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# why am I not aware
of any Madeleine (raped in portugal girl) pictures?
(Terminator X, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Because you're a moron.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# pfft
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Oi! No pfftting!! This is serious business!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *gets online*
*marvels*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# he's working the late shift!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# so he can see all the NSFW stuff without his missus and colleagues finding out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# George Takai here...
OOOHHHH MYYYYY!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# looks more like william hung to me
"follow your hawt and all your dweams will come twoo"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Do not mock
The mighty Takei!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# that's great.
"glazed with man-sweat..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i like this guy, he's dedicated!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# of course he is...
he's been sat there since 1993... by the looks of the pc
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# words can't express how much i love that
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# WTFAYBOAYSC?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# cheers for the gaz mail :)

those will come in handy :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# nah problems
happy hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# This is you:
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I love your family photos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha gotta love sticky notes
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking ace.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# i love that...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# thats cocking fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# haha
bill oddie's let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# why the long face?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# possibly
because you are FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hmm
I don't really need to take a reading but I will anyway

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# i gotta get me one of them..
how much?
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# about 75k
Edit: Actually i optimised it even more, 62k

Oh, but you mean money... I'll accept all female relatives as my wives and I'd like at least two healthy goats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# because you are a fail?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ^This
'Lo Toastie.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# 'lo Mrs
you still haven't sent me a picture like you said you might
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *cough* perv *cough*
bloody throat of mine ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Keep meaning to scan in a decent one
Unless you can do one of just my torso!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# cos you're a dick?
/terence and phillip blog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# oh right
thanks
(Terminator X, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# no probs
have a gander at the faq, it'll clear all this up in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# you need seeing to
you've been behaving erratically all day.
cut it out.

Words to help you feel at ease are: "cunt" and "CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# why bother?
doing that will only create a troll
if this guy became a troll, it would be a different matter
but one fuck up doesn't deserve all this hate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# CREATE a troll? you don't think he/she is one already?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# one threadwaste doesn't equal trolling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I can feel it in my waters
EDIT: Actually, I just need a piss. brb.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# thats an infection!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# is the 2 years and 8 months with 63 posts
smells like second account
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# or a lurker
who signed because they thought they needed to to get the newsletter
either way, not a regular, so probably not up to speed on the guidelines
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# and therefore
not a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# true
It's a fair point.
I just found it a bit needy. "Look how sick I am, I'm talking about child rape, yay and madeleine, yay"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# you're so noble
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
#
+SS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# you fail at teh internets
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Time for me to exit, Terminator X it!
How's Chuck D these days?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# dunno
*turns on TV*

*watches channel zero*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# he
has face cancer
(Terminator X, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I just failed my driving test
but at least I failed in style! Drove into a parked car
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ah!
Taking up lessons again for the first time in years: failed three times so far!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# this was fail number 2
much more exciting than fail number 1 where I merely stalled
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I stopped at a green light on my second go due to nerves
After a while they got used to seeing me, and I became much more comfortable driving with an examiner in the car
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I went through a 3-way (i.e. six roads) intersection
on a red light.

The examiner screamed. I hadn't noticed at all.

I still worry that I passed the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# So what happened exactly?
Just not see it or what?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# move away up a hill
revved through the roof by mistake and tore off before I could get the lock on. A horrific mistake and I'm surprised he let me carry on afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Likewise!
Never managed to do anything that spectacular, just little things. I put a curse on the woman who failed me the second two times.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i took 4 driving tests
passed twice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Did no one tell you that you passed the first time?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yes
but they took my license way from me, the big bastards
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# What did you do?
How many did you kill?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# 6 points within the first tweo years of driving
not a ban, so not a huge insurance nightmare
but fucking shit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I didn't know about that
Shit, as you say
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# oh fuck!
commiserations dear boy

much damage? you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# not much damage at all
because the test dude used to other controls to stop me walloping it properly

You know you've failed when the instructor shouts 'Jesus Fuck! That was close!'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
oh, bugger
if it's any consolation, on my first test, something similar happened to me too.
put me off driving for 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Tip top.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# you know how people say
'I knew I'd failed, so I drove really well after that' Well once we'd got going again, I still drove like an erratic blind man with parkinsons
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Consistency is the key.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# heh
/book of quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Ouch
No worries mate, I failed a bunch too =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hmmph
time to book another
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# eh?!
you could've told me that before i accepted a lift from you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Have you ever taken a driving test?
They're probably the most stressful test I've ever had to do

How many times has everybody taken the test?






(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# very much a second time so far vote
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# 3rd time FTW
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not able to vote twice
but first time for car.
Second time for motorcycle!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Never even had a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Owch!
Sorry to hear that mate

Still, if it's any consolation, you provided me with an officelol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# ah well
some good came of it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Yay!
*makes cuppa*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# take your next test in Grantown on Spey
where there are no other cars

or roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'd end up in the Spey
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# oh noes! :( sorry to hear that
good luck on your next test! I still haven't got round to actually having any proper lessons yet... :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# it's getting expensive
all this fail mularky
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# i hate driving
i passed my when i was 26

it took so long to motivate myself to try again after i failed my first test, my theory test certificate ran out :(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# i'm 27 and have never had a (proper) lesson
I have got my provisional driving licence, but i've been so skint recently that I am yet to book any lessons
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Not another Scientolologist?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Twat
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I could watch that forever
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Please
For all our sakes

Go back to lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Two years, eight months, eight days...
...and STILL a fucking waste of space?

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
#


just stab it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# simon the sorcerer?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I don't know
why not make some

and then fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I notice how you cunningly didn't include
"post it here" in your instructions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# You sick bastard,
dont you have any concience
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Don't make me...
Get Colin Baker out again, nobody wants that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# If its little girl rape pics you want
then I have just the solution* for you

*Solution will not involve any form of photograph just lots of forms of violence toward you

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# because
you are busy ris-ing
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# look what I just got this second
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# haha!
thats cocking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# awwww! but... but.... awwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# TOAPFTFW!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# OLD AS THE HILLS!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# You've just cheered me up
no matter how shitty the day might be, at least I know I'm better than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Thanks - First office LOL of the day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
you have reading learnings!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Aaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i suppose the b3ta fail-o-meter was broked
this is what you should have seen...
(Meta4, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# in soviet russia (and on b3ta) little girl pictures rape you
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Good to see everyone being so polite and welcoming
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# UR
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# no point posting my hamtoucher img
instead i'll just report you to police since you're the only person who knows she's been raped

1
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# this hostility
is confusing
(Terminator X, Tue 22 May 2007, 16:14, archived)