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For lunch today I'm eating two BLTs, a bag of dry roasted peanuts, two tunnocks caramel wafers, a litr of water and serveral cups of tea. What are you eating?
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:21,
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hoorah for dtf!
top facts top lunch here's my lunch: 2 cups of Kofi 2 cigarettes large chicken style bap that is all
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22,
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Enough of that!
what's for lunch?
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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sorry
just trying to get in first! please find attached: lunch
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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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Trying to combat the hangover
with M&S Carrot and Coriander soup :)
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22,
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also trying to be first to reply . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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Buggery! Got caught did I?
ye knows too much.......
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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Good choice of soup
bad choice of ailment to have on a monday, a cold would have been better.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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I still have the receipt
I'll see if they'll exchange it...
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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"B.L.T.
and an apple", Frosty Mornings We Are The Lemon Edit: snap on the B.L.Ts :)
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22,
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BLTs are braw!
I made mine fresh this morning, it was a hellish job trying to resist eating the bacon.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25,
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Haha, good job for your will of iron!
Mine are from a petrol station and quite stale.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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This!
bacon is like a condiment.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27,
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it is
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:57,
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mmm BLT!
and ta for the pic! It's brill (and in my profile nowwww dave)
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mrlogic is copying your beard ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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No problem sirra
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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‘Starter: potato and thyme ravioli with parmesan sauce, parmesan shavings and steamed asparagus
Main course: Griddled fillet steak with spicy rocket salsa, roasted aubergine and courgette and Jansen’s temptation, a grated potato, onion and anchovy bake Dessert: Amaretto souffle, an amaretto biscuit soaked in amaretto liqueur baked into a souffle Oh, no! That was yesterday! Today, I’m having an innertube and a bradawl!’ getsveryconfuseds Dave!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22,
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Your lunch yesterday sounded very poor indeed
today's is much better though.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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hoorah!
I had kebab tasty stuff
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22,
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Braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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roast beef (was nasty)
with chilli carrots and a pretzel washed down with coke and tea
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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Braw!
shame about the Roast beef though.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27,
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Hooray!
I don't know yet, so I'm open to suggestions. Long may it involve bacon.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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Have two BLTs, they're braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27,
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I WOULD...
but I'm not keen on tomato on sandwiches. We have posh bread though, so I may make it a smashing bacon sandwich.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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and I'm no fan of lettuce . . .
Why not have a B!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30,
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Hahaha!
I'll have a B and TS, that'll be braw!
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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Pasta carbonara?
it's tasty and fast to make
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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No pasta, I'm afraid.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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I had
2 Sausage rolls from the Bakers Oven and a bottle of Irn Bru
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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A fine lunch!
was the Irn Bru in a glass bottle?
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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Don't know
Whatever I manage to pick up on my way into the office. I suspect it will contain chicken though.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23,
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Have a BLT!
they're very tasty.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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Haggis
and marmalade in a bap, a mars bar and a cup-o-soup, yum :¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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Happy b3taday!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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Ta!
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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Cor!
sounds good! I'll have to try a haggis sandwich.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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you'll have to catch one first
or so I'm told...
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30,
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A sprig of parsely
and grits, of course. Top facts!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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Hurray!
grits are braw, probably! THey're your favourite food.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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They're good with bacon, too.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31,
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Chicken Noodle Soup,
and a freshly-baked loaf of bread. Yum!
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Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24,
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Yum indeed!
sounds grand!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30,
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Not sure what's on today in the canteen
but I've heard whispers it may be lamb chops - hurrah!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25,
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Cor! lamb chops are good, have four or five
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30,
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I will have
A big fuck off pizza covered in chillies...man's grub And loads of tea obviously
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bogus official shove it up your cunt ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25,
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That's a fine lunch!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31,
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I dunno what Im having.
What say you Mr Prunes?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26,
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Have a BLT!
they're great!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31,
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A tyre and an old boot Hook line and sinkers Long Dong Silver
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27,
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Coo!
I'm having innertube! wanna swap a bit?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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Would you like tongue or the sole? Innertube would make a beezer starter for tyre surprise!
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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Ooh!
no boot for me thanks, I'm stuffed!mebbe I should have deflated the innertube first . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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Cor!
sounds braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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I am currently eating
ciabatta with tuna mayo/mustard and am loving it. I'm not eating anything chocolatey afterwards because I did that the other day and ended up watching soaps on telly (and had an urge to read Hello magazine). It was scary.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27,
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Have a BLT for pudding instead and read four wheel drive magazine.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33,
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It's the T bit I don't like
oh, and four wheel drive magazines. I was trying to think of any male gay friend that I have that doesn't drive one of those... I failed.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35,
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Have a BL
and a read of Dave the Facts magazine
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:48,
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Sounds like you might have cooties.
diagnosises Sync.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33,
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I don't have either of those
*scratches head*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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no, not on your head . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37,
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"Whaddya mean cooties?
No cooties on me" (c) Frank Zappa, 1972
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41,
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No they're what girls get
when boys are too young to understand why they feel all funny and it makes them kick girls affectionately on the playground.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:42,
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yay!
a bowl of spicy chilli and a spinach salad.
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Purple Onion ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28,
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Cor!
sounds like a fine lunch!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33,
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A BLT sandwich
a great many clementines, 2 bananas and a pint of semi-skilled milt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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Braw!
you can join my BLT club, it's great fun.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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Excellent
Glad I selected well today.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:50,
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semi-skilled milt?
Sounds like it needs more training.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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ewww!
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35,
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But fish eggs are a delicacy
so why not fish spunk! It's hot and fresh.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:47,
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as you always post before my lunch break and I never know till then
I'm giving you yesterday's lunches Yesterday: Cheese and Onion pasty, some Soreen and a bottle of water
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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29,
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Braw!
have a BLT today.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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Two
sandwiches containing ham from the farm shop along the road plus an assortment of "leaves" picked from the greenhouse this morning, including curly red and green lettuce, rocket and beetroot. Plus, a dollop of left-over honey and soy sauce from yesterday's dinner (which was duck). And now I'd like a nice cup of tea, please.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30,
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mustard mustard mustard
mustard mustard mustard
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33,
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your lunches always sound great
i need to get me a greenhouse. Not only would it mean I could enjoy proper salad type things all year round, it'd keep the chickens off them too.
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trumpet ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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It's a good thing to have
and, if you let the chickens in from time to time they turn over the soil and pick up all the slugs and bugs for you (mine do anyway)
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37,
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That is a braw lunch, but it needs one more thing...
mustard.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35,
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I would normally but
Doc G and Sid the Monkey has used it all up today
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:43,
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*looks guilty*
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:10,
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For your use of locally and homegrown products and leftovers you win lunch of the day:
congratulations!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:53,
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Yay!
Well done, Ptolemy!
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:55,
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hurrah!
*spacks out - tomorrow's lunch will be through a straw
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:57,
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Humble Pie
Sour grapes and a portion of just deserts
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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Humble pie's tasty
that's what bilbobarneybobs had last week.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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You keep a database, don't you?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5] ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:39,
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I'd say he's compiling a dossier
hmmm...... suspicious. Alex Salmond is out to get us all!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41,
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erm...no
*hides database*
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:46,
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I think it's going to be my local greasy caff Brunch
which involves sausage, bacon, beans, chips, lorne sausage, toast and a cup of tea. Mmm mmm mmm.
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trumpet ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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A fine lunch!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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I have just eaten a Greggs sausage roll and Christmas bloomer sandwich.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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Cor! bloomers in a sandwich!
yum!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37,
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I'm having a lunch most appropriate to my b3ta name
namely, a pork, lettuce and mustard sandwich accompanied by some pork scratchings. Along with a can of cherry coke and some orange juice.
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kingofpork is the king of pork ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32,
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have some pork juice too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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A braw sounding lunch!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37,
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Bazoo facts!
Today: A Coleman's mustard sandwich with some ham, lots of cassava chips, orange juice, spring water and plenty of tea.
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33,
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woosome!!!
mustrad
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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A braw lunch!
I've never had cassava chips before, what are they like?
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:38,
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Vere vere nice.
Much more crunchy than potato chips, with a slightly cocoanutty flavour, is the best way to describe them. Lots of iron and vitamin A in them too. I prefer them to potato crisps now...
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:46,
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No, they can't be as good as crisps made from potatoes,
that's impossible.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:07,
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Obviously much more limited in varieties
due to their relative rarity (my supermarket has a choice of salted, unsalted, or chilli and lemon), but for pure wonderful crunchy texture, the only thing which even comes close are high-quality kettle chips.
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:12,
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Cor!
they do sounds good, I'll keep my eyes peeled for these.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:14,
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Today i ate bagels for breakfast & lunch
a huge biscuit with my coffee, and then some chicken, rice and salad for dinner
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Azzek! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34,
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Braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:39,
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had a slice of pizza from the sandwich man this morning
should keep me going till dinner
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35,
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Braw!
hurray for pizza sandwiches!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41,
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stock response
pitta bread/noodles combo
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35,
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You're going to get bored of that soon,
if you're not careful.
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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37,
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Braw!
I had one of those the other night, they're very tasty.
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41,
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The remnants of yesterday's Roast Lemon and Garlic chicken
Smoky Bacon walkers A Kitkat Coffee and tabs
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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Cor!
sounds braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:42,
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'tis lovely
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45,
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A pie
that I am making from yesterday's gravy, roast chicken, carrots and sprouts. With fried potatoes.
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yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36,
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Mmmm!
Can you send me some please?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:40,
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That sounds delcious!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:43,
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indigestion
and I've not even eaten yet
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gianthead ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44,
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Have a BLT!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45,
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'noon Duke!
I think I'm having chips today, and probably chips with that. Braw!
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crazyman this machine kills wasps ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44,
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THat's a braw lunch to have!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45,
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I'm on holiday today, have just woken up,
and I don't know what to eat. I think it's too late for breakfast, so I may need some suggestions
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44,
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Have a BLT, they're grand!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45,
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Indeed they are
but I may add cheese and mustard....
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:50,
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good thinking
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:54,
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I really have no idea.....
by the time I get lunch, (running late today) this thread will have disappeared off the bottom... so I'll have a guess... Monday..... um.... beans on toast, with a poached egg.
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TBL I posted this on ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:47,
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That or a BLT
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:52,
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while techincally dinner,
my lunch is a simple melding of whole grain bread with smoked virginina hamd and locally made cheese!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:49,
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Sounds braw!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:52,
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Lunchie!
salad pot tomatoes, cucumber, italian pasta salad, potato salad and tomato/basil chicken mayo and a Mullerlite Cherry Bakewell Tart yogurt AND the Christmas 2 week edition of Radio Times and a highlighter pen (Yay christmas season begins!!!)
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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:07,
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Braw!
My telly's broken so I won't be watching any shite this year! hurray!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:17,
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vegetable macedonia
rumsteak, frites (washed down w/ half bottle of medoc wine) mousse au chocolat coffee spliff
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olivier8 (euroloon) ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:10,
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sounds like a braw lunch!
especially the rumsteak! grand!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:19,
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