had been shot recently and she survived the blitz so her nerves were shot. We watched as he got out rosemary beads out to be blessed.
/anecdote
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mongychops, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 0:06,
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pope hunting used to be quite popular but the papal rights activists got it banned(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 1:31,
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alright Connor McLeod of the clan McLeoden.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Paul_II
(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 9:49, archived)
even tho I don't believe in any of the old nonsense, it easily reduces me to helpless tears to think of someone's belief in the blessing of those rosary beads, of their bringing them along and lifting them up to that believed-in hope. so we all turn our faces to whatever imagined sun we hope will shine on us, some day
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vladimir, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 15:04,
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Petition to rename the Popular page to the Popeular page(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:40,
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can we all be Titular Bishops?(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 21:17,
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Is it time to start another hilarious thread about the pope dying, or is three enough?(, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:55, archived)
Pope Willynob the Voluminously Erect(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:18,
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Maybe you should start a passive aggressive thread complaining about it?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:17,
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just burned some Kohshu aloeswood incense for the first timewhat irreplaceable natural resource have you willfully depleted recently?
alt: bollocks i suppose
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:24,
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i've been scattering clover seeds on the lawnit's nice to give something back, you know?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:25,
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also i was burning stuff recently because we had a bbqburning kindling, charcoals, food. everything really.
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:26,
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You prayed too hard, it wore him out, now watch the smoke, go up the spout(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:28,
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i prayed so hard and got so far(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 19:30,
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come inside he's blessing ya(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:01,
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Episode IV: A New Pope(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 15:05,
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Weird, I watched Conclave last night. Definitely feel it's time for a Pope with a uterus
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 14:53,
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I'm imagining it would be like The Vicar of Dibley but in latin(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 14:56,
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instead of what we have now, one with a meat pænus(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 17:28,
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Take me down to the Vatican CityWhere the Pope just died and he don't smell pretty
(, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 14:54, archived)
I've edited it because I think version 2 is better,if you disagree then please lodge your complaint in this sub-thread for consideration.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 16:04, archived)
Hi rob, im sure ur readin dis in between mouthfuls of nommy discounted seasonal meatsas such can u plz unclick my 'I like this' rating of Hedgey's post, as post-edit I no longer 'like this'. thx babe xoxoxo
PS hope ur not 2 sad 2day as Kunt has taken ur kids 2 alton towers with ur x
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 16:36,
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Pope Franceased(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 15:00,
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What method of payment does the Pope use when making online purchases?Papal
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 15:04,
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I just dropped 40 nicker on this bangerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=EGhsr5YaA-M&ab_channel=CoolfunkZ%C3%A9z%C3%A92
lol dropped nickers
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 16:50,
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Fun fact, I rode a Harley through Compton and I didn’t get caught in a drive-by#anecdotes
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 16:56,
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