Nigel Farragone**I predict. I recon he'll be out of politics within hours.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 13:23,
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If you're going to murder a baby, I suppose it makes sense to dress like the grim reaperwww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg73rz8r05o
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out of interestwho was the short magician you were talking about earlier?
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"culpable homicide" as opposed to what? the perfectly ok kind?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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If only there was some form of publicly available and searchable repository of knowledge available to explain(, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)
and here we are!search is a bit broken, might be an idea to have someone take a look at that
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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It means that it was really aliens that did it, but they framed her(, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:14, archived)
did you see this one, VACCINES DID ITwww.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/06/idaho-woman-deaths-children
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I did, and last night in upset mode I briefly found myself blaming RFK jr. for that(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I fucken' knew itGonna be cracking open a bottle tonight to celebrate!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 14:42,
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Watch us rep[resent] the con[stituency], watch us rep the con, watch us rep the con, pson(, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:12, archived)
I reckon if Count Binface promises free chips for Clacton residents he'd win(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:28,
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Depends how hard Restore goes for himhard to say you're anti-establishment when there's someone futher to the right calling you a corrupt sell-out.
But yeah... he'll probably win again.
And again after he gets recalled but if Andy Burham calls an election in the meantime it could go badly wrong for El Farago.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:30,
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Why the fuck would Burnham call an election?He's got a massive majority to lose and literally nothing to gain.
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Starmer had a massive majority. Hos the fuck did that help him?Burnham will have all the same problems as Starmer and if he deviates from the manifesto he's going to run into a brick wall. Nothing is going to get any easier in the next two years, why not pick a fight now when Reform are on the way down?
He's a big political gambler and this would be a huge punt, but if he doesn't go for it now he could be in a much worse place in two years.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:39,
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You're astuteAnd correct. But truly the opportunity to see the thicko far right split itself and behead Reform is more beautiful and likely than Burnham gambling, although without Farage he might be more inclined to.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 15:42,
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Looks like everyone except Count Binface is refusing to play his little game.(, Wed 8 Jul 2026, 9:32, archived)
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:23,
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Has anyone else noticed mr horrible asking for money on the forum? I felt quite intimidated. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I TEXTED STOP BUT IT STILL GO :((
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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He’s a fucking pound shop Trump and I hope he dies a painful death (
Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 17:23,
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We'll have none of that foreign muck, thanks.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 8:30,
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Having the shits is a kink. Different. Logs normally.(
mongychops, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 11:42,
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Log on my tits.Then log off.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 12:39,
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It'll never catch on(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 11:52,
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Is that ladyboy shit?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 11:54,
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bored of that nowlet's talk about something nice. what nice thing has been nice recently in a nice way?
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 20:13,
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you can't say hitler(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 20:13,
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I went to Nice last year. It was nice.Nice biscuits are also nice.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 20:18,
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very nice. well done.(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:51,
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Rich tea are underratedI would buy them but they only seem on be on sale in double packs and a family of ten wouldn't get through that in a year.
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 11:28,
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The token remaining plucky Brit just won at Wimbledon, that's nice.I actually wanted his opponent to win though because I like him, so that's not so nice.
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Fun fact, Andy Murray's grandad gave me my first spectacles.Well, he owned the Optician's in Bridge of Allan I got them from, might not have been him personally.
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Look, did he or didn't he, stop wasting everyone's time. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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He might not have, honestly can't remember and I wouldn't have known him from Adam anyway(, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 23:32, archived)
Huge mouth, the man, enormously wide voluminous mouth, mouth like a tunnel into another dimension a dimension where his future grandson would play at Wimbledon and have a similarly gargantuan black hole of a mouth
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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The whole town, District Line and all(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:09,
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Andy was constantly at the dentist due to Wombles(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Jul 2026, 0:09,
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undertongue, overtongue, wombling free, the wombles in andy's huge cake-hole are we(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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that's not nice. -5pts.(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:53,
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ik ben in nederlandHet is heel lekker
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:37,
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Have you smoked a big spliff and then banged a prozzie yet?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:47,
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delicious(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:54,
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-rescue Christopher Walken from vietnam +go crying to the mods like a little bitch(
Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:25,
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there's a rat in your sentence what am i gunna do(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 17:25,
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might be a male(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:31,
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i no m8also -10pts for not being nice
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:55,
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20 DOLLAR SERVICE CHARGE MY FRIEND, FINAL OFFER(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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We gonna rock down to electric avenue(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:38,
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then what?(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:24,
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ok i'm ready(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:45,
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no. wait. i changed my mind(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:53,
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are you the next in line?(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:59,
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Ciao!I just became Italian!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:17,
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Currently savouring some nommy aranciniAnd a couple of pints of weisbier in the shade just off Shaftesbury Avenue.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 12:57,
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-nommy arancini-And a couple of pints of weisbier in the shade just off -esbury Avenue
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I'll tell you the truth garold, i don't even actually know what arancini is. I do know a strikey-g when i see one though. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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It sounds uncomfortable and Italian (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Like Aldo Ciccolini better tho(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Alright, Abba(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:40,
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Like my bunga bunga parties!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:19,
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spiders m8, they're spiders(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:15,
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you're not in front of a mirror, are you?(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:25,
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i meant like summoning herlike candyman or whatever the fuck that shit film was
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 21:58,
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That's actually the infinite of the verb meaning "to congratulation", but in French, not Italian. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 16:00,
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INFINITE CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ACHIEVING IMMORTALITY(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:21,
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You know what they say - buy cheap, get AIDS(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:43,
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really? fuck.(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:59,
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I’ve had a nice week off so really can’t be arsed with work(
Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:02,
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would be arsed if you hadnt had a week off? (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 13:47,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 18:46,
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Mr shiteside more like(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:18,
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are we deermen?or are we cervidae?
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:40,
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my signs are antler(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 19:44,
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what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no insurance?(, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:46, archived)
well it was very foolish of youand I hope you've learned your lesson
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Antlers in the engine?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:24,
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it's serious(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 7:41,
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That's cheap, it's usually dear ("deer").(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:27,
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If it helps any, another forum I belong to someone posted this earlier "took another one of the metal fireboxes out this morning lads, couple of minor injuries but fuck them metal bastards, it was worth it"
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vladimir, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 8:20,
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I don't know what any of that meansedit: oh wait, yeah I think I do
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It's just as well the collision didn't involve a baboon, when you think about it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Jul 2026, 9:52,
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Been thinking about this. I guess as usual I'm trying to conjure or imagine perhaps a universe in which we can all pull focus back until we see the harms we do, and the harms done to us, so many of which we never mean, so many of which are never meant, are resolvable, and perhaps even not so big, in the bigger picture; a universe that eventually, ultimately, balances itself out, that doesn't hurt so much - or if it does hurt, also feels good, sometimes, I think that's what it meant really
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vladimir, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 10:29,
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Everybody hurts sometimes
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:23,
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It can't have felt very nice for the deer(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:19,
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b3ta.com/talk/7619713#post7619752
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Jul 2026, 11:18,
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Anyone knobbed any good camels lately? Alt.: evening.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 19:52,
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MAMMALS(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:18,
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WHATSON'S CLIMBING RAT (TYLOMYS WHATSONI)(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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But were they good at being bad, though?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Jul 2026, 20:31,
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Strap them together and you've got perpetual motion (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Only if it's a special offerDo you have a sale planned? Can i get a code? I hope it's not rude.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I should add that I offer a competing service at reasonable prices(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I just came up with this, it's not AI, here's the plan, i want you all to send me ten dollars. ok it's 20 dollars now, seriously get in early or it gets expensive really quickly
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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What is it you can't face?www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOw_-5glqg
.
I ended up here somehow
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That film of them and the Brian Jonestown Massacre is well lol(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 17:41,
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I know zero about any of this, I heard Bohemian via that daily random Spotify playlist I used to usebefore Spotify became AI-dominated
Is it worth a watch given I don't know about either band?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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morning morning morning piss(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 9:20,
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Send help plsI over egged the pudding last night to the extent that it was less of a pudding and more of a fucking gert big egg.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:31,
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Mate5 mill gaff, private chef, cocktail bar in the garden, 50 bottles of Tattainger...host gave me chocolate, I assumed it was weed and scoffed a shitload. Nope, mushrooms, then the bugle came out. I'm in bits
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:43,
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We live and learn.Or perhaps we do not
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:52,
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I'm watching documentaries about MycenaeVery quietly
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:53,
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I can confirm that we do not(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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This book is dedicated to Avis Dolphin I AIN'T EVEN LYINGwww.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/53281/pg53281-images.html
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Nothing yet, that one’s just in case(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:20,
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Ich stehe hier gerade irgendwie auf dem schlauch. natürlich vertraue ich euch beiden voll und ganz, aber irgendetwas passt hier nicht zusammen.(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:25,
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Early night for me It's special day out tomorrow, so I need to be up very early to blow a ton of cash on my nephews and great niece
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:13,
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so the nephews are just plain nephews but the niece is great? gender issues eh(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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One of the survivors of the sinking of the Lusitania was named Avis Dolphin(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Wasn't the original owner of 10 Downing Street a Mr. Chicken?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 7:16,
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omfg omfg it's TRUE!!!!so happy to know this tysm
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3LrMh99XJ1Xsh7GtrvH1s8H/10-surprising-facts-about-number-10-downing-street
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vladimir, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:42,
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Additional bird link in that Sir George Downing who commissioned the houses to be built used Sir Christopher Wren
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vladimir, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:46,
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Could be one of those wildly pompous self-satisfied questions on something robert robinson would have hosted on the wireless. Where might a Wren and a Chicken be safe from a cat - NOW, Mister Smith -
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vladimir, Sun 5 Jul 2026, 11:50,
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don't let MiseryCunt see this kind of thing he doesn't like sickly faux-affection (
vladimir, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:52,
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What about sickly real emotion?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:58,
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So I shouldn't tell him I wuv that he exists and he makes everyone's lives better?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 21:17,
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urkomisch(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 22:24,
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DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 20:28,
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Oog feeling a bit rough this morning Ning tho
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fross Read your email on, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:30,
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i've got some sandpaper(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:37,
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oh yeh(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:34,
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-booze +drugs(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:46,
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hip hipow! my hip! hooray!
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:22,
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i don't think morning's are your forte(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 9:49,
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what has she done now?!(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 13:35,
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I snat the sheriff (But I didn't snot the deputy)
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Jul 2026, 17:33,
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pissy pissy fuck fucks(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:34,
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Worst. Backing vocals. Ever.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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ahh oohshoop da woo
piss out poo
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:43,
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Tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit Oh, giiirl
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 0:31,
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Our fine four fendered friend(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 8:26,
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052289/Sorry, you're still here for now
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:23,
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hello darling x x x(
MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 23:35,
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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This is better than mineSearching for wankers on IMDb isn't satisfying
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Sn0tters ๐ฏ๐ด๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ช, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 0:01,
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why go there?you've got a db full of them here
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 4 Jul 2026, 7:36,
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Gonna get this in before we get cancelled. 4/7 todaywww.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70ydx22q25o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:34,
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2/7 Packing your suitcase and realising you’ve forgotten your phone charger (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:43,
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4/7 mostly guesswork (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:53,
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3/7 a website that refuses to die(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:04,
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aAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaarrrrRrdddDvvvVvvaaaaaAAaaarrrRRRRkkkKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 9:40,
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It's like that Simpsons episode with the meteorite hitting springfield(
Octo I ruin everything., Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:44,
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150,000/7 well done Κωνσταντฮฏνοςwww.poetryfoundation.org/poems/51294/waiting-for-the-barbarians
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vladimir, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 10:52,
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I can't believe sn0tters was eaten by a dingo last night, 4eva in are harts(, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 7:59, archived)
It’s the circle of life, or something.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Jul 2026, 8:09,
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goodbye forever forward slash chatit was shit knowing you
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:32,
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nah it's good, Sn0t knows his shitno wait, he knows his bogeys. fuck
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MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 20:33,
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Just like to take the opportunity to say that in case this site never comes backโWANKSMELLโ
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:08,
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GUNTSTENCH FOR POSTERITY (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:15,
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I trust Sn0tters completely to do the right thing and keep everybody safe(
vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:43,
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I mean obviously there's no pressure considering several of us have effectively uploaded the contents of our souls into this site over multiple decades(
vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:44,
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Contents of our arseholes, more like.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:48,
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Full size bong or gtfo (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 22:55,
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It's Talkmas Eve!I'm so excited. Are you? Let's chat while we still can
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vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:55,
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There may be silence ahead, but while there's musing, and meaningless shite, and hate and all that, let's face the talk board and chat
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vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:57,
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Hi morningHigh Noon
The Good Morning, the Bid you farewell, and the Ugly
Elevenses Brides for Elevenses Brothers
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vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:04,
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I'm hiding out in the border force office Because I don't want to clean the microwaves and fridges
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 17:58,
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Actually that’s probably the worst possible place to hide out if fear of deportation is a thingIโm extremely drunk
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 18:29,
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4th generation English Pretty sure I'm safe
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:34,
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of course,the compression over that many generations will have naturally degraded your quality in a visually obvious wayyou might need to be remastered at this point
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Could you write that on a checque?(
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 21:37,
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you need to learn to ask nicely(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55,
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Blackpool!I actually learned something here,
by mistake
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vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:25,
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I had one in Croatia after eating a black risotto.In every sense, that shit was black.
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crni riลพot, you eat it not, send it back, it turns shit black(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:48,
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*brb klaxxon*(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:59,
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42.6% THCa, a new high, or low, depending on your opinion (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 11:55,
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I honestly think an intravenous heroin habit might be less harmful at this point.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:38,
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 15:45,
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Probably less expensive, given the price of weed in this state(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 19:27,
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Terrible bullying of capybaras (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:55,
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The best chupacabra was sucked to death by the other chupacabras because he was the GOATthen the remaining best chupacabra was sucked to death, and so on until there was only one left but there were no other chupacabras left to suck him to death so he lived happily ever after.
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<s>lived happily ever after.</s> sucked himself to death. Just like Prince :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:23,
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Apparently OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is only 12 years old, they paint a few lines on his forehead every morning to visually age him(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:02,
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Will, when are you available go levelling? When, Will, when?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:30,
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I'm sure they'll hammer it out somehow(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:57,
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anvil that be the end of it?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:59,
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When Will When was later shortened to William and then to Bill, evolving just as Darwin had predicted it would. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:47,
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Then BAnd finally B-Dogg, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:56,
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I have plans this weekend But could squeeze in some next week perhaps?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 13:50,
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That sounds delightfully homosexual to me(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:29,
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You find most things to be that way?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 14:37,
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You made me look.Weirdly, the top news about him is a Guardian interview with Rubรฉn Blades, who I was thinking about earlier because his performance was the highlight in an otherwise mediocre X-Files episode about chupacabras.
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His delivery of the line "this guy is better than Erik Estrada" is hilarious, perhaps you had to be there(, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:38, archived)
He's retired though, makes no difference to anyone outside his close friends/family if he's alive or dead.(, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 16:43, archived)
can't believe we won't be able to chat like this tomorrow :((
vladimir, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 7:44,
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For maybe the last time.Our future together is in the hands of Sn0tters.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 7:45,
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I forgot to ask him to euthanise everyone on /links, hope he's still around to note this(, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 8:31, archived)
I'd like to say something profound and movingbut I'll settle for titwank a tadpole.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 10:34,
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