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Aargh Nooooooo!!!

I just answered the phone to a client with 'Good Morning, b3ta...'

Fuck Fuck Fuck. I am a twat.

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

you are a legend

its a good thing....

eek

(doktored, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

how did you pronounce

'b3ta'?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

I believe,

(and I could be wrong here) but I believe it rhymes with "carrot"...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

if you pronounce it absolutely correctly

dogs start barking.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

This has been bothering me for a while

I know the FAQ says it rhymes with "peter" but I have it in my head fitting in with the song "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay
I love bee-three-tee-ay"

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

what a delightful ditty

i like that. i'm going to sing it in the sun

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

I'll try and think up some more words

for it

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

Go you.

It's mondays. They're shite.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

hehe

heh eheheheh

that's the funniest thing i've heard for ages.

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:14, archived)

hehee

did they reply with woo? or yay?

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:19, archived)

They started 'em young in those days

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

Special Brew?

Or is it Red Stripe?

(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

nah

it's Stella.

It got a bit blurred for some reason - potatoshop does nasty things if you transform when you've got a layer's mask active rather than the layer itself. Doesn't seem to blend the pixels together properly.

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

I followed that

right up to where you said 'reason'

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

getting

the kids started on good ol' wife beater. thats what we like!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

Any idea

how it got the name 'Wife beater'? Me and my mates were wondering that the other day, in the pub.

(Choaderboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

'cos it sends you fucking loopy

and in the morning you can't remember anything from 9:30pm onwards. Loopy enough to beat your wife. I haven't done this of course.

As far as I know.

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:15, archived)

think its because its 5.2% and the beer of choice for the abusive gentleman.

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:16, archived)

hello

i'm still here.
i just wanted you all to know that i am still here, in the background and lurk around most days admiring all the fantastic 'art' :)
just so you know.
that is all.

(fluff, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

PHEW!

Thats a relief! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

Uh-oh it's a lurker alert.

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Ted, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

i might have to make one of those

(lurker alert)

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

am at work

so can't do any potatochopping :( and recently haven't even had time to do any when at home :( but i do spend a lot of time watching the board roll by...

(fluff, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

i thought you'd be worried

(fluff, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

here you go

play with these:
WWII Posters new window clicky

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

he's watching you

is crying out to be Furtived

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gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

and Sponged too

no doubt. If only Jellyhead could be arsed...

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

If only

Jellyhead could reach the gun.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

Heheheheheheh.

Ho yes.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

new booty

does this work?
right click, save target as

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

xcom

anyone here go to xcom?

it was fun :D

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tef, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

Yup

I went with some friends and saw Rob, David who did the 'Ya-Da' animation and a couple of other people.

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

does anyone

know if the creator of www.realultimatepower.net is on the board?

(doktored, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

and on it is

clicky

(doktored, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

have you seen

this?

</shameless self-promotion>

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

self-criticising art ...

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nyarlathotep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

me like

that

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

oooooh!

That made me giggle, woo and yay to you sir.

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JayBeeEmm, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Yay

No more than he deserves, the pretentious twat.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

self-criticising art

did anyone hear the Blue Jam monologue where Chris Morris's 'care in the community' guy did a monologue about how he had been installed as a self-criticising art installation at one of Suzie's dinner parties. Will Self: "I have never seen such a klepto-masturbatory enterprise"

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gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Test Tube Kittie

A new form of Art

(jason500, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

sweet

small enough to play table-football with

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breel, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

I can picture it now...

With "Breel" written on it's little head.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

woo

im off to make a tiny tattoo kit, for just such occasions.

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breel, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

Maybe just a stencil

with a can of spray paint. Not that I'd be making suggestions like that or anything...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

hmmm…

you could be on to something there.

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breel, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

Birth

of the Tesla kitten

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

hmmm

Brainwashed's links of the week look familiar...

(christophaloph, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

can anyone else remember

these kids books going by the name of storytellers it used to come with a tape(cassette)and one of the characters was a black cat... what was this cats name?
Im thinking its something like Gobelino, but it just doesnt seem quite right.

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

Yay!

I remember them! They kicked ass! I remember one had Shorty the Satellite. Don't remember the cat though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

Right on the money

"one called Jessica was black all over, the other - Gobbolino - had one white paw"

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gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Boom!

I remember this. Anywhere near?

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Yay!

I read them, they were ace! Ahh, nostaglia...

(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

Nostaglia?

Is that near East-Angular?

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

East Anglia?

thats in another country isn't it?

snigger

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

that kind of language

is barred! and you know it!

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

you do watch it.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

No, I just heard

the mp3 of that particular bit. 'Twas in the newsletter.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

but I did find that mp3 hilarious :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

the story does sound pretty similar

but it was books with collections of different stories in.

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

Gobelino

rings a bell with me - can't think why though...

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

Yep, My fave was

Fords's toy cars. I remember there were some trolls that nicked his cars, and said 'pull off tyres, eat tyres' all the time.
Wow, flashback.

*EDIT - I still have a load of them back home somewhere, if anyone's desperate for them*

(sasquatch, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

not desperate for them,

but if you could scan one of the covers in though i would be most greatfull, and also, if you could let me know the correct spelling of 'gobolino'

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

Anyone remember a story from Storyteller

about some kind of monkey which is imprisoned by a voodoo man who was going to turn him into a chair or something?

If only there was an online collection of them somewhere...

Binst

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binster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

tony does himself...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

sick

evil, etc.

(crazymum, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

i love that

soooooooooooo much!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

I could just go for

a plate of Spong on toast right now.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

The infamous 'hand of Bod' incident

(13 Floors Up, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

hahahahahahaha

fantastic!!
woo!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

i watched

but i never understood!
or the moomins!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

Bod

Who did? Was he a Buddhist, an alien or just a plain slap-headed weirdo?

(13 Floors Up, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

Dunno...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

bod

the voiceover was John Le Mesurier who is one of the coolest people of all time...

JleM fact - he attended the BAFTAs in something like 1972 smoking a massive spliff, and went up to receive his Best Actor prize from Princess Anne whilst extremely monged.

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gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

i think my boss may be on to me

oh shit, I'm self employed

(trumpet, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

*guffaws*

fantastic word.

(Dies Irae, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

to answer your question amarella

(I was searching for degrading pics of kittens so away for an entire page)
I think its best to illustrate :

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

Awww

your makeup looks cute, nice choice of colour =)

(Dies Irae, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

But it's such a lovely shade of purple!

owowowowowowow, that's what it looks like.

(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)

I quite honestly am

a little embarrased to leave the house.SponGed.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

b3ta spin?

Monkey?

(SF, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

that monkey

is buying beer fro that vending machine.

we have all seen the devestating effects that booze has on monkeys. it so funny seeing monkeys fall over.

there was a program on tv about drunk monkeys the ather week, i laughed lots

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

Yay

and stoned cats, hedgehogs and stuff.

(Dies Irae, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

ROLFMAO

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

THAT

is fan-fucksocksing-tastic! WOO!

You may now eat a whole jar of rolf mayonaisse.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)

G'day

Can you tell what is it yet?

Yes, a little red book.

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)

Little red book?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

that's utterly terrifying

and unspeakably good.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

nice

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

budum-dum-duuuuuuummmm

<wheezy laugh>heheheeheeeee</wheezy laugh>
Watch this bit where Daffy...
<wheezy laugh>heheheeheeeee</wheezy laugh>

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

your mum's eggs

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spassmonkey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

a very late addition to the b3ta toystore

but I thought it was appropriate
SPONG

(alfons, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

Kerwalitee

stuff.

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

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