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# i think he is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:54, archived)
# prolly because he can lick his nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# You could lick his nuts, too
but I don't think it will make you happy...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:57, archived)
# hahaha
id rather drag my ass on concrete
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:59, archived)
# you should take more care of your horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:00, archived)
# /begin confuse sequence
?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:00, archived)
# it's like a jungle sometimes
it makes me wonder how i keep from going under.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# it's best just to roll with the punches
with Sir Goblin
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# /begin roll sequence
*dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# i always make sense,
and you knows it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:03, archived)
# but I've got a secret decoder ring
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:04, archived)
# special alligattors!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:06, archived)
# RAR!
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:08, archived)
# Donkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# thanks for the dechiper script
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# THE FOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# Bless 'im
/gives dog a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# I think that is the happiest dog I have ever seen
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# better than my other dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# I dunno
I think I like that one best, because he looks like a small dog in a large dog costume
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:58, archived)
# or my other other dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:58, archived)
# dogs in socks!
yay!
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:59, archived)
# awww
little dogs wearing used tampon booties = pure fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:00, archived)
# he wandered right through
the scene of the crime

or else he stole santa's socks.
(tookishlad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# I think I'm happy, too!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# Yay!
Looks like that muppet who played the piano, whose name escapes me.
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Rolf
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# Rowlf?
Not sure if thats right or if I've been spelling it wrong for the past 20-odd years!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:04, archived)
# What's so funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:05, archived)
# Thankyou
I knew a fellow b3tan would come to my aid
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:05, archived)
# glad to be of service
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:06, archived)
# HAPPY DOG
BIG GIRL
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:13, archived)
#

EDIT: Sorry, otters not beavers. Having difficulty identifying my river-dwelling mammals....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)
# That's excellent
Poor otters.
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:52, archived)
# hahaha.
class.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:53, archived)
# That is NOT pants

Lovely expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:54, archived)
# Was that
girl pants or boy pants?

It looks very over or under stuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:07, archived)
# woo for otters or beavers
Excellent as always my good man/woman

nighty night folks i really got to get some sleep
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# you get an old woo of mine:

as I'm cleaning out folders and finding old and dusty pictures
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# very neat! :)
and here comes something a bit off topic:
Does anyone use the Ulead Photoimpact editor? I would really like to know how to stretch/skew on it, because it is an extremely simple function, and easily found on MSPaint, but I can't find it after hours of searching on photoimpact. Thanks :)
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# Yep, I use it
always have. Version 6.

I use the stretch and skew icons myself
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:59, archived)
# thanks Blackmoon,
erm I don't quite follow though, I've looked at every icon there is, I use 6 as well, but cannot find stretch or skew, any help is soooo appreciated
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Select the pic, or area of the pic

click the icon marked "1", then the icons marked "2" should appear.

Mess around with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:05, archived)
# you
RULE!
thanks so much Blackmoon, you saved my life and my hair falling out and I'm no longer screaming at the top of my lungs or kicking my girlfriend! YAY and WOO!
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:09, archived)
# Happy to be of assistance.
and everybody take note.... I rule!

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:13, archived)
# yes you do
my girlfriend says thanks too :D
those buttons were right in front of my face. I had been using the transform tool, but like the good moron I am, I overlooked them completely :*( But now...JOY!

(sorry for the spazzing)
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha
your work astounds me..i guess you got teh new uplaod co3dz?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# I wrote them...*






*Might not be true
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:02, archived)
# But they are otters, shirley?
where are my manners! it's very woosome all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:57, archived)
# Yes they are indeed (See edit)
And don't call me Shirley....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:00, archived)
# Ah well, it's an easy mistake to make
at this time of night. I love the pose of the one getting shot, it's perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:08, archived)
# Thanks
I've had that picture for ages, but never got round to using it.
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:12, archived)
# Haha!
Great expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:58, archived)
# woo
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 4:13, archived)
# It's Hitlerladen!


I had to color Bin Ladens beard to fit the black and white context of the photo..its not my best work. but oh well..
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:38, archived)
# seam
less


but still better than anything i have posted
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# to be fair,
i think yeh, fair, moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:43, archived)
# Omlette?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:45, archived)
# i'd love to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)
# *shakes chicken*
they're better if they're fresh...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:55, archived)
# It's a grey-scale photo.
Everything is not black or white.

BTW, there is a filter in most software to convert color to grey-scale. You might find this helpful.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:47, archived)
# Thank you.
Thanks.. very helpful indeed.. and i thought that it was grey scale... gettign tired.. brain slowing.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)
# Ever at your service, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:56, archived)
# drinking + photoshop=

my siblings and I with animal eyes
it's a bit not good, but I haven't posted anything here in ages and felt left out...
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:23, archived)
# phwoar.
*falls off moat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:24, archived)
# careful now
I'm not the one in the middle
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:25, archived)
# well which one are you then?
don't keep us in suspense!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:27, archived)
# I am the blurry one on the left
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:28, archived)
# are you really that blurry in real life?
i hear it's quite a nasty affliction.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:29, archived)
# yes
causes a lot of people to squint at me
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:31, archived)
# are you all furry,
like a hamster?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:34, archived)
# more like a hedgehog
I like to think
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:35, archived)
# yay!
do you curl up into a little ball when owls swoop towards you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:36, archived)
# yes!
owls and large men who wear socks with their sandals
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:38, archived)
# germans seem to do that quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# so did my ex-boyfriend
it was terrifying
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:40, archived)
# i trust you had him killed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:42, archived)
# I admit nothing.
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:44, archived)
# Miaow!!
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:27, archived)
# You was on a moat?
..Woo
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:26, archived)
# i would
drinking photoshop that is

but i dont think its gonna get me any drunker
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:26, archived)
# Woo to animal eyes
how about animal magnetism?

/winks
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:26, archived)
# I've tried
and the magnets won't stick
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:37, archived)
# I would
probably be more careful with your flash usage or use exposure compensation etc.

so you can see the faces in the picture. rather than just blown out white.

I'm presuming you didn't shop the faces out.

ahem.

Please step away from the screen and resume your normal activity. Nothing to see here.
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:37, archived)
# actually
I shopped the faces out
but yes, it's a very over-exposed picture :)
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# Actually
I just remembered.. I watched Ringu last night (Japanese original version of The Ring)

all of a sudden that photo really fucking disturbs me.
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:45, archived)
# they will blink at you
if you stare long enough
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:47, archived)
# Nasa releases statement: "ooops, sorry"
Click for biggy
Click ^ for a large one
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)
# challenging.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:09, archived)
# haha great stuff!
top shoppage, too. woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:09, archived)
# you should put it into the compost
.
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)
# as what?
A secret government agency in charge of flattening swimmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)
# i say:
"why shouldn't you? it's close enough. nasa is a government organisation, i guess."
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Don't worry,
they'll grow as she gets a bit older.

Woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)
# those kooky NASA folks
are at it again!
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# I like it!
Where did you find it, I love it...
(Dr.Delphi, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# Can't remember now.
the original pic was the swimmers with a large splash in the centre and I thought "Hmmm, potential". Then later I had the idea of a splashdown. Only 2 source pics to make that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)
# hahaha!
ruined another keyboard
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
#
beer tea coffe or juice?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)
# juice.
Because I'm a baby and baby needs his juicy
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:30, archived)
# yes he does
spill vodka on it it cancels out the juice
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:32, archived)
# I've got a great mental image
of you with a sippy cup and bib now
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:35, archived)
# woo yay
nothing quite like coming back from the pub to see swimmers getting crushed by a space thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
[challenge entry] No sorry mate, no recorded of you ever being there

(Dr.Delphi, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)
# GREEN.
MANLY GREEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# I admire Goodall,
but chimps really freak me out.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:00, archived)
# they're violent
a lot like people really
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)
# i'm not violent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:06, archived)
# um...
that's all i gots.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)
# you are also
not a lot of people
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)
# i am a lot like people though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:09, archived)
# you just might have
a point there
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)
# *points*
yup, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)
# and a lovely point it is, too
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# *blush*
you're too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# nope, just one kind
(KnitWit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
# *falls off frozen marmoset*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Woo
yay for chimps.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:08, archived)
# .
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:30, archived)
# Topical...
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:34, archived)
# he deserved to die,
at the end of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:43, archived)
# at which end of the day?
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)
# The one he died on
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)
# well then he died a bit early,
almost 12 hours
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)
# I'm talking from the perspective
of someone 12 hours worht of timezones ahead of him.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:50, archived)
# NOT NECCESSARILY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)
#
i thought he diefinately died, and the question is whether he stayed dead or not
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)
# it's still jesus then
i couldn't tell if it was supposed to have been changed or not
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:56, archived)
# jesus does not exist.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:58, archived)
# well neither do you
be we don't make a big fuss over that
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)
# WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)
# right over th....
now where'd he go? he was there a minute ago. really
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:06, archived)
# YOU ARE GODLESS.
GET THEE TO A NUNNERY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)
# do i have to get a god,
or can I just take a couple of nuns and call it even?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:10, archived)
# yes.
and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# well fine, then
i'd rather stay godless.
*sticks tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)
# there are lots of people
named jesus

they just say it hey-SOOS
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)
# who did?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)
# you did
you did what?
you remind me of the man woman
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Have a topless Minnie Driver

Did I spell that right?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)
# Threadjack
I'm entering a small film festival in my home town and I'm building an animation in Flash. Have any of you any experience with broadcast-safe colors? I don't have the hardware to color correct. Is there a list of RGB colors I can work from?

Help!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:32, archived)
# *sobs*
Google is shite.


I'm fucked...
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)
# Never Twice the Same Colour
Depends whether you're talking PAL or NTSC, Japan or anywhere else.

Black levels in Japan are 0IRE (RGB: 0 0 0) but everywhere else it's about 7.5IRE (RGB: 16 16 16).

As a rule, for PAL keep all channels between 16-235 and everything should be ok.

If you're using NTSC (Never Twice the Same Colour) then god* help you.

* being that there is no god, in other words you're screwed.
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:46, archived)
# further explanation
You can never trust colour management on TVs or projectors.. profiling can only do so much. What you can limit is colour bleeding and flare etc from levels that are too hot or noise in areas that are too black.. so your colours won't look identical but if you keep them away from full black and full white they'll be more reliable and less likely to make your whole image look like shite.
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:50, archived)
# NTSC
Oh no!

*gulp*

Thanks for your response!
EDIT:
I'll just keep the colors in that RGB range and keep the white/black slider-thingy in the middle. How about gradients? I was going to use them. Methinks I won't now. Thanks again BTW. Great help that was. :)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)
# no worries
That'll be $37.50. I accept payment by cheque, direct debit, mastercard, visa or bricks of 100% pure cocaine.
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:06, archived)
# How about singing?
I wish I had the money to pay, but alas...
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:10, archived)
# well, i doubt whether the colors would be that far off, anyway.
is it going to be presented on celluloid or digitally? if it's digitally presented, it shouldn't be any different.

really, though, if you have 10 or so differenct colors in the animation, there are still going to be 10 colors when you present, so even if they're off slightly, it shouldn't make much of a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)
# It's not digital.
It's the other thing :)

I wish it was digital. I aught to call and find out if they can accommodate digital. This digital to NTSC conversion process (aspect ratio, color safe, title/action safe areas, etc.) is a real pain in the ass. Almost makes it not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# does anybody know the name or composer of the background song
used it joel veitch's "crab bloke in london"?

also, has any american been to busch gardens in virginia lately?
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)
# i went 3 years ago
(Armer Farmer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:26, archived)
# more recently, like friday.
i was there on friday and saturday, and saw somebody with an official b3ta t-shirt. i didnt get to speak with him and am curious as to whether he is a member or a fan/lurker
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:27, archived)
# well
i went three years ago


without a b3ta tshirt
(Armer Farmer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:28, archived)
# you don't count, bitch.


/had to call someone that
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)
# we need a b3ta classifieds section
"you were wearing the b3ta tshirt at bush gardens last friday. I was drinking a lot and vomiting on the rollercoasters. Call me at 555....."
good luck, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Dance of the Knights
from Prokofiev's ballet of Romeo & Juliet (from memory anyway)

/edit: as used in the famous 'pram down the steps' scene in Battleship Potemkin
/edit2: actually it might not be used in that scene but it's definatley in the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:26, archived)
# Close...
Actually 'Montagues and Capulets'. Though probably actually the Russian translation of this now I think of it.

/pedant
(palimpsest, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)
# with a name like that, you are required to be pedant.
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:40, archived)
# a correction
"a pedant" or "pedantic"
(invisiblegovernmentdotorg, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:00, archived)
# pedant is a predicate nominative
who says i need an article for every noun?
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# Pedantophile, p'raps?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# never seen that movie, but i always wanted to
and i know about that scene. and i doubt that type of music would be in that scene.
(Corn Dog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:36, archived)
# There's a page on his site
with a list of all the songs used in all his stuff.

My all-time fave is "I Can't Stop Raving" by Dune. Used extensively in Blode stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
# she reminds me of death.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)
# heh!
EDIT/ does anyone know the name of the poster artist who painted the indiana jones/starwars posters?
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Cuthbert Crinklebottom*



*Might not be true...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:36, archived)
# found it...
richard amsel
..wonder if I could do brian in his style...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:38, archived)
# the star wars posters were painted
by twins weren't they?

Just a moment i'll check...

Got it: The Hildebrandt Brothers (Not twins, just brothers).
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:38, archived)
# ah, there must have been a few artists over the years,
those chaps aren't the ones i'm thinking of, but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)
# I would....
etc
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Hmm
Yes?
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)
# Michael Baldwin, this is Bruce....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Have a kitty tweet

wallpaperize
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)
# that's gorgeous!
and imaginably quite tight where it counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# extremely well done
IT'S A ONE LEGGER! AH!

[edit: i really am amazed by the shopping on this one.]

[edit 2: cat bird thing, meet desktop.]
(schnurricane, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# I taught i taw a puddy tat!
Oh, no, just a mirror.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)
# seamfull
topshoppery woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:26, archived)
# and a woo to that
and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Lurvely!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)
# I want
to kiss it!
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Ahhh
it makes me wanna stroke it.

later perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)
# yay!
i have a new wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Oscar Wilde
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# ha. a gay grouch
kindof a contradiction.
(I helped save b3ta! pixel8.org, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)
# You'd be
grouchy too, if you got thrown in jail.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:56, archived)
# Hannibal Lecturer
(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)
# i had him for science
with fava beans and a nice chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)
# *weep*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:03, archived)
# not another open sore?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
# it is an anal weep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)
# ooh! I haven't had one of those in a while*



*ever
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:08, archived)
# you want to try sticking things up your arse.
preferably sharp, pointy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Reading that made me cringe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# science of the lambs
egg...


uh, bed
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
# Bah
Foxes just been pissing about right outside my window.
I try and scare them off to no avail. Decide to grab the camera...Back to the window...no foxes

twunts =(
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)
# i love nature
I have a robins nest in my lawnmowers grassbox, 6 eggs, and the best part...
I DON'T HAVE TO MOW THE FUCKING LAWN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)
# down with lawn mowing
up with protecting "natural" lawn environments
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)
# *Arf
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)
# Hannibal Selector

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:37, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:02, archived)
# gah!
..but woo.

and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)
# All growed up...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
so true

shit, i was supposed to have gone to bed
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)
# now why does that seem so likely?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)
# haha!
I've never seen anyone with piles in the front of their pants!

Woo to this brave man, whoever he is.
(I'm assuming this is a costume for a scifi con, not a shopped one from the real film. Of course, I'm probably wrong, and certainly half-blind tonight....)
(Evening, everyone, I'll be popping in a bit here and there....)

(tookishlad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:31, archived)
# i went to bristol zoo
and all i got was this dumb fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# I can't wait for the crimewatch reconstruction.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Look how big his forehead is
he must have a massive brain, so i demand you take back your claim of it being dumb!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:48, archived)
# the tapir was a happy chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Look at it's eye!
It's a cyborg-tapir!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:53, archived)
# That picture
fucks with my EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
# It's a Kelsey Grammerfish
(Kelpy Grammer?)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)
# This frightens me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# don't try to endear me mr kitten
i'll shit you up anyhows
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# thanks for playing the tune
mighty good of you
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# that was Kim
blame (or thank) Kim.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# OOH! while were on that subject, what was the title of the TMBG track?
i want to, ahem, buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:52, archived)
# again - a Kim one
his email address is on the radio page
b3ta.com/features/b3taradio/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)
# this entertains me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# well
finally
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# psyche!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# wooooo!
thats nice!
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Probably been done
The west end will never be the same again



Clicky link for bigness
uploader.co.uk/images/shouty1024x768.jpg
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# this worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Biggyness?
You mean there's a bigger one?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# yay
that's cheered me up before bed, I was all irritated before :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Night night


I'm away cheeri bye now
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# this upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)
# how
violent
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# That reminds me of an oooold woo yay someone made
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# That has made me very
sad
/cries

(plus its so realistic I screamed)
(AmishPolerbear, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# I know that kitten...


And it takes a lot more than a hammer to kill off Rasputin's kitten!
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)
# Another good-night pea-roast
Nighty-night, personages. I leave you with my The of the Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:34, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# this concerns me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# i'll await tomorrow's in eager anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# And that was the director's cut?
Low budget was never like this.

Yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Ministry Of Self Defence
wins funding fight with the Chancellor.
(Dr_Seuss, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)
# hhehehehe
i think i'll head bedwards, night night all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Night
Me however, I'm headed to the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# I'm off too . .
Night all

(and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# pic
i think i'll abandon this one now...
BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:25, archived)
# Terry?
Where's the radiator?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)
# That tie looks somewhat conservative
I always figured he'd wear something a little.... LOUDER!

woo! lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)
# IM AM SPARTICUS!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)
# bloody hell!
you managed to make brain blessed look more manly?!?
woo,yay, houpla, panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)
# hehe
it wasn't easy, i mean
IT WASN'T EASY!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Not bad, not bad.
You finish the body though, you workshy fop.

Und with that, I'm off to bed.
Night night
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)
# maybe another time
the wine has run out... :-)
/night
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)
# night!
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)
# Apologies
for general poorness and band-wagoning...



(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:24, archived)
# Wheres the bridge?
can't be real
(Alex SLAMS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)
# yay for art references
woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)
# eep

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 1:34, archived)

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