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# HI MOMMY
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# FNRRRRG!
ME LOVE MOM
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# bwah hah hah!
the tard army have taken the seas!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
class!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
#
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#
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#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Indiana Jones and the Temple of Drool
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# That am woo...
just as good (if not better because it's not as obvious) as "The Matrix Retarted"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd forgotten I'd done this earlier
stop hunting with dogs!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# that could be
a challenge post = )
and woo too!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# done,
miss :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yes
down with this sort of thing!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# eeeeeew
is his hand actually touching it's winkie?

hope it's not firing blanks.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# heheh
but just look where the bloke`s hand is....

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I don't do things
deliberately for nowt you know!

that'll be a fiver :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# but I noticed
that`ll be a tenner you owe me ;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# cheque's in
the postie.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Fantstic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Jurassic Park
Alan Partridge?

WTF?!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Tony Hayers: "Alan, I've decided to give you a second series"
Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Jackanory!
Spiceworld!
Back of the net
In off the red
Kiss my face

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# use it much
.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# *giggle*
Top stuff!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Impressively cocked
or some such nonsense...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# "Me love you Robbie William"


edit: woo! lead balloon!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# awww
speshal boy!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# This has been in my head for ages
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# pfft!
"Cowjam air" indeed :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# well I
wasn't gonna leave whatever airline I stole the image from's logo on the damn thing!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# chicken!
bwok bwok bwock!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Propagation of my name
or some company I'd never heard of?
Me, every time.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# fokk you!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oh dear god
I wondered how long someone would take to do this...

(plane geek with a dirty mind here)

WOO and YAY to that!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# stems from my pilot training
tower: Extend downwind, we have a fokker 100 on approach. Please confirm.
me: Roger, I can see the fokker.

100% FACT.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# but did you see
the fokker in his messerschmidt?

/stan boardman
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# I'd have laughed at that
even before the movie "Meet The Parents"

now, given you're a pilot and all, I had to laugh my arse off, and back onto, my chair before regaining composure to reply.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Never seen
meet the parents
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] EAT MY HAT!


totally random image posted entirely for the sake of the challenge
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# TJ:
(hehe to teh pic btw)
Has anyone here seen Operation Takedown?

i just aquired a copy and i have no idea what its like, anyone?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# never even heard of it
edit: from the looks of IMDB, it's an alternative title to 'Hackers 2'
http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0159784/
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# thanks babe
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# isnt that the psuedo metal gear solid game?
or am i gettin confuddled
if it is the one i think it is, you have to hide round corners to kill people, and then pop out and shoot em, kinda like time crisis mixed with MGS
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# its a film
so no
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hahahah
ever to the point!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# lifes too short to be subtle
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# RHPS V The Quo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Argh!
My eyes!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# mmm
corsets = )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I
concur
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Corsets are great
I get to see a lot of people wearing them at an event I go to. Some of them are actuallywomen too.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# what event is this then?
i don't get to see nearly enough women in corsets = (
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Me
neither. *sigh*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# It's a once a month Goth night in Leeds called
"Wendy House"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# oh you go there?
I have friends who go too
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Oi, how come you
never came up to S&B in newcastle when you had the chance? Eh? eh?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# Because I never had the chance?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Bah. We'd only
been going for 8 years.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# At
an event you go to, eh? Now, that sounds dodgy.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# i concur
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# if you look really
hard you can see little nells nipples
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# you mean
Rick Parfitt surely :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# is she the one
with the larger size pants on?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# shes the one
that isn't Susan Surrandon
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# um...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# ...um
precisely
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# The Rocky Horror Picture Quo

*sings*

At the late night double feature Fuck your teacher

Picture show Pick your nose...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Heh.
No thanks.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# You
have obviously NEVER been to RHPS, or else you would know of what I speak.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Nope,
i've only seen the film version, with Richard O'brian as nick nack, and meatloaf as wossname.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha...
I'm actually ashamed to say that I used to go there now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# best web site
Mod edit: Please stop trying to advertise it this way. Put a link to it in your profile or something like most other people.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
#
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# sorry witchy
but that`s too good a pic to contribute to this post!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# :)
It's my standard reply to trolls and spammers...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
#
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# maybe we'd appreciate it more
if you'd stop posting us the link so much?
i can see that you're a New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# spam
for the second time tonight
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# 3rd
if my memory serves me right
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# yep
but 1 was under a different account
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# ah
right
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# was it the third?
my memory is getting worse....

who are you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# have some more
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# that's looking good
want to swap links when its finished?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# swap away,
not sure if this will ever be finished but there data on it is kick ass, it just took too much bloody time to update and maintain, but go round a carboot sale and find yourself some bargains

edit: infact sign in and send some abuse to my mate to get it running again

IMO the best pricing thingy bob on the web :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# argh!
you ruined my chevron!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# no reason for this post
except completing the chevron
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# you have told us
now watermelon off

that's right, I said watermelon
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# fruit
WATERMELON!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# cranberry
zeppelin
happy baby orangutan
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# maybe you should shut up and go home to that box you live in
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Oi! Be nice!

Or Fluffy will send the boys round!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# have you been here all night?
3 times he told us that! 3 times! can't he contribute nowt else?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# I'm just a very nice
person. Perhaps too nice.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# fluffy
looks too much like a stoner to be any threat :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# I couldn't decide
whether the pink glasses were more or less threatening than the black ones...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# I recognise that bunny :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# that am
Threadjacking
Gasp
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# no it's not
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T WASTED THE BANDWIDTH?
ON A GEOCITIES SITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# By far the least appropriate combination of themes I've ever seen
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# what
the
watermelon?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# I loved Kirby's Dreamland on the gameboy.
I couldn't be arsed to watch all that though.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# well thats
just fucking weird.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# for tedmus and tart and fassit and cowjam and wildheart
n3wcastle first bash pix, all 3 of 'em

biggies, too. And I don't mean the lads.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# can I look at them
as well?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# heh, aye!
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# oh so
many pictures!

wouldn`t like to meet you lads on a dark night
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# no.
you wouldn't.






/kidding
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# quality
not quantity and all that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Some
Sort of file compression thingy needs inventing!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# why does the picture on the wall
in the 3rd photo remind me goatse?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'd not spotted that before! And I'm normally the first to spot goatse references :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Looks like fun
was had by all!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# they're the biggest
i've ever seen!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# oh god
can you make me look any worse (without 'shoppin)?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# I should've brought the
camera to tuesday's bash 'cos you didn't have the hat on then! Mind, I was a bit spacked meself towards the end of the night so who knows what might've happened!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i have cool hair when i can be
arsed :) (ish)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# is that a challenge?
= )
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# WITHOUT 'SHOPPING
i said!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# i didn't say that
shopping had to be involved
heh heh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# ahhh well then
do your worst :P
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# *cries*
I wish I didn't do the whole gummi-mouth thing whenever I gamed.

Still, I have won more than the odd match of perfect dark cos my opponents were too busy laughing at me.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Form an orderly queue ladies.
Eeek.

Anyway, it's no use. The doors are locked....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# By request of stinkbomb
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i need
melons, lots of melons


woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# Cool!
I like that!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# is jolly
good!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# good of STINK_BOMB
to give this pic a woo, I thought.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# he only asked me
to animate it though.

not to demean his roll of course...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# but he DID say (in his own inimitable stylee)
" i like it even more if the bullets where moveing"

so I'd expect a 'woo' or a 'ta' or a 'well done'.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# "there'sssssss klingons on the starboard bow...

"....starboard bow, starboard bow!"

this is for my new boss:
www.hud.ac.uk/news/patrick_stewart.htm
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# WOO!
wish I`d gone there!

we only had some Northern Ireland politicians and Northern Ireland TV presenters :-(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# nice
:)
my university chancellor is Lord Putnam
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# he invented
golf putters didn`t he?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yep
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Huzzah for Trek!
TJ - quick, give me two animals I can attempt to shop together!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Giraffe
and mouse
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Done!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Yay!
Post it! Post it hard!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# lion
and a bee
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# eric burdon
and chas chandler :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# hold on
ozzy critters
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# That news is ACE!
Or.. are you not happy with that?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# happy?
i think its great, he'll be walking round the uni from time to time pointing at people saying 'make it so'
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# haha
everytime he does that I laugh

dunno why :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# this'd be even better
"here's the new proposals patrick, what d'you think?"

...

...

"i have to find ALL the mutants... find them ALL..."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Even better
if he called his assistant "Number One"

Not going to happen though.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# How boring
We have Sir Claus Moser. Whoever the hell that is.


Woo to the picture though!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# your new boss is Patrick Stewart?
cool!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# hehe
wonderful
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# brillyumpt !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# flappy flappy!
is they opperated by wee cyclists?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# That's cool...
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Fab
tastic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# marrrrrrrrrvelous
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# By gum!
that's wonderful
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# damn your
talent, young Pipster!

that rocks!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# wow
that's ace!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# excellence
personified
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# marry me
you bitch
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Oh that's rather sweet
Isn't it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# What airline's that
... Flaphansa????

Sounds like their all gay

/coat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# there all
gay, shirley? :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# splendid!

that's called an Ornithopter. FACT.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# 146% Fact?
^its an airliner joke^....

ahem. nice pic :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# I'm off, but first a quick repost...

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# mein eyes!
the goggles!
they do nothink!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# how much gay pron
did you look at before finding the right image?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Enough...
to give me nightmares tonight!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# did
you ever see that one where he`s kinda... you know... drinking the..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# oh aye
and you mister rob, and your magic donkeys! ta for yet another newsletter lead balloon!

:-p
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I liked your song
but the rest of the newsletter team said, "Poor poor ladies."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
that`s made my night!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Perfect. Love it

I'd better be off too, g'night all.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# oh...
ouch
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
#


Blimey.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# what the ..
FUCKING HELL
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# woo
justice at last!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# ha ha
but eeeew
but ha ha
but eeeew....

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Yep
still funny..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# well watermelon me


:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# hehehe
i like it even more if the bullets where moveing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# make them
poke them with a stick
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# That's the answer to
everything
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# your wish
is my command
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# coool
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha
nice!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# hahah
woo for small fucks!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Fucklings
surely?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# woo!
what a classy word... better write that one on my hand :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# marks and spencers are really branching out with their new food range


clicky for readable


edit: thanks to berk for the transparancy help
and yes, this is what i read the box as when i was in m&s this afternoon
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# mmmmm
tasty!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Urrrghhhh
Bleargh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Eurgh!
Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I'd like to see Jamie Oliver sell that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Personally,
I'd like to see Jamie Oliver strung up like a Christmas Turkey, cut into small pieces, and roasted slowly in a cranberry jus.

Fat-tongued papaya
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# would
a single shot to the head do?

/loads gun
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I suppose,
at a push. But only if I could crack open his head and feast on the goo inside.

/Kent Brockman
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# yummy
i really could go for a nice steamy placenta
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# yum!
With chips, please!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ewww
ewww
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# hehehee
wonderful :-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# very good for you
apparently
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# i was talking to my mate and apparantly it's very dangerous to eat placenta
he says it was a fad started about 150 years ago.
dunno. don't really care either
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# hugh fernly wittenstone
ate some. Cows and what not eat their placenta.
I've seen placenta, not very pretty
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# uh, who?
and it's meant to be blueish isn't it?
i remember something about someone frying it and feeding it to the mother
nevermind, it's not like i'm gonna be generating one of my own
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# he's a TV cook
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# didn't you
misspell that last word?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# Oh my GOD
that is gross.

Yet soo funny!

WOO HOO!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Evening Folks
I've just updated my site. Admittedly, not the greatest piece of web design but it works nonetheless.

What with all the blogging going on I've decided to set up a blog involving one of my characters Dave The Dragon. A wrestler from Scarborough intent on annoying many people (he still lives with his mum don't y'know).

Anyway here is a picture of Dave

and a link to the site here.

A new Misery animation is currently in progress, so stay tuned for that.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Cool mask!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# mask?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# That is a very nice mask!
I'm sat at my computer attempting to get a weeks worth of tangles out of my hair (yup, the school doesn't seem to mind that), and am thirsty. Currently I have a choice of a cheapy claret left over from a party someone brought over, baileys, coke, or squash. What should I have?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Cocktail!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# agreed!
make an "apocalypse now"

mix them all together and do it in shots!


can`t even remember last time I did that... ... literally :-\
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# The last time I did that
was in a pint glass. It was brown and speckly, and tasted of pineapples. When we all woke up the next morning, it was all gone, so we must have drank it...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# yay!
that`s what you wanna do!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Arf.
I'm missing the silly spirits.
Got absolutely shit-faced on cherry brandy when I was 17, really weird drunkeness from that stuff...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# nah
you`ve got the ingredients! just watermelon it all into a blender or something


(not a very good chef, me)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I've got kahlua and vodka.
If I had some milk or cream, I could make white russians. Maybe I should stay up until the milkman starts his rounds and buy a bottle off him..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# oh christ
white russians are lethal!

especially when you`re watching the big lebowski at the same time!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Them all
in a pint glass.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# nah shots!
cos then you can do that

"bulldog licking piss of a nettle" face after every shot!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# All of the above!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# NASA to launch new project
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Tard Wars!
LOok at those TARD WARS!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# bill murray?
if so, yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Bill Murray
rocks!

my car is named Bill Murray after said actor!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Of course Bill Murray!
That was one of my favorite SNL skits of all time.

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# You know where to go
so go there now...the lift to hell is waiting..

GOING DOWN!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# this is a repost
but in the spirit of tardness

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# yay joey
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# woo!
yay for Joey Deacon and his wheelchair speedway challenge!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Buckfast!
Wine of Kings
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# yes
many a great king has fallen from it!

:D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# thats
makeing fun of disable people
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# there's a switch?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
:-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# your point being?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# thats not
very nice
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# It's lovely
bit of brown sauce, slice of bacon. Fine
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I dont hear you complain
when people take the piss out of other people... why should disabled people be especailly sacred? Duh.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# spackers !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# *snigger*



hmmm, wonder what leslie crowther's doing this christmas?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# it's a noble cause
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# decomposing?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Window lickers!
that is all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# isn't it making
fun of NASA?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha
fabarooni!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# hahhahahaha
(what Dan said)

plus *cough cough cough cough*

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# If he had a dog
would he shout "Down!! Syndrome"






/I'll be going then.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehehehehehe
you`re still at primary school aren`t you?

;-)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# "why do they mock me?"
SHAM-OYYYYY!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# yay!
that's fuckin' awesome!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# and he said
"I have never had plastic surgery"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# actually he said
he's had plastic surgery once, maybe twice but never on his nose
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# bollocks
maybe I got it wrong :-(

ah well :-D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
in the interview on ITV months ago, he said "one nose job"

hehehe!

oh I dunno - if he did it, I hope he`s jailed, if he didn`t, I hope he`s let free so he can be shopped some more :-)

/firmly sitting on most bopbitch-worthy fences tonight
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# more fun
then Mr Potato head
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I was thinking of
that as a flash game... but I`m sure it`s been done before (by someone who can actually "do" flash!)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# an
improvement if you ask me which you probably wont ! ;)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
great!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# no wonder
he has an odd outlook on life!
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Toilet Attenduck
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Look how happily
this duck attends its job!
Yay!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# funny looking duck
i must say
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# yay !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# ha ha
if he goes round the bend,
he'll be quackers!

...../coat
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# that's *ace*
woo yey houpla!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Gazelle Fishing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hehehe
beter than me
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Not quite how i imagined it :)
Here's something I just shot out of my window
Children In Need (of a custodial sentence)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I can't make out what it is
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# well don't be fooled by the proximity to November 5th
bangers go off all year round. It's basically coming from a school just up the road, the playground/playing firlds around the back.
Meanwhile some other kids nick a car and go racing around in reverse or something on a little car park.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# some kid
did that the other day and went scretching around my street, the little bastard woke me up with all the noise!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I hope you went out
there and burnt the arsebadger.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# it's like a bloody war zone!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Yes,
I thought i'd share it for once :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Can't really make out what's going on there
sorry!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# what is happening there
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# i don't think anyone's got it
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# when i say 'shot out my window' of course
I don't mean it's me taking pot shots with a rifle :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Aw
Shame really

/sneakly lends out high powered laser guided snipeer rifle, with ZOOM function...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# IS that London?
watermelon me, i'll be moving there next summer!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Nope, this is the delights that Kidderminster
has to offer
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# well,
it's more like the West Bank.

You have my sympathies, though they won't stop the little darlings.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I'm really looking forward
to the low prices and lovely countryside that nodnol has to offer...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# that's just cruel
snigger
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# are you going to come to the northeast b3ta christmas party?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i've already been asked
I'm currently considering
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# considering?
psht







fucking cowjam
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i'm not considering doing that
I'm a happily married woman
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# and so's
my wife :o)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# badum
an all that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hahahah
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ah well.
Any other female b3tans in the north east?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I bet it
gave them a torrid time too!

w/y!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# what,
5, 6 footer?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

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