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# i seem to be having a few problems linking images...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Why?
Do you keep catching fire every time you try and post something?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Very
good.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hooray for the tripods.
I was terrified of them when i were a wee lad.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# RUN FOR THE FECKING HILLS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# #5263
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# ahoy there sick boy
I've started on your tat.....
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers for that. Looking forward to it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# *looks at challenge entry pages*
Ouch. 75 and counting.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Why hasn't mine been included?
Please, no flaming. Tis but a pertinent question.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Edit the post and make it a competition entry...
...and look at the FAQ for top tips on posting.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# Thank you. :)
Sorry, i am just a browser really. i must read rules more.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Watched The Exorcist the other night...
...there was a line that confused me:
Mmmmm socks...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# That line
was going through my mind all throughout the film.

still a very scarey movie though
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# in Hull

edit: do you reckon there's someone in the world called Bill Posting?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# there's always one father who's wets the babys head
before going to register the birth, so probably
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# I've often hoped...
...that there is a Bill Stickers somewhere.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Apparently
He's going to be prosecuted.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Ha
ha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# damnit
i always misquote that line as "your mother cooks socks in Hull!"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# how do Koalas get around? Easy!
they set a banana on fire and fly it backwards around the outback.

It's been this way for years.
it's amazing the ideas you have at 4am!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# And
what exactly inspired you to have this idea at 4am?

Would the Police be interested, or are you just an non-drug induced loon?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# i don't touch stimulants!
but sellotaping koalas to bananas and lighting them is a hobby.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# have a


for weirdness


Edit: image replaced after comment below
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I don't like to piss on your chips but
shouldn't the bottom line disappear when the second red piece drops in?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# my chips
are well and truely pissed on, I'm going to have to remake it now
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# mmmm
pissy chips!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# what
a lovely woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# how peculiar.
i like it. nice flame effect.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# hooray!


I dedicate this "how random" to stupot and the rest of the anti-random brigade
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# For our corporate magazine, a spot the difference competition


there are 8 differences
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# We've got
a corporate magazine now?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# sorry
that should have read "My work's corporate magazine"
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# yeah
its called "B3tan Magazine". Its full of rubbish and other crap.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Morning,
nice to shout "HELLO" at you.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# yeah.
What an incredibly short conversation we had, but then, I didn't see you again after that. Did you go early?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# No,
I stayed till the end.
I sat next to you at one point when you, Breel anmd Nacho where taking phot's of yourselves.
You were wearing earsocks.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# oh sorry
if I had realised, I would have talked to you.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Don't worry mate,
You were having a laugh and I was just having a quiet sit down.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# maaaaaarvlus.
Well, i'm probably coming along to the chrimbo bash, so if you come to, we shall hopefully say more then "Hello" ;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# There's a chrimbo bash?
Blimey, I shall start sweet talking Fictional Kerry.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# well
i dunno if its official. I think perhaps not.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# i would like
to vote for chump being possibly the greatest word of all time


maybee just behind hummous
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Moist spores
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# but
that is 2 words so cannot qualify
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# sorry, but there are so many better words.
Cheese, plinth, gibbon, and adenoid, to name but four.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
#
gibbon i admit is spectacular
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# lollop
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Plinth.
Yes.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# cool
i feel really hungry now though..
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I've just had some toast
which should see me though 'til lunch time.

Mighty White is possibly the best raw toast available, if you ask me.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I see 7 changes!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I see 8
So Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# do you steal lollies of children?
:(
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Only if they are tasty.
the lollies that is...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# i don't know much about art, but i know what i like...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Ah yes
I'd go to see that.

Bet you spent ages looking for the right source images, didn't you?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# one must suffer for one's art...
;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# arf
Could turn out to be a very expensive wank!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# You know
why do I reckon that you could get away with that in THE REAL.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Picasso did
did you see his 'naughty' exhibition?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I KNOW
you could get away with that for REAL

just needs saatchi to dig it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Wasn't that quote from
Art's mistress?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Chapman brothers at it again?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Reminds me of:
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# that's quite clever
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# To expand on Crazymum's pic...


here's the problem.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Naked women on the mind
that's not a problem. That's an asset.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# make it dance
make it dance
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Heh
heh!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# nice one
sir!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I'd like to hear the mating call
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I'd like to try mating with it
honest


Morning all.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I'd like to see you
trying to mate with it

*rushes off to bookies*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# ARGH!
KILL IT!

KILL IT HARD!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# EEEPS
That is scary.
However, what is that appendage in front of the hind legs?
edit: looks like it's relieving itself
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# missed the biology classes did we?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I was there
I figured it would look more like a shark's penis
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# And if you look at the biggie
it really appears to be whizzing
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# it's a Jeremy Beadle leg.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# He's been a lot happier since the accident
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# awwwwwww
can i keep it?

On a totally unrelated note, where did I put that golf club?
*eeeeeeeeeevil grin*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# WTF??!
and
!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Jesus christ!
It is a real-life mooooooog!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# OMG it is da Mooooog!
Someone give it little floppy orange ears quick! (dont eat the radio!)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# aww
..so cute!

woo.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Spazzing for Mr T came up with 0 results (which i find VERY hard to believe)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# sweeeeeet
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Excellent.
I have a Mr T bobblehead, but this is even better.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I want one!
I WANT ONE HARD!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# He he he...
...very nice.

you can't search for anything of three letters or less btw
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Middle name period - yuck.
Nice.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# it's been posted before (last week)
but it's still an excellent item
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I just wanted to
thank everyone who contributes something to the "Stop Bovine Being Grumpy" collage.
I really appreciated it and I now need to frame it and find a large wall to hang it on.
Thank you all, I was touched.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# you were touched where?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# By the gents.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# which gents?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# They formed a queue
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# All because
they loved the cock
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# what was Bovine's willy like though?
Good bash?

Pics?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Top bash.
'Specially for us virgins.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# in a very special place..
woo!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Deep in
my heart.
I had to sit quietly for a few seconds and not talk to anyone.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# ahhh
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Pathetic,
isn't it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# this whole thread
has given me a warm fuzzy feeling...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# not at all
you're a lovely chap and you're gonna have a whale of a time in NY, when do you fly?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Thursday
morning, and I'm really looking forward to it.
Thanks to everyone who's a bought a painting as well.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# DON'T WASTE THREADS!
bloody trolls

;-)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Shut it
Aqua Boy.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# *bloop*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Things are much better,
down where its wetter.

I bet you can't wait for the upstair folk to come home.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# We'll get on like a house on file*

*flames, screams, people running for safety
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# On file?
Does this file conform to the data protection act?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# :-)
inability to type down to having to wake up every couple of hours to bail out flooded flat caused by upstairs neighbours...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# You gonna
post a pic of it?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Yes,
when I take a photo of it.
And thank you, that pic of me and Dave was brilliant.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Heh heh
Glad you recognised yourself...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# It looks
like me.
I love it.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# That's lucky then
innit!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Who
were you supposed to be drawing?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# You you daft bugger!
I just meant it's lucky it looks like you since I've never metcha!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# either that
or the filename.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# there was a collage?
blimey!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Noob with a kitten offering
Hello!

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Hehehehehe
I like that this much

*stretches out arms really quite wide*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Greetings
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# yay welcome
pull up a kitten- oh you've already done it. superb.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# i like
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Thank you :)
I should warn you all now - everything I Potatoshop will involve kittens.

Probably.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# kittens
are good
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# kittens are very gooooooooooooooooood
we need more fluffiness.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# good
not enough kittenage these days on the board
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Svenno honey... don't pick at it.
You won't eat your lunch.

Oh, I will mum... trust me.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# eeeepp!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# svenno kebab?
ick!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Bored & want a challenge?
then potatochop this bad-boy.

Click here, no actually here.

Ok so I lied, clackety clack that finger right here

I would have a go myself, but I can't be arsed and I need breakfast.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# WAWYPB?
mornin all
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# WAWAWAWAWhat?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# SS
WAWYPB?

Morning!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Morning
And yes, we do appear to be his photoshop bitches
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
#
not really, but do you never get the feelin' that you just wish you could find a half interesting pic to edit?

Oh and good morn. :D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# um
so why should we be arsed then?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# because it's a pic with goooood potential!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Good Pic
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# it is actually.
:)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
#
Nuts...
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# heh
like it
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Tragically for Captain Oates, the Inuit
disco had a "no cleats" door policy.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# That's genius!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# heheh
brill!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# super
dooper!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# sup-blahdy-perb!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# that's
rather wonderful :)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha
Do they play Julio Igloosias?
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Only when Salma Kayak's in.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# and one for you too
*slap*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# *slap*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# He believes in Old Peas and Mashing two potatoes together

GumBush-must have been done before!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Oh my! Python!
You've gone and done it now
;)
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# woo!
Gumby rules!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I have that poster
(The Gumby one) on my door

its very good!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# AHHHHHHHH! GOOD ONE!
I'm enjoying these.

Especially that one.

*grins, falls off chair*
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Yay =D


I just got this in an email, I haven't seen this version before.

'tis a rather good mind-fuck.
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# damn that was too clever
I was waiting for the rest of the image to load!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Honesty sells

or maybe not
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I would...
:D
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# heh heh
another film, same old shite
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Volvos - they're boxy but good!
(, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)

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