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# ..
(radja, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# what did you expect to happed
when you asked her to kiss you beak
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# She's nice... Where's the source ? :)
(G-Funk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Sniff my cock!
sniff it!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Brie....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Paranoid Rhapsody

right click album cover to download track (6MB MP3)
this took a crowbar and some shoehorning
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# ha
brilliant
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# *right clicks saves as*
(I'm assuming - call me sherlock - that this is a radiohead queen audiomash?)

edit: yay! (nice crowbar work)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# mashups.
i just don't get these at all. it works in parts, but... i dunno, i just don't get 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
#
was an academic exercise seeing as everyone said that 'Paranoid Android' was Radiohead's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. If they'd had fitted perfectly together I'd have been more surprised. As would Radiohead's lawyers, I guess :-)
Just meant to be a bit of fun - I'm really a very good musician (M. Winner 2002)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# oh, i wasn't trying to give it the cuss, technically it's sound
...i just don't get mashups in general ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# wow
i thought this would suck although i love both bands

its great and has some moments that are just amazing

its like finding chocolate and cheese together is a taste sensation (which unfortunately isn't the case)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i'm not sure what that is
but I still would
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# oooooooooh fcuk
KILL IT!!
KILL IT HARD!!!

(Nice work all the same. Woo.)
(Small Beer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Eep!
That is woosome but I wouldn't want to be alone with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# I just realised,
this beast has no nose...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# how................................
................................................
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# how does it smell?





/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# it doesnt smell of coat.
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# it went of it's own accord
or do i mean just up to my belly button?
(deep whimsy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# drug induced fwap
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# eeeeep!
Minor TJ: Seeing as Kazaa Lite appears unable to download at over 0.55 kb/s any more, anyone know any decent file sharing software?

Here's a (blatently reposted) picture to make up for it:

(trumpet, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
#
www.torrentz.com/
(Schlottie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# bit
torrent
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Why don't they just fuck off....
I'm feeling vindictive and lazy today,.. bad combination.



(HoTWire, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# surely
the last one is just "whore" ?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# as is the first one

if you listen to some reports

Ning J.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# well the last one isn't hungry

she never eats anything.. oh maybe she's very hungry then..

fuck i've confused myself now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!
Yay for vindictiveness and laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Posh
Is it me, or is she starting to like like Anne Robinson did last night on that BBC2 birthday programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Look Out!
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# and he's a city fan

or is it nicky butt, or both of them. either way, twunts
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Yay a reply!
Thought it wasn't gonna get one, disheartening because took far longer to make than it should have.
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# stick at it
i didn't get a single reply for my first pic post.

now i get one or two, it improves with time
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Apparently I'm famous...
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2238360889&category=50
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# as well you deserve to be

(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# It's not even me
that put it up there. Some guy asked for my autograph and there it is... Less than £2. I must be on the D-List along with people like Darren Day
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# i'll put the bid up to £2.28 if you like

make you feel more popular....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# don't lower yourself to his level
i think my gran has more fans than him and shes basically a hermit
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# yes,
but the autograph IS actually mine. Whoops, now you know my real name.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# sick squid


(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] So that's how they decide the weather!

My spangly New Site
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha!
terrific
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# woo yay
you get your order?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Got it yesterday :)
We had a fab night of Roadrunner and Pingu :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# good good
always here to help :) have also pingu dvd
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# aint received it it
but am expecting good things
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I'm not even sure I understand this.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# neither am i!
But i know i likes it!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Does it pour
both ways?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# heheh
you said both ways
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I like it muchly
but it might burn your hand a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# if you cant stand the heat...
stay away from the bisexual teapot.


i think i shall start saying that instead of the original moral.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I saw that this morning looking at That Website of Yours
seeing as I am your Number One Fan (*snarls, wanks*)

and my opinion of it remains. That is marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Only fan
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# that's one more than I've got

*sends dead bunny in post*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# What you need
is a website.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# and what you need
is a normal, working class pencil like wot I've got ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Not for me,
I'm too far gone...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# you're so bourgeois

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Yes,
yes I am...but I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# I'm a man of the people
that's why I smell like I do
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# With that smell
I thought you were a man of the farming community.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I've had some offers...

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# A sheep
brushing past you is not an offer...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# no need to understand
it's just yaysome and woosome and hoopla-some too*

*from the "new words™"dept
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I'm a little teapot
short and stout
here's my.......
aw fuckit
edit/ arghhh mother's mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Heehee!
I'm a little teapot short and stout, here's my handle, here's my...oh! I'm a sugar bowl.
/Phoenix Nights
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# ahem
I'm a little teapot
short and tight,
bend me over and aim just right
(BadgerPirate, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# thats great
and confusing

i sort of understand the joke - but if i tried to explain - i'd shrivel up and die
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# That
was the problem I had...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# What if it was absitinant?

Sorry about picture distortioning....
(udlras, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Meh
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Who you gonna call?
Who you gonna call?
Click for bigger and spookier [new window]

Brought to you by the power of Vectors.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# buskers are the funniest people ever

apart from mimes
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Also funny
And also a Busker of sorts:

http://www.doctorbusker.com
[new window]
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Woo!
All hail the power of vectors!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Arf!
if the singings shit
and out of tune
who you gonna call...
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# wyh
"If there's something queer,
and it don't look good,
Who ya going to call ... ?"

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Buskin makes me feel good
oh yeah!
(Mr.2stripe, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# good morning
i have a question?

did kill bill 1 not appear in the oscars because its part of a 2-part film - or just because the academy didn't like it?
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# It's because Quentin Tarantino is shit.
100% of FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# he would disagree
as would his mother*


* she may not disagree, I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# yes,
I to fail to see what all the fuss is about
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Wrong, wrong ,wrong
FACT

Seriously though, WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# I am not.
His films are 50% rubbish and 50% hype.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Really have to disagree
Reservior Dogs and Pulp Fiction are classic films. Even his least well recieved offering, Jackie Brown, is an excellent, superior crime film. He's a great writer and an excellent director.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Bag of shite.
That's my final word on the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# and a guest judge on american idol
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Two good films
Does not a great director make... or sommat.

No jam no spoon.

No mouth no trousers*

*99% Fact

(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# no bridge

no shark

no helicopter

need i say more
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# How about five?
If Jackie Brown is his worst film, that's a staggering body of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# You, my friend,
have been fooled by marketing and men's magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# that can't be right
because they're at least 20% machisimo male posturing bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# "machisimo male posturing bollocks"

Yes, very prominent in Kill Bill, I noticed.

/rolls eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# My mistake.
You are absolutely correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# nah
they rang me up and I haven't seen it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# it's because it was rated 18
and they didn't have any ID to get in
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Pretty much
But also it's not really an "Oscar" film, if you know what I mean. I could imagine it picking up technical awards and such. It'll be like when Return Of The King won everything for LOTR.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Tarantino
was once caught threadwasting ... the Academy have shunned him ever since ...


*100% bollocks*

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I was under the impression
that it was released too late to be considered by the Academy this time around, but I may be wrong.

Plus I never got around to seeing it. Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Blockbusters
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# I would imagine it's because
it's not really all that.. but Tarantino's old stuff is brilliant, Pulp Fiction was great
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# not sure where this came from
it's like having 3 arse cracks
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# those days are gone for you my girl
it's big pants time
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# You'd never catch me in a thong.
Disgusing things. If I wanted to floss my arse, I'd buy arse floss.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# big pants do it for me.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# What is it
that they do exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# arf
there must be a market for arse floss....
total removal of cling ons... now with added ex foliating cream
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# wow
can you actually buy that?

I need to get rid of the more stubborn bits of blue fluff that accumlates, despite not owning any blue pants.
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# what you need is a narrow tongued rough mouthed
badger
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# You can.
Someone posted a link here once to a site for aids for people too fat to wipe their own arses :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# People get aids?
because they don't wipe their bottoms?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Yes.
That's what happened that porn star. No Andrex.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# huzzah
very good mein freund
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# i would

erm buy them for a girl i mean, if i wasn't single that is....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# argh!
backflange on my screen!!!

nsfw?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# tut tut alton towers...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3644689.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# heheh
i'd skyve work any day to go to alton towers!



if i had a job
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# so if you worked at alton towers...


how would that work then?

skive off work by going to work....

hmmm.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# working at alton towers would be hell
so close but you can't touch it - philosophy with the 'coasters

unless you were a ride-tester or something
(Market Man, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# aint that bad
knew some people who did, (i used to get in free because of it)

and theres a very good pub at the bottom of churnet valley.

i suppose they'd stay at home really.
theme parks can be f'kin' annoying if your there EVERY day.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# bit like being a teacher in an all girls sixth form*
*I imagine
(Mr. Partyhat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# guess where i'm going next week

to the *ahem* doctors.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# save me a spot
on the twistiest ride, there's a good chap!!!
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# no i am actually going to the doctors.

i'll see what ride's they have there though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# I wonder
if Alton Towers employees skive work to go to Drayton Manor Park?
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# and ZOOOOOOOOOOOO (in a brian type of voice)
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Well that's how he did it then!
Hover Jesus confounds the doubters...
Hover son of god! Hover HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Ha Ha,
what a Buoy!
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# I knew it!
How did he do the feeding of the five thousand?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# sent out to the chippy for a delivery


EDIT: how rude of me pic is very very woo as always my good man
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# he used a calculator
i made a shockwave movie of it, its in my profile.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Good lord
Tenuos Spam.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# ah go stick your head in a pig.
(Angle Grinder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# face.
go stick your face in a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Have a Squino!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# woo
he looks horny


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# beat me to it
bastard

/passes coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# I don't know
why you two ever bother to take your coats off.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# fair point

/don's anorak
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# *insert funny joke about Don wanting his anorak back*
(The Spelling Police, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)
# *insert apology to Don*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# *insert something into don*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# *insert witty comment about inserting you when i get you home*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# *insert 'can't wait' style comment*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:09, archived)
# *insert "ooooohhhh baby" type thing*

www.shallweresurectawagonwhilewereatit.com
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# what have i started?
(The Spelling Police, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# It's like Morecombe and Wise
but with two straight men!

Well, when i say straight...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *shakes glasses*

"bring me sunshine, all the while........"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# well it's goodnight from him....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# that was the two ronnies
but i wanna buy some fork'andles.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# so it was
*insert famous morecombe and wise quote here*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# *inserts witty joke about cockle pickers*

*heads for door, as anorak is already on*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
you said cock(le)


/wishes had left coat on
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
#
www.whynot.com
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# that actually is a site
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
so it is
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# hooray!
that splendid!

I see lots of horn, but no nuts...

/different enough to be... err... different
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# woo!
Rhirrel! nah, Squino is definately better


I bet that guy's so horny, whenever he sees a lady squino he goes nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# sorry

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# There's this asian chap at the University I attend
who looks exactly like that fellow

sans hook and dodgy eye, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Ah, Mr Koit
Space crew ep2 is F.A.B, hope ep3 is “The Search for Dave”, you can’t leave him behind!
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# What a lovely plan
sounds like a winner to me...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# He
looks like a rapping Bishop. Which hand is normally the hooky one?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Woo !
But I bet he comes after you with his hooky hooky hands.....hide quick !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# maybe
He's just been given a bad press and wants to prove himself as a good citizen...... errr.... NAAAAHHHH!!!
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# is it
Father Jack's long lost (but more successful) brother?

FECK!
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Pfft
funny funny
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# V. Good!
Woo
(microsaulxp, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# fantastical
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Arf
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# woo!
can't wait for that film
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# Robert Marley



(lordanthony_thecoat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# pfffft
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
tres bon!

j'adore!

especially the last one
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Get up
Stand upon weighbridges!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:48, archived)
# Haha
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)

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