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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Holy cow sold to McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# McShamoo
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# JK ROWLING SQUATTING OVER A NOTEPAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# what would Woody do if Woody wooed Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *says quickly*
*gets tongue in a knot*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# He'd come up with great film ideas and then piss them away in favour of something boring thats been done
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Come to a dark ally and i'll show you
;)
(Woody999, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Tewkesbury Flumes Now Open
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Harry Potter shacked up with that poo doctor McKeith
and he now has hogwarts.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# 'Like an itch in your colon you can't scratch with a pylon'
or somesuch. I don't know.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# EPO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Water, water everywhere and Jade Goody's still afuckinglive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Real life office LOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# B3ta: Keeping you abreast of the best of Zoo and Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Huh! Huh huh!
Breast.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ;)
gotta get boobs in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Freshly secreted from Roman Polanski's secret armpit vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# "I remember he had red pubic hair ... I don't want to get into details if you don't mind"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Life found on earth, scientists amazed!

edit : or MANBITS ON A LADYWOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# How to fit a whole midget in your anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Free raincoat with each issue.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# As used for 'Research' by Chris Langham
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# ^this
please
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# and Pete townsend
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahahah
got to be this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# it has to be this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# ^
HARD
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Amusing-shaped vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Now with 60% added less.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I fucking wish she would get some horrible degenerative disease
/autocomplete

I like the hatstand of this
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Shambo is chicken?

fred west blamed for blocking gloucester drain system
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Better than a suck-job off ya nan.
..? Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Read it before Gordon Brown puts a tax on it!
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I hope not this.
dont give them ideas
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# FREEZE MY LACTATING WARTS AND CALL ME SALLY, IT'S THE MOTHERPISSING NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I don't know about the subject
but for 'Things We'd Like To See'

How about a software plug in where you enter the maps for World of Warcraft etc. and it pops up in the corner of your screen and does GPS for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Or an attractive coaster set
made entirely from things found floating down streets in Gloucester.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# "WARNING: SPOILERS"
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# If this fits up your arse I'll drive you to hospital myself
/real life conversation
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Probably the newsletteriest thing you'll see this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Better than a cow with a fucking wreath around it's neck.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Knickerdamp: fact or fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Circulation anomolies found in newsletter. Suspended from tour
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# TURNIPS FROM SURINAM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# 'Like a page from Zoo. But original. And not made by cunts.'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ^THIS^
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# blah blah newsletter etc tits
(smoglane!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# The b3ta Newsletter - not yet owned by Murdoch.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Fuck off you watery cunt!
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Cocksquirrel Vs. Vagbadger. We show you how.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# B3ta: more steroids than a French cyclist
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ewar woowar
- the wilderness years
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Its like cancer; but with a twist of lime.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# We now initiate romantic evenings
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Cocks the size of marrows
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Chris Langham - How do you know when a child has an orgasm? Fuck'em.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# we are all made of fail
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Frozen Processed Peas
Peace Process Frozen
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# FUCK MY SHITBOX YOU TENTACLED TWAT
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# all the muck that's fit to rape
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# that's what little boys are made of.
was just one of the rejected lines from the well known poem.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Sweet Jesus, is it Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Sour Satan, tomorrow is Saturday
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# You don’t have to be Muslim to start a jihad; but it helps.
(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Like Harry Potter, but with more cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Not giving a shit about Harry Potter and his many "friends"
(City wall is not doing much, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# BUILD YOUR OWN ARK IN 25 SIMPLE STEPS

or

FLOODS SUBSIDING - HOSEPIPE BAN STARTS SATURDAY
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)