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# Hello board!
Long time lurker here! I'm coming out of hiding to ask if you'd all be kind enough to offer your opinions on something?

I'm a primary school teacher and I'm planning on doing a lesson about teeth. So I cut up a pig's head to get the teeth out and made a little photo diary of the event.

So the question is: if I show this to my class of ten year olds, do you think I'll get fired?



*edit* Thanks everyone, that seems quite unanimous then. I'll show it to them next week and let you all know how it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I think
you'll get a channel 5 contract. Do it.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Fucking hell.
That should be FP'd NOW.

The fourth shot down makes this.

*Edit* YES! FP'd :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Haha
thanks chum!
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Can you do crown work and fillings?
Mrs Mole's dentist is a bit pricey...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# CLASS YOUR HOMEWORK IS: MURDER TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Teacher of the Year award beckons!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yes, you will
Yes, you should absolutely do it
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bloody awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I did this once.
We called the pig 'Blondie', and threw its head into a public bin nearby.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# now do it with a human head
better still, use one of the kids you teach, its probably about the same age as the pig you used in "pig years"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# haha you genius
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Which subject - cookery or biology?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# no, you'll be hailed as a hero
and awarded a noble prize for your forward and revolutionary teaching method. They will build statues of you in town centres; schools will be named after you, and when you finally kick the bucket, you ashes will be taken into space by NASA and scattered into space as a final honour

edit: btw that is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Sweet.
Hopefully I'll get a new law named after me too!
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Yes, you'll get fired
because the use of pigs may offend Jewish or Muslim pupils.

Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Pffft
I get the feeling this is the most likely reason for fireage.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Just don't call it Mohammed
.
(The Whacker Of Moles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# My dad's school (he's a teacher) did Lord of the Flies as their school play, with a real pig's head.
One of the leading boys was Muslim, but when asked whether touching the pig would be a problem he said, "Nah, I'm not that much of a Muslim."
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I hate that 'offend' thing
I as a Jew am in the minority in this country, so I don't give a shit if there's the risk of being offended, that's why I'm a minority.

Attention PC crowd! IT'S CALLED CHRISTMAS

anyway, kosher and halal is just eating, you can touch dead non-kosher stuff (at least in Judaism). Some Jews seem to think you can't, but you can, some Jews are idiots.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yes you probably will
However what you really should do is add more close-ups of the blood spatters and embiggerate the knife and hacksaw.
May as well be hung for a sheep than for a lamb.
Or pig.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# As a vegetarian and a misanthropist I say your kids should be forced to pull bloody teeth from pig heads every day.
And not just the carnivorous ones. The veggie ones too (if there are any).

Attention seeking twats.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# You're pretty much me. Add narcissism and long hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Oh, minus humour and plus shift key too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Vegetarians are attention-seeking twats?
Couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:26, archived)
# If God didn't want us to eat animals
Why did he make them out of meat?
If God exists that is :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
animals babies
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# change the last frame to you naked and definately firing time
otherwise its 50-50
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I'd be FP'd in The Sun.
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# and that would certainly get you girls
women love felons!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ahaha, this is going to make the papers
because some nutcase will complain :D

also, in my local paper from last week some woman had a campaign about the "horrific" language used in a book her granddaughter (I think) had read.

the word was "twat"

and she threw shit everywhere and got the book nubbed

of course, what the dumb fuck didn't consider is the obvious nature of children and that the kid is going to be called "twat" for the next 5 years of her remaining school attendance and will no doubt end up in therapy

still, got to laugh, innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Shitey!
Since you put it like that, I think I'd better delete this and deny all knowledge quicksharp!
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# dude, how long have you been teaching
it's not the kids that's the problem (really..) it's the fucking asylums they live in :)

oh and too late man, because.. IT'S ON THE INTERNET!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# no worries,
I'll just disconnect the internet tubes, problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! foureyes, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# careful man, those tubes leak!
they leak blood, mucous, sweat, gravy and semen

it's like a Daz soap powder advert
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# this is amazing
show them, I had to dissect a sheeps liver when I was in primary school, this should be fine
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of year 9 when we had to cut pigs legs in half to demonstrate how hard it is to amputate a leg quickly (as they had no anaesthetic in the time we were learning about).
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# wow, that sounds far more fun than anything I did in year 9
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Got even better
my friend and I had to go to the butchers to collect these legs. As payment we got to spend the change on sweets. I had a lovely (not a paedo either) history teacher. Was funny when we watched JFK and he kept turning the sound down when there was swearings.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Heh...
When we were kids we had to dissect cows eyes, some lungs of unknown origin and a heart as I recall... AND this was all before I got to "big school" so I guess I was younger than 12 or so...

Do they still do that?
(SillyMoo, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Sometimes
We had cows hearts in year 9 but it stopped after a number were stolen.

we had great fun throwing them around
(Joe Guevara is well known for stealing your biscuits, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Hehehehe!!
Oh, this is fantastic! If you are going to show it to them, please video or take photos of their reactions and post them on B3ta.

I wanna see their horrified little faces when they first see teh bloods! XD

Top work fella, I commend you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I'm anxious to see how this ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# in tears?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Ejaculation??

click
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 4:34, archived)
# BRAW!!!!!
Do it
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:41, archived)
# Nice change from the usual FP.
Are you sure none of them use b3ta?
(Fluffster, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Mr Stevenson...?!
AAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Absolutely
Fantastic.
(&#9749; ­, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I like the way you think, Sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# This is truly something wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Congrats on the FP! However...
I'm curious as to how blood got on your face and crotch

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# *clickity click click*
most truly woo
(I helped save b3ta! venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Whoa... nice, but...
...i wouldn't. This is very interesting, but be careful with blood in primary school... Some kids faint when they only see blood.
CLICK!

another primary school teacher
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)