


doesn't have the latest flash, sorry :(
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:41,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
time for me to go play PS2, I'm not contributing to the fluff today
p.s. for Chimney Nutz: www.myfreecalendarmaker.com/ - it'll take some of the legwork out of it :)

I really don't know how many trolls are out there on b3ta. If you like a good troll, here is a screen cap (to big for here so I will be nice and link)
Big Mean Troll
I've gone to great lengths to fine tune the art of trolling. It's a special feeling I get.
Here is a movie that I made for them. (A few lil' swear words - M rating)
Proof that Michael Jackson is Guilty THE MOVIE
Well... anyone want to form an army? Here is the official Michael Jackson is Innocent Forum... these guys are straight up serious about this stuff.
mod edit: no thanks, we don't approve of that kind of thing
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:09,
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Big Mean Troll
I've gone to great lengths to fine tune the art of trolling. It's a special feeling I get.
Here is a movie that I made for them. (A few lil' swear words - M rating)
Proof that Michael Jackson is Guilty THE MOVIE
Well... anyone want to form an army? Here is the official Michael Jackson is Innocent Forum... these guys are straight up serious about this stuff.
mod edit: no thanks, we don't approve of that kind of thing
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2: we dislike arguments on message boards
3: we completely disassociate ourselves from any groups of trolls that go onto other messageboards to cause trouble
I'm not sure how many trolls are on b3ta, but your appearance just swelled the ranks by 1
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11,
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3: we completely disassociate ourselves from any groups of trolls that go onto other messageboards to cause trouble
I'm not sure how many trolls are on b3ta, but your appearance just swelled the ranks by 1

Joke. Gag. Spoof. A little ha ha? It's just a joke. Like why did the chicken cross the road?
I just posted some funny MJ art I did. And made a movie w/ a song I wrote. Sure maybe they were not the captive audience I was seeking. Funny how life is.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:16,
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I just posted some funny MJ art I did. And made a movie w/ a song I wrote. Sure maybe they were not the captive audience I was seeking. Funny how life is.

And you're a happy baby orangutan. You mimic christianity without any knowledge of the principles behind it. Do you get a thrill from irritating others, making their days a little worse? Do unto others et al. People like you make me sick.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:26,
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I was quoting what the person wrote about me... you see... you're getting it all wrong.
I drew a whack of Michael Jackson goofs. They are funny, at least to me and some others.
And I posted them on that board, took a few snap shots of the reaction of the crowed, posted their reaction back to them.
I mean, look at this snapshot. I just posted a goof pic of MJ in my cartoon style.
Goof pic of MJ
As for the hellish religious overtones, that was some other member screaming like its freekin' armageddon because I posted some cartoons there.
*giggles*
edit: on that mambla thing... I know. I was really drunk at the time on Irish Whisky.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:32,
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I drew a whack of Michael Jackson goofs. They are funny, at least to me and some others.
And I posted them on that board, took a few snap shots of the reaction of the crowed, posted their reaction back to them.
I mean, look at this snapshot. I just posted a goof pic of MJ in my cartoon style.
Goof pic of MJ
As for the hellish religious overtones, that was some other member screaming like its freekin' armageddon because I posted some cartoons there.
*giggles*
edit: on that mambla thing... I know. I was really drunk at the time on Irish Whisky.

I should know better than jumping in without full knowledge of a situation. My apologies.
However, trolling still isn't very nice.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:35,
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However, trolling still isn't very nice.

Let's face it. I was.

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:37,
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we don't want stupid crappy flame wars here
if you want to act like a silly eight year old, piss off to a playground or popbitch
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11,
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if you want to act like a silly eight year old, piss off to a playground or popbitch

Well, I did ask nicely. And now I know the boards stance.
I would say that I have learned something today.
A valuble lesson. And I love you all :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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I would say that I have learned something today.
A valuble lesson. And I love you all :)

sorry about the unfluffyness of my post, but this really isn't a good idea
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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I'm just in a good mood tonight. I couldn't resist myself w/ the troll because ... well... I mean... It's MJ. I was in tears crying I laughed so hard. So needed to share.
I sincerely think that he is a pedophile *sick* and justice will only prove this. Plus he looks like Planet of the Apes
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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I sincerely think that he is a pedophile *sick* and justice will only prove this. Plus he looks like Planet of the Apes

can i steal it and put it in my profile? (with credit of course)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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much better for eating soup than any other type of cutlery
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:13,
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Good to know. I totally appreciate the feedback.
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I know you probably have nothing better to do with your time, but really it's hardly constructive. And I think it's best for a court of law to decide whether he's guilty rather than you.
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The court of law cannot truely determine guilt.
Guilt is pre-determined before the court of law. All the courts can do is realize the guilt that is already there.
And there is a fence we all can sit on since we are not MJ. We can watch him dangle babies over balcones. Hold the hand in a somewhat passionate and intamate way of a 12 year old boy who shared his bed. And now is accusing MJ of violating him.
I'm not the courts, but I'm not stupid, and the evidence is quite clear by Michaels own admissions.
"No. But I have slept in a bed with many children." - Michael Jackson.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:51,
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Guilt is pre-determined before the court of law. All the courts can do is realize the guilt that is already there.
And there is a fence we all can sit on since we are not MJ. We can watch him dangle babies over balcones. Hold the hand in a somewhat passionate and intamate way of a 12 year old boy who shared his bed. And now is accusing MJ of violating him.
I'm not the courts, but I'm not stupid, and the evidence is quite clear by Michaels own admissions.
"No. But I have slept in a bed with many children." - Michael Jackson.

i've slept in a bed with many children. Kids I babysit for beg for me to stay with them til they fall asleep. That doesn't make me a paedophile.
There's a reason for objectivity. We don't know what has happened, all we know is what the media has fed to us. Funnily enough, the media aren't objective. They print things that will sell.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:56,
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There's a reason for objectivity. We don't know what has happened, all we know is what the media has fed to us. Funnily enough, the media aren't objective. They print things that will sell.

Sleeping in a bed with a child is not grounds for being a pedophile.
But... You probably don't have a history of allegations that you are one.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:01,
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But... You probably don't have a history of allegations that you are one.

there was only one notable one, which settled out of court.
If my child had actually been attacked, no amount of money in the world would make me stop pursuing the case. Unfortunately people take advantage of people with money.
just to say i can't reply anymore - back to work. So don't think you've won or anything ;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:03,
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If my child had actually been attacked, no amount of money in the world would make me stop pursuing the case. Unfortunately people take advantage of people with money.
just to say i can't reply anymore - back to work. So don't think you've won or anything ;)

In my mind. MJ is guilty based obviously on the allegations. And a few insights from the interview with how he handled Gavin. It came across queer, not at all what I would expect from a "father holding his sons hand" sort of norm.
MJ kind of emmits this, "I'm gay for boys" vibe.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:07,
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MJ kind of emmits this, "I'm gay for boys" vibe.

i advise you to think very carefully about what you have just said, and what you say next
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 14:14,
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i'm making a proper good B3TA 2004 calendar. i no someone's done it before, but not in a print off and keep way.
nominate here:
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:08,
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nominate here:

http://www.cartelcommunique.co.uk/b3ta/front.htm
July's a particularly good month
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:09,
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July's a particularly good month

and it's gonna fill the page etc etc and it's gonna be like an ACTUAL calendar, instead of having a tiny calendar bit and a naked person holding it...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11,
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inside, click the little "open" link down the bottom right
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:12,
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it'll be fluffier AND funnier and have legend of the month... what more could you want?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:13,
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of the topless b3tan calendar...
or better still, just making our own with our personal favorite image of the time...
no, actually, what I'd really like is a program that prints this month's calendar text over the bottom-right corner of my monitor, overlayed on my desktop wallpaper.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:16,
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or better still, just making our own with our personal favorite image of the time...
no, actually, what I'd really like is a program that prints this month's calendar text over the bottom-right corner of my monitor, overlayed on my desktop wallpaper.

put in EFFORT.
who would want to do that?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:18,
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who would want to do that?

after all, no-one here would want to spend a few minutes, a couple of hours, or in some cases a few weeks working on a picture/animation purely for fun
oh...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:24,
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oh...

it'll be great
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:12,
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not seen that yet? Very good though.
and that's got nothing to with it having 4 of my cartoons in of course
; )
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:28,
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and that's got nothing to with it having 4 of my cartoons in of course
; )

with MY personal favorites... it's far more enjoyable that way
you make YOUR own one if you wish, and others can make THEIR own ones, and we can ALL have our OWN favorites... and be much happier :)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:12,
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you make YOUR own one if you wish, and others can make THEIR own ones, and we can ALL have our OWN favorites... and be much happier :)

pressing 'print'.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:14,
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it'll just be your choices... you've not even picked images for people to nominate - considering there's hundreds of pics shown here daily, and thousands of people making and viewing them, there's almost no way you're going to be able to get down to a final 12 purely based on most votes cast
besides, I don't own a printer
"b3ta legend of the day/week/month", what's that all about then? there's no-one that special on here that they need singling out in any way - we all shit the same as everyone else, and put our underpants on one leg at a time (well, the ones that wear undies)...
a truly definitive b3ta calendar should also be an official b3ta production, with the mods and staff picking their favorites. and I think it'd have to be one of those block-sized desktop calendars with a day/image to a page, and it'd still be out of date before the end of the first week
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:23,
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besides, I don't own a printer
"b3ta legend of the day/week/month", what's that all about then? there's no-one that special on here that they need singling out in any way - we all shit the same as everyone else, and put our underpants on one leg at a time (well, the ones that wear undies)...
a truly definitive b3ta calendar should also be an official b3ta production, with the mods and staff picking their favorites. and I think it'd have to be one of those block-sized desktop calendars with a day/image to a page, and it'd still be out of date before the end of the first week

1. It won't just be 12 pics, there will be more than one every month
2. B3TA legend of the month doesn't mean indivial B3TA members it means the likes of No HAnds, Domo and the Furtive Bear...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:25,
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2. B3TA legend of the month doesn't mean indivial B3TA members it means the likes of No HAnds, Domo and the Furtive Bear...

Now this I gotta see...
EDIT: Damn you *shakes fist*
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:27,
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EDIT: Damn you *shakes fist*

you mean "meme of the month" then... and it's Furtive Bear and Fluffy Penguin
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:28,
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but it's hardly a meme, it's merely in the kit. I can't recall ever recognising it in anything, so it's most certainly inelligible for "legend" status
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:33,
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i can't be bothered. just trying to be nice and create a calendar for everyone and i get this...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:32,
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didn't mean to break your spirit, I was just engaging you in reasoned discourse on why this might not be as simple an undertaking as you thought...
of course, the fact that no images have been nominated may have caused you to stumble soon anyhow ;) you'e a good contributor, you've caught onto the mindset here very quickly - but you're still young (15 days a member)... with the old spazz being offline, finding "favorite pics" from the last month, let alone the last year, is a really difficult proposition anyway.
why not make your own calendar with your favorites, and just offer it out if anyone wants it, instead of trying to make "the biggest and best"?
p.s. look up, or in fact I'll just bung it here too: www.myfreecalendarmaker.com/
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:43,
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of course, the fact that no images have been nominated may have caused you to stumble soon anyhow ;) you'e a good contributor, you've caught onto the mindset here very quickly - but you're still young (15 days a member)... with the old spazz being offline, finding "favorite pics" from the last month, let alone the last year, is a really difficult proposition anyway.
why not make your own calendar with your favorites, and just offer it out if anyone wants it, instead of trying to make "the biggest and best"?
p.s. look up, or in fact I'll just bung it here too: www.myfreecalendarmaker.com/

i just thought it would be... nice.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:20,
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Larson probably... I was in Waterstones earlier, I really want his boxset of everything he's ever done, but it's £100! :-(
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:11,
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i'm slightly disturbed by the small hole in its chin. is that what it smokes through?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:58,
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pretty please
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:59,
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damn barsterds to the options toolbar off
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:54,
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Try adding your question to someone elses thread, preferably a shite one, by someone like STINKBOMB
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:55,
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unscrew the case, remove the bottle from the optic, and replace it with a different vintage.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:55,
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good one. I was trying to be slightly fluffy, then gave up
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:56,
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retype that in english... preferably on a windows XP help site?
have you considered checking the MS knowledge base? or looking at the helpfile? or accepting that telnet's meant to be on that port?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:56,
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have you considered checking the MS knowledge base? or looking at the helpfile? or accepting that telnet's meant to be on that port?

It port 23 the defult you should be able to change it
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:59,
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the port that the telnet server works on, or the port that you want the telnet client to use?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:04,
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and wave it over your motherboard and drives. Reset the telenet so you can change it.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:56,
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New person. Please read our FAQ.
(what's the site that gets filtered into rate my kitten?
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:50,
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(what's the site that gets filtered into rate my kitten?

the goat-named site's been posted successfully, and the bath-type site too... I'm not sure if any site gets filtered
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:53,
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Version 2 of SMEG is now up, with more euphemisms, but not the cartoon wanking person who will have to wait till version three now.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:48,
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all the time. I go out of my way to destroy as many as possible
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:46,
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I can confirm she's female, or at least very close to becoming so ;)
best to ask vulga, I'd assume he'd have noticed the difference by now if there is any
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:54,
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best to ask vulga, I'd assume he'd have noticed the difference by now if there is any

...something about the seeds that scares me.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:47,
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dunno if anyone already knows, or even cares, but the bloke who played Lucas Wolenczek (the young geek) in SeaQuest has croaked, he was 27
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:44,
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says suicide hasn't been ruled out
let's face it, Darwin got all the better lines
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:49,
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let's face it, Darwin got all the better lines

Is it me or do you remember Dr. Who being much scarier?

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:36,
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i just clicked your profile and saw that one. and then you post it 3 seconds after that.
här är det inte särskilt kallt förresten...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:37,
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här är det inte särskilt kallt förresten...

of bbc worldwide. and a tardis. and a dalak and an other thing
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:49,
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He's a zeppelin. An irritating little fuckhead who the world would be better without.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:37,
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www.b3ta.com/board/2372989
His 16th or so time of asking.
And for a picy, have pea-roast of me after I brushed my hair last night:

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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:46,
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His 16th or so time of asking.
And for a picy, have pea-roast of me after I brushed my hair last night:


I should get a pic like that... I could probably have got one at halloween, that's the first time I've had my hair down in a social situation since it passed my shoulderblades
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:51,
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with me facing the facing my crappy camera phone.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:54,
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just a shame you didn't make the spoon fit in a bit better...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:34,
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switch to sitting on the fence I've ever seen Student!
woo to the pic by the way!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:37,
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woo to the pic by the way!

what makes it funny. Only the spoon needs work.
Woo to the concept.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:38,
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Woo to the concept.

but Im hungover and I just found the idea of a spoon funny. cant say much more than that really
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:39,
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some kind of clown? some piece of cutlery in a wig and makeup, here to make us laugh?
yes, I thought so
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:47,
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yes, I thought so

born in W london, moved to sweden for the bueatiful girl on my left.
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But does anyone know where that picture of Michael Jackson escaping the police on a tricycle can be found? as it seems to have vanished off the board.
and yes you are my bitches!
woo to the pic though
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:26,
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and yes you are my bitches!
woo to the pic though

but i'm not there till monday.. could do with it asap
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:29,
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click "View older posts" scroll through the page. If it's not ther click "Older messages"
You'll get there eventually.
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:31,
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You'll get there eventually.

I do know how it works here you know and yes tried older posts thing but must be going blind cause i couldn't see it...
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:39,
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very nicely done!
I almost expected you to hit the standing guy in the bollocks as well, though ;)
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:27,
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I almost expected you to hit the standing guy in the bollocks as well, though ;)

trick just last night, blinding!!!
woo & yay!!
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Sat 22 Nov 2003, 12:30,
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woo & yay!!

Woo, yay and a houpla in the corner pocket!
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