Afternoon
All being well I'll be taking the site down on Friday morning to do an upgrade. This will bring you many more years of talking shite.

You should plan appropriately to do something else for the day.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:51, archived)

I should say it will be back up later
As long as I don't fuck up the backups
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:52, archived)

i hope you bought enough floppies
lol floppies
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:30, archived)

Or hard drive
Lol hard
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:54, archived)

internal or sexternal?

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

lol ernal

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:58, archived)

Lots of memory
Lol ram
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

Lol sticky keys

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:06, archived)

SPUNKBUTTONS

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:42, archived)

fabulous panto energy I love it

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:43, archived)

SPANKO

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 22:52, archived)

Alicia's middle name at school

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:07, archived)

I haven't found anything else to do in 20 odd years
so if that's the goal, leave it down permanently 😂
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:06, archived)

PIPE DOWN, PISS

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:09, archived)

PISS DOWN PIPE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:43, archived)

FERRETS DOWN TROUSERS

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

You replied first
You win, Friday it's dead
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:33, archived)

hooray!
sayonara you weabo shits
(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:51, archived)

BRACE YOURSELF

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

*checks contents*

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

You like what you smell?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:05, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 12:55, archived)

for fuckssake :(

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

GOOD LUCK Sn0tters please handle it carefully and lovingly as you would a priceless vase
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:08, archived)

-v +r

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:29, archived)

loringly etc

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:37, archived)

Still waiting for that 90s Geocities theme to be applied

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:17, archived)

Have you consulted BAFR to action all the outstanding change requests?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:21, archived)

Change authorised, subject to CAB approval

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)

Cab Cauliway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:30, archived)

You've got to have a C.A.B, if you want to get with ME

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:36, archived)

I hope you've used the most recent CRQ form

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:44, archived)

Um yes

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:34, archived)

at the very least, can you please remove the current image challenge and delete the accounts of everyone who's entered it?
I'm not saying that *every* entry is rubbish, but there's such a concentration of dross there that it would improve the overall quality of the site.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:25, archived)

-delete +crush -accounts +hands

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:12, archived)

ahahahahahaaaaa

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 19:42, archived)

“Being A Fucking Retard”?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:59, archived)

pretty much
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:21, archived)

I'll probably just listen to some music
And play royal match
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:23, archived)

LICK AND SUBDIVIDE buttons? Just what I always wanted

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:35, archived)

Can you recommend the site with the second-sexiest pixels on the internet, then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:57, archived)

dribbble.com/pmurraydesign/collections/316812-Sexy-Pixels
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:05, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:06, archived)

WOMANPIXELS

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 21:29, archived)

onlywomanpixelsfans.com

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Jul 2026, 0:41, archived)

I’m utterly pissed in a Galway bar
AMA
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:31, archived)

is there anyone fit on the bar?

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

No, sadly

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:58, archived)

look in a mirror then, gorjus chops

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:39, archived)

lw aaaa
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:48, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:55, archived)

Girl, +

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:59, archived)

Galwa +Barnab +e
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:32, archived)

lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:37, archived)

If you could buy anyone in the whole world a drink right now, and ask them a question, who would it be
and what would you ask them
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 16:57, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:00, archived)

a true story is that I've never understood this, or bothered to google it as yet
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:29, archived)

i'd buy myself a drink
and ask if i'd like another one
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:50, archived)

GREAT CHOICES

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

*burp*

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 22:02, archived)

Going to watch the England game in an Irish pub
Where everyone will be rooting for DR Congo
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:01, archived)

Including you?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:05, archived)

I'm rooting for DR Albarn

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:43, archived)

They must have been feeling pretty cocky in the first 15 minutes
Lol cocky
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 20:47, archived)

I'm on my way to join you

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:32, archived)

AMA that much is true
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:49, archived)

BELSEN
Belgium Vs Senegal later!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 17:25, archived)

Looks like I'll have to actually do some work then
I'm not looking forward to it
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:02, archived)

Torch the place and frame a tramp

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 20:48, archived)

Boston's cat farts are fucking deadly at the moment
he's a really affectionate boy and purrs like mad when you give him a cuddle, but when you pick him up he releases eye-watering smells.

How's the aroma where you are?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:09, archived)

There's an onion-y smell in the office and none of us are able to identify its source.
My guess is that it's either an onion or something containing onion.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:15, archived)

Isn't it onionic, don't you think?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:17, archived)

^Alanis Courgette

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:27, archived)

Aubergine Pitney

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:28, archived)

Robert Eggplant

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:30, archived)

Babylon Zucchini

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:35, archived)

Potatony Bennett

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:39, archived)

Tina Turnip

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:40, archived)

Veg Presley

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:51, archived)

Death Cabbage for Cutie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:52, archived)

Yam Hammer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:52, archived)

Spuddy Holly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:53, archived)

Cauli Murs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:54, archived)

Kid Broccoli

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:55, archived)

The Alan Parsnip Project

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:56, archived)

Onion Lovin' Criminals

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:01, archived)

Artichoke Garfunkel

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:04, archived)

Dixie Chickpeas

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:05, archived)

Nat King Kohlrabi

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:07, archived)

Dill Collins

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:08, archived)

Shallot Church

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:10, archived)

Leek
(Chic)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:11, archived)

Morris Day and the Thyme

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)

Pearl Yam

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)

Parsley Scratch Perry

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)

Chive Bunny

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:15, archived)

Simply Red cabbage

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:20, archived)

Celeriacker Bilk

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:21, archived)

Tomatom Jones

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:39, archived)

Curleyleaf Bassey

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:39, archived)

Jonny Carrotten

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:40, archived)

greensday

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 18:03, archived)

Honest to god this is cracking me up!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:41, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2639854
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:13, archived)

It's probably an onion or something containing an onion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:55, archived)

Thanks, Sherlock Cloves

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:57, archived)

Have you tried sniffing around and looking in the place where the smell is strongest? Often it's an onion.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:00, archived)

Spoken like someone who knows his onions

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:29, archived)

The world is just a great big onion

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:34, archived)

I don’t believe that’s true.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:39, archived)

Are you calling Ashford and Simpson liars? Someone better fucking hold me back or I swear down I'll do time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:43, archived)

^ looking through a glass onion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:48, archived)

If Aardvark says anything about John Lennon I won't be responsible for my actions

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:49, archived)

u ok hunneypie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:52, archived)

I'm trying to think of a relevant play on words to reply, but I can't think of a good punion

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:02, archived)

He was definitely a person who was in The Beatles and is now dead.
I will say no more.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:27, archived)

WHAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:50, archived)

Leave it mofaha, he's not wurf it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 15:26, archived)

There's a Kellog's factory near where I live
There are always weird smells coming from it. If you bring someone into the area who hasn't been here before, they'll always say "what's that smell?"
Anyone who lives here will usually reply "what smell?"
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 11:21, archived)

There's a (50 p) ham processing plant down the road from my dad's place.
It smells, randomly enough, of boiled sweets.
( .Yeti., Wed 1 Jul 2026, 12:40, archived)

This week's image challenge fucking stinks.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:08, archived)

morning sausages

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 5:34, archived)

morning HOSTAGES, the hostages

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 7:00, archived)

Marioing The Lost Stages

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 1 Jul 2026, 7:13, archived)

I've not had a sausage in months

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 7:30, archived)

Gaz garold, he knows about this sort of thing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 9:05, archived)

gloaming chipolatas
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 7:38, archived)

dawn bratwurst
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 7:44, archived)

Midnight Glamorgans

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 8:17, archived)

liking the strong Arthur Conan Doyle energy of this
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:25, archived)

Which era of ACD?
Logical detective prone to cocaine use?
Or
Fairies are real, I've seen photos of some little girls' paper cutouts in their garden?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 13:33, archived)

lolololol GREAT QUESTION
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:00, archived)

OkOK I got it
His RAWWWK era
ACD/DC
Highway to Hellhound \o/
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 14:29, archived)

My favourite adult film star.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 8:36, archived)

rising cumberland
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 8:42, archived)

Pure shipping forecast, well done
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:25, archived)

Dogging, south 69, moderate or good, occasionally poor

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:40, archived)

:) pfffff

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:42, archived)

waitwaitwait....DAWN LORNE \o/
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:24, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 8:03, archived)

And bacun

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 8:26, archived)

Morning bacon balls

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 9:45, archived)

what the fuck are you all on about?

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:01, archived)

WHAT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:03, archived)

do you want one person to summarise everything, or each individual to explain their own posts?
I think everyone's doing different things.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:05, archived)

It's a bit late for a question like that

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:26, archived)

2006 was a bit late for a question like that, quite honestly

( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:27, archived)

Victor Willis is a ghost

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:07, archived)

-Victor +Bruce

(piss and shit, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:15, archived)

too soon
not by much, mind.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 10:20, archived)

Galway bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 17:43, archived)

Ed Sheeranzzzz

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 18:14, archived)

Yes. Yes he is.

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)

Castle on the Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:07, archived)

Shape of Bollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:01, archived)

Q_F
lkj
HHGI've
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:02, archived)

Alright yetso, upset again?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:29, archived)

I'm trying to make it the new dmedff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:48, archived)

meh,

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 20:01, archived)

anal

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 20:04, archived)

scott,

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 20:25, archived)

Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 20:59, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

It sounds like you misheard or saw a phonetic misspelling of "yit," "yit-faced," "gits," or most likely "yute" (which is sometimes written or pronounced broadly as "yut-so" or "yut-zo").

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Jul 2026, 0:41, archived)

alright Gonz

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:38, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8478964
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 19:48, archived)

Oboejeans!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:33, archived)

🖤
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBffHMObvvw
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:59, archived)

Well that's lovely now.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 22:03, archived)

One of my top 10ish favourites ever :)
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 22:12, archived)

Maya Joint

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:11, archived)

I'm watching Serena smoke her right now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:22, archived)

i found a stream, didn't think I would
the difference in build between them is pretty extreme
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:40, archived)

Joint should still win, bailed out and gone to bed now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 21:51, archived)

Morning. I have three chili plants on my windowsill
Two are very fruting, hopefully the third will gee up a bit in the next month or so.

I have one Cheyenne pepper that's nearly ripe and about 5 more that are a week away from going red.

Are you a fan of the hot peppers? What's your favorite?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)

Flea, he's so *dreamy*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:55, archived)

He can leave his sock on....
or off. I don't mind.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)

under the sock is another sock. it's where he keeps his socks.
sockcock sock storage system
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)

under the sock downtown, is where he keeps his socks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:22, archived)

downtown sock, i like to store my socks right on my cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:26, archived)

and when it's chilly, my willy, it shri-i-inks, I try to soothe it, by drinking, warm dri-i-inks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:30, archived)

Does he get passed around like pass the parcel,
everyone removes a sock then passes him on and the one who uncovers his cock gets to keep it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:33, archived)

Blood Sugar Sex Magick is their only good album, and that's entirely due to Rick Rubin.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:59, archived)

I like the one the did in Camden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfosK8DQUuM
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:10, archived)

I like that one where they sing about California
and that other one where they sing about California
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:40, archived)

I wonder where they're from, I don't think anyone knows for sure.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:50, archived)

They certainly keep you guessing

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:52, archived)

Two are very fruting, hopefully the third will gee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:16, archived)

gee gee up

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:22, archived)

^ very fruting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:23, archived)

-up +Allin

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:26, archived)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 20:04, archived)

GALILEO!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:11, archived)

I love hot peppers
Scotch bonnet peppers, chopped finely, are lovely in scrambled eggs
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:19, archived)

^ will gee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:20, archived)

Constance Bumgarner Gee, American scholar, memoirist, and medical cannabis advocate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:24, archived)

Gee, she's garnering cannabis in her bum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:24, archived)

Stevie Nicks could never

( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 17:25, archived)

Sounds exciting!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:22, archived)

Put the chillies in while the eggs are still liquid
The heat spreads through the whole thing
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:40, archived)

I sliced up a finger chilli and mixed it with two eggs and some diced onion and tomato to make an omelette on Sunday,
it was nice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)

chilli
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:53, archived)

f m
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:58, archived)

It sounds nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:56, archived)

^ chilli fingerer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 18:15, archived)

ch w
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:18, archived)

Bell

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:27, archived)

jellopeno

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:37, archived)

Q_F
lkj
HHGI've
( .Yeti., Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:03, archived)

^ I'm Sorry I'm Having A Stroke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

different ones for different things
I have dried ancho, cascabel, guajillo, de arbol, smoked ghost, chipotle, pasilla, some Chinese 'facing heaven' ones, fuckloads. Canned chipotles in adobo are great for con carne.

Fresh ones bought as required, finger chillies for Indian, bonnets for jerk.


lol finger, lol jerk
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)

Scotch bonnets and ghost peppers are both great.
I've never tried anything hotter than those.
( .Yeti., Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:05, archived)

Maybe the third one needs pollinated.
Send in a bee gee.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

morning
I’m at Leeds Bradford Airport. It’s shit.
What else is shit? You can’t say Trump.
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 6:41, archived)

alright atomic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 6:42, archived)

MAGA

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 6:50, archived)

make airports great again

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:12, archived)

Only way they would make this one great is to knock it down and start again

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:19, archived)

I'm not paying, so I don't have any objection to that

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:55, archived)

Haven’t you heard?
b3ta poster, piss (and shit) is covering the whole cost
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 10:47, archived)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 11:53, archived)

It is time to face up to your responsibilities piss, as described above.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:18, archived)

Is it anywhere near Runcorn?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:13, archived)

I fucking hope not

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:20, archived)

Luton Airport.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:18, archived)

And Luton.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:18, archived)

Yeah, both are absolute shitholes

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:20, archived)

Came here to say this. An utterly awful airport

( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 9:27, archived)

Bradford.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 7:37, archived)

Freeedom

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 8:09, archived)

alright George Michael

(piss and shit, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 8:24, archived)

Geeorgee Michaeel
www.thedailybeast.com/resizer/v2/HBDDLDQAYNFZPLLE33VMODQVWM.png?auth=1218d88238eeb38e7a3e5864ee915712cc5a4f8e39f18a701ff9b31ab377f019&width=1440&height=1285
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 9:05, archived)

Charles de Gaulle is my least favourite airport I've ever had the misfortune to travel through,
it's been a while though so maybe it's marginally fewer shit these days.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 9:39, archived)

Morning
Lots of things are shit
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 10:14, archived)

I’m in Dublin now
It’s not shit, but the traffic is
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 10:48, archived)

Please subscribe to my travel blog

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 10:48, archived)

trog, maybe yours will plough all the profits from Wet Wet Wet's cover of Love Is All Around into crop circle research

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 11:30, archived)

plough, crop, that wasn't even deliberate, I'm a fucking poet

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 16:29, archived)

At some work charity quiz, one of the questions was 'which capital city's name means 'Black pool'?
I managed to deduce/guess that it was Dublin!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 11:32, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are my forte.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 11:32, archived)

omg llyn is also lake/pond in Welsh
interesting
interestlynn
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 12:01, archived)

Almost as if the Irish and Welsh languages might be related, or something.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)

it looks like it might be possible eh?

( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)

Isn't Welsh one of those languages that isn't derived from or connected to any others?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 13:31, archived)

umm there's brythonic lang family or summat isn't there? Hungarian is a no-mates lang, totally weird etc. But I think Celtic is all over the place, isn't it? Drift down the wild rocky westerly faces of the European islands and countries and you'll both stub your toe on unforgiving cliffs and also find similar speaking as you float south?
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:02, archived)

how DARE you suggest I google any of this
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:03, archived)

yes of course I'm googling it rn aren't I
BRYThonic BRITTonic, ffs. Brittany. Duh
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:05, archived)

it's not the speaking of languages that grieves me, it's fy anwylyd pan fyddaf yn meddwl amdanoch chi
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:07, archived)

Alright, Cthulhu.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:59, archived)

ahahahahaha
*gently caressing you with a hesitant tentacle*
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:31, archived)

oh FUCK sorry wrong site

( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 15:32, archived)

post it twice then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 14:19, archived)

there's a rat in my garden and it's digging up all my new plants
I've set a bait box with delicious poisoned grain. And it hasn't touched it.

Then i read the data sheet of the aforementioned poision grain and it says it's dyed blue which i can verify, and it also says it contains an embittering agent, i assume to stop idiots that would eat blue grain from eating it.

Well colour me surprised that ratty mc ratfuck isn't too keen on it either.

Garold, can i borrow that gun once you've finished murdering protected species with it?
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 17:43, archived)

i could easily twat it, the cunt comes out right when i'm sitting in the garden bold as fucking brass
Broad daylight!
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 17:45, archived)

sounds like you need a ship's cat
In your garden
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 18:09, archived)

who the fuck are you

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 18:10, archived)

shat in your garden
maybe yours will catch on
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:11, archived)

there's a big black hole
where my arse used to be
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 21:52, archived)

Time to change your ringtone

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 0:41, archived)

ha! very good

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Tue 30 Jun 2026, 10:54, archived)

- and it's digging up all my new plants I've set a bait box with delicious poisoned grain. And it hasn't touched it. Then i read the data sheet of the aforementioned poision grain and it says it's dyed blue which i can verify, and it also says it etc
what am I gonna do?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 18:19, archived)

i'm gonna fix dat rat
that's what i'm gunna do
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 18:25, archived)

oh dear, how is it broken?
Do we need the rspca an ting?
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 21:35, archived)

we need the rspcanal, the r2d2mybox AND c3povermyface

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 21:54, archived)

Sprinkle it over a slice of dry bread to leach out all the colour and embittering agent.
That way, the rats might go for your rat turps.
( .Yeti., Mon 29 Jun 2026, 19:18, archived)

Clearly the rat does not respect you as a worthy adversary. Go out into the garden shirtless with a machete and make a large cut down the left side of your chest, that should get its attention.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:09, archived)

ahahahahahaahah

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 22:00, archived)

What amma gonna do

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:12, archived)

Afternoon/lunchtime.
I'm back baby
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)

WHAT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:24, archived)

WHAT

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 17:35, archived)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:27, archived)

It's true

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:30, archived)

Penelope Grief

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:40, archived)

uh-huh huh huh, he said penel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:38, archived)

To The Manor Dead

( Octo I ruin everything., Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

only felicity kendall left

(piss and shit, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:08, archived)

Richard Diers
Paul Deddington
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:12, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2639544
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8478825
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:18, archived)

Felicity Gonedull

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:46, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:32, archived)

What did I miss while I was away last week?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:46, archived)

Fuck all

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:34, archived)

sounds about right

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

me. you missed me.

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 17:36, archived)

Yessssss \o/

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:40, archived)

That packet of blueberries I left in the work fridge
has gone all mouldy. I was looking forward to them...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:43, archived)

I better check my fridge too
The fruit may have turned
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:48, archived)

That's one thing I can't handle
Went on holiday once and forgot I left half a watermelon in the fridge. When I got back, it was hairy. I had to get a mate to bin it for me, I couldn't bear to touch it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:36, archived)

-watermelon +bollock

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

Bit Dennis Nilsen

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:42, archived)

He worked for the dole
Which just proves they employ psychopaths
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:15, archived)

Harry Stylezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:37, archived)

do you detest soggy fruits?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

garold has a name, you know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)

Any food that's past its best turns my stomach

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 20:14, archived)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:38, archived)

Will I've got to level with you,
when are you available to go levelling?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:30, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8478885
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 17:12, archived)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 6:30, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 6:52, archived)

Yes?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 7:51, archived)

Not you.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:06, archived)

hahaha

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:26, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 9:05, archived)

Hello
air con at work is definitely not working as it ought to.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:01, archived)

Is it Aircon or comfort cooling? Splits or fan coils ?

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:11, archived)

You'll have to ask the estates management team
I just know that it's clammy in here whereas normally it's nice and cool.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:02, archived)

gaz mongy, he knows about that sort of thing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)

Lol
youtu.be/O9XtK6R1QAk?si=Xf_7Qr6i9YcAI8jo
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:10, archived)

cunts
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:15, archived)

NASA or the cats ?

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:20, archived)

NASA
I hope they got their faces scratched off
Why are humans so grim
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:31, archived)

It advanced humanity

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)

To be honest
those cats got off a lot easier than the dogs that got sent into space. Also, I know one of ours would probably have a great time in that environment. If they chose the right moggies they'll have had the absolute time of their lives on that day.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:41, archived)

cat - *scratching at airlock*
astr - *sigh* are you sure
cat - *bigeyes* *scrittscrittyupyupuhhuhscrittscrittSCRITT*
astr - don't do that thing again tho ok
cat - *getting suit on* what thing
astr - you know what thing
cat - sure i promise
astr - hmmm *krrraannnng* here you go
cat - *shoots*

~ interval of 23 seconds ~

astr - *deliberately ignoring cat with pleadyface inside spacesuit helmet as it drifts past porthole*
cat - *DONKDONKDONK*
astr - ffs
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

Why doesn't someone use AI to make this a thing
?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:21, archived)

what like what kind of thing

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:44, archived)

like this kind of thing do you mean
b3ta.com/board/11429104
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:29, archived)

Well that has single-handedly saved /board

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:50, archived)

pfffffff

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:04, archived)

because it will make HappyToast do a sad

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

ahahahahaha oh fucking hell very guilty larf
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:02, archived)

UnhappyToast

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 16:34, archived)

Poor kitties
Why would we need to know how they react to a weightless environment?
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:39, archived)

It actually helped astronauts move in space. Cats ability to land is a well studied topic

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:06, archived)

Penelope DEATH

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:26, archived)

Penelope GRIEF

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:27, archived)

The Good Death

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:41, archived)

To the Manor Died

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:43, archived)

Margo Notbetter

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:44, archived)

Margo Deadbetter

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:45, archived)

Margone 💔

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:02, archived)

Oh no

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 11:59, archived)

Why do I always find out here :((((

( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:00, archived)

Because we're all incurable ghouls?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:07, archived)

ha yup
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:19, archived)

morning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:22, archived)

Midfernoon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:29, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

Preevening

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)

evening by now, shurely?

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 23:17, archived)

COCKSMELL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:21, archived)

bollocks?

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:46, archived)

RINGSNIFF

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:47, archived)

These smart doorbells have gone too far now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:35, archived)

Not far enough if you ask me, which you didn't, but you should've.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:44, archived)

HOOPSTENCH

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:46, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 1:39, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 1:56, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 3:32, archived)

GUNTSWEAT

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 6:49, archived)

Misning!

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 7:43, archived)

/grumble

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:32, archived)

Awww Misning Grumble, he's DEFINITELY going into my ongoing book
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:13, archived)

As it's Sunday, let's make him a thunderous preacher

Right I've deleted that because 1.) wasted on you, no offence and
2.) good enough to actually use
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:34, archived)

u deleting shitcunt

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 22:25, archived)

Sorry MC, I really do think I might use it in something and don't want to leave it littering the place up with verbosity, no ones reading all that shut u type n all that
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:10, archived)

I read the original post and, if you have more like it, I would be v. interested in reading it.

( .Yeti., Sun 28 Jun 2026, 23:00, archived)

chatgpt.com/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 0:05, archived)

Cheers Yeti
I have so much more like it, been feeling it since 1966. The archive here is probably rammed with similar, what a great use of my time
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:14, archived)

what did you think might happen if you left it here?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 0:05, archived)

I'm a great believer not just in Preacher Misling Grumble but in covering my tracks
Nothing would happen in the real world but it would in My Creative Process and we don't want THAT now do we
( vladimir, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 8:12, archived)

comedy forum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 14:08, archived)

I am fucking exhausted

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 8:10, archived)

alright "Scotland's World Cup hopes"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 9:18, archived)

they had hopes?

(piss and shit, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:56, archived)

Lick my scrotesac

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 8:18, archived)

,Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:14, archived)

smack my bitch up

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:22, archived)

Finally pissing down here.

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 10:36, archived)

, Trouser leg

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 11:09, archived)

feeding the squirrels was a huge mistake, they are psychopathically demanding, one of them just tried to tear through the screen and get inside
one of them throws itself repeatedly at the back door, bump, bump, wife thought it was one of my foolish lies until she saw it herself
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 12:58, archived)

PARKLIFE!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 13:44, archived)

-PARK +YARD

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)

This will be the international hit song of next summer, I'm telling you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:36, archived)

squirrels are absolutely brilliant and very feisty foodvisitors. If you spend a little time at it you can get them to take food directly from your hand
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:36, archived)

vlad they are pushing my hands out of the way when I put the food down, one of them made a threatening noise at me yesterday when I topped up the food, WHAT ARE YOU DOING APE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:42, archived)

ahahahahahahahaaaa I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 14:48, archived)

Superglue the food to the floor
That'll stop them
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:04, archived)

I see you've never met a squirrel

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 15:34, archived)

i've never met a red one because the bloody immigrants have taken over
AS USUAL
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

on that note
i wonder how mongy is getting on
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:01, archived)

I've started to imagine him just supine, barely conscious, the room is impossibly humid, close-up of his profile as he whispers the hash, the hash
( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:20, archived)

"I daresay Simon, these aren't clarinets at all!"

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:44, archived)

It's fucking cold

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:32, archived)

Hello Mongy x

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 18:46, archived)

Got red and grey squirrels here
There are red ones in my garden
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:19, archived)

I see red squirrel

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:21, archived)

There are black squirrels just down the road in Princeton, our kid says there are reds ones in Denver, but I've never seen any here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:22, archived)

The red ones are rare, the black ones are overdone.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:35, archived)

Grey ones at home, fewer now we've had most of our trees chopped.
Plenty red ones in the surrounding countryside though. One of them ran onto the main road as I was driving to work once, it froze in the middle of the carriageway. I just had to drive over it and hope it stayed between the wheels. Who decided to nake Tufty a road safety mascot, the stupid cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:32, archived)

Lots of them

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 16:18, archived)

Hullo bumstain's
I'm working in Chelsea today, it's alright. Mrs has gone out for a friend's birthday lunch out in Essex which means she'll be a fucking state later.

u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:26, archived)

Chilling in Thailand. Went weed shop in phrao.

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:36, archived)

alright mongy what you smoking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

All sorts . I can't read the writing

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:39, archived)

Sounds like you'd better rein it in a bit if you can't read any more.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:36, archived)

My guideline has always been, if you've forgotten where you put it and you can't find it, you've had enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:38, archived)

If you have to use the washing line to tie the wardrobe doors closed
Because you think something is coming out of it to get you, you've definitely had too much.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:59, archived)

ibb.co/MDh7fWtr
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:40, archived)

They've come a long way since the 'Thai weed' of our youth

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:03, archived)

no your a bumstain's yeah
Fuck all today, did the weekend stuff yesterday because I'm edgy as fuck and I won't be tied down to conventional concepts of shopping days.
so yeah, fuck all.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:37, archived)

You renegade you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:07, archived)

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/jun/27/today-programme-bbc-social-digital-content-radio-4

lol no, today has been shit for years, soz guyzzz
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)

I'm actually glad to read this, self fucking satisfied complacent cozycrime programme now
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:59, archived)

amazing how when it was good coincided exactly with when I was young, incredible coincidence really
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 13:59, archived)

rip brian redhead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 1:42, archived)

💔

( vladimir, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 7:44, archived)

"a sub-genre of crime fiction in which sex and violence occur offstage, the detective is an amateur sleuth, and the crime and detection take place in a small, socially intimate community."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:38, archived)

OH I THINK SO

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:39, archived)

fucking perfect

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:39, archived)

Alright Jessica Fletcher

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:15, archived)

As a cartoon in Private Eye put it recently,
"M'lud, my client admits that he strangled his wife to death, but insists that it was a cosy crime."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:38, archived)

haha they should rename it Yesterday lol
#satire
( .Yeti., Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:31, archived)

lol yes

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:39, archived)

-or
+an

obligatory, soz
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:41, archived)

Sitting at my parent's kitchen table
Being a sweaty mess.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:13, archived)

Seeing a French lady
IYKWIM
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:25, archived)

GÉOTEMPÊTE

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 15:46, archived)

Homemade lamb curry, I enjoy making recipes up as I go.
Usually they work out ok. Usually.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:12, archived)

Can't go too badly wrong with a curry

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:16, archived)

Hold my beer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:19, archived)

Beer might be good to add to the curry if you fuck it up

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:44, archived)

I think adding the fenugreek was a mistake, otherwise we're good

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 18:18, archived)

Oh I so wish I liked fenugreek but it's SO bitter

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:35, archived)

and I adore the bitter flavours mainly. I'll happily shove as much of those flavinoids are they into myself as possible
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:37, archived)

No idea why fenugreek is a blind spot. Just from the name alone it should be fabulous. "Oh I've added a bit of fenugreek into this, hope you like it," I say, looking at you warmly. I want that life I want to be that person
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:40, archived)

Damnit
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:40, archived)

Oh are the rest of you still here I hadn't noticed
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:41, archived)

Durian sounds sexy
It smells like a rotting horse. Names aren't indicative of the niceness of things.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 19:43, archived)

OH but apparently it has aphrodisiac qualities!! Make of that what you will

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:32, archived)

y

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:22, archived)

Necrophiliac horse fuckers
Necrophiliac horse fuckers everywhere.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:19, archived)

The Osmondzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 19:12, archived)

It was too much when I tasted the sauce halfway through cooking,
but after another hour and the addition of yoghurt, it was fine.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:13, archived)

HOORAYYYYY \o/

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:31, archived)

For future reference, coconut milk works great, too

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:31, archived)

You mean the seeds? For use in curries you could try either frying or dry roasting them
but either way keep the temp lower and heat them for less time than you would most other Indian spices. Mainly do not char, brown, or burn them.
Also get them into whatever you're cooking nice and early, they need to cook in for a significant time to mellow out properly.
If it's done properly they turn a bit translucent at the edges. Still somewhat bitter, but manageable and worth it.
I have an average bitterness tolerance. If yours is average or higher then careful cooking might change your mind.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)

Dry roasting is much preferable
Less chance of burning
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:20, archived)

I started ad-libbing curries from scratch last year, and they've all turned out pretty well.
It just tastes great when you toast the spices in a dry pan first.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:40, archived)

I used to do that, but usually do them in oil now.
Don't forget to smash that subscribe button!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:07, archived)

I'm smashing your nan's subscribe button right now, IYKWIM.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 Jun 2026, 21:22, archived)

Bottle of wine on the go, Throbbing Gristle on the speaker.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:28, archived)

German wine, I assume.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 28 Jun 2026, 8:32, archived)

what shall we have for elevenses?

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:09, archived)

Stick them so far up your ass you cough them up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:18, archived)

gonna skip em and wait for lunch

(piss and shit, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:25, archived)

11 dabs of billy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:27, archived)

Japper, naturally

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:42, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449286
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449281
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:31, archived)

Malt loaf and an iced latte

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:33, archived)

Two out of three ain't bad

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 11:54, archived)

Silly person

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 12:57, archived)

moaning

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 5:12, archived)

Yes?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 5:18, archived)

ha yes

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 8:12, archived)

It's butterfly go mental time here.

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 8:30, archived)

Evening
How are we all holding up
Is everyone staying hydrated
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:15, archived)

*hic*
you betcha I am, old matey old pal

not really a 'new world' chap on the whole but I've got a very nice Chilean cabernet sauvignon on the go, not too vulgar and brash, I like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:40, archived)

akk akk akk Chilean
bleurgh
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:58, archived)

Happy 4 u tho babes

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:58, archived)

They actually have some obscure old vines in S America which no longer exist in Europe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:10, archived)

you would've know them they go to another vineyard

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:31, archived)

+e

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:09, archived)

I'm hot, annoyed and hydrating with cider.

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:54, archived)

Great job Smash Monkey 2

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:57, archived)

Not according to the cunts in health and safety
Which is why I'm annoyed
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:00, archived)

Tell the group everything at once

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:16, archived)

...I see

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

but wait, there's more...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:51, archived)

2 complaints against me today
One is that a spider apparently decided to attach a thread of silk from the ceiling to the top of a computer monitor last night, which is obviously my fault. The other is that there was a fingerprint on the light switch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:46, archived)

Did you happen to switch off the light on the way out? And encourage spiders?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:11, archived)

that's the spider's fingerprint of course
he couldn't sleep with the light on
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:48, archived)

the fact this went by unremarked is an absolute fucking travesty
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 23:11, archived)

*sigh* it's Very Good vlad.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:20, archived)

That was me m8

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)

On my third consecutive day of cold baths.
It's like Jacob's Ladder all up in this bitch.
( .Yeti., Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

how so please explain
If it helps bear in mind I have no cultural reference points fresher that 2003
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:05, archived)

There's a point in the fillum where he throws a massive fever
and they put him in a bath and dump a big bag of ice all over him.
( .Yeti., Sat 27 Jun 2026, 5:51, archived)

OH thank you I see. This sounds very appealing actually

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 8:12, archived)

Rick WAKE-man

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:57, archived)

what I thought I'd do to make myself feel better was sit in the darkening garden and listen to James Taylor singing Fire and Rain
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:06, archived)

but not directly, OH no. Instead I thought I'd listen to it spilling into the cooling night from a neighbour's open window. I'm a PUDDLE
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:09, archived)

It's Saturday, it's 5am. Sun will be rising.

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:07, archived)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRhhk2jlJA
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:33, archived)

I saw the second half of the Uruguay game, nasty fucking performance by them I thought

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 3:05, archived)

Just two today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1lyqd6e7ypo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)

2/7 Pruritus Scroti

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:16, archived)

2/7 making dinner with chillies in it and then trying to have a wank and getting burning chilli sensations up your urethra but still trying to have the wank anyway but failing and crying and eating too many crisps to make yourself feel better

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:25, archived)

That sounds too specific to be entirely made up.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:26, archived)

I do like crisps, but they don’t cure everything.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:47, archived)

ch w
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)

Embarrassment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:33, archived)

It's so hot I might have to have a Nigella Express to cool down

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:36, archived)

delicious meals for busy people
-for +of
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:37, archived)

Nigella Lawsoylent Green

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:48, archived)

Five lines of bugle and a massive joint?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

Step 1: open the fridge
Step 2: have a wank in front of the open fridge
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

Step 3: have some of that yogurt you didn't previously know was in there

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:28, archived)

pffffff

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:43, archived)

two too

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)

7/7, total fluke

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:08, archived)

3/7 Joey Deacon sex pics
/ac
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:15, archived)

Turtle power!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

72% - Cilla Black erotica art

( $$ ✅, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:31, archived)

afternoon
today is not a great day to be clearing a well insulated loft 🥵
(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:25, archived)

clear out the insulation then it might cool down a bit

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:40, archived)

You could have said he should "eave" it out!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:43, archived)

I ain't been droppin no eaves Mr Frodo

( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:45, archived)

There ain't no eaves at Bell End, and that's a fact!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:15, archived)

Do it another day.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:45, archived)

time sensitive
got to get it clear for the woodworm treatment guys :(
(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:01, archived)

aww I think it's lovely you're treating your woodworms those lil guys work HARD
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

yeah they're getting a nice shower

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:59, archived)

ಠ▄ಠ👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:39, archived)

guilty lol
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:47, archived)

james bondzzz

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:03, archived)

Live And Let's Sit Down For A Bit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:14, archived)

Quantum Of Sofas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:15, archived)

Dr. Notnow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:15, archived)

The Man With The Golden Gunna Chill

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:17, archived)

For You're Only Resting Your Eyes
these are getting worse
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:18, archived)

and they didn't start well either

(piss and shit, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:19, archived)

No, no they didn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

Golden Eyemusthavedroppedoff

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:20, archived)

skyfallingasleep
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:22, archived)

i appreciate you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:25, archived)

awww SAME x
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:39, archived)

Licence to Chill

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:43, archived)

Slumberball

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:46, archived)

NonRaker

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)

On her Majesty's DSS

( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:19, archived)

The lack of geckos to flies is an issue here.

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:49, archived)

Mods are asleep post geckos
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:58, archived)

Are they the new skinks?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:16, archived)

I skink so

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 16:44, archived)

morning belmers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:30, archived)

*applies lip belm*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:42, archived)

Alright, David Belmy.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:44, archived)

He truly was the climate change-denying UKIP voter of our hearts.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:47, archived)

What a belmer.
He must come from here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belm
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:52, archived)

Belm, Powe, Icker, Haltern and Vehrte
should be the new Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Dibnah
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 7:53, archived)

I'm going to start using them now, and reply "Belm" to every new post on /board.
There's only about one a day now, it won't take up too much of my time.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:01, archived)

Make sure you properly adjust your belmet

( Octo I ruin everything., Fri 26 Jun 2026, 11:30, archived)

Texture like MMNNNNNG

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:07, archived)

Ning
Hope everyone is having a good day. Today I deleted Reddit from my phone (I'd say the Reddit app, but it was Boost, Frankensteined to keep working). It's like trying to pick flowers in a war zone.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:14, archived)

Whereas /talk is like trying to pick wars in a flower zone, really makes you think eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:22, archived)

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? OH YEAH?
Actually yeah.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:33, archived)

Ahahahahaha I like this plenty much

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 10:21, archived)

I use Reddit as a content aggregator, and barely read the comments.
It’s still pretty good for keeping up with news relating to hobbies, for example. The main subreddits are full of right-wing ghouls, though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 9:04, archived)

Like /links, then.
Except for the positives.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 9:16, archived)

Not even that is working for me anymore...
I cut down to only being on kebble subs and some specialist subjects under 100k subs, but it's still getting more difficult to use.

I even write my own content aggregating app to bring the fee things I follow on Reddit / fb (called it sitshifter hehe) but still... Yeah the juice isn't worth the squeeze to me anymore.

It's all an experiment. Fun to see how I react when I don't have Reddit on my phone. We'll see how it goes!
( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 10:55, archived)

I've never really used reddit, except when google searches have led me to particular posts.
From what you're saying, it doesn't sound like it's healthy to get deep into it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 10:58, archived)

I've never used Reddit. Seemed like hard work

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:12, archived)

Yyyyyyup.
I used to use it a lot from basically the beginning, and I modded a couple of very big subs back in the day. I retreated from that because it was a time sink, but even now it is just not worth the effort to engage on there.

They have made it more difficult to prune out the crap. Now, users can hide their post/comment history so it is harder to identify bad actors. Human modding has been decimated, so mostly it is done by ai and somewhere between inconsistent and ignoring all but the most illégal stuff. And as it has appealed to a broader audience, with fewer controls, the quality of content has gone down enormously.

Plus, lots of UI and API changes to reduce the user's choice in the matters (API keys for mods and other clients shut down, promotion of brainrot content in other subs, for instance) which is what lead me to make my own client. But this is all effort, and for what?

There is no cost, social or otherwise, to being an asshole or racist or whatever there, so the behaviour is not disincentived.

It sucks, shame to see another place go the way of others, just because the admin wants to see himself up with meta, Google etc as being big and important. But, hey ho, not my circus, not my monkeys.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:20, archived)

I was lead mod on a subreddit for years, I think there's a tipping point where after a certain size people start posting because it's popular, rather than because they love the subject
Then it turns into the same thing as everything else on reddit; pointless confrontations and karma farming.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:30, archived)

Generally, I only end up there when I post an *extremely* niche work-related question into Google to see what's out there.
Sometimes it turns out there's a subreddit dedicated to that subject, but even then the information isn't usually that useful.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:37, archived)

Exactly
Places like r/askhistorians have kept a fantastic place going through thorough application of their own rules, and the content shows. But this is th corn kernel in the poop nugget now.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:47, archived)

agreed, askhistorians is a perfect example of how good clear rules and unrelentingly strict modding can make reddit worthwhile.
It's in a tiny minority of subs at this point though. It's a shame, reddit is a good idea.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 13:05, archived)

RALF. MINGE.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:16, archived)

alright Michael, glad to see you're starting to recover from your traumatic brain injury

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:20, archived)

I'm just the mongdaddy mate.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 8:48, archived)

Half minge half biscuit

( fross Read your email on, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 15:20, archived)

Roastin’ Friday

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 9:40, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:01, archived)

Belmer and Louise

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:03, archived)

A Nightmare On Belm Street
edit: bindun
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:05, archived)

For Whom The Belm Tolls

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:05, archived)

Belms Deep

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:11, archived)

A Belmrog of MNNNNNNNNGoth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 12:30, archived)

Likewise bindun
b3ta.com/talk/988440
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 26 Jun 2026, 14:18, archived)

I would describe this as a balmy evening
How would you describe it?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 22:19, archived)

Swarthy.

( Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Jun 2026, 22:40, archived)

The first time I've had to air out my bat signal

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 23:22, archived)

wheeeeennnnnn theeeeeee evening is still and quite warm and quite calm, that's a balmyyyy
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 23:22, archived)

whennn the moon sails up high in a deep summer sky that's a balmayyyyyyy
( vladimir, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 23:23, archived)

When my tits sweat like mad
And I miss ice I had
You're all barmy
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 23:47, archived)

More like BELMY evening, if you ask me!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 Jun 2026, 23:49, archived)

it's bloody bonkers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 0:12, archived)

Thanks, Obalmy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 6:09, archived)

Alan Greensdead

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 19:18, archived)

we did him already

(piss and shit, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 19:20, archived)

Yeah we know

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 19:21, archived)

Yeah get with the program grandpa
Fancy not being online here 24/7
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 21:26, archived)

God what a fool I have been

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 Jun 2026, 21:53, archived)