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# Not funny, and barely shopped

But I've been dying to share :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
congratulations hon

don't whip it too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Too late....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# :) congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Thanks :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *melts*
lully
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *gleeeeees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# eh?
Is there a mini-Trellis on the way?

EDIT: Woo! That'll knacker the panto! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# There is indeed
And not at all, I'm only directing. You coming to see?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# "barely shopped"?
Don't worry, it's about to be ;)

Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I was considering making a maps entry
But couldn't be arsed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bindun, kinda:
www.b3ta.com/board/7974736
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# No apology necessary
I was kinda expecting it :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Blimey, Trellytastic!!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Thanks :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yay!
congrats. I think we should call him Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Dave is a great name.
It has served me well.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# And countless hordes of other Daves.
I'm pretty confident we could take over this place.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# My dad.
One of my sons will be either a David, or Aaron David.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I have an Uncle David, and my Uncle David has an Uncle David.
My siblings are under pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Me also.
Albeit sandwiched between my first one and my last one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Indeed.
Best name going, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Except for the fact it's my ex-boss's name
But thanks :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I'm assuming it's mine...?
*folds arms*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# You're the Father???
Bloody hell Broony
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# I don't know
maybe I should ask Jeremy Kyle if he knows.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# so?
David Brown is it?

*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# might be
but I suggest you look at my profile under my QOTW answers...

and if you google David Brown, you will most likely get a shitload of results, none of which would be me. I'll only tell you my name if you get it for your next tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# 'BR' on the left cheek, 'WN' on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Woohoo!!!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Thanks :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# [nice one (Mr&) MrsTrellis]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)
# [Thank you]
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
Goncratulations Mrs Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Thank ee :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# No problem :)
Have this:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# splendid
and its had its first hair cut as well.

congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Nah, taking after its father and having no hair to start with :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# /unlurk
\o/ wooyay!!

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Thanks Droooooooooooogy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I'm so happy for you chick-pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Aww...

Is your sig in any way Victoria Wood related?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# come and melt the buttons on my flame proof nightie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Let's do it..
Seriously, we should. Hard.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Let's do it tonight...
the harder the better
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Only very very slightly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
Oh my God love that's excellent *biggest hugs in the world*

Oh bless you!

Well done on the sig as well, Victoria rules.

edit: Milton Keynes? That's not far from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Thanks hon
And I thought you knew I was a local?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nope! Not at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oh wow!
Congratulations! :D

How long?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# 12cm
it says so on the scan :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Arf.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# About this long |____________________________________________|
11 weeks, due 12th August :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# August is a fine month for birthdays.
The weather is normally alright and you're on holiday from school.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Heheh.
Well, good luck with everything. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# also
august will make him/her one of the youngest in their class - i'm sure they'll love that
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# It's not so bad.
/28th August
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# CONGRATUMALATIONS!
my sis is opening a bakery, she's got 2 buns in her oven
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha, believe me, very happy it's just one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# she had an ectopic last year
and was told she probably wouldn't be able to have any more. doctors, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That said, everything will go absolutely swimmingly for Mrs trellis.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Well I already know it's not ectopic
And ultrasound lady said it looked all normal
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)
# of course it is!
you can tell by the pic that it's fine and healthy.
EDIT: god, that sounds terrible! i meant to say of course it's fine. please don't be upset with me! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'll give it about 2 minutes till the first shopped foetus appears!
Congrats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# with
(a) noobmaster
or
(b) latest maddie suspect drawing
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# lolfoetus
in ur womb kickin ur ribz
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It took seven
But knew it would happen :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# wonderful, wonderful news :)
many congratulations.

be sure to let us know what sex it is, Boy, Girl, or Hairdresser
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# oooooh its a human! in your tummy!
Congratulations!
get him/her lots of hand puppets!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)
# congratulations!
you're giving birth to a miniature cave-painting cow
best of luck for everything, miss
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Congratulations Mrs T
but BEWARE

!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ha!
2 minutes Spot on!!

aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Ttssattsr's was first.
That's not the same picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Awwwww, a baby fox :)


CONGRATS, THOUGH, SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I thought that at first, too!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Gaaaah
Now I can't find the baby anymore.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat the placenta, Eat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *eats the placenta*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I think you're meant to wait till it comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# you could always put your order in for it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Really, really not going to
Asked my mum if she could though, as a vegetarian. She said she could on principle - but just wouldn't want to!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
Congratulatory-hugs!

*Dangles from the wardrobe in his balaclava*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I go into lurk mode for 10 minutes and this is what happens?
Congratualtions m'dear! May it grow to become a lovely B3tan one day! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It will if she calls it dave.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# There do seem to be a lot of Daves it's true...
As I am not one, however, I can confirm that other names exist on B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# It's true...
There's not even the slightest hint of Dave in my name...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Don't be silly.
We're all called Dave really.
Even the women.
But women don't exist on the internet, so that doesn't make it as strange.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# NO... I'm called
A...

Ooo you nearly had me there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hooray!
congratumulations.

have you been having any sicknesses?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Nope, luckily
Nauseous a little in the first few weeks, just very easily travel sick now :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ooh congratulations
fingers crossed the cravings aren't too weird
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :)
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Fantastic news! Congratulations!
Mrs F W Mole and I are expecting
one too... At the end of March.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# !!WOW!!
Congrats Hon!

*does a little dance*

WOO!

*laughs at name*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# At least it's not another
concrete cow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yay! Congrats Trelly!
womb with a view!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# i had to unlurk for this
congrats!

/relurks
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Congratz! :D
My aunt just got pregnant the other day too!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)
# That is easily the best post of the day!
Congrats!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# yayayayayay
ooh, i wonder if we should tell Mr Littleton and his writers to see if the little person can get a mention
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)