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# Psychic Duck
Found on a Dominos Pizza menu this very evening, I had to share it with you all:



I know we're supposed to post things we did ourselves, but this was too good to keep to myself! Sorry about the size, my scanner is poo and couldn't do it right, and I don't have Tattyshop at home :(
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# How peculiar.
Dominos pizzas make me ill. 100% fact!
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# Not
having dominos pizza makes me ill 73.5% fact!
(dontknow.net, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# Did Someone Say
Domo's Pizzas?

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha
madness!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Marry me.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# blimey
that's far better than the anchor adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# it's still
dominos pizzas though, and the ones with jalapenos make my arse fall out :-/
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Yep,
have had that on the menu from my local.

They're bastards, Domino's. Every time I see an advert for them I have to order one. And considering I'm a fan of the Simpsons, and watch Sky|One, that's quite a lot of Pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# you're the lucky one then,
'cos every time we get a domo's pizza they're shite-ola.....we'll never learn :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# My local Domino's
is two minutes walk away, and makes a simply devine Mixed Grill.

Did I just say "simply devine"? GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Bounce . .


Hmm . . a lot slower than I expected . . any hints on speeding it up ? it's already at 0 sec in Image Ready ??

Edit: Sped him up a bit (law's of physics ? I defy them !)

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hehe
just take out a few frames

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# yip
and it`ll depend on the browser too - it`s a bit "slow" under galeon (linux) but I know Opera has a habit of slowing animations down a lot sometimes, if they`re set to go "dead fast"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# BOINGGGGG
Try using less frames? The eye will make up for missing frames.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Ah, that might be the problem
if you do that then IE plays it at a default speed, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Ahh . . .
Off to see if that works :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# IE is watermelon
IE animates it quicker than firebird on my system
(I helped save b3ta! cantshopforshit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# take out frames
but don't forget the laws of physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# pint sized bungee
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:37, archived)
# Crime syndicate
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Chamoooone!
Hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Is it
Peteay pan?
(dontknow.net, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I am
Peteay pan!

heeeea hea!

chamoooone mother fucker!
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ah don't THINK i'm peetay pan
i AM peetay pan
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha
you star! that is bloody fantastic!


edit: still laughing!

edit 2: still loving that pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# can't see what you done!
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# watermelon
that's scary
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Dear God.
That's nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# The hard thing is photoshopping his face to make it look lifelike,
then realising that his face doesn't look lifelike in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# heheheehhe!
you`re a bit slow aren`t you!! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# looks like
julie andrews to me :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# *muttley laugh*
I`m too young (!) to remember!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:41, archived)
# the worring thing is
it looks like a genuine phot. I had to do a double-take...
Woo!
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hardie ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# arrest these men at once!
arrest them hard!
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# damn
that's too firkin funny! WOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Always read the label

Took far too long to do (while eating crisps).
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# heeheehee
too right
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Cheesy
Do they make your nob look like a Wotsit...?
(Eggy Whiff, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Bravo chap!
It's always difficult shopping with one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# looking good!


.. and talk about good timing - walked to the fridge for some more vino collapso, and just missed Phil "cranberry" Collins on Children in Need.... phew
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# He's doing a "Farewell" tour . .
I'm praying every night that he's not winding us up :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# farewell
as in he`s gonna rig a hose pipe up to the exhaust?


that`d be so brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# your just
teasing!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Late night pearoast then bed...

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# yay
i did a deep vein trombonesis post late one night
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# pfafaf!
just sprayed me out of date packet pasta over the screen!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# one of them was an artery
i nearly cried
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# ta da
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# And there's me thinking...
you were taking the pith.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
PURE SUNSHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Cor
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# fnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
well have you a cloth!
have a mess to wipe up!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yay!
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# woo
class!

what can I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Quality
Me likey lots!
(I helped save b3ta! galanthis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# Thats
a cracker
(dontknow.net, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Anyone going or been to
Mac Expo??? if so any good?
(dontknow.net, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# I feeeeeeenk
Cassidy went
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# TJ!
Did anyone see that Propper Crimbo vid?

Class in a Glass!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Yeah
made me laugh! I only hope it gets on the music channels!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Is the guy on the left called Jack?

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Why yes,
I mean no. But one of them is a slim Robbie Coltraine. (sp)
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# CRACKERJACK!

(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Pah!
Goddamn you, and i would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling edit button :)
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Har Har Har
Chortle, Gnawf, Fnah, Fnah.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# Grrr
* shakes fist pointlessly *
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# thats the kind of trick
i'd play on my grandparents cos im a bastard like that!

woo yay
(iain with two eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# A vault has been found
containing previously unseen paintings by andy warhol...


sorry about the delay - if you care, the batteries ran out in my mouse
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# warhol
was a charlatan
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# and an empty headed buffoon
to match.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# he looked a scream!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# nope...
he wasn`t from Manchester
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# the charlatans
were from northwich, and that was a poor joke.


:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# um
oops :-)


I`m from Norn Irn anyway - we eat potatos, and er... worship leprechauns and stuff, oh and burn cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# and kick the
fuck out of wing mirrors :-/ Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# away and shite you!
I`ve never done that... I`ve done ninja turtles on wheelie bins though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# that's OK then,
as long as you haven't set fire to 'em too.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# I thought
he was in the Smiths


/obvious

Hello Reverend. Bless me for I have sinned.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# no
that was morrissey!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# what have you done
you great wazzock?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# i haven't heard 'wazzock'
for years.

Thank you.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# no problem
pranny
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# we call my
aunty doris the scrawny eyed wazzock! just cos she is!



i'm sorry that was very uninteresting!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# i call my
brother a cunt

can you guess why?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# is he
related to mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# would that make you me?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# wow.
I would have assumed he was a Warhol, but it's not even worth it to finish this.
(Corn Dog, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# I agree
but that was never the point of Warhol.

His major contribution to Society was to show the world that ANYTHING could be considered art, as long as it is viewed in such a context.

Charlatan? Perhaps... but also an important artist.

Now Jackson Pollack.. he was a happy baby orangutan.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# ...but
Duchamp did that years before with a urinal.

/arty
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:49, archived)
# i like it!
make it bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# I bet you say that
alot, huh?*

*Slaps self
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# just
ram a 9v battery up it`s arse!



woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# A mouse with batteries?
It's sheer madness, I tell you!

On a side note, Gee, I wonder who made this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# um
one of the blokes out of adam and joe?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Guess
again!

EDIT: Though, I agree, Jimmy Carr does look somewhat like Adam Buxton, I was referring to the flash game really...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#
"Created by Rob Manuel"
(BlackCat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# ahh
I didn`t install Flash under Linux.... another thingie on my "todo" list - after a single shot to Jamie Oliver`s head....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmm
shots
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# hahahah
i love the songs.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That's pretty good
worth the wait!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# ooh woo ,

I do like artistic Stuff
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# and that chemical brothers font
too.


woo though, for finding the trace bitmap function :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# :-)

and
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
the cantina band! WOO!

did they ever do a polyphonic mobile phone tune thing of that? it`d be worth upgrading to a fancy phone just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# woo! quality
have just been listening to the Velvet Underground "Andy Warhol" album so it seems quite apt.

i am also absolutely wankered and wouldn't be surprised if i do something totally stupid like waste a thread soon, apologies in advance if i do
(wizbits_armpit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Woo!
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# woo!
admittedly that is more faithful to the warhol monroe pic style, but i still think mine has a charm!
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yep, I like yours.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# I forgot to post this 2 weeks ago

so you can have it now
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# long range
rouge?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
funniest thing I`ve heard this hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Poor
guy. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# pah!
it was funny!

"go figure!" or whatever Americans say these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# A proud American would say something like
"What up, dawg? Word."
(Corn Dog, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge entry (unless this has already been done to death)


Tonight, Mathew, I'm going to be...a German Shepherd...

(Rex Monday, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# i went out tonite
and smoked some big long cigarettes and did this: website.lineone.net/~toxicwaste/
(iain with two eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Bloody hell
what were you burning in the first two pictures? Semtex?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# firebreathing
my friend, firebreathing

edit: 4 litres of paraffin for £2.63
(iain with two eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Jesus on a stick!
That's mad!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# madder than jesus
on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# leeterthanjesus
[dotcom]

/spamming cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Arty...
and someone appears to have blown themselves up!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yea..
he looked a little bit toasty :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# gaydar!
you didn`t actually smoke them, did you? you waved them around like a girl... cos your mum doesn`t let you smoke!


:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Go go
poi-er rangers.
(Tarquin., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# would you change your name
if someone poked your eye out?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# yes i would
...iain with two eyesockets
(iain with two eyes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Evening all...
how are we?

*waves*

stand by... im preparing ot post my 3rd ever b3ta pic, oh yes!
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I'm already wanking in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# in that case
ralph me lad, wank it and wank it hard!
(and look for the above thread in about 30 seconds)
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# *rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub*
*spurt*
*Kleenex*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# seemed kinda... I dunno...
fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks for
warning us.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# are you trying to get rid of us?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that reminds me of reckless_rik's
haunted weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# that was more of a
wooooo00000ooooo00000ooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# did you do backing
singing for Queen's 'bohemian rhapsody' video?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# didn't mean to make her cry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# if i'm not back again this time tomorrow
wait longer.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# if i'm not back again this time tomorrow...
thread singalong!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# beelzebub
has a devil for a sideboard for meeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# drum-roll please
"Ladieeeees and gentleeeemen...
Iiiiiiin the reeeeed corner...."
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# You're not
an evil doctor by any chance, are you?

Just asking.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# plays trumpet
doo doo dee dooo*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# go on admit it
that wasn`t a trumpet at all - you were just doing an impression of Betty Boop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# see
why can`t all new users be like this - engaging with the regulars, being fluffy, and generating some nice thread action!

woo! welcome! (cos I haven`t seen you on before)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# 'tis true
i am a newbie (been getting the mailout for about a year, decide to start potatochopping this week)
(darkness (not like the band), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# and bloody good
on you!


etc.

btw I am not gay, despite what Ijon Tichy might say
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
#

a little bit bigger

evenin all
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# Wow!
That's bewitchingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Duckeroo ?
Kuck ?

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# kangarooose!
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# See,
how do you get them to look so good?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# you just kind of....
put'em together right...
until your done.

and then you stop.

could you ask a more specific question?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# that's lovely :)
on so many levels

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# es muy bueno
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# ooooo
fuck that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# that is most
fabtastic thing i've ever seen
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, it's cheap labour
Although Doreen was "washing her hair" after work apparently :(

big
(Tarquin., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha
good old Doreen!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Had her . .
she was crap . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I have...
we shagged like rabbits all night.

woo! I'm back from my working holiday!
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# That 'Tetnus' bloke has got nothing on me!

Click BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# jesus
but you have talent!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# A bit of noise and blur
hide a multitude of sins!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
that pic is class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# don't forget blinging
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# haha
i almost miss his cocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# HAHAHAH
damn right!

Tetnus sux0r!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Blimey!
You can hardly see the join :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# there's a join?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I
think so. But I had to import it into Photoshop and zoom right in to see it. But it could just be something on my monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# yeah
sorry to shoot you down in a blaze of glory so to speak - but it`s a real photo

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# :-D
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# j00 r0x0r
LOL!1!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# That rocks
like a big rocky thing!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# I know there's no shark but . .
Is that real ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# course it
is... that`s a real photo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# This is making me DIE laughing...
DAYUM that is some anti-hummus hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Yay!
Brilliant! What a great suggestion it was to do a graffe and mouse. www.b3ta.com/board/2373194
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# do
a Steffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# A
Steffi?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# aye
Steffi Graf(fe)

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
What an excuse for a blatent giraffe-related repost:

(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Beautiful
shadowing there. Wootastic!
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# blimey
yeah that`s a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Thanks :-)

It's very lazy shadowing really
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# technically speaking
Those are reflected silhouettes. :)
(dances with nohands, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# gah!
you dreamwrecker!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] He was hard but fair . .
Apart from when it came to rodents . . and the french

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# even the french?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Edited . .
Because it's true :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# that
rules
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Nice
I like
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# This is after install and round 1 of updates...

sorry, needed to vent after around three hours of install
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# em....
why didn`t you install it off a magazine cover CD?!

thank god for RPMs and Linux....


edit: you`d have been better dowloading 700MB of Equilibrium off Kazaa ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# because
I can't afford hosting, yet alone a magazine. And I didn't realise you could get sp1 on a cover cd. And I didn't realise it'd take so bloody long. I'd jsut installed over 100Mb of updates before I started on sp1 )c:
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# yip, a lot of cover CDs have SP1
but.. apparently microsoft is to stop them from distributing it

- they must love wasting money on bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Possibly because
rumour has it you can't install sp1 if you're running a dodgy copy. I'm presuming a cd copy gets round that.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# hmm
dunno, I`d have assumed they were just big .exe files or .cab files so it wouldn`t matter

I`ve heard of people having problems after installing SP1 (a bit like the people who patched Mac Panther (I think! know nothing about Macs at all) and had problems with firewire)

not that I have a dodgy copy of XP kicking about or anything (i.e installed)....

*whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I have a
modified XP startup screen with an alternate boot shell so I don't have to start fiddling with reshacker. Windows update doesn't like modified boot strings or shell so I can't use it unless I turn it off. Then bloody SP2 re-replaced the dll files i'd replaced to allow the use of non-microsoft themes. Still haven't got round to sorting that again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# oooooooooh
you need to be 1337er!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# OR more bothered.
I can't be arsed currently.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# I had to download sp1 to get onto the uni network.
That download took me two whole minutes!
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# That'd be
thanks to the cash. Once Bob's finished reinstalling I'll be reinstalling Katie here.

And thanks to my new spangly Squid cache it shouldn't take nearly so damn long.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# woo
squid is bloody brilliant!

specially with custom rules, so you can block all those crappy webshites that host 90MB flash advertisements* and track cookies and stuff


*small exaggeration there
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# RPMs?
DEB files are where it's at mate!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ooh
you am hardcore h4x0r! you am debian unstable king I`ll bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Neh
Stable all the way! I just prefer using apt-get since it's way fucking easier and simpler than redhat's package thing.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# I use SuSE
with it`s nice wee YaST thingie

but I tell you what is nice.... Ark Linux.... very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I've heard a lot of people use Ark
I just like Debian since it's slightly familiar, and uses very little resources. Just has proftpd and samba on it.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# my uber 1337
mate swears by it

but my shitty wee web server doesn`t like downtime (cos I shout at it), so I just picked a distro I could have up and running and serving in an hour* (apart from having to build drivers for the ADSL modem!)

* most of this time is spent installing, cos it`s a piece of shit PC that ROCKED back in ... 1996!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I have nice 255mhz + 333mhz machines.
They rock like something that rocks HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I got a P2 400
off eBay for 50 quid.. but I have to give that to the other half`s cousin :-(

it would have been a nice new sidebottom.local too :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Nice deal
I found mine outside the local uni.

/hobo
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# yep
I agree.

apt-get rocks!

Although I'm still to actually configure most things I've installed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Installing from source is obviously the best option
but for small simple things like telnet, I really can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# bah
fonts!

are you gay or what?!

links is the best browser!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I changed it for that reason
I've never used the debian gui, command line all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# There's a GUI?
I don't have a monitor, so tv-out only. And install wasn't TV-friendly so I didn't bother with x
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# bollocks it is.
it takes forever and then nothing knows if it'll work with that version or whatnot.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I must say
a big up to `nanaman cos he`s been giving Linux a serious go!


woo to `nanaman!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# I had a lot of problems with certain drivers
and then having to compile a new kernel, which scared me muchly. So I just apt-get if all else fails!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# god
you`ve gone down in my 1337 scale!

kernel building is the place to be!

.. specially when you can`t boot back into your fucking system....

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# I managed it in the end.
But having just started using linux, it made me cry. I just wanted it to work!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hahah
not a chance mate!

I`ve a fair bit of (fairly novice I would say) experience, and when it fucks up good and proper, I`m stuck!

"ahhh nuke the bastard! start again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Mandrake and
urpmi for me. I guess I'm not as hard core :/
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Mandrake
Very hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# how hardcore
can a duck be?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I do add sources
from the command line ;)
The GUI tools bite
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# yarr, had a similar
problem recently - this is un-shopped:

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# computers
are so wank.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# you know...
I had to decide when I was 14/15 (I`m 28 now) whether to study art or IT

wish I`d chosen art... a lot less money, but way more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# see, i made the right decision.
i can tell it's right because it annoys my chemistry teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# nah that`s
cos you`re a clever and pedantic bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# she's still annoyed
because at one point i told her i wished i'd done something else instead of chemistry.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# That's only
about half a year. What's your problem? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# none I s'pose, if I want
to listen to it while it's copying I'll just bung the record on!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# lightweight
I had over 4,000,000 minutes recently
edit oh good grief I've just noticed splodgennes abounds, that takes me back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# koala-tea stuff, mate.
particklery 'the malcolm opera', 'I fell in love with a female plumber from harlesdon NW10' and of course, 'simon templar' :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# quick pint
(captain poultry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# mmmmm
yummy pixels
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# .
penguin walks into a bar and says:
"have you seen my dad?"

barman says:
"No, what does he look like?"

:/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# hahahahahaah
My Eyes!

Teh Goggles!
Tehy do nothink
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Well...
You know why the monkey fell out of the tree, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# it was
dead.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# you know what I say:
One good pun deserves another.

snarf snarf snarf!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# yay, followed
by a swift half repost

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# mmm
that's a quick pint :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# A duck walks into a bar
and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?"

"No, I don't have any grapes."

The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and asks, "You got any grapes?"

"No, I still don't have any grapes."

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks, "You got any grapes?"

By now the bartender was furious and screamed, "NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES! IF YOU WALK IN HERE ASKING FOR GRAPES ONE MORE TIME I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE BAR!!"

The next day the duck walks into the bar and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No, I don't have any nails."

"You got any grapes?"
(Kimbo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# We're...

Click for Big and Detailed
Added a few more since this morning.
Is there anyone else that should go in there?

Edit: Ok, I added Mccririck(?) a pirate, a vikingm and a badger to the big version. Going home. Thanks for your help. Will post this again for input in 15 hours. -Brian

Edit2: Bonus points if you can spot the elephant.
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Is clive in there?
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# guess not
who's that?
edit: point me to a photo
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I don't know where he is
He's round here somewhere
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# NO shark or polar bear??
but woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# there is a polar bear
top left corner, keep looking right
(DeviousMiscreant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# shark to the right of the "A"
polar bear behind Arnold

edit: it's a little garden shark springing from the soil
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I see!
even more woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# just to the left
of the late-blooming dildo
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# where is goatse?

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# could always chuck in a tub girl aswell
actually dont
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I showed it to my friend
Now she's scared of me...
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# oh..
nah...
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# deleting replies?
bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# not
exactly, but that's what happened
edit: sorry 'bout that
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i'm tempted
just to post it again out of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# It's a must!
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# no it isn't
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# me.
i should be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# and
Mystery Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I can't see
Patrick Moore
(McDave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
who?
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# hmmm
was moving too fast to capture an image
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yeah wheres tubgirl, goatse
and ....... flava flav
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I see no . .
Mccririck (how do you spell his name ??)

See my last post for a quick reminder of who he is :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# ah
i've got the perfect place for him...
will be in the next release
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# he's in there now

beside milton
below mr bean
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)
# A badger?
Viking?
Pirate?
The cartoon running boy thing?
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# ah, yes
thanks!!!
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Always here to help
:)
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# what's
running boy?
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Oh and are
Weebl and Bob in there?
and Joel Vietch (sp?), Crab of Ineffable Wisdom?
and Blode?
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# And chump manbear?
(Look at me go!)
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# he's there
below the polar bear and above nelson
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Okie
doke
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# repost because im drunk

is it a good enough reason?
(smoglane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
cocks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# it was only about 3 hours ago
you really can't handle your booze
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# says mister
"ugh I have to get up at 9am like"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i have to get up at 7am
and go to ealing. ON A SATURDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# we really don`t
need to know about "early birds prostitutes (tm)"!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# trademark pending
actually
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# what you going to
ealing for... on a saturday?
oooh broadway boulevard what a classsy joint!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# teaching
brass. for a guy who wants to watch the rugby instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# *sneaks on*
last chance to repost this for a year...

www.b3ta.com/board/2368878
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
it`s bloody sick, but still mightily woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# is it me
or does Pugsey look like the spazz brother of Superted

Scope? You mean the Spacstics don't you Dear
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for comp
"Bob regretted taking out that loan..."
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Yay!
Ace! Reminds me of my mortgage broker...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# A hard headed businessman?
My hair is proving more tangled than first thought. IT is half fully brushed, yet the other half is fighting back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Blimey!
You've been untangling it for ages...you mentioned it earlier on the board. Just how tangled is it?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Very.
My hair has a tendency to turn into thatch overnight, and after a week of being too rushed in the mornings and too lazy in the eveings to give it more than a general neatness brush, its looking rather like dreadlocks at the mo. I'm getting there though. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Or you could
just go the whole hog and turn it into dreadlocks proper. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I don't like
dreadlocks. Otherwise i'd be tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I've always
fancied them. But I don't quite have the hair for it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# how
are the shots going?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# I opened the wine,
and if I ever find out who brought it, they won't get another invite to a party again, since its god awful. I'm currently drinking kahlua and coke alternatively. I think I need to go and buy some more G & T ingrediants tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Subtle
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Subtle like
a nuclear explosion
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Well Nagasaki
was fucking subtle cuz none of the cranberry saw it coming did they..

Mr Fucking Smart Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# That's more unexpected
than subtle though.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# NOt entirely.
Nobody saw the bomb coming. The explosion itself was the last thing many people saw, and that, as explosions go was pretty unsubtle. Although damage to buildings wise, it was only as successful as it was since they were all made of wood.

I have a book on physics and nuclear arms sat on my shelf that I bought from a charity shop and haven't read yet. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Argh
punnage!!

w/y/h
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# threadjackal
Ok, I'm looking for a picture of the Munter. That's easy, the hard part is the one I want has the text was modified by someone (cleverly I might add) It said something like "I've eaten all the guys where I live" or something like that. It was funny enough that I remembered it six months later, just too stupid not to grab it when I could.

I tried to spazz for it; unsucessful. The archive search is broken. I used google but to no avail. I know you're not my bitches but help. Please? watermelon (I just wanted to try the filter)
(fishclown, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# It wasn't the
I eat anorexics from last night T-shirt pic was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Early Experiments in spiritualism . . . .
Could produce some unexpected results


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# haha!
eep!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# *cachinnate*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
oooo that was SO nearly a sprayage moment!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# the sidies are something to hold on to though
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
boo..I ment woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# arf
good night everybody
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# slacker
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

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