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insert.

Tab A in slot B...

But do it in a cute way!

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Aha ha ha ha ha

Nice caption!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

das ist

gut

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

C'est fantastique!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

Isso é bom

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

Nope.

That's a zero reading on the Ian-Dury-o-meter.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

ha - portu-geese - honk

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

2 fat ladies

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

Never have sex

while that tune is on,
It will change the way you think of an excellent piece of music
:(

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

Should have gone for

Wake Up and Make Love With Me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

Marvelous

the hummus is unbelieveable tonight.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

hehe

that's really top!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

Argh!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

200Kb!

Ooo, bit on the large side for the people on dial-up, surely?

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

200Kb is acceptable

I can make it 1.4mb if you want.
*contemplates evilly*
Mwahahahahahahahaaahaahahaahaa!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

If you want

I'm on big fat broadband!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

Ditto.

Screw dialups! That's sooo last year!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

haha

nice

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

Repost: Leah and Yoda's Love Child

Yoda: What? You think mine she is? Uh... hazy is the force... unclear... uh hard to see. On the pill were you, I thought. Is THAT the time? Be going must I. Call you I will.

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

Ha ha ha

Great picture, very great caption!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

I bet Yoda

was great when it came to using Polish Reverse Notation calculators.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

YAY RPN!!!

i have an hp12c right here (waves it in the air)

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

I bet Yoda was great

in bed.

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

heehee

amused I am :)

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MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

thats is lovely

woooo

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

"Give me that Nipple Vile Woman!"

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

that

reaffirms my vow never to have children

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MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Children are evil.

100% of FACT! (I have got a gif but I can't be arsed to post it)

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

OH MY GOD!

that is fucking scary!

edit/ IT'S EVEN THE SAME MOUTH!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

yay family guy

"All British people are beautiful, well... not on the outside"

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

I thought

she said 'well not physically'

a comment which my American husband found far too funny for my liking

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

you are correct

sorry, just watched it this past weekend. I won't edit it, so as not to make you look silly. I'm english and laughed like a loon, so did my wife who be american... I scolded her.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

That's

pretty much what happened in my house :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

yay for double standards

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

I think the answer to that demand is

"Not bloody likely"

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

yay for evil babies

with bad teeth

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legohead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!

Fuggin' hell!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

pea-roast on scary babies

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

Evil R Us

Where the Chitty Chitty Kid Catcher when you need him.

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COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

It's the truth

(Dr Frank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

I don't understand

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

either, but out it came and I feel better...

(Dr Frank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

She certainly wastes their time

but they keep asking her the same question so I suppose they get their just desserts.
hahahahahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

I don't get it

but it made me laugh
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

And that

is what it's all about... A quiet giggle at something incomprehensible, nothing quite like it to round off your day.

(Dr Frank, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Time to sign off

Have a tiny smile

see ya

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

fluffyness detected

skillfully countered by the minifear

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

ARGH THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

thanks for making a new thread!

bye! cranberry

:P

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

Not sure why

but that looks like a Blue Peter badge to me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

*squints*

Oh yeah, I see what you mean!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

me too

straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

had to get it out of my head

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MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

I think

we're going to need a bigger bit of rolled up newspaper.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

I would roll you a suitable newspaper

But my 'shop has died.

(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

woo

TJ: jkf.... you lurking m8?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

Glad you did

Woo

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

thats really rteally nice

woo
just a shame you couldnt find a better res original image

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

it was a bit better

but then I compressed it a bit too much and accidentally deleted the good one

edit: thank you by the way

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MelbaToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

it is a nice image
very original

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Despite being a seagul

Toby opted for the failsafe option.
but nobody pointed out that he had no way of pulling the chord, should he ever need the parachute

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CowJam, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

Woo

Nicely done :)

(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

very nice

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

teehehe

tis funny! woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

That's

(byebye, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

This Cat was Unloved as a Kitten

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

why?

he seems nice enough!

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Detrius521, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

rebel without

claws

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

Nice 'shop!

His expression makes it!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

wait 'till you see him

after he has been on the catnip!

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

Shop it. Shop it HARD!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

please do

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

edit/ just reallised that that pic is soooo old that it actually says matt fletcher and not naive amoeba!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

he should have dreadlocks

woo

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

awww

poor thing...

woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

wonderful

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

Voice over Internet through the ages.

Click for 430k of biggerness.

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Hoagie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

woo

at last. now i need the toilet

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

VOIP

possibly the best sounding acronym in the entire world.

Edit: Makes you sound like you're about to vomit.
*voip*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

may be glasscock

but I found it amusing - http://www.argonet.co.uk/quizmaster/funnies/tattoo.jpeg.

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Detrius521, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

larf

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

I'm afraid it is...

but it's still very very good!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa

hehehehehehehehehehehehehhee
hohohohoohohohohohohohohohohoho

arf!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

My first pic and post

Merely because I made this funny pic and I wanted to share it with you lovely lot

But I'm afraid its shat

us.f1f.yahoofs.com/bc/302d09b3/bc/Family/cheese.bmp

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

i'm looking at it

it's a .bmp and someone i don't know.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

"cheese"

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edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

edam-hideous bag?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

SOMEONE

POST SOMETHING GOOD BEFORE I GGET BORED AND PISS MYSELF

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

Ditto

(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

I have very little money to buy alocohol.

I am sad.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

8 * 500ml cans of carling- £5

shop down the road

/smug

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

same as carlsberg

in my local shop and 2 x 1 litre bottles of smirnoff ice for £4, bargain

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

lucky

punt

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Hmm

I think I might be able to srape together £5, but I dunno if I can be arsed to walk to the offy.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

It's a long walk

(unless you live in Stirchly)

In the unlikely event of you living in Stirchly, I'll give you 4 cans!*

*offer subject to withdrawel if I drink them

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Carling

is nothing to be smug about

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dirty barry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

Pah

Drink all 8 cans and you'll be laughing!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

I prefer to do my laughing

without the Armitage Shanks echo chamber!

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

Ha ha ha

I was using that echo chamber Monday night!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

I have £1.30.

How much have you got?

I need drink.

Cranberries to this unemployed existence.

(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

This is real and not shopped

Blue beer anyone?

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Coctail, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

Have you ever drunk this?

I have. I was desperate it was the only alcohol available.

I never finished the can.

Also I think we should sue for false advertising. It was a reddish brown colour.

(BlackCat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

it's called tri Colour

to skimp on priniting cost they only use three colours...hence all the blue

(Emzickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

you could go and do something else you know,

like read a book. evelyn waugh's quite good.

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bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

yes.

Why is it funny?

/unfluffy

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

Dunno

Just thought it was a bit random

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

maybe try photoshopping fluffy stuff

kittens are good.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)

because

it's a cheesy photo in front of some Edam.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

edam isn't cheese

it's a byproduct of rubber

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

the Dutch are not renown

for having a lot of surplus rubber...

(unless it's recycled!)

[edit] too subtle for you- Soylent Edam is Condoms!

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

erm

edams great

My fave cheese

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

RELEASE THE CHEESE

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

i like boursin

on crackers

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

boursin

is lovely on anything

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

apart from carpet tiles

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

Would you eat if off my cock

or hairy arse crack?

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

No.

But I'm sure that you could find someone here who would.
(Now, if you are female (& not my landlady)...)

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

Any cheese on crackers is great

Anyone had tomato sauce and cheddar in french bread?

I'm gonna go get me some now....

mmmmmm Heinz

(nobstain, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

Cheese on toast is nicer

with ketchup.
You can add herbs as well, but any more tinkering & it crosses the line into being pizza.

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

Hello...

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

The thing about the filter

is that it makes mindpiss a little too easy.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

Too true!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

i still

haven't figured out what the trigger word is ?

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

Silly

chicken

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

hahahaha, so it is :)

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

Hello

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

wow

pre programmed responses.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

oooh

spontaneous silly chickening!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

Okay!

We've read your fucking FAQ!!!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

see

how you can avoid filtering by adding 'ing'?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

Fucking cunting twating ing!

Oh yeah!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

a few points

1.read faq so you can post images ON this site instead of just linking them

2.keep trying

3.instead of photoshopping people, photoshop kittens.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

Look at the size of it!

it's better as a download

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

Why, thank you

*zips trousers up*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

nice one

funny joke, EDISBATIHP's

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

woah.

that is pretty big. and to think that i made at 20 second 16kb film recently... compare...

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

it shat where?

clean it up then

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

excellent username by the way

(=

good luck next time!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)

Parpppp

Thank you for playing!

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

HONK!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

Is it a parp or a honk?

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

hehehehe

I like that, simply silly, same as me
Hello and welcome (Im back for a bit of fun)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

hello

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

hello

:-)

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

hee hee

;-)

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

hello

i apologise for the other day when i said your Akane was crap. can u forgive me?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

sort-of-woo

for someone who hasnt read the FAQ and has virtually no skill in image manipulation - that aint bad
keep trying
dont do anything with people
cats or sherlock holmes or bandwagon

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

you utter cranberry

just die

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.

New person. Please read our FAQ.
New person. Please read our FAQ.
New person. Please read our FAQ.

woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)

Don't do links in headers

Don't do links in headers
Don't do links in headers
Don't do links in headers

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:45, archived)

i've never tried the New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>. thing you cranberry

i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry
i've never tried the New person. Please read our FAQ. thing you cranberry

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

argh! overload of filters!

argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!
argh! overload of filters!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

Mushroom mushroom!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

tripe

orange cretacious bee peter b3ta and a c!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

what the fucking fucking watermelon?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

If you had tried him, would that make you a barrister?

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

well i didn't know it did that

maybe you put it into the header and it wrote hello into the header and New person. Please read our FAQ. into the body

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)

How can anyone read anything into the body?

Sorry ;) I'm being too literal. Kind of like this:

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

genius!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

heehee

good one. i likes it.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:01, archived)

What? All the way up there?

I actually did write "Hello" in the subject line.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

i know you did now

but i didn't originally...

this is such a petty "argument".. let's just kiss and make up.. i mean... erm.. shake hands! yeah!... :$

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

Now showing at a cinema near you...

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

haha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

Pfft!

Badgers.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

Woo!

Badger!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,

badger, badger, badger, badger,

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

badger badger

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
templeof dooom!

/coat

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)

snake, snake,

ohh,its a snake!

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)

hooray hooray!

weebls stuff!

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

fantastico!

ps. get on 4rthur please :)

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Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

woo

would've been good if you edited the credits a bit
"Starring A Badger, A Snake and Guest Starring Mushrooms."

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

he he.

we think on the same wavelength

(moose monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

i don't have a

long enough attention span for that sort of thing

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)

yay

badgers

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

huzzah!

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bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

got bored... shopped slayer

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

Coo

I was just watching that... Buffy does indead ROCK! *devil horns*

/edit - top 'shop as well!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

you

called?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

Scoobie Yay.

Mr Pointy would be proud.

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COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

wonderful

if slayer werent so gawdamn awful
woo for the pic

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

i don't suppose

that my miffy was the inspiration for this?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

yup

entirely ;)

shoulda mentioned it soz

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

It sounds tinny!

/Bill Bailey

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

oh terry you slag

you stole the leg of time

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

I was just humming that to myself

*puts Bewilderness CD on*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

i would

providing there was less buffy

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)

ok just for you

www.stp.uh.edu/vol67/90/imx/slayer.jpg

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

huzzah!

:-D

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

I'd rather have (Evil) Willow

myself.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

Boing!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

young willow

(pre season 3) would be nice

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

Nah

bit too innocent for me...

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

So would I. In her kinky leather outfit.

RRrrrrrrrrroowwww.

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COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

bagsy seconds

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)

Muffy the Vampire Layer

one of the great porn puns of all time

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Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

I thought it was...

Pheobe Boufeé in 'Boufeé the Vampire Layer'
(When it was actually Ursula!)

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

Could have been

but other classics availiable down Peckham Blockbusters are:

Lord of the Rings: the Twin Tuggers

Dominatrix: Reloaded

and a personal fave

Star Sex 3: The search for Cock

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Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

Ye olde Linux

You GOTTA know Linux would be there

(sakura_shinra, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

Wha....?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)

Sigh

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

how is that

good? actually most of these women are older than my grandma by now....

well i would...

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

more likely: they are dead

you still would?

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edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

woo

so's my grandma :P

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)

Does

that make me a bad person?

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Beejay Proper old bastard, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

what exactly

are you talking aboot?

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bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)

linux, schminux

yay boobs

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Sorry

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COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

I loved Johnny Ball reveals all

very educational

and no he didn't reveal everything

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

johnny ball

is my personal hero

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

except his greasy

trousersnake, off camera like

(jakeohoho, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

He revealed more than enough

...in his Sky only late night Johnny Ballz revealz all.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

Apparently

Johnny Ball is a bit of a bastard in real life.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

Evening all!

Pixel Puss Website
El Gatito Website

This is what happens when one of your friends asks you to do a guest comic for their website.. sigh

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

take it off!

ugh! commercial rubbish! i am disgusted!

(but slightly humoured)

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)

nice stuff, Amoeba!

keep it up!

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Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)

nice profile! ;)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

el gatictich-thingy's site is a bit dodgy

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Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)

i know!

tis not too good... but i did it because he asked, kinda jokingly...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)

oh well :)

thanks for the profile compliment

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Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)

wow!

the music is so cool!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:43, archived)

Here you go..

..Right click, Save target As

:)

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Laughing Boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:46, archived)

hehe

cheers!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

Tickled me nicely!

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

5 DVDS!

I thought it was 3?

Awesome!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)

Watch out

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

Beadles About

(Cockfosters!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

recognize that monkey!

(radja, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

LOL

Just saw this and had to share w/ my fellow b3tans:
www.techtv.com/callforhelp/shownotes/story/0,24330,3570578,00.html
Scroll down to "Email filtering issues"

(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

hehe

funky.

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

Uhhh... Doctor?

Come, we must retreat back to my device of space time navigation. Sadly, it has been more cramped and malodorous of late. Nevermind, let us flee!

That's not the Tardis...

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)

lol

what a zeppelin :D

(Shifty Bloke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

SHHHHHHHH

he's installing a toilet cam

edit: top shop!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)

Or would that be

Turdis

(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

yeh that

(Shifty Bloke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)

Probably a glimpse into the future.

Of the Russell T Davies version.

Dr Who

Planet of the Cottagers

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COCKLES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)

Doctor Poo

Available for download from http://www.viz.co.uk/games/downloads.htm#poo

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Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)

seen it, marvellous

'i'm focking desperate....'

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)

How's My Suicide Attempt? Call 0800 123 4567

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cr4, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)

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