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# One of these

For lunch today I'm eating two BLTs, a bag of dry roasted peanuts, two tunnocks
caramel wafers, a litr of water and serveral cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:21, archived)
# hoorah for dtf!
top facts
top lunch

here's my lunch:
2 cups of Kofi
2 cigarettes
large chicken style bap

that is all
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Enough of that!
what's for lunch?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# sorry
just trying to get in first!

please find attached: lunch
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Trying to combat the hangover
with M&S Carrot and Coriander soup :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22, archived)
# also trying to be first to reply . . .


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Buggery! Got caught did I?
ye knows too much.......
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Good choice of soup
bad choice of ailment to have on a monday, a cold would have been better.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I still have the receipt
I'll see if they'll exchange it...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# "B.L.T.
and an apple", Frosty Mornings We Are The Lemon

Edit: snap on the B.L.Ts :)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22, archived)
# BLTs are braw!
I made mine fresh this morning, it was a hellish job trying to resist eating the bacon.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Haha, good job for your will of iron!
Mine are from a petrol station and quite stale.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# This!
bacon is like a condiment.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)
# it is
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)
# mmm BLT!
and ta for the pic! It's brill (and in my profile nowwww dave)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# No problem sirra
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# ‘Starter: potato and thyme ravioli with parmesan sauce, parmesan shavings and steamed asparagus

Main course: Griddled fillet steak with spicy rocket salsa, roasted aubergine and courgette and Jansen’s temptation, a grated potato, onion and anchovy bake

Dessert: Amaretto souffle, an amaretto biscuit soaked in amaretto liqueur baked into a souffle

Oh, no! That was yesterday! Today, I’m having an innertube and a bradawl!’ getsveryconfuseds Dave!


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Your lunch yesterday sounded very poor indeed
today's is much better though.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# hoorah!
I had kebab
tasty stuff
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# roast beef (was nasty)
with chilli carrots
and a pretzel
washed down with coke and tea
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Braw!
shame about the Roast beef though.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Hooray!
I don't know yet, so I'm open to suggestions. Long may it involve bacon.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Have two BLTs, they're braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)
# I WOULD...
but I'm not keen on tomato on sandwiches. We have posh bread though, so I may make it a smashing bacon sandwich.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# and I'm no fan of lettuce . . .

Why not have a B!


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll have a B and TS, that'll be braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Pasta carbonara?
it's tasty and fast to make
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# No pasta, I'm afraid.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I had
2 Sausage rolls from the Bakers Oven
and a bottle of Irn Bru
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# A fine lunch!
was the Irn Bru in a glass bottle?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Don't know
Whatever I manage to pick up on my way into the office. I suspect it will contain chicken though.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Have a BLT!
they're very tasty.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Haggis
and marmalade in a bap, a mars bar and a cup-o-soup, yum :¬)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Ta!
:¬)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Cor!
sounds good! I'll have to try a haggis sandwich.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# you'll have to catch one first
or so I'm told...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# A sprig of parsely
and grits, of course.

Top facts!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Hurray!
grits are braw, probably! THey're your favourite food.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# They're good with bacon, too.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Chicken Noodle Soup,
and a freshly-baked loaf of bread. Yum!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Yum indeed!
sounds grand!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Not sure what's on today in the canteen
but I've heard whispers it may be lamb chops - hurrah!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Cor! lamb chops are good, have four or five
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I will have
A big fuck off pizza covered in chillies...man's grub

And loads of tea obviously
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)
# That's a fine lunch!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)
# I dunno what Im having.
What say you Mr Prunes?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Have a BLT!
they're great!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)
#
A tyre and an old boot

Hook line and sinkers Long Dong Silver
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Coo!
I'm having innertube! wanna swap a bit?


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
#
Would you like tongue or the sole?

Innertube would make a beezer starter for tyre surprise!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Ooh!
no boot for me thanks, I'm stuffed!

mebbe I should have deflated the innertube first . . .


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Cor!
sounds braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I am currently eating
ciabatta with tuna mayo/mustard and am loving it.

I'm not eating anything chocolatey afterwards because I did that the other day and ended up watching soaps on telly (and had an urge to read Hello magazine). It was scary.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Have a BLT for pudding instead and read four wheel drive magazine.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)
# It's the T bit I don't like
oh, and four wheel drive magazines.

I was trying to think of any male gay friend that I have that doesn't drive one of those... I failed.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Have a BL
and a read of Dave the Facts magazine
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Sounds like you might have cooties.
diagnosises Sync.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)
# are they like lice?


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# I don't have either of those
*scratches head*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# no, not on your head . . .


(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)
# "Whaddya mean cooties?
No cooties on me" (c) Frank Zappa, 1972
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)
# No they're what girls get
when boys are too young to understand why they feel all funny and it makes them kick girls affectionately on the playground.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yay!

a bowl of spicy chilli and a spinach salad.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Cor!
sounds like a fine lunch!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)
# A BLT sandwich
a great many clementines, 2 bananas and a pint of semi-skilled milt

(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
you can join my BLT club, it's great fun.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Excellent
Glad I selected well today.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# semi-skilled milt?
Sounds like it needs more training.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# ewww . . .
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# ewww!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)
# But fish eggs are a delicacy
so why not fish spunk! It's hot and fresh.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# as you always post before my lunch break and I never know till then
I'm giving you yesterday's lunches

Yesterday: Cheese and Onion pasty, some Soreen and a bottle of water
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Braw!
have a BLT today.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Two
sandwiches containing ham from the farm shop along the road plus an assortment of "leaves" picked from the greenhouse this morning, including curly red and green lettuce, rocket and beetroot. Plus, a dollop of left-over honey and soy sauce from yesterday's dinner (which was duck). And now I'd like a nice cup of tea, please.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)
# mustard mustard mustard
mustard mustard mustard
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)
# your lunches always sound great
i need to get me a greenhouse. Not only would it mean I could enjoy proper salad type things all year round, it'd keep the chickens off them too.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# It's a good thing to have
and, if you let the chickens in from time to time they turn over the soil and pick up all the slugs and bugs for you (mine do anyway)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)
# That is a braw lunch, but it needs one more thing...
mustard.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I would normally but
Doc G and Sid the Monkey has used it all up today
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)
# *looks guilty*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)
# For your use of locally and homegrown products and leftovers you win lunch of the day:

congratulations!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Yay!
Well done, Ptolemy!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)
# hurrah!
*spacks out - tomorrow's lunch will be through a straw
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Humble Pie
Sour grapes
and a portion of just deserts
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Humble pie's tasty
that's what bilbobarneybobs had last week.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# You keep a database, don't you?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)
# I'd say he's compiling a dossier
hmmm...... suspicious.

Alex Salmond is out to get us all!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)
# erm...no
*hides database*
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I think it's going to be my local greasy caff Brunch
which involves sausage, bacon, beans, chips, lorne sausage, toast and a cup of tea. Mmm mmm mmm.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# A fine lunch!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I have just eaten a Greggs sausage roll and Christmas bloomer sandwich.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Cor! bloomers in a sandwich!
yum!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)
# I'm having a lunch most appropriate to my b3ta name
namely, a pork, lettuce and mustard sandwich accompanied by some pork scratchings. Along with a can of cherry coke and some orange juice.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)
# have some pork juice too
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# A braw sounding lunch!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Bazoo facts!
Today: A Coleman's mustard sandwich with some ham, lots of cassava chips, orange juice, spring water and plenty of tea.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)
# woosome!!!
mustrad

(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# A braw lunch!
I've never had cassava chips before, what are they like?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Vere vere nice.
Much more crunchy than potato chips, with a slightly cocoanutty flavour, is the best way to describe them. Lots of iron and vitamin A in them too. I prefer them to potato crisps now...
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)
# No, they can't be as good as crisps made from potatoes,
that's impossible.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Obviously much more limited in varieties
due to their relative rarity (my supermarket has a choice of salted, unsalted, or chilli and lemon), but for pure wonderful crunchy texture, the only thing which even comes close are high-quality kettle chips.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Cor!
they do sounds good, I'll keep my eyes peeled for these.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Today i ate bagels for breakfast & lunch
a huge biscuit with my coffee, and then some chicken, rice and salad for dinner
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)
# had a slice of pizza from the sandwich man this morning
should keep me going till dinner
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
hurray for pizza sandwiches!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)
# stock response
pitta bread/noodles combo

(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)
# You're going to get bored of that soon,
if you're not careful.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
I had one of those the other night, they're very tasty.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)
# The remnants of yesterday's Roast Lemon and Garlic chicken
Smoky Bacon walkers
A Kitkat
Coffee and tabs
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Cor!
sounds braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)
# 'tis lovely
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# A pie
that I am making from yesterday's gravy, roast chicken, carrots and sprouts. With fried potatoes.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Mmmm!
Can you send me some please?
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)
# That sounds delcious!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)
# indigestion
and I've not even eaten yet
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Have a BLT!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# 'noon Duke!
I think I'm having chips today, and probably chips with that. Braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)
# THat's a braw lunch to have!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# I'm on holiday today, have just woken up,
and I don't know what to eat.

I think it's too late for breakfast, so I may need some suggestions
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Have a BLT, they're grand!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Indeed they are
but I may add cheese and mustard....
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# good thinking
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# I really have no idea.....
by the time I get lunch, (running late today) this thread will have disappeared off the bottom... so I'll have a guess...

Monday..... um....

beans on toast, with a poached egg.

(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# That or a BLT
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# while techincally dinner,
my lunch is a simple melding of whole grain bread with smoked virginina hamd and locally made cheese!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Sounds braw!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Lunchie!
salad pot
tomatoes, cucumber, italian pasta salad, potato salad and tomato/basil chicken mayo

and a Mullerlite Cherry Bakewell Tart yogurt

AND the Christmas 2 week edition of Radio Times and a highlighter pen (Yay christmas season begins!!!)
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Braw!
My telly's broken so I won't be watching any shite this year! hurray!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)
# vegetable macedonia
rumsteak, frites (washed down w/ half bottle of medoc wine)
mousse au chocolat
coffee
spliff
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)
# sounds like a braw lunch!
especially the rumsteak! grand!
(, Mon 5 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)