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# I know the comp. is over, but i thought it was funny...
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# is he looking at
Edgar Davids?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Heehee, better late than never...
(Or are they Victorian bakelite glasses?)
(Satan's Pet, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# they had a special uranium core in the lens
to make everything 'glow in the dark'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# I'm scared of the Dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# because i feel bad if i'm on here without posting anything visual
have some homework.

yes, i cannot use adobe illustrator. but i try.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# no way did you draw that in illustrator!
did u draw it by hand?
or use effects?
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# 100% of fact
and no effects. all pen tool for the objects, all mesh tool for the background.
and all by hand. with a *trackpad*, because i'm too lazy to go buy a mouse for my laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# thats scarily good
(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# *wriggles happily*
much thanks!
hopefully my teacher will agree.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# how long
did it take you?
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hm.
a good solid 5 days... figure 3-4 hours a day. 15-20 hours.
wow. i know math.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# well done
if thats not a definate pass then i dont know what is
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# with a trackpad?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# yes. oh, yes.
i think my fingers were cramped for days afterwards. all those tiny little twitches you need to use.... arrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# oooooooooh!
very arty!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# yes
we have no bananas
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# what have i done
to deserve such a great work of art?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i believe
you stole some jackets.

and then got an art student addicted to the board.
although that last was probably only partially your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# That's rather nice
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I
cant see it , looks like you used up your bandwith with that host :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Why is George Bush Coming?
Is there not a branch of Burger King nearer to him?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I assume he's coming for political purposes,
but I suppose meat could be involved.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# tony blair
would no doubt love to provide him with some meat
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# george bush coming
now there's a disturbing piece of mental imagery
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# ohh
thanks for including us!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# thats okay
would you like me to share some more?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i'm in public
i may puke
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# have you been smoking skunk?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Piss off
loo_hire
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Thats Mr to you
ya spotty herbert!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Fine.
Piss off Mr loo_hire
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# he wouldn't
eat there its owned by an englishman
thats why he's staying at the krauts haus
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Not
any more. Burger King has been sold back to the 'merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# he's cumming because.....
he has some strange fantasy about lizze in sexy undies .... hehehe (ohhh did i read that wrong )
(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Footage of Meatloaf collapsing onstage...
(Idid, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# woo
yay!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# tis grand
are those brussel sprouts for feet?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# besides the fact that he looks a little undercooked,
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# tea, meet monitor


arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# love the feet
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# vay
good :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yay!
(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# go fhe meat!
tj: anyone know anything salatious about the search on Michael Jackson's ranch that just newsflashed on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# they were looking
for his illegally obtain false teeth collection
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Mmmm
I like sprouts, me.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# No, Gah!


Ooh! It gets me every time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Damn!
Clever!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good one! Woo two you!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# drats
you got me again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Bah
cunning
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Arf!
Tis woo as a dancing badger sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Number_6, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# What do mean
"Don't read the sign"? I've gone and bloody done it now... Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# sign where?




(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Im havin a go using my Dads flashy camera
since he doesnt use it much.

so far i have only got around to using the slow exposure thingy, but if any one has any more tips they are welcome.
#1 #2 #3
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Cor, that's nice
I wish I could set the exposure manually on my camera!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# i just found some great old 70's
cameras in the loft and am planning on usin them from now on
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# If you're into that kind of stuff,
have a look at some of fnord's photography. He's very good at that kind of thing.

*edit* That's lovely too, just thought you might like some inspiration. */edit*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# is he?
Stevierarr is great at photography. I like his site muchos.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# He takes alot of altered exposure shots like that.
There's some great examples from his recent American trip linked from his blog/4rthur linkies.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# cheers
I'm still not sure what this was albatross.mysite.freeserve.com/usa-17-19th-chicago/pages/195_9557.htm it was a pitch black room, I think it was a ghost maybe :)
Inside that frame were 4 pictures (you see them close up on the next 4 pics after a reflective one) It was really nice because it was totally dark so i couldn't see what they were of until i'd taken the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Spider maybe?
You probably frazzled it with the flash though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# a ballet dancing
anteater?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I wish you wouldn't do that.

/jumps out of skin
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# If you have a really dark shot try and test the exposure to give a 'normal lighting' shot
then take the pic and you've got that amount of time to flash lights (laser pointers), move things around etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# exposure?
fancy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Take a look
at this site: www.usefilm.com/categories.php

Great site for getting source pix and it seems pretty good for photography tips too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# His name's Timothy.
you know, i actually made this in the year 2000, on an ancient Apple Mac 6100/60, when I was learning photoshop.

Does anyone here speak ASP? I'm trying to make an IP blocking script which reads a list of values from a database and redirects if your IP is there. Looks like this so far:

dim BannedIP
BannedIP=Request.ServerVariables("REMOTE_ADDR")
if rsBannedIPs.Fields.Item="BannedIP"
Reponse.Redirect "http://www.whereever.com"

only trouble is, this only reads one line from the recordset. Can anyone help me? I'd be awfully grateful. Love, Trumpet.
(trumpet, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Can't help you with the asp I'm afraid
but nice picture!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# AAAARRRRRRRRGH!
sign him up! That cat is a feline anarchist in the making.

Sorry I can't help with the reptile, though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# does he
control the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# eeep!


my advice is to use PHP
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# heh heh heh
I knew someone'd say that...
(trumpet, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# thats because we're right
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# ha
i will match your kitten!


(repost)
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# i dont know asp
but the best thing to do is to find a website that has already done it and just steal the code. thats what i used to do
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Arrg!
I'm no expert, but it looks like you need to iterate over the result set. Try something like

Do While Not rsBannedIPs.EOF
   if rsBannedIPs.Fields.Item="BannedIP"
   Reponse.Redirect "http://www.whereever.com"
   rsBannedIPs.MoveNext
Loop


(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Thats a repost
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Cleverer way might be
to select it already in the sql.. like:

rs.open "select * from ips where ip = '" & bannedip & "'", conn,3,3
if not rs.eof then
response.redirect "about:blank"
end if

short one, hope you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Yup
much better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# just testing


thanks :)
Edit: piccy stay's by request then :)
(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# ignore what?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# aw
that's rather sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# ok... i'll leave the piccy there then
....just didn't want to be moaned at for thread wasting ... :)
(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# would we do that
*looks around furtively*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# you better not
because i am visually pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# I like him
cheeky chappy!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# such kindness.... makes me feel all fluffy :)
hehehe
(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# images: 1, explanations: 0

biggerize and unanimate
(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# That's, umm...
*speechless*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# huzzah
mad
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# have yo set fire to the name stealers hair yet
scarywoo pic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# wtfayboa?
name whatter?
wuzzat?
what's going on?
(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# my mistake
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# *carries on *
(yakmonkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Woo!
But kill it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# nice sideburns!
a young john mccririck perhaps

very good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# not necessary
the tune holds it together
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Final score?
I hope so.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# that am WOO!


blimey, ive been away all day, and the first thing i see when i come online is a dancing squirel-baby


i love this place...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Yay!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# but can he tango?
That's so disturbing.
(evonne, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# Thats no moon...

...oh maybe not
My first picture post, be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# hehe
loverly word play!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# too many of us geeks on here
to know much about rugby.
made me chuckle though
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Evening everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# woooooo
it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# aha that's great
she looks a bit spacky and long legged but i'd still do her
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# she also looks
about 12!

or is that the joke....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# its never stopped him before
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# SICKO!!
PEDO!!!
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Je
ferais
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# that looks sooo comfy
woosome to the hilt
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# there's something with its legs...
not... quite... right...

*shifts uncomfortably*

am i just imagining that?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# She's 6ft 6
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# well alright then.
that's one larking big flower.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# and showing her hideously deformed feet
would somehow spoil the inate cuteness of it all..
(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# i have one of those
chairs growing out of my walls too
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Jus' loungin.........
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# future newsflash (in about 2hrs time)


bursts into flames killing everyone onboard
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# i can make a frog's face
out of the flames
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# everywhere i look
i see frog's faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# the seventh sense
wooo000ooo000ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# that's karma that is.
It's cos you stole my jacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# a haunted jacket
wooo000ooo000ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# made out of a frogs face?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# HARDly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# made out of special
girly shoulder fitting material
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Nice name.
What does FOC mean?
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# hehe
its a slang word silly..
wanna see a trick..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# you do realise
that if something like that actually happens then you will be prime suspect...
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# oh drats..
..well for 200 i'd shoot my grandma
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# And YOU realize
that if someone actually did that... well then, if you think the US is Police-Like now...

Oh... MIGOD. I don't like the man either, but if you don't want to see nuclear retaliation, one would hope that would not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# (pearoast)
...obviously this didn't have enough impact, the bastards.


Woo, btw...
(Satan's Pet, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I can see some resemblence !!!
Visit a href="http://www.seanrules.tk"www.seanrules.tk for more comedy!
(Onionring Um Pa!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# resemblence
too.......???
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# I can see all obstacles
in my way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# It's gonna be a bright, bri-eye eyeght
sun shiney daaaaaayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Broken links
It is to laugh.

Hmmm, i've bought some non-alcyholic mulled wine, but I think it needs brandy...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# i read that as non
acrylic which i should hope it is
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# non alcoholic mulled wine?
I've lived too long, I should never have seen this day.

PLENTY of brandy, I should think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# 'Twas cheaper than the alcy-holic stuff,
And I have plenty of cognac.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# What you could do,
is buy average wine (3 for £10 or thereabouts) and some mulling spices from the supermarket. It works out quite nicely, and is certainly much nicer than the pre-mulled stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Thats whatI usually do,
I make the mulled wine at all our crimbo parties. However, when I come in from school at the mo, I feel lazy, and this stuff was supposed to keep me from drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# ethanol is great......add some of that
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I've gone home now, unfortunately
so no access to the lab cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# i had some in science class once,
fell off my chair and couldn't feel my legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I hope you diluted it,
or you'll have killed off all the cells in your tongue and mouth it came into contact with.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# it was diluted to 0.5 MOL,
it's that not good enough, me and my mate are fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Nah, you should be alright with that.
Remember, stuff like vodka is at the most, around 50% pure ethanol usually, and that has quite a kick. Pure stuff is bad news for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# *runs at the sight of any ethanol*
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# if you are blind does drinking meths
do anything to you?
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# dunno?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Makes you impotent
They add a load of chemicals to it to stop bums from getting drunk on it rather than more harmful chemicals such as whitelightening and lambrini.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# so its safe for blind women then?

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# unless you have storage space on the b3ta server,
you need some storage space,
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not sure what you've done there.
Is your pic uploaded to your webspace? You seen to just be linking to the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# I see nathin'
help me I feel so left out!
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Malcom X?
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Jarf, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ???
???
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
#
Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# i got a better idea
how about we don't.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# make it stop
or i'll hav a seisure!!!!!!!
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# gratuitous wooage
always makes me feel happy

w/y/h
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
happy
sad
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# i guessed the pattern
after the first loop
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# i felt i ought to give it time
it might only be quasi periodic you know
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# ooh....flashy.....woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# quite
odd
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Tonight's Standard.


Hmmph, several probs with this pic but deleted the layers so....
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# well,
did you ever!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# oh nooooo!
what to do but
woo!!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# last night was pretty standard too...

woo!
(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Batman Scoop!

Crooklyn Clan!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# explain to me
how you have the gall to complain about Amazongirl's pictures. No really, I'd be fascinated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# yep
thats incredible suckage
(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# suckage?
Do you work in the porn industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# ooh
porn
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# i agree with you.
wonchop, please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# coz
i just didn't think it had the kind of funny aspect required of B3ta pics.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# but..... sometimes they're not funny...
sometimes they're just artsy... or skillfully rendered... or so i was led to believe....

DON'T TELL ME THAT MY BELIEFS FOR THESE PAST MONTHS HAVE BEEN WRONG!

*sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# and yours do?
that is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# lol
there really is no excuse for putting up an image which took no skill to create - and with no real joke to redeem this.
(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# come now
that's being unfluffy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# i still love this quote:
"Be fluffy, not groomy"
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# pictures don't need to be funny..
they can just be a display of good workmanship.
Some however, are neither.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# aha, the "required aspects" of B3ta postings...
as I presume from the above statement that you are already familiar with the FAQ, I would merely suggest you follow its advice and if you can't say something nice, say nothing. Try not to be mean about people's pictures again, ta. :D

*group hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# *hugs*
*steals jackets*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
#
*snarl*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# you can keep your shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# how
generous
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I'd like to see you steal those
the phrase "when you prise them from my cold, dead hands feet" springs to mind.

[edited]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# :(
(Tvit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# :(
:( what a shame
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# i'm sorry
but google didn't have a wide range of fatman scoop pictures.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Hee
hee
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# What no cocking pictures?
about this?

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT???
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Must not click on Links
fifty five bloody pop ups!!!
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# ha
meat loaf...
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# 2
?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# that's not what they said on capital gold this morning
they said he just walked off.
Also the private bit of Northwick Park is where I had my tonsils taken out.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Lora, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# meatloaf wobbles
but he won't fall down
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Capital Gold?
Might as well ask the CIA, or their cronies at snopes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# The official version
is that he has exhaustion with a viral infection.

It attacked his immune system like a bat out of hell.
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# That's alright then.
It'll be gone when the morning comes.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Thank you for joining me
in the world of shit jokes
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Joining you?
I live here.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Ahhh
you are the one I've seen walking to the shops then.

we won't mention the touching
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:32, archived)
# Well,
we won't unless you don't stop doing it you naughty girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# i like the visual of
a flaming hellbat doing battle with a white blood cell.

*whistles to self in fog of oddity*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Arrrgh
I've just got home from Cambridge (a 45 min trip) to receive a phonecall asking if I can get to Borders in Cambridge for 6:30. I asked why and he told me Kid Koala was gonna do a free promo gig! Bollocks, that's so annoying. I can't get there in time, but I've just been there! grr. If anyone lives in Cambridge, get over there now, it'll be really cool! have fun.
(SimonP, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Where's the funny picture then?


Edit: This just goes to prove that if you're normally fluffy you're just not allowed to get away with not acting that way every once in a while.

I have not flamed anyone, have I? I simply asked a rather obvious and pertinent question.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# ahhh
there you are!!!
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# piss of the mind
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# up yer bum
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# *roots around with a finger*
Could somebody lend me a hand cos I can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# here
have a spork



you'll have it out in no time
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# there is no spork
ha ha *waits for people to start saying that again*
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:24, archived)
# ceçi n'est pas
un spork.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Thanks.
*digs about some more*

Wait! I've found something...

Hmmm, I don't remember eating that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# hey there
no need to be harsh, I was just letting anyone in cambridge know that Kid Koala was doing a free gig if they could get over to borders. I realise now I shoulda done a threadjack, but I was too worked up. sorry!
(SimonP, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# ignore
them. they've not had their prozac fluffy pills today.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# for some reason my reply to Ijon won't post
but I think it's nice of you to let us know and you should ignore the meanies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# well said
meanies. n. grumpy bastards inhabiting b3ta.com, having little or no other entertainments other than bashing the occasional newbie or honest mistake/oversight. see happy baby orangutan.
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# Yes,
because I'm reknowned for being a meanie...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# I was actually taking the piss out of Ijon
*feels need to defend herself*
(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# It's alright
going to see Kid Koala is important! I sent my mate Joe an email about since he lives there. hopefully he'll go along...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Sorry
I've gotta say I didn't bother reading that far.

If you'd started by saying that in the first place I might have merely explained calmly why some people (like me) might consider this a threadwaste.

However, I think I should point out that I wasn't particularly harsh at all and that normally I wouldn't have even been as 'harsh' as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# normally?
so what's your excuse today, huh?
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# PMT

(DMQOB, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# photo multiplier table?
(rednc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Because
I've already done it a few times today and I decided I'd simply go with a direct question.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Up your arse!


/missing Baz
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# i pee on your spicey brain :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# ...
no pic, no animation, not even a link to another site!!!
you should be ashamed...
(moose monkey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# probably someone who juggles kitchen utensils
for a hobby...

(checks profile) Yep, thought as much...
(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# cheers
Please post a self-tattyshopped image next time
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# I saw Kid Koala yesterday.
He was great, actually. And so was the warmup guy. The singing lady in lederhosen was a bit freaky though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# ooh it's you
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# It's at the drycleaners now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# i apologise for the stains.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:23, archived)
# noooooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# cleavage alert! cleavage alert!

(Captain Slasher, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# ARGH!!!
KILL IT!!
KILL IT HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# i'd watch it if it were an actual child koala
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# agreed.
ain't nothin' for entertainment quite like those underage koalas.*

*not meant like it sounds
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# bad luck
and i dont know why everyone is jumping down your throat, i thought we were past 'flaming time' (roughly 9 - 6)
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# i thought it was
9am till whenever the alcohol kicks in?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# cant be -
11am comes and goes but the flaming continues...
(icedragon, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)

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