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# A message from the sport
Rob,
Our publisher, David Sullivan, contacted us today to say how much he too enjoyed your current Photoshop Challenge.
In fact, he loved it so much that he intends featuring B3ta in his regular column this Sunday in Sunday Sport.
You may have noticed that in our Internutter column we have ceased to promote any images on mobile phones, and, in future, we will leave any tags your contributors put on their work in place.
Keep up the good work!

The Internutter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:53, archived)
# .
Hoax?

Where's the heavy boys?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:54, archived)
# he's a good sport is our David



img220.exs.cx/img220/6426/sul0ud.jpg
(burger breath, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:13, archived)
# how much
did you charge him
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:54, archived)
# charge him?
Do we want him using our work to sell papers or not?

Personally, not.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Woah!
So is b3ta gonna sell out....?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:54, archived)
# ...moreso
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 6:17, archived)
# ooooer
If he wants a b3ta column, we should get something out of it, like list of links to galleries.

But don't sell out to the man, man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:56, archived)
# I think you're jumping the gun
he's saying that they'll be mentioning b3ta in the paper - it's not a job offer.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:58, archived)
# that means you'll have to buy it on sunday
just to check. Or um... find it on a tube, yes, find it on the tube.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:00, archived)
# or just
read it in the shop. then buy something else.

like jelly tots.
(JohnThePoof, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Or don't read it
and buy jelly tots

lots of jelly tots
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Buy the sport ?
screw that I'll stick to downloading my porn for free
(xyklon-b, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:20, archived)
# will you find the one with the pages stuck together?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:02, archived)
# it's happened before
and it'll happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:07, archived)
# but
how many people will buy the sport to read the b3ta article even if its just the once. lots of cash for them
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 20:27, archived)
# how polite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 11:58, archived)
# yes
almost delightful.

however, i'm not sure if it be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I didn't want
to comment on the veracity...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:10, archived)
# bloody spammers
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Arf!

This
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:01, archived)
# At least they're going to leave the tags on
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:00, archived)
# He's still a cnut.
David Sullivan that is, not you Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:01, archived)
# argh
this means we'll get a sudden wave of the daily sports target audience on n00b tuesday.
/hides
(Killslay, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Don't worry
If they've got computers, they're using them for other "research"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:34, archived)
# He's enjoying the current challenge?
Seems strange considering the majority use the word cnut and are sincerely meant.

Also, will it cause no problems that its bound to cause a mass influx of semi-interested new members?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Column! (fnarr etc)
I would wait till you see the column. I envisage "evil kitten-eating communist net perverts b3ta are ruining our nation because they are immigrants/gypsies/poor/rich/celebrities/paedophiles*"

(* delete as appropriate)
(faragher dub, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:04, archived)
# * deletes 'rich'
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Funniest response ever?
I believe so.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 22 Mar 2005, 19:03, archived)
# I hate to criticise
But that headlines more likely to appear in the Daily Mail

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:40, archived)
#
I sense some 'hilarious' counter attack in the Sport.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:13, archived)
# You too, eh?
*looks around nervously*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:20, archived)
# funny that
Cos that's exactly what I'm expecting too!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Dear Rob
Our publisher, David Sullivan, contacted us today to say how absolutely fucking livid he is with your current Photoshop Challenge.
In fact, he is so fucked off that he intends raping my mum and dad and putting pictures in his column this Sunday in Sunday Sport.
You may have noticed that half of the staff here are now unemployed with bleeding rectums and that in our Internutter column we have ceased to
promote any images on mobile phones, and, in future, we will leave any
tags your contributors put on their work in place.
Keep up the good work!
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 12:38, archived)
# And
Will they give credit to the user who did and link to the b3ta site? They bl00dy should do.
Theiving pikey's
(Fe4r, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 13:02, archived)
# well
I didnt have to worry about anyone stealing my stuff lucky for me all I can produce is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 13:27, archived)
# yup i'm safe
too
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 13:58, archived)
# phew!
thank God we're crap
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I
feel ever so secure...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 18:12, archived)
# seconded...
yay! i hope he prints my picture of him with spaz girl.. sorry, mosh girl.
(fat wiSe Jim, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 15:37, archived)
# tell them to fuck themselves
easy as 1 2 3 woo!
(holystorm, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 17:07, archived)
# 1, 2, 3, Woo...
Holystorm is right!
(Lister, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 0:48, archived)
# How about ...
hanging fire with the usual subject matter and for a week or two posting solely stuff that the Sport would never print? Stuff like running down porn or extolling the virtues of bumgay-ness. It seemed like a good idea before I typed it. I'll get my coat.
(FatBeardy, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 17:14, archived)
# doesnt quite ring true
the sport advertise b3ta

loads of new people go there

they see countless threads about david sullivan being a theiving cnut

what does the sport achieve from this?

hmmmmm snells like hoax.
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 17:23, archived)
# Shows they have a sense of humour?
Really, do most Sport readers starers know who Sullivan is?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 19:38, archived)
# slap a copyright notice on beta
go on.. all images copyright of their respective creator.

then sue them if they use any.
(Buttoxpillow, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Everything is copyright of its creator anyway.
If you used bits of other people's copyrighted images to create a composite that complicates things, but I'm not sure how.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Possibly
Copyright is automatically granted to the creator of a work unless said work is done for work purposes as an employee of a company or the piece is commissioned. Most b3ta work, although it uses copyrighted materials, should be safe under the provisions of fair use and parody, I'd imagine.
(Tetsuo, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 7:22, archived)
# If it is true...
I wouldn't like to see b3ta mentioned in The Sport at all. The "news" paper is full of stories about rape, accompanied by pictures of naked women. It is a magazine for sick perverts. David Sullivan should be ashamed of his "work" and his whole worthless life.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 6:47, archived)
# yep
Thats pretty much laid down the law
(holystorm, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 10:00, archived)
# ....
it's a start!

Well done guys :)
(Squitter - Mr Lovebucket is a w*nker, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 11:22, archived)
# that wan ker
i think it should be a pre-requisite of membership that your first post should make David Sullivan look like a twa t
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 12:14, archived)
# that tw@t
i think it should be a pre-requisite of B3ta membership that your first post should make David Sullivan look like a cu nt
(notsurehowfunnythisis, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Tag
every image with "David Sullivan is a cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 12:47, archived)
# THAT
is a genius idea
(I helped save b3ta! calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 14:29, archived)
# this
(. . . . ., Wed 23 Mar 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Try this
"Hmm... I might let you use images from the sight... Maybe a car will persuade me... Cheers for the car, but I'm still not sure, maybe a holiday will persuade me... Cheers for the holiday, but I'm still not sure, maybe a" and so on, ending in "Cheers for all the stuff, but I dont really want to let you use our stuff. Fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 23:41, archived)
# What a dick
FACT
(MackanZoor, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 8:40, archived)
# I wonder if he'll print any of the images from the compo
in this column ?

If he does - Someone scan it in and post it here please, I'll never find a copy of the Sport in Amsterdam on an Easter Sunday..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 10:41, archived)
# A fun idea...
needs some ££ though.

Set up "readthesportforfree.co.uk"

Buy 1 copy every sunday.

Scan it.

Host it on the web, promote and encourage everyone NOT to buy it, but read it on the site.

Tell the Sport that you'll happily "mention" their site and will even keep their logo in the pictures.
(PrinceMong, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Now THAT, sir.....
...is GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Young Master Ploppy, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 12:39, archived)
# this
all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Now, I may be wrong (and two days late)
But if the pictures stolen fron b3ta are also 'borrowed' then what's to stop the originator from suing the sport?
i know it won't but I'd like to see it happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 13:43, archived)