The Persistence Of TubbieTime.
Arrgha Feck, I forgot the fish!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05,
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Arrgha Feck, I forgot the fish!
there once was a reader of tarot
Who'd fashion phallic features in carrots
He'd photo the lot
Run them through photoshop
And post all the pictures on b3ta
SORRY...really sorry...just really wanted to use the 'it's pronounced' joke...so, so sorry...(weeps uncontrollably)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05,
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He'd photo the lot
Run them through photoshop
And post all the pictures on b3ta
SORRY...really sorry...just really wanted to use the 'it's pronounced' joke...so, so sorry...(weeps uncontrollably)
you bastard.
My pet parrot died on Sunday.
sob, taking the piss.
Im crying now.
Actually, going to cremate the fucker tonight. eeeeeeew.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06,
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sob, taking the piss.
Im crying now.
Actually, going to cremate the fucker tonight. eeeeeeew.
sozz
about your parrot, but any chance of a live webcast tonight :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08,
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no, but going to take
photes of the event.
Rob reckons I should make a rememberance site with "candle i the wind" playing in the background..
I loved the parrot, but that aint going to stop me taking the piss out of it :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12,
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Rob reckons I should make a rememberance site with "candle i the wind" playing in the background..
I loved the parrot, but that aint going to stop me taking the piss out of it :)
oops
sorry - forgot about your parrot. apologies...and a hasty edit coming up that'll make this string make no sense at all...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12,
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Hugo!
The band is Guttermouth.
The song is She's Got The Look.
The CD came with the Sept 2001 issue of Metal Hammer.
Thanks to Google for the band + song and CDDB for the album.
BTW, how do I link to a specific post on the board? I'd like to link to your original post here, but I just can't fucking hummus it.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02,
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The song is She's Got The Look.
The CD came with the Sept 2001 issue of Metal Hammer.
Thanks to Google for the band + song and CDDB for the album.
BTW, how do I link to a specific post on the board? I'd like to link to your original post here, but I just can't fucking hummus it.
look at the URL of the 'reply' button
when your mouse hovers over it. Note the parent id number (parent=12345, or something)
The URL you want to link to will be
www.b3ta.com/board/1/2/3/4/5/
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:12,
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The URL you want to link to will be
www.b3ta.com/board/1/2/3/4/5/
or
you could just add an anchor tag into the original message then link to the anchor from the new message, i was playing around with that a while ago... it worked too.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:21,
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gurgle
i know a young man who swallowed..
I was shocked when he told me, but we're still friends..
.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01,
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I was shocked when he told me, but we're still friends..
.
Flying rods spotted in LA!!!
http://www.roswellrods.com/newpic/LARods.jpg
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00,
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Joke URL found quite funny by Lumpbucket!!!
If I had a use for it, i'd buy that domain :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08,
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Wow!
Ta.. Genius.
Prize on its way.
Also, I now upgrade you to "Now Legendary" status.
Wear it with pride.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00,
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Prize on its way.
Also, I now upgrade you to "Now Legendary" status.
Wear it with pride.
ah yeah
but i'm double legendary now!
*shakes pompoms in celebration*
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:03,
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*shakes pompoms in celebration*
Get yer pompoms out
fer the lads.
Did I really just make that joke? Oh dear...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:09,
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Did I really just make that joke? Oh dear...
What?
Whats wrong with pompoms? Did you think I meant something rude? ;)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18,
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B3tan
Bollocks!
I knew I shouldn't have figured out which issue of Metal Hammer it came on! Ah well. Can I be semi-legendary?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05,
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I knew I shouldn't have figured out which issue of Metal Hammer it came on! Ah well. Can I be semi-legendary?
God, I fucking hate
my job - just asked my boss to fire me then told him I'd punch his fucking lights out...
...soon, Fuzzbucket, soon.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57,
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...soon, Fuzzbucket, soon.
Why don't you resign?
Looks better on your CV than a firing :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01,
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looks like the stress management course was a waste of money then
.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:01,
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Some soothing images
Maybe these will help you to calm down.
I've deliberately left out the brown paper package, in case you try to murder your boss with the string.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:40,
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I've deliberately left out the brown paper package, in case you try to murder your boss with the string.
mhhh
I know an old lady who swallowed a lot.
I fucking hated that fat bitch.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44,
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I fucking hated that fat bitch.
shouldn't be so quick
to complain about ladies who swallow.
/coat
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47,
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/coat
3 types of lady.
The spitter, the swallower and the gargler.
heheh :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:57,
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heheh :)
true
to be brutally honest, she had a bit of a 'tache anyway. it would have been like velcro.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10,
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So much more information that I needed...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13,
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yay
i've managed to kill two birds with one stone. and by that i mean i've managed to disgust two ladies with one comment. not two actual birds with one stone.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18,
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avoid
like the plague :)
they're missing out, if you ask me said too much again
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:02,
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they're missing out, if you ask me said too much again
*likes unicorns way of thinking
why cant i meet anyone who thinks like this????
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:06,
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i like girls, too
and football
am i the perfect girlfriend, or what? :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:08,
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am i the perfect girlfriend, or what? :)
No. Don't like football.
And in what sense do you "like girls"? Most of my girlfriends friends are
girls, so big deal...
Me? An idiot? Why, yes!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:11,
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girls, so big deal...
Me? An idiot? Why, yes!
Not really.
To be honest, the thought of my girlfriend leaving me for a WOMAN, really freaks me out...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:18,
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who cares
i dont think i know any ladies who are into football,are bisexual and err.. "cook socks"
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:25,
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hot DIGGETY
You are THE NOW LEGENDARY NOW LEGENDARY unicorn.
*smarm*
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:07,
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*smarm*
one swallow doth not a summer make
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
so she swallowed that as well
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:50,
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so she swallowed that as well
I knew an old lady who swallowed a car
Thats what she told me anyway. Everyone else reckoned she nicked my car and sold it...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52,
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I know an old lady who swallowed a young boy
It was me, now i live in her stomach with my laptop computer and mobile phone for interweb access
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54,
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I once knew a girl called Tamara,
but nothing rhymes with that,
so I kicked her in the twat.
*sozz*
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:56,
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so I kicked her in the twat.
*sozz*
I met one once too.
she puked on my lap.
Was the happiest day of my life.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59,
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Was the happiest day of my life.
ok I didn't actually meet her
I just sort of watched her, for seven years.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04,
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Er, probably a dumb question,
How do I find my computerID?
(The string looks like: XXXXXXX-XX )
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43,
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(The string looks like: XXXXXXX-XX )
what system you got?
In windows, right click on "My Pooter" and go to properties..
Otherwise, smash it with a hammer and the number will be sitting in the rubble. possibly.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:45,
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Otherwise, smash it with a hammer and the number will be sitting in the rubble. possibly.
Turn it upsidedown.
Works for mine. Or look on the packaging...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:51,
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more beeeeeeeeeeer
There was a man from Ceylon
Who's toenails were incredibly long
So he got some nail clippers
and some bright yellow flippers
and this limerick's a load of old spong
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:42,
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Who's toenails were incredibly long
So he got some nail clippers
and some bright yellow flippers
and this limerick's a load of old spong
did i mention that the a1lpha/b3ta thing
isn't part of a "football" world cup. Oh no! It's a head to heaed of,dare I mention it
....the orange game!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41,
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....the orange game!
Woo!
All of a sudden I give a flying fuck :)
Wheee! Bring it on!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:47,
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Wheee! Bring it on!
look
videos from my holiday
videos.texasgumball3000.net
not starring me
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41,
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videos.texasgumball3000.net
not starring me
have to look at you enough.
Hey, is the playboy bunnies or the bikini bandits in the vid?
*strokes legs in anticipation*
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43,
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*strokes legs in anticipation*
no
its americas richest family filming themselves ffrom there hired helicopter.
as you do
as far as i know these fellas bought the dallas cowboys of george w cunt
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46,
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as you do
as far as i know these fellas bought the dallas cowboys of george w cunt
I knew an old lady who swallowed a cat
I don't know why, she swallowed a cat
She must be a twat.
The end.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34,
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She must be a twat.
The end.
there
was a young man from dumfries,
who had an unusual piece,
of glass in his ass,
and when he sat on the grass,
he never got up in one piece.
...help me...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38,
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who had an unusual piece,
of glass in his ass,
and when he sat on the grass,
he never got up in one piece.
...help me...
There once was an evil black Cheetah
who tried to get work on Blue Peter
but try as he might
his efforts were shite
And now he posts poems on B3ta
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46,
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but try as he might
his efforts were shite
And now he posts poems on B3ta
according to the b3ta map
i'm the only b3ta lurker from Dumfries.So I'm claiming that one as my own. cheers...
i'm quite bored too
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:49,
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i'm quite bored too
sorry mate
don't know, can't remember the url. i'm a bit crap like that
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:10,
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I don't know any old ladies
but if they had dietary problems such as you describe I would heartily recommend they consult their GP...at once.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43,
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"I don't know any old ladies"
...rubbish, I bet a fine-lookin' chap like you makes a real splash at the tea-dances.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:54,
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who's been talking?
I thought I'd mopped that last splash up with the vymera.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:59,
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I was looking back through the archives...
and this seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32,
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Some aural delight, courtesy of me.
boysintheband.mp3
Can of coke and a packet of crisps to the person who can tell me the name of the band.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32,
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Can of coke and a packet of crisps to the person who can tell me the name of the band.
Can I have a mini mars bar?
I can't tell you the answer cos I don't have sound, but I do deserve one, I do!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37,
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You deserve
all the nicest things the world has to offer.
Sorry, out of mars bars. Can fax you a squashed cigarette though?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40,
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Sorry, out of mars bars. Can fax you a squashed cigarette though?
Awww, thanks.
Um, I don't smoke, but since you can't really smoke a squashed cig anyway, yes! I shall take it in lieu of a mars bar.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:44,
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You dont smoke?????
Its a cure for everything! Asthma, cancer, impotency, lumpbuckets and even KITTENS.
OH YES!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46,
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OH YES!
she does if you get her drunk enough.
Doesn't happen often though.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55,
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I know,
but I've grown rather attached to my kittens now. On the other hand, if it gets rid of lumpbuckets....
Edit: Good point Dr. Phil. Don't think I can get through a whole one any more though, it's been too long...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55,
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Edit: Good point Dr. Phil. Don't think I can get through a whole one any more though, it's been too long...
she doesn't mean it.
you know she doesn't. You're like spacefish, you have acquired "Everybody loves..." status along with the "Now Legendary" badge.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:04,
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I know!
I was joking too, but if i'd have put a smiley too, it would look like I was having a spasm :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:13,
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Sounds like a generic
Green Blink Day 182 band :) Pretty good though...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37,
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thats what I would have guessed..
But dont know. Came off a Kerang or Metal Hammer SeeDee thing. track 10. woo.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:39,
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is it the blink spin off one
that I can't remember the name of?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:39,
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Ummm
Not sure 'bout that. Unfortunately Gracenote's database has too many Kerrang and Metal Hammer CDs to make a manual search productive.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:55,
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i'm really
bloody curious about this, but i'm only on 56k and it's being slooow :(
*edit* oooh! oooh! i know! (see top of page)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:58,
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*edit* oooh! oooh! i know! (see top of page)
actually now i've listened to it again
it does sound more like that box car racer blink 182 spin off thingy...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:00,
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Kittens source page
Some fantastic cats here (I cobbled a couple together for the pogo image)
www.apocalypse.org/~bill/gallery/Kitties/
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31,
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www.apocalypse.org/~bill/gallery/Kitties/
I get all mine from here :
http://www.catimages.co.uk/fslibrary2a2.htm
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:32,
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Crikey!
Look at that maniac! He's not even looking where he's going!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:30,
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That little bastard nearly
flattened me on my way to lectures.
W/Y/H/H to you though.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:33,
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W/Y/H/H to you though.
but just look at his face
he's in bliss and doesn't give a damn for the laws of the highway.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:33,
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Hic!
There was a young man from Bray
Who didn't know what to say
So he changed his clothes
Stopped picking his nose
and now he can say WOO YAY
sorry - just fell out of the shed
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:17,
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Who didn't know what to say
So he changed his clothes
Stopped picking his nose
and now he can say WOO YAY
sorry - just fell out of the shed
Presenting: Team A1pha of 2002
1) Dj Mothra
2) Simon Wicks [coo]
3) Chief Wiggum
4) icedragon2k
5) Hugo rune
6) izb (c)
7) Da Wolfey
8) Bob the dinosaur
9) mumm-ra
10) Stouffer
11) Raw edge
Player/manager icedragon says he's going to lead this team to victory in this grueling contest...
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1) Dj Mothra
2) Simon Wicks [coo]
3) Chief Wiggum
4) icedragon2k
5) Hugo rune
6) izb (c)
7) Da Wolfey
8) Bob the dinosaur
9) mumm-ra
10) Stouffer
11) Raw edge
Player/manager icedragon says he's going to lead this team to victory in this grueling contest...
Yay, I made it.
I've only one leg though, and Im allergic to air.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:19,
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woo hoo!
I'll just nip off and summon the ancient spirits of evil. Then we will be invincible! Bwahahahaha! etc
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:24,
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stop liasing with the "others" plese, Pep
You've got a job to do. And this time it's serious.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:35,
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dont listen to him pep
you can share your tactics with us, we wont tell anyone... honest!!!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:40,
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sounds good
and as the player/manager, i should'nt have to buy another round ever again...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:23,
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lots of goal bonuses
for us though...from the fantastic sponserships you've sorted :-)
who's gonna design the shirt?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25,
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who's gonna design the shirt?
i'm off
out for half an hour...don't start drinking without me...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:24,
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that's alright
we can just sit on the touch line smoking spliffs and chatting up the birds...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:31,
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good idea
best preperation for any type of physical activity by all accounts
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:25,
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See what this has done though
Split the board into a Them and Us camp.
We are now b3ta divided.
We will beat the fuckers though won't we?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27,
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We are now b3ta divided.
We will beat the fuckers though won't we?
yes...
who ever the loverly, georgous, charming, couragous, wonderful, kind, gentle, talented and brilliant dr.phil cheerleads for...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:37,
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well, I don't want to worry anyone in that case,
but one of the teams contains the man I love... possibly I may be a bit biased.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:45,
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a haha hahahaha hahahahahaa...
I meant lumpbucket you silly fool.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:05,
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yea i thought that
worth a try though was'nt it... how about you? fancy being our cheerleader? you can make up your own cheers...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:52,
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woo yay
I'm playing upfront...i was top scorer in the under 11 2nd divison when i was a lad
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27,
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could do
but i dont have pictures of neither myself, nor most of the team...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38,
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that does
complicate things i suppose, just make them up then who's to know?
a sort of warm up before the two teams engage in conflict?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:46,
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a sort of warm up before the two teams engage in conflict?
go on then
just post it on the board, and make sure to mention dhobi as i dont think he's realised i've put him forward for the team photo creating job.
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