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# she's evil.

but the little guy seems happy enough
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Mmm...
spicy brains...

[edit]you should have made the straw spell out 'COOL', that would have been class.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# mmmmmmm
spicy!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Anyone remember those adverts with the aliens?
"We come to drink your Brains"

Or was it just a Welsh thing?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I think
it`s just the Welsh!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# yeah
i remember. it was for one of those "fruit" drinks. Five alive, or so.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I could have sworn it was for
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Nah
Brains was a type of bitter (or other alcoholic beverage)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hmm
maybe i'm confusing it with another advert with aliens. Actually, now you mention it, I think they just came to drink our fruit drinks.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# mmmm
spicy brain milkshake
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# heh heh
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# that, although v woo
is a bit too much for me before breakfast...

;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# just wait till you see what else I've been up
to
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# panowie!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Kitten taste better though

Sorry I forgot to say woo
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# hahah
woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# I find that
scary. Yet very woo.

*stifles another giggle*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Hoo Hoo
Deleted my last message, as the peeps got mad. And now they'll be even madder, as they replied with messages that were indeed reposts in themselves, as I can't have been the first person to repost my own pictures....ha ha ha winner's dinners!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Doesn't it feel somewhat bittersweet
to realize that'll probably be your life's greatest triumph?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# i like how your spiel
goes on as if a completely different group of people are going to look at it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# hiya Pete
made any nice, new, fresh spammy type stuff?

I still love Super Neville Brothers!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Spammy?
Spammy?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# How do you know
the dog is female?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# morning
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# i will
write nice comments....i will write nice comments.....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Frink!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# hoi
glaven
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# WE OBEY
woo obyay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# That is strangely hypnotic...
And then I tore myself away from the eyes for long enough, to catch your profile. The pics there made me laugh like a loon.

Woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# willy
willy
willy
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# won't
go home

But you can't push Willy 'round, Willy won't go
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# what no
cock pushups?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# you can only do one of those
at a time.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# mushroom mushroom?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Woo Yay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] It's Moby.


He had a song called We Are All Made Of Stars.

better out than in
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# For some reason
he reminds me of Vyvyan from the Young Ones
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# He was so close,
but were actually all made of gay.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# people they come together
people they come together
people they fall apart
people they fall apart
no-one can stop us now
no-one can stop us now
unless they have got the sars
unless they have got the sars
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# pity da foo and all that
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# fantastic,
foo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Huzzah
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
and the orphans
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Disco!
Disco!
Disco!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# She's D - Disreputable
I - Insolent
S - Shameless
C - Crass
She's Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Edit: Not referring to the Virgin Mary of course, that would be wrong and would get me a ticket to hell, wouldn't it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# i'll refer to her, if you like.
She was a slapper who got up the duff, and then lied about it. Son of god. Christ. Try that these days and they'll just laugh in your face.

All it proves that people around 2000 years ago were retards.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# i'll save you a seat...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# thats alright
i reserved my space loooooooong ago.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# That pretty much sums it
up
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Ja, techno pardee.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Kum ba yah
In the style of Kraftwerk.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# There was this one time, in Munchen
I am the operator of the diving emancipator

D'oh! that should have read DIVINE
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# ok
exscellent
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# woo!
lovely effects!

morning all! How is everyone?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Ooooohhhh! That's luvverly!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# hahah
there`s a shop in Reading sells exactly that kind of stuff!

I was gonna get a Disco Mary for Xmas :-)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Probably corn
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# No, just one of a million crappy web pages
by people who think that someone might care about their cats/dogs/soft-toys etc...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# it's nice that he met his bride
in an internet chatroom.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# I met my wife in a chatroom...
#rave on Zanet...

best desicion I ever made... *FACT*
www.packetslut.co.uk/galleries/greece_2003/Image_74.jpg
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Did you say to her
"Why are you on this chatroom and not at home COOKING MY DINNER!"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Maybe
she wanted to ask what veg he wanted.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# a wise choice
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# isn't it strange having a woman that's taller than you?
all the women I've talked like their men to be bigger than them...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# it's not that weird.
i'm offically 1 inch shorter then my other half who stands at a delightful 6 foot.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# yeah, I'm about 2 shorter than mine...
she's 6'1 and *all* legs :)

I actually kinda like it...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Woo! for tall women.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I concur...
truley woosum...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# aye
I suppose, just as long as she doesn't walk around the place patting you on the top o the head.

:D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Jayzuz.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# how mad
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# TJ 2: Academia wasting time and money .....again!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# it was paid for by strongbow
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# exactly
as waste of money!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# not a sport for the faint of heart...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# nice
potato chopping!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# is that roy?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# that
made my brain hurt
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# knowing is half the battle
www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
dmiller.shackspace.com/GIJOE/

by the way, have all of you seen these gems made from the PSAs that used to play at the end of episodes of GI-JOE?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# they are ace
I spent a weekend in Leicester showing these to anyone who would watch. Pork Chop Sandwiches!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Body massage!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# The GI Joe stuff
has been around for quite a while (apparently) and has definitely been posted here before.

You're new though, so you can get away with it this time.

Basically with funny stuff like that it's a good idea to search the spazz to see if it's been posted before. Unfortunately you can't search it from b3ta at the minute and you have to go through google to do it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# well in that case...
it's rumoured that there are actually twice as many (or so) as the ones found there.

would any of you happen to know if they can be found?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# You might
like to ask misteralfie - I think he's found them.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# I think I will.
Thanks.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# johnny ball used to feed subliminal messages to the kids
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Ah
so that's why they locked me in a secure hospital during my formative years.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's fantastic!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# That was a
great book that 'Think of a Number' one. The newspaper that featured no numbers was brilliant.
'A woman has had some babies. Often a woman will have a baby and another baby. However, this particular woman has had a baby and another baby and another baby and another baby.'
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# so she
believed in free love then?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
#
Wasn't elaborated on. It was for kids ;-)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# pah
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# very nicely
done that man!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Woo to that!
But, cos I'm in a pedantic mood right now, isn't the angle of the light wrong..?
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# its been reflected off his
teeth
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# i read that as
tits
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# its been tits off his
teeth?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Good answer.
Right, next question!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Ah
hairy muff.

Hee hee
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# maybe he`s
got a Dark Side Of The Moon prism inside his mouth... ha! bet you didn`t think of that

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# It doesn't get much wiser.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Oooh!
A wise old sage indeed.

Morning folks! Are we all feeling good today?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# I feel wonderful thanks.
Woo to the pic too!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# pretty good.
although i'm actually up late right now...
hey. do I talk to much for a new person? I feel like there is a pretty well established community here, and I'm sort of just crashing it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Not really
We'll talk to anyone, really.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# you are all welcome.
to crash my home forum anytime.

I fear it's gone too serious in there, and I think a b3tan flash-mob could remedy that.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# I would never have known the difference had
you not said anything, anyway, there's always room you know, s'pecially for people named after foodstuffs.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# ...
is crumpled a foodstuff?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# I think
we had a minor crumpled/crumpet confusion moment there.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Close enough to crumpet
for me.
Mmmmm hot crumpleds covered in a thick layer of butter which is slowly soaking into its doughy centre....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# You're lovely.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# And quite tall in real life!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Yeah,
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I was very impressed at how many of the b3ta laydeeez
were babes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# All of them
in their own unique way, are babes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)
# As are the men...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Maybe
we should ask crumpled how he feels about this?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# indulge yourself
in all the gastronomic fantasies featuring things that are spelled similarly (and renamed crumpled) as you want.

I like it.

I guess....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# indeed,
as in the past tense of apple crumble
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Carry on mate
just so long as you don't waste threads, you can talk as much/little as you like.

We all had to start somewhere too.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# I'm feeling alright
Slight hangover, but that should go after the first coffee, I think.

Edit: How rude of me. How are you?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Tired but happy.
LOVED my first b3ta bash. So good to see a pub chock full of grinning loons. Top conversations, top music, great to meet people at last. Here's a picture of me and Pootle pretending to be sober... www.yougotspotted.com/-1-350-K-3802.aspx
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Pootle
is making a very poor job of it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I thought
that was you. I kept meaning to come up and say hello - if only to find out how you say your name...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Was that you with the shiny helmet?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Not only shiny
but hard.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# And
regularly polished.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# who's who?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Pootle
on the left.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# shite thanks
... just found out my training for my new job will be in exotic...



.... Bracknell
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# I know it's a long shot
but if you see Roddy in Bracknell, tell him I said hello.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# um
will do....


. o O ( RODDY???!! )
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I foresee you will either be
killed, or bored.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Or worse, both.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# thankfully
it`s only three days... and there was me hoping to get AWAY from Berkshire ("Birk - shyre") for a couple of days :-(
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# u dont work for a large
department store/supermarket do you?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# is he holding
a huge whisk?

woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# found this little fella wandering in my garden this morning


I think he may be lost.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# awwwwww
was he trying to eat your lemons?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Anthrax
That's the only thing that kills off those pesky lemon eating cow children
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# What about those pesky lemon eating giraffe children?
Morning all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You mean they've Cross bred???????
Jeeeeesus!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# it's a cunning plan by the children
to end the tyranny of adults putting things on top of the fridge to keep them away from youngsters

bye all, the office beckons, and I have to pay for last friday somehow...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Ooooh work. Nasty.
Not in until Thursday, but it does mean 12 hour shifts right the way through next weekend.

Swing and roundabouts and all that.

Goodbye, you.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Anthrax
it's what's for dinner!™
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# You really
should think about a career in advertising.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Advertising
Shit Made Good...

how was that one ducky? no, maybe I could do it again - makeup!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Particularly bad this time of year
I find myself tortured every time they advertise toys for Chrimbo, at 26 I just can't get away with buying them anymore. Have you seen some of these things you can buy now?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# not on tv
but in the shops... it amazes me how some of the stuff's allowed to get sold at all, and other stuff I wish like mad they'd had when I was little - and yet the kids nowadays, they just don't care!

it's still not enough to tempt me to have my own kids though, not even knowing I'd be able to get the toys for them and play with them myself
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# That's what
the rest of your family is for....

Still haven't forgiven my sister for having two girls instead of a boy and a girl so that I can buy them all the toys I want to play with.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# My brother in law
bought my nephew the most expensive Scalextrix stuff he could find. The kid never gets a chance to play with it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Yep
my eldest niece got a simple one from her dad for Christmas last year. She was allowed to watch.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# I love things
and I'm 29.

morning all
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# just be sure
that you don't get caught

(ok, now I'm late - gone!)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# The thing about growing up
is that you get to play with more expensive, and more dangerous toys.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# It was golf clubs for me yesterday
but I need something a tad more exciting. Something like a rally car, for example.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Now you can (at your age)
Just change from buying "toys" to buying "Gadgets". Same thing really... ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# in the background
I think i see a chef hat with eyes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Gah!
it's like in that donald sutherland film 'don't look now'.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# hahaha
that`s class!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# kitty gets an attack of the mondays
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# ha ha!
like it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# nicely done
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# In the future, we'll all be dead
.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# STOP THE FUTURE!
Do it tommorrow
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# Relax
It's all been taken care of:
eternal life
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Mornin'
uk.news.yahoo.com/031103/323/ecuip.html

Is this really oddly Photoshopperied?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# or just some stupid
16 yr old yts girl who wanted to prove herself in the office..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# when do i become a kitten again?
i like the pumpkin, don't get me wrong but i'd become strangely attached to my kitty icon..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Yeah
I'm pining for my Furtive.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# probably
just have to wait for Cal to get into work
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Aha
That'll be Cal back in work, then.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# no
it's what we in the trade call a "photograph" - it's when someone uses a "camera" to take a picture of something "actually happening"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Wow
I've heard of those. There's a legend that Getty employs loads of, er, photog-raffers(?) who use cameras to supply it with images.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# really?
well, I must trust to your journalistic integrity - it sounds very farfetched to me though
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Liar!
Liar!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# actually
The postbox guard looks real enough, but the letter's definately added in, the light is all wrong.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)

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