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going to hit the hay!

night night all :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

nnnnnnnngggggnngggnnnggnnnnggggggg

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

strong

in the force is he...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

teach you..

I will

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

u mean hummus

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)

snorting pure

100% uncut hummus

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)

nice!

like that i do!

(yakmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

must

obey..

must

obey..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)

uuummm.....

thats just scary

(its me, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 4:02, archived)

Okay

so who`s for some marshmellows then...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

hehe

Nice one :)

who's ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

your

still awake !!!..though i will admit to having a sleep this afternoon....you can only sleep on the floor after failing to blow up a mattress for so long without the need for a normal bed :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

This is true.

I was unconcious all the way back to Manchester though, which helped.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

sleep

is good...booze and sleep is even better.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

dutch girls

are great

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

that

they are..

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

crikey

lot of life in this bandwagon.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2138208

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)

stop it!

i've got hangovers!
:|

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

Multiple hangover !!!! ???

... Then I apologise.... Let me lay a small penguin on your brow......

EDIT : Some may argue that penguins are warm-blooded... but this one has been dead for some time.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

mmmmm...

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

STOP IT......

... there will be no post-mortem penguin coitus.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

If ducks can do it

why can't we?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

Oh......

... go on then.... Enjoy.......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

oh man!

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Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

i read that as 'post-modern'

oh dear

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

There is......

... a Photoshop in there..... Make it so....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

i'm wasted

can't be bothered

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)

meow

hello thar :)

(greenzowie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

Good evening/morning....

... Zowie... Howdy doody....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

doody goody

still enjoying the bliss that ain't work :) I see you've suffered a recent injury - was it serious?

(greenzowie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

I was.......

... clearing up recent 'Potatoland' debris.
Sporked..... I can feel the Tuna bacteria coursing through my veins......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

..ahhh...

...you may have contracted fishitis... any gills yet?

(greenzowie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)

I once had.......

... sex with a girl called Gill.... I am smelling her again.... although she has been dead for several months.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)

....something

...fishy going on there then...

(greenzowie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)

i could live forever

walking on the moon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

good at holding your breath

then.

or maybe not holding your breath/ i can't remember.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

Taking

Giant steps?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

vorking

on the moon?

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

Best so far

wooooo.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

Too subtle?

Bigger

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

not subtle enough

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)

i blame the parents.

and immigrants.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

and blacks

with cancer.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

I blame

the shitty shopping and the late hour.

:D

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

i blame

unsociable working hours and inadequate parking

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

i blame old people

who don't understand mini-roundabouts. i really fucking hate those bastards.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)

Did you ever see

the only roundabout in the USA? There was an aerial photo of it, which showed the clutch of British tourists who'd assemble there every day to watch the 20 or so accidents the clueless fucks got into. :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

Is that real?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)

snigger!

www.roundaboutsusa.com/intro.html

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

"enhancing intersection beauty"

cunts.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

i love

"roundabouts."

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

no fucking way

oh dear god...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)

here's a guide for those who didn't get it.

www.ci.clive.ia.us/popup_window.html

from a site called "what's new in clive"?

www.ci.clive.ia.us/events.htm

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

actually

playing this i can see why they get scared.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

eek!

i ignore mini roundabouts. but i understand them totally. does that count?

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

i speed up towards the cunts

that get in my way. does that make me a bad person?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

I love.....

... how you've made it look like they were never standing there originally...!!!!

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

i like it

because my mind's trying to work out the perspective and making me feel sick

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)

i like

how they're on the moon

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)

i like

how i feel like i've spent all night staring at them

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

I love to say I've put them in a different field

but I'd be lying.

Have this instead..

/pearoast

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)

This is......

... truly a thing of beauty.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

I had a dream last night with this cartoon character

from my childhood. I'm sure it was a real cartoon as I can even remember the theme tune. The cartoon was The Little Green Man and Zoo-Zoom.

Here is my version of what he looked like:

It did really exist didn't it?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)

a mixture of teletubby

and poddington pea.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:48, archived)

you're confusing

a poddington pea, batman's utility belt and one of the telly tubbies

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:48, archived)

The above items were all

genetically engineered from this cartoon alien 100% man fat

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)

yes dear...

of course it did

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:48, archived)

you cunt

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

Happy birthday

thanks you are now number two wooooooooo.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

i agree

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

number three

and this is

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

cnut

stick that in yer profile and suck on it

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)

so have you agreed to call me a cunt above

and your (spelt wrong) the first to call me a cnut.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)

fcukwit

!!!!!

har har

luv ya really

goodnight, got work in a few hours

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

Sleep well

night night

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

Damn fucking right it did

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:48, archived)

freespace.virgin.net/greg.taylor1/watched_it/lgm.htm

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

i have never seen quite so many poncey names in one lineup before now

Animation MARTIN CHATFIELD ANDY WAGNER
Backgrounds MARTIN HAZELGRAVE
Title Music MATT FLOWERS-SMITH
Arranged by RAY CHESTER HUGH FINNIGAN
Title Music Sung By CHILDREN OF TRINITY COMPREHENSIVE SCHOOL, NOTTINGHAM
Played by PAUL JOYCE
Rostrum Camera ARTHUR S. JOHNS JEREMY MOORSHEAD
Edited by DAVID HAMILTON JONES
Sound PETER WALTERS
Produced by MATTHEW SMITH
Pentagon Motion Pictures / Central

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)

says Parker-Posh Cunt.

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

oi!

i went to a state school. northern scum.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

Comprehensive school r0xx0r my s0xx0rs

or something.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)

be quiet pleb

or something.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)

i'm hoping that

the title music was arranged by one person

and that's his name

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

go to bed

you cunt

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

i've no work in the morning

and i'm quite comfortable here

but, when the time comes, i'll be making a silent farewell

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

fuck

is it monday already?

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)

wow

i do indeed remember that

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

Thanks for the

linky.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)

The little green man is his name!

"The little green man from space has come to to meet us..."

Can't remember the rest.

(watersedge, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)

You know what annoys me?

People who bang on about how good kids TV was in the 80's. Bollocks, it was low-rent shite. Kids TV today is infinitely better produced, and far less patronising.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

yoko jakamoto toto

and the boo bahs being the best.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

yeah

too many fucking nostalgia shows with kate fucking thornton.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

Nostalgia

ain't what it used to be.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)

they've been making nostalgia shows for years

that include things i remember clearly.
i'm only young.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

i resisted that joke

hard.

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

freespace.virgin.net/greg.taylor1/watched_it/lgm.htm

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)

URL-piss...

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)

On a similar theme

i was this atrocious animated film on channel 5 in the middle of the night a couple years ago.

It had some bastard little kid who was exploring some aztec cave things with these little space egg things.
they sang "we are six magic pearls and we're carried in a case, and we're lined up power over therjoeaojra-space" ahem.

well? there was a buad guy with a tasche and large gun, unsurprisingly.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)

you were an atrocious animated film?

bad luck old fellah....

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)

yeah it was terrible.

i'm over the worst of it now though.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

Thanks for the linky

It goes to show that my mind wasn't too far off the original.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

*unlurk*

I have ZoomZoom tatooed on my shoulder
*re-lurk*

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ZoomZoom, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 13:07, archived)

i did this as a cover for a comic i'm working on...

thought ya'all would appreciate it

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)

Tis nice.

What sort of comic is it?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

its inspired by a crazy girl i work with

its called "Psycho Chick" she uses tongs as a weapon...they talk...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

are you making fun of poor mental health?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)

if so,

woo!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)

no. i called her Psycho Chick the other day

and we decided it would be a good super hero name...

she really likes tongs...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)

though

it is a humorous subject!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)

all those spaces in your name anger me

the third world are short of spaces you know, yet you're contributing to the western world's space mountain...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)

i've been on space mountain

in disney world

it's shit

fuck off vork!

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)

vork off.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)

i was clearly

too subtle/unfunny that time

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)

i'm just confused now

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)

that's brilliwoo!

and then some....
muchos goodnight to all

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

nighty

night mr popt_art

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

fuck off cunt

nice tits!

xx

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

i've said goodnight to everyone

twice tonight and i still haven't fucked off

g'night

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

fuck off!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)

well

that's done it

*fucks right off*

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)

goodnight

fucker

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)

Goodnight.

I'm right behind you.

yes, really

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)

oh jesus

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

please say it's a comic about

escapologist porn

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

please

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)

please

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

please

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

no?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)

look ma

i'm famous !

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 15:11, archived)

we do!

is the rest of it in the same style?

looks good so far.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

i think so...

i can't decide if i'm to lazy though...only time will tell.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

well it looks good so far

are you using a tablet?

is it scanned in first?

(i'm thinking of doing one meself at some point you see)

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)

a well...

when i do it like this i rotoscope pictures i find with my tablet...so a combination of both! ^_^ go for it!

its rewarding!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)

what does

rotoscope mean? ;)

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)

good question

at the moment i reckon it's a poncey word for drawing

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:50, archived)

it's posh for

tracing

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)

fuck

how do the words "roto" and "scope" relate to tracing then?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

or even

"rotos" and "cope"

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

ask the french

it's their fault

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)

www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/9199/Animation/Fleischer_Rotoscope.html

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)

aaaah

right.

i can do tracing i can.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)

turning a photo into a cartoon

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)

Wow very nice

but you weren't suppossed to paint mash that image of me from last year.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

HA!

woosome!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)

Tis very good

how far along with it are you?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

heh

you're looking at it

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)

you stinking piece of shit,

go back to the shit filled hole you came out of before i tear off your limbs and replace them with dead people's genitalia.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

...

*sob*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)

who

reads your comic?

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)

comic sans

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

titter!

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

comic sans am the l33terest.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)

I generally.....

... translate that as 'without enjoyment'.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)

lord floaty latino

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

hats for wogs.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)

the mentally unstable.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

noone yet...

its not finished.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)

stunning!

*sleeps the sleep of the stunned*

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)

"walks the walk of the bummed"

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)

eeerm....

(Scary, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

you're supposed

to remove their fucking legs.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

tried,

but failed.... too dark, not enough grass :(

(Scary, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

well turn the light on

and give your dealer a ring

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

here you go

started it off for you...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)

that's the way.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)

complete with blood!

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SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)

it's giving me the horn.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)

the blood was a poorly-executed afterthought

and considering how long the whole thing took that's saying something...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

the legs remind me of

The Predator

:)

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)

legs can fuck?

why was I not informed?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

you know what's sad?

some dude with a weird acronymic name like VJD or something complimented the poems bit of my site just after i said i was going home. rather than go home, i read the whole thing, every single poem that I'd posted, and found myself far too often thinking things like "I'm really clever".

now, i'm going home. night dudes.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

that's beyond sad.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)

yes.

that is quite sad.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

SO am I sad for saying you had good skills

or are you sad for staying and re-reading your stuff. Instead of going home.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)

hell?

i think ill leave him alone now, the evil is making me feel dirty

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)

hell is...

a red ex

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SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

until it gets fixed

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SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

oh dear

forgot to upload it... *ahem*

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

well yes

it does help a bit!

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SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

that's quite good

i don't like your profile though

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

fixed

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

what was wrong with it?

it just says sorry now

can't be worse than mine, shurley

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SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

*shrugs*

summit apparently :P

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)

You must have thought

it might have been a sexy lady.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

harumph

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)

Hell Borders....

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

did you make

them all look like spackers..?

haven't seen it myself, even though I'm about the right age.. Disney = arse!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

just exchanged one special person for another

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)

First Post

GDay all!

First post after receiving the newsletter for two years now. Thought i would make it impressive.

Oooh Ah. mwah.

that is all. :P

(Jorn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

A star is born.

Star cunt.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

That was so nasty.

Sorry, welcome :)

We're nice really.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

no you aren't

kunto

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

Ooh......

... be nice.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

Do you like

French cinema?

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

worst first post ever

and i've only got one arm...

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

not for much longer...

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

have you got a spare arm?

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

i have two

but I can fuck off and die before you get them...

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

I can tell.....

... that you have lurked for a long time and crafted the ultimate first post.
/respect

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

ooooooooooh the sarcasm!

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

No.... really......

.... I am Soooooooo sincere....

EDIT : Which means (best as I can recall) 'without wax' in Latin.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)

you're going to have to be

some kind of genius photoshopper to recover from this.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

I feel the need......

... to say 'Narf' in response to this post.
I have no idea why.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:36, archived)

narf?

just narf?

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)

Yes.

... This and no more.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

nyer!

What was wrong with my first post? all just jealous coz it was snazzy nyar. yup.

(I dont mind a bit of French cinema. Spanish soft porn is more my forte though. hehehe)

(Jorn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 5:56, archived)

i think

we were all secretly wondering where the photoshop was, i still havnt found it

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 8:50, archived)

bed time..

night all.
Tomorrow is a new day, and shit, its today.

So here's something to be getting on with.

Fishcakes or fishfingers? The world needs to know.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

threadwasting fucktard!

COCK OFF! A LOT!

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

get an ID below a thousand and then talk to me.

Fucking newbie.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

black bastard.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

wop wanker

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

fucking cripple

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

stinking kyke.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

Lesbian

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

German Bumgay.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

unemployed

lesbian
dwarf

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:24, archived)

black disabled

unemployed lesbian touretted parkinsons suffering dwarf with the clap.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

oooh

imagine...

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:27, archived)

Probably a single mother too.

Should be shot on sight.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)

i said enough

shite there goes my spleen as well - i didn't need it, much.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

HAHHAHA

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)

with a prosphetic

superfluous ear

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

and a dictionary

prosthetic

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)

tonight matthew

i am 90nZ0

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)

hahahahaha!

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:34, archived)

dunno what's up with me tonight,

mind seems to be on strike

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

but taking the piss out of

90ns0 is always funny

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)

hahahahaha

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)

Next time I'm at the school

I'm GOING TO HAVE TO call the headmistress this.

I think she'll apprieciate it.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:30, archived)

enough!

I already laughed up my colon.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)

helllo

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

hello.

Remember when all this was fields?

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

sorry

i only talk to people wih id's less than 600

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:28, archived)

respect

can i lick your feet?

(edit) no front pages though - LOSER. ;)

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:29, archived)

this is true

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)

sorry,

I only talk to people with IQ's less than 25.

Hello.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:31, archived)

"ID : In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs."

Yay, we've got low ID's! YAY!

Excuse me, I need to go and shag a lamppost.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:32, archived)

are you havin' a go at me?!

aren't you the one who only talks to people with id's lower than a thousand?

fuckin' hypocrite ; )

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:37, archived)

Fingers every time.

Better in sandwiches.

I'm off to bed too, you gang of cunts.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

d'you wanna be in my gang my gang my gang

oh dear - it's glitter.

(edit) though i agree fishfinger sarnies with tartare sauce 'n stuff kick arse.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

Pervert

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

excellent

a perfect thread for me to reply with a 'goodnight'

goodnight my pretties

fishfingers

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

fishfingers

fried in butter. yum.

night!

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

goodnight...

i'm off too... i shall leave you all with a snoozy pic from the zoo trip...
sweet dreams all...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

even his closest friend deserted him

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

he was quite handsome

without the moustache

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

That site

where the guy put Hitler on hotornot, is piss-funny.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

what site?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

Newsletter

a fortnight ago I think.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:23, archived)

yea

when I removed it..I thought sheez he looks like a good bloke..lol :/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

im off to bed

But i thoguht I'd leave you with this

(Angus Prune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

there is no

prune.

I too am off to bed.

(

zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

nightie!

;)

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

night

zog dude

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)

how

old are you being at the moment?

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)

ummm....

would you believe 19?

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

Groomer.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

you big baby!

you don't look it.. you look much older - i hope you don't mind me saying.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

that would be

because i'm *cough*twenty five*cough*

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

i was trying to compliment you

or something.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)

bollocks

i'll never understand women

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:22, archived)

i could give you lessons!

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:25, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:35, archived)

i'm the youngest here.

ish.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

blue peter badger is in the post.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:26, archived)

kinell..

I'd put you at 25.

*mentally rewinds rev dan*

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

spot on

you absolute cunt

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:19, archived)

i don't.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)

GUNS?

MORE LIKE BLOODY SHOOTING MACHINES!

oh, wait...

(

verbal, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

Gnus.

Lots of gnus.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

Buns.

Lo... etc.

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

phones

lots of pho...

..wait that's not left

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)

Sometimes......

... I break into the zoo and touch the monkeys.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

sexually?

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

what other way is

there to touch monkeys?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

emotionally

after the 3rd date

so i'm led to believe

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)

that made me laugh

far too much

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

i got kicked out of the monkey house

because I was apeing the gibbons

har har!

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:20, archived)

Naturally.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

oh that was you was it?

i wondered who was touching me in the middle of the night

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

You are a fish........

.... don't be ridiculous......

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

And why not?

Incidentally, Flash Gordon is on Film Four on Friday.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

why couldn't they have had it

during the free weekend? bastards

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

how utterly unexpected

in a thoroughly pleasant way

he needs to be SHOUTING though

repost...

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

zog?

brian blessed?
eh?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

I'm working on it.

he is my beard hero.
give me 10 years.
and lots of screaming for the right face musculature.
now bed.

(

zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

GOODNIGHT.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

heh heh

very nice

and GOODNIGHT

see yous the morra

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

I'm eating hummus.

prepare for amazing things when it kicks in.
edit: obviously not enough..

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

gotta love brian blessed

repost

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:21, archived)

An old bandwagon meets a new one

I blame a lack of imagination and pictures handy to me

(Scary, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

is that the CN tower, canada?

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

It's somewhere near Mushroom's house

in the UK. Not sure exactly where.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

more glamorous, it's near huddersfield

(Scary, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

I blame

the modern transport industry.

Well done.

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

take their legs away.

DO IT.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

or put

them in a pond

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

and add more gourds

(

sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

the mast...

where is that again?

edit: that was an odd bandwagon, yet fun

(

sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

oh my god

he's used his stick to puncture a hole in the very fabric of space and time!

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:18, archived)

what are peas all about? why are they here?

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

that's a nice

picture

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

is it your birthday

today? if so, then happy birthday

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

yes it is

therefore, thank you

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

indeedy-doo-dee

these thanks will be added to my list:

1. thanks
2.
3.
4.

(there's not much on it yet, but i'm working on it)

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

keep going

it's a good list

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

peas on earth

and goodwill to manky minds.

(

zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

no peas

for the wicked

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

Blessed are the peas makers

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

pod almighty

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

to be roasted

cue pearoasts

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

goood question.

well, I'm off to bedfordshire.

Night all ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

night...

(

spassmonkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

i wish it was time for bed for me

hmm... perhaps i should make time for some lovely sleep

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

nice

daubings indood

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

ooh!

nice pea!

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

and what's the difference between a pea and a bean?

cf. garbanzo beans

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

dunno,

but i'm sure thats something to do with jamaica

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

ello you...

i put pants on the penguin we were watching yesterday :)
it's down the page...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

that was one big penguin!

big enough for pants, even :)

(

spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

big enough

for big pants :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

i have no idea...

but i do like that pic...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

U S A! U S A! U S A!

You should Not Drink and Bake.

(grantn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

Sorry,

I was asleep when all this happened.

What?

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

i've never seen arnie

wearing a kravat before

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

That's when he played Mr Freeze (i think his name was)

in one of the Batman sequels.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

You Wont Take Me to Da Cooler!

Nearly as good as Kindergarden Cop! 'Im detective John Kimble, Whois your Daddy and What does he do?'

(grantn, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

goodbye everyone.

iu'm gonna go home now, via a fried chicken shop.

visit the diary section of www.stupidbathroom.co.uk - it helps you grow both physically and in the head.

bye everyone.

(

mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

night!

nice entry.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

Mike your poems section

rules, when did you last add to it?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

only last week

if i remember rightly

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

pffft

eek

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

ooooops.......

(

Lord_Munkee, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

haha

:)

*thumbs up*

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

they

keep spelling Crag David wrong too.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

Happy Flower.

/medication

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

yay for waiting for things to happen

if you wait long enough, the fear explodes

/repost

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

argh

the bush the bush thg asdg fhjk afdh fhj shf

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

Aaaargh!

The fuckwit! The fuckwit! The fuckwit!

(Cheril, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

good holy fuck

he really is the fear

a rapturist with their finger on the button

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

www.argh-thefear.co.uk

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

that's

a big load of fear

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

The Motherload.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

The only fear you'll ever need

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

uber-faq?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:09, archived)

motive:

www.b3ta.com/board/2136673

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:15, archived)

Here have mine

It's 250mg of valproate semisodium three times a day and 15mg of Olanzapine nightly.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

me! me! i want it!

what? no?
you cunt, grr

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

woo my first cunt calling

adds to list. Thanks.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

But be warned the side effects of the

Orlanzapine can be and I quote from the pamphlet "prolonged and painful erections".

If this occurs you all know what to do.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

whore yourself out?

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

I live in 'ull

would you?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

mine has a possible side effect of

"abnormal sexual functioning"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

that sounds

like a polite way of saying 'might make you gay'

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

your all

abnormally functioning.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

my brain

doesn't fuction right

I sometimes feel I'm not right for the world, like I'm not meant to be here

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

my brain doesn't function right,

not even on the medication.
it's just more bearable with than without.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:17, archived)

SO check out the

Penis puppets on 4
WTFYBOA and all that.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

let's all compare medication!

i'm on 300mg of venlafaxine every day.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:00, archived)

10mg Tar

0.9mg Nicotine
10mg Carbon Monoxide

per dose

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

hehehe

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:05, archived)

mine:

aqua
calcium
glucose
caffiene
...whatever else comes in your average coffee

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

Good job you didn't say

Whoever....

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:14, archived)

On a kind related topic

Has anyone noticed that on the sides of pouches of baccy they include the amount of tar and nicotine dependand on type of paper and thickness, so why does a roll oth the same thickness contain more tar and nicotine?

Do cig papers have nicotine in them?

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

jeeebus!

it's goming right for me!

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

woo

goming is my new word of the week.

(replacing "willn't")

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

hahaha

unexpected, very nice

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

woo

happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

blimey.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:02, archived)

and another thing

go to sweavo's profile

see the dalek, in the background - what's that?

domo for sure!

tell me it's true, tell me!

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

what are you banging on about?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:04, archived)

sweavos profile

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

yaaaaaay!

that's quite splendid... :)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

Sexy.............

....everything about you's so sexy........

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

keep yer grubby paws off!

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

Form an orderly line please

(Cheril, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

his hands off

zog?

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

i didnt

think it was too bad considering I made it with one hand over an eye so I could see the fucking monitor!

mmm wine is good.

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

i'm starting to quite fancy zog.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

my, he's sexy

are you getting married to popt_art

is it true

is it?

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

that's a rumour and a half.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

NO!

I AM!

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

they're both marrying

me.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

This evening just gets better and better!

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

aye.

If I was her I wouldn't..

I'm a cunt.

Why you ask?

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

erm

hmmmm, well yes indeed

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

hey I just now listened to that warbly metal track you posted.

hoo ha ha haa....
very enjoyable in some strange way...

edit: "no wargrlarglarglargrlarglarglargrlarglarglrrrr! no wargrlarglarglargrlarglarglargrlarglarglrrrr!"
hoo hoo ha haa!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

yes.

rather good aint it? :)

(

Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:10, archived)

my chopping skills weren't quite up to the concept

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

is he fisting scooby's eye?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)

man,

what a headfuck.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

why does your name

remind me of something? a comedy sketch? or am I going mad?

(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

if your name's jeff [although actually it should be geoff..],

and your planning to open a shop specialising solely in the sale of capes, be sure not to make the mistake of calling it "Jeff's [geoff's..] cape shop" as your customers will get confused, and assume you are selling weight lifting equipment. [or possibly budgies..]

-harry hill [not a direct quote i can't remember goddamnit..]

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

I knew it was in my brain somewhere

thanks, I thought I was imagining it ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

There's a Jeff's Capes advert in our local chippy

he seems to now sponser chipshops as being Jeff Capes approved. LOL

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

wow!

you have to steal it.

if it's stuck on the window break it.

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dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:56, archived)

aaaaaaaaah.

that's what it is!
gah, i always thought it was from something i knew, but never asked because i thought i was just imagining it.
gah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

not just me then?

phew!

(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

surely it's a picture of jeff capes hopping

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

Arf!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

ha ha

eeeuuurrrggghhh

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

yes,

he scoops at the spicy brains

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

Wow what a package

skull fisting and beastiality.

W/Y/H.

(Visually Distorted Journeys Out My Brain, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

the glasses

are making me convulse in a horrible laughter kind of way

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)

good enough

nice pic

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)

That's wunnerful!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

that is woosome

and you would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling b3tans

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

i like it, makes me think happy go nicey bo!

(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

hehehe

and on that i depart, goodnight

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

fair night

to thee

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

#5: bite

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

Gayers.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

#4: my

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

#3: shiny

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

#2: daffodil

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

*BOOM*

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

#1:quimm

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

where's my hash???

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

i guess

coating his lungs in carcinogens.

(

dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

and i'll be doing the same

due to tiredness and all night party last night

and being up all night having sex*
*32% truth
Night all

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

you had a meaningless wank?

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

i found it quite meaningful,

i had it Nohands-style

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

a yugoslavian wank eh?

very nice

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

except she was scottish

(

SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

i wish i was having 32% sex

that is all

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

goddamn

I wish you could have percent signs in domain names. I'd buy that like a shot

(

Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

g'night

you spineless piece of piss

(sorry, I've caught tourettes from the telly)

(

caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

night

loon

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

nightie!

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:48, archived)

Still a pretty good image regardless

and you'd have done better if it weren't for those meddling kids.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

Just for fun

testing out Photoshop trickery

Thought I'd share

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)

hurrah

your photoshop works

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

woo!

I love that kitten!

but I don't want to marry it

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Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)

yeh,

the cape filter is great

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:43, archived)

i don't have that one on my version?

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

it's under the

furtivator

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

oh shit i see now

right beside the spongulator!

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

and above the

'insert random animal in an unlikely mode of transport against a moving background' filter

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

hmmmm

i've not used that one, yet.
i really must try herder.

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

If only

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)

Yes it comes with the new Photoshop CS

package. :o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

you must be rich

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

with a username like 'maiden'

i doubt their called Rich

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

they're

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)

a very fair point,

my powers are weak

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

haha

pedancy beats shitty pun hands-down!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

shitty?

i nearly burst a blood vessel thinking that one up

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)

was

the blood vessel in you're arse

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

gnggggngnnngggggggggggg

goodnight everyone

(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

haha!

nice!

btw, have you ever watched Countdown with subtitles? they highlight the puns in green to make sure the deaf understand the joke...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

never done that

though deaf people are stupid when coloured text isn't applied

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

well it was

a vein attempt...

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

I refuse, I clicked my ignore button

I can't see such terrible punnage

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:53, archived)

Nope still only have version 7

I'm waiting to see what the new one does.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

*rubs trousers*

correction :)

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)

Surely "they're" is plural

and as there is only one of me that can't be right.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)

ooh, best point of all

(Cheril, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:52, archived)

i really can't be arsed arguing with you.

it was a gag, for comic value only.

the abbreviated version of:
"i don't think they are called rich" is they're... not their as their is the possesive form of they.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:54, archived)

just don't call her a cunt... you know what happens...

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

Good gag nonetheless

and it's always fun out pedanting a pedant

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)

yes it is

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

but you are wrong.

you are a very sad person.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

You don't have to keep dragging thing down to this level

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:07, archived)

you've got a point

stop being rude popt_art!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

cockbadgers!

arsewombat...
i blame the telly, personally.

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:12, archived)

yeah

bunch of cunts

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Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:13, archived)

but 'they'

can be singular, when gender is unspecified.

(

verbal, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

too true

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:55, archived)

But surely gender is implied

with my username.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:58, archived)

like

dr phil?

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

mystery bob for that matter. she's a scary scary lady...

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

Mystery Bob is a female

Woo, I've always like her work.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:01, archived)

jesus

that pep is quite a talented bloke as well. his pixel art is incredible.

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

hahaha

fucking with heads again

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

he steals it all from crab bloke

the name is misleading - she is a gorgeous woman.

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:06, archived)

and that jiva guy

munkt0n is a lucky girl...

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:08, archived)

she's a slut

(

popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

yeah

i still would though

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:11, archived)

me too

both of them :)

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:16, archived)

it's nothing to do with gender

their is implying ownership or possession.

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popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:59, archived)

Oh yes I know their is wrong

Ah well "they're" seems to be the right referrence afterall.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 1:03, archived)

hoooooray!

it speaks the truth!

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stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

Hehe!

Most woo!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)

ho yuss

they certainly are.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:46, archived)

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