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Sometimes it needs to be shopped

before you realise it was a bad idea in the first place...

duckweed platypus... thats right!

(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

How rare

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)

i hate it when people explain puns in their post

half the fun is in trying to be the first to get it ;P

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

i was gonna leave it out

but then i thought that its that shit that you'd just think i'd tried to hide the platypus under a load of green pixels

lesson learnt

(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)

hehe..

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

U-Turn Tony

(bennoart, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

Pardon

my ignorance, but what has he done a u-turn on?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

He's a big fan

of that Usher song.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

thanks, now i've got it stuck in my head

it's not hard to learn...........

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

I hate Usher

and I went on a big drunken ramble last night in a club to anyone who would listen about the pure hatred and bile I reserve for him. And then 50 cent came on and it was time to leave.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

I'm sure he's a very nice man

when he keeps his mouth shut

edit: 50 Cent is wank, but he did come up with the line "I love you more than a fat kid loves cake". What a romantic guy!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

No, you see, that's where you're wrong.

I bet he cheats at cards and everything. Even if he was quiet, I couldn't stand for him cheating.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

I thought you hated him for his music.
Turns out he is an insufferable cheat instead.
Is there a story behind this hatred of cheaters?

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

I played him at pontoon

He cheated, I lost, I got raps. Hardly what you' call fair is it?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

What a bummer!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)

i like

these lines better

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magoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)

What a cheerful fellow

Morissey was.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)

and a

charming man.

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magoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)

:-)

(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

Its you.

and now you are assaulting me through msn.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)

and..

is that now ileagal? i think blair should be made ileagal!!

(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

I think

that spell checkers should be enforced by law. But maybe thats just me.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)

but...

"i fort the law and i WON!!!"

(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

fort that ur spelling cudnt get ne werse

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)

spellin can get a lot wurse and so can my vocabularry

(www.demonart.co.uk, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

Need to upload an SWF, MSN Groups wont let me make it public, the shitters.

Any ideas for a quick upload?

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

ukdragon.com

(pleasedeletemeplease, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)

you can use msn groups for swfs...

they look like they don't work from within the group but when you get the url properties (as you do with an image) it works fine...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)

yay

pearoast from earlier

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

That for some reason is very very scary

but then i'm insane...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)

Thats no moon...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

I've made this very long and detailed animation

about a dancer. Took me forever. I hope you like the storyline.

/Edit. I've just moved the bunny. he was in pain, and wanted a better view.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

Curse you, bunny!

I'll grind you into the dirt!!!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

haha

stamp on that bunnies head! stamp on it HARD!

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

And the man

jumped up and down on the rabbit. And to this day, rabbits are flat.

And it was just so!

EDIT: Oh, the rabbit moved

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

David's Secret

This has been in my head for ages, and it needed to get out...

(antonye, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

NSFW warning and linky please.

Cheers.

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

i dunno, doesn't actually look like porn

you'd have a job telling what it was from any sort of distance. I'd say let it stay

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

and I guess it really isn't porn

until it's 'being used' ahem

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:58, archived)

Blimus!

[edit] watcha up to ReLiC ?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

Pottering about, getting stoned, searching for inspiration

you?

(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)

Same

Except for the stoned bit :-(

Arse

Listening to www.sun80s.com though - that's almost like getting stoned

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

Yay!

I love the 80s

(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

High cockalorum

Woo!

(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

You've had a dick in your head for ages?

Not suprised you wanted it out. Dicks in the head can kill.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

Depends how they get in there in the first place...

Know what I mean? *nudge, nudge*

(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

*nudge nudge nudge teeheehhee

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)

To sum up then:

You've been thinking constantly about cock.

NSFW, linky it please.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

The "cock post/not a cock post"

ratio on this board is becoming somewhat worrying of late...

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The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)

Look...

NSFW? At this time of night?
Should you really be viewing the board anyway?
Ok, it's got a few fleshtones but you can easily skip it...

(antonye, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)

3 reasons why you are incorrect:

Some people work nights rather than days.

Some people live in different countries to you; different countries have different timezones.

Some people spazz back through the board rather than only looking at the first page.

NSFW - LINKY PLEASE!!!!

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)

Superbod!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)

hahaah

I remember playing that game :)

have a pearoast and a woo

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)

That's awesome!

That truly is.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

Calling Flash People/The Strokes fans

Anybody who fancies doing a flash animation "rock video" for a quality Strokes pastiche song (3 minutes long of course - the classic rock single length), then contact me via [email protected]

I don't want to give too much away (actually, anything) about the song, but trust me, it's good.

I thangyow.

(no_i_dont_remember_guildford, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)

Can I do the singing?

If I bring my own socks?

(Tarquin., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

Hope your inbox is robust enough for the tirade of spam...

Wish I wuz clever enuff to do flash thingums

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

i don't care

and if you're a record company, get a proper e-mail address

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

I really need the practice

Plus I've mildly trained in traditional animation techniques. No guarantees on a deadline though

(Kimbo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:41, archived)

if you see the strokes

give em a slap, call them slags and tell them to get their hair cut. filthy rich hippies.

(Heffer foiled, once again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

woo!

i used to love them!
The big bad 'i said NO!'

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)

Pearoast time...

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:52, archived)

Hee hee

I liked The Big Bad I Said No!

edit: is that called mindpiss?

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)

yes

premium mindpiss

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

Goody

I've often wondered.
Cheers! :)

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

argh!

i remmeber that now, i must have blocked those memories for a reason...

tidy up is terrifying

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

Didn't

Wogan narrate that?

(Xybex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

aye

and it's on DVD now

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

it is??

where where where?

(Predatory Sock, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

try

www.play.com

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

Hahahah, and Woo Yay

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)

Here is Tonights Work (still to be completed but not tonight)

(Eccles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

Hehe

Pratchett and Kidby rule the world.

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

very sinister, woot!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

I still find that

fatally sexy.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

If he's stroking

what I think he's stroking, it would explain why Death always has that silly grin on his face.
Lovely picture.

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

did u do all of that?

that's amazing!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:39, archived)

no not the picture

i am just trying to learn how to animate so i was only working on the eyes tonight

(Eccles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

the original

i think comes from the pratchett book the last hero. by the end of the week i am hoping to have some back grounds and this week end i hope to have the hand moving

(Eccles, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:42, archived)

ah right

i was really impressed then, i should have recognised the style really, hehe, still very nice though

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

New question of the week - Foot in mouth syndrome

- saying the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time.

(Taking the question literally and writing about sucking your own toes will be treated with the contempt it deserves.)

Anyway. It's Jackanory time. And you're Pam Ayres.

b3ta.com/questions/foot_in_mouth/

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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

I'm not drunk officer.... I've only had a few ales...

(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

yay!

i got second ever answer!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)

Number 4 for me

Hoorah!

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

Did Pam Ayres do Jackanory ?

..

EDIT - I believe she did...

/benilyn - 10 yrs old - neveragain

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

i remember rik mayall best

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rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

Wasn't that

Grimm Tales? Now that was classic TV.

(Xybex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)

He did

some Roald Dahl stuff on Jackanory - George's Marvellous Medicine was a classic.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

I don't know why...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)

the power of pantseat compelled you

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

Seal Mess

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

who's that?

/thick
i recognise that owl....

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

Peter Cushing

He nearly married Whoopi Goldberg, you know...

[edit] it was supposed to be a joke, as she'd become Whoopi Cushing (Whoopie Cushion)
Ah well...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

i always feel it should be spelt

whoop!

or whoopi!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

i agree......like bushwacka!

/if you get me

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

Spent ages doing this.

Or Bigger

Or Super Duper Wowser size.

(Xybex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

use adventure game studio and do it for real

well as a real game anyway.

(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

yes!

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:33, archived)

Woo!

MI references make images good.
Bravo!

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

yay!

that is flipping brilliant!

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Reverend Dan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

Wonderful Spring Day!

Y A Y !

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

yaaaaay!

sunny and happy... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

I borrowed Sheep!'s magic box

But he didn't give me the instructions

Clicky here for the full length version (700KB)
and sorry for nicking your idea Sheep! His original here

(pen-al™, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

thats ace!

i likes sheeps too!

(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:31, archived)

that's great - I love these vids

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Brilliant!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

That's super

It's the present every kid dreams of for christmas!

Woo yay!

(inu_asbestos, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:34, archived)

That be trés woo!

(ReLiC, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:36, archived)

hehe...

nice :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:38, archived)

That's excellent!

May I enquire as to the software used to create it?

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UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:43, archived)

I used

Adobe premiere, then took it into photoshop. and back to premiere and exported out to a gif, then into imageready for a much optimizing as I could.

(pen-al™, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

Looks great

Did you use the first frame as a background layer, then just delete the top half in the other frames?

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UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

Ahhh,

You know my secret

shush

(pen-al™, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

bravo!

more!

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)

HonestToGod...

Type in "Evil Incarnate" into Google Images and this is what you get...

F*kin hell!

Clicky EVIL

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dbond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

she has gene simmons tongue

shirley?

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lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

She's trying

to eat that dragonfly

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

Practicing paint skills again

Going to see her in July ( ^^)b

(inu_asbestos, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)

i saw her last year at V

quite enjoyable it was too
oh and where are my manners? that wooperb!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)

I can't wait

PJ & Kim Deal in the same place, at the same time, it's like a pop dream come true!

(inu_asbestos, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

Erm...

(Psythor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:27, archived)

bad boy!

You're grounded!

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

yum yum yum.

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souljah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:26, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

/hides under desk

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summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:28, archived)

run for your fucking lives!

but, kindof cute in a way

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 22:45, archived)

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