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[challenge entry] The Persistence Of TubbieTime.

Arrgha Feck, I forgot the fish!
(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# there once was a reader of tarot
Who'd fashion phallic features in carrots
He'd photo the lot
Run them through photoshop
And post all the pictures on b3ta

SORRY...really sorry...just really wanted to use the 'it's pronounced' joke...so, so sorry...(weeps uncontrollably)
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# you bastard.
My pet parrot died on Sunday.
sob, taking the piss.
Im crying now.
Actually, going to cremate the fucker tonight. eeeeeeew.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# poor Hugo.
I'm sorry about your parrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# so it
was you who fiddled with the bookshelf eh?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# i find that
an OUTRAGEOUS assertion.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)
# sozz
about your parrot, but any chance of a live webcast tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# no, but going to take
photes of the event.
Rob reckons I should make a rememberance site with "candle i the wind" playing in the background..
I loved the parrot, but that aint going to stop me taking the piss out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# oops
sorry - forgot about your parrot. apologies...and a hasty edit coming up that'll make this string make no sense at all...
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Hugo!
The band is Guttermouth.
The song is She's Got The Look.
The CD came with the Sept 2001 issue of Metal Hammer.

Thanks to Google for the band + song and CDDB for the album.

BTW, how do I link to a specific post on the board? I'd like to link to your original post here, but I just can't fucking hummus it.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# just type the fucker
cals system will do the rest usually
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# look at the URL of the 'reply' button
when your mouse hovers over it. Note the parent id number (parent=12345, or something)

The URL you want to link to will be

www.b3ta.com/board/1/2/3/4/5/
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# or
you could just add an anchor tag into the original message then link to the anchor from the new message, i was playing around with that a while ago... it worked too.
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)
# gurgle
i know a young man who swallowed..

I was shocked when he told me, but we're still friends..
.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Flying rods spotted in LA!!!
http://www.roswellrods.com/newpic/LARods.jpg

(bazooker, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Glass Cock spotted on B3ta!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Sheep found on moon!
www.iamabigfatpoohead.com
(bazooker, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Joke URL found quite funny by Lumpbucket!!!
If I had a use for it, i'd buy that domain :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# hugo!
it's Guttermouth-She's Got The Look

can i have my prize?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Wow!
Ta.. Genius.
Prize on its way.
Also, I now upgrade you to "Now Legendary" status.
Wear it with pride.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
#
unicorns are legendary anyway

cooooat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# ah yeah
but i'm double legendary now!

*shakes pompoms in celebration*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Get yer pompoms out
fer the lads.

Did I really just make that joke? Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# YOU
are getting worse and worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)
# What?
Whats wrong with pompoms? Did you think I meant something rude? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Guttermouth.
Great band.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# B3tan
Bollocks!

I knew I shouldn't have figured out which issue of Metal Hammer it came on! Ah well. Can I be semi-legendary?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# God, I fucking hate
my job - just asked my boss to fire me then told him I'd punch his fucking lights out...
...soon, Fuzzbucket, soon.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Why don't you resign?
Looks better on your CV than a firing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# looks like the stress management course was a waste of money then
.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Fuck this.
off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Some soothing images
Maybe these will help you to calm down.

I've deliberately left out the brown paper package, in case you try to murder your boss with the string.
(I helped save b3ta! Horatio P Lemming, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)
# mhhh
I know an old lady who swallowed a lot.

I fucking hated that fat bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# shouldn't be so quick
to complain about ladies who swallow.

/coat
(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# 3 types of lady.
The spitter, the swallower and the gargler.

heheh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# What about those who don't...
...ever?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# not interested in <i>them</i>!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01, archived)
# Choosy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# they would be
known as the girlfriend of stouffer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# seriously?
poor boy
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# ex-girlfriend,
see there are some comforts.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# true
to be brutally honest, she had a bit of a 'tache anyway. it would have been like velcro.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# *shudders*
too... much... information...
Yeeeeep!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So much more information that I needed...
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# yay
i've managed to kill two birds with one stone. and by that i mean i've managed to disgust two ladies with one comment. not two actual birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# avoid
like the plague :)

they're missing out, if you ask me said too much again
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# ...
lost for words
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# *likes unicorns way of thinking
why cant i meet anyone who thinks like this????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# i like girls, too
and football

am i the perfect girlfriend, or what? :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# No. Don't like football.
And in what sense do you "like girls"? Most of my girlfriends friends are
girls, so big deal...

Me? An idiot? Why, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# tsk.
did you never pay attention to Lesbian Hour?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Not really.
To be honest, the thought of my girlfriend leaving me for a WOMAN, really freaks me out...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)
# marry me???????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Wouldn't rockbus object?
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)
# yes
he would...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)
# who cares
i dont think i know any ladies who are into football,are bisexual and err.. "cook socks"
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)
# hot DIGGETY
You are THE NOW LEGENDARY NOW LEGENDARY unicorn.
*smarm*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# treble legendary
i rule :) *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I knew your mum, too...

/swift exit
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# .
Shouldn't be nasty about mum though really...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# .
She did do anal too, which was a bonus..
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# You really are quite disturbed.
...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# .
I am since she did that the evil cow...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Here, take my coat...
/flees from the scary person...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# one swallow doth not a summer make
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe

so she swallowed that as well
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# I knew an old lady who swallowed a car
Thats what she told me anyway. Everyone else reckoned she nicked my car and sold it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# I know an old lady who swallowed a young boy
It was me, now i live in her stomach with my laptop computer and mobile phone for interweb access
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Not that Canadian supply teacher again?
Bloody hell...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# ta
da!
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# She didn't nick it
Cos I had some too!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# I once knew a girl called Tamara,
but nothing rhymes with that,
so I kicked her in the twat.
*sozz*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# I once knew a girl
only once though
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# I met one once too.
she puked on my lap.
Was the happiest day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# ok I didn't actually meet her
I just sort of watched her, for seven years.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# you know me (sort of)
and i'm treble legendary :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# please don't let slip
that I'm a transexual amputee
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)
# i wouldnt
dream of it...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)
# If you do the poem in spanish,
"lampara" means lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Er, probably a dumb question,
How do I find my computerID?
(The string looks like: XXXXXXX-XX )
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# what system you got?
In windows, right click on "My Pooter" and go to properties..
Otherwise, smash it with a hammer and the number will be sitting in the rubble. possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Turn it upsidedown.
Works for mine. Or look on the packaging...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# I'd say its probably
XXXXXXX-XX
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# cheers
chaps
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# more beeeeeeeeeeer
There was a man from Ceylon
Who's toenails were incredibly long
So he got some nail clippers
and some bright yellow flippers
and this limerick's a load of old spong
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# It may be beer fuelled
but I like it.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# is spong
a bad thing?
(crazymum, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# nope
only if you spell it pongs
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# did i mention that the a1lpha/b3ta thing
isn't part of a "football" world cup. Oh no! It's a head to heaed of,dare I mention it

....the orange game!
(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Bring it on
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Woo!
All of a sudden I give a flying fuck :)

Wheee! Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# i dont like the orange game
how about kittenball instead?
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Yay
For the orange game
(AlmightyFishMonster, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Aww
I hate the orange game
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Get over it,
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# look
videos from my holiday
videos.texasgumball3000.net

not starring me
(doktored, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# have to look at you enough.
Hey, is the playboy bunnies or the bikini bandits in the vid?
*strokes legs in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# no
its americas richest family filming themselves ffrom there hired helicopter.

as you do
as far as i know these fellas bought the dallas cowboys of george w cunt
(doktored, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# then stuff em.
I wanna bikini bandit wanna wanna wanna wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# here you go then
(doktored, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Pop Quiz!
True or False: "I would".

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# hOuPlA!
aNd InDeEd HuZzAh!
*sorry, hands shaking*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# ummmmmmmmmmmmm........
true.
Do I win?
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Yes.
Well done you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat
I don't know why, she swallowed a cat
She must be a twat.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# p.s.
I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# there
was a young man from dumfries,
who had an unusual piece,
of glass in his ass,
and when he sat on the grass,
he never got up in one piece.

...help me...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# There once was an evil black Cheetah
who tried to get work on Blue Peter
but try as he might
his efforts were shite
And now he posts poems on B3ta
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# according to the b3ta map
i'm the only b3ta lurker from Dumfries.So I'm claiming that one as my own. cheers...

i'm quite bored too
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# feel
free :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# B3ta
Map? Where? Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# here
click
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# sorry mate
don't know, can't remember the url. i'm a bit crap like that
(I helped save b3ta! trumpet, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Me too
Someone do something funny?
(AlmightyFishMonster, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# .
I know and old woman who swallowed a cow.

I'm not sure how.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I don't know any old ladies
but if they had dietary problems such as you describe I would heartily recommend they consult their GP...at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# "I don't know any old ladies"
...rubbish, I bet a fine-lookin' chap like you makes a real splash at the tea-dances.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# who's been talking?
I thought I'd mopped that last splash up with the vymera.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# I was looking back through the archives...
and this seemed like a good idea at the time...

(billymitchell, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# Some aural delight, courtesy of me.
boysintheband.mp3
Can of coke and a packet of crisps to the person who can tell me the name of the band.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# Can I have a mini mars bar?
I can't tell you the answer cos I don't have sound, but I do deserve one, I do!
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# You deserve
all the nicest things the world has to offer.
Sorry, out of mars bars. Can fax you a squashed cigarette though?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Awww, thanks.
Um, I don't smoke, but since you can't really smoke a squashed cig anyway, yes! I shall take it in lieu of a mars bar.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# You dont smoke?????
Its a cure for everything! Asthma, cancer, impotency, lumpbuckets and even KITTENS.
OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# she does if you get her drunk enough.
Doesn't happen often though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# I know,
but I've grown rather attached to my kittens now. On the other hand, if it gets rid of lumpbuckets....

Edit: Good point Dr. Phil. Don't think I can get through a whole one any more though, it's been too long...
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# she doesn't mean it.
you know she doesn't. You're like spacefish, you have acquired "Everybody loves..." status along with the "Now Legendary" badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Sorry Lumpy,
I assumed everyone would know it was a joke!
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)
# I know!
I was joking too, but if i'd have put a smiley too, it would look like I was having a spasm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Heh heh,
we need a 'spazzed out' icon.
(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# Sounds like a generic
Green Blink Day 182 band :) Pretty good though...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# thats what I would have guessed..
But dont know. Came off a Kerang or Metal Hammer SeeDee thing. track 10. woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# is it the blink spin off one
that I can't remember the name of?
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# box car racer
.
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Thats the puppy!
It's not them then I take it?
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# not sure
it sounds more like bloodhound gang to me...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Ummm
Not sure 'bout that. Unfortunately Gracenote's database has too many Kerrang and Metal Hammer CDs to make a manual search productive.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Sounds like
Sum41's vocalist doing Green Day...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i'm really
bloody curious about this, but i'm only on 56k and it's being slooow :(

*edit* oooh! oooh! i know! (see top of page)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# actually now i've listened to it again
it does sound more like that box car racer blink 182 spin off thingy...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Kittens source page
Some fantastic cats here (I cobbled a couple together for the pogo image)

www.apocalypse.org/~bill/gallery/Kitties/
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I get all mine from here :
http://www.catimages.co.uk/fslibrary2a2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# or of course the classic...
I like cats
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# wow...
Gonna bookmark ALL of those...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# spadoing... spadoing... LOOK OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Crikey!
Look at that maniac! He's not even looking where he's going!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# That little bastard nearly
flattened me on my way to lectures.
W/Y/H/H to you though.
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# but just look at his face
he's in bliss and doesn't give a damn for the laws of the highway.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# chthonic
you have made a classic. That is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# way ace!
never could get the hang of those blummin' things!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# that cat
has a massive arse.
(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Hic!
There was a young man from Bray
Who didn't know what to say
So he changed his clothes
Stopped picking his nose
and now he can say WOO YAY

sorry - just fell out of the shed
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# You
from Bray?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# nope
from sunny Sarf Croydon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Presenting: Team A1pha of 2002

1) Dj Mothra
2) Simon Wicks [coo]
3) Chief Wiggum
4) icedragon2k
5) Hugo rune
6) izb (c)
7) Da Wolfey
8) Bob the dinosaur
9) mumm-ra
10) Stouffer
11) Raw edge

Player/manager icedragon says he's going to lead this team to victory in this grueling contest...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)
# Yay, I made it.
I've only one leg though, and Im allergic to air.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Yay
I made it as well.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)
# .
we is going to WHUP their asses. Fucking HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# ooh
in that case i think i've found my striker
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# woo hoo!
I'll just nip off and summon the ancient spirits of evil. Then we will be invincible! Bwahahahaha! etc
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# ..
*strokes white cat, tittering*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# *strokes
white tit, cattering*
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# yay - look down there -
I'm the manager - I rock!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# stop liasing with the "others" plese, Pep
You've got a job to do. And this time it's serious.
(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# dont listen to him pep
you can share your tactics with us, we wont tell anyone... honest!!!
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Cool
so what happens now?
to a pub for team tactics talks?
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)
# sounds good
and as the player/manager, i should'nt have to buy another round ever again...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# lots of goal bonuses
for us though...from the fantastic sponserships you've sorted :-)
who's gonna design the shirt?
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# ...
FISHBEAR??????
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# i'm off
out for half an hour...don't start drinking without me...
(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)
# im affraid
we cant make that promise, hurry up!
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Typical
left as the weazy boy at the back!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)
# you can be our sub
...or coach(?)
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# that's alright
we can just sit on the touch line smoking spliffs and chatting up the birds...
(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# good idea
best preperation for any type of physical activity by all accounts
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# See what this has done though
Split the board into a Them and Us camp.

We are now b3ta divided.

We will beat the fuckers though won't we?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I think it's probably down
to who Dr Phil cheerleads for.....
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# yes...
who ever the loverly, georgous, charming, couragous, wonderful, kind, gentle, talented and brilliant dr.phil cheerleads for...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37, archived)
# well, I don't want to worry anyone in that case,
but one of the teams contains the man I love... possibly I may be a bit biased.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# damn it all
to spong and back
(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:53, archived)
# that's
very kind of you dr phil. a1pha it is then.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# a haha hahahaha hahahahahaa...
I meant lumpbucket you silly fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# i can't
see her not supporting tomsk, to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# yea i thought that
worth a try though was'nt it... how about you? fancy being our cheerleader? you can make up your own cheers...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# ok, why not
since you made me a phone logo an' all :)
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# yay
we have our cheerleader!
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57, archived)
# woo yay
I'm playing upfront...i was top scorer in the under 11 2nd divison when i was a lad
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# you going to
have a team line-up photo type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# could do
but i dont have pictures of neither myself, nor most of the team...
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# that does
complicate things i suppose, just make them up then who's to know?
a sort of warm up before the two teams engage in conflict?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# introducing
our official team photograph creator, Dhobi!
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# you can have
one of me to put pompoms on, if you want
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05, archived)
# go on then
just post it on the board, and make sure to mention dhobi as i dont think he's realised i've put him forward for the team photo creating job.
(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Class!
As ever! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# The full 6!!!!!
(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)

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