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Not been here for a while, hello everybody!

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Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

hullo

woo to pic.

(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

Well, that's teh upload codez. Woo!

but 'wers da rude stuf? lol'

(McChaff, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

If you would embiggify that

I would GLADY put it on my desktop, please?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

Well now,

'ere yer go.

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Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:10, archived)

That's super

woo!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

Introducing the cornwriter

Turns automatically after every row, or when you want it to.

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sinisterduck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

Introducing the "Ba-gun".

After you've finished killing with it, you can handily dispose of the evidence by eating it.

I'm so very, very sorry

(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

like

the onion at swafham county fair

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Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

i'd use it to kill chav's

Quick TJ: anyone else ordering this product(SFW)

www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissinfo.html?siteSect=511&sid=4791994

i am!!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

I might

but I want my above weapon to become a reality, so I'm currently pumping all my money into research. :)

(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

heres a hob-nob to get the fund started

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

Thanks!

All contributions to my plan for world domination are greatly appreciated!

(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:59, archived)

I dunno

not much of a fan of treebark and food leftovers in my USB ports

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sinisterduck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

i'm going to use it to carve my name into the side of peoples towers

that and remove stones from horses shoes

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

Ha! not a patch on...

This. Here. Also SFW

(Daddy Orchips, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:21, archived)

Bilbo Ba-guns?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)

......

DO YOU LOAD IT WITH CRUTONS?

(fcknuts, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

Yes

they come in cartridges fresh from the oven.

(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:13, archived)

It's not really b3ta material, but...

...I thought people ought to read this.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

but this is Canada

ergo nothing to do with the civilised world.

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cupboardy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

I'll have you know

that Canada is quite civilised. It is also ACE and SKILLO and WOO. I'm a British Citizen, but live in Canada with my Canadian wife and love the place to bits.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

amen

brother

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

Which place?

Which bits?
*snigger*

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

Well I've only been to

Montreal (where I live) and Timmins (where my wife's parents live) but it's certainly no worse than the UK.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:58, archived)

Big Woo to Montreal

except for the winters.

(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

Aye, this year's

-40c with wind chill factored in was a bit much. At least it's not supposed to be that bad most years. Typical that my first year here and it's a bleedin' frigid winter.

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:06, archived)

You get used to it...

But you never love it.
I'm from Halifax (no, not UK) and I prefer rainy winters.

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:17, archived)

Watch it!

The Moose Mafia is lurking here...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

that only applies to us canadians

woo for Canada!

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

bah

i'm not canadian. and if you share on kazaa you're a joker

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Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

It looked better in my mind...

Credit to the Big Yin for inspiration

(arawn, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

haha very woo

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

hhmmmmmm

heard that on radio the other day

Still very woo though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

TJ: this is for my art class, it is supposed to be asymetrical, how does it look?

(screamingchicken, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

asymetrical

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

its not a symetrical piece

seamless

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?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

looks like

a penguin

(mixtapes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)

Hahaha

His Dad went to his grave believing that they exist!

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cupboardy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

Here's my Prescription Windscreen

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

its not huge!

(waikiki, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

GAH! plushy

quick, hide before someone posts lora's favourite video

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

i have not seen this video

but if it's to do with plushies i really don't want to.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

you really don't want to.

Really.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

the homemade soundeffect was a nice touch though

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

hey now

I think b3ta plushies would be a GREAT idea!

Think about it.

Furtive
Fluffy
The Fear
No Hands
[insert other meme here]

b3ta could sell their own meme plush toys (and action figures! woo!)

I'll start talking to the beanie baby people right away......

(tookishlad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:08, archived)

...

Goatse...
...tubgirl...

Are you SURE you want to persue this?

(Daddy Orchips, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

who's Lora?

Whats a "plushy"?

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

Lora is a b3tan

as far as plushy goes, I would usually recommend a google search to answer questions.

If you do though, prepare yourself.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

thankyou.

and also:
aaarrrggghhh! Plushy!

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)

sandwhiches

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?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

Eeeeek!

Kill it! before it does stuff!

STUFF BAD.

(Squidge, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

Howard Brown (Halifax bloke) may be appearing at my local branch.

I should have free time then. What should I say or do?

So far I have:
= Shout 'Who gives you extra?'
= Pull a mooney.

And for those of you who will get moody over not posting with a pic:

'One way ticket to.... Hull.'

(McChaff, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

scream

"I ARE BE IN LOVE WITH YOU"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

kidney punch him

make him piss blood!!

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applehead herp derp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

bring in a secret camera

find out if his ad personality is just a front, and then send the vid into the b3ta newsletter.

and while you're doing it, try to make him say as many rude words as possible.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

this i like... try to make him call you a cunt

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

get him sacked!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

here's a checklist of phrases that you should try top make him say:

-monkey scrotum
-lebanese elephant
-i give you extra
-daddy or chips?
-mooses, don't ya luv 'em?
-OI! YOU! NO!
-yeah I know
-back of the net
-fuck

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

xylophone buggery

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

zebra bastard

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)

cum buckets

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

bend over and pull a mooney,

and shout 'who gives you extra' with your bum hole

that would require some serious anus sphincter training though

woo btw

(eleusis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

Ask him for

information on a fixed rate mortgage?

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

ummm

ask why you have to say "would you like fries with that" every time you grant a mortgage...

(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

I wouldn't

pay £40.25 for a ticket to Hull.

(ionicus, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

The England game is a bit dull

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

Kubrick

would approve.

(Rogue Sausage, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

That;s bloody woo!

and certainly deserves more than a paltry one solitary comment

(Daddy Orchips, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)

That's

what I was thinking.
Where is everybody?

(Rogue Sausage, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

being

depressed by the football

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

yay for rockets great!

woo

(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

hehehe

that is fucking cool!

evening all

(eleusis, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

I can relate...

evening all, im unwell.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

eyes on stalks must be a bit of a liability

woo!

sorry to threadjack but my mate just sent me a link for a fully posable foucault doll - www.theory.org.uk/action.htm !! wooist postmodernist thing EVER!

(theres also collecting cards in which emanuel kant has the special skill-

"produce working synthesis of two intellectual traditions whilst being too incomprehensible to argue against"

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

Removable cloak?

/cloak

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:12, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

groan that's even worse then the original

hehe

(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)

after what happened earlier...

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

hehe

:)

tj: on pivot 2.1 i can't move the figures, as in the figures as a whole.... not even with right click.

edit: though right click worked at first, but doesn't anymore

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

ASK MR. ZOMBIE!

One: Hello Mr Zombie! How can Mr. Sweep fix his problem with Pivot 2.1?
Mr. Zombie: BY GIVING ME HIS BRAAAAAIIINS. HIS SPICY BRAAAIIINS.
One: Well. There you go.
Mr. Zombie: IT WOULD HELP IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR BRAINS TOO.
One: Ok, why no-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!1 AAARGHHH

BRAINS.

(1, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

hmmmmm

mr zombie must work in tech support ..

(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

Mr. Zombie: HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING ON THE COMPUTER?
One: For the fifth time, YES!
Mr. Zombie: UM... HOW ABOUT GIVING ME YOUR SPICY BRAINS?
One: But I just want to print a word document!
Mr. Zombie: I'LL HAVE TO CONTACT MY SUPERVISOR, MR. PIRATE.
Mr. Pirate: Yarr! Microsoft be scurvy dogs!

(1, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)

*giggle*

(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

I found that most helpful, although I can't operate Pivot at all now, as I just gave my spicy brains away...

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

Why can't he be called Reginald?

Or Philip? Or Jonathan?

(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)

hehe yay for Dave's

woo

(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

Javelins are dangerous.

full size

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Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

That's gonna smart

in the morning.

edit/ Increased Woo.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

oooh i like that

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

i like that man in the background's hat

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lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

and he likes your trousers

100% fact

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

Shirley that's a shopped turtle

No one could wear a hat like that.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

awesome

!!!

(mixtapes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

He's gonna have trouble

turning round in corridors

(Just Some Guy from Hull, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

gonna have trouble WALKING

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)

Haha! That is excellent

Woo!

(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)

That reminds me off an episode of 999

only it was through a kids neck, I remember laughing as well as being horrified.
they came to the local swimming baths once in maldon about a girl getting her hair caught in the underwater fan or something...:D

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

That scares me with my daughter swimming

The hair gets sucked into the vent and tangles behind the vent openings. I took the vent covers off in my pool.

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ooh pain!

woo pic

(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)

Hahahhaa

AAAaAAAHHHHhahhahahhaa!
..
..
hahahhahaha!
okay.. I'm done now.

Funniest post I've seen in quite a while
Yoo, way, hanowie, and poopla, or however it goes

(Daddy Orchips, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)

haha

yay !

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oCo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)

It was hot, and Alfred was getting desperate.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

Yay

but koala tea is better...

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

what will they think of next?

(mixtapes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

ooh

i like that!

woo yay!

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applehead herp derp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

Ha ha ha

that is fucking genius.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

I've always been a fan of

Cruts and Nisps
/Harry Hill

Woo to the pic!

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

the cashtachio

is vaguely sexual and disturbing

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

that's why

you'll love 'em!

(mixtapes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)

sounds

like my dreams.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

do they feature

freud and cigars?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)

they are vaguely sexual

not outright disgusting.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

Spoonerisms rock

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sinisterduck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

that..

made me giggle.

(nogber, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

likes it lots!

(reefus-, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

heh!

and
ha!

(tookishlad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

hehe yay and yes they do

woo!

(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)

Neil planned to leave those two other schmucks dead in the water.....

(But then again, I could be wrong, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

sunshine = girl flesh!

pen drawn, flat coloured, shopped, airbrushed.
just trying out JASC PSP8 for the first time.

(sofa jerk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

woo!

thats tanfastic!

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Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

Fantastic!

and of COURSE I would!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

wow

I think I hold the opinion that most of the b3tans have, I would

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

more pen drawing on b3ta!

i demand it!

edit: i wouldn't, but then again she's not my preferred gender

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TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

Boobs!

Woo yay houpla!

(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)

you should

get a cookie

(tookishlad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)

ooo! ooo!

i just so happen to have one of them, here you go (pea roast from like an hour ago though, heh):

(Psyax, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)

tasty

COOKIE!!!!!

(sofa jerk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)

very

noice

(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)

Woo! Wanna go for a ride?

nice pen name too!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

suprised there's

been no purple helmet gags!

(sofa jerk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)

The monitorwave

now you don't have to leave your workstation at all .

(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

I disagree

there is no beer on tap
But woo for the pic other than the lack of beer

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maybe its in the speaker

*rips open speaker*

..

..

...

arsebuckets

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)

cor!

chicken!

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)

heed his whim!

OBEY!

OBEY!!!!!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)

lmao

hehehe
pure madness !

(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

arrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

*hides*

(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

Kill it!...KILL IT HARD!!!

other then that, woo!

(Phil Febuggure, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

I thought

your name said "quilting"

as in you were close to quilting...

which would be fine for you, of course.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)

EEEEK!!!

500 posts! Woo!

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)

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