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# Everyone left the cinema when it started going on about parties.
the reviews seemed to have overrated it

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# there you go
lethe
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# *pssst*
whats the pic of?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# photoshop tennis match
the last installment
here!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# However, due to a warwound from 'nam
Corporal Flamingoguy was the last to leave...

(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# I see you have hacked into my profile.
Well I guess as being a bunch of nerds you would know how to do that wouldn't you.

mod edit: I really doubt they have, your profile looked like that earlier on when I saw it.

mod edit2: and it's really best to stick to posting pictures, have a read of the faq at the top of the page :)

mod edit3: you don't know baa do you? I just ask out of curiosity...

mod edit4: here you go, I made the faq thing above into a link. I suppose I could the one here a link too, but that seems like overkill. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

mod edit5: actually, I just want to try something out, hope you don't mind...
 
that's kind of cool, in a nerdy sort of way ;)
 

mod edit6: hey, glen! you can have this thread for chatting, but anymore seems a bit greedy! unless you've got a picture to post, did you read the faq yet?
 
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# i see you have hacked your own profile
your dad must be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# My Dad has more important
things to be doing than pay attention to me on the computer
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# tough crowd
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I could have em
I'm 'ard me*

* May or may not be a load of bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# i read that in a
sexual tense, i.e. you could "have" them because you were "hard"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Oooooh Matron!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# boing!
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# i'm not!
but i have a powerpuff girl on top of my monitor... that could kick their arse
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I have magnets.
Noone can stand the MIGHT and POWER of my magnets!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaahhaahaaahaahaahaahahaahaaahahahahahaaaaaahahaaaahaaahahaaaahaahaahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I
have Buddy Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Does it involve the dog?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# dog/wife
same difference, Glenn2003 was still the product
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# yes
most people have more important things to do than pay attentoin to you
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# awww come on i've only just signed in and have a long coupla days
please don't make me sad
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# six things
1. i didn't do it
2. i bet you did it yourself to get attention
3. i didn't do it
4. i didn't do it
5. come on the england!
6. i didn't do it
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# and you just
happened to take a look at your profile after one of us 'hacked' it?

grow the fuck up.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# oooh vork
glad you're here. I need to thank you for that profile-hacking code you sent me.

nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# *taps nose*
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# shut the
watermelon up nerd, no ones talking to you. Damn nigels.

mod edit: sorry, I think you didn't mean to type that...
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# were all black!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# yeah
this is a black board isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# yes,
i am two black people conjoined to form one mighty consciousness.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# you
just talked to him.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# oh you are
racist now? Great - GO FUCKK YOURSELF you little shite.

I despise racisim and you - after being slightly annoying are now sub human. Go away.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Didn't
see the profile? It's almost Swiftian in its rapierlike subtlety...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# ho ho ho
the fact that you addressed b3ta as a whole as 'a bunch of nerds who hacked your profile' YOU are talking to us all. zeppelin.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Glenn2003 smells
and is a bumgay
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# hey he's on my turf
(oh wait that was an insult)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# give up
and if you hate this site so much why don't you just go away? Or that not possible for your tiny mind
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# Greedy bastard
2 N's to spell Glenn
(dazzarazza, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# see
they change it without mty permission
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# AWWW
diddums

go to your daddy and sue them for editing one of your posts.

_cunt_
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# mods dont need permission
to change stuff.
its what mods are for.
genius.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# BANANA!
BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!BANANA!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Coconut
Coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! Willis_McScruff, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# and, indeed, pineapple.
what an enriching branch to this thread.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# mtv's?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# why don't you change it
again, to something slightly less likely to get you killed
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# why would anyone bother?
i barely even know how to turn my computer ON, let alone "hack" into anyones profile. i just make pictures for fun.
cock off.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# seconded
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# thirded
fourtheded
fifthded
sixthed AND WATERMELONING SEVENTHDED!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# motion carried
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# oh dear
what have I created?
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Ocelot
Flying ocelot lawyers...
(Wolfers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# haha
i likey


hello board.... university interviews are annoying
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Yay
for never having had (a relevant) one, yet still being on a degree course!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I never went to one
bu-wa-haha
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# i'm going for medicine so everyone has to have one
sadly they can't do em over the phone as i live in cumbria and am applying to brighton/sussex medical school
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# 1. You're doing medicine? AHHHHHH!
2. I went to Sussex. But then, I've lived in Sussex since 1984
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# b3tan + scalpel = UNSAFE
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# oh come on
think of the headswap madness!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# run away!
not you, lemony. You stay right there where we can see you.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# *giggles and rubs hands in a faintly disquieting fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# From what I've been reading in the papers
they've beaten you to it!

evenin' Lemony
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# well goodness gracious me.
i do believe that's rather woo
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# no subject. no subject at all
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
'kin 'ell

kill it.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# thanks
i now need physcriatric help

;)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Christ!
Not the sort of thing you'd attach to a ransom note, is it?

wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# nice one.
self portrait is it?
happy baby orangutan
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# she's a valued employee: she doesn't need to take toilet breaks
rogan's one made me think of this. so don't blame me!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Bounty-ful
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
eww!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff !

Pffff .... Take your own responsabilities !!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# ok
blame me! it's the image i wanted to make! :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# ahhh! the redex!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# how odd.
try refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# refreshing what?
refreshing iced tea?!
what?
don't leave us in suspense!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# a nice
refreshing wee of course.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# a wee what?
wee dram?!
stop torturing us!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)
# a wee
minichallenge entry of course!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# phew!
I'm glad we cleared that up!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] employing beagles.
it's essential to give a potential employee something he's familiar with. otherwise the work will be substandard and next thing you know the company will go tits up. he seems to be doing a good job though!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Heehee
He's a 1000 a day beagle
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# haha
give him a cigar!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# good idea
do that
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# why would he smoke cigars
when he has all the cigarettes he'll ever need?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Never employ beagles!
Never! They eat your stamps, they're hairy... It's a false economy.

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Dearest Lethe...
It's a shame one of the candles started levitating towards different body parts of your swat man... i think he's set alight


(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Ah, but never fear!
For the Swat men and women of today go nowhere without their trusty giant alsation fire extinguishers!


Click for biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Thats no tennis ball

Still getting used to tatty
(sirhiss, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Woo
that picture wasn't taken in Uplawmoor was it now?
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Ignore me
The tennis courts are facing the wrong way from the wee hut. I just remember those tennis courts cause I played stoned tennis on them during the summer.. ahh the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# mini-challenge

Apologies for that ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# hehehe
loon.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# it's freaking me out!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Hahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# what the...

take it! take it all! just don't hurt me!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# i love
that!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# A better version of the pic posted last night by wmcheesemassa.




(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# should i find these
funny. or are they just shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# i have to say
that i've seen better pics...

no offence, just that the original svenno is funnier than that.

/unfluffy
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i just
reposted something from another person. I just dont like him putting me on a tards body. I would rather be an protestant extremist.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# ooh
controversial.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I may be young,
but at least I'm not some low life spending way to much time on this site. Do you have a job? Get a life you nerd.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# he does have a Job
and you know how childish you sound unsulting somebody you know nothing about? Grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Seriously
You people are on here all the time, some more than others. At least if this site were more than funny pix and vid clips, I may be ok to be here that often.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# most of us
have well paying jobs. that we can skive off from and talk to nice people on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# ah
but it might just be coincidence that we're here the same time you are.

in fact, maybe we're all just in your head.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I post mabey once a week
unless I am in a conversation such as this.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and yet,
you keep coming back
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah
But to be fair, that's only because he's too stupid to work out how to change the page that his browser points to.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# You missed something off the list in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Possibly
a more effective insult if it wasn't posted on an internet message board
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehe
and if he was old enough to have a job that isn't a paper round.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Are you serious
I dont need money.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# houston
we have a mummies boy. i repeat. we have a mummies boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# You brits, you crack me up.
I live with my dad who has MONEY. I am there for that. I will probably move out though when I turn 18 next year.

mod edit: you accidentally made that a competition entry, I turned it off for you :)
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# when I turn 18 next year
Hehe - glad you felt the need to share that.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# oh wow - what
a difference your DAD's money not you mothers.
Wow thatmakes all the difference. Fortunately money means you don't have to have any manners or a decent attitude to other human beings.
so nice to be offensive isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# just guns and bombs.
go on the catholics! (is this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Here, I think you need this...

Yes, I know it's leeching, but it's from Amazon, and they are the root of all Evil, aren't they? Aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# hehe
you said job! sounds a bit like... nob! wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# ha ha
he must have heard from somewhere that you're a cranberry....

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# ooh,
is this that person you told me to pretend to hate?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# that's nice dear.
have the doctors told you if you'll ever go through puberty?

it'll get bigger one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# he he he he he he
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# you seem to keep mentioning that,
Do you want to see my cock is that it?
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# no thanks
i've already got a boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# oooooh!
Berk - I think he just called you gay!

Can't imagine why he would insinuate such a thing.

happy baby orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# hello dear
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# not at all bad
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I'm ok
I have a lovely box of chocolate seashells, and am about to eat a chocolate starfish snicker
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# I think he might do to it
what he's done to his own...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# don't put your head
on the board.

problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# They're not
one and the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I hate Saturday night TV

/Relurks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# w/y/h
mmm... nurse foxy
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I'm sure Swansea's Morriston Hospital
has an Evil Death Ray Unit...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# fantasick
...
(inflateable, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# mmmmm
nurse foxy
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# yeh, but it has
roxanne, she's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# and the anim has chloe
another old favourite
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmm
Chloe...
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# TV's not what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Heheheheh
Willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Woo!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# hooray
a big dangly woo yay houpla to you
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# I went to the college where they film Casualty
FACT! :)

Brunel College, Bristle - Actually stood by Dr Wise's sign!

Used to see Clare Goose all the time, I would have
(Bristol Tom, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# I was on the Trafford Centre Program
On the credits for the entire series - I'm sure there should pay me lots of loyalties for that? Would be worth a try maybe?
(QueenCheese, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# royalties
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# That am woo
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Mon 24 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# A backhand volley...
And your swat man turns into someone at a fancy dress party... eejit!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# And every birthday party needs
Balloons and cake!


Click for biggerer
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerbil Tennis

What would it be like if gerbils played tennis?
(Wolfers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# The ball would land on them
and they would die.
next?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# After much consideration
I would.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# hurry up! hurry up! hurry up!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# DRILL-GUY got his medication in the end,
and they all lived happily ever after
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Damn
Did he drill anything? And if so, did he then use wall plugs to securely fix the screws to the shelf he was fitting in place on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# only his
BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Did he do a good job
with the shelves?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
class
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# woo hoo!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# it seems quite cruel
if you look at it for a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Heheh
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Teehee!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# haha
Superb !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# yay for mini-challenges
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Is that
a novelty toilet roll holder I see before me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# no
it's a picture of four of them.

/magritte
/cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Great
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# yaaaay!!
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Yes !
woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# The truth about Glenn2003.
(sniper sent by jesus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Gah!
Get out of my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# what?
...

:P
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# had an odd dream last night...
with something like this in it

wider image is better methinks
(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# meep!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# erm
that is terrifying!
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Did you wake up swimming in your own love juices?

I would.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# shitting crikey!
i wouldn't like to find one of THOSE in my sock drawer.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
or do i meanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Stop the medication
Eeeeeeeeeep
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# crikey!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# wow
that's marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Excellent !
in a stay away from me way :)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I updated my personal site
BIG PRIZES* for anyone who can spot any watermelon ups.
www.b3ta.co.uk/

(* This is a lie)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# embarassing as it is, on the distraction game,
i went straight for the goatse link, and clicked frantically
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Can I have a BIG WATERMELON
if I spot any prize ups?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# it has a fucking
flash pop-up jobbie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# didn't here,
you ad-a-wared recently?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# only site it's happened on
and no. it's a week old install
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# it's a DHTML thing
it's harder for pop up blockers to spot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# mine blocked it,
which suprises me
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i'm only using the google toolbar
popup blocker which probabaly explains a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i just have mozilla's built-in one
it does exactly what is says on the tin
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# the isp wants £15 to turn it off
One day I'll pay them. But not today.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# urg
are you paying for the hosting?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# wow
that is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# take a look
here:
www.streamlinenet.co.uk

They do unlimited space hosting with unlimited bandwidth for only 45 quid a year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# indeed
seems a very good deal.

and you get a refund if they can't handle the bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# yup
have talked to them - their biggest user does 150 GB a month. So they can handle a sheadload
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# oh,
perhaps i just closed it as a reflex action
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I've spotted one.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# then tell me
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# No.

I haven't really - I'm just being a cunt.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# there's decent stuff on there
that's GOT to be a mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# neat
some more stuff to play with...

on an unrealted note, i'm currently listening to 'speedcorrie' by dj fisheep. odd. and scary. but mostly odd.

:)


edit: goddammit that distraction game is annoying :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# yep
I know. It's kinda the point. Although maybe it's too successful in it's aim...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Did anyone (aside from myself) actually watch
that show last night? It must have been acted. Please, tell me it was acted!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# hmm..
'I'm always interesting to hear about creative projects. '

Should it be interested?
(roboglitch, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# This afternoon, I have mostly been teaching myself Flash
And anyone who wants to view my first anim is more than welcome.
I was feeling very disillusioned with the state of my relationships. Plus I needed something to teach me the basics.
You're all lovely.

(Opens in new window)

David
(Scary Dave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# ooh good start
keep at it and us a masterpiece!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# We're not lovely.

But that flash thing is.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# love is
WHAT!?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# your button needs a hit space thing
it's the 4th frame in the your button movie. make a box bigger than the text.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Ah, so
You mean an invisible button? Ta for the tip. I shall do that when I come home pished from the pub.
(Scary Dave, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# it will be invisible
but it's not an invisible button. Oh - I can't remember the terminology. Just look at the 4th frame and have a play.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i agree
and keep up the flash goodness, i would post some flash but it would be pearostage.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# that am most woo
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

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