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[challenge entry] Wesley Clark Kent
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# DonkeyRapeMan
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# man bite dog
hilarious turn of events
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# Forecast
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# hurrah!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# heehee
woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# Yay
It's b3taing everywhere!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# lovley
looks like i'll have a giant a over my house
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Woo
Fan-bloody-tastic !
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
#
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# sweet
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# dude!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# would you please

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#
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# Gah!
you must now die.

you, your family, your families family, etc...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# next weeks challenge -
SIGNS!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# that would be fucking great
i can almost hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth now...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Please God
no
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# He did ask....
idiots
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Greek Myths
Rather bizarre paintshop/paintmash hybrid

Oh, it's Oedipus and the Sphinx btw
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# *ahem*
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# honk!
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Damn
forgot what I was going to reply
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Damn
Forgot what I was going to reply
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# But how does he remember his name
?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Who said
their band used to support Therapy? back in the day?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# dunno who
paint me a picture!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Even better
paint my house!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Wax the car!
/Miyagi
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# To the water!
Its the hour!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# No can do
Am on a metaframe horrid set-up. Plus no talent.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# well excuse me if I tell you to
COCK OFF!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# that's a bit rude
dontcha think?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# not really
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# really?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Mine
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# no,
mine.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Mine!
and my wife's
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Only askin', cos
they used to support mine, back back in the day, too!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# what was the name of your band?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Are we allowed to out ourselves on B3TA,
unlike on PB?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:53, archived)
# course
hi, i'm robin cousens, famous ice skater and some time fop
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# I'm Davina Mc Call, nose extraordinaire,
baby machine, and not very good TV presenter.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Is that
sport centre still there in Whitchurch?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Well in that case
I'm Peter Mandelson, but you can call me Prince.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:58, archived)
# i don't think there's "outing" on here
mostly because everyone has pictures in their profiles and seems to get drunk with each other all the time. if you're famous though, we want to know
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:00, archived)
# You can do whatever you
like as long as you make something nice for the board.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, wouldn't want anyone wasting threads now, would we?
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# I'm genuinely interested
the whole Grunge / Camden Lurch thing was my thing (back in the day of course).
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# Senseless Things/3 Colours Red
Hence the handle
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# ooooh
3 Colours Red were very good.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Great film, weren't it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# dunno
but the band were good. Specially the last album.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# Ahem
Ithankyew
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# blimeh
Really?
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# verdict
if you are Axl Rose, life is sweet, if you are Cass from the Senseless Things, it's rubbish

/select magazine mid 90's
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Ha!
I remember that.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# so were you:
cass
the bloke with long hair,
the other bloke with long hair, or
the other bloke
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Bloke
with long hair
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# cool


*genuinely impressed*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Don't be
*blushes modestly* - now realise I look like a showing off ponce.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:09, archived)
# me too
i'm going to get "easy to smile" out when i get home...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i'm going
to get 'my cock' out when i get home.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ooh yeah!
*digs through vinyl box*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# He he he!
Love the Senseless Things! Saw them at The Pink Toothbrush in Essex, top gig!

Do a runner! Do a runner!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# camden lurch?
i love silverfish

she was a damn fine woman
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# oooh, leslie out of silverfish
that takes me back
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# but now what eh?
Hips
Lips
Tits
Giro
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# i hear
after her solo project 9forgotten the name)
she's now session vocal-ing
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Ruby
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# *points at thorpe*
*points at own nose*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i shouldn't laugh
but i did
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:04, archived)
# She was
a bit scary.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Naaaah
She was/is a diamond. Lovely person.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I met her a couple of times
Did you know the Wiiija lot at all?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:06, archived)
# As a
Camden Falcon/Dublin Castle/Underworld regular for about 12 years, could hardly avoid them
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:07, archived)
# ah
you may have seen us then, we were also regulars at the Falcon and Underworld.

[and we were on Wiiija]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 16:08, archived)
# scarily erotic
/coat
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# Babe. Scary babe.
That is all.
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# barum



tsch!


...oh
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# um...
why?
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# i was the drummer in jesus jones
and also the man with the tambourine in soul II soul
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# I was
Bez.

Just for a minute.
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# I played
the spoons on Pump Up The Volume.

Unfortunately Freddie didn't like my kazoo on Bohemian Rhapsody and I was dropped from the final mix.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I played volume on
Pump Up The Spoons
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# I pumped Moby's spoons
on Play

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# I want to be a tomato
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# Thats fine
with me.
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# thorpe
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# VROOOM!!!!
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# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# If that were a Suzuki, that head would be to scale.
FACT
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# are you trying to say it's not.....
but yes...very true!
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# It's an unconventional view
but here's my head with my Zuki. This is an actual photo, so it's to scale:

www.pritch.co.uk/photos/suzuki/gapbrokendown.jpg
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I'll see your Range Rover..
..and raise you a reposted Series 3..

In my defense, it was posted at night last time, so maybe different people saw it.
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# ...
Cool, if I could only get my car to do that... :)

WYH etc....

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# yay.. u 're due for post 2000
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# The ingredients of an ultimate bad arse
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# true
it is so
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Har Mark Lamar Superstar
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Gerbil farmer?
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[challenge entry] Sir Dalec Guiness and Dalec Baldwin
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# dunno why
but i giggled like a schoolgirl on crack
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# Alec Guinness
looks about 12 years old with no beard.
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# Excellent
theres not enogh dalekery on the board
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# OI
Thats SIR Dalec Guinness to you,
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# Like that
Thanks!
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# hmmm


I rilly rilly want a graphics tablet.
can anyone recommend one? I was thinking about this: Nisis
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# WOW
I SAVE!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I think the genius one is pretty good
and cheap
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# I
concur
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# Wacom..
They're Grrrrrrrrreat !
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# but
'spensive tho aren't they?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# about
80 quid for an a6 one. but i've had mine for years and it's still as good as new...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I paid abot 200 NLG for mine..
two years ago and I've had no problems..

200 NLG is like 75 quid.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:54, archived)
# have tried a few
and can honestly say that even a little a6 wacom is better than the biggest inferior brand...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# I found a great picture...
...but couldn't fucking hummus:
Big fingers...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ew
and woo!
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# thou shalt not start sign bandwagons
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# thou shalt not give people ideas
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# Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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# oddball
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# Made me laugh
Woo!!!
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# oh my.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Ha ha
She should talk to Dawn.
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# Poor
Nora Batty
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# Bouncing Svenno

With added parallax background action.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:42, archived)
# hooray for svenno!
hooray for bouncing!
hooray for parallax scrolling!
HOORAY!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:43, archived)
# That's
really rather wonderful - woo!

I assume parallax is a posh word for moving..?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Well..
It's the 'different bits of the background moving at different rates' effect that was so pouplar among sideways scrolling platform games of the 80s & 90s.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Oh right,
ta.
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# parallax!
wasn't that a game in Gladiators?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Barbie and Den
"ello princess"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Evolution.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Woo!
But i was waiting it to evolve into a cock.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# oh go on then
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Thank you
That was great
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:53, archived)
# you could have done it a lot easier and smoother and much quicker in flash



it's nice though
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# some of us
can't afford swanky flash!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:43, archived)
# what happened to paintmashing
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:45, archived)
# eh?
i don't know,
what did happen to paintmashing?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# shurely it would take longer,
as i would have to acquire flash and then learn flash before animating anything...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Heathen!
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# Dinosaur bones
were sent by god to test us.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Jesus cunting fuck.
That's not even a spoof site, is it?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# i like people like them
it makes me happy that they are allowed to think things like that.

[edit] www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/j-age1.html crasy kids
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# Doesn't explain why
dinosaurs aren't mentioned in the Bible though...

/hicks
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Apparently they are:
www.christiananswers.net/dinosaurs/j-where2.html

In 2000 BC surprisingly. I guess carbon-dating must have a margin of error around 100000% then.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Right...
Behemoth: A huge animal, possibly the hippopotamus, described in the Bible.
Tannin: stuff in tea
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# It's difficult to know where to start when ridiculing a site like this.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:57, archived)
# nope
and they've got answers for everything, brother:
www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/sexaddictiontips.html

Stephen Arterburn in his book Every Man's Battle talks about retraining the eyes to "bounce away" from visual things that stimulate lust in you. For men, this might mean you need to look away as soon as you see a scantily dressed female jogger. Don't fuel your lust. Avert your eyes from temptations, and don't look back.

The same applies to visual temptations on magazines at the grocery store checkout line, or billboards, television programming and commercials. A good habit can be formed in around two weeks. Keep bouncing your gaze away, and remarkable improvement can be noticed rather quickly.

Destroy all pornographic materials in your possession -- magazines, books, videos, and computer files. Make no provision for your flesh (Romans 13:14). If you can't control yourself, then you must then get rid of every possible access to pornographic material in your life (Internet, cable TV, etc.). Stop feeding the fire.

If some friendships cause too much temptation, severe those relationships.


(looks at board)
(bounces eyes)
(looks at board)
(bounces eyes)
(looks at board)
(bounces eyes)
(looks at board)
(bounces eyes)
(looks at board)
(bounces eyes)

See ya guys!

edit - am I the only one who gets excited just seeing the *words*: 'scantily dressed female jogger'?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:47, archived)
# it'd keep baz away from here, he'd be rather preoccupied most of the day
"Here's how to pray, each and every day...
...Confess all known sin"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:49, archived)
# This is quite odd
www.lasermonks.com but not surprising, I suppose
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Bah.
I was expecting something much more exciting.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:51, archived)
# i know
I'm bitterly disappointed
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha
same here.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:56, archived)
# and here
But I love what it is. I wonder if they actually bless the toner?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Lasermonks
Not odd at all. Historically, monks have baked and sold bread, relied on agricultural pursuits, baked and sold fruitcake, produced wine, and of course copied manuscripts to cover their minimal living expenses and help support charitable works.

These are monks of the 21st century and are using the technology we all use and love and profit from as their business endeavor.

I applaud their creativity and entrepreneurial spirit as well as their prices!! (they have excellent prices on ink and computer accessories)

As far as the site being boring, well....as an avid internet consumer I care more about the product, price and customer service than the bells and whistles)...but then again, I am a grownup. :-)

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# Little Eddie always found the upsides to his disability
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Brilliant
Woo, yay and king sized houpla!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:38, archived)
# that is the most magical thing i have seen all day.
good day to you fine person.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# no it isn't
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# WHO said that?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# no it really is!
:(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Why thankyou kind sir
and good day in return
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:40, archived)
# woo yay!
sehr gut!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Go go go
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# i'll bet he's shite
at the egg and spoon
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# That's not a child's parent
that's a ringer.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Lowriderz choice


...the fully juiced IMPALA

/edit fp.you love me, you really love me...sniffle blart!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yay!
rocking!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Web Cams a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.........
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
sciffy porn!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
Princess porkage works for me
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:32, archived)
# It looks like
Lukes arm is attached to the Stormtroopers arse.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:32, archived)
# i had to reread that
it said supermoore first time round
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# there's a little string, attached to a flange
he picked up at Toshi Station (along with some power converters)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I'm just not patient enough
to have the light saber turn on as he's wanking right now
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha.
WANK THE FORCE LUKE!
WANK THE FORCE HARD!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:33, archived)
# lol
dirty.
hehehe
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# erm
eeeeeew!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Oh yess
Houpla! and i mean that quite strongly
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)
# CLARSE
that is Woo-tiful!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 15:41, archived)

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