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# newsletter subjectline compo
what should it be this week?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Pachey and Captain Wow won't tell the boys if they're handsome
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# How do you get a fat bird into bed? Piece of cake!
...
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *insert witty title here*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *inserts willy*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Because you're worth it
or
erm
nope, that's it.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
#
it one

\too much time on \talk blog :(
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# WANK WANK OOPS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha
what was that again?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Give us a break
DLT, radio 1 saturday afternoons
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# darts on the radio with the hairy cornflake, mr DAVE. LEE. TRAVIIIIIIIS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# oh aye
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha
That's how I feel right now!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Breeding pantomime horses
for fun and profit.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ...and then the doctor said he'd never extracted a lump of smegma that size before...
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# DRINKING WHITE WINE FROM THE FURRY CUP!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# IF IT WASN'T FOR ME, YOU'D NEVER HAVE MET THE POPE!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
lose a child see the world
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
o_0




Winnar!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# "Snorting the coke of the web through the nostrils of objectivity"
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# JORDAN HAS A FANNY LIKE AN AGAR PLATE!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Give me the smallest finger on man's hand . i'll produce information. Computer Unnecessary.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# thief!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *giggle*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not falling for that again
I received hate mail after my last suggestion got used :(
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Blimey Ptolly
What was it?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# really
hahahaha
what was it?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# "my inner paedophile has fucked your inner child"
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# haha
excellent
was the hatemail badly spelled nonsense?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Funnily enough, yes!
Pffft
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I suppose there are newsletterers whose sensibilities are easily offended
although it does beg the question "why on earth are they reading the newsletter?".
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# I suspect it might get forwarded on
to "outsiders"
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Pffft
I loved that title!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# well fair enough
that is a pretty crappy subject line
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Everybody Knows Someone Who Looks Like Harold Shipman
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I don't.
Does that mean it's me?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# SMELL MY FINGER
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# or
smell my ginger?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Because I'm worth shit
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# and the vicar agreed with me that children should be obscene and not heard.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# OH GOD MY MINGE IS ON FIRE AGAIN
 
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# somehow
I can actually see that being used
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# used for what?
OH GOD IT'S ON FIRE AGAIN
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE OBEY YOU WITHOUT THREATENING TO BE SICK ON THEM
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Unpossible!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# didn't you say that last week?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I am very sure I didn't.
I'm paraphrasing an episode of Biffovision I saw less than a week ago.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# i've definitely seen it somewhere
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# That's where I saw it
On telly, less than a week ago.

Well, heard it.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Exactly like Worth 1000, but with bad AIDS
...
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# this^^^
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# NEWSLETTER!
Shit, we said the 'N' word!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# oooh topical
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Radioactive cheese in myopic space disaster
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN AN IPOD NANO
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# cool - where?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN A YEAR'S FREE BABYSITTING!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha!
yay


(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# all this talk of maddie
won't someone think of holly and jessica?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# aaaagh lollercaust
now there is pasta EVERYWHERE
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
love it. Wooooo.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# you bad bad man, - but very funny!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:55, archived)
# GONDWANALAND CATS GAVE TARZAN MUMPS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# We won't use the word 'nigger' in our newsletter.



(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# ohh is the float all finished and ready?
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ah fuck. i forgot to unsubscribe again
i know you'll never use this, as i know you chersish your numbers
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# THANKS. I'VE JUST HAD IT STUFFED
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# WHEN THAI WHORES GO BAD
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
BAD MOULDY
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha, this! But with added...
GET THEIR WANGS OUT
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# the pointless world of Paris Hilton
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Jihad, a fun game for all the family.
*hides embassy*
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I visited b3ta.com and all I got was this lousey newsletter!
:D
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# BIG BIRD IS A HE!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# My geography teacher at school
Was the cousin of the actor who played bigbird.

relurks

oh a compo entry -

Show me the person who came second and i'll show you my arse.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# all previous newsletters revealed as hoax
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# EATING SHIT AND ONIONS FOR FUN!
or

WATCHING YOU BATHE SINCE 1996.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Getting to your inbox faster than Paris Hilton gets out of jail
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# WETTER THAN MARTI PELLOW ON HIS PERIOD!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# THE INTERNET'S SLOPPY SECONDS
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# FALKLANDS MEMORIAL ISSUE: WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN ARGENTINIAN
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# B3TA: HARDER TO QUIT THAN CRACK, COKE AND HEROIN COMBINED!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# we're licking the pus from the weeping anus of life
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# "You're pushing it out you cunting nig nog"
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# it should be
le nigger de rigeur
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)