
spicy brains...
[edit]you should have made the straw spell out 'COOL', that would have been class.
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[edit]you should have made the straw spell out 'COOL', that would have been class.

"We come to drink your Brains"
Or was it just a Welsh thing?
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Or was it just a Welsh thing?

i remember. it was for one of those "fruit" drinks. Five alive, or so.
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maybe i'm confusing it with another advert with aliens. Actually, now you mention it, I think they just came to drink our fruit drinks.
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is a bit too much for me before breakfast...
;)
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;)

Deleted my last message, as the peeps got mad. And now they'll be even madder, as they replied with messages that were indeed reposts in themselves, as I can't have been the first person to repost my own pictures....ha ha ha winner's dinners!
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to realize that'll probably be your life's greatest triumph?
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goes on as if a completely different group of people are going to look at it.
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made any nice, new, fresh spammy type stuff?
I still love Super Neville Brothers!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:56,
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I still love Super Neville Brothers!

And then I tore myself away from the eyes for long enough, to catch your profile. The pics there made me laugh like a loon.
Woo!
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Woo!
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He had a song called We Are All Made Of Stars.
better out than in

people they come together
people they fall apart
people they fall apart
no-one can stop us now
no-one can stop us now
unless they have got the sars
unless they have got the sars
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people they fall apart
people they fall apart
no-one can stop us now
no-one can stop us now
unless they have got the sars
unless they have got the sars

I - Insolent
S - Shameless
C - Crass
She's Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Edit: Not referring to the Virgin Mary of course, that would be wrong and would get me a ticket to hell, wouldn't it?
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S - Shameless
C - Crass
She's Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Edit: Not referring to the Virgin Mary of course, that would be wrong and would get me a ticket to hell, wouldn't it?

She was a slapper who got up the duff, and then lied about it. Son of god. Christ. Try that these days and they'll just laugh in your face.
All it proves that people around 2000 years ago were retards.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42,
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All it proves that people around 2000 years ago were retards.

I am the operator of the diving emancipator
D'oh! that should have read DIVINE
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D'oh! that should have read DIVINE

there`s a shop in Reading sells exactly that kind of stuff!
I was gonna get a Disco Mary for Xmas :-)
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I was gonna get a Disco Mary for Xmas :-)

users.tinyonline.co.uk/markcooper/index.htm
Absolutely bewildering.
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Absolutely bewildering.

by people who think that someone might care about their cats/dogs/soft-toys etc...
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#rave on Zanet...
best desicion I ever made... *FACT*
www.packetslut.co.uk/galleries/greece_2003/Image_74.jpg
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best desicion I ever made... *FACT*
www.packetslut.co.uk/galleries/greece_2003/Image_74.jpg

"Why are you on this chatroom and not at home COOKING MY DINNER!"
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all the women I've talked like their men to be bigger than them...
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i'm offically 1 inch shorter then my other half who stands at a delightful 6 foot.
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she's 6'1 and *all* legs :)
I actually kinda like it...
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:58,
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I actually kinda like it...

I suppose, just as long as she doesn't walk around the place patting you on the top o the head.
:D
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:D

TJ - This is a bit amusing/odd...
www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1076390,00.html
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www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1076390,00.html

www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
dmiller.shackspace.com/GIJOE/
by the way, have all of you seen these gems made from the PSAs that used to play at the end of episodes of GI-JOE?
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dmiller.shackspace.com/GIJOE/
by the way, have all of you seen these gems made from the PSAs that used to play at the end of episodes of GI-JOE?

I spent a weekend in Leicester showing these to anyone who would watch. Pork Chop Sandwiches!
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has been around for quite a while (apparently) and has definitely been posted here before.
You're new though, so you can get away with it this time.
Basically with funny stuff like that it's a good idea to search the spazz to see if it's been posted before. Unfortunately you can't search it from b3ta at the minute and you have to go through google to do it.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:17,
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You're new though, so you can get away with it this time.
Basically with funny stuff like that it's a good idea to search the spazz to see if it's been posted before. Unfortunately you can't search it from b3ta at the minute and you have to go through google to do it.

it's rumoured that there are actually twice as many (or so) as the ones found there.
would any of you happen to know if they can be found?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:22,
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would any of you happen to know if they can be found?

so that's why they locked me in a secure hospital during my formative years.
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great book that 'Think of a Number' one. The newspaper that featured no numbers was brilliant.
'A woman has had some babies. Often a woman will have a baby and another baby. However, this particular woman has had a baby and another baby and another baby and another baby.'
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'A woman has had some babies. Often a woman will have a baby and another baby. However, this particular woman has had a baby and another baby and another baby and another baby.'

But, cos I'm in a pedantic mood right now, isn't the angle of the light wrong..?
:)
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:)

got a Dark Side Of The Moon prism inside his mouth... ha! bet you didn`t think of that

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A wise old sage indeed.
Morning folks! Are we all feeling good today?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58,
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Morning folks! Are we all feeling good today?

although i'm actually up late right now...
hey. do I talk to much for a new person? I feel like there is a pretty well established community here, and I'm sort of just crashing it.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04,
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hey. do I talk to much for a new person? I feel like there is a pretty well established community here, and I'm sort of just crashing it.

to crash my home forum anytime.
I fear it's gone too serious in there, and I think a b3tan flash-mob could remedy that.
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I fear it's gone too serious in there, and I think a b3tan flash-mob could remedy that.

you not said anything, anyway, there's always room you know, s'pecially for people named after foodstuffs.
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for me.
Mmmmm hot crumpleds covered in a thick layer of butter which is slowly soaking into its doughy centre....
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10,
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Mmmmm hot crumpleds covered in a thick layer of butter which is slowly soaking into its doughy centre....

were babes.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:28,
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in all the gastronomic fantasies featuring things that are spelled similarly (and renamed crumpled) as you want.
I like it.
I guess....
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:16,
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I like it.
I guess....

just so long as you don't waste threads, you can talk as much/little as you like.
We all had to start somewhere too.
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We all had to start somewhere too.

Slight hangover, but that should go after the first coffee, I think.
Edit: How rude of me. How are you?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01,
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Edit: How rude of me. How are you?

LOVED my first b3ta bash. So good to see a pub chock full of grinning loons. Top conversations, top music, great to meet people at last. Here's a picture of me and Pootle pretending to be sober... www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-3802.aspx
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that was you. I kept meaning to come up and say hello - if only to find out how you say your name...
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... just found out my training for my new job will be in exotic...
.... Bracknell
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02,
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.... Bracknell

but if you see Roddy in Bracknell, tell him I said hello.
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it`s only three days... and there was me hoping to get AWAY from Berkshire ("Birk - shyre") for a couple of days :-(
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I think he may be lost.

That's the only thing that kills off those pesky lemon eating cow children
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Morning all.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55,
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to end the tyranny of adults putting things on top of the fridge to keep them away from youngsters
bye all, the office beckons, and I have to pay for last friday somehow...
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:59,
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bye all, the office beckons, and I have to pay for last friday somehow...

Not in until Thursday, but it does mean 12 hour shifts right the way through next weekend.
Swing and roundabouts and all that.
Goodbye, you.
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Swing and roundabouts and all that.
Goodbye, you.

Shit Made Good...
how was that one ducky? no, maybe I could do it again - makeup!
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56,
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how was that one ducky? no, maybe I could do it again - makeup!

I find myself tortured every time they advertise toys for Chrimbo, at 26 I just can't get away with buying them anymore. Have you seen some of these things you can buy now?
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but in the shops... it amazes me how some of the stuff's allowed to get sold at all, and other stuff I wish like mad they'd had when I was little - and yet the kids nowadays, they just don't care!
it's still not enough to tempt me to have my own kids though, not even knowing I'd be able to get the toys for them and play with them myself
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it's still not enough to tempt me to have my own kids though, not even knowing I'd be able to get the toys for them and play with them myself

the rest of your family is for....
Still haven't forgiven my sister for having two girls instead of a boy and a girl so that I can buy them all the toys I want to play with.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03,
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Still haven't forgiven my sister for having two girls instead of a boy and a girl so that I can buy them all the toys I want to play with.

bought my nephew the most expensive Scalextrix stuff he could find. The kid never gets a chance to play with it.
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my eldest niece got a simple one from her dad for Christmas last year. She was allowed to watch.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:11,
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that you don't get caught
(ok, now I'm late - gone!)
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(ok, now I'm late - gone!)

is that you get to play with more expensive, and more dangerous toys.
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but I need something a tad more exciting. Something like a rally car, for example.
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Just change from buying "toys" to buying "Gadgets". Same thing really... ;)
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:38,
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uk.news.yahoo.com/031103/323/ecuip.html
Is this really oddly Photoshopperied?
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:37,
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Is this really oddly Photoshopperied?

16 yr old yts girl who wanted to prove herself in the office..
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:40,
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i like the pumpkin, don't get me wrong but i'd become strangely attached to my kitty icon..
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:41,
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it's what we in the trade call a "photograph" - it's when someone uses a "camera" to take a picture of something "actually happening"
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:47,
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I've heard of those. There's a legend that Getty employs loads of, er, photog-raffers(?) who use cameras to supply it with images.
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:50,
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well, I must trust to your journalistic integrity - it sounds very farfetched to me though
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Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:51,
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The postbox guard looks real enough, but the letter's definately added in, the light is all wrong.
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