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I'm soooo sorry

One way ticket to hell please

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

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Furness, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

is that it?

you can have your ticket when you make the rest

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wjh31, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

well, fair play to you for going with that story :)

there's been several posts on the subject, so don't worry.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

EDIT THE ORIGINAL POST!

seriously don't know why I bother...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

It's terrible isn't it... All that sweet green icing flowing down, cos someone left the cake out in the rain..

I don't think that you can take it, cos I know it took you so long to bake it, and I bet you'll never see that recipe again...

oohhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooooooo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

Very people realize that this song is really about

cake.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

hahaha

i'll save him a room

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

really

sad :/

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Pabloperdito quack, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

Now now,

we all know the rules here: anything goes, especially if it's topical*. We'll have no face-pulling, thank you.

*For my part, I get really really enraged about racist stuff. So my 'cross to bear' in return for hours of fun from b3ta is simply having to bite my lip at the odd dubious 'ethnic' joke on here. It's hard, but I think (all things considered) fair.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

humpf

Nah, sorry, some lines are just not acceptable to hurdle :/

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Pabloperdito quack, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

I know where you're coming from,

fear not. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

people here mock everything

if gary glitter jokes are allowed, this is fine too. Every day you will see something that offends a few people. That's what makes b3ta different.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:10, archived)

I agree

If this was in a month's time it woudln't be quite so close to the bone

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

you're allowed to be offended,

but i'm afraid we can't work around what you personally find offensive.
we'd have to consult you before posting any image.
very tricky.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

And my big problem is that they allow coloured folk on here.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

*points at cock*

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Carlossus, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Fucking CRIKEY,

that's some fresh pain you're mining. ;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

^This

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

We all have our line I guess.

This crosses mine. It's just too upsetting without being funny. That's my feeling anyway.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

I crossed my own line

and now I feel dirty

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Furness, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

Well

some people are enjoying it. It's just too upsetting for me personally. No big deal :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

Re: www.b3ta.com/board/7171055

^this (mofaha's response) is the way to behave.

ps, hello sir. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Heh

hello there :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

edit your other post you cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

that is harsh

but funny

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

Argh! You deleted my showoff skillorz post!

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Her name's

Madeleine...

Upsetting and poorly researched. You lose twice.

(Glomp Fuck, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:04, archived)

This went through my mind too.

I vote not very funny as well as factually incorrect.

(superfran, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

You, sir, have large balls

and from them you shall win b3ta

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 9 May 2007, 21:06, archived)

its a dirty job

but someone had to do it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:10, archived)

Her name is Madeleine

PRICK!

(Tortoise, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Oooof!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

Thats not even the slightest bit funny.

not even a tiny bit of an atom.

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Cae1, Wed 9 May 2007, 22:07, archived)

your are a prize cunt with fuck all idea

what a fucking ass, how long did it take you to invent & then photoshop this toss?

(fleas, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

Fuck

you came out of lurkage for THAT?

I fucked your mum....waits expectantly

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Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 9 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

I reccon...

she faked it!! Shes just in the Ice Cream man's basement.

Yeah... I find it funny. S'all good!

(Range, Thu 10 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

you're Bill O'Reilly

aicmftd

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Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

never thought it could happen

but you've *actually managed* to offend quite a few people on b3ta!

awesome work!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Thu 10 May 2007, 5:04, archived)

I think it's offended rather than amused...

...because it's not actually THAT funny a joke. No offense like.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 10 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

This would

be acceptable if is was funny.
But it's not.

(8-Ball, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

i think this is funny but harsh

but on the FP seems a little too public and makes me think b3ta could get into trouble! but fuck it haha anyway :)

well done for causing so much offence on the board!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

Genius!

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Um I think you'll find...

..That Kate is actually her mother.

(Lemming, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:38, archived)

Which sobbing cock made this a FP then?

It's just raw that's all. That's not grounds for FP.

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The Legendary Pink Dot has still never posted on /talk as of, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

Christ on a bike

...that's a bit harsh.

Which sicko put it on the FP?

Tomorrow's Sun: SICK WEBSITE MOCKS MADDIE

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:47, archived)

Made me laugh.

Well done to you.

edit: Shockingly pulled from the FP.

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doctordoctor I feel like a pair of curtains, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

er, who is Kate McCann?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

I'm afraid

I don't agree with this.

What if this was your relative? Waaaay to early to do this kind of thing.

As for the FP, ridiculous thing to do! If this gets picked up by the media people will be hung for this.

(bobming, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

this^

is waht i was trying to say, and has it gone from the FP or am i imagining this?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 10 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Yes it has. Woo.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 10 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

seems like a ninja edit by the mods

(bobming, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

I'll give them credit for having the balls to FP

but I give them more credit for having the sense to take it down

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 10 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

meh..

while i think this is a bit close to the bone and i'm a bit unfussed by this post, i dont quite get the moral high ground people are taking when they find the other shops here funny.

a random example (mainly because its on popular page) is TGA's "top thumps" one. I don't understand why its funny to find the mental and physical anguish of women being beaten up compared to this (that happens every minute of every day so its just "accepted" now). Morally, neither should be funny. This is just more "personal" given the media coverage.

(MrFlump, Thu 10 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

^this, in abundance

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

you are a lame cunt

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

I don't understand everyone's mock-shock at this

A lot of people are saying that it's a bit too soon. So, if she's discovered dead in a week, and this was posted in a few month's time would that be better?

Not a day goes by when there's not a Soham related post on here which is now accepted, there's regular 911 gags which people find funny, christ we even contributed to a Sick Joke book where one of the most popular gags references paedophilia.

Is this post not acceptable because it's current, and in the news? Maybe it'll be ok when something else happens and the media switch their attention to a massive bombing in Iraq, and therefore allow us all to forget about it!

Apologies for length, especially when it can be summed up in two words: 'double standards'.

I like it and have ticked as such.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 10 May 2007, 21:05, archived)

Front page, then un-front paged?

Surely a B3ta first - you should be proud.

FWIW, over my line too but hey ho.

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Collatallie Sisters, Thu 10 May 2007, 22:34, archived)

Nah, it's happened at least two times before,

but for different reasons.

I remember a drunken mod FP and a post-FP edit by a user to fanboy stuff about a Buffy character.

([sic] You're ad here?, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

it's also resent his personal FP stats

So looks like he never had one.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:25, archived)

Dark

man, just dark.

(Mr_SD, Fri 11 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

*deducts marks for getting the name wrong*

if you're setting out to provoke, at least get the material facts right noncefeatures!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

what a lot of replies.

seems more people are willing to write down their complaints than ever praise any other great post.
I liked this post though, but then i do laugh inapropriately sometimes.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 11 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

Don't find this funny

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oncedaily, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:04, archived)