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Let us rape and pillage!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

ill rape

you pillage

we'll meet by that tree later

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

sounds like a plan

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

it should do

now, where are my lucky raping pants?

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)

Lol, we'll meet outside london!

*harry hill's TV burp*

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

On the other hand, let's just scare the crap out of 'em.

(Astatine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:32, archived)

is that.....

BJORK???????????????? omg bjork is SOOOOOOO coooool!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:45, archived)

raping and pillaging = yay

I've just discovered isketch. Be there a B3ta room?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:24, archived)

sometimes,

near the bottom

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:39, archived)

Look out!

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

hmmm

seamless

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

be helpful

not a tit

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

tits can sometimes be helpful

or at least pleasant

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

He's spewing help you fool

and subtle warmth

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)

Was not intending to be a tit

merely remarking on the problems of inserting objects into pictures such as that. I can't help, because I am useless :(

(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:28, archived)

heheh

how sweet. Now we must find out if the chick survived.

did it?

(Ghost_rider_on_a_unicycle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

BEHIND YOU!!!! ARGGHHH

TJ: Dumb kids on C4. Oh how I laugh at their ways.

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magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

on with the signs

(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

Legless kangaroo with a huge erection ahead

(sorry)

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

Kangaroos have testicles in front of the cock.

100% Fact

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

i have that on my door

wish mine said jumping bastards...seems more welcoming

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

Always showing off they are !

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

Wooyay!

That's nice.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:25, archived)

Rabbit

in the wrong body

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

and so it was done

i tihnk i have an elton fetish :S

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

I think you have

Image Ready

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

flash

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

Can I put my knickers back on yet?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:27, archived)

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

hohoho

(Lord of the Beans, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

cor blimey

that looks just like a place near me, there's a post box, a bus stop, a pillar, a shop!
althought it looks like the sign says "Applicium Yollage" and that's nowhere near me

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

that would be village

/sarcasm

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

applicium village, sorry, i allways mix those two up

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

Damn them and their movie trickery

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

A mighty woo

from me! *Thumbs up*

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

woo and etcetera

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

Woo for lil detail!

Woo for small men with chinese hats running around with background scenery!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

woo!

is he only staying still? It's not obvious

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

hehehe

Woo !

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

arf!

I see what you did there.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

thanks to freakimus

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

woo yay!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

...

weird !?

woo

(fcknuts, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

this was posted earlier

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

Odd

very odd.

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B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

173 kb

I shall delete this now you have it
edit: oh and a super woo for you!

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

dammit!

i should have shrunken it! thankee

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

no trouble

*doffs hat*

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

Then I shall delete this!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

my timings buggered

but here goes

(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

haha

Yoda!

edit: timing I have fixed for you.

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cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

tres Yoda

shoulda put a "hmm?" in there too.

"like a twat you drive hmmm?, cunt"

(Mr_Rense, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

thanks

you

(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:19, archived)

coolio.

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cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

woo!

it's funny cos it's true

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

i don't drive though

sorry

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Ha ha

classic

(Ghost_rider_on_a_unicycle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

strayluns get all the best* super heros

*open to discussion

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

was that

inspired by my drawing on isketch last night

is this glass cock

www.misternicehands.com/

edit sorry got the wrong link try now, pull it god damn you

in the words of sarah cox "turn it up loud"

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

*guffaw*

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

I'd love to say yes

but I wasn't on isketch last night

(and that link just attempts to open shedloads of nasty pop-ups ... which is glasscock of sorts I suppose)

edit: it worky now ... pfffffft

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

i think it works now
(edit: there are popus sorry i didnt get them coz of google toolbar but its worth it)
i could have sworn you were playing last night, crazy!!

(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

I do have a twin brother

he's an architect ... was I/he drawing with lots of straight lines?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

i like the fact

that he DOESN'T need a telephone cell to make a seamless, fluent change to his superhero costume!

w/y/h!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

no argument from me

that's a fancy superhero and no mistake.

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freshlegs, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

yay !

I'd say he makes a great entry in my top 10 super heros chart.

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

A test...

How does that look?
edit: inspired by this...

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

what about the gap?

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

chain of shops that sell shit beige clothes

but that's not important right now
/airplane

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

hahaha

top answer sir

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:15, archived)

gap

the piss!

(oil bolivia, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

shave the snip

oops, hairdresser octopus (Parappa 2) popped into my head

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

no way

the gap isnt as dangerous

(Mr_Rense, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

Out of context

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

I thought

Mind the Piss station was somewhere on the Bakerloo line?

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DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

Sorry.

What?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

I will now put my hand up

and declare I haven't a clue what I'm on about. Apologies.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Good

Now raise your game and do it again

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:22, archived)

Context?

Context's for wimps. Non-sequiturs is where all the fun is.

Now, for the cotton wool balls to be soft, I cup the rice with two hands.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

Take three bananas

then use a whisk to beat the pancake

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Playing the cello

with less than two sharp taps to the side of the dog.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

most of them from rhodesia

uganda or tanganyika

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:16, archived)

You're supposed to use gifs for stuff like that.

That's what I was told. In a friendly voice, of course.

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gnu2000, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

I personally think it makes little difference

when it's that size - that jpeg's only 6kb.

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:14, archived)

Katie Melua had a pretty good publicist

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

anyone here have her album ?

That is a nasty pic of her inside the case, under the CD.
It scared the shit outta me when i took the CD out.

oh yeah - great pic

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JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

post it!

post it hardest!

(oil bolivia, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:11, archived)

how did u

do the deely boppers on yer donation icon

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The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:18, archived)

scroll back throungh the spaz a page

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JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

Some people here need

Fluff :)

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B33R Drink me, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

A giant black cat...

...with the sun admiring it in a maternal but oh-so slightly disturbing paedophilic way?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

a cat whose tail

is propped up by a tree

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

you forgot..

the floating sheep!

(fabfoxap62, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

While the sun

drips a tiny tear upon it.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

that's no tear..

(mwybsb, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:20, archived)

it looks as if it's about to poo.

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cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

it's just shat those trees

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

it looks like a new form of cat too.

we're used to the old 2+2 like rollerskates, but they seem inline.

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cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:09, archived)

cute

tj:anywhere know where I can get a Fla file for a beat-em-up. I've tried Flashkit but to no avail.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

you're mean

wah!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

I are a bored head

i are, i are indeed

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

No 3 in a series of admittedly poor musical puns...

...Heart Transplant:

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superbabyproject, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

Fucking hell!

Are you proud of this?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

Get you....

...see above.

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superbabyproject, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

Yes, and?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

Obviously heckling isn't something you understand.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

You're pissing in the wind mate...

...

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superbabyproject, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

Heckling:

"To try to embarrass and annoy (someone speaking or performing in public) by questions, gibes, or objections; badger."

Badger. heehee!

(McChaff, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

YAY! Got my Graphics tablet today

All I need to do now is learn how to draw.

Have a 'Mild Green Hairy Lipped Squid'

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

Yay!

Perhaps that should be the new thing that people draw when they get a graphics tablet?

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freshlegs, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

you got my vote on that one

Nice 'tash action there !

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

He borrowed it off

Tom Selleck. He likes it so don't think Tom will be seeing that again.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:07, archived)

Woo! (Sorry, threadjack)

What's a good size for animated gif to stick on this board? Don't want to piss off dial-up people..

(edhead, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

200 k is about the max file size

for an animation

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

though

the very politest people tend to aim for not more than 150k. 200k if you really have to.

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freshlegs, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

good

but you still have to draw a comedy cock

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

That was the first thing I drew

but decided it's been done before. I'll do Saddam in a santa hat if you like?

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

have you drawn the obvious yet?

yay for the squid

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

oh happy b3ta birthday

you super star you!

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freshlegs, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

cheers :)

you're older than me here
you've posted much more than me

and you're for sure more a super star than me :)

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oCo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)

numbers aside,

your stuff is super, and it's great that you've stuck around. hooray for you, and your ilk (though they are few)!

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freshlegs, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

Yay

makes me think of a vermicious knid.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

yay! happy Birthday Mr. Oco!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

ooh

a b3taday for you, congrats

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

woo!

thats great!
im jealous

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:03, archived)

happy b3taday

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)

hip hip

huzzah!

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

ahoy me hearties...

/wanders off again

(The Captain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

about that shark porn...

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

So wrong!

Really didn't need to see that text!

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jola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

you did

it had to be done

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

Erk.

No idea whether any of that is fact but I'm not convinced I wanted to know all that.

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Hoagie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

argh!

thay wobble alternately, then in unison!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

arse

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JJ, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

Top Trumps!

my Basking Shark beats your Blue Whale!

(gowithnoakes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

that's not actually true

see?

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

Ahh, thank you

I wondered where I'd seen that before.

(Crumpet, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

it's still

cool as hell,
which ironically isn't that cool

(screamingchicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

Hmm.

I think that's actually intestine.

www.snopes.com/photos/whale.asp

edit: gah - mindpiss!

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

mind the piss!

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Laughing Boy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

ewwwwww

surely that's nfsw?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)

(J R Hartley, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

Puntastisch!

Es ist sehr gut, ja!

/Deutsch

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

May I say

that made me laugh.

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Newington, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

I done teh image

lol i't was in my head lol!!!11!oneone

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

I think

you jumped on this bandwagon a few months ago, and it bored me then, too

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jola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

yes?

what is it you want?

(1, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

That's a fox.

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magnum, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

a fox or cat

with a yellow monkey clinging to it for an unknown reason - maybe love?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

you dull shite

(gowithnoakes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

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