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# newsletter subject line compo challenge super fun too time
you've got to answer
to stand a chancer
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I went to portugal and all i got was this bloody, dripping three year olds corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
#
Free driving lesson with Colin McRae!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# or
Free flying lesson with Colin McRae!
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# 'Doing dodgy rhyming since 12:55pm'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Bringing you down to the gutter, quicker than Amy Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Chuck me in the pet incinerator when you're done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Spanking the monkey of public opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# The wettest newsletter since records began
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Like dental floss, but with more words and not quite as stringy. Or minty.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# parting the beef curtains of truth
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# All the kids are doing it!
And we're doing them!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# RODNEY BEWES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Become a fisherman, fuck a skate!
(jagathewise, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# obvious "NO PICTURE READ THE FAQ" out of the way
'b3ta: full of knobs'
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# "All you people want is more, more, more, more, more … Leave B3ta alone"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ha ha
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# me, win the newsletter subjectline compo?
don't be stupid!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Newsletter Subject Line Compo Challenge Super Fun Time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Why does a gag reflex feel so good on your todger?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# haha
i vote this one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ^or this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# B3ta WINS! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# WHERE'S HER FUCKING ARM?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# in the car boot with her sister
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Something about
Youtube material

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Here - give these back to your sister when you see her.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# In loving memory of Madeline McCann, R.I.P.
(I helped save b3ta! blenderboy, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# You dropped this
"P.E.D. to shreds"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# WE'VE RUN OUT OF MADDY JOKES
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ^Lies
Child abduction: The comedy gift that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Close your eyes and open your mouth if you trust B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# THE MENTAL IMAGE OF JOHN McCRIRICK GIVING SEX TIPS TO INGRID TARRANT WHILE ALAN TITCHMARSH LOOKS ON HELPLESSLEY, IN WRITTEN FORM
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Was that what he did?
I heard he got slung off the show, didn't know what for.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# basically told Ingrid that the reason Chris left her was because she was crap in bed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
What a star.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^a worthy winner this week, if ever there was one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# tbf, Tan sorta said it first :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# PISSING ON YOUR DISABLEDS SINCE 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Fisting the best of the 'net up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Cyberbullying for celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# "DON'T ASK ME IF I WANT FUCKING STAMPS!"
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Attempting Resuscitation Through Urine Application
See news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7002627.stm
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Even we wouldn't piss on a dying spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# or maybe even this^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I'm not sure if that's factually accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# let's put it to the test





edit: well, it seems that someone finds it wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# The News Quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# That's a terrible thing to infer
about Sandi Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Rimming the holes of the Interweb since 1936
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# name my pussy and win a p45.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha this!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Now THIS is YouTube material!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Fresher than the scars on a newly christened choirboy
amen
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# CONTINUALLY RUNNING FUCKING 'SHOP A CELEB' COMPOS SINCE 2001!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Wanking over fathers is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Purveryors of fine peurility since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# WE ARE ALL LOVELY LOVELY PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Wanking to Lauren Harries Porn
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Pebble-dashing children for charity
with love
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox, quicker than *
* - your choice from:
A) Northern Rock
B) Colin Mcrae
C) A Thai Airplane
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Colin McRae in a Thai aeroplane, on his way to Northern Rock
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# one of these

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hair Wank Song
Wank you hair
tug your locks
bundle it together
and make wigs for our cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I'VE JUST EATEN TWO CRUMPETS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Now with added Jew
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# give your lady a tasty jism treat, eat pineapple chunks.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*stops to buy pineapple chunks on the way home*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# "Handbuilt by Roberts"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# You fuck my mother I will eat your shit
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Rah, rah, Rasputin, chucked his muck in a biscuit tin
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# If your mum wasn't your mum
would you?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)