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# More Redex fun
I almost felt bad about doing this. But then again, when did that ever stop anyone on here?



Enlargify

PS : Nice charity webiste btw. visit them
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Ooof!
Nice.

This IS coming from a guy who made a Louise Woodward joke yesterday...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# yeah but she's just funny though


got my pic ready and prepped to post.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# takes shoe's off to attempt to revive
ben
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Its pancakes and blue milk for breakfast today
Yum
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# mmmm yummy

save me some, i'll be around in ten
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# /rolls drum
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Woo!
That am tres bien!
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
That took me longer to get than I really care to admit.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Lucy
should really have put on her makeup this morning before giving the interview.
(radja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
#




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:28, archived)
# She's just found out that Big Ron is her blind date
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:42, archived)
# She's what's called in some schools an ugly f***ing c***
but I still f***ing would
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Fat Ron and Fido are seaching for
the top football expression (see www.thinkclear.co.uk/Expressions/)
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Tsk
"He's what's called in some schools...."

Otherwise....

HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Speedy!
And very funny!

Woo to you Mr Bounder sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Speedy?
He's in, early doors
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I see.
You'll have to forgive me. I forget that the intermeweb still works even if my computer is turned off.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ?
I'm going for a Ronglish conversion
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# We were going to try and get Oxford Brookes to award him an honourary degree for services to English
I suppose now we can make it a double and bolt a Masters in Race Relations too
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# He
might be a cock of the highest order, but you still can't beat "so he popped up, back stick, little eyebrows, nodded it in" as a piece of commentary. Fucking genius. Give him a Ph.D on top. make it in sheepskin coat studies.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# his commentry is still the thing of legends though

(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
# My
point precisely, my dear chap. a WOO for big Ron challenging the boundaries of linguistics :)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
so wonderfully put
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Ah! Now I get it. *slaps forehead*
yesterday, one of my cow-orkers came scuttling in with your picture of Diego/man from Fantasy Island. She'd put the words "Get well soon you fucking cheat" on it and tried to claim credit. I told her to piss off.

Thought you might want to know :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# BURN HER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Certainly sir.
*sets up complex trap in cow-orkers office involving lighter fluid, matches, a piece of string and cake*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# /deletes post

It was his own idea, guvnor
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah
brilliant!

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Ron Atkinson is such an obvious clown, that i'm suprised it took this long for people to shop him.
All he's good for now is writing for the Daily Sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Do you think the BBC would go for a 'This Morning' type program
hosted by Big Ron and Kilroy?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:43, archived)
# 'ning

wee pearoast from last night to get the blood flowing
[edit]And yes I know...It's his way of catching mice..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hehehehe
Silly cat.
his fly is open.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# trust you to spot that


butch pussy

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# I'll show you to the door son
(only because I'm going that way myself really time for breakfast now)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# understood

don't forget mine
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Your flies are undone!
*runs*

Morning!

Today I will be mostly laughing at Ron Atkinson.... pffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Indeed
Let the photoshopping run free!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)
# wee monkeybatsealthing wearing little 2 stripes!
(Mr.2stripe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Coo
and and damn you ASP.net!!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# brethren, your thoughts....


My first ever animation. Made in flash, where it looked better, and exported to gif.

sorry it's a nearly 200k, I tried but image ready defeated me
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Woo! it is good.
but could you link it? think og those on dial-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# My first thought?
It's spelt "brethren", not "bretheren".

My second thought?

It's very pretty - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# Doh!
fixed
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# That was rather lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# ta
you are so sweet
(CerberusDog woof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha
Big Racist Ron
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# Oooh
Satire! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# rascist man

was funny though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# What
did he say? Is it repeatable?
(Benz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# I know he used 'the N word'
(Norbert?)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# He said Marcel Desailly
was a lazy *racist term for an afro-carribbean*
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Add Fucking
before it and you've got it
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# With comments like that
Big Ron does not deserve to have a high profile job ....... hope no one ever employs him again.
(Benz, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Considering
one of his jobs is with The Guardian, I think he's going to be out of work soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# My friend interviewed him once
and said he was a fat racist cranberry who sat there and said things like "I'm no racist, I've had black boys in my team". 100% of fact....
(Clunge_Gunge, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Done it before
He got a light rap on the knuckles for another off air comment picked up about Cameroon player's mother watching from their trees.

Also, famously last year - "He looks like a little twat, that Totti".
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# "had black boys?"
Hmmmmn.
(microsaulxp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Whattu talking' 'bout, micro?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# he's no racist i tell you

it was a fancy dress party
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# He was a lot funnier with Stan Laurel
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:53, archived)
# and a lot crueller
i'd like to see them remake murder in the air......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# 'ning
porrige? (not for brekky tho.. ewwww)
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# ning
correctamundo

have a fiver...
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# !COOL!
Thanks

*takes fiver*
*runs to offy*
*closed 'till 11am*

#fucksocks#
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Thunderbird 2's new rural cammo
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# Woo!
..But shouldnt it be coming out of its arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# now you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# Well..
..I dunno ... Im going on the nostalgic memories of an 8 year old ... So im probably well off the mark!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# the thunderbirds movie
will probably blow donkeys, and destroy my childhood.

thankyou bill paxton
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Any film
with donkey blowing is one i gotta see ....


..errr
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)
# Directed by Will Riker
Sends shivers down my spine. As does the "youth catered" stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:52, archived)
# yeah
frakes is a halfway decent director, i just can't believe he's taken on a
project like that. The last star trek film was bad enough, and i think he did that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# I liked that last trek film
Oh dear.
the one before it was piss tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# nemesis was poor,
just think the storyline itself was weak. not been a good trek film since the borg one (first contact)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I liked the villan
He was shiny.

(Ok so I have more odd reasons for likeing films than anyone else I know)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# weirdo

the data being killed off storyline thing was piss weak.

the best bit in the film was the buggy jumping into the back of the shuttlecraft. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Hey!
Yes I might be weird but there is no need to shout it to the whole board.
He was nice and shiny, it was a good outfit that he had.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# "Is it how similar we look alike...
...apart from the broken nose and the scars".

When the film is pointing out blatant stuff like "They don't look alike, apart from being bald", there are problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# They picked the actor
Because he was the one that looked most like picard.
Poor bloke.
How would you like to be told that the only reason you got picked was because you loked like Patrick Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# SORRY

/retracts statement

i would just like to state that Giant Bunny is NOT weird. and even if she was, she doesn't want it spreading around o.k.

will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Lovely
now I'm off to the shop to get a bacon roll.
Want anything while I'm there?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# bacon and egg roll
with brown sauce please
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# bacon and mushrooms on toast please dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Yes, but...
that was ordered by the same Jean-Luc Picard who insists on plastic surgery and respect of the Prime Directive for every away mission to an undeveloped planet, and now, he goes "Fuck that, buggy and lasers for us!"?

Shite, I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# sad
that the franchice, once possessed of high quality has run down to produce some real rubbish films. Lack of writing talent perhaps?

Best get Michael Crichton on the case or Jerry Bruckheimer....
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# maybe get some sci-fi novellists together
or summat, listen to fan scripts etc.......

there has to be better scripts out there than whats on offer at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Ace idea!
Get Will on the case, he's a good writer now.

/obscure geeky trekker reference*


*WWDN
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yeah i've seen that before

one of the best characters ever
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# since when did Parker

look like this?

is that meant to be a huge red eyebrow?

"Parker, is that your real face?"
"No, MiLady"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Holy god!
I swear thats my mums cat!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Sweet baby jebus.
I think I went out with her once.

(woo!)

Morning all! (or g'night to N.American chums).
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# Who?
My mum? You're a braver man than u look! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning/ night
delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# 4 words
KILL
IT
HARD!!
WOO

EDIT now some has mentioned Ann I say:
KILL IT HARDER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Ning!

you in exams today?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)
# No
I found out that the practical I normally have on a thursday is cancelled so I'm free all day.
WOO
But I do have a poster meeting at noon.
And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)
# i is muchly finer thanke
well rested and armed with a piccy to post later.

how's sunny scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# Realy nice :)
It is sunny and lovely at present.
It looks like its going to be sunny all day.
Unfortunate side effect...
So far I think I have seen 3 women wearing skirts wider than ther are long.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:51, archived)
# being a bloke i would say that is a good thing

however it depends on who is wearing said belts.
and i also think it's a little too early in the to dress slutty.

but hey, it is scotland
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# Trust me
These women should not.

I personally am looking oh so classy in a pair of too big jeans, a rather raty looking t-shirt (that I'm rather worried about) and blue embroidered trainer things that I got from the kiddie section.

Are you saying that we dress like sluts?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# only those that wear belt's for skirts.

most scot's are alright.

am in jeans, t-shirt (old jedi one) and black suede trainers.

i look classy in this office!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Mine is a grey roca wear one
And I can never remember who is responsible for rocawear.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# it's dave

dave looks after the rocawear gear, he also does a nice line in pac-a-mac's and burberry posing pouches.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Argh the thought
Just put Chavs in my brain at this time of the morning.
I'm sure rocawear has something to do with P.diddy or JZ or posh spice or something... its one of those Tshirts that I have no idea how I got it but it was clean this morning so I put it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# i've got one that
say's "screw for the fun of it" on the front, to this day i have no clue where it came from.
but i used to love annoying the local vicar by wearing out when he was around
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# I realised yesterday that I...
had been chatting a guy up, while wearing a Tshirt that said 'Longboard mixed doubles: bonus marks for style and position' on it.
In big yellow letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
loon
i've given up chatting up women.

i was working at an 18th the other night, and all night i got, "my mate fancies you".

i was very nice back and said thanks, but no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# I
think that it needs a blanket.
to keep it warm / hide its hideous face
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)
# Carrier bag...
... some bricks. A lake.

Thats what that one needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Fuck, Ann Widdecombe's lost weight
Woo! Celebrity Fit Club works wonders!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Now u mention it ..
... It does look like her!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)
# Its Tony Blackburn's ...

long hidden sister.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)
# that looks like
DWAIN DIBLEY!!!!
(Scribble, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# well,
long time watcher, first time poster.

(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:07, archived)
# no
thats a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)
# woo and yay
go monkey go!
(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)
# from
the looks of his eyes, i think he is gone. . .
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:11, archived)
# And what a top quality post it is!
Welcome, you'll never etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:13, archived)
# terrifying.
but nice.
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)
# It's a monkey in a fez
you don't get much better for a first post than that. I award you two point seven five woos, which you can, should you so wish, round up to three woos.

P.S. I'm here an hour and a half earlier than usual - what's going on? Starting my b3ta day before I even leave for work now...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Hey
Thanks, nearly three? I dont know whatever i should do with so much woo.
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:17, archived)
# goes great with cheese on toast!
or was that lea and perrins


nevermind... morning people
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:20, archived)
# Ning
..
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)
# don't you ever leave here?
or are you chained to Rob's leg......


/runs away
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)
# just a quick peruse before i head off out for the day
which happens abooooouuuuttttt now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)
# He's
a window cleaner u know?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)
# You are just missing spong for a perfect score.
Woo pic! Welcome, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)
# Thats
a great 1st post! Have a WOO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:17, archived)
# i know, eh?
it's NOT a metre in width, it DOESN'T take up 8 megs, it's NOT an unshopped picture of his ugly nephews... i would say this picture is completely void of newbie stupidity!
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)
# thanks
I've Been watching the boards for a while now. Just never got around to getting webspace, shopping, and posting.

and yes, i have seen the Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# It said he/she/it was a lurker
Obviously one of the sensible ones that learned the rules before posting.
Its quite Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# And..
..he/she/it (no offence!) has actually posted a pic with their 1st greeting ... I dont think i managed that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:26, archived)
# he/she/it
no offense taken.

i'm a he, just turned 19, and from the states.

Thanks for the warm greeting everyone! :)
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:28, archived)
# isn't it bedtime in the states?
it's bedtime in Canada! night all.
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)
# Welcome aboard
the good ship B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)
# I always say He/she/it
until I find out.
but now I now you are a he.
I shall try to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)
# i just assume
everyone around here's a he 'till they tell me otherwise. B3ta is a bit of a sausage party...
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)
# Well for the record...
I'm a girl.
Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)
# .
Got it.
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# right on.
me too, actually. :)
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)
# its good
so very ace
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Supoib
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Im still here ...Shes gone to work!

Giraffes live on coal


100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:02, archived)
# yay!
giraffes may well rule
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
# Aww
The fluff
Woo to the pics.

*feels happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:08, archived)
# why would you
Stop the feeling happy?
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)
# Because I hit the wrong damn key
as happens a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)
# oooh - I like sketches
you should put them in your blog!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# A tortirell
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# Woo! Does it nibble nuts very slowly? Or bury lettuce leaves?

TJ:

A couple of days ago (ish ) someone posted a lovely pic of a dog (maybe a Doberman) with an upside-down head. I think it was FP'd. Does anyone remember who posted it?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)
# yakmonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha...
it looks like someone ran over its head.

love it.
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:24, archived)
# OI!
It's Thursday now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# I
dunno...i mean whats all the fuss about these pics of di ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# Ahahahaha
you sick fuck
I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# off to hull with you
but i luv it :)
(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:53, archived)
# Good for you
I hope its going better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:54, archived)
# Now I'm hungry.
Your tasteless pic looks very... um... tasty. Yay to the gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:54, archived)
# At least bits of concrete and tire would taste better than anchovies
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Too obvious....

(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:02, archived)
# Groan
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)
# *slap*
Now leave immediatly and take your over-develloped sense of extreme punnage with you :-)

NING all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:18, archived)
# I have never spoken to you before
But I am feeling super fluffy today so a big
'NING to you as well.
Hope you are well
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:19, archived)
# I am indeed well and am trying to increase fluff levels
random kindness from b3tans always does the trick!

Pffft, early here, why must we work? Why, why, why???

Oh yes, I remember now, to hang around here using the company intenet connection, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:23, archived)
# I have had a few too many all nighters
So I cant actualy sleep right now.
I end up in uni at 3 in the morning just to take advantage of the free broadband.
But I like being randomly fluffy to people.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:25, archived)
# I am assuming that you are over 'the pond'
in the US of A?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:32, archived)
# No...
I'm in Aberdeen.
Up in Scotland.
I was just referring to the fact that I have been here for ages already.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:34, archived)
# Ah, indeed that is a long time.
Sorry, slow on the uptake this morning, still injecting caffeine into the system.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:41, archived)
# I'm waiting for costa to open
Then I will go and get caffinated.
I just found out that the practical I was meant to do today has been cancelled.
Woo
But it means that I will have to get started on an essay that I have been putting off for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:44, archived)
# I could REALLY do with Caffine right now
bah
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:45, archived)
# Here you go
*hands over a cup thanks to the miracle of the internet*

Damn, I wish that were possible...
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)
# If only...
Internet double espressos with as much sugar as humanly possible would be a fantastic invention.
Will have to make do with the packet of fruit bonbons I have stashed in my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)
# ning-o!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:20, archived)
# And ning right back at you sir/madam!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:32, archived)
# I think its a guy
Well I hope it is.
Look in the profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:36, archived)
# Ah, I have to put up with the evil that is Websense here at work
and therefore a large amount of pics are blocked. From the profil I just see that he looks like a big redex....
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:40, archived)
# Pics blocked! =:-0
That would make b3ta a bit pointless, wouldn't it? You poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)
# I can see some and the banter is always good.
In any case I have no life and can thereofre catch up on the pics when I get home :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)
# woo!
its far too early to be going and queing form Mayball Tickets.... aaarrrG!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:18, archived)
# ::raises eyes::
Need more bad punnage. There can never be enough of this stuff :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:31, archived)
# Oddly enough
John Cleese is the keynote speaker at a nearby conference on transpersonal psychology in June in Palm Springs, CA. (wtf)

The title of his lecture is "The Mythic Aspects of Lemon Meringue Pie and the Drunken Ferret Archetype"

ok bedtime. night all you folks
(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:37, archived)
# Goodnight there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:40, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:41, archived)
# Winner!
Coffee/monitor interface successfully initiated.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Kitty Attack!
Dog was running around in circles, slobbering; easily amused.

Demonkitten tires of this insipid behavior; hides behind couch, preparing to leap.

In a dazzling display of feline ninja prowess, demonkitten puts the fear of all that is (un)holy into the now-seizing heart of the dog.


*100% fact. Unshopped, photo not altered in any way.

(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:42, archived)
# yay!
that's stupendous

how'd you catch it?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:43, archived)
# not mine
I can't take credit. My good friend Hilary owns both of these beasts, and she refuses to say how she timed it. I suspect witchery.
(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:45, archived)
# witchery
satisfies my need to know how it was done
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:22, archived)
# It's not shopped now
but it probably will be soon enough.
It's a great pic!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:45, archived)
# Hello
:)
Your profile says you are very new.
Welcome


(its is the time that lurkers come out of the woodwork? )
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:56, archived)
# i hope to be an exemplary b3tan
thank you. I have been a b3ta admirer for a few months now. The admiration built up until it coagulated into a viscous fluid that eats all my snacks and tells me to 'shop things.

(I say 'bee tuhn')
(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:01, archived)
# I dont worry about which way I say it
None of the people who know me in real life are b3tans so it does not matter.
I did not belive that 'you will never leave'
stuff until I started to post and found out that its true.
In a few weeks you will not miss things like sunshine and fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)
# Woo!
Your cat looks just like both of my cats! Well not both of them together, that would be silly. But your cat does look like each of my cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:02, archived)
# this picture
is what might just keep me through the day
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:03, archived)
# Did you check down and see the
you/garfield pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:09, archived)
# yes I did
and it was fabulous and made my morning lovely as well.

I have to go to school now...wish me luck...
*scary music plays*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)
# I'm at school already
Well uni.

Have fun, blow up some toilets or some thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:15, archived)
# Have fun at school/uni the two of you :P
Have a great day and all that, and be fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Woohoo!
Go kitty!
(ladycat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:33, archived)
# The dog is powering up it's laser eyes! Mwhahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:04, archived)
# just look at those claws
evil cat.

poor dog.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Woo!
Someone should shop that kitten with ninja garb for real flip-out action. I'd do it but the hummus is low this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# Hitler Eating a Watermelon
Yeah, that's right
(GaryNiger of the GNAA does not believe in censorship, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:37, archived)
# woo!
that's amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:38, archived)
# I dont know why I like it so much
But it is most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:38, archived)
# That's some mightily tasty melon he's got there
edit:
*snigger* that was you 69th post.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:38, archived)
# hahaha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:39, archived)
# mighty
fine of you's
(CrackyPipe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:47, archived)
# ps
what's with kosumo.faereal.net/random/formal-ness.jpg
(CrackyPipe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:52, archived)
# And he looks so happy as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:27, archived)
# freaking
awesome.
(raggedy anarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:34, archived)
# Fab
I have to Woo you
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:43, archived)
# she's smitten
(Mighty_Banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:30, archived)
# awwww
she looks kind of like kermit and miss piggy's daughter would look like if they had one
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:31, archived)
# Oh, that's wonderful
(Cheril, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:32, archived)
# I would
twice
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:32, archived)
# I think I am as well
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:33, archived)
# So friendly!
Is it a baby dragon?
Can I have one? (Please? I'll take real good care of it!)
(thppp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:36, archived)
# No
Not after what happened to the last one.

Good lurkage by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:37, archived)

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