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# Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the...
(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# the shadow of the
BSOD?
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# That's a line out of Coolio's
"Gangsta's Paradise". It was subsequently plundered by a religious movement and included in their dull yet popular novel, "The Bible".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# my favorite verse in that book is:
Psalm 54, Verse 12: "Lo, Baz was, is now, and ever shall be, a cunt."
(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Although..
sadly ommitted from the sequel "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus".
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I read that as
"Men like Bras, Women like Penis"!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# its not really a novel
its more of a collection of short stories about God's mates and his Son's wacky adventures
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] (Bear with me now) - BADMINTON (sic.) NORSE TRIAL

(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Er...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# hmmm
yes
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Wow.
Is that SirSandGoblin?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless Him...
Nigel's heart was in the right place, but he always tried a bit too hard to impress the other vikings.



Dogtanian
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Can someone explain to me
why the background changes colour on this even though every image that it's composed of has been saved with the same settings, and the only thing to have changed is the position of the viking?
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# do you really?
or are you just being a goit?
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# It's all down to
badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# BADGERS!
Everywhere, BADGERS!

I saw a fox last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Because
you touch yourelf at night.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# His elf?
he has an elf? I want an elf!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Here you go:
www.elvesRus.com
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# oh god
it worked! why the hell do I always feel inclined to click things indiscriminately?
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# big shadow?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I quite like it with the changing background colour...
(Fur King Wang Car, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Yeah
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Easy.
Have you had me pound yet? Have just been reading Sandman, so Dave had better be damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# See below
I
V

(and I can't compete with Sandman! It am da bestest!)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# hmmmm
adds zing.
not that any zing is required of course.
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I don't.
It confuses my simple little mind.
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# No but
I think I might have some music upload codes around here somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Crucial!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Global
warming
(Mattyboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Haven't the faintest.
He's great, though. I want one for my desk. He can sharpen pencils and things.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Got your envelope
Can't post it till monday now, but don't panic!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Was it done
using PSP and animation studio?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# They're all
.gifs saved in photoshop, using 16 colours. Then all strung together with microsoft gif animator.
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# that will be your problem then
MS gif animator is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:07, archived)
# can you recommend a different one then?
that's free and easy to use?
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I've been using
imageready for years, but that's not meant to be free
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Which version of photoshop?
If it's version 5.5 or later, I would recommend using imageready to animate.

Make each frame as a new layer and then 'Jump to... imageready' from the file menu.

That way your works stays as a photoshop file until final optimisation and saving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Hmmm...
...which program are you using to animate?

Some programs optimise each frame separately instead of the animation as a whole - that may be the problem.

[edit] It may look nicer with a transparent background... and would save that nasty changing colour problem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
# yes
transparent backgrounds are the way forward
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:08, archived)
# ooh,
i might try that then.
(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] sløt machine

(schminkypinky, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# shminkypinky bang bang
B A Robertson

[edit] woo for a row of norse!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Splendid.
Am I alone in thinking the best interpretation of Wagner's Ring Cycle is in fact What's Opera, Doc? starring Bugs Bunny?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's a bit cultured for a Friday afternoon, isn't it?!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# no
you are not
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# dunno
I'm having trouble remembering the Ring Cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# It's fuggin brilliant
Last time we discussed What's Opera, Doc, we managed to find a .mpg of it...

I've got it on CD somewhere if people want it.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# YAY!
KILL DA WABBIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# thats very very good
but actually The Reduced Shakespear company did a marvelous version in 26 mins..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Just to remind you all
Put down your beer & pull up a chair,
It's time for b3ta radio!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# oh yes, thanks
almost forgot! tsk....
(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] these Valkyries are so hard to please


now if that doesn't get him into the halls of valhalla , then only a glorious death in ballet will do.

/hatstand
(LazyBastard, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# sorry but you're mistaken
that is actually a baboon, still i suppose baboon gods are always fun
(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# actually its
an aborigani in a tutu after a major dose of hormones , but hey whos counting
(LazyBastard, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Accessory for the vikPod - the iVikingCap

Accessory for vikPod.
Perfect for listening on those noisy longboats.
(SUPAMODEL, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Wehay!


Once again i appologise on behalf of microsoft paint.
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# .


Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I
like
that.

A
lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] nearly beer time
(milkboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# hehehe
i like that i do
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Aye.
Wetherspoons tread the shit-but-good line rather delicately.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Great in the afternoon.
Bad in the evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Dunno.
Watching the Care-in-the-community cases talking to themselves can be briefly entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Acceptable in East Grinstead
Inexcusable in Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# all their beer
gives you the shits
Cheap and cheerless
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# No fooking music though.
And soon no drinking and no talking. Top stuff. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I like their supposed
"no mobiles" policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] PC Eevninolsen on the met's exchange program
left some members of the public slightly embarrased
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# European legislation ruined the doubloon
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Hehehehehe.
Norway looks like a giant cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# fnar
you're right
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# that's not shopped either, real euro's loki like that
someone didn't want to be in the eu or something, so they were removed from the coin, anyway enough of the boring shit, Have a beer on my, use the money i have provided.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# despite his wonkey eye, the girls couldn't resist that smile
(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# where's the kitten?
no kitten, no good
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Here's a little kitten.

(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# thats better
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# *sob sob*
i'm sorry. please don't hurt the puppy - see how happy he is !
(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Awww
He's a bit special
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Apple tried Norse'ing up their products as much as possible

Click for bigger (if you really need it).
(SUPAMODEL, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# in Norset?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Trondheim?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# No
She went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# was the first capital of Norway
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# N is the capital of Norway
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# nor way!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I did it
my way
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# strangers in the night, exchanging parrots,
wondering in the night, where were the lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like
plinth
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# sorry to thread jack
could someone do me a favour and tell me if this page is mainly blue or orange in their browser

www.kingsch.nhs.uk/

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# it's white,
with a blue bit at the top, and a smaller orange bar below, and blue lines and titles.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# It's a rather
Manly Blue.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# it's mainly white
with bits of blue and orange
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# thanks
everyone, i know what i must now do
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# mostly white
with a blue band at the top and a smaller orange band just under that
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Yes
I could do that!
(StrangeOne, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Mainly blue
with an orange menu bar

IE 6.x
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# similar to other posts, but
yer, white with a bit of orange in mozilla 1.4.
For your ref: click to see what I saw.
(SUPAMODEL, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# mainly blue
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Trondheim is surely a rocking detination year round
/googlism
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# what about the swedish,
danish and finnish vikings?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# sadly...

...this is what i look like
minus the spong of course
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# fat
git.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# to true
I really have eaten all the pies
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Witty and incisive!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
He looks GAY too!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# ta.
I'm a natural comedian, so my sycophant tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
# humbug
I'm limiting myself to one line of "ha"s now, just for you. And am only doing so when relevant as in the above post.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# fat
gut
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you look like one of those mexican
pipe playing men from the fast show
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I think that was the look we were going for
didn't have a poncho though so had to make do with a rug.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Patagonians?

from mexico?
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I think two cats have just run up your nose.
.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Surreal Viking

Edit: now smaller due to anti-viagra
(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# *cough*
Ceci n'est...

/pedant

(woo, BTW)
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Well I was
alway shit at french but you get the idea.
(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# belgian?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Mais oui
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Is that a cue for a load of Magritte reposts? It is?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Ceci est très bon. Vraiment.
yay you !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# hadn't seen that one

it is full of woo.
and overflowing with yay.
(yakmonkey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# It's 280 pixels wide, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Why not...


Click to embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# .
(nevermind, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Well,
I'm Gurner give that a gold star
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# He he
much giggleage
(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Handy for cleaning the eyes.
Woo!
TJ: does anyone know where I can get a cheap last minute holiday (and I've exhausted lastminute dot com). Oh, and I've already Googled, so lets not have any of your maaaarrff.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# try co-op online not sure about the url
google for it
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Cheers,
ears.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# woo

yay
(bryanh99, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# argh!
/runs away from the bad acid.
(nevermind, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Party Vicar says have a woo yay weekend


Particulary Brighton Bashers
(BadgerPirate, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# That has inspired me
to indeed have a woo yay weekend.

Thank you party vicar - My firstborn is yours to do with as you wish!
(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# my one of them spins round and round.
unfortunately im not a vicar.
(itchy_ring, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# can i suggest anusol
or germaloids
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Thank you!
Yay for gay vicars...
Come to the bash, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Typical of the clergy
always flashing.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i thought i was the only party vicar round here....




grumble....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# maybe
You and PV could get together and inspect each others cloisters?

(sorry)
(BadgerPirate, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i'd shout at you
if you didn't have a small faces-inspired username...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Bless you
.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

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