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# :(

(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# WTF?
*shakes fist*
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# um
I have an idea.. lets fill the board with ad's and affiliate schemes!

dork..
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# I have a great get rich quick scheme...
...if every b3tan sends me £1000 Sterling, I fuck off to the Carribean and you never see me again.

Sounds fair to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Sound like
a good deal to us as well.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Then we are agreed...
...SEND ME YOUR MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# no send ME your money, ill give you back lots in return
and im the High Priest of Nigeria's Nephews sons dogs friends secretly gay owners housemates second cousin twice removed

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# I've had two emails...
...from Idi Amin's wife this week so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I got yahoo'd
by a software company in India who wanted to do a "deal"
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# what the fuck?
Did I step into a threadwasting dimension this morning or something?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# sorry everyone
The computer I'm working on hasn't got photoshop or msn paint. SO I'm a bit stuck.
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# So
you're just posting stuff that other people have done instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Worse
it's on fucking doubleclick.
STOP THE MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
#

edit/ freeservers is being gay today, i might cum all over my computer thatll sort it!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# bite the bullet
and get an MSN groups account.

Uncle Bill is offering his bandwidth for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# but why post an advert?
for the love of Bod, why?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
#
So dont post anything at all..
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I was trying to get as many replies as possible
and I have been a complete success
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
#
go you?
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Twat
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# You know
I was going to post exactly that same response, but you saved me the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# have another one
SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE

If you think im being too brutal, I havent had an caffine yet today, but if you do think that, you can still shove it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Why did you have to get a new job, Baz?
It's not quite the same when someone else says it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# im trying
but those shoes are just too damn big to fill
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# why the fuck are you posting this?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# You're almost as much of a tosser
as the thirty year old otherwise healthy man who wanted a home visit because he had a cold

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# So this is an excuse to post random unshopped images?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Then please, by all means use your wit in other peoples threads
but don't post adverts or we will hunt you down like a dog. M'kay? :D
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# :p
You only needed to ask me nicley.
When I get home, I'll do some proper photoshopping.
I just thought the advert looked cool and dynamic.
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# and it's a very sensible suggestion
but this isn't really the place for posting stuff like that. make an effort or don't bother.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# thankyou
for you eternal wisdom
My the heavens shine down on you and your family
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

and in case you're too lazy to click...

"Messageboard
What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.

Don't:
Post porn - keep it office safe.
Post images taken from other sites.
Repost - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. Don't repost because you think nobody liked your image and you'll get a better reaction this time round. It doesn't work like that - trust us.
Do:
Think of something fun and post it."

clear? good.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Don't be a cock mate
b3ta is primarily a place for people to post funny stuff they've made and have other people comment/chat.

Very few people care about the quality of tattyswaps, but instead enjoy good ideas and the fact that people have put some fucking effort into what they make.

It's not about just getting replies, cos when you do that all you get is abuse and it stops the board being nice and fluffy.

Now you can either play nice and chat nicely to people in other threads, or start your own with a funny pic you've made. If that doesn't appeal, quite frankly, you can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# i'm not sure whether i should feel uneasy at the thought of you being relieved
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] "Now listen carefully bond.."
"This may look like your ordinary Blankety Blank Checkbook and Pen...."
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Huzzah
for Les 'Q' Dawson.

I would repost my Wankety Wank picture here, but I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# repost it!!
repost it hard!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# It's pop culture gone mad
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# etc
Not as bad as the porn version.
Including the line "There is no poon"
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# sorry
:P
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# poop culture!
urm...
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# ouch....
...one seems to have gotten a nad trapped uncomfortably.

Morning Boab
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# you know
I think I'm the only person left in the world that has no idea what Charles is meant to have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# see here
where I lost the rag too morning youse.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Ah I C

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)
# sorry.
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# yay!
Go Boab! Go Boab!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# ...
this morning there was a duck gang bang next door. It was really quite disturbing.
...And the things they do with their necks.
(ApertureJam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# and one of them
was a salted!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Wheres the proof?

I demand duck porn NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Eh?
Uh?

Nah.

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# yeah what he said
especially the last bit.

On a different note, MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Two points
1) This is a Threadwaste *tuts*
2) I live near a lake, so this isn't an uncommon sight
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# 1) Seconded
2) Randy buggers, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
#
1) hmmmmm
2) yes
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)
# 1) don't mind
2)They're raping thugs. Female ducks are often drowned in the fight. :(
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# birds, eh?
they love it


;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# *thwack*
:)
(allergic to curry, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# if
it's not a gay necrofilic gangbang, it's not news...
(radja, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# I've got croked teeth
And not much hair
I still blow on ice-cream
and man tits develop through picnics like yogie bear! (boo boo)
I fucking love kebab meat and (doo doo)
When I shit in my mouth
I am Sam from The Lord Of The Rings
Donna, Shish, Peperami or Chicken wings?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# *sniff*
That's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I really
wasn't prepared for that so early in the morning.
Hey, it made the lady walking her dog stop in her tracks.
(ApertureJam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# we don't care
i know i don't
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# westsyyyyde dogg!
(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# east side cock

edit: GAYNESS
edit no.2 : YAY IT WORKED
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# how did you make it
work? cause the URL is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# freeservers was being gay
sometimes it works sometimes it dont
i just uploaded the pic again cause it might have taken years for it to work!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# 'Gayness' is sooo gay.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)
# woof wit da hoes,
wikky wikky wit da hoes,
gotta get wit da hoes,
gotta woof wit da hoes.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Why the sudden
gardening obsession?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# it's the weather.
the droplets of water on the washing line,
the yellowing leaves of the trees that are dropping onto the lawn,
the swooping birds,
the sound of the motorway in the distance.
aaaah, gardening.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# Ah right.
We heard you first time.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)
# mysterious goings on
in the land of something or other.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Xanadu?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# A place where nobody dared to go, the love that we came to know
They call it Xanadu
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# are his hands
handicapped?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# westside, eastside...bah its all the same
to me
(I Eat Spam, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:33, archived)
# i bet
you were the leader of the Scouts Orienteering team.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# TJ:
Whilst searching for Bond related stuff I found this example of why online translation does not work...

web.tiscali.it/sevenevent/version.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)
# etc
dunk
(Tvit, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)
# NAUGHTY OLIVER!!

give mummy her toy back please
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# yes naughty.
stop vibrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)
# sorry,
i couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Oliver needs
discipline.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)
# spank him
spank him hard
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Speaking from a purely
educational point of view, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Ah well.
Looks like I'll have to keep paying Mistress, then.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)
# *hands over dinner money*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# You're learning
Well done!
*clips ear*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# *grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Have you done
my my maths homework?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Woo!
What's her name?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Marly
I think
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# ooh thats
purdy
(Mrs Lovely, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# very sophisticated!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# I can't comprehend
how small those shoes must actually be
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# small
(or very small) or even smaller than that
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Could someone please juxtapose the words
'scary' and 'stylish' for me? I'm not quite sure how to go about it.

Once that has been done, I shall apply this new word to that post.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# ant in hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Stary?
Scylish?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Thanks.
That's a very scylish picture, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# all those arms/legs
and she has to carry her handbag in her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# she needs the rest for walking
it's just how ants carry things.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# threres no justice
is there
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Woo heck!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# That's lovely
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Morning...
(mistersnappy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Mmmm
pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# and a glowing one at that
very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# woo!
kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Thats
Beautiful.
(Timmy (Esq), Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ah,
that's better. All warm and fuzzy now, ta :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Eh-oh!
Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)
# Monday morning, and
I have to go and get here an hour early, don't I ? I am, unashamedly, a Muppet.

On a brighter note, this was me on the way in



Less traffic than usual owing to the earliness, so not all bad :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Why
are you early?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# I dropped my
girlfriend off at the train station to go to a job interview, and thought "I could just go into work now and be nice and early"

I say again - Muppet
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Did you forget to change your clocks?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# But
wasn't that two weeks ago?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# He still might have forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Why are you in your back seat driving backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Hang on
I'll just go and check if the exhaust pipe on my car is at the front ....... nope, at the back ;o)

My car is always eager to go faster (unable to, but eager), hence the forward lean :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# if it touched the ground once in a while
it might have more luck
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)
# good point
I'll remove the vehicular flotation device post-haste
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I had to get here an hour early as i managed to take the office
key home with me on saturday by accident.. so i had to let people in this morning... muppet #2.
I was in procuring a 21" monitor for free so i don't really mind
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# good man
procuring stuff is at the heart of all that makes this country great.

*sniff* wipes away a tear
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# you were doing
what to a 21 inch what?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Procuring I must remember that one next time I am caught!

"No I am not stealing this 21 inch flat screen monitor I am just procuring it for free!"
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# thing is my boss told me i could
though i think he told me to pick it up at the weekend just so i'd have to spend 20 minutes expaining it all to the security guard.

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# where
do you work again?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# for a firm that had just moved to trendy new offices
that don't have enough room for big old 21" CRTs from our site office.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Can you get me one?
Just stick a first class stamp on it and a label saying

HP
Wales

It'll get here.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)
# I once spent a happy Sunday procuring things that my department couldn't afford
We had virtually the entire building's stationery supply 'procured' by the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Ah, procurement
the fine art of going through the skip outside the uni IT dept back entrance on a friday afternoon when they throw out the "useless" stuff.

Like 5 lots of coax network cabling that could touch the ground when hung out of my 5th floor window. Or the full-height rack-mount cabinet with the glass door that we couldn't lift to take home on the tube :o(

Those were the days
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Before leaving, Q passed on a manual of all his secret weapons...
(mistersnappy, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Ouch!
Badum and, if you will, tish.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Qpid.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# You know, I could slap you for that
but I choose not too.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# i'm sorry.
i'm not even sure what it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)
# humdiddleumdiddle
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Want one of those!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# I do too
I can't find a place that sells to the public though
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Try
a military surplus shop.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I rather
like the idea of an army of tim penguins.

edit: Made of tin and named Tim. That's what I meant. Honest.

edit edit: I was informed that this is an unpleasant name over there. Over here it is just a name.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# i want one
and a bag of your lovely creamy plums please!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:01, archived)
# ewwww
I hope you don't know what you are saying.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# i do no what im saying
i hope you dont no what im saying
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Thank you for your response.
Your keyboard has many keys. They include letters, numbers and various punctuation marks. Please use all of the appropriate ones. For example you may wish to include a capital I and an apostrophe in the word "I'm."
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# SIR, YES SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Take it as friendly advice.
People may take you more seiously if you attempt to type correctly some of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)
# i aint got time to be worrying about typing correctly
i have work to do
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Gosh.
look at the grouchy yet cute amerikin.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)
# I have got some lovely juicey grapes

and some strawberry smelling soap if thats any good to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# for how much?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I will swap for errrrrrrrrmm...

3 marmots and an edam?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# done i shall email you your products right away
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I want one!

Gimme gimme gimme!

Morning all! I feckin hate monday mornings although a clockwork bouncing penguin cheers me up a little!!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# On this particular Monday morning
I'm not in work, which makes me slightly less miserable than normal.

Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# They starting to itch like crazy yet?

I bloody well hope they start soon if not ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# They've been itching like crasy for days
And to quote one of my favourite films "My John Thomas is a disaster area".
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Bicarb in the bath
(lukewarm) is very good for quelling the itch.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# we've come to invade your space, oooh we've come to invade your space,
we've come to invade your space, oooh we've come to invade your space.

*he's come to invade our space, ooh he's come to invade our space,
he's come to invade our space, ooh he's come to invade our space*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:02, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# sorry,
just felt like bursting out in izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# You can get cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)
# but you need lube
if you're planning on bursting into izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)
# What a lovely start to the morning
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Oooooh
A smiley sunny woo.

How nice.

Morning, DB. Someone did Bond wearing Jam trousers over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Morning
Really? My power is spreading or maybe Izzard's is. I'll have a look in the spazz for it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Yay!
Lubberly!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:04, archived)
# yay for
bouncy bouncy penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Q wanted to take 'Little Nellie' to the next level...


but due to budget cuts etc...

they always look better in my head
and this should probably have stayed there
(toastercide, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# must try harder
*rummages* I now i had some hummus 'round here somewhere
(toastercide, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Aww :)
Don't worry, sometimes pics get replies, sometimes they don't. It's The Way Of Things, don't take it personally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Mine never get replies and I hate all you bastards! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# wow.
The similarity to this post is incredible.
Almost spooky.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Do I detect just a little sarcasm this morning?

Or is my sarcasm detector running low on batteries again?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Not sarcasm.... I thought it was a nicer way to request that people don't repost
(especially entering the comp twice with the same picture).
Maybe I should stick to using:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Arf!

He's just grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)
# You know what?
I'd forgotten I'd already posted it...arses
(toastercide, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Web pop-ups are getting a bit scary.
(crumpled, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# do i still get 70% off
if i'm planning to kill my loved ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)
# sure but.
you never know what they are planning.
(crumpled, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# did you just use the word "but"
in the welsh accent kind of way?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# But isn't that spelt 'byt'?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# i suppose so.
i'm not really sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I know that "monkey" is
spelt "mynci"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Sausage is spelt 'sosej'
Which is fantastic by any measure of spelling fantasticness, if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)
# most parts of wales spell it
"Selseg"
which is dissapointing really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I like watching
Pobyl-Y-Cwm on S4C purely for the entertainment of long strings on unbroken Welsh with odd English words crowbarred in:

"LllcchchhhchchhchchchchchchchhcchhchchchchhchchchchhcchchchchchchchchchchccchchhcccccGarden Centre! LllcchchhhchchhchchchhcchhchchchchhchchchchhcchchchchchchchchchchccccccccWheelbarrow, llcchchhhchchhchchchhcchhchchchchhchchchchhcchchchchchchchchchchccccccc!"
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:22, archived)
# maybe.
I've actually not ever been to the UK.
I nearly got a job at an english store though, in Germany. I was only on vacation, didn't need a German job.
Worked in an English-style tea house for a while.
Yeah, don't know much about Welsh.

But when I come to England, I'll be at your parties...
(crumpled, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:03, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# mmmmmmmm wood!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# There was a short lived
ad on the telly very similar to that - IIRC it didn't last very long.
It was roughly along the lines of:
Happy Family enjoying Life.
Bloke comes on and says 'Isn't it lovely?' etc. then 'But what if you were to die?' at which point one of the parents simply fades away, cue formerly Happy Family now sad and miserable.
Always thought it was creepy (but funny too - well I am b3tan.)
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# that's pretty spookey
fear.
be afraid.
give us money.
(crumpled, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# i remember that,
and i remember finding it highly arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# u dirty whore
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# ha. i like that
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# lalalalala


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# it's like winning the cheese lottery!
but, with less cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:50, archived)
# What a load of bull.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)
# maybe hes feeling horny
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Hmm, well I'll have to see..
My calendar's a little cluttered this month..
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# hehehe.
mine is similar, but with beer in place of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Blimey
my birthday is actually a week Wednesday, I thought it was a week tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
# In that case
Happy prelated Birthday, cos I'll probably forget closer to the time.

And if "prelated" wasn't a word, it is now
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Thank you.
I shall be reminding everybody constantly in the days preceding it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Must've been getting yourself confused with me
'cause it's MY birthday a week tomorrow :)
(ReLiC, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# Well, may as well get it over with.

"I did not have sexual relations with that Butler."
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# NINJA REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)
# how rude
what's that got to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# YOU DOUBT THE WAY OF THE NINJA?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)
# I hate stupid kiddie cartoons that aren't funny
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)
# don't blame me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)
# I will you arse
you posted that pile of shit as a reply to my seventies sitcom gag. Typical of the current crop of unfunny shite on here these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
# I rest my case.
Bollocks. Absolute bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Interesting.
(Hobbes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Very Pythonesque.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# No it's not. It's crap.
Python was funny when it first came out and for a while afterwards, not 30 odd years later being unimaginatively regurgitated by annoying students.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)
# i'm not a student.
other than that, i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# I sense
there is some tension here.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# i think
i've done a booboo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)
# happy
monday!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Look
Consider the lillies......

(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)
# no hummus. just something i felt like sharing

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# what was that?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# it used to be a squirrly
now its a chundidlybolla
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# .
a pitbull
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# a bullpit?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# a shitfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Kill it!
*gets hammer*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# *cocks shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# cocks shocking cock gun cock shock wok.
etc. i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# bye
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# bye
And now I am away to revise.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# i demand that you shout out
"COCKMUFFINS"
at the quietest moment of your lectures.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# I would
but I only go to one a week
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
# well,
shout "FROGPORN"
at your next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)
# When we're bored we play a game called "bum".
The first person has to say "bum" really quietly then it goes round and every person has to say it a bit louder, repeat untill either someone ends up shouting "BUM!" or the lecturer tells us to shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)
# we played that in comprehensive school,
but with the word bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)
# Do you
write headlines for tabloids in your spare time?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)
# that's a scary looking duck
wooquack.

cracking, even
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# OINK!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# urggggh
wot b dat? i kill it, i kill it now wit a big 'ammer!! ARRGG
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)
# I think
it's a flamingo. I'm not quite sure though, as I was intending to draw a lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# mmmm pink lizard!!
i kill it and eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Odd
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:35, archived)
# you were 21 yesterday, too
happy birthday, if it is
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Nope
is today! Posted just after midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)
# ahh :)
me and my timezone difference....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
# you're making me grin stupidly.
stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:37, archived)
# Speckled egg
Wobbly bit





Pink twit.
(Hobbes, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

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