Have a great Friday everyone
not you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)

hi knockaz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

80085

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:07, archived)

Gonna wank 2 this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:12, archived)

Make em wank to this...Eric b and ra....snzzz

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:16, archived)

Eaay on the cut no mistakes allowed

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 6:23, archived)

Jeff Mills is weird

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

I'm not sure why you'd need to mill Jeffs, but if there was more than one Jeff mill, you'd say "Jeff mills are weird."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:24, archived)

Just wait till you see Jeff bridges.

( .Yeti., Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:36, archived)

Once you've seen Tom cruise, life will never be the same again

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 8:40, archived)

Heads-up, Smash has you on 2.0 so you're missing Peter Dow chat.
I presume you crossed paths with him, like everyone else in Aberdeen did
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:39, archived)

Nope, never encountered him.
What's his /links username?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:46, archived)

He was often mentioned there,
but I don't think he ever signed up.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 7:47, archived)

Bit noodly for me, the bells was good tho

( broadsword, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:51, archived)

As a DJ he's great, but his hands when he's mixing are just odd

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:45, archived)

Been a shocker Cheltenham festival for me. Bad Friday too. Not 1 winner.

( mongychops, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:14, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 17:20, archived)

It's not a great friday, but it's a good friday

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 18:51, archived)

30th anniversary of the Dunblane massacre,
hit hard for me because I grew up a couple of miles away and I was at school with the murdered teacher's daughter and my mum (also a teacher) knew her well.

Her daughter was horrible though, silver lining I suppose.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 19:55, archived)

I remember seeing it on the news
And thinking it couldn't be real.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:03, archived)

My dad was due to visit the local police on business that day
but his boss phoned to cancel as there had been "a terrible shooting incident at a local school". Given that my mum was a teacher at a local school, this shat him up somewhat. At least my sister and I had left by that point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:17, archived)

Next day,
this weird cunt was handing out flyers outside uni explaining how The Queen had dunnit. Kind of wish I'd kept the one he gave me now.

edit: more background insanity
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:30, archived)

'Peter Dow is a Scottish scientist and a republican socialist whose legal human rights are cruelly violated by the police and courts in Aberdeen, where he lives.'
according to the political defence blog of racist nutcase Peter Dow
( .Yeti., Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:19, archived)

THE QUEEN DID DUNBLANE
and also let me impregnate Condeleeza Rice plz
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 21:27, archived)

That must have been terrifying

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Mar 2026, 1:49, archived)

Bit hard, eh?
Me too.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 23:00, archived)

It's Friday the 13th
A day I always enjoy
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 20:02, archived)

Just two. A piddly-widdly two.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn714lpej85o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:04, archived)

4/7 Iran Iraq IKEA

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:12, archived)

3/7 getting toilet paper stuck to your shoe but the toilet paper has already been used by someone else in a non-specifically messy and sticky way

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:18, archived)

-shoe +anús

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:26, archived)

-toilet paper +your pænus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:48, archived)

4/7 getting a free sausage roll but it's from Greggs

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:39, archived)

<s>s</s> Wallace

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:40, archived)

-e roll +ing

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:41, archived)

it's the wrong sausage, and it's gone wrong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:22, archived)

2/7 Peter Mandelson anal gape pics

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:54, archived)

4/7 yer da wanks on all fours

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)

All fours? does he have 3 hands?
- otherwise wouldn't it be all threes?

Im very easily confused
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)

He gets on all fours and then scrapes himself against the carpet in a manner that he finds bafflingly gratifying

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:51, archived)

yer da wears SuperDry

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)

4/7
Average
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:05, archived)

yay i can participate again! 3/7 fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:23, archived)

the answers are: a, a, c, b, a, c, & b&

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:32, archived)

4/7 suck upon mine foetid shaft

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)

disgusting

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:34, archived)

I know, but I can't get to the pharmacy today
Well, not so much 'cant'. I won't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 6:44, archived)

so it begins

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 6:56, archived)

I preferred The Shining

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:31, archived)

I preferred Batman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:20, archived)

I preferred blondes, as I am a gentleman

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:25, archived)

I preferred Clint Howard, as I am Gentle Ben

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 15:05, archived)

Gello

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:27, archived)

Zack Polanski breast enlargement hypnosis claims

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:57, archived)

Something about Polanskis, Roman probably thought that 13 year-old's were bigger as well

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 8:06, archived)

m-o-r-n-i-n-g

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:30, archived)

Spellcasting

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 8:01, archived)

c a s t i n g

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:48, archived)

You spellend

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:58, archived)

Got tickets for Dylan Moran tonight
should be a good 'un.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 8:42, archived)

I remember a bad review of Shaun of the Dead when it came out
which singled out Dylan Moran's performance as one of the highlights, but pointed out that he'd previously done a film with Michael Caine so he was used to working with zombies. I thought that was a little unfair, but quite funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 8:54, archived)

I have just found out there is a drag artist with dwarfism who goes by the name
Midget Bardot. I don't normally go to see drag acts but this could be interesting...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 9:26, archived)

Egyptian Lover at the Jazz Cafe for me l8r

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:20, archived)

Swarthy Arab admirer eh?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:23, archived)

-a +i

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:47, archived)

Jazz Cife, monster munch etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:48, archived)

I didn't know it was in South Africa

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:53, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 9:03, archived)

goodevenin

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:11, archived)

bedtime!!! GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:21, archived)

g'night cunt

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:25, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 5:15, archived)

this is most irregular

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 6:56, archived)

Would you like to be woken up for your usual shower in about 40 minutes?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 22:09, archived)

just the toast now, i think
morning
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 4:46, archived)

I'm dumping Spotify, looks like we're getting Apple Music
Spotify playlists are full of production house tracks now, Spotify pays less for them so they push them into everything, at this point it's already well on its way to becoming an AI slop streaming service.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:09, archived)

The idea of music subscription leaves me cold

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:11, archived)

I liked it because i got to hear a lot of new music initially

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)

It's good if you know what you want to listen to
so it makes it easy to explore artist's catalogues. It's also a good way to share playlists but yes, it is dreadful for musicians.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)

Alright young'un.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)

Shuddupayouface!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:43, archived)

I can't believe it's been two weeks since I found this out, still freaks my nut out to this day
b3ta.com/talk/8468637
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:13, archived)

Stop going on about star wars

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)

The T-600s had Dot Cotton's face. We spotted them easily.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 18:02, archived)

Fuckmecandles

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:17, archived)

alrite ronnie barker

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:52, archived)

Samesies
I am considering paying to skip YouTube ads though, they fucking wind me up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:31, archived)

Use a VPN. Pick Albania. They banned YouTube ads.

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)

Ooh ta

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

Free option - use Brave browser

( broadsword, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)

Yeah I do that and haven’t seen a single YouTube advert on my computer or phone in years
How do people on this tech-savvy forum not know that?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:56, archived)

Dunno, maybe they're secretly aroused by Temu adverts
aa^AAaaAAaaar_rrrRRdddDv^vvAAaaaAAAAr_rKKKKKk!!^!!!!!!!!!!!!
( broadsword, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:15, archived)

ooh that was a good one

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:54, archived)

The Aardvark greeting generator in my profile hasn’t worked for some time
but if anyone has a link to a working version (and broadsword seems to be using a working version) I’d love to update the link.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:48, archived)

who was it that made that for you?
i can't 'member
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 20:26, archived)

Gilgamesh made it and it was then later hosted by SexFace.
Real shining beacons of b3tan quality.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 20:41, archived)

i'm sure bs will cough up the wares

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 20:27, archived)

Haven't got a link soz just old skool sub sup ting

( broadsword, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 22:33, archived)

you did it very well, very authentic, you can have a smiley face and an ecstacy tablet

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 5:22, archived)

Nom

( broadsword, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:14, archived)

I appreciate the effort all the more then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 7:26, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:36, archived)

mongycandles

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:51, archived)

get in

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)

Your b3ta account is old enough to have got drunk in America and impregnated a lady and for her to have your hideous mid-Atlantic offspring monstrosity
Congratulations
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)

weirdly specific

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:25, archived)

Sorry, I should have said:
lol old
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:52, archived)

sweetest m, merry candles, always b x

( broadsword, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:54, archived)

You appear to be aflame. Congratulations.

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:57, archived)

Spotify, looks like we're getting Apple Music
Spotify playlists are full of production house tracks now, Spotify pays less for them so they push them into everything, at this point it's already well on its way to becoming an AI slop streaming service. as I type this
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:29, archived)

I’ve not used Spotify in years but their recommendation algorithm was always one of the better ones.
With Apple it’s more predictable, like you’ll play a Super Furry Animals track and the next will be Gruff Rhys - which is fine, but I want to discover new bands that might have similarities.

Please like and subscribe
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)

Yeah I did well from their recommendations for a while, most I see now are for playlists dominated by unknown 'musicians'
Smash that like button
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:55, archived)

🤜 🔔

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)

r
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:04, archived)

subscibe
lol mm
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:05, archived)

eccomendations

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:08, archived)

Chees

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:16, archived)

algoithm

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:17, archived)

IP monste munch, foeve in ou heats

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:20, archived)

Aadvak

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:49, archived)

You going to see them in York?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:24, archived)

I paid for deezer through a VPN to get it cheap
hate having to subscribe to shit
( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)

for a
d g
through a VPN to get it cheap to tickle my hoop
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

You paid for deezer nuts

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:49, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:21, archived)

yeah me too, dogshit platform and the ceo is a right cunt
just waiting for me kid to get home from abroad as I pay for family and don't want to fuck him over while he's away
(piss and shit, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

yep we just let our kid know

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:17, archived)

I use mixcloud and soundcloud as well as spotify.
Stay tuned for more updates!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:05, archived)

How do you have space for all that tech?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:18, archived)

I use a ZX Spectrum+2.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

+’m use a ZX on the +2
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:24, archived)

Plastic keys, 128K memory, built in tape deck.
The future is here.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:30, archived)

-is +was

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:30, archived)

Getting our music room/library shelves fitted tomorrow,
going to use it to listen to CDs and records and read books, lol ancient
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)

Nice
If you ever have kids round you can tell them it's a museum.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:22, archived)

Only after they've swept the chimney

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 8:30, archived)

In a later communique, Morrissey wrote that his hotel was an “indescribable hell. It will take me one year to recover. And that is an understatement.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 21:24, archived)

You've got to admire his commitment to moving so far beyond self-parody
that he will eventually become an entirely new kind of absolute cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 6:32, archived)

Part of me still wants to believe it's an elaborate act

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 10:50, archived)

The man's always been an absolute cunt.
If it's an act, he's been keeping it up for 40 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)

Hullo mahometan's
They're replacing the roof at the back of our house today. It's pretty fucking smeg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:13, archived)

You should get a roof in the front too, it keeps the rain out.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:16, archived)

Where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

I don't know :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)

Maybe think before posting next time eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

I prefer a wall and windows and a door at the front, and a roof on top.
But I’m not a builder, so what do I know?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)

Well that's the ideal of course but if you can only afford some of that, start with a roof, you can put the walls and all that bollocks in later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)

I'm over the moon with my new Hexclad pan though
Might get a matching wok
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:16, archived)

Toilets have come a long way since I was a kid

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:38, archived)

Some are even indoors now
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:51, archived)

You've got a group of burly men opening you up at the rear

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

They're interfering with my back passage

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)

You should keep it clear in case you need to evacuate quickly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)

Easier said than done, m8
There's a lot of them and they're very persistent
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:10, archived)

Shouldn’t the roof be on the top of your house?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:47, archived)

Shit you're right
No wonder they looked at me funny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:52, archived)

I've got a man on my roof
Kind of, he lives upstairs.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 14:09, archived)

Pitched?

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:09, archived)

All those years, gone, like tears in the rain.

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:10, archived)

candulations mongy!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:06, archived)

Y
Been leaking for years. They finally gave up on patching up/repainting and pretending that fixes the issue and actually addressed the root problem
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:11, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 2:09, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 4:08, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:48, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 5:38, archived)

mongning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:49, archived)

Yuh-huh

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:47, archived)

muhning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:49, archived)

Mooning.
*moons*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 7:38, archived)

I just saw the whole of your moon, IYKWIM

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 7:44, archived)

w
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 7:57, archived)

sa
mm etc.
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 8:02, archived)

if you know I mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 8:12, archived)

Qot: I'm Sorry I've ritten A Joke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 8:30, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 7:57, archived)

merning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 8:02, archived)

morny stannit
one for the kids there
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 8:13, archived)

Morning
I listened to a "pop song" yesterday. It was by that Olivia Dean lady, it was called Man I Need. It was alright, may give it another listen. The pop charts is very, very full of vocaly up-and-down ladies who sound like they've been on BGT or X factor.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:00, archived)

OK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:02, archived)

I mean, it's not the most earth-shattering musical reportage
I know.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:37, archived)

Alright, Lester Bangs.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:22, archived)

There's a girl who's popped up on my Insta feed called Monic,
and she's trying to make euphoric EDM a thing again. I listened to her track 'Time Is Slipping Away' and it was alright.
( .Yeti., Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:07, archived)

I still cringe every time I hear or read the term "EDM."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:08, archived)

Erectile Dysfunction Music

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:09, archived)

Ehlers-Danlos Music

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:12, archived)

I've actually got a mild case of that.
*bends unnaturally*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:43, archived)

bender

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:58, archived)

That's highly offensive.
I prefer the term 'jointspaz.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)

Nice

( .Yeti., Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:24, archived)

EDM beans

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:43, archived)

Eat Dance Mong

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:51, archived)

I've got that painted on my living room wall in flowery letters

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:10, archived)

Eat Dicks MrTea

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:07, archived)

'Euphoric', 'uplifting' house music, trance, edm, whatever is for nonces.
I am therefore reporting you to the police.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:19, archived)

Enjoy

( .Yeti., Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:24, archived)

and she's trying to make euphoric EDM a thing again. I listened to her track 'Time Is Slipping Away' and it was alright but she's a liar, and I'm not sure about you
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:39, archived)

I've just done a bad poo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 9:33, archived)

That's not like you at all, Queef!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Mar 2026, 10:59, archived)

Send a good one after it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:25, archived)

In b4 afternoon thread

( $$ ✅, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 11:41, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:09, archived)

nuh-uh

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:10, archived)

eveninh

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:20, archived)

Go fuck yourself

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469801
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 22:17, archived)

Bollocks is it!
Are you stupid? Or just much further East than most of us?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:25, archived)

is that a rhetorical question?
i'm posting on /talk; land of the rising sun.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:53, archived)

Rising BUM lol!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 22:32, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:36, archived)

no it ent

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:36, archived)

don't you start fuckin moaning
morning
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:51, archived)

morning my tree is talking to me
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 5:55, archived)

that's a dog, m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 6:38, archived)

Hullo spacklord's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:11, archived)

Bit rude.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:19, archived)

not rude enough in your case

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:56, archived)

Fuck off you cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:43, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469801
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:01, archived)

+ fucking stupid fucking

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:35, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:39, archived)

Good bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:08, archived)

my quim rest!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 22:18, archived)

David Bowie'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:30, archived)

Do you feel lucky, spunk?
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:52, archived)

smegtastic

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:39, archived)

Simon Bowell
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:45, archived)

Hello
And goodbye, I'm off to work.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:03, archived)

Hi/bye

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:46, archived)

Hiye

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:49, archived)

Mike Dialup
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:53, archived)

Bit exclusionary towards spacklady's, m*sqrt(64).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:06, archived)

*sqrt*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:10, archived)

Runcorn
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:51, archived)

There's no need for that sort of language. >:-(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:41, archived)

super furry animalzzzz

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 17:17, archived)

or curl one out on a curlew
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:31, archived)

Spack then, wherever you may be, for I am the lord of the spack, mmmnnneeurgh

( broadsword, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 17:38, archived)

Alright br

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:06, archived)

oadsw

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:06, archived)

ord

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:06, archived)

Bigfoot and the Hendersons
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:31, archived)

🧑‍🦽

( mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:09, archived)

5K1DDY P4NT5
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)

And he's got his own dance

( mongychops, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 19:31, archived)

I once saw a leccy wheelchair with a car-style number plate on the back saying 'SPAZ 1'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 19:18, archived)

that was mine m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 19:54, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:02, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)

Yeah
you would say that, wouldn't you?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:29, archived)

aftemoon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

you could call morning "aftermoon", really makes you think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:40, archived)

not today
The moon was still up when the sun had risen
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:54, archived)

Lies, the moon is out at night and the sun is out during the day, I've seen pictures

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:13, archived)

That’s just what big cosmos wants you to think

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:39, archived)

I happen to know that Cosmos was a mini-Autobot, not a big one, and not even in my top 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)

Name your top 10 G1 Transformers plz

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:16, archived)

^ likes to top Trans Performers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

Kimber James y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 17:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469813
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 20:07, archived)

I've no idea what that is, fuck your sweaty-palmed creepery over to /links already, nobody except you wants it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 21:57, archived)

no

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

Out celebrating Bobby McFerrin's birthday
Don't worry, be happy birthday
( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:11, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 6:29, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:00, archived)

mořning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:35, archived)

Better háček yourself before you wřeck yourself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:46, archived)

Morning
Early start at the mental's today. Got to wait for the plumber, because there's no fucking way she'll remember why he's coming.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:00, archived)

Did it get mended?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:16, archived)

It did.
I was just about to leave when the social worker turned up. Had to sit there for another hour correcting pretty much everything the mental told her.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)

Morning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:37, archived)

moroning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:41, archived)

Yeah
you would say that, wouldn't you?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:44, archived)

He's like a fucking stuck record, the prick.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 10:11, archived)

Happy Moshoeshoe Day to all our Basotho boarders!

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 10:51, archived)

Day to all our Basotho boarders! , hush hush, eye to eye
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:43, archived)

Is everyone having a stroke on here these days, or is that meant to make sense?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:43, archived)

You say that like those things are mutually exclusive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:47, archived)

Fair point.
If we have any b3tans with synaesthesia, I bet the whole website smells like burnt toast to them.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:13, archived)

Hexachordal did a song about having synaesthesia, IIRC.
I'm not sure if the burnt toast would crowd out the smell of underage girls from his nostrils.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)

burnt happy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:23, archived)

bit offensive to all the basotho posters
Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:58, archived)

New person? How dare you?
I was posting here when your mum was still waiting for newbie Tuesday.

but of course she’s a lovely lady and you’re smashing too, just like nearly everyone else here, please like me
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)

oh boy I cant wait for the parade later

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:00, archived)

I prefered Razzle

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:57, archived)

Kananga
Live and Let Die on the telly again.
( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:01, archived)

Tried to watch that again recently (some time in the past decade)
- knowing the US gov sponsored it as part of their war-on-drugs shit really spoiled it.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:20, archived)

drug skill people

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:32, archived)

It's a nonsense film, they're all nonsense films, can't see why your experience would be better or worse either way.
A CIA agent is a major protagonist FFS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:51, archived)

i think i just tolerate / like it when Bond is propping up British establishment interests
- rather than those icky American 1970s values.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 22:12, archived)

Do you prefer American 2020s values?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:39, archived)

Based on a true story. The whole movie was a recruitment advert.

( mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 21:44, archived)

I've just seen Kananga inflate and explode and the effect looks like an insurance ad.

( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 10 Mar 2026, 22:30, archived)

Difficult to find insurance if that's the sort of thing you get up to

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 22:52, archived)

Bring me the Head of Alfredo Bryce Echenique

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 22:16, archived)

bond films are all dogshit

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 22:53, archived)

Buston
Tommy DieCarlo
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 23:00, archived)

Less Of A Feeling

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 23:16, archived)

Well there you go, I had no idea they kept going after the original singer deleted his account.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:41, archived)

Bostoff

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:10, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:12, archived)

I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:27, archived)

I'm the mongdaddy m8, parp parp!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:41, archived)

An old hippy I used to know spiked Country Joe Mcdonald with acid at a festival in the Netherlands in the early 70s
And a policeman.

You could/couldn't, but I haven't, make this up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)

maken

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:05, archived)

maked, surely
alt: moke?
Then you can have, "moken up"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)

more moke mubbish

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:23, archived)

He spiked him with a policeman?

( .Yeti., Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

no the festival was in a policeman
learn to fucking read
(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:33, archived)

You can't do that anymore now they don't have those pointy helmets, bloody woke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:42, archived)

Touch my bum, the policeman said

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:50, archived)

This is lies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:04, archived)

sweet little lies

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:52, archived)

this is life

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:58, archived)

this is sparta

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 17:25, archived)

sweet little sparta

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:01, archived)

genuine lol

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 18:29, archived)

Yep
You couldn't maken it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:50, archived)

Was it a bobby pin?

( .Yeti., Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:10, archived)

I've a mate who lived in the dam in the late 60s 70s. Good bloke. 70 odd now. Worked for Chanel for 30 odd years

( mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 19:50, archived)

One of the blue jays just turned up, it landed right where we were feeding them last year
Going to hit 25c today, first proper springlike day
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:59, archived)

AlexanDEAD Butterfield

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)

bonbonbonbons

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

When Jay Kay carks it, I bagsy posting 'Deeper Underground' to mark the occasion.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:23, archived)

Not Too Young To Die

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)

State of him over the last 20-odd years, can't be long now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)

JamiroDIE

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:54, archived)

Deeper Underground

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:40, archived)

alright the sneaker pimps

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:13, archived)

God, they were totally shit.
Fit singer tho
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:57, archived)

-were +are
still going I just found out, to my surprise
(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:59, archived)

They're all still going, Dave.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 19:55, archived)

Jamiroquiet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:05, archived)

Deeper Underground

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:09, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:34, archived)

Virtual Mortality

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:19, archived)

When Paul Weller carks it, I bagsy posting 'Going Underground' to mark the occasion.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 15:41, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 16:21, archived)

Best thing posted in this thread

( mongychops, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 17:46, archived)

From the engine of a fetid car, a noisome stench will float.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 20:34, archived)

Country John Doe and the Fish
Country Joe and sleeps with the Fish
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:01, archived)

it's like he's trying to communicate
it sounds like gibberish but there must be a message in there somewhere
(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:02, archived)

COUNTRY JOE MCDONALD HAS DIED

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:30, archived)

COUNTRY JOE MCDIENALD

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)

COUNTRY JOE MCDOESN'T

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:36, archived)

that's a shame, I loved his song about having a farm

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:46, archived)

Old McDonald Bought The Farm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:49, archived)

there's an echo in here
I swear you already posted that
(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:50, archived)

I'm just leaving it there for when Jane McDonald carks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:28, archived)

Have you had a stroke?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:19, archived)

I'm having a stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:29, archived)

I'm sorry to hear this

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:27, archived)

Electric Music for the Mind and Body is a stone cold masterpiece

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)

After a few minutes on google, I worked out WTFYBOA.
Oh man, I loved "The Cruise" :(
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:27, archived)

He was all right in Cocktail and the first Mission Impossible.
lol
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:25, archived)

right in cock lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:48, archived)

Old McDonald Bought The Farm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:32, archived)

+Fish

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:34, archived)

alright 'early Marillion'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:35, archived)

God they were shit eh
Fugazi? Poo khazi more like!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:37, archived)

Dick is a very common surname in Fife.
I was working in Kirkcaldy once and one of the pharmacy assistants asked if I had the prescription for Dick there. I replied "which one, we've had a lot of Dicks in this morning" and then realised how that sounded in full hearing range of the customers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:55, archived)

lol gay

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 12:51, archived)

lol ass

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:32, archived)

Cressida Penis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)

Picks up the ricezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:01, archived)

EIEINO

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 14:20, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 5:01, archived)

morning
Early, innit
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 5:18, archived)

quiet, innit

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:06, archived)

yeah, innit

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:33, archived)

Indigenous peoples traditionally inhabiting the Arctic and Subarctic, Inuit

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:35, archived)

scarf-wearing cockhound, Winnett

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:38, archived)

Gotta be innit to Winnett.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 8:14, archived)

Jello Die-afra

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:36, archived)

nope, lost me there

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:39, archived)

Of the DEAD Ken- oh hang on, they were actually called that, weren't they.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:47, archived)

Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:49, archived)

Apparently he's had a stroke. I really hope he pulls through,
but all the same, it's quite funny to imagine him saying this in the voice he uses for the spoken-word parts of 'MTV Get Off The Air':

”I hopped out of my bed because I needed to pee, and my left leg just collapsed under me, and I fell to the floor," says Biafra. "I couldn’t even break the fall with my left arm because it wasn’t working either. I tried to hop back up again, and I couldn’t. I realised I had fallen and I can’t get up!

"It was this point I thought, 'Oh shit, I’m having a stroke!'"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 8:06, archived)

The Jello Biafra quote I always remembered from the 90s is "I've got a fucking liver the size of a fucking chair"
so I'm surprised to find he's still around.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)

tiny chair tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:34, archived)

Elton Johnzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:51, archived)

I hope it was a fluffy chair.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)

Fresh Fruit For Rotting Corpses

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 7:54, archived)

Mortal coil, shuffle off

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 10:26, archived)

California Ünder Ground

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 10:45, archived)

Yo yo yo what it is motherflippers

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 8:22, archived)

Shouldn't you be telling someone to turn things off and on again?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 9:04, archived)

Morning
I went to see the band Cardiacs last night. It was very, very good indeed. They did a helluva job without Tim Smith leading.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 9:33, archived)

They are an impressively weird band
I appreciate them, but I don't like them. They sound like a bad trip
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 9:52, archived)

I mean, having seen them live now it makes a bit more sense
the glitches, jumps and wild changes sort of seem much more organic when they're playing it front of an audience. The bigger, bouncier anthemic numbers kicked off a mosh pit! This is their single from last year, it's a lot more commercial than a lot of their stuff! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTRaHsKKlXA&list=RDJTRaHsKKlXA&start_radio=1
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 10:12, archived)

that sounds like something off the Scott Pilgrim vs the World soundtrack tbh
I've heard much better from them
(piss and shit, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:06, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 11:27, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 21:54, archived)

you would say that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 22:05, archived)

goodnight

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 22:08, archived)

what's so good about it

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 22:35, archived)

you're right
- it was rubbish
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Mar 2026, 6:30, archived)

PISSWANK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 23:09, archived)

stay 15 minutes after school you little twerp

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 23:13, archived)

afternoon mutt bufflers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:07, archived)

Sky rockets in flutt bufflers

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8408682
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:14, archived)

Wayne COYNING-IT-IN, more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

fmm fmm fmm

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:51, archived)

in the snn snn snn

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)

fuck my mum, this is life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:26, archived)

Way ahead of you there mate.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:35, archived)

Shut up, dad.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:39, archived)

I just done an irl lol out loud in the pub at this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 16:10, archived)

he's not going to fuck you dude

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:46, archived)

this is life :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:50, archived)

Shut up, mum.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 20:07, archived)

tree treesomes, little heavy on the sausage

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:57, archived)

Muff Butler

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:28, archived)

Suede guitarist confirmed cunt

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:37, archived)

I preferred McAlmont & Muff,
which was a very unlikely pairing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:41, archived)

Muff McKagan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:42, archived)

Were were at the beach.
Everybody had sanitary towels!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 16:08, archived)

Shitting yes!

( $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:38, archived)

Are you amped? You sound amped. I'm SUPER amped!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:24, archived)

&ed?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:56, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)

I did three tours of your mum in Hervagistan.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 19:05, archived)

morning butt mufflers

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:16, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:26, archived)

morning mc

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 6:58, archived)

BUTT STUFF

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:12, archived)

Gninrom

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:14, archived)

I had my muffler removed. Completely illegal due to the noise and pollution

( mongychops, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:17, archived)

Bufflers!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:55, archived)

+ the butt-vampire slayer

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:55, archived)

assisted by Mr Piles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 7:56, archived)

mmf mmf mmf

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 8:34, archived)

^ The Crash Test Bummies

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)

God Muffled His Feet

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:36, archived)

They couldn't understand that his butt was always muffled

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:41, archived)

Muffled His Butt was *right there*. :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 15:15, archived)

I am hung over

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 10:21, archived)

Missus is working in Glasgow today and tomorrow, and it's on fire.
Checked her train was running this morning (to Queen Street) and it was fine, but she's got there to find that their office is closed because it's too close to all the action. She'll just have to chuck some flares at rival football fans instead.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)

Do they not appreciate 70s trouser fashions then?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:09, archived)

Of course they do, how else would you explain the enduring popularity of the Bay City Rollers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:07, archived)

presumably their manager dropping the name
whilst having sex with each successive generation of children
(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 14:36, archived)

Les McKeown was proper dishy and would never have allowed that sort of carry-on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 16:11, archived)

riiiiight

(piss and shit, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)

Have you ever actually properly listened to the lyrics of Bye Bye Baby? I thought not.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 20:43, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:34, archived)

moming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 11:49, archived)

Theory: the new Iran leader is the old one, he was not killed by all those bombs, he was blown backwards in time
DO THE RESEARCH
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:02, archived)

Thank goodness, now we have 31 years to kill him before we have to kill him again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:09, archived)

Unfortunately he now knows the plan :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Mar 2026, 12:45, archived)

WANGHONK
not really, JAPSCAB
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:27, archived)

Everybody have fun tonab

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:30, archived)

I'd visit

( mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:46, archived)

Genesizzz

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:51, archived)

CAPTCHAs really are getting shitter every day.

( .Yeti., Sun 8 Mar 2026, 16:43, archived)

The +
not really, is a little old place where can get to
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 19:14, archived)

WANG HONK BABY!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Mar 2026, 19:46, archived)

WANKSMELL

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 21:50, archived)

afternoon

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 12:56, archived)

afternoon
I was going to do some gardening, but i cant be bothered.
How have you disappointed yourself so far this weekend?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 13:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8469419
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 13:21, archived)

Which bit of that was the disappointment?
- cause any part of it *could* be someone's kink
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:31, archived)

Forgot to do the laundry before I left the house
I'll have to do it when I get home
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:38, archived)

oh the humanity

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:45, archived)

Oh my spaghetti tell a hoop!
I've been 'writing' 'songs' using a new AI model, you can supply lyrics, that's what the spaghetti thing is about.
It's utterly shit music, completely generic, but it sounds like it came from a pro studio.
As a business model, getting musicians into a studio to produce music surely can't make a lot of sense any more financially.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 13:25, archived)

ffs

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 13:34, archived)

the input you supply is hugely important if you want to avoid the output being generic
I watched a youtube vid on it, was very interesting.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 13:42, archived)

Isn't that how the internet worked? People actually asking what they wanted. Not fed bullshitand adverts. I hate modern internet. Lazy cunts humans

( mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:50, archived)

👆

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:52, archived)

I have a slightly different take on it, AI is a clever use of technology and it's required a huge application of human intellect and effort to get it this far
But it's all been done in the service of laziness, or with the aim of making human effort redundant.
Same thing in the end, we finish up dumber and less involved.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:58, archived)

I want really talking about ai. Even search engines people don't know how to use. The fucker needs information or it's guessing. Ai makes the guesses worse .

( mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)

Ironically, if I use any 'advanced' search features now like file type or whatever, google makes me pass a captcha to prove i'm human.
"Unusual traffic from your location".
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 16:16, archived)

That vid was AI and you didn't even notice. Towards the end you put your hand inside your pants then pulled it out again and sniffed your fingers.
GO AHEAD AND DENY IT
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 15:03, archived)

I thought so.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 16:17, archived)

i didnt sniff them i washed them with bleach and caustic soda

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 18:25, archived)

b&

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:07, archived)

Treated myself to a Hexclad pan
Not a euphemism
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:08, archived)

GS?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)

clad achordal
( .Yeti., Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:30, archived)

where my brain went too
pan(sexual)
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:52, archived)

Pedo Pan

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:54, archived)

vg

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 22:55, archived)

a H s clad +with a +da
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:46, archived)

dapan
mm etc
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 14:53, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 18:01, archived)

We bought a Scanpan one time because it was on sale, it was still well over my budget really. Since then it's the only brand we've bought.
I think if you cook a lot it's definitely worth paying for decent pans.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Mar 2026, 23:04, archived)